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 No.903850[Last 100 Posts]

 No.903851

oog

 No.903852

why is she so enthusiastic to see a flip in progress

 No.903853

longtime fantasy of mine to be interrupted by a girls younger sister while flipping hell it could even be her little brother show that little fag whos the real man of the house

 No.903854

In 1500, Columbus wrote to a friend, "A hundred castellanoes [a Spanish coin] are as easily obtained for a woman as for a farm, and it is very general, and there are plenty of dealers who go about looking for girls; those from nine to ten (years old) are now in demand."

the paraphilic model of pedism becomes increasingly absurd with each passing day wonder why it is that such young girls were so sought after if its supposed to be an anomaly

 No.903855

got left behind

 No.903856

got left behind god fucking damn it fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck got left behind got left behind

 No.903857

damn good fishin today started off a little rocky but tuna did it ever come around in the end

 No.903858

nobody told me we moved

 No.903859

had a nice hard rage sesh

 No.903860

good mgtow message

 No.903861

sexy sexy glameow who can blame him

 No.903862

ya what a shame

 No.903863

>>903850
wish i was her you literally cant fail in this world as a woman

 No.903864

do you not see shes getting flipped by a man

 No.903865

>>903863
your just horny

 No.903866

no im not im an ascended

>>903864
i see no man in that pic

 No.903867

sao ended on a bunch of cliffhangers flip this

 No.903868


 No.903869

bet a lot of that is a waste of time the brain can only handle so much studying before burning out

 No.903870

File: 1554039183616.jpg (153.66 KB, 931x2048, boobs.jpg)


 No.903871

>>903867
it was only the first half

 No.903872

File: 1554039538707.png (562.04 KB, 1500x1500, 1553843010271.png)

miss sexy quinella

 No.903873

wonder if pnig conjured up a second hima in his own mind and is posting there from his jail cell now

 No.903874

any nip slips

 No.903875

File: 1554040095415.jpg (Spoiler Image, 3.03 MB, 3000x2694, nip.jpg)


 No.903876

bastard i meant of her >>903872

 No.903877

>>903872
old roast

 No.903878

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 No.903879

nice boob

 No.903880

File: 1554040791321.jpg (1.78 MB, 3000x3000, long.jpg)

PHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWW

 No.903881

hate when that happens

 No.903882

cant you just post normal perky nips like these >>903878

 No.903883

i will not post normboobs

 No.903884

wish i was sexy

 No.903885

same i need abs and muscles and a cool jaw

 No.903886

you are

 No.903887

im gonno slog through a shower its gonno be real boring but its something i have to do wish me luck hima

 No.903888

learned why you are supposed to eat toast with eggs

 No.903889

woke up

 No.903890


 No.903891

dads watching the race

 No.903892

eggs have no fiber

 No.903893

metamucil is such a gamechanger

 No.903894

still dont know what tapioca is

 No.903895

got left behind regret not staying onseki can you ban the inverted nipple mate

 No.903896

nanahira banner

 No.903897

shower was successful but it was so long and boring that i couldnt muster the energy to shave afterwards so now ive got a big nest growing on my neck

 No.903898

crazy how much uglier i look after just one day without showering

 No.903899

why not shave in the shower

 No.903900

not part of my routine and id need a mirror anyway

 No.903901

got brain freeze aaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAA

 No.903902

you should have mastered the art of blind shaving years ago

 No.903903

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 No.903904

File: 1554051484819.png (49.62 KB, 635x981, lame.png)

interesting

 No.903905

got sperg with 33% norm

 No.903906

File: 1554051867379.png (56.28 KB, 674x927, scrot.png)

paste

 No.903907

baked some tilapia came out pretty good

 No.903908

got -5 -3

 No.903909

rage wave coming on i can feel it coming when it hits not sure what im going to do but i know ill be a howlin

 No.903910

>>903906
got this too

 No.903911

only wow the consolation prizes this week on the cactpot hima god damn it

 No.903912

but its time to buy three more tickets for next week one of these days hima one of these days

 No.903913

having a big coffee

 No.903914

guess ill crack open a blogweiser here in a minute and get right back to fishin

 No.903915

played story of eastern wonderland for a bit gonno feast soon

 No.903916

not sure what that is but i know what a feast is and damn piss norm fuck feasting is good

 No.903917

you mean flip

 No.903918

feel empty without an mmo to grind

 No.903919

fire up mabi

 No.903920

lifes an mmo

 No.903921

well theres only one mmo worth playing right now and its ffxiv time to fire it up and explore eorzea

 No.903922

idiot

 No.903923

exploring eorzea right now

 No.903924

File: 1554054676146.mp4 (5.28 MB, NXgKfmQRs1o7ZfiL.mp4)

love a good april fool

 No.903925

>Would you compromise with a friend?
i hate when these things ask you questions you cant answer

 No.903926

>>903903
Sperg
X - -4.5
Y - 0.75

 No.903927

onseki ban that guy

 No.903928

nothing better than a 9 am blogweiser

 No.903929

exploring gielinor

 No.903930

>>903903
niche norm

 No.903931

oh shit theres a wild hog after me hima ahhhhhh

 No.903932

run for it

 No.903933

get that neethog

 No.903934

throw that hogger in the firepit

 No.903935

>>903903
got -4 -7

 No.903936

just threw up guess that blogweiser wasnt gonno fix things

 No.903937

answered in a more realistic way and got x -4 and y -10

 No.903938

File: 1554058988927.jpg (852.49 KB, 1062x746, kirby.jpg)


 No.903939

not sure why they did that to kirby must be americans and how angry they are

 No.903940

calm down

 No.903941

got in bed its been a long day hima

 No.903942

happy dreams ill see you when you wake up

 No.903943


 No.903944

its snowing hima

 No.903945

gentlemen welcome back to the shop

 No.903946

really really want to be a neet again but i cant go back to having no income again

 No.903947

where the neet elite meet to eat

 No.903948

lets switch places im craving a structured life

 No.903949

do not miss the fear of feeling of ineptitude in having to rely on others to get by i think working is better than being a neet on the brink but being a neet with money is by far the best and what everyone should strive for

 No.903950

fire up some xiv hima its time to meet up at the carline canopy

 No.903951

old guys with retirement checks still get jobs as walmart greeters because theyre bored
dont know if gamers will be the same

 No.903952

never gonno work

 No.903953

>>903950
my sub ran out its ok to wait until shadowbringers comes out right

 No.903954

yeah but you have to promise that you will meet up with me

 No.903955

im too dumb to play as thaumaturge

 No.903956

my handsomecut is starting to bite me back my bangs are too long for comfort i shouldve just shaved it sigh

 No.903957

>>903949
never had any fear regarding expenses mom never struggled with money and i never asked for any money never bought myself anything mom would still live here and have to pay for internet and stuff if i werent here i think adding energy and foodstuff i spent maybe $250 a month as a neet it was more about pride and feeling worthless and selfish

 No.903958


 No.903959

you need to stop asking for pics its never happened cant you realize how useless it is to ask

 No.903960

sigh havent seen many mp3s since pnig got pinched

 No.903961

>>903959
yes it has

 No.903962

almost posted a pic after someone asked but stopped myself

 No.903963

found a picture of me when i was a fat little boy i thought about posting

 No.903964

its time to go to sleep and join the snoozing underworld hima lets get to bed

 No.903965

nah

 No.903966

File: 1554064633379.mp4 (17 MB, 427073299.mp4)

paste

 No.903967

hate game ragers

 No.903968


 No.903969

spe ed runner

 No.903970

new mtga code ShinyGoblinPirate

 No.903971

File: 1554067096763.jpg (44.51 KB, 396x528, soylent cheers.jpg)


 No.903972

love a good chai soylent

 No.903973

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 No.903974

hear a parade people drumming not sure what it is

 No.903975

hear a parade people drumming not sure what it is

 No.903976

oops

 No.903977

go adventure outside and check it out

 No.903978

nah

 No.903979

File: 1554071442714.jpg (202.43 KB, 1200x1344, bhole.jpg)

does this actually feel good might try an assjo

 No.903980

>>903860
laughing

 No.903981

File: 1554072583711.jpg (528.43 KB, 1076x1496, __original_drawn_by_velzhe__dd7442a1c3ca03b473….jpg)

chinkman looks like hes having a blast

 No.903982


 No.903983

rabbit rabbit hima

 No.903984

nice they put googly eyes on all my decks

 No.903985

>>903983
die foreignnorm

 No.903986

die smutnorms

 No.903987

got lame normie on that test

 No.903988

norm

 No.903989

the norms stole my 20s from me

 No.903990

i got sperg

 No.903991

lets make up to it by going to japan and flipping as many hanakos at the hub as possible after drinking one too many strong zeros

 No.903992

none of us are attractive enough for that except onseki and hes already tapped out the japan market

 No.903993

japs cant tell an unattractive westerner from an attractive one

 No.903994

yeah they can i went there for a few weeks to do recon remember

 No.903995

they have heightened sixth sense it was just your aura

 No.903996

just ate a baked potato like an apple

 No.903997

had some baked apples earlier

 No.903998

dont know what a baked apple tastes like is it anything like a baked potato

 No.903999

wouldnt mind a baked tater

 No.904000

no its like candy

 No.904001

ate 10 oh henrys

 No.904002

wish i had one

 No.904003

is it a blogweiser night

 No.904004

dont drink too much or you wont be able to wake up early to work tomorrow morning

 No.904005

>>903938
>>903966
paste amerimutts

 No.904006

the shinobi hunter is so easy too

 No.904007

File: 1554079266472.jpg (Spoiler Image, 362.89 KB, 800x1363, 1554076421096.jpg)

do not open this

 No.904008

hes simply dumb he didnt even notice the huge area of tall grass directly behind his back that you could easily sneak attack him with they couldnt have made it anymore painfully obvious without having a prompt telling you how to win

 No.904009

we need gamer journalist mode but for rager teens

 No.904010

paste tards

 No.904011

flip you smartnorm

 No.904012

made a thread on v

 No.904013

big urge to order something online need the dopamine rush of consumerism

 No.904014

love buying

 No.904015

order a weighted blanket

 No.904016

need to buy something distinctly japanese

 No.904017

bought some supplements

 No.904018

a japanese weighted blankie

 No.904019

flip you wap

 No.904020

can i make my own weighted blankie out of two sheets and some sand

 No.904021

nah it wont be authentic

 No.904022

sounds unwise

 No.904023

you might get sand fleas

 No.904024

buy a japanese pillow

 No.904025

paste old bitch

 No.904026

take it back

 No.904027

gonno jerk it to her

 No.904028

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 No.904029

>>904028
thats sick

 No.904030


 No.904031

think mom may have the talk with me soon

 No.904032

did you get her pregnant again

 No.904033

>>904025
wonder why old bags always cut their hair short long white hair looks good

 No.904034

why do men get their hair cut

 No.904035


 No.904036

not that talk the other one

 No.904037

thought they were shutting down hots

 No.904038

i think theyre just hosting an independent tournament not sure

 No.904039

https://www.twitch.tv/saltybet

ciel vs maoh get in here

 No.904040

post orphea

 No.904041

>>904034
because pastor anderson said so

 No.904042

>>904007
no no no no
im in love

 No.904043

dont worry it will pass when you realize how draining constantly being with someone who isnt obligated to stick around would be

 No.904044

firing up some tiberian sun hima lets game

 No.904045

gonno fire up stella glow

 No.904046

gonno put on a bunch of makeup airbrush my face draw on my eyebrows put on fake eyelashes add some filters and post a blurry lowres pic of my face on instagram

 No.904047

are you going to crossdress too

 No.904048

ya

 No.904049

going to bet some on saltybets and then watch some vids

 No.904050

what are you going to watch

 No.904051

the answer has been in front of us the whole time bros we just need to get jacked

 No.904052

porn jerkers should be euthanized

 No.904053

File: 1554085190046.jpg (47.63 KB, 600x416, black_rock_shooter_by_pikiru_dcaj6km-fullview.jpg)


 No.904054

the answer isnt being a fucking norm fuck you

 No.904055

>>904050
i dont know

 No.904056

>>903973
does this actually work?

