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 No.888692[Last 100 Posts]

MEW CREW
ASSEMBLE

 No.888735

baste

 No.888736

i dont mew i still dont know what that even is i thought it was what cats did and i got left behind writing this

 No.888737

got left behind

 No.888738

went to wendys and the drive through girl kept laughing and the fat drive through boy was laughing too as he poked her and shed say stooooooop and slap him playfully it made me rage because i know if i was to even think of touching a girl i would be thrown into the brig without a chance of survival

 No.888739

did you get a fofofo turt

 No.888740

thought i could handle cold now since i went to hell and back but 20f was still quite bad at least for my far extremeties

 No.888741

no i got a daves triple and a spicy chicken wrap

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 No.888743

is that mugabe

 No.888744

>>888741
phew nice

 No.888745

oh baby a triple

 No.888746

space! wave! akiba-pop!

 No.888747

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 No.888748

left behind sigh

 No.888749

turt would you be willing to morph a pic by enlarging the lower third so i can prey on teengirls

 No.888750

fortifying the zygomatic arches while youre at it wouldnt hurt either

 No.888751

you arent allowed to prey on any girls unless youre attractive

 No.888752

>>888749
dont understand what this means

 No.888753

hehe dont mind me that lingo just cracks me up

 No.888754


 No.888755

been imagining every woman i see as bald

 No.888756

mindblowing that i used to think i was attractive i guess what they say about peoples egos is true

 No.888757

have you ever tried morphing your own pictures what would you say are the flaws holding your face back

 No.888758

what do they say

 No.888759

no i cant look at my pictures for long without wanting to rope and every time i see one i hide it immediately

 No.888760

pic

 No.888761

can you morph pnig

 No.888762

wish i could morph into pnig

 No.888763

finished the new troll quest it was nice hehe

 No.888764

ya i liked at the end when they danced it was cute

 No.888765

ya the follow dance hehe

 No.888766

wish i could follow dance someone

 No.888767

>>888755
used to do this but imagined them pooping instead

 No.888768

gross

 No.888769

everyone poops its natural

 No.888770

i suggest everyone on hima fullscreen a picture of themselves on their monitor and stare at it for a minute
i forgot what i looked like for a few years and it was important to remember to hold onto my soul

 No.888771

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 No.888772

i see myself in the mirror every time i go to the bathroom

 No.888773

dont you have a mirror

 No.888774

no pictures of me exist

 No.888775

mirrors are inaccurate a camera lens can show how you look to others

 No.888776

ok neither of those things are correct

 No.888777


 No.888778

>>888770
post it

 No.888779

https://haleymoss.net/artwork/

wish i was a foid so people would worship me and pay top dollar for my scribbles

 No.888780

mirrors are how you actually look

 No.888781

mirrors are inaccurate because theyre reversed and trick the lighting by reflecting it
but pictures can be wrong too pasted on a whole host of factors

the most accurate would be a proper photograph with the right lens

 No.888782

still need a game in which i can play as a sexy lady thief

 No.888783

will a game where youre the boyfriend of one be okay

 No.888784

being reversed has no impact hope you understand that

 No.888785

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yes it does you need a true mirror
also people have a weird perspective of themselves in the mirror since they perceive themselves as having always looked the same

 No.888786


 No.888787

>>888782
simply play any mmo

 No.888788

i want that shakuskha egg thing so much i was googling how to make it a month ago but im too useless to do it and gave up

 No.888789

was hoping to avoid mmos might just play disgaea

 No.888790

remember to follow ulis guide

 No.888791


 No.888792

everyones snoozing

 No.888793

what about you

 No.888794

im snoozing too

 No.888795

ive got a date in 1 hour

 No.888796

wish to take a sexy lady on a date

 No.888797

how bout beauford takes you to prison

 No.888798

beauford can suck my ped nuts

 No.888799

book him fbi agents

 No.888800

got left behind sigh

 No.888801

not snoozing just dont have anything to post

 No.888802

havin a pineapple pizza

 No.888803

was going to watch anime but i might just eat a moon pie and play golden sun

 No.888804

woke up had coffee then went shopping bought lots of wine and pork just got back and read hows it going hima

 No.888805

goin great im killing calisto remember to highlight your favorite posts

 No.888806

what world

 No.888807

343

 No.888808

wish i had some friends to scape with

 No.888809

>>888807
on my way with dclaws

 No.888810

with veracs id probably win unless you risk 200m

 No.888811

ooog scape ooooooog

 No.888812

hehe love these tard girls in wataten the sis is great

 No.888813

gotta find out why my friends all died

 No.888814

im sis

 No.888815

this is going to be nice

 No.888816

wish to flip hinata

 No.888817

hard choice between borutos sis or miyakos sis not sure which one would make a better wife

 No.888818

gotta be himawari

 No.888819

>>888815
raging at this thumbnail nobody looks like this while watching anime

 No.888820

they do

 No.888821

not when watching by themselves but if youre watching with other people and commenting on it and stuff you do
at least i assume so i have never done that

 No.888822

never looked so passionate or emotive in my life id just sit there not moving speaking in a monotone if i was doing that

 No.888823

plumber in the other room

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 No.888825

gonno take a nap might drink hard when i wake up

 No.888826

already am

 No.888827

downloaded the naruto movie the day naruto became hokage what a rip its only ten minutes long did they air this during a commercial break or something
it was fine i was just expecting something longer when i dled it

 No.888828

im going to become the hokage dattebayo

 No.888829

gonno watch vids and snooze good night mates

 No.888830

that came with the boruto movie

 No.888831

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 No.888832

keep waking up at 5am to poop is that normal

 No.888833

just wasted 3 hours listening to awful experimental music the things i do for ecred

 No.888834

tardlaughing thinking about the kinds of policies id enforce if i were the administrator of an online community

 No.888835

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 No.888836

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>>888833
used to do this when i frequented mu

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 No.888838

nice petrol ped
turt what do you think of the ioniq

 No.888839

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 No.888840

im not like all the other girls

 No.888841

thinking of spamming

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 No.888844

love future days

 No.888845

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║░▒║with this blade

║░▒║I cut those who

║░▒║disrespect

║░▒║women

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 No.888846

>>888839
pasted

 No.888847


 No.888848

A DISTRAUGHT MOTHER GESTURES TO the camera crew to tread softly as they approach her teenage son’s bedroom. A mound of moldy garbage lies at its entrance, which is barricaded with a screen. The interviewer asks whether her son washes himself, and the mother fights back tears. Once every six months, she answers.

 No.888849

would get the i3 if it didnt look like it was punched in the face

 No.888850

would get the i3 if it didnt look like it was punched in the face

 No.888851

sigh

 No.888852

wine time hima its been so long

 No.888853

heck ya finished a bottle myself

 No.888854

been drinking too much this past week

 No.888855

havent drinked in a month feels good

 No.888856

havent drank much till this weekend getting drunk every night playing some ffxiv

 No.888857

good idea gonno play some

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 No.888859

when will this depression go away

 No.888860


 No.888861

>>888859
simply jog

 No.888862

man up

 No.888863

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 No.888864

i am a temporal anamoly

 No.888865

laughing hard at slime 19 this is pathetic what the hell are they thinking

 No.888866

just regretspermed

 No.888867

i hope you will put your future energy towards atonement

 No.888868

nah

 No.888869

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 No.888870

i never regretsperm you guys are weak

 No.888871

i never sperm you are weak

 No.888872

>>888859
it never does the only thing you can do is smother it with distraction ive been trying hard to not think about it and have been doing good for the past couple of weeks the pills helped

 No.888873

depression ended when i became a neet

 No.888874

if someone isnt depressed they either a wise and powerful stoic sage or more likely theyre just too stupid to care

 No.888875

never been depressed only norms get depressed

 No.888876

had real depression around 08-09 before the norms made it sadnessx2 fuck em

 No.888877

experienced the existential kind in childhood when i became aware of my own mortality and couldnt stop ruminating on the nature of death and the ensuing oblivion and how everything amounted to nothing in the face of deaths all consuming embrace but then i just gamed the pain away hehe

 No.888878

i had a really bad fear of death as a kid that would put me in a horrible depression every time i thought about it i wonder if every kid had that

 No.888879

as a child you fear death as an adult you welcome it

 No.888880

p anderson said death is nothing to fear we go to heaven anyways

 No.888881

mornin hima had a really weird dream two dreams within my dream first time thats happened i think

 No.888882

had a dream that some people were going to torture me a few nights ago not sure what it means

 No.888883

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 No.888884

its freezing

 No.888885

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 No.888887

sperms are extra thick and globby today hima

 No.888889

dont look at the index

 No.888890

god damnit onseki

 No.888891

hope to see some bans around here

 No.888892

snoozespermed hehe love the smell of my sperm

 No.888894

take a shower

 No.888895

the hima mansion will be coated in sperm

 No.888896

grab a pencil hima its time to draw some plumpers

 No.888897

puked

 No.888898

>>888895
youll be required to clean your room and shower at least once a week or you get kicked out

 No.888899

hey hima woke up about an hour ago hows it going

 No.888900

how do i fill in the massive gap on my resume cant think of a good story

 No.888901

say you were in a coma

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 No.888903

>>888900
say you were finding yourself norms eat it up trust me

 No.888904

>>888902
gonno try to jo to this

 No.888905

chink """"men""""

 No.888906

>>888900
tell them you were in prison for cp and cousin snap

 No.888907

wish i had a cute horny sexy ladycousin to snap

 No.888908

scaped on my phone a bit hehe its actually quite nice

 No.888909

gonno write an article

 No.888910

about what

 No.888911

feminist glaciology

 No.888912

whats glaciology is that about ice or something

 No.888913

yes

 No.888914

the world would be a lot more interesting if triangles were called trigons instead

 No.888915

mom was washing dishes in the kitchen and i was slicing my sandwich in half when the kitchen lights suddenly turned on but theres no one else in the house

 No.888916

sounds like you have

 No.888917

i wish i had at least i wouldnt be lonely

 No.888918

broke a glass by accident
maded some coffeeim sipping

 No.888919

brewin up a cup right now myself

 No.888920

heck yeah

 No.888921

>>888842
bone sex sex sex sex

 No.888922

hima i just swallowed something weird
maybe a small piece of broken glass holy flip

 No.888923

youre going to die slowly

 No.888924

scary

 No.888925

it was really small and i had some gsnaps earlier today maybe it was a gsnapseed just had a big glassful of water not much i can do now
told mom and she said its probably fine

 No.888926

mom knows best

 No.888927

poop it out

 No.888928

gonno eat sand and shite glass

 No.888929

that wont work

 No.888930

once found some broken glass in food mom got from taco bell and also a knife folded into a subway sandwich

 No.888931

thats dangerous

 No.888933

sigh tataru is so cute

 No.888934

already jerked it hard to her

 No.888935

we should all jerk it to her

 No.888936

cant believe onseki let a raider steal our get
at least its better than a pedget

 No.888937

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 No.888938

>>888918
you must pay for your mistakes

 No.888939

everyone makes mistakes

 No.888940

kinda want to play ff15 but not enough to pay for it

 No.888941

you mean ff14

 No.888942

play elder scrolls online instead

 No.888943

if youre gonno play an mmo at least dont play a western one

 No.888944

stop playing job simulators

 No.888945

how else will i get my dopamine rush

 No.888946

gonno jerk it to yotsuyu

 No.888947

mmonorms are the lowest form of life

 No.888948

i agree with that statement

 No.888949

ya im a worthless piece of shite so what

 No.888950

not so sure about ev cars anymore might just stick with the mx5

 No.888951

i would get an ev seems convenient

 No.888952

anyone else sees nothing but cayennes and bmw x5s outside whats up with women and suvs

 No.888953

stupid carnorms why dont you take your gfs out on a drive

 No.888954

walked to the kitchen now my feet are sore and aching

 No.888955

women like large things

 No.888956

wrong

 No.888957

sigh back up to 260 lbs i hate my body i thought for sure id be staying in the 250s

 No.888958

just stop eating whats the problem

 No.888959

thats not a real thing people do

 No.888960

>>888951
i would too but i cant take how quiet they are

 No.888961

do some water fasting

 No.888962

i heard fat is becoming fashionable

 No.888963

im not fat im just big boned

 No.888964

i see a bunch of cayennes ya i assumed porsches were uncommon however since like 2017 all the porsches i see are white cayennes and driving them are women

 No.888965

ya white cayennes the white car fad is going away now and im seeing lots of black and dark gray cayennes as well

 No.888966

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 No.888967

love hidamari sketch always makes me smile

 No.888968

sigh they dont make anime like that anymore though

 No.888969

never watched it

 No.888970


 No.888971

just ordered a mouse pc

 No.888972

i wish death upon every jap

 No.888973

wish death on me too so this shite life can come to an end

 No.888974

crazy how none of our accomplishments actually matter even if you became the emperor of europe its only a matter of time until you turned to dust and your legacy forgotten

 No.888975

mindblowing how you can go to school to learn about every single one of them because their legacy never turned to dust

 No.888976

when are jews going to get over the holocaust

 No.888977

meanwhile your legacy is to jo into a sock while looking at foreign drawings of cartoon children

 No.888978

going to apply to the slaughterhouse its time for me to hone my killing instincts and prepare myself mentally for the race war

 No.888979

race war would be really fun just wish you could choose your race

 No.888980

you will be eradicated by the chinks

 No.888981

>>888977
feels good man

 No.888982

hate sockjoers

 No.888983

>>888975
apart from the fact that most empires are now nothing more than dust the apocalypse will erase everything

 No.888984

mindblowing that war spurs economic growth

 No.888985

only one with an infinite legacy its jesus

 No.888986

cant help but laugh at the arrogance of man
big congrats over being the dumb monkey that happens to have the most brains due to evolutionary chance but none of that will mean anything when a big rock smashes into your planet or half the solar system gets zapped out of existence by a gamma ray burst

 No.888987

jesus was a hacker

 No.888988

man must live with nature not against it

 No.888989

foolish humans

 No.888990

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 No.888991

i was presented with an opportunity to gain limitless power but rejected it because i wanted to obtain strength in my own way and not the way pnig would have wanted

 No.888992

pnig paid dearly for his thirst for power

 No.888993

what would a gamma ray burst feel like for me

 No.888994

everything i have done up to this point has been an act of defiance against pnigs immeasurable arrogance

 No.888995

justice for warosu

 No.888996


 No.888997

maybe during the next arc we will be up against a powerful foe and as all hope will be thought lost pnig will step out and aid us in the fight except this time he will be helping instead of the villain thats how it works in the animes

 No.888998

starting to think all that mystical nonsense about motion and time not actually existing is true crazy how ive arrived at conclusions via simple introspection that most others could only conceive of through mind altering substances

 No.888999

there is no redemption arc hes getting the death penalty

 No.889000

pnig will be found not guilty

 No.889001

hes gonno play the race card

 No.889002

lets form a cult and worship the abyss

 No.889003

sounds good to me

 No.889004

just spent 3 hours wikisurfing that was enlightening

 No.889005

gonno surf the dark web

 No.889006

i surf hima daily

 No.889007

gonno surf blackpill4u

 No.889008

i agree lets form a cult pasted around the void and then each one of us blow up a skyscsnapr on the same day

 No.889009

going to bomb the atlantic ocean

 No.889010

gonno bomb this toilet in a minute with all the shite knocking on my exit hole

 No.889011

cant believe this is my only life and this is what happened

 No.889012

life is full of endless possibilities

 No.889013


 No.889014

scared hope china doesnt zap me

 No.889015

holy flip a sudden torrential downpour just flooded the neighorhood

 No.889016


 No.889017

imagine having only one chance at life and being born as a self aware manbaby

 No.889018

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>>889011
theres still time to make it right

 No.889019

sigh i typically ignore a songs lyrical content but i always related to that ones

 No.889020

my real life hasnt begun

 No.889021

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 No.889022

>>889020
used to think this now i understand ill never have a real life

 No.889023

woke up hima feel terrible feel really bad

 No.889024

are you in pain

 No.889025

whats the matter

 No.889026

my real life begun the moment i was born this is my life

 No.889027

dont say that the real us are still sleeping soon well wake up and go to college and have a great sunny life

 No.889028

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 No.889029

one chance at life and i was born to do something terrible

 No.889030


 No.889031

is mazda 3 good

 No.889032

i was born to cull the masses

 No.889033

you mena mass culler

 No.889034

the mazdaspeed 3 is ok
honestly if i had to choose between a mazda 3 and a mazda 2 id get the 2 theyre light and nimble ive never seen a regular 3 at the track but ive seen a prepped 2

 No.889035

would you prefer the 2 over the mx5

 No.889036

no
they both weigh about the same but the mx5 has rwd and about 70 more horsepower and a superior chassis
the only reason youd choose a 2 over a mx5 is if you really need the extra seats and cargo space

 No.889037

what the flip thats terrible the mx5 is already sub 200hp

 No.889038

im convinced you guys are just regurgitating stats from wikipedia and arent actually communicating anything

 No.889039

i need a lot of seats and cargo space

 No.889040

i sat inside the gti when i went to the autoshow the interior was plastic shite

 No.889041

obviously these are momentum cars
it takes brass balls to drive a slow car fast enough to keep up with modern hot hatches and what not

 No.889042

carnorms

 No.889043

File: 1550443587420.jpg (169.07 KB, 1280x720, light vs lelouch.jpg)

who would win

 No.889044

all the interiors of cars under 30k were pretty bad except the mx5 it was far above the rest even though im sure the materials used were cheap

 No.889045

god used the cheapest materials on me

 No.889046

same

 No.889047

soft cushy heavy interiors are for norms

 No.889048

really want a pet rat but im afraid the cats will kill it what can i do brothers

 No.889049

cage

 No.889050

feel so blessed to know my himabros are always here for me love you guys

 No.889051

i kind of like the 2 seats too makes it feel cozy not sure why youre selling yours

 No.889052

dont do it even if it lives itll live a life of fear and intimidation

 No.889053

cars are for norms

 No.889054

im selling it because i need more power
the car is a lot of fun and all but it doesnt dominate like the 944 did

thats why im looking at evos and 5.0 mustangs because they make a lot of reliable power and have more room for slicks or a nap

 No.889055

kind of settled on the fact that cars are not future proof and its better to just continously buy cheap

 No.889056

only drove a car once when i was drunk almost crashed it but it was pretty fun

 No.889057

>>889048
kill that cats

 No.889058

if i ever get a license im gonno get a ford f350 so i cant be run off the road by anyone and im as safe as possible

 No.889059


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 No.889061

>>889058
get a hummer instead

 No.889062


 No.889063

>>889059
its okay it wasnt on the road

 No.889064

tardlaughing reminiscing about the day the SAT was administered and during the whole assessment being under assault by a foul odor whose source eluded me until the exam concluded and i went to investigate in the bathroom to discover that mom had left a container of rotting cabbage in my backpack

 No.889065

ya dont care too much about power its high up there defiantly but i wouldnt sacrifice mpg or reliability

 No.889066

the mx5 doesnt even get good mileage
like 26mpg combined

 No.889067

made a really high pitched whistling noise with my lips after i finished the sat to annoy everybody else still taking the test since i finished first it didnt sound like a person was making a noise everyone kept looking around it was great

 No.889068

they knew it was you

 No.889069

2016 gets 30 thats pretty good

 No.889070

>>889067
can you show me how to do that i never learned whistling

 No.889071

never knew hima was so full of class clowns

 No.889072


 No.889073

it wasnt really whistling it kinda sounds like a kettle but quiet or air leaking out of a tire you do it by inhaling slowly through a really small hole made with your lips

 No.889074

i was the class downs

 No.889075

>>889071
it wasnt before the discordnorms moving over thanks to onseki

 No.889076

if i knew back then what i know now i would have probably got a gf

 No.889077

i wouldnt have cause im cel

 No.889078

might get a gentlemans car like a mercedes s class when im in my 30s

 No.889079

saw some super cute and sexy girls last time i was out and about cant stop thinking about fucking and dating them

 No.889080

if i ever got a car id get a black 90s bmw i think theyre cool

 No.889081

i was a naive teen who believed in anxiety so i assumed that mom and the counselors would understand why i avoided school little did i know the ensuing arc to obtain my ged at moms insistence was far more traumatic than anything i had to endure at school it would be some time before i acknowledged how fictitious all of those mental constructs were and that the only thing that mattered in this world is raw destructive power

 No.889082


 No.889083

>>889080
beemer

 No.889084


 No.889085

finished filling out grans state tax forms shes getting back $5276 this year and told me not to tell anyone

 No.889086

but you just told us

 No.889087

did i really
i remembered mentioning my own but not hers

 No.889088

nevermind i misunderstood your post

 No.889089

File: 1550446242593.png (26.33 KB, 914x210, n.png)

which card is everyone getting i really hope the 1650 is equal to the 1060 in performance

 No.889090

my r9 390 still does the job

 No.889091

why do the technorms always talk about buying stuff but never do it

 No.889092

i will never suppot nvidia

 No.889093

>>889027
does any college even accept old manbabies wont everyone think im a creep