 No.904057

>>904012
what was it

 No.904058


 No.904059

>>904054
we dont have a choice

 No.904060

no im not going to roleplay being a norm

 No.904061

getting jacked will fix everything do you really want to be the only one left out

 No.904062

i know one thing i wont ever be a norm so i guess i will be left out

 No.904063

i am norm

 No.904064

nn about getting jacked just look at nb and pasta

 No.904065

ill start getting jacked tomorrow

 No.904066

stupid norms

 No.904067

nothin wrong with being norm

 No.904068

wish a himamate would help me jack

 No.904069

theres nothing worse than being a norm

 No.904070

how about being ped

 No.904071

everyones ped so in a way being ped is norm

 No.904072

i aint ped

 No.904073

only one ped here the rest of us were just pretending

 No.904074

feel bad that he actually fell for it hehe

 No.904075

theres no such thing as ped sexuality is a complex device perfected over years of evolution it cannot be simplified to such a fragile human understanding

 No.904076

evolution isnt real

 No.904077

i need to spend a week in a sensory deprivation tank or something whatever this is it aint workin

 No.904078

gonno build an anechoic chamber in the hima mansion

 No.904079

gonno crossdress in the hima mansion and provide services to other himas

 No.904080


 No.904081

>>904079
its ok you dont have to

 No.904082

to accumulate the wealth needed to build the hima mansion we would all need to get jacked and then we would have gfs so there would be no need for it really

 No.904083

dont understand how people get gfs in the first place do i have to apply for one

 No.904084

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Word_for_World_Is_Forest

this totally sounds like a suitable name for a touhou spell card hehe surprised zun hasnt used it yet hes usually quite eager to use literary references

 No.904085

would rather live in a mansion with my himamates than have a gf

 No.904086

>>904083
they openly proposition you for sex once you satisfy a minimum level of attractiveness

 No.904087


 No.904088

you send them a love letter and confess beneath the sakura tree

 No.904089

>>904085
living in a mansion with the bros is probably more likely to happen

 No.904090

mom bought me a shaved ice

 No.904091

you can make your own

 No.904092

its here

 No.904093

>>904092
april first

 No.904094

norm first

 No.904095

this era is off to bad start

 No.904096

>>904092
what the flip does it say

 No.904097

got nuts last year and formatted the hard drive with my begin japanology batch sigh

 No.904098

reiwa de arimasu

 No.904099

sneezed

 No.904100

theres an official japanology account now with hd versions of two dozen or so episodes

 No.904101

>>903981
>>903979
>>903973
cant you stop posting manpics

 No.904102

>>904013
whatd you buy i might order a game today

 No.904103

wondering about wondering

 No.904104

File: 1554091834759-0.jpeg (198.35 KB, 500x703, front.jpeg)

File: 1554091834759-1.mp3 (6.28 MB, Will Force (Original Mission).mp3)


 No.904105


 No.904106

going to snooze sigh weekend went by in a flash

 No.904107

get owned worknorm

 No.904108

hehe favorite day of the week i relish in the dread norms have on mondays

 No.904109

cant wait to restart my monday neet schedule tired of being stuck in my room all weekend

 No.904110

think i slept through the alive hours again flip

 No.904111

wonder why they never published the soundtrack to paper mario tyd

 No.904112

because it pinched

 No.904113

File: 1554093300456.jpg (60.01 KB, 960x540, 1521732706285.jpg)


 No.904114

poor girls must be cold

 No.904115

>>904108
you will be cursed to walk the world of the living soon enough yourself so laugh it up while you can

 No.904116

File: 1554093622685.jpg (24.7 KB, 720x98, cels.jpg)


 No.904117

all will end soon

 No.904118

didnt leave my room to fart and now my room stinks i flipped up bad

 No.904119

stay cool... kirito

 No.904120

gonno have my first jo in the reiwa era

 No.904121

gonno supress my oca2 gene

 No.904122

found an old picture i drew when i was like 10 last week of mom and me i used a green crayon to color moms eye and on my eyes as well little did i know i had brown eyes

 No.904123

thats cute

 No.904124


 No.904125

>>904122
sigh i used to be so perfectly innocent and the world responded to that by crushing it under its feet wish to go back to when i was still human

 No.904126

wish mom didnt curse me with brown eyes

 No.904127

dont imply that brown eyes are inferior it was just a cute mistake of youth

 No.904128

gray eyes here

 No.904129

paste blindblog

 No.904130

>>904125
youre still more human than me or the rest of the norms

 No.904131

used to think i have blue eyes but gray eyes can look green or blue

 No.904132

wonder if im the human or the norms are the human

 No.904133

nah the norms and i are undead you have 99 humanity

 No.904134

norms are more human than me

 No.904135

curse the day i was born a mud eye

 No.904136

as a norm myself i can safely say you are more human and deserving of life than any norm i can think of

 No.904137

4norm is baste rn

 No.904138

getting a lot of likes

 No.904139

wonder how many didnt and wont make it to see the reiwa jidai

 No.904140

pnig must be celebrating with a traditional japanese feast

 No.904141

cant believe seki never pulled an april fools joke on us wouldve been funny if he enabled ids or something

 No.904142

his cellie is celebrating by bustin some cheeks i can tell you that much

 No.904143

>>904136
i deserve death

 No.904144

nah

 No.904145

wish i was dead

 No.904146

nobody else does so why should you

 No.904147

what the flip my vpn got rid of my usual proxy now i have to use a new one ugh this ruins everything

 No.904148

why wouldnt i im a 30 year old fat balding cel

 No.904149

none of those things matter compared to what kind of man you are

 No.904150

did you know mozart was into scat

 No.904151

File: 1554098484949.jpg (43.2 KB, 550x365, supreme one.jpg)

sometimes dying for the right cause is the most human thing you can do

 No.904152

im way too terrified of death it might be a phobia

 No.904153

i sometimes i get so scared of death that i want to die i guess i accept it as an inevitability and want to get it over with

 No.904154

i would assume you just have a slightly more intense reaction to death while being surrounded by people amongst whom suicide is normalized and idealized

 No.904155

>>904007
saved this image but cropped everything except her eyes might jo to them later

 No.904156

are you scared of pain or death itself

 No.904157

im scared of unknowns
pain is nothing

 No.904158

death isnt really an unknown because we know what happens from an external perspective the brain releases chemicals to make you dream and all your organs shut down

 No.904159

nothin to be scared of if youre saved

 No.904160

nothing worse than being alive death would be fine

 No.904161

since you will be spending most of your time in a state of non existence death is your natural state

 No.904162

what if consciousness persists in the form of a disembodied mind wouldnt that be dreadful

 No.904163

wonder if my consciousness could continue playing ffxiv

 No.904164

how you wouldnt have a body with which to manipulate your surroundings

 No.904165

youll wake up in azeroth

 No.904166

in the countless trillions of years that the universe will exist i had but one tiny chance at life and i just so happened to be born cel what a farce

 No.904167

gonno wake up as the heroine in an isekai

 No.904168

hope i wake up as female orc in azeroth hehe

 No.904169

you mean a sexy night elf female

 No.904170

>>904167
you should want to be the hero

 No.904171

dont want to die

 No.904172

if i was immortal a lot of my fear of death would leave because much of it is a fear of wasting my life which obviously has been going on if im here

 No.904173

already screwed up the beginning of this run ill just take it easy and wait for the next go around

 No.904174

nobody makes the decision to be given a life so its yours to waste

 No.904175

what defines a life as wasted anyway

 No.904176

one where you never found meaning

 No.904177

you have time then

 No.904178

mindblowing that there are people that actually believe aliens exist

 No.904179

at 30 youve run out of time

 No.904180

ill reverse it with my newfound wizard powers

 No.904181

dont worry about death or anything
focus on completion of the ritual

 No.904182

take your life up to this point and imagine going through the same amount of time again because thats how much time you still have left to find meaning

 No.904183

having a attack hima a big one too

 No.904184

gonno spoil the ritual by offering up nonvirg blood

 No.904185

the norms are going to start coming after us soon they dont want to go back to 2006 they want things to get worse and worse because they love it

 No.904186

good luck finding the crystal skull for the ritual the drop rates are abysmal

 No.904187

made a night elf priest

 No.904188

can norms smell fear

 No.904189

they smell my neetmusk

 No.904190

>>904178
i used to check out ufo books in our school library

 No.904191

are there any countries where we can buy some good reliable slaves for the hima mansion

 No.904192

typed up a long post but deleted it

 No.904193

post that post

 No.904194

youd need an earth like planet which is statistically impossible then youd need life to spontaneously erupt on that planet which is also statistically impossible and both those things somehow happening make it exponentially impossible then youd need all of that to happen a second time somewhere else in the universe which is exponentially exponentially impossible then even if all that happened theyd have to exist at the same time as we do and not be long dead or not exist yet

 No.904195

not reading that

 No.904196

you asked for it

 No.904197

remember to have a good dose of iodine you dont want eye bags do you

 No.904198

too stupid to understand what that post is even in relation to

 No.904199

>>904194
you never know

 No.904200

>>904191
mauritania

 No.904201

File: 1554103491716.jpg (95.95 KB, 785x1000, baby.jpg)


 No.904202

what the hell is wrong with that little baby

 No.904203

this is the month im really going to get it together bros

 No.904204

>>904194
it is very statistically possible to have an earth like planet elsewhere in the universe weve found a few of them ourselves even with limited technology
so long as a planet has liquid water anything is possible the universe is vast

 No.904205

the conditions necessary for life to arise are far rarer than previously thought i agree with that post and i believe that overestimation of the probability of life is the solution to the supposed drake equation paradox or whatever it was called about why the detection of alien life has proven so elusive despite the huge scale of the universe