 No.889094

>>889085
snitched to the irs

 No.889095

college is not the right choice for the formerly neet

 No.889096

File: 1550446622231.png (1.32 MB, 1245x1229, 1550351994677.png)

hima is an intel community

 No.889097

what is the right choice for a neet loser

 No.889098

ya it is ask me how i know

 No.889099

did you flip one of your professors

 No.889100

if mom kicks me out im going into debt and into college i just wont take any classes that require teamwork or public speaking

 No.889101

wonder if i can trick someone into giving me a student loan then i escape to cambodia with the money

 No.889102

you should go into an apprenticeship program instead of college degrees

 No.889103

>>889101
can i come too

 No.889104

an apprenticeship would force me to work

 No.889105

why does that guy want to cage kitties every time they come up

 No.889106

that is their natural state

 No.889107

its where they belong

 No.889108

apprenticeship is manual labor that would defile my pristine body and my soft hands would become rough and lose their nerve endings

 No.889109

those are qualities you must acquire to attract a mate

 No.889110

im not going for that look im gonno become a teenage pretty boy

 No.889111

got a terrifying hangover hima maybe some bacon sandwiches will help ah god my head hurts so bad

 No.889112

>>889110
stop wanting to flip children

 No.889113

im fergalicious

 No.889114

just grab a blogweiser and itll go away

 No.889115

>>889110
your teenage pretty boy years are long gone you need to adapt

 No.889116

mindblowing how neet is the opposite of teen

 No.889117

still remember the last few steps i made on school grounds as i left the office with my diploma since i skipped the graduation and i knew that id be in for some shite

 No.889118

never got my diploma they wanted me to fill out a survey before they sent it but i never did

 No.889119

didnt even know you could abstain from the ceremony

 No.889120

i have a bachelors degree

 No.889121

nice bachelor

 No.889122


 No.889123

i heard that they voted my good mate gob as most quiet i would be pissed at that final mog he should have pulled a gun out from his gown right then and went ham

 No.889124

mom was pissed when she found out i opted out hehe

 No.889125

>>889089
die novideo

 No.889126

>>889100
you can avoid it i did except this one time but it was actually fun and i didnt need to speak in the end

 No.889127

>>889082
die creepy rudy

 No.889128

literally collegenorms id laugh if it werent such a tragedy what happened to this place

 No.889129

at least we get to bring back the dormnorm epithet

 No.889130

loved posting dorm norm dorm norm dorm norm

 No.889131

>>889127
nothin creepy

 No.889132

>>889128
its time to man up

 No.889133

ya uh workbros are fine but uh dornnorm go back there

 No.889134

hes creepy

 No.889135

some people have to work to survive college is always a choice and a norm one

 No.889136

mindblowing that people my age have a wife and kids and a house meanwhile im sitting here jerking it

 No.889137

i cant survive off a no degree job its a competitive world out there not gonno let a neet drag me down to the abyss

 No.889138

bunch of posts should i skip

 No.889139

>>889135
not defending collegenorms but if mom said you either need to get a job or a degree id pick college because its a lot easier and you have more free time

 No.889140

mom is holding the showering facility hostage again

 No.889141

hate when moms home and i cant shite

 No.889142

i tried to work the shitejobs in the mines but every night i just wanted to kill myself more and more id daydream about jamming my leg into a machine so i could get workers compensation and disability its awful your body aches and your brain numbs and youre surrounded by the normest of norms who are just trying to get by on their child support payments and alcoholism i had no choice but to become a dormnorm so i could get a better job but after i did now i have to look at those people in the face as they toil in the mines and it makes me feel bad

 No.889143

>>889138
it would be wise

 No.889144

yeah pretty much unskilled labor is hell and if its between that and college the choice is obvious

 No.889145

>>889142
that must have been very stressful please forgive my judgmental remarks

 No.889146

mines are epic

 No.889147

>>889136
same but i dont want to have a gf and responsibilities and be forced to keep working forever to pay my mortgage and bills without any choice on the matter

 No.889148

will people finally respect me if i become a coal miner

 No.889149

can we go back to talking about splatoon and ffxiv that was better than jobnorms and dorm norms

 No.889150

File: 1550449308550.jpg (164.52 KB, 1440x810, 20180613_183410.jpg)

went out to eat with mom shes a keeper brothers

 No.889151

wish i was pasted like rudy

 No.889152

>>889149
die gamer

 No.889153

feelin randy

 No.889154

>>889150
thats a man

 No.889155


 No.889156

gonno have some hair of the dog that bit me and a nap i feel like pure shit gonno use those purifying wine drops on this brand in future

 No.889157

love gamer girls

 No.889158

wanna fuck a girl so bad wanna fuck wanna cum so much

 No.889159

control yourself animal

 No.889160

sorry but it has been decided that you are not worthy

 No.889161

hima hima

 No.889162

pizza pizza

 No.889163


 No.889164

everyone get ready to synchronize our hardmewing

 No.889165

>>889155
mom loves this

 No.889166

gonno grill up a steak

 No.889167

wish i could buy steak and cook it

 No.889168

my locale is now korean everything looks weird

 No.889169

cant wait till we meet up at the mansion so i can sperm inside everyones moms

 No.889170

me and nb are gonno become the tastosis of apex legends

 No.889171

i apologized

 No.889172

normpex normgends

 No.889173

ground up some beans hima time for some pourover hehe

 No.889174

>>889164
mewing rn

 No.889175

no beans

 No.889176

never had pourover only espresso and plunger

 No.889177

the grind is in between those and makes a very clean full bodied cup id recommend giving it a try

 No.889178

its snowing

 No.889179

gonno scram

 No.889180

>>889177
hate those subjective terms how does a cuppa pourover compare to an americano

 No.889181

english please

 No.889182


 No.889183

mindblowing that half of himas original userbase is either dead or in jail

 No.889184

wonder how many himabros went to jail with nobody noticing

 No.889186


 No.889187

glad the gnfos and discordteens took their place and assimilated so we wont even notice theyre gone

 No.889188

die norm

 No.889189

im going to go nuts if i dont find something to do tomorrow

 No.889190

haev you tried scaping

 No.889191

i cant scape anymore

 No.889192

how come

 No.889193

you dont want to know

 No.889194

fire up some ffxiv the hidden gorge pvp mode is a lot of fun

 No.889195

mom told me to stop sighing

 No.889196

i want to know

 No.889197

>>889186
looking forward to even more netdeckers playing nexus after this

 No.889198

played ffxiv for over 1000 hours and didnt even know there was pvp until now

 No.889199

hate when people accuse me of cheating because of my fast trigger finger

 No.889200

>>889196
you arent ready for these redpills

>>889194
how much hard drive space does ffxiv need

 No.889201

25gb

 No.889202

gonno open a video game studio

 No.889203

>>889200
tell me

 No.889204

have to come up with a username i hate this part

 No.889205

cant play ffxiv i have a full time job

 No.889206


 No.889207

12.2

 No.889208

Results: 6.0 CPS

 No.889209

flip you

 No.889210

gonno fire up human benchmark and see if im smarter

 No.889211

>>889206
5.0 is the best i can do on my phone with one finger

 No.889212

i got 8.8

 No.889213

File: 1550454664601.png (6.1 KB, 367x96, ec876d27769467d2200f2e011b19a39c.png)

downloading pretty fast

 No.889214

im the fastest clicker and typer on hima

 No.889215

tried again clicking like a keyboard button and got 10.6

 No.889216

no matter how fast you click there will always be a chink with lower ping

 No.889217


 No.889218

>>889213
it took me 3 days

 No.889219

>>889217
uh which one

 No.889220

just click challenge

 No.889221

im not a programmer

 No.889222

me either

 No.889223

>>889218
sorry to hear

 No.889224

bought an apartment hima

 No.889225

can i move in

 No.889226

post some pics of that happenin pad

 No.889227

putting down the furniture now

 No.889228

did that guy decide on washington or oregon

 No.889229

sigh everyones playing ff but me

 No.889230

File: 1550456470127.png (272.76 KB, 498x557, 1420cd228786fa200f272141b6db3c37.png)

what server do i pick im east coast

 No.889231

im on balmung

 No.889232

worknorm

 No.889233

thats a legacy server flip that

 No.889234

lets all get jobs on the same oil rig

 No.889235

wish some brainiac poster would start a business and hire all the hima people to work at it instead of sitting around making posts bragging about how smart they are while doing nothing but math problems and reading

 No.889236

what kind of business

 No.889237

File: 1550458516611.png (654.27 KB, 463x762, cd26a049e930ef8880d723b91d90152c.png)

what class do i pick

 No.889238

designing and producing analog integrated circuits

 No.889239

File: 1550458590551.mp3 (7.42 MB, 18. Ñ¿Ñd.mp3)


 No.889240

>>889238
why would you hire anyone on hima for that

 No.889241

so we can dethrone intel and assist amd in the effort to support the rights of consumers

 No.889242

going to respect into the birl class

 No.889243

amd has already won its just a question of time

 No.889244


 No.889245

File: 1550458941047.jpeg (Spoiler Image, 378.93 KB, 1000x666, d1c20e53272013befe9630fec566dc3a.jpeg)

>>889242
dont or something like this can happen to you

 No.889246

phew nice

 No.889247

>>889244
cute vid

 No.889248

autists will be enslaved in the future

 No.889249

wish i was the goofy happy kind of autist instead of the adam lanza kind

 No.889250

what can you tell me about chimp society

 No.889251

woke up from my nap hiya boys

 No.889252

going to snooze now

 No.889253

dont snooze i just woke up

 No.889254

sorry i gotta wake up early tomorrow

 No.889255

what for

 No.889256

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/French_petition_against_age_of_consent_laws

hehe might have to reconsider my view of foucault now

 No.889257

think ill snooze as well

 No.889258

dont leave me

 No.889259

File: 1550465047182.png (889.21 KB, 880x495, 24909936_1154753187989179_6464433172308978858_….png)

this is the splash screen you get after losing your virg

 No.889260

damn good games here hima

 No.889261

you poor misguided sap there is only one game and thats the game of life

 No.889262

splatooooon

 No.889263

gonno splat in a second here

 No.889264

miss club penguin

 No.889265

it pinched

 No.889266

couldnt run that game well when i tried cant believe i needed a high end gaming pc just to run flipping club penguin at a high framerate

 No.889267

flip it going to become an anime villain with a hairbrained plot to return the world back to 2006

 No.889268

quit posting about 2006 youre all alone in that desire

 No.889269

does 06 have some special significance

 No.889270

>>889269
that was the year he lost his virg

 No.889271

i was born in 2006

 No.889272

it was the peak
everything was in harmony

 No.889273

2006 is where it all fell apart

 No.889274

shut the flip up im sick of hearing about it

 No.889275

you wont have a say in the matter once the ritual is complete

 No.889276

im the only one on hima who hasnt finished super

 No.889277

>>889228
neither all of this time searching i realized how much the usa sucks then right after realized how much the world sucks

 No.889278

the ritual must be completed we have to go back

 No.889279

>>889268
nah i prefer 07 but i might settle for the big 6

 No.889280

we can drop you off in 07 on our way back to 06 or you can just come to 06 with us and wait it out

 No.889281

my eyes are not set on the rear view mirror but whats in front of me

 No.889282

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 No.889283

File: 1550471500470.png (1.44 MB, 1800x1000, 1534128952553.png)

the future is bright youll need some ramune

 No.889284

why are people so willing to become monsters in the resident evil universe

 No.889285

their fear of god and most of all themselves

 No.889286

File: 1550471934952.jpg (57.32 KB, 480x480, ftfnxuib2fg21.jpg)


 No.889287


 No.889288

no no NO sucessful people cant be that young its not possible

 No.889289

hes older than me

 No.889290

hehe at least i chinmog and jawmog him not to mention his weak zygos

 No.889291

what do you mean hes older than you youngnorm hes 14

 No.889292

he was 14 in 2008 idiot

 No.889293

everyone on hima is capable of similar feats if they apply themselves you all have the intellect

 No.889294

indeed it is true that im in the top percentile of humanity intelligence wise im just missing the charm so i cant monetize it

 No.889295

incapable of achieving anything speak for yourself

 No.889296

wonder how many more years will pass before i take the first step towards starting my real life

 No.889297

just took the plastic ear rest covers on my glasses holy flip this is so much better its not so soft since its metal but less annoying bulk

 No.889298

reading some wataten reviews on mal and laughing hard

 No.889299

going insane staring at a pic of myself turt what have you done to me

 No.889300

flip this accursed vessel ive been confined to

 No.889301

not him but its important for you to stare until its burned into your mind you need to be aware of your form

 No.889302

wish i was basted

 No.889303

maybe you can be when your real life begins

 No.889304

out of breath eating my sandwich

 No.889305


 No.889306

feelin it

 No.889307

always raged because they sucked at the maze

 No.889308

hima help my unlawful desires have escalated into the conspiracy stage

 No.889309

what does that mean

 No.889310

what should i get for moms bday

 No.889311

applebees gift card

 No.889312

no

 No.889313

time for bed wish me luck

 No.889314

same
goodnight

 No.889315

guess its my shift to guard hima alone sigh dont sleep too long

 No.889316

im up drinkin hard

 No.889317

flip you scared me

 No.889318


 No.889319


 No.889320

wish i was indian

 No.889321

why

 No.889322

cant sleep for more than 4 hours sigh doushio

 No.889323

hey hima time to grind that paper

 No.889324

>>889322
you need a weighted blankie

 No.889325

mmm no i need a daki

 No.889326

coughing up some phlegm

 No.889327

File: 1550498418957.png (364.49 KB, 904x1300, b.png)


 No.889328

the new date a live episode is fun
they get rid of shido and it turns into naruto with shabs and origami has to kill tohka to get a mangekyou sharingan

 No.889329

haet misaka worst

 No.889330

cant believe i have zero chance of being a progamer because i wasnt born korean

 No.889331

>>889327
crazy to think that real girls are none of those things

 No.889332

have you ever talked to a real girl

 No.889333

define real

 No.889334

call me the nightmancer

 No.889335

File: 1550504077336.jpg (119.41 KB, 874x1405, __pas_black_haired_catperson_original_drawn_by….jpg)

birl

 No.889336

kamisama soredeha hidoi nari

 No.889337

>>889335
thats a woman

 No.889338

where are her breasts

 No.889339

at first i thought girls were nice then i thought they were just normal but as an adult i now realize that they are simply pure evil

 No.889340

File: 1550505481027.mp4 (1.62 MB, kitty.mp4)


 No.889341

have to put kitty down this week dont post them

 No.889342

make some kitty soup

 No.889343

heard cat tastes bad

 No.889344

wouldnt recommend it

 No.889345

sopa de macaco

 No.889346

>>889340
what type of kitty is that and where do i buy one

 No.889347

>>889341
dont do it

 No.889348

>>889341
big sigh is it the cage kitty

 No.889349

>>889331
the series is about girls faking that outside but being evil

 No.889350

>>889340
what the heck i thught that was my cat and someone from my family found hima on my pc and uploaded that my kitty snoozed under her blankie all weekend and she looks like that a bit but her dark fur is a little lighter besides that its uncanny

 No.889351

pic

 No.889352

gonno beat kitty

 No.889353

die

 No.889354

tried adopting a kitty but the people at the shelter turned me down

 No.889355

hate cats but love them too

 No.889356

i kill #thecat

 No.889357

going to become a desperado

 No.889358

sigh the plains are calling me

 No.889359


 No.889360

made some red beans and rice with sausage and lamb think im gonno have a lot of leftovers

 No.889361

https://m.weibo.cn/status/4341197633680433?#&video
nice chinks leaking the newest champion

 No.889362

is that not just kayle and morg?
well the kayle looks like enough of a rework it may as well be new hero

 No.889363

ban

 No.889364

long snoozed

 No.889365

*unzips panties*

 No.889366

braces are cutting the inside of my lips hima it hurts

 No.889367

rip them our dentistry is for norms

 No.889368

take out the braces and start eating raw meat and mewing daily instead

 No.889369

nothing norm about adult braces

 No.889370

sigh woke up again

 No.889371

the sleeper has awakened

 No.889372

how do i mew

 No.889373

hehehe

 No.889374

i already meow daily

 No.889375

File: 1550516608849.jpg (Spoiler Image, 537.89 KB, 2048x1082, 01.jpg)


 No.889376

if your image has a male in it make it a pretty boy thats non threatening please

 No.889377

im mewing hard

 No.889378

enjoying this evenings coolth and satokos armpit banner

 No.889379

>>889376
nice shotaspermer

 No.889380

oh you misunderstand i just mean i cant self insert as a big ugly brute and i can only jo as self inserting

 No.889381

youre not supposed to self insert as the man

 No.889382

i cant self insert a a watcher i dont like ntr

 No.889383

cant self insert because i cant imagine myself having sex

 No.889384

same just another thing cels are denied

 No.889385

im not real

 No.889386

fox 3

 No.889387

just recalled a vintage hima joke

 No.889388

post your mal account here so i can add you

 No.889389

File: 1550520618453.png (1.28 MB, 750x1333, __nekomusume_and_nekomusume_gegege_no_kitarou_….png)


 No.889390

whats she doing

 No.889391

mewing

 No.889392

wish i was charming like luke

 No.889393

spent all day at work searching cars and got myself into a rage

 No.889394

woke up hi

 No.889395

caught mom looking at my old baby photos

 No.889396

post em

 No.889397

nah flip you perv youll probably jerk it to them

 No.889398

so

 No.889399

only seen one flippable infant before in my life

 No.889400

im done with ff14 i cant be bothered to learn a new game it seems alright though

 No.889401

quitter

 No.889402

funny to think the girl has no idea that im sperming to her hehe

 No.889403

to rope or to cope that is the question

 No.889404

feel like i look fine from the front but im incel extreme from the side

 No.889405

mindblowing how every girl in existence has been spermed to at least once no matter how gross they are

 No.889406

have to get the cam out to check how ugly i am from the side always surprising how bad it is

 No.889407

maybe if i went back to 2006 and did things over i wouldnt be so ugly

 No.889408

im home trying to call an uber for mom and after three cancelations the guy finally gets there and shes not there and she cant find the guy or should i say dodesnt bother to walk for 5 seconds looking around and now hes driving all the way around the blockto get her and on his way back hes going to stop by sis school and pick her up meanwhile she calls me saying shes going to walk back home but i refuse to fucking cancel it again so i told her by allah girl if that uber gets there and youre not there waiting i will beat you to death

 No.889409

girl in the op too cute

 No.889410

you cant beat mom or touch mom or hurt mom in anyway hima will stop you

 No.889411

why cant she order her own ubers

 No.889412

she has no money

 No.889413

why is she taking uber then

 No.889414

youve gotta get the cam out to get yourself from the front too the mirror is inaccurate and gives you a better looking version of yourself

 No.889415

i look fine from the front on the cam

 No.889416

pretty sure its my jaw gonno start mewing hard

 No.889417

>>889413
high heels cant walk

 No.889418

>>889405
that isnt true

 No.889419


 No.889420

gonno buy a big pack of gum

 No.889421

never chewed gum ever since i was told a story as a child about how someone dislocated their jaw chewing gum

 No.889422

>>889419
gonno become a juggalo

 No.889423

youve gotta trigger depersonalization and get a cam everything else is inaccurate

 No.889424

wonder if a girl has ever spermed to me

 No.889425

havent chewed gum in years but i gotta do whatever it takes to fix my face

 No.889426

ya

 No.889427

how do i inform mom im too ugly to seek employment

 No.889428

watching hampton brandon thats how i would want to behave if i were a norm

 No.889429

File: 1550529574279.jpg (297.08 KB, 1628x532, allsmall.jpg)

a phones front camera is 5mm

 No.889430

my neetcut may also be partially to blame

 No.889431

get my hair cut once a year

 No.889432

same and i cut it myself been years since i paid for a haircut

 No.889433

shave my own head

 No.889434

theres no reason not to cut your own hair barbers are a scame

 No.889435

my life is a kind of hell briefly interrupted by orgasms

 No.889436

last time i got my hair cut the fat roast said you dont get your hair cut often do you

 No.889437

wont need to get my hair cut soon going to be even balder and my hair will matter even less than it does now

 No.889439

love my shitty neet long hair

 No.889440


 No.889441

gonno stop using my chair and just stand up all day on my computer

 No.889442

get a standing desk

 No.889443

get a standnorming desk

 No.889444

sitting is the new smoking

 No.889445


 No.889446

are the norms going to stop me from sitting now too

 No.889447

could watch an anime ep on 24min instead of watching that vid

 No.889448

love long haired boys

 No.889449

love anime and manga

 No.889450

get a really low desk and sit seiza

 No.889451

and i dont seem to understand

 No.889452

i really want to that

 No.889453


 No.889454

thank god every day that i dont have crohns disease

 No.889455

rivring room kage

 No.889456

>>889453
hehe watched this the other day

 No.889457

File: 1550530856359-0.png (72.24 KB, 935x667, birth.PNG)

File: 1550530856359-1.png (155.7 KB, 1675x704, defeat.PNG)

elitist flipping xenophobic chinks i just wanted to share music

 No.889458

post rate is too high

 No.889459

chinks have no soul and nanking did not happen

 No.889460

laughing hard hehe aris is baste

 No.889461

hate chinks

 No.889462

need some food starving here hima not sure what i want to eat though

 No.889463

the act of consumption is evil you should derive all of your nutrients from the atmosphere