 No.904206

ive been personally abducted and probed by idiots you fools theyre real

 No.904207

oh rest assured i have never doubted the existence of idiots hehe that is not what is in dispute here my good friend

 No.904208

would personally bring about humanitys end and after a few thousand years no one would ever know
maybe some random spacehick would find the voyager probe and use it for scrap

 No.904209

youd be no better than a murderer is that what you really want

 No.904210

i meant aliens not idiots

 No.904211

well thats not what the records are going to show

 No.904212

sexy alien women are going to come down and make me breed with them for the rest of my life

 No.904213

typical scifi geek fantasy why dont you try focusing on securing a prosperous future instead of those outlandish daydreams of yours because aliens arent going to come down and save us you know

 No.904214

>>904213
maybe they will

 No.904215

oog

 No.904216

hope a sexy alien vores me

 No.904217

nice flippin voretron

 No.904218

i bow to all alien women

 No.904219

when it turns out alien girls like nice guys the most women are going to be sorry for going for the bad boys all these years hehe but itll be too late

 No.904220

mom said women love a gentleman

 No.904221

https://www.theguardian.com/environment/video/2019/jan/30/uncaged-saving-china-wild-birds-poachers-video

hima you dont even know the horrors id unleash if a chink were within striking distance right now

 No.904222

birds are idiots some stupid bird got trapped in my house today and was just wildly flailing at a window screen had to grab it with a bag and release it outside

 No.904223

no no no birds are beautiful creatures that display remarkable intelligence and awareness

 No.904224

the curry is good today hima the curry is good

 No.904225

flip your ethnic food cook up an all-american dinner instead

 No.904226

anime says currys from britain

 No.904227

>>904222
birds as baste go to hell beakrager

 No.904228

what does an all american dinner entail

 No.904229

its got to have clam chowder and its got to have at least a helping of corn but most importantly its got to have soul

 No.904230

https://www.cnbc.com/2019/03/28/article-13-what-eu-copyright-directive-means-for-the-internet.html

flip yes hopefully these new restrictions run some euronorms off of the internet

 No.904231

without the euros we are nothing

 No.904232

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Musth
think i go through this sometimes

 No.904233

woke up but didnt post until now sorry

 No.904234

youre fine just dont make a habit of it

 No.904235

woke up its time to fire up wow

 No.904236

wow pinches play something else

 No.904237

like what

 No.904238

yoshis story look doesnt it make you feel all warm and fuzzy inside

 No.904239

cant control my bone when i play yoshis story sorry thats not an option

 No.904240

freak

 No.904241

i dont support normtendo

 No.904242

what do you mean i hope you arent serious such a lighthearted and charming game shouldnt induce those crude thoughts

 No.904243

yoshi makes those sexy noises

 No.904244

you must support nintendo at all costs theyre the last bastion of true wholesome gaming

 No.904245

its not my fault its just what happens

 No.904246

stop playing on normdale and preserve yourself for when classic comes out

 No.904247


 No.904248


 No.904249

you are going to lose your officer status in the guild

 No.904250

there wont be a guild without pnig anyway

 No.904251

he would have demanded all the loot

 No.904252

did you know the items with the best calorie to price ratio available at mcdonalds are the sausage biscuit followed by the bakers dozen batch of cookies

 No.904253

no because i dont eat mcdonalds and neither should you

 No.904254

sigh theyre both gross i just wanna eat fries and burgers forever

 No.904255

why would anyone go to mcdonalds to eat a cookie

 No.904256

>>904255
im nothing but a machine all of my choices adhere to maximum efficiency if the math dictates it then thats what im buying

 No.904257

die fat chink

 No.904258

buying food at mcdonalds is defiantly not maximum efficiency

 No.904259

im aware im just saying in a hypothetical scenario where i find myself at mcdonalds ive always laughed at the ignorant masses who mindlessly believe that fast food is cheap when you could buy a flipping bag of rice and beans and feed yourself for weeks at a fraction of the price

 No.904260

fast food is flipping expensive the misconception that its affordable and cost effective has always pissed me off ever since i was in high school

 No.904261

hate rice hate beans

 No.904262

preposterous no sane self respecting adult could hate such life sustaining foods as rice and beans

 No.904263

mcdonalds is the scientific final phase of food its perfection of taste

 No.904264

theres a reason why stupid people are poor and fat

 No.904265

other way around dumb people go to the gym and think about diets and exercise

 No.904266

you dont have to go to the gym or diet or exercise to not be fat

 No.904267

the freak is the worlds smartest australian and hes twig

 No.904268

File: 1554122873045.png (666.36 KB, 1202x912, i.png)


 No.904269

>>904221
feel bad for that lone chink
he will never convince the billions of other chinks to care about anything these are people who gladly slaughter nearly extinct animals for no good reason and will ignore their own children writing around in pain after being ran over by trucks

 No.904270

p anderson said animals dont matter who cares if they go extinct

 No.904271

panderson also gets off to race mixing who cares what he thinks

 No.904272

die racist

 No.904273

pnig taught us that race mixing is a capital sin

 No.904274

he kicked the only black guy from his church out

 No.904275

File: 1554125187555.jpg (74.47 KB, 540x570, u7quFMl.jpg)

dogpilling

 No.904276

stop posting that gross shit

 No.904277

you need to be dogpilled

 No.904278

File: 1554125620692.jpg (356.88 KB, 2323x2472, cotton candy.jpg)


 No.904279

getting dogpiled

 No.904280

hate when fuckers like that spam their beast fetishes and pretend theyre not getting a kick out of it

 No.904281

why wont you just drop dead f word norm

 No.904282

no beast fetish here just aware that women would rather have sex with dogs and horses than a non chad low status male

 No.904283

nah it excites you thats why youre posting it everywhere like ntr stuff

 No.904284

dont kinkshame

 No.904285

bout time to whip out the pone bone

 No.904286

get a flipping job you arrogant neets you should be at work right now

 No.904287

i am at work

 No.904288

>>904286
what makes you think i dont exert myself every day i may not have a job but a neets work is never done

 No.904289

workin hard in the dead mines

 No.904290

neets work harder than any norm norms are the laziest most incompetent creatures in existence neets are always diligently perfecting their craft day in and day out

 No.904291

those crafts involve masturbation and moving dots around on a screen

 No.904292

how presumptuous of you i am an aspiring scientist and im going to transform the lives of million with my brilliant new technology

 No.904293

dreamed about the aliens coming to save me

 No.904294

dreamed i had long hair again
i liked it

 No.904295

got excited and made a really thick smoothie but we dont have anymore smoothie straws so im slurping hard through a regular straw god flip nothing can go right ever

 No.904296

guys if youre using firefox and your smooth scroll feels slow change mousewheel.min_line_scroll_amount to 25 its great

 No.904297

i use macos scrolling is always great

 No.904298

virus

 No.904299


 No.904300

wheres jayc

 No.904301

>>904299
baste linkin park

 No.904302

are we still doing the hima panel at sakuracon

 No.904303

File: 1554129807521.png (666.23 KB, 2304x1296, 1490721844177.png)

sigh

 No.904304

big sigh

 No.904305


 No.904306

phew bone

 No.904307

where did it all go wrong

 No.904308

at the turn of the millennium it was already over

 No.904309

hehe just found a good way to insult somebody whos trying too hard going to tell them to consider a career in acting im going to be like one of those witty boomers on news articles in no time

 No.904310

>>904306
baste beauford

 No.904311


 No.904312

dont like the word conservation its too similar to conversation

 No.904313

>>904306
dont mind if i do

 No.904314

the internet will be reclaimed from the norms in our lifetimes brothers a beautiful premonition has descended to me from the heavens

 No.904315


 No.904316

>>904294
are you gonno grow it out now

 No.904317

might start gaming again

 No.904318

started playing some classic flash games and now im addicted to tower defense games sigh im never going to unravel natures mysteries at this rate

 No.904319

gaming makes the world go round

 No.904320

my jowls are inflamed

 No.904321

is it ok for men to wear hoodies or is it for boys only

 No.904322

well new 4chans april fools day sucks

 No.904323

nothing to do after you unlock all the perks

 No.904324

made a groundbreaking discovery

 No.904325

>>903850
cant stop opening this plumper gif

 No.904326

guzma made it to the anime

 No.904327

forgot to pay the himabill so the site will be closing down on the 8th gen your posts in while you can
theres no backups sorry

 No.904328

>>904326
really like this art style
golisopod flipping sucks though only guzmas is cool

 No.904329

someone make a hima spinoff

 No.904330

i used one hehe but the escape ability got annoying when he was my type advantage

 No.904331

>>904325
same when i first discovered it i must have watched it on and off for like an hour this gif made me want a plumber gf

 No.904332

mom bought cinnabon time to feast

 No.904333

normabun

 No.904334

i feel bad when i sit still but when i move i start to feel not so bad
gonno become and outside dweller phoneposter

 No.904335

theres a scape sticky on v

 No.904336


 No.904337

some guy i dont know is messaging me bros what do i do think imma freak out

 No.904338

mindblowing how snap doesnt exist in the animal kingdom

 No.904339

how do you know it doesnt

 No.904340

ask him where he lives and murder him

 No.904341

made coffee

 No.904342

im suffering

 No.904343

pnigs gonno be free and posting with us in 1 week its so exciting

 No.904344

dickspammer is going to rot in jail for hurting those kids the sick fuck

 No.904345

File: 1554143641610.gif (826.32 KB, 500x375, 1554052278210.gif)


 No.904346

shes cute

 No.904347

caught up with work hima

 No.904348

>>904343
miss my mate pnig so much looking forward to it

 No.904349

cant wait for the signed piece of paper that says i wont have to see another linus spam for another 100 years

 No.904350

>>904318
loved those would spend the entire day on kongregate playing tower defense flash games like a tard

 No.904351

>>904328
they copied it from yokai watch

 No.904352

april fooled mom told her i was kicked out of the school i was accepted to she was bh

 No.904353

in the end it was chomonigs own arrogance that was his downfall

 No.904354

arrogance is a chad trait that should be rewarded

 No.904355

File: 1554145002354.jpg (70.19 KB, 830x1024, 1554077971173.jpg)

the last enemy bole will face in prison then hes free

 No.904356

arrogance is only rewarded when someone is attractive enough to back it up

 No.904357

wonder if pnig is a peter puffer now

 No.904358


 No.904359

should i become a video game journalist

 No.904360

are you good at video games

 No.904361

ya

 No.904362

cant wait to offer pnig a cigarette to puff my peter

 No.904363

went to pick up a prescription and the pharmacist says my insurance didnt approve it until tomorrow i feel humiliated

 No.904364

>>904359
get in here

 No.904365

pretty sure pnig has been out on bail since december he probably cant use the internet

 No.904366

cant even survive a few hours without internet wonder how hes holding up

 No.904367

if hes guilty someone has to mail him the zen2 benchmarks

 No.904368

File: 1554147789020.webm (2.32 MB, 640x360, 1554138350454.webm)