 No.889464

how

 No.889465


 No.889466

>>889462
cant go wrong with a nice curry

 No.889467

wish i had some curry

 No.889468

>>889465
had to leave this one a "Dislike" never liked inuyasha rurouni kenshin and yu yu hakusho were better

 No.889469

sis said im just like sesshoumaru

 No.889470

mom is depriving me of food its over hima she no longer tolerates my presence

 No.889471

mom is always trying to fatten me up

 No.889472


 No.889473

its true

 No.889474

might end up becoming a lich

 No.889475

wish i was kagome

 No.889476

fool

 No.889477

spermed to kagome one too many times

 No.889478

wish i was kagome to maybe thats my real life

 No.889479

as a man you should instead desire the strength to defeat your enemies

 No.889480

no thats wrong you should desire to be loved and protected by someone with that strength

 No.889481

sigh just want someone to make me curry here and there is that too much to ask for

 No.889482

you should wish to be inuyasha or sesshomaru instead

 No.889483

wrong

 No.889484

im basically exactly like sesshoumaru but at the same time im also a lot like naraku

 No.889485

should i buy a weighted blankie

 No.889486

dont call it a blankie act your age you are a man of poise and dignity

 No.889487

yeah

 No.889488

wrap yourself up in the blankie and be at peace

 No.889489

im not a man

 No.889490


 No.889491

love piling on the blankets and quilts and having a nice jo in my cocoon

 No.889492

you wont be able to wake up if you sleep underneath a weighted blanket

 No.889493

mom is loitering in the kitchen again flip

 No.889494

why cant mom just stay in her room like i do

 No.889495

new know your land

 No.889496

things would be better if everyone was a shut in and you could walk around without seeing anyone sigh

 No.889497

cant watch a video published by a jawcel its too distracting

 No.889498

moms making salads and chicken for dinner

 No.889499

instantly rage when i see a norm with those stupid ear stretchers especially if its a man

 No.889500

what do you mean

 No.889501

what gives unattractive norms the audacity to pollute public spaces with their anatomical inferiority

 No.889502

>>889495
nice plant twink

 No.889503

weighted blanket is too expensive its not fair

 No.889504

the benefits outweigh the cost here

 No.889505

its meant for children with autism not grown men who are at the age where they should have families and careers

 No.889506

i think a prospective gf might appreciate the weighted blankie

 No.889507

you only have to buy it once its worth it

 No.889508

weighted blankie are for everyone

 No.889509

sigh i want one

 No.889510

milk has stretched earlobes

 No.889511

miss when scene kids were everywhere they make me tardlaugh hard

 No.889512

sail to the stars on your shining desires reasons there are none when all is said and done it amounts to just the same

 No.889513

milk is an organic substance consumed by developing mammals

 No.889514

didnt know milg was still alive

 No.889515

milgggggggggg

 No.889516

if milk posted on hima again would the other girls get jealous

 No.889517

File: 1550534082594.mp4 (1.04 MB, crunch munch munch crunch.mp4)


 No.889518

holy flip mom invited a mogger i can hear his deep booming voice from down the hall i am sick of this i will not be oppressed in my own home

 No.889519

>>889517
hate her so much

 No.889520

maybe hes a 5'3 chinlet with thin wrists who just happens to have a deep voice

 No.889521

member when milg got jealous of pygmas attention hehe

 No.889522

miiiilllggggggg

 No.889523


 No.889524

no one on hima knows who pygma is

 No.889525

i do

 No.889526

File: 1550534212561.jpg (46.43 KB, 549x488, 1323934455379.jpg)


 No.889527

File: 1550534232193.png (157.4 KB, 255x234, milq.png)

pasted pigma

 No.889528

does milg have a twitter i forgot she existed after warosu died

 No.889529


 No.889530

File: 1550534308212.jpg (Spoiler Image, 410.32 KB, 1200x1600, 1323933616407.jpg)


 No.889531

oh it never changed

 No.889532

>>889530
volcel if you wouldnt

 No.889533

hehe shes into splatoon

 No.889534

used to find that pic revolting now i can appreciate her nice firm supple breasts

 No.889535

shes the splatoonposter

 No.889536

File: 1550534466932.jpg (Spoiler Image, 369.74 KB, 1200x1600, 1323933748697.jpg)


 No.889537


 No.889538

hope nobody noticed that contradiction how embarrassing thought it meant something else hehe

 No.889539

>>889532
volincel

 No.889540

hehe gonno splat now

 No.889541

sigh

 No.889542

$400 to save a 12 year old cat im gonno rage

 No.889543

where is the gofundme campaign to liberate me from poverty

 No.889544

the cat is 12 years old let it die in peace

 No.889545

12 is nothing its got like 5 years left

 No.889546

cats live up to 35 and 400 bucks is literally nothing

 No.889547

blow my mind thinking about how much aftercon sex milk and pigma have had during the mid 2000s until now while i spent my life doing jack shite

 No.889548

get the cage

 No.889549

wish i was a cat id be dead by now

 No.889550

>>889545
its got 1 month left according to the page

 No.889551

tokike posted a couple of times about going to cons and using drugs with strangers including girls theyre all a bunch of animals i tell ya

 No.889552

hope pygma didnt have any disturbing fetishes

 No.889553

went to a con once in high school didnt talk to anyone or attend any events and went home after a few hours

 No.889554

norm

 No.889555

i went to one once too it was lame as hell

 No.889556

norm

 No.889557

knew i was the only one on hima who isnt a norm

 No.889558


 No.889559

my greatest desire in this world is to turn into one of those oblivious type autistics who love going to cons with their retarded friends and eating pocky and weebing out in public

 No.889560

dont think theres ever been a con in my city

 No.889561

still wouldnt fit in if i did that i know it

 No.889562

enjoying the evenings coolth

 No.889563

>>889559
die nerdnorm wannabe

 No.889564

wouldnt mind some pocky and ramune rn

 No.889565

rnnorm

 No.889566

ramune is gross rather pound back a nice glass of dr pepper

 No.889567

stop drinking soda

 No.889568

my greatest desire defies human comprehension it will only be possible once this world transcends language and imagery and even then it isnt a guarantee

 No.889569

id rather have some strong zero

 No.889570

thanks for reminding me about pygma gonno jerk it to the rest of the pics in my pygma smut folder

 No.889571

chocolate milk a liter a day keeps the doctor away heck ya

 No.889572


 No.889573

why

 No.889574

File: 1550535254815.jpg (90.45 KB, 720x1049, 1533739929471.jpg)

u mad incels

 No.889575

yes

 No.889576

he has quite the lovely set of nipples

 No.889577

ban

 No.889578

>>889574
nice kripp

 No.889579

File: 1550535485169.jpg (369.78 KB, 1000x731, beauty and the beast.jpg)

its sort of a passive hobby of mine to imagine what girls would look like as boys and vice versa a lot of guys out there that are considered ugly as men would be considered attractive as women life sure isnt fair just look at milk if she was male she would have roped years ago

 No.889580

i wanna snap milk

 No.889581

hate that stupid pigeontoe thing girls do to try and look cute it enrages me

 No.889582

gonno stand around pigeon toed from now on

 No.889583

milg would still be on hima if she were a boy

 No.889584

hate cosmopolitan girls they are not pure and therefore should not wear dresses

 No.889585

there was a girl in high school that was pigeon toed and it caused her other issues because she did sports stuff she wasnt trying to be cute

 No.889586

i like her boots

 No.889587

what does brad have that i dont why cant i have a milky gf

 No.889588

youre cel hes not thats just how it is

 No.889589

you dont have the lms

 No.889590

am i really all the things that are outside of me

 No.889591

listening to some nico

 No.889592

out of all 25+ girls milg is one i wouldnt mind dating

 No.889593

25 yo i mean

 No.889594

you dont know how to do things with a girl

 No.889595

milg

 No.889596

milk cant be that old no

 No.889597

dont get what it means for a modern band to draw inspiration from the velvet underground see that comparison invoked in reviews all the time are they referring to recording techniques composition instrumentation or what

 No.889598

all i know is if i were a musician and emulated the style of a group that existed 60 years ago id consider myself a failure

 No.889599

help i cant stop emulating composers from hundreds of years ago oooooog

 No.889600

music reviews profane the sacred they take the ineffable beauty of sound and try to capture it with words and a rating out of 10 i hate it

 No.889601

theres nothing original left your best bet is to mix and match good bands and copy everything

 No.889602

>>889596
shes 28

 No.889603

why are the weighted blankies so light there are none full of lead like an xray vest you could get the added benefit of shielding from the cias irradiation experiments while you snooze

 No.889604

velvet underground are the biggest meme the music industry ever pulled

 No.889605

maybe youre just too dumb to understand them

 No.889606


 No.889607

i agree right down to that very banana have to give them credit where its due

 No.889608

remembered my uncles booming voice he was like 6'4 and wore giant shoes whenever he laughed you could feel the vibrations in the air

 No.889609

great men command respect

 No.889610

i dont deserve respect i give it all away to my superiors

 No.889611

File: 1550536793022.jpg (91.59 KB, 266x518, 003.jpg)

ugh boys are the worst

 No.889612

File: 1550536800220.jpg (94.34 KB, 702x1024, cc40cf9c98491283a0dfe40923f84e37-clint-walker-….jpg)

>>889608
sounds like he was a mans man

 No.889613

does anyone want to open an lgs with me

 No.889614

a what

 No.889615

a local game store

 No.889616

not really he liked electronics he convinced my mom to buy me a computer when i was like 6 though he wasnt a pushover he was a contractor liked driving his truck

 No.889617

lgs bleed money they are awful business choices

 No.889618

but it could be fun

 No.889619

lets open a bakery instead

 No.889620

they make money most from drinks and snacks and break even of cards and games

 No.889621

a neetorium where neets can live in peace with grants from the community as we undergo our neet studies

 No.889622

>>889619
i cant wake up early what about a night bakery where we bake the bread in the afternoon

 No.889623

milg worked on a bakery for years she will man it during the day and you at night

 No.889624

i want to eat milks bread

 No.889625

i want some of milgs bread too we could munch on it and play splatoon while giggling

 No.889626

why would a doggess like milg waste time with you

 No.889627

why wouldnt she im a nice guy

 No.889628

nice guys finish last

 No.889629

the money and the power the power and the money

 No.889630

hate power why do norms obsess over it

 No.889631

theyre insecure

 No.889632

power is necessary to manipulate your surroundings and defend yourself

 No.889633

anyone want to be my ffxiv gf or bf

 No.889634

die mmoteen

 No.889635

ill start playing when shadowbringers comes out you can wait right

 No.889636

ya

 No.889637

anyone want to be my rs bf

 No.889638

sure

 No.889639

would be interesting to live in a time where japan is amidst a civil war its bound to happen someday