 No.904369

File: 1554147959564.jpg (140.68 KB, 768x960, 1554146114295.jpg)

pnigs upcoming opponent pray for him bros 🙏🙏

 No.904370

cant he just cross the border to mexico take a bus to panama and go to thailand or something no ones going after him outside of the us

 No.904371

>>904361
they youre overqualified im sorry

 No.904372

they arent going to let someone wander across the boarder with a big case like this coming up

 No.904373

really want to go live somewhere remote like some isolated siberian village

 No.904374

go live with gran

 No.904375


 No.904376


 No.904377

how do i weaponize my full gallon piss jugs

 No.904378

its about time to go to sleep hima lets get to bed

 No.904379

its not even 5pm euronorm

 No.904380

just spilled water all over my carpet is there any benefit to cleaning it up or will it just dry

 No.904381

dry it with a rag just toss it over and step on it then fold it and do it again

 No.904382

mom might step on it and think you spermed

 No.904383

File: 1554152652989.png (144.59 KB, 635x852, e40f6a290cc0e357b1cd43c0c579490d.png)

incels shall inherit the earth

 No.904384

pat/press it dry with a rag but other than that theres not much else you can really do
if it was a lot and you have as hop vac you can suck it out

 No.904385

dont let it dry by itself or it might get moldy and it will smell bad for sure

 No.904386

mom stepped on my sperm once had to say i sneezed

 No.904387

>>904334
my hips and feet are killing me but i dont feel so bad

 No.904388

>>904377
drop an m80 inside it

 No.904389

crazy to think im bad at everything there is nothing i am good at

 No.904390

make one of those 2 liter soda bottle rockets but fill it with month old piss instead of water

 No.904391

im home hima put on my neeting pants and got myself aa big mug of steaming hot coffee it tastes best after a hard days work

 No.904392

new baby metal album announced

 No.904393

>>904388
that wouldnt work the fuse would extinguish wouldnt it
was thinking about tossing them off a bridge at passing cars

 No.904394

File: 1554155348250.gif (8.19 KB, 417x423, piss rocket.gif)

firing at sis

 No.904395

do i need character development to cut my hair or do i need to cut my hair to get character development hmmm

 No.904396

just cut it

 No.904397

baste hordeteens killing all the flight masters

 No.904398

havin another coffee

 No.904399

guess ill make one too

 No.904400

gih

 No.904401

going to watch adoredtv and then play some sekiro

 No.904402

File: 1554159259723.png (42.96 KB, 1174x468, 1554137054324.png)

turt can i get your thoughts

 No.904403

that reads like obvious parody

 No.904404

File: 1554159665952.png (408.81 KB, 756x1284, 03.png)


 No.904405


 No.904406

hated normadora

 No.904407

why

 No.904408

whats a consumption tax

 No.904409


 No.904410

a tax levied on consumption spending on goods and services

 No.904411

it was toradorable

 No.904412

>>904409
die scapenorm

 No.904413

scapenorms are a hundred times better than ffxiv norms and wownorms

 No.904414

stupid teen

 No.904415

they did something to the nsfw 4chan boards so you cant block the ads and those ads are the worst its a bunch of disgusting sexnorm shit

 No.904416

you should only go to wholesome boards

 No.904417

nsfw 4chan boards work for me with adblock youre probably using some weird things

 No.904418

i only go to hima and duegi

 No.904419

guess ill just stop going to r9k and start going on the incel subreddits more

 No.904420

>>904415
how come theyre still blocked then norm

 No.904421

you need to start making a bigger name for yourself in the incel community

 No.904422

no ive chosen to keep a low profile for some big reasons

 No.904423

hehe the poke showdown april fools is cute

 No.904424

File: 1554165042775.jpg (80.45 KB, 827x1200, 1554160469037.jpg)


 No.904425


 No.904426

>>904424
now thats a plumper

 No.904427

any ideas guys here

 No.904428

i am in charge of the idea guy

 No.904429

ive got a big head and even bigger ideas

 No.904430

ill be the idea guy

 No.904431

File: 1554165857551.jpg (30.87 KB, 666x500, 1554162873994.jpg)

ba-baja blast por favor

 No.904432

wish i was a carefree fun loving latino with a heart of gold

 No.904433


 No.904434

if i was latino i would call mom moms

 No.904435

>>904434
i dont understand

 No.904436

>>904435
mom mom mom mom mom mom

 No.904437

mindblowing how arrogant judges get its even worse than imageboard admins humans are not capable of administering themselves its time to roll out the ai

 No.904438

that judge is baste

 No.904439

nah he let emotions get to him that is something that should be inexcusable for any public official and is why we shall be ruled by freakeyes killbots

 No.904440

hes ped

 No.904441

what a funny looking girl

 No.904442

just finished having sex it was way more tiring than i thought it would be but not as hard as i thought

 No.904443

you werent thrusting optimally

 No.904444

how do you know where to stick it in

 No.904445

she will help

 No.904446

how will she know

 No.904447

dead hours

 No.904448

dead hours dead day dead board

 No.904449

something weird on my monitor

 No.904450

beat the shinobi hunter first try hehe

 No.904451

really bored bros

 No.904452

game

 No.904453

gamed all day my arms are sore

 No.904454

lay down and watch some vids then

 No.904455

hate gamers

 No.904456

same

 No.904457

think ill just snooze

 No.904458

File: 1554171089834.png (1.02 MB, 1084x922, k32oufa80op21.png)


 No.904459

paste

 No.904460

phew just love my neetmusk after a week without showering

 No.904461

bought some new soap today smelling masculine

 No.904462

i only use girly scented soap like strawberries or cherry white tea

 No.904463

cagers btfo

 No.904464

please shower regularly

 No.904465

turt can you weld a basket on my bike

 No.904466

mates lets make a corp in eve and game together it will be fun

 No.904467


 No.904468


 No.904469

sigh xiv is going down in a bit here

 No.904470

what are we gonno do

 No.904471

nap

 No.904472

>>904464
once a week is regular

 No.904473

i only poop once a week

 No.904474

think i hear a simoom coming hima

 No.904475

holy flip im exhausted i didnt used to be this unfit even a year or two ago when i was fatter and drinking every day what went wrong

 No.904476

its over for us

 No.904477

never been fat or drunk whats it like

 No.904478

really fun

 No.904479

should i start bellydancing

 No.904480

are you a sexy lady

 No.904481

File: 1554182977196.jpg (209.99 KB, 845x1200, D3H9_BDX0AAp8O8.jpg)


 No.904482

hehe shes cute but shes accidentily exposing herself

 No.904483


 No.904484

one life and i was born fat cel and balding

 No.904485

stop mentioning the balding part being bald is cool and manly

 No.904486

nothin manly about it just bald bald bald bakd baly bald baldk

 No.904487

>>904481
imagine snapping this lil slut

 No.904488

not sure why i still play insurgency hate changing games

 No.904489


 No.904490

foolish technorm

 No.904491

cant wait to punch into work and put in some hours

 No.904492

its the neet life or death for me

 No.904493

going to bed not that anyone else is here anymore

 No.904494

where did it all go wrong

 No.904495

>>904493
snoozenorm

 No.904496

starting to feel sick from only sleeping 5 hours a day

 No.904497

woke up

 No.904498

make sure to turn your computer all the way off every night that helped me get a bit more sleep

 No.904499

are you refreshed

 No.904500

no not really

 No.904501

File: 1554196018403.png (512.95 KB, 847x1076, DFFOO_Vivi_Ornitier.png)


 No.904502


 No.904503

other guy got laid off boss claimed it was pasted on seniority but in reality its because hes shit at his job but i cant help but be a little jealous if he actually gets hired back on he just got to have a no strings attached vacation for a few weeks

 No.904504

if youre dreaming about vacations youre in the wrong mindset

 No.904505


 No.904506

why couldnt i be born as a gal gohan i dont see how anyone can worship a god when they are cursed with a life of not being a gal gohan i would spit in gods face at the gates of heaven

 No.904507

stop wanting to be a girl youd have to wear skirts and show your legs and other humiliating stuff

 No.904508

paste

 No.904509

thought pamperchu was supposed to be dead by now

 No.904510

File: 1554209099535.jpg (309.07 KB, 1191x1684, g.jpg)


 No.904511

whens another disease gonno wipe out most of earths population

 No.904512

need a gf so bad

 No.904513

File: 1554210641656-0.jpg (261.48 KB, 1487x2048, 1.jpg)

File: 1554210641656-1.jpg (255.48 KB, 1487x2048, 2.jpg)


 No.904514

why do i have to work if im cel i dont get any benefits of society

 No.904515

bone

 No.904516

please stop posting pics with men at least spoil it

 No.904517

mornin

 No.904518

>>904516
thats not going to happen

 No.904519

every time you see a man with a woman like that youre exposing yourself to cuckoldry and its training your brain to see yourself as a lower male

 No.904520

no i self insert

 No.904521

i self insert as the foid

 No.904522

if you were a poke which one would you be

 No.904523

snorlax

 No.904524

think i got black lung hima

 No.904525

im a beldum

 No.904526


 No.904527

File: 1554217419549.jpg (459.29 KB, 2040x1440, __kagamine_rin_vocaloid_drawn_by_an_telin__a8e….jpg)

wish i could do that

 No.904528

same think ill have a stretch

 No.904529

wish i could suck my own dick

 No.904530

del

 No.904531

is it worth having some ribs removed for some selfslurps

 No.904532

wouldnt recommend it

 No.904533


 No.904534

File: 1554218631331.jpg (162.47 KB, 1200x900, 1554217299840.jpg)

you should only use it to pee

 No.904535

in the drowsy dark cave of the mind dreams build their nest with fragments dropped from days caravan

 No.904536

>>904527
shes got nice feet would love a quick lick

 No.904537

feet are for walking

 No.904538

cant wait for my real life to begin

 No.904539

going to wait for the ritual to be completed first

 No.904540

dont have a choice but to wait

 No.904541

AMD President and CEO Dr. Lisa Su to Deliver COMPUTEX 2019 CEO Keynote

 No.904542


 No.904543

nice pajeets

 No.904544

and chinks

 No.904545


 No.904546


 No.904547

why are subhuman asians always doing this

 No.904548

>>904545
hate that norm they owned him hard in this vid

 No.904549

and in this one as well he doesnt know what hes doing but hes such an arrogant show off that the norms fall for it i hate the norms so much

 No.904550

think ill get some taco bell

 No.904551

holy flip i can sell old gmail accounts to chinks

 No.904552

>>904541
do you think well get any navi info

 No.904553

ya zen2 and navi they said theyre announcing 4 new products

 No.904554

need to find a better mobile browser

 No.904555

A total of 1279 seventh-grade students, mean age 12 years from 10 middle schools in a large southeastern US public school district completed a cross-sectional survey using audio computer-assisted self-interviews.