 No.889640

that was the inuyasha days

 No.889641

history repeats

 No.889642

>>889639
youd die

 No.889643

would be interesting to live in inkopolis

 No.889644

it would be terrible the squid girls would dominate you and make you do whatever they wanted

 No.889645

that would be the life

 No.889646

we must resist female rule

 No.889647

squids

 No.889648

glad the birl queer is gone

 No.889649

i like birls

 No.889650

birlnorm

 No.889651

out of wine already im crying

 No.889652

sigh mom killed the cat while i was sleeping

 No.889653

apartment is shaping up nice hima built a small loft and a reading area

 No.889654

raging at the word loft

 No.889655

sorry to hear about the cat almost forgot to reply to that i was so excited about my apartment

 No.889656

normpartment

 No.889657


 No.889658

hate bugs

 No.889659

same i fear their intelligence

 No.889660

>>889657
hehe that scream

 No.889661

getting stinkbugs here its the middle of winter for crying out loud

 No.889662

love stinkbugs they remind me of myself

 No.889663

hoo boy chicken breast broccoli and rice

 No.889664

>>889657
love these flippers theyre the most baste bug

 No.889665

8th step of this flipping master clue is fighter torso goddamnit raging hard

 No.889666

>>889664
theyre disgusting & gross

 No.889667

not much of a birl guy but i do enjoy a nice boli

 No.889668

>>889652
what the hell why how is it the caged cat

 No.889669

what do you mean you dont have a fighter torso

 No.889670

>>889663
phew nice

 No.889671

of course not why would i have one

 No.889672

barbarian assault is fun

 No.889673

im lonely

 No.889674

it pinches hard only did it once for the diary might as well go all the way now

 No.889675

how

 No.889676

anyone want to play barbarian assault

 No.889677

give me a bond and i will do any role

 No.889678


 No.889679

hey

 No.889680

i cant im going to bed soon
lets do some barbarian assaults tomorrow but a bit earlier

 No.889681


 No.889682

im gonno say the n word

 No.889683


 No.889684

im flipping PISSED mom went and ate at mcdonalds and didnt bring me anything back

 No.889685

you could do without fast food for a day tubby

 No.889686

better fast food than frozen food

 No.889687

why would you want mcdonalds

 No.889688

dont body shame

 No.889689

try and stop me fatnorm

 No.889690

cook your own food

 No.889691

im twig

 No.889692

File: 1550543261756.jpg (88.91 KB, 750x537, evm__750x537.jpg)

dont get why you wouldnt want mcdonalds havent you had a big mac

 No.889693

rather have noodles

 No.889694

for me its the mcchicken

 No.889695

get some mcribs

 No.889696

File: 1550543739417.jpg (400.28 KB, 700x568, 1522383750426.jpg)


 No.889697

>>889681
should i fire up anthem

 No.889698

dont know how you fatsos cant feel disgust while eating fast food and soda except dr pepper

 No.889699

File: 1550544033789.jpg (145.93 KB, 1200x675, DyLy-s0V4AAPjYm.jpg)

very grateful for my 10 hour trial

 No.889700

what the hell is anthem

 No.889701

havent had mcdonalds in 15 years every time i go near one i feel like puking

 No.889702

probably been 3 or 4 years for me i dont mind the food but its so overpriced and its easy to make something that tastes better for less money so theres no reason to go

 No.889703

gonno need a big fat cup of coffee hima

 No.889704

mcdonalds is cheap

 No.889705

>>889700
if you have to ask you arent a true gamer

 No.889706

not for what you get

 No.889707

povertynorm

 No.889708

where is everyone

 No.889709

im here

 No.889710

scared to post after last nights fiasco

 No.889711

holy flip just took a vid of myself with my hair pulled back now im certain my neetcut is my limiting factor

 No.889712

>>889703
heck ya

 No.889713

going to watch some isis beheadings

 No.889714

dont

 No.889715

what happened last night i dont remember a fiasco

 No.889716

you are one of the fortunate

 No.889717

huh

 No.889718

is this some discord teen thing

 No.889719

cant distinguish last night from 4 hours ago everything is a blur

 No.889720

dont you remember the massive raid

 No.889721

no

 No.889722

uhh no probably ignored it

 No.889723

proud of not being a true gamer

 No.889724

oog game ooog

 No.889725

dont take gaming away from me its all im good at please

 No.889726

rarely feel the urge to game anymore its a whole lot of busywork after i realized most games consist of 90% tedium and only a limited amount of fun parts

 No.889727

been having tons of fun playing mtg recently

 No.889728

playing more games than ever lately loving splatoon and ffxiv and resident evil

 No.889729

what games are you good at

 No.889730

diablo 2

 No.889731

that is not a game that is a fully fledged artistic experience

 No.889732

oooooooooooog diablo

 No.889733

sigh gonno end it

 No.889734

best game ever made hima crying even thinking about how good it is

 No.889735

never played diablo before can we still be friends

 No.889736

yeah but you have to try it at some point

 No.889737

someone stream it

 No.889738

if you want to be my ffxiv bf or gf you have to play a ladder season

 No.889739

dying for an ice cold glass of water right now

 No.889740

are you sure youre not just looking for a friend normally you wouldnt be ok with having either a bf or gf you have to choose one

 No.889741

ill be your gf please

 No.889742

whats a ladder season

 No.889743

File: 1550547892956.jpg (518.63 KB, 1280x720, zelda-botw-08.jpg)

gonno go play botw

 No.889744

okay you have to play a cute character though thats important in ffxiv

 No.889745

wait you said youd wait for me in shadowbringers you cant betray me that quickly

 No.889746

nice final fantasy harem

 No.889747

i didnt think anyone else was replying

 No.889748

File: 1550548299200.png (457.13 KB, 385x777, unknown.png)


 No.889749

sigh wish i looked like that

 No.889750

your body is good enough be thankful for it

 No.889751

your self worth comes must be cultivated in your interior no the exterior

 No.889752

my interior is falling apart

 No.889753

sigh me too sis

 No.889754

put some clothes on its cold in foundation silly

 No.889755

ok sorry

 No.889756

die pie eating contestants

 No.889757

where

 No.889758

doko

 No.889759

hima is nothing but discordteens at this point

 No.889760

never used discord before

 No.889761

what happened to isis anyway cant remember the last major headline

 No.889762

File: 1550549230242.mp3 (8 MB, Mitchie M feat. Hatsune Miku - ニュース 39.mp3)


 No.889763

the opening sounded like mario kart music thanks for sharing its a lively little tune

 No.889764

newsu 3 9

 No.889765

trump defeated isis

 No.889766

>>889761
they got beaten

 No.889767

anyone want to see a picture of my apartment its in lavender beds

 No.889768


 No.889769


 No.889770

ran out of jenkem

 No.889771

jenkem isnt real

 No.889772

wrong

 No.889773

prove it

 No.889774

post the picture

 No.889775

learned how to make bombs with household materials using totse publications

 No.889776

most people on hima werent born when totse existed

 No.889777

i refuse to believe that

 No.889778

i was born in 1994

 No.889779

there was a time when 90s norms were banned on sight those of us born in the 80s occupy the top of himas hierarchy and can destroy you at any time but choose to be merciful never forget that

 No.889780

dumb 80s kid ive been a neet since the 70s

 No.889781

gross no one born in the 80s will be under 30 by the end of this year

 No.889782

cant believe turt is going to be 30 later this year

 No.889783

was turt born in 89

 No.889784

chugged down like 3 glasses of water that was transformative feeling like a million bucks now

 No.889785


 No.889786

born in 89 myself

 No.889787

whens your birthday

 No.889788

89er here

 No.889789

gonno shower

 No.889790

just turned 30 sigh my life is over

 No.889791

whats it feel like

 No.889792

did it ever truly begin

 No.889793

30 isnt even halfway through im guessing my real life starts at 40

 No.889794

near the end of the year still going to be 29 for a few more months

 No.889795

wish i was still young sprightly and full of vigor like nb

 No.889796

30 is halfway through

 No.889797

>>889795
im not young

 No.889798

i plan to live to at least 90 maybe more if they invent the immortality pill

 No.889799

norms wont allow the cels to take the immortality pill

 No.889800

the big stretch is to make it to 2100

 No.889801

only cels will be allowed to take it otherwise we risk overpopulation

 No.889802

really hope i dont make it to 2100 that would be the worst fate i can imagine

 No.889803

why would that be bad

 No.889804

im gonno live for 10000 years

 No.889805

just imagine how good ray tracing will be fleshed out and well had 4k 240hz monitors and 500 mbs internet speeds its gonno be a blast

 No.889806

sigh what happened to my jawline

 No.889807

looking forward to real vr that plugs right into your brain and gives you all the sensations and everything

 No.889808

wish i had a subordinate to indoctrinate with my beliefs values and preferences

 No.889809

thinking about transitioning

 No.889810

no idea what ray tracing or mbs is

 No.889811

watch and learn its only the next forefront of in game graphics technology

 No.889812

hate gamers

 No.889813

>>889809
i hope you mean transitioning from proprietary to a freedom respecting os

 No.889814

wish to sperm but dont want to jerk it

 No.889815


 No.889816

did you remember to scrub behind the ears

 No.889817

yeh

 No.889818

File: 1550554590662.png (130.08 KB, 699x1100, DeathNote-01-001-11.png)

thought i wouldve been this successful

 No.889819

i could have been like light if i wasnt smart but lazy

 No.889820

why the flip am i seeing the velvet underground being paired with guys like sigmund freud whats so special about these guys

 No.889821

goig to sleep

 No.889822

nothing its a meme

 No.889823

forget that question
i really dont know a lot of musicians and bands

 No.889824

velvet underground are baste

 No.889825

whos julian cope he looks like a freak and why would you have cope as a surname

 No.889826

who cares

 No.889827

cope

 No.889828

im bautta rope

 No.889829

cope is the greatest insult of mankind so far

 No.889830

forgot jiraiya was dead and wondered why he hasnt shown up in boruto sigh

 No.889831

File: 1550556719176.jpg (49.15 KB, 459x700, 2lfu2h2q9fe01.jpg)


 No.889832

rope or cope

 No.889833

groace

 No.889834

i remember that stuff sickening to look at

 No.889835

im sickening to look at

 No.889836

it was baste

 No.889837

nah it wasnt

 No.889838

what ffxiv food should i try making in my slow cooker

 No.889839

alligator salad

 No.889840

>>889837
it was

 No.889841

never was never will be

 No.889842

hungry gonan eat

 No.889843

eat my ass

 No.889844

damn good day on ffxiv got through a few story dungeons and started working on my squadron to take into dungeons and then the hidden gorge pvp mode is a lot of fun

 No.889845

poor guy

 No.889846

File: 1550561794701.webm (3.83 MB, 853x480, 1550456751390.webm)


 No.889847

mom said no mewing at the dinner table

 No.889848

File: 1550562651005.jpg (140.4 KB, 696x1200, 1550561652356.jpg)


 No.889849

>>889831
you can make this with normal ketchup and some blue food coloring but the green stuff isnt so simple

 No.889850

what the hell it was discontinued in 2008 just take me back

 No.889851

bed time hima wish me luck

 No.889852

File: 1550563072148.jpg (76.3 KB, 640x640, Dzf3Y1YVsAAIlOA.jpg)

used to fantasize about going to the past

 No.889853

rest well

 No.889854

wish i had a weighted blankie

 No.889855

>>889852
i still fantasize about it a lot spend a good hour each night fantasizing about different stuff like that

 No.889856

>>889852
normer

 No.889857


 No.889858

File: 1550566167966.jpeg (Spoiler Image, 526.98 KB, 1024x1024, download.jpeg)


 No.889859

they had their lives stolen from them

 No.889860

>>889857
i dont get it its just a picture of me

 No.889861

File: 1550568603591.jpeg (653.4 KB, 1024x1024, download (1).jpeg)


 No.889862

>>889852
every time i daydream about that it ends with me getting executed for being a witch

 No.889863

hate when people underestimate us witches

 No.889864

dreamed the next 3 hima threads were battler threads im not even battler girl

 No.889865

just like if you get a battler banner its a very bad omen for the future you may need to sleep with the lights on

 No.889866

is that a goblin

 No.889867

they call me copernicus

 No.889868

getting gaming neck pain

 No.889869


 No.889870


 No.889871

at work hows it going

 No.889872

wish i was pathetic enough to get a gf

 No.889873


 No.889874

everyones at work sigh

 No.889875


 No.889876

creepy

 No.889877

mornin hima gonno shower and mew

 No.889878

im at work mewing

 No.889879

loving this new direction hima is taking all these positive vibes and striving for physical and mental discipline were all going to be jacked scientists with chiseled jawlines and multiple phds in computer engineering and artificial intelligence

 No.889880

we will lead the world into a new era of prosperity and leave the corrupt decaying world constructed by the norms behind and master our own future

 No.889881

i just want to barbarian assault

 No.889882

i just want to leave humanity behind

 No.889883

skip the scape and xiv instead

 No.889884

>>889881
ill play later

 No.889885

lets do some assaults when i get home from work

 No.889886

hehe cant wait

 No.889887

File: 1550593286497.jpg (4.7 MB, 2500x3536, 47e4fc97ea3b9a0c659553320734d125.jpg)


 No.889888

we of hima will be at the forefront of the push for a world beyond language and imagery this is what i have foreseen in my visions

 No.889889

any chinks here

 No.889890

sigh feeling so blessed to be a member of this wonderful community my emotions are overflowing each one of you is a witty determined kind and reliable person with endless potential

 No.889891

im tard

 No.889892

File: 1550593710468.png (155.59 KB, 540x291, The Tiananmen Square protests of 1989 天安門大屠殺.png)

>>889889
not anymore

 No.889893

im incel

 No.889894

feeling inspired

 No.889895

was going to not skip then saw how many posts there are and skipped im really sorry havent been doing well for days hima i missed you

 No.889896

its great to have you back

 No.889897

im chink

 No.889898

dont even joke about that ill flipping end you if theres one thing i cant stand its chinks on hima

 No.889899

why havent you been doing well

 No.889900

dont wanna talk about it sigh just been playing mabi and doing nothing else

 No.889901

got a nice neet reek going on

 No.889902

you have to tell us or we cant help you recover

 No.889903

wish i knew how to play mabi

 No.889904

im chink

 No.889905

what do you mean how to play mabi its NOT complicated

 No.889906

nice nexonteens

 No.889907

wikipedia is telling me that mabi is a type of beverage

 No.889908

im mabitard

 No.889909

im not smart enough for mmos other than scape

 No.889910

stop playing korean games

 No.889911

showers free time for a dip

 No.889912

theres nothing else like mabi it gets a free pass

 No.889913

fire up some ffxiv instead and join the hima free company

 No.889914

im not trans sorry

 No.889915

cant wait to do dungeons with the hima fc in shadowbringers

 No.889916

die transphobe

 No.889917

dab on freaks

 No.889918


 No.889919

we could even buy a hima mansion in ffxiv and all get our separate rooms and hang out there while posting on hima

 No.889920

how about a real mansion

 No.889921

you have to work towards something attainable we could become a ffxiv fc with a mansion and friend dungeons and friend pvp groups

 No.889922

>>889918
love this one

 No.889923

hope metroid prime 4 is an mmo

 No.889924

im chozo

 No.889925

mom said i will never be complete without knowing the embrace of a woman

 No.889926

id hug you in ffxiv before and after dungeons

 No.889927

your mom will never listen to nanahira or toromi shes a dumb bitch

 No.889928

dont say that about mom

 No.889929

going to show mom some of denpas greatest hits to educate her

 No.889930

mom asked me why i was listening to japanese music for children

 No.889931


 No.889932

there is nothing arousing about that video

 No.889933

sorry i just wanted to fit in

 No.889934

i am fully aroused

 No.889935

hope runeheal is doing alright

 No.889936

how can a body move at the speed of light and still find itself in such a rut

 No.889937

he roped because of bfa

 No.889938

File: 1550603262457.jpg (139.34 KB, 1280x720, really_makes_u_think.jpg)


 No.889939


 No.889940

gonno snooze

 No.889941

>>889938
pmako loved this anime

 No.889942

File: 1550603853014.jpg (134.58 KB, 1158x1502, __shidare_hotaru_dagashi_kashi_drawn_by_kotoya….jpg)

can never get enough of hotaruns big boobies

 No.889943

the sleeper has awakened

 No.889944

arent they too big its scary

 No.889945

File: 1550604367581.jpeg (164.06 KB, 683x1024, mz1296_1024x1024.jpeg)


 No.889946

you shouldnt be intimidated by breasts unless you are a girl

 No.889947

nice honkers

 No.889948

hate big boobs

 No.889949

milk truk just arrive

 No.889950

>>889948
whats to hate

 No.889951

hate feeling ugly and inadequate whenever im near some stupid boob monster

 No.889952

>>889946
but theyre powerful what if you mess up near them

 No.889953

forget it all and play ffxiv with me then you never have to feel inadequate

 No.889954

>>889950
always imagine how much theyll sag when shes older

 No.889955

everything sags when youre older

 No.889956

ya but if theyre smaller theyll sag less

 No.889957

mom said i rejected the nipple

 No.889958

dislike boobs

 No.889959

File: 1550605200538.png (1.48 MB, 1950x1400, 1550600337814.png)


 No.889960

>>889953
dont think my pc can run that

 No.889961

>>889958
EVERYONES GOT EM

 No.889962

love a nice flat chested child

 No.889963

same

 No.889964

the ped meme ended when pnig got arrested

 No.889965

hate peds

 No.889966

peds are baste

 No.889967

wish i was the only ped in the world

 No.889968

whys that

 No.889969

think ill jerk it to some kids right about now

 No.889970

dreamed that i was a chad

 No.889971

dreamed i got flipped in the ass it sucked

 No.889972

sorry

 No.889973

why do cools love getting their bhole flipped if it feels bad

 No.889974

it was an inconvenience just sitting there doing nothing but being buggered

 No.889975

whens himas tournament arc

 No.889976

no male wants to be flipped theyre just taking one for the team i think

 No.889977

going to delete all my vidya

 No.889978

nintendo sent me a valentines day email with toadette on it

 No.889979

did the ffxiv valentines instance yesterday the random and i were kinda compatible

 No.889980

dont talk about valentines

 No.889981

dont even notice events like valentines anymore neets have no sense of time dont know what day is it today either

 No.889982

it was the last day of the event and i stumbled on it while heading to the achievement guy in gridania lots of fun though loving ffxiv lately

 No.889983

never learned to tell time

 No.889984

days of the week have lost meaning ive seen through the construct of mondays and fridays

 No.889985


 No.889986

we neets got out the matrix

 No.889987

saturday is my favorite day of the week because it still evokes the feeling of carefree leisure from my schoolboy days

 No.889988

going to indulge in one last title before i dispose of my entire collection which game should it be hima

 No.889989

prefer mondays i feed off of the sadness that radiates worknorms when they realize they have to clock in for the next 5 days

 No.889990

downloaded tinder again got 8 matches today hehe

 No.889991

you are nothing but a callous insensitive parasite think about the sacrifices theyve made for neetkind

 No.889992

File: 1550608767889.jpeg (519.3 KB, 1100x1600, 00.jpeg)

phew

 No.889993

>>889990
die chadblog

 No.889994

>>889992
her head feet and lower legs are poorly drawn

 No.889995


 No.889996

ya so what

 No.889997

going to have to you ask to save and upload images of higher quality in the future

 No.889998


 No.889999

set my chair back reclining now bros

 No.890000

bundle up with a weighted blankie now too

 No.890001

nice relaxer gets

 No.890002

mindblowing that were almost at a million posts

 No.890003

>>889998
didnt know neetblog was so arrogant

 No.890004

File: 1550612605860.mp3 (1.53 MB, Duvet.mp3)


 No.890005

lets max comfort the cape is p good

 No.890006

we should all get the same tattoo

 No.890007

gross

 No.890008

can it be a bhole tattoo that way we can only know whos a himamate if we bugger one

 No.890009

>>890005
what perks does it give

 No.890010

that will never happen

 No.890011

wonder what a hima group pic would look like

 No.890012

cute cat girls in ffxiv

 No.890013


 No.890014

dont you mean scape

 No.890015

File: 1550614145513.jpg (344.71 KB, 500x500, Cover.jpg)


 No.890016

feel bad for the guy that plays a girl when he realizes that no one else is doing it and suddenly he looks honorless

 No.890017

thats me

 No.890018

whats honourless about that

 No.890019

itd be only acceptable to play a girl in a situation where everyone else are also girls and you cant be emasculated
but when youre the only one and everyone around you is a man suddenly you look like a flipslave

 No.890020

File: 1550614288483.jpg (74.07 KB, 660x440, 2f7417d411d17d5c4b51e3f93b90d820.jpg)

we must discover a cure to the disease known as ageing

 No.890021

>>890019
what about when youre the only guy and everyone else is playing a girl

 No.890022

nothing emasculating about playing a strong girl character what about when a girl plays a boy character

 No.890023

thatd never happen everyone would tell eachother to play girls but secretly be playing the only male so he could have a harem but wouldnt realize everyones doing it