Overall, 12.0% of students had engaged in vaginal sex, 7.9% in oral sex, and 6.5% in anal sex.

 No.904556

simply use safari

 No.904557

most of those were probably niggers

 No.904558

no one told me everyone was having sex i was just blissfully gaming while it was going on

 No.904559

12% is not everybody

 No.904560

installed bromite

 No.904561

normite

 No.904562


 No.904563

didnt even know what sex was when i was 12

 No.904564

its built into your brain

 No.904565

im celbrained

 No.904566

File: 1554240687329.jpg (796.58 KB, 1761x2560, 1554232032640.jpg)

i miss himako before she was flipped by onseki

 No.904567

do you think shes found a bf yet

 No.904568

im sure there will be plenty of suitors on their cell block

 No.904569

wizchan is down

 No.904570

very tired hima but i dont want to snooze yet

 No.904571

i am starving

 No.904572

>>904562
hate this normchink

 No.904573

wizchan was dead anyway

 No.904574

wonder what will happen on hima if he gets acquitted

 No.904575

theres gonno be a welcoming party

 No.904576

turt and seki will be finished

 No.904577


 No.904578

havin a coffee

 No.904579

File: 1554245002206.jpg (54.92 KB, 608x336, 1554216633215.jpg)

do japs instinctively know to become aggressive around americans

 No.904580

hate that westaboo

 No.904581

File: 1554247290025.mp4 (3.18 MB, disco.mp4)

is this a man

 No.904582

no

 No.904583

File: 1554247686830.webm (2.32 MB, 960x540, 1554247028028.webm)


 No.904584

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

 No.904585

>>904577
weird i was just thinking of this video

 No.904586

File: 1554248588769.jpg (137.83 KB, 1122x1584, boobe.jpg)


 No.904587

wonder what the man hater thinks of that pic

 No.904588

im manlover

 No.904589


 No.904590

gotta love a good unusual_eyes

 No.904591


 No.904592

pastaman
get your ass to mars

 No.904593

File: 1554252180928.jpg (Spoiler Image, 117.06 KB, 747x750, N27VPO5.jpg)


 No.904594

get in here

 No.904595

nah

 No.904596

your loss

 No.904597

File: 1554253419324.png (5.23 MB, 2720x1920, 199.png)

sigh

 No.904598

dsn

 No.904599

you missed out on teenage romance and there is nothing you can do about it even if you were to wake up tomorrow as the ultimate gigachad you will never change that history

until now
weve reached a breakthrough in the progress of the ritual our salvation is all but assured

 No.904600

nice frenchtron

 No.904601

you can live comfortably in thailand for under $800/month

 No.904602

but how do you make $800 in thailand as a neet

 No.904603

dont know im trying to figure that part out still

 No.904604

i almost hope dickspammer is acquitted so i dont have to read this teens posts

 No.904605

bit my mouth ow

 No.904606

his posts were basted

 No.904607

you forgot the pic

 No.904608

wheres pg and the fisherguy

 No.904609

just owned aguy hard with mr mime

 No.904610

File: 1554255452467.png (481.6 KB, 1200x1200, 1200px-754Lurantis.png)

phew

 No.904611

bored

 No.904612

watch aris play sekiro

 No.904613

>>904610
i got a male one sigh

 No.904614

nothin wrong with that

 No.904615

>>904597
what is this from

 No.904616

pokemon

 No.904617

die

 No.904618

die norms die

 No.904619


 No.904620

wish i was her

 No.904621

File: 1554259394106.webm (260.67 KB, 1280x720, 1487407969536.webm)


 No.904622

cant believe they turned anko into a fat old hag in boruto
remember being pretty aroused by anko when i read naruto i must had been like ten back then i thought the bodysuits were just fishnets and her tits were completely exposed even putting that aside shes still incredibly sexy

 No.904623

File: 1554259596378.png (912.04 KB, 750x1334, E492F249-2117-4AC0-9416-2994F793DE4B.png)

nice random link hehe

 No.904624

thats what happens to women when they age

 No.904625

File: 1554259818642.jpeg (50.38 KB, 409x512, 1D6982C1-81DF-49DD-8C08-FC385916FBC8.jpeg)

oh no someone uploaded my fanfic

 No.904626

bone

 No.904627


 No.904628


 No.904629

love a good fanfic

 No.904630

its about time for a nice long snooze

 No.904631

everyones snoozing maybe ill get in bed and attempt poni island
ashamed to admit im getting stomped by random trainers the wild pokemon are pretty strong too lowest ive seen is 40 and my pokes are around 42-48 thats too close

 No.904632

all wowed out

 No.904633

die pokseki

 No.904634

wonder if it was ever possible for me to not be a worthless loser

 No.904635

yeah wait until you see how great everything will be after the ritual is finished

 No.904636

hate the ritual meme prefer the mansion meme

 No.904637

the mansion will be in a space not of this world

 No.904638

got ronald

 No.904639

>>904631
just get a poke with high speed and good coverage and one shot everything

 No.904640


 No.904641


 No.904642

its down again

 No.904643

love leveling a single poke and steamrolling the whole game

 No.904644

File: 1554264946156.jpg (112.47 KB, 1096x1096, D3MXF5nVsAAC86W.jpg)


 No.904645

didnt know ramzpaul was still active

 No.904646

who the flip is ramzpaul

 No.904647

some norm on youtube i remember watching a couple his videos ages ago looks like he took the old ones down though

 No.904648

cant disagree with him there

 No.904649

might resnooze

 No.904650

>>904644
hate that norm

 No.904651

File: 1554267155514.jpg (128.51 KB, 960x720, neetblog rebellion.jpg)


 No.904652

cant believe hed let all the himamates starve

 No.904653

index is over i can finally dump this off my ssd

 No.904654

stop using ssds

 No.904655

whats wrong with ssds technorm

 No.904656

>>904651
the twigs have felled the blog

 No.904657

woke up did i make it before the dead hours

 No.904658

might boot up devil may cry 5 that i pirated

 No.904659

mom said she wants to buy an old cheap pickup for me to drive around in

 No.904660

>>904631
whats your team look like now

 No.904661

gonno watch quin play sekiro

 No.904662

hate quin hate everyone from new zealand

 No.904663

quin pinches

 No.904664

how do i kill a raccoon

 No.904665

fashion yourself a wooden neetspear

 No.904666

racoons are peaceful

 No.904667

gonno kill that raccoon and its babies

 No.904668

rats racoons and possums get the neetspear

 No.904669

>>904662
what about ggg

 No.904670

never bought a wii u im feeling regret

 No.904671

same fell for the memes

 No.904672

had the first wii then sold it for a 360

 No.904673

had a wii wii u and switch

 No.904674

you mean have right

 No.904675

hope wk is doing alright

 No.904676

hes waiting to be declared not guilty so he can start posting on hima again

 No.904677

uhh haha

 No.904678

nintenblows

 No.904679

laughing at quin hes so tard

 No.904680

yeah i still have them only play the switch though

 No.904681

might make a coffee

 No.904682

pour yourself a coffee and get on xiv

 No.904683

how about not ffnorm

 No.904684

nothing norm about it

 No.904685

soytch

 No.904686

going into hibernation for all of tomorrow then im gonno do a 48 hour ffxiv marathon see you guys in a day

 No.904687

cancelled my ff sub gonno take a break from mmos so i can play wow for 18 hours a day when it comes out without getting burned out

 No.904688

good night i hope you get well rested but i suggest a 6 hour marathon instead

 No.904689

really want to order something but mom shamed me for my last package

 No.904690

order a gift for mom and if she shames you again you can make her feel like a bad person

 No.904691

good idea but waste of money

 No.904692

money exists to be spent

 No.904693

ya but i have to spend it on games not on dumb mom stuff hehe

 No.904694

mom loves being spoiled

 No.904695

woke up its wow time

 No.904696

never understood the appeal of mmos

 No.904697

starting to hate mom bad

 No.904698

whats she doing

 No.904699

just remembered when i was a teen i raged at once for having me mutilated at birth and she laughed it off she couldnt comprehend why i would be upset over it
hate foids so much and in the end shes just another one hope she gets owned hard

 No.904700

sigh made some typographical errors in that

 No.904701

File: 1554291257766.jpg (193.5 KB, 1175x1200, c.jpg)


 No.904702

File: 1554291684583.jpg (54.12 KB, 450x452, fmnqhrh0wxp21.jpg)


 No.904703

poor guy he was deprived of the sight of natures fairest creature

 No.904704

did he still get bones

 No.904705

>>904701
theyre cute

 No.904706

cuteness wont alleviate world hunger or combat the impending climate shift

 No.904707


 No.904708

hope jesus gets on that server wipe soon

 No.904709

>>904702
wish i could have been a grand archwizard
knowledge of foids has only brought me pain

 No.904710

bone

 No.904711

hope he brought enough creamos for the whole class

 No.904712

mornin hima

 No.904713


 No.904714

good morning are you feeling refreshed

 No.904715

no i didnt get enough sleep

 No.904716

hope classic has lfr

 No.904717

File: 1554303554277.jpg (158.4 KB, 1200x675, D3PIiJaWAAMMDo2.jpg)


 No.904718

paste tardgirl

 No.904719

gonno chug some water

 No.904720

careful to not drown

 No.904721

hell yeah

 No.904722

the kill bots are here

 No.904723

hungry but too lazy to get up sigh

 No.904724

File: 1554307738270.jpg (1.35 MB, 1393x936, 1554276087164.jpg)

geheheheh

 No.904725

shes too aroused its scary

 No.904726

how can you tell shes aroused

 No.904727

shes drunk and has her breasts exposed she wouldnt do that if she wasnt i think

 No.904728

i expose my breasts all the time and im not horny

 No.904729

dont do it around men or they might get the wrong idea

 No.904730

got myself a coke zero on my way back form lunch

 No.904731

shes not aroused shes just having fun as you both enjoy some alcohol

 No.904732

oh didnt know

 No.904733

you should work on your arrogance why would anyone be aroused around you

 No.904734

ive never seen an exposed breast before its just what i figured the situation entails

 No.904735

havent you seen moms bosom

 No.904736

gross no shes not a real girl anyway

 No.904737

>>904643
i did that in every playthrough hehe mostly with a starter but sometimes with a poke i like like persian zero training required hehe

 No.904738

got a big bone think ill satisfy it

 No.904739

>>904687
may i recommend eve until then

 No.904740

im oogin out

 No.904741

you are a slave to your bone

 No.904742

i am the bone of my bone

 No.904743

yet those hands will never hold anything

 No.904744

had a dream turt kept touching my nipples and wouldnt cut it out

 No.904745

spilled dr p on the keyboard and had to wipe it with my josock

 No.904746

might snack and jack

 No.904747

keep getting calls and the other person doesnt say anything just waits 10 seconds and hangs up whats going on

 No.904748

its a bot

 No.904749

File: 1554322373859.jpg (185.82 KB, 1568x2200, 8b95b77619a7efddc1c258e813476dea.jpg)


 No.904750

shes got beautiful eyes

 No.904751

miss the shite drawer meme

 No.904752

>>904747
sorry thats me im shy

 No.904753

shy boys...

 No.904754

File: 1554324488777.jpg (269.45 KB, 1720x2384, 266f1b5f2b4ddae9c907501241290093.jpg)


 No.904755

holy flip shes dripping

 No.904756

sigh bros been awhile since ive seen japanese tourists need to bow to one STAT

 No.904757

bow to hima in 5 minutes and ill bow back

 No.904758

>>904754
i will flip this cat

 No.904759

i already flipped her shes been flipped

 No.904760

>>904757
sorry i missed it

 No.904761

got new shoes the same as my old ones but thet old ones are from 2012
hate the breaking in part they are very stiff and not as comfortable or conformed to my feet as my old ones

 No.904762


 No.904763

biked to the water well saw a ton of teens to and coming back one teen yelled homosexuals are possessed by demons when i biked passed

 No.904764

hes right

 No.904765

owned those homo reprobates

 No.904766

had a trim and bathe

 No.904767

im havin a big coffee

 No.904768

wonder if pnigs fatwa is still active

 No.904769

my ass is sweating

 No.904770

my ass is bolstered

 No.904771

really bored might rope

 No.904772

no rollbar so going to have to use a helmetcam now and as a bonus my face isnt visible in the mirror so i dont have to be reminded of the impending rope

 No.904773

>>904772
almost crashed in that truck at the beginning how pasted

 No.904774

black punch buggy no punch back

 No.904775

oog adrenaline oooooog

 No.904776

>>904772
why did you have to flip him off dumb rager

 No.904777

gamed too hard today its time to sleep lets get to bed

 No.904778

pasted

 No.904779

woke up hungover as shite stocked up on wine yesterday drinking a big mug of joe might need some hair of the dog that bit me

 No.904780

my defining personality trait is lazyness

 No.904781

>>904776
because that norm saw i was having fun and purposely sat there waiting for a car to come that was really far away just to be an asshole

its kind of funny that it ended up being the thumbnail though

 No.904782

norms dont like fun

 No.904783

when i used to ride around while dad drove hed tell me to flip people off for him

 No.904784

going to get myself another coffee
mom is using my pc

 No.904785

hell yeah brew that cup

 No.904786

need a sexy lady to give me a nice slurp

 No.904787

no you dont

 No.904788

why not

 No.904789

its immoral illegal and just plain sick

 No.904790


 No.904791

love sexy ladies gonno jo

 No.904792

>>904791
agreed

 No.904793

>>904772
that overtake was illegal

 No.904794

need an extra cute extra sexy extra naughty extra small daughter stat

 No.904795


 No.904796

what the fuck is wrong with jagex

 No.904797

what did they do now

 No.904798

File: 1554334885897.png (431.48 KB, 651x383, cujw3e6v82q21.png)


 No.904799

i dont get it

 No.904800

looks like a ps1 game

 No.904801

it looks stupid and they keep releasing pvm updates instead of fixing their shit game

 No.904802

yappari need some hair of the dog after all

 No.904803

what do they need to fix

 No.904804

everything

 No.904805

jagex is powerless against pvp clans and theres still no authenticator delay

 No.904806

>>904802
you will never free yourself from the cycle if you drink to fix the side effects of drinking

 No.904807

so

 No.904808

gonno play some sekiro

 No.904809

pvp is for norms

 No.904810

how about some rlpvp

 No.904811

hate cagenorms hope they all crash

 No.904812

flip you biker go bust your jaw open somewhere else

 No.904813

my mower has a roll cage

 No.904814


 No.904815

fuck this im starting hrt i cant take it any longer

 No.904816

itll only make you look worse

 No.904817

hrt is the only chance i have of losing my virg

 No.904818

its alright everyone will be too scared to say i look like a man so i can just happily live in a bubble of delusion thinking im cute

 No.904819

pic

 No.904820

>>904818
nah most people will call out trannies

 No.904821

no...

 No.904822

how will hrt help you lose your virg if you want to get flipped by a man any reprobate will take up that task for you

 No.904823

cant wait to have some late night girltalk in the mansion

 No.904824

need to flip a nice jiggly pair of mancheeks

 No.904825

>>904822
girls will give you flip when they see how brave you are

 No.904826

i fuck man ass?

 No.904827

i have a man ass

 No.904828

i dont believe that

 No.904829

im chink

 No.904830

check this out *unzips man ass*

 No.904831

its a raid

 No.904832

ooooooog drag race oooooog

 No.904833

cat is pissing me off in the cage it goes

 No.904834

flipping die cager

 No.904835

cats are way happier in the cage mine yowls with excitement and joy all day and night

 No.904836

me at 50 seconds

 No.904837

cant believe the only other himagirl is also a terf hehe

 No.904838

paste amir

 No.904839

why are jazzs friends also all trans people isnt that kinda weird

 No.904840

all my friends are straight men so

 No.904841

my friends are all neets pedophiles and masturbation addicts

 No.904842

there arent any girls on hima

 No.904843

must i jerk my horny bone

 No.904844

you musnt

 No.904845

ok ill wait

 No.904846

gonno jerk it to jazzs huge boobs

 No.904847

>>904836
cant believe people think this is real this acting is so horrible ive seen high school psas with more composed dialog it sounds like theyre just reading off wikihow bulletpoints

 No.904848

it is real

 No.904849

this bone is made for jerkin and thats just what ill do

 No.904850

>>904847
i thought thats how norms talked

 No.904851

god i wish i was a girl

 No.904852

its not too late

 No.904853

post that clip of plumper jazz in the car eating

 No.904854


 No.904855

time for taiwan

 No.904856

>>904852
i already grew too tall gonno curse mom with my final breath for not putting me on hrt when i was 12

 No.904857

die tallnorm bragnorm

 No.904858

>>904850
maybe youre right i havent been around norms socially in ten years

 No.904859

wish i was a girl not a tranny freak

 No.904860

norms have low iq they speak in simple sentences with no punctuation or grammar

 No.904861

>>904859
soon itll be impossible to tell the difference

 No.904862

nah norms are smart

 No.904863

>>904862
nah i disagree

 No.904864

norms are dumb as rocks

 No.904865

norms just follow whatever trend is popular they do not think its the herd mentality

 No.904866

on that note im going to jo to kirby

 No.904867

never watched the princess bride should i

 No.904868

nothing makes the norms foolish mentality more apparent than the widespread sentiment that peds are evil criminals

 No.904869

give it a rest pedsplainer

 No.904870

anyone who hates peds for any reason that involves the childrens feelings is dumb as rocks

 No.904871

love blowing norms minds away with rind et al

 No.904872

File: 1554337413153.jpg (354.39 KB, 800x618, mul.jpg)

ok you imagine being 5 years old and this guy fondling and rubbing your body while you cant escape and tell me theres nothing wrong with peds

 No.904873

id love it`

 No.904874

always get really embarrassed and feel a deep blush when i accidentally fatfinger the ` button when i press tab and enter

 No.904875

>>904872
stop imagining being the 5 year old empathy is for norms

 No.904876

cant believe the water store was a front for his underground child trafficking ring all along

 No.904877

File: 1554337514895.mp3 (68.46 KB, ifma.mp3)


 No.904878

File: 1554337531243.webm (Spoiler Image, 2.07 MB, 1920x1080, 1553216000442.webm)


 No.904879

vile

 No.904880

penises are disgusting

 No.904881

dont post foreskins they make me weep for what could have been

 No.904882

im dumber than a norm

 No.904883

not possible

 No.904884

kind of want to study math

 No.904885

probably gonno end up getting a drivers license by the end of this year might be fun

 No.904886

lets all get math phds

 No.904887

wish i had parents that injected me with hrt and chopped my penis off so they could get paid to showcase a freak on a tlc show

 No.904888

a norm can have two stem phds and work out of a prestigious university and i will still consider him to be dumb as a rock if he isnt pilled

 No.904889

why would you want to study maths

 No.904890

i guess i must be a norm then

 No.904891

ill never get a license

 No.904892

>>904884
ted said its a waste of time

 No.904893

>>904887
thats not what happened

 No.904894

it is a waste of time maths is what geeks in the old days got obsessed with since they didnt have computers

 No.904895

>>904888
go get a stem degree and youll see how absolutely right you are theyre the most brainless robotic norms ive ever met

 No.904896

maths isnt a word

 No.904897

maths

 No.904898

hate smartnorms

 No.904899

i already have a stem degree and yes i know

 No.904900

cant believe simplified english has taken over hima where are my eurobros in this time of need

 No.904901

mom made nachos

 No.904902


 No.904903

>>904893
what happened

 No.904904

colour honour mathematics bedfellows

 No.904905

never hated math just hated school wonder what itd be like to study on my own seems interesting

 No.904906

raid hours

 No.904907

can we ban everyone without degrees already theyre dumbing down hima

 No.904908

you mean diplomas right

 No.904909

dropped out one semester before getting a stem degree had to avoid the prospect of getting a job working with technorms

 No.904910

ban the graduatenorms

 No.904911

they dont need to be banned but perhaps limit them to 50 posts a day that way they can improve themselves by reading our posts and also wont be clogging up the board with brainlet scribbles

 No.904912

hima should require a photo of your id submitted publically to be allowed to post that way everyone would have to take responsibility for what they say im a genius

 No.904913

mindblowing that i have to have a phd in neuroscience to post im baste on hima

 No.904914

just wait till i get my phd then ill show you

 No.904915

got a stem degree and then never got a job hehe

 No.904916

lots of discordteens today

 No.904917

i wonder if theres anyone on hima right now that actually fell for the jp neet meme

 No.904918

where

 No.904919

wish i was american its not fair

 No.904920

always laugh when i realize my $0 net worth is higher than most norms because im a neet loser with no debt

 No.904921

getting owned by the kicking ninja in sekiro hima

 No.904922

saw a documentary about dishwashers one of them had a degree in philosophy

 No.904923

mindblowing how only america forces young people into debt to become educated

 No.904924

never played sekiro is it good

 No.904925

should i go to ng+ in sekiro

 No.904926

ya

 No.904927

should i get surgery to fix my hunchback

 No.904928

thats a shame dont have a controller guess ill have to play vicariously by watching day9 play it on youtube

 No.904929

die sc2

 No.904930


 No.904931

should i become a skater

 No.904932

sigh avril where did it all go wrong

 No.904933

>>904929
die younow

 No.904934

proud younow regular do your worst

 No.904935

pill gang represent

 No.904936

what the fuck younow is down sigh

 No.904937

File: 1554338821073.jpg (1.14 MB, 1548x1024, avril-lavigne-april-20-2018-billboard-1548.jpg)

now she just looks like a used up old bimbo everyone peaked in the early to mid 2000s

 No.904938

i never peaked

 No.904939

shes only 34

 No.904940

cant believe this was 2014 thing the timeline is corrupted again feels like 2016 to me

 No.904941

someone send me a telepathic message when the teens leave

 No.904942

the norms are trying to prevent returning the world to 2006 because they like it more the way things are now with all the social media and degeneracy

 No.904943

well i dont like it one bit hurry up with the ritual already

 No.904944

wish i was gay

 No.904945

the norms need to be massacred its the only way we can go back

 No.904946

okay you go first

 No.904947

spermed hard to jazz

 No.904948

>>904943
you wont make it past the true last boss

 No.904949

we need pnig here to complete the ritual

 No.904950

hima meetup april 23rd in berghain please arrive safely

 No.904951

need a cheap mouse with 5 buttons

 No.904952

why do you need all those buttons

 No.904953

get a gaming chair too

 No.904954

hope mom doesnt find the magic wand i ordered

 No.904955

hope im not the only one on hima with a dxracer that would be embarrassing

 No.904956


 No.904957

you got the three main buttons and then the two for going forward and back

 No.904958

still trying to beat the kicking guy must have died 30 times already

 No.904959

bored gonno mind control some hordes off the thousand needles elevator hehe

 No.904960

>>904958
simply deflect

 No.904961

classic

 No.904962

love vanilla thousand needles so damn much might be my second favourite zone after swamp of sorrows and desolace cant believe they massacred it the way they did

 No.904963

might have a cry

 No.904964

loved killing tauren they always looked like big noobs

 No.904965

played a warlock and used to summon norms off cliffs sigh

 No.904966

thats thunderbluff idiot

 No.904967

summon them underwater and watch them drown instead

 No.904968


 No.904969

almost drowned at a pool once sigh

 No.904970

tried swimming again a few years ago its a lot harder than it used to be

 No.904971

>>904960
just got him hehe
no items but had to resurrect once

 No.904972

tried to breathe underwater while taking a bath recently and i forgot how to do it

 No.904973

congratulations

 No.904974

really wish to start swimming but i dont want to be around people sigh

 No.904975

simply convince mom to have a pool put in

 No.904976

might have a cry thinking about our old pool

 No.904977

>>904969
same i was 6 but some guy saved me

 No.904978

thanks im feelin accomplished

 No.904979

did he do anything else

 No.904980

used to float in the pool and read books for hours each day until mom made me demolish it because it cost too much always was terrified of the pool pump and im still terrified of any water related machinery especially the engine rooms of boats they send me into a horrible state

 No.904981

he told me to call him ken and he gave me a warm smile and disappeared into the sunset

 No.904982

just remembered that boles was a lifeguard

 No.904983

how am i an adult

 No.904984

is dickspammer eating his last meal yet

 No.904985

hate public pools hate fat people wearing clothes into the water hate the stupid 10 minute break where they make everyone get out of the water hate the gross feeling warm water on the ground where people have stepped hate the squealing children hate the piss

 No.904986

probably not since he wont even be tried for another 4 days

 No.904987

>>904968
first video i got was a black child

 No.904988

always wore a swimshirt and then sat out during swim lessons at school

 No.904989

>>904987
70% of the videos are black people their bone density prevents them from being able to swim well

 No.904990

flip you we are all the same genetically

 No.904991

wasnt fat but i wore a shirt because i was shy

 No.904992

hate to say it but there are some really cute girls in bikinis that are not age appropriate in some of those videos

 No.904993

dont share pools with others because its like going into a huge human soup its gross

 No.904994

kens only hope is to plead guilty and admit he has a problem and beg for leniency so the courts might only give him 10 years

 No.904995

ill visit ken every week and give him printouts of hima threads

 No.904996

cant believe arcs gone forever weve seen a legend fade before our very eyes take heed hima so you dont share the same fate

 No.904997

File: 1554340621204.jpg (Spoiler Image, 1.09 MB, 2048x1536, vacuum.jpg)


 No.904998

>>904994
plead insanity and only got three years probation it worked for me it can work for him

 No.904999

>>904997
what language is that

 No.905000

magyar

 No.905001

>>904998
ken was the sanest guy here it wont work

 No.905002

the mesa molester
the terror of tucson

 No.905003

>>904997
crying

 No.905004

he didnt molest anyone he simply downloaded pictures and videos

 No.905005

used to have magyar neighbours growing up they had a really cute daughter who was a few years younger than me that i still think about the dad would never wear a shirt

 No.905006

i meant i still think about the daughter not the dad

 No.905007

sexy dad...

 No.905008

when did you realize he flipped her every day

 No.905009

thingen about that dad..

 No.905010

he snapped and murdered multiple kids hes getting the death penalty

 No.905011

no he was gross and fat i think she liked my brother though sigh cant believe i missed out on defiantly possible childhood experimentation

 No.905012

>>905004
there are years of posts he made bragging about molesting his cousins who couldnt escape him

 No.905013

i wont post it out of respect but they found some pretty bad stuff in his room

 No.905014

remember girls talking about me when around 14 some of them had a crush on me really regret not doing anything

 No.905015

himas dead

 No.905016

>>905014
you kitty faggot

 No.905017

only got handsome in grade 12 when i cut off my long hair but by then it was too late

 No.905018

at the time i didnt even know what it meant only as an adult did i realize they wanted to flip

 No.905019

at the time you could have put your dick in their 14 year old kitties now you have to live with the knowledge that you didnt

 No.905020

still hear girls talking about turt in himaclass

 No.905021

remember getting asked out a few times and saying no and when they asked why i couldnt come up with a good reason

 No.905022

>>905021
just die

 No.905023


 No.905024

gg normin

 No.905025

remember telling my psychologist he looked like gg allin he hated me after that

 No.905026

think its time to give up on normasugi

 No.905027

nah

 No.905028

hima has always been the same

 No.905029

mindblowing to think everyone here will be dead within 18 months

 No.905030

just look at the flipping norm posts tonight whats the point of coming here anymore

 No.905031

where are they

 No.905032

should i ban the norms and haysuz

 No.905033

miss freaking out with the freak wonder what hes up to now

 No.905034

yes

 No.905035

not going to waste my time quoting a hundred posts

 No.905036

hes freakin

 No.905037

basted freak

 No.905038

>>905035
since when did your time have any value

 No.905039

>>905035
report them and ill unleash my hammer

 No.905040


 No.905041

>>905035
how much is your time worth

 No.905042

want to bash some norms

 No.905043

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 No.905044

dont do it i made some pretty bad posts tonight i apologize

 No.905045

fuck

 No.905046

>>905044
its okay i got reported too so i wont ban anybody

 No.905047

dad said only faggots apologize

 No.905048

time to leave i guess

 No.905049

maintenance is a keyword for fbi investigation cant trust any site that doesnt have a canary

 No.905050

File: 1554342066548.jpg (485.08 KB, 1503x847, eb51f4f4d2910f9325193d052168683f.jpg)

going to bash some sexnorms

 No.905051

love yellow subs

 No.905052

File: 1554342155846.png (Spoiler Image, 196.57 KB, 556x433, 1477870287888.png)

time to unleash the frogs

 No.905053

wonder what pnig thought of the frogger nb mailed

 No.905054

unleash it nb theres nothing holding you back now

 No.905055

pnig already roped in his cell 5 weeks ago fools

 No.905056

>>905054
flip you

 No.905057

hes probably going to make a run to mexico

 No.905058

cant wait for the fresh out episode

 No.905059


 No.905060

i owned drakedog 1 vs 1

 No.905061

Growing up I had dreams and aspirations but I always felt like the kid who didn't fit in. For the most part I wasn't a bad kid but when I made the transition into adulthood I turned to the internet for guidance. This led to posting on 4chan /jp/, being an active user of the warosu archive and Himasugi.org, and eventually a hundred and twenty one sentence in federal prison.

I had a lot of time to think and reflect during my federal stint so I share with you what I learned, hoping I can positively influence someone else's life with prison talk.

 No.905062

hes living rent free in your head you know

 No.905063

got the hiccoughs

 No.905064

i get hiccurps

 No.905065

reliving my teen years through music currently

 No.905066

aaaaaaaaa

 No.905067

same just downloaded some muse albums

 No.905068

firing up limewire

 No.905069

cant believe i sold my les paul to buy cheap liquor wish i had an instrument to play

 No.905070


 No.905071

whats wrong with the skin flute

 No.905072

could have been a chink im so unlucky

 No.905073

might play oblivion again

 No.905074

went and patted my cat for a long while love him so much

 No.905075

one day someone will stomp your cat to death

 No.905076

went to hima to check the thread i started yesterday before sleeping only to find it turned into a good-for-nothing metathread

 No.905077

crying

 No.905078

crying because my cat is dead

 No.905079

>>905076
nice reference hehe

 No.905080

maybe this will sheer you mates up

 No.905081

my cat will never be stomped hes safe and secure in the cage

 No.905082

jenked it

 No.905083

die cager die

 No.905084

listening to that album and wishing i was dead already

 No.905085

you mena sotos

 No.905086

no but i havent had a nice drunken sotos snooze in a while might be time

 No.905087

File: 1554346964434.jpg (185.12 KB, 2048x1536, kanna.jpg)


 No.905088

wish i was bald

 No.905089

File: 1554347051453.jpg (11.19 KB, 209x173, norwood.jpg)


 No.905090

gonno lose it

 No.905091

might comb my bald spot

 No.905092

wonder how many truckloads of fat old hairy man semen has been devoted to kanna hashimoto at this point

 No.905093

0

 No.905094

proudly dumped at least 1 truckload while thinking about her highness

 No.905095

why does my body waste energy and resources making sperm

 No.905096

>>905086
its bad for your psyche

 No.905097


 No.905098

no its good

 No.905099

wish i was a one in a million years talent like hashimoto kanna san hennakoto ittetari shitsureinakoto ittetara ittene

 No.905100

why kill brazil

 No.905101

cant believe its been almost 5 months already

 No.905102

>>905097
okay now this is baste

 No.905103

>>905097
glad to see that place hasnt changed

 No.905104

wish i was brasilian

 No.905105

mindboggling that mero still exists

 No.905106

the screaming lady is back

 No.905107

hope hondyko is safe and happy tonight

 No.905108

remember visiting that place turt just called me a random norm then i left

 No.905109

thats what you get why set foot in such an accursed place

 No.905110

any molesterman pics turt

 No.905111

im baste

 No.905112

oog

 No.905113

gonno snooze

 No.905114

no dont

 No.905115

>>905108
how do you know it was turt

 No.905116

i was talking about #warosu

 No.905117

fired up the speakers

 No.905118

liam added me but i never added him back

 No.905119

post hondys sexy cousin

 No.905120

got a broken blister on my hand from digging my mower out it hurts like shite flip

 No.905121

>>905118
flip you and flip normiam

 No.905122

grab a bandaid

 No.905123

no need

 No.905124

hate the bandaid meme they dont help you heal faster

 No.905125

pretty sure i just got bitten by an eastern brown hope you will hold with me while i call an ambulance hima put a compression bandage on my leg really hope its enough or this could be the end wish me lucjk

 No.905126

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 No.905127

sexy breasts

 No.905128

>>905125
ill pray for your safety

 No.905129

>>905126
big smartphone

 No.905130

hope they arrive soon ill probably die pretty quick

 No.905131

its a xs and shes 5'2"

 No.905132

hell yeah my crypto portfolio is up 2k$ what should i buy

 No.905133

make sure you close the hima tab before you die

 No.905134

its kinda funny because you dont really feel it it feels like a cat scratch or something less like a bug bite but it will kill you within an hour hope i make it out

 No.905135

first aid treatment for any suspected bite from a venomous snake is for a pressure bandage to the bite site, the victim to move as little as possible and to be conveyed to a hospital or clinic where they should be monitored for at least 24 hours tetanus toxoid is given though the mainstay of treatment is the administration of the appropriate antivenom

 No.905136

i couldnt really move as little as possible since i had to walk back to my house but i put a pressure bandage on then sate down and called an ambulance and posted on hima hope it works out

 No.905137

not feeling too good gope they come soon

 No.905138

File: 1554349667327.png (857.14 KB, 1300x919, legs.png)


 No.905139

>>905134
where can in find one

 No.905140

love girl crotch steam

 No.905141

shes too big

 No.905142

what do you have against bigs

 No.905143

okay theyre here by

 No.905144

pasta guy is fucking dead

 No.905145

sigh

 No.905146

if only camelman were there

 No.905147

his fault for going outside

 No.905148

it cant be helped

 No.905149

got assaulted by a militant vegan

 No.905150

same but a militant carnivore

 No.905151

guys im gonno snooze now good night

 No.905152

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 No.905153

just learned rabbits and other rodents eat their own poop

 No.905154

thats where all the nutrients go

 No.905155

bible says you should not eat rodents

 No.905156

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 No.905157

its a spam

 No.905158

wonder where josh is now

 No.905159

woke up did i miss the live hours or are they still going on

 No.905160

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 No.905161

wonder what i would have spent my money on before video games

 No.905162

youd be spending all your money on paying your mortgage and caring for your wife and kids

 No.905163

thatd be a waste what a hellish life that wouldve been

 No.905164

nah its great why else would everyone do it

 No.905165

maybe ill get it when i grow up into a man

 No.905166


 No.905167

File: 1554369873694-0.jpg (108.56 KB, 867x1334, 1.jpg)

File: 1554369873694-1.jpg (134.3 KB, 962x1481, 2.jpg)

which one

 No.905168

i dont flip women sorry

 No.905169

defiantly the one on the left she looks nicer

 No.905170

dark girls intimidate me

 No.905171

well i may be in prison for life and in permanent danger of being killed by any inmate who learns the nature of my crimes but on the plus side im living rent free in some guys head who posts on a forum of 7 people so it all balances out really

 No.905172

cant stop thinking of pnig listening to this album

 No.905173

i respect women too much to flip them

 No.905174

i hate women more than anything but i love looking at them

 No.905175

you lack self discipline

 No.905176

hard to have discipline when your test is as high as mine its off the charts

 No.905177

love starting my day with a brutal blackpill

 No.905178

mornin hima hows it going

 No.905179

pastaguy you there

 No.905180

going to take the pasta pill and become a worthless goof

 No.905181

hope pg is safe and happy

 No.905182

he cant even use nen

 No.905183

waiting anxiously for pnigs court date

 No.905184

im a transmutercel while all chads are enhancers

 No.905185

long gaming sesh i need to take a break

 No.905186

mates if youve been using peppermint oil on your face do not use it right after shaving my whole face is burning hard

 No.905188

crying

 No.905189

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 No.905190

get back to work instead of thinking about memes youre on the clock

 No.905191

trying to snooze but i keep getting up to check my computer

 No.905192

almost out of food

 No.905193

hate the discorders who knows what theyre plotting behind the scenes

 No.905194

>>905193
why dont you join and find out

 No.905195

why dont you flipping drop dead discordnorm

 No.905196

im so excited i could explode

 No.905197

soytch

 No.905198

runefactory sucks shit its just harvest moon with weeb bait

 No.905199

had 2 bananas for breakfast

 No.905200

i did too but with nutella it was great

 No.905201

the first ingredient in nutella is sugar

 No.905202

free my boy lil ken

 No.905203

harvest moon is harvest moon with weeb bait rf3 and 4 are fantastic 1 and 2 stink

 No.905204

going to jerk it

 No.905205

same think ill joski

 No.905206

got the ronald banner

 No.905207

wowing hard

 No.905208

wow in hell reprobate

 No.905209

wowing will be mandatory for all himamates when classic is out you better get used to it

 No.905210

but the new ff and eso expansions are coming out how is that possible

 No.905211

pnig will come back and make playing those games a ban

 No.905212

gonno roll a human paladin toon

 No.905213

dont call it a toon

 No.905214

play a real game like scape idiot

 No.905215

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 No.905216

File: 1554408639280-0.jpg (36.88 KB, 600x577, penis.jpg)


 No.905217

cant believe bolemako would delete the turt in japan thread

 No.905218


 No.905219


 No.905220

why dont men want to have sex anymore whats going on

 No.905221

foids are losing their power

 No.905222

File: 1554412140331.jpg (137.2 KB, 900x1200, kanna.jpg)


 No.905223

whos ready for the 2019 soul winning mega marathon

 No.905224

sigh natural selection has selected me

 No.905225

im home havin a coffee hima hehe

 No.905226

>ONE in four men haven't had sex in the last year
so if there are 7 active users on hima that means someone here isnt having sex what a loser

 No.905227

2019 soul winning mega megathron

 No.905228

all men interviewed from hima said they arent having sex

 No.905229

File: 1554415796043.jpg (182.46 KB, 1024x768, 1554415464741.jpg)

the hima fishing village

 No.905230

>>905228
you never asked me
the sexblog

 No.905231

pen delivery arrived hima gonno write some papers

 No.905232

>>905226
why dont you go to fucking hell greener

 No.905233

>>905229
sigh would love to live there

 No.905234

why its a trash heap

 No.905235

seems fitting then

 No.905236

purchase high isnt cutting it anymore

 No.905237


 No.905238

>>905236
maybe you arent going big enough or you need a physical shopping spree

 No.905239

shopping in an actual store is too stressful

 No.905240

having another coffee

 No.905241

i daydream about murdering the norms for that high you should try it

 No.905242

zip it murdernorm

 No.905243

each time you jo you are murdering hundreds of millions of norms

 No.905244

gonno listen to britney spears and jo

 No.905245

gonno piss

 No.905246

piss in hell

 No.905247

>>905236
buy a apple slicer and then go slice some apples

 No.905248

im back time for some wine

 No.905249

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 No.905250

pasted

 No.905251


 No.905252

>>905248
are you ok

 No.905253

>>905249
ended up bleeding out of my ass and cock but got the antivenin so im fine now

 No.905254

meant to reply to >>905252

 No.905255

sure am lucky medical care is free here though hehe

 No.905256

>>905251
he needs to be told that women nowadays are all feminist sjw bitches does he not know

 No.905257

should i become a postnorm

 No.905258

hes a preacher so of course hes bluepilled

 No.905259

find a nice girl in the church and you wont have that problem

 No.905260

im glad youre ok but try wearing jeans and boots when in tall grass

 No.905261

>>905256
he talked about it in the vid you didnt even watch it and youre wrong to begin with

 No.905262

theres a snake in my boot

 No.905263

>>905259
youve obviously never been to church

 No.905264

still cant believe mom dated a literal mgtow guy and he even told her about it

he was terrified of the dark hehe

 No.905265

>>905263
youve obviously only been to the wrong ones

 No.905266

uh if he was going his own way why was he trying to date a single mother slut with a pathetic son

 No.905267

whats wrong with being scared of the dark

 No.905268

>>905261
does this cover the bases

 No.905269

>>905264
your mom is pasted

 No.905270

>>905266
because mgtow guys are all retarded hypocrites

 No.905271

would give everything for a nice sexy momgf and a basted himason

 No.905272

he probably had a milf fetish or something since he was 20 years younger than her

got hassled a lot in school for having a hot mom

 No.905273

pic

 No.905274

no

 No.905275

not sure if i told you mates but my dad divorced his wife a few months ago she was fucking her personal trainer now hes dating a girl whos only a couple years older than me

 No.905276

if he was a good dad he would convince her to seduce you

 No.905277

well hes not a good dad thats pretty clear

 No.905278

>>905260
its too hot

 No.905279

baste oogdad

 No.905280

cant imagine mom getting flipped by a himabro id probably have to rope immediately after making eye contact with him

 No.905281

>>905280
better me than some random norm whats her number

 No.905282

pnigs gonno embrace his dark side when he gets out and stop being nice to those who hate him it clearly got him nowhere

 No.905283

cant believe pnig prefers spiderman to batman

 No.905284

yeah... real nice

 No.905285

if pnig gets out im going to be as nice to him as i can

 No.905286

everyone has to agree to not bring up the trial and just pretend it never happened he wont post about it for a while

 No.905287

hima ate my long post gonno have to write it again sigh

 No.905288

pnig was defeated in the third age and banished to the shadow realm he wont plague hima again for thousands of years

 No.905289

why are japs so nice in mmos but so bad mannered in card games almost every time i get roped in mtg or rage disconnected in sv its a flippin jap but theyre so polite and friendly in xiv

 No.905290

stop playing on their servers its rude

 No.905291

did you guys learn japanese yet

 No.905292

remember the first night in japan when i finally found the hostel and i was exhausted getting ready to bathe and a japanese girl came down the stairs and said hello in the most hushed and defenseless tone possible i pretended to not hear her because i was tired but it made me wonder why you would even bother saying something to a stinky american standing in the kitchen wearing underwear

 No.905293

she wanted you to bend her over

 No.905294

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 No.905295

>>905289
same thing used to happen to me in shadowverse but theyre nice in minecraft and tree

 No.905296

>>905292
she was honorbound

 No.905297

>>905292
die stinker

 No.905298

read shogun the other day japs are flippin baste

 No.905299

gonno play somew sekiro im trying to beat the drunkard but hes too strong
moms still not home she went to a happy hour after work

 No.905300

mom is drunk and ready

 No.905301

get drunk with mom

 No.905302

had to delay my marathon i woke up and felt terrible so i went back to sleep and woke up again at the wrong time

 No.905303

>>905299
stream

 No.905304

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 No.905305

streaaaaaa m

 No.905306

wonder if its better to stay on the brainpills for life or go out in a blaze of incel glory

 No.905307


 No.905308

gonno marry kagamin just try and stop me

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 No.905310

hope streamguy comes back

 No.905311

slow down you have to enter the love triangle with me first