 No.890024


 No.890025

dont know the difference between a tomboy and a reverse trap

 No.890026

File: 1550614484387.jpg (358.98 KB, 1600x1200, hima meet.jpg)


 No.890027

my hair is almost as long as the bottom right guys

 No.890028

you can tell that the tomboy is a girl

 No.890029

havin a coffee hima

 No.890030

final box of computer stuff came and they sent a bag of caramel m&ms with it

 No.890031

going to shave my head like kirsty hawkshaw

 No.890032

gonno grow a beard to hide my non existant jaw

 No.890033

File: 1550615059761.jpg (179.5 KB, 1450x2048, jump.jpg)


 No.890034

hehe so cute

 No.890035

normsugi

 No.890036

File: 1550615479987.jpg (166.01 KB, 1024x785, pic.jpg)

do girls really draw smut

 No.890037

they draw gross shit with ugly nipples and focusing on the bones and cum its no wonder they dont sell well

 No.890038

>>890020
are you sure its not just the fact that the pic on the right is completely fake her hair eyebrows eyelashes complexion everything is makeup

 No.890039

>>889942
im ready for season 3

 No.890040

File: 1550616016185.png (11.93 KB, 822x73, Capture.PNG)

nice sekimin

 No.890041


 No.890042

seki and his teenbros sticking to discord should be celebrated

 No.890043

girls are way depraved

 No.890044

just realized i left the door open for that jo sesh

 No.890045

your job application is intriguing but do you mind telling us what you do in your free time

oh i just spend hours looking at what people post on a certain discord server

mhm lovely well its been great talking to you

 No.890046

File: 1550616452426.jpg (169.64 KB, 884x1024, cute.jpg)


 No.890047

discordnorms

 No.890048

http://fascinatinghistory.blogspot.com/2005/06/emperor-elagabalus-teenage-pervert.html

if i went back in time i wonder if mine would be big enough for him

 No.890049

>>890045
i already have a job and its not shelf stacking

 No.890050

wish tranny freaks didnt exist

 No.890051

i dont mind them since they dont bother me
no one bothers me

 No.890052

wish no one bothered me

 No.890053

kitty is sniffing my chair

 No.890054

File: 1550617151692.jpg (707.69 KB, 1920x1080, __shima_rin_yurucamp_drawn_by_gc3__f77e19f8ddd….jpg)


 No.890055

shes acceidently showing her butt hehe

 No.890056

shes asking for it

 No.890057

uh why is the water brown

 No.890058

its contaminated

 No.890059

its river water

 No.890060

>>890056
shes not shes bathing peacefully stop being a violent animal

 No.890061

shes clearly pooping thats why the water is like that and her butt is stucking out

 No.890062

girls dont poop

 No.890063

gonno rage my dream

 No.890064

just woke up hi

 No.890065

the setting sun is burning

 No.890066

black hole sun wont you come

 No.890067

need to read the setting sun no longer human was good

 No.890068

thinking about buying a prostate massager on ebay wonder if mom will know what it is

 No.890069

dont get a prostate massager thats cool as hell

 No.890070

dont put things in your anus its dishonorable

 No.890071

its 2019 its totally fine to put a vibrator in your bum and jack it

 No.890072

wtf hima
fondling my butt is my will and you question it

 No.890073

i dont trust myself to put things in my butt what if something goes wrong and you have to explain to mom then the doc

 No.890074

no dont if you cummed from your ass then i would cry about your fate

 No.890076

>>890073
use something organic so if it ends up getting stuck there you can just leave it there to decompose naturally

 No.890077

gross

 No.890078

the first few times i prostimmed i had an overwhelming urge to poo but i later recognized that unfamiliar feeling as pleasure
i dont find anything about men attractive i find the male body revolting but i cant deny the pleasure

 No.890079

tmi

 No.890080

watashi will staying here until presidentu left company is best family
if leaving earlier than him no honor
watashi cannot leaving until boss is leftu

 No.890081

but youre assuming the position of a girl dont you feel weak when you do it

 No.890082

die queers

 No.890083

dont be homophobic

 No.890084

gonno do some barb assaults

 No.890085

good luck

 No.890086

can i join

 No.890087

sure

 No.890088

can you give me a bond

 No.890089

sure

 No.890090

thanks

 No.890091

hate seeing kids being nostalgic about minecraft

 No.890092

minecraft is baste

 No.890093

give me a bond too

 No.890094

ok

 No.890095

never understood the appeal of minecraft now ive never played it but ive seen vids and from what i surmise theres no gameplay how can anyone like it

 No.890096

think i wouldve liked it if i was a shota when it came out

 No.890097

where do i go to collect my bond

 No.890098

never had the kind of creative impulses necessary to enjoy things like lego and minecraft

 No.890099

just give me something to shoot pew pew

 No.890100

nothing like slashing at a bosses ankles for 15 minutes for a random chance to get a +1 sword with 0.26% more damage shame minecraft doesnt aspire to have such great gameplay

 No.890101

File: 1550620653259.jpg (Spoiler Image, 80.08 KB, 912x1024, washroom.jpg)

need to pee hima

 No.890102

>>890040
we need a new admin

 No.890103

prefer seki who does nothing over one of you power hungry freaks hes the least worst option by far

 No.890104

i will be a fair and magnanimous ruler

 No.890105

id take dozens of pot smoking aloof onsekis before one megalomaniac nig

 No.890106

how about a cute nervous neet girl with glasses

 No.890107

why glasses

 No.890108

girls are evil and maddened by power

 No.890109

thats the image i have of her

 No.890110

>>890106
a leader must be firm and resolute what you described is unfit for authority

 No.890111

thats what a tyrant would say

 No.890112

>>890067
loved nlh

 No.890113

mindblowing that pnig was getting off to roleplaying as a shy young neetgirl with glasses for years

 No.890114

i vote neetb

 No.890115

>>890095
its like cookie clicker but with movement and building and the electrical part of redstone has a lot of depth you can use it to make logic gates and build all kinds of automated systems and stuff its fun

 No.890116

how about a shy young neetboy with braces

 No.890117

how about an ugly neet woman with braces and glasses

 No.890118

litcherally me

 No.890119

no uglys

 No.890120

no such thing as an ugly female only young and old

 No.890121

dont be ridiculous

 No.890122

im ugly

 No.890123

why

 No.890124

so hows your new pc turt are you enjoying it

 No.890125

i havent put it together yet ive been too busy working everything out to pick up the evo

 No.890126

didnt know turt was a gamer

 No.890127

turt went mlg with halo back in the day

 No.890128

what evo are you getting a 970 evo m.2 nvme

 No.890129

File: 1550622293077.jpg (475.62 KB, 2000x1330, dsc_9779_5356714ee70ca8510f999236ce7c0704c5e9d….jpg)

an evo 8 rs

 No.890130

wheres the spoiler

 No.890131

rs versions didnt come with wings because they expected you to put your own on

 No.890132

hope youre not getting a red one

 No.890133

arent you too old for an evo

 No.890134

its time to quarantine the carnorms to their own board

 No.890135

so long as you remain cel you dont have to worry about age limits on things

 No.890136

sigh missed out on playing wc3 with ross

 No.890137

i respect offroad guys like varg but i just cant do it i prefer the asphalt

 No.890138

evos can do both

 No.890139

im talking about all terain offroading like when the roads were closed in france and you have to plow through the country swamps

 No.890140

is that guy ever going to post his apartment

 No.890141

you mean his mansion

 No.890142

got a sudo banner what the hell

 No.890143

sniffing my armpits

 No.890144

ass clapin dick suckin

 No.890145

gotta say this was a pretty pasted fight

 No.890146

File: 1550624469829.mp3 (4.78 MB, 17 Parasitic Evil (Jokatgulm Battle).mp3)


 No.890147

stream dmc2

 No.890148

it pinches

 No.890149

nothin pinches when youre with your himamates

 No.890150

want to buy some stuff but cant find my beanie to cover my disveheled fuuka toyokawa neetcut

 No.890151

dmc3 is my favorite but ive never been much of a fan of doing 5 minutes long 93 hit combos to kill one regular mob

 No.890152

pic that neetcut

 No.890153

nanka hazukashii

 No.890154

i have the frasier cut

 No.890155

ill post photos of it later

 No.890156

>>890154
the frasier or the fraser

 No.890157

frasier crane

 No.890158

File: 1550626891544.png (485.4 KB, 1000x1417, 1550626133518.png)

usual reaction i get from workfoids

 No.890159


 No.890160

>>890158
just be nt turt

 No.890161

File: 1550627190264.ogg (61.91 KB, frasier.ogg)


 No.890162


 No.890163


 No.890164

>>890151
simply play on easy mode

 No.890165

cant wait to raid with the hima fc

 No.890166

whats fc

 No.890167

weird how every guide says goldfish and tetras dont get along but i have no trouble with them together
conflicted about goldfish on one hand they arent fussy and will live in any conditions and eat anything and their brains are too small to get stressed out but on the other theyre boring and shit a lot

 No.890168

same

 No.890169


 No.890170

it means free company

 No.890171

nice diffuser

 No.890172

nice carnorm

 No.890173

ultimato lazah

 No.890174

he needs all that downforce and aero because he crammed a 500 pound j series motor in the front of a 950kg aluminum economy car
probably running like 16kg front springs

 No.890175

me vroom me zoom

 No.890176

what the flip nobody told me adam lanza died

 No.890177

>>890175
baste nb

 No.890178

dont think the guy said anything about what he did to make it all wheel drive probably an mdx transmission and rear diff

 No.890179

in english carnorm

 No.890180

its fwd

 No.890181

cant believe im the only one on hima without a license

 No.890182

i dont have a license

 No.890183

drove a few times and then never again it was too scary

 No.890184

it gets less scary the more you do it

 No.890185

i dont have a license

 No.890186

neither do i
i wanted a license in school but mom made me ride the bus so im getting back at her by never getting one
hopefully shell learn her mistake

 No.890187

leave mom alone

 No.890188

should i snack

 No.890189

snack on deez

 No.890190

whats deez

 No.890191

deez nuts

 No.890192

goldfish arent meant to be kept in small tanks with other fish

 No.890193

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goldfish need a lot of space and they can grow a lot they only dont because people put them in small aquariums

 No.890194

that goldfish is a freak

 No.890195

hes a chad

 No.890196

fish are pretty but they dont even recognise you and you cant talk to them or pet them i dont think they make good pets

 No.890197

you can play god with them

 No.890198

>>890196
some fish do like pufferfish theyre intelligent and can recognize people and some let people pat them and even like it

 No.890199

talking to your pet makes you look like a dumb asshole

 No.890200

why

 No.890201

i talk to my dogs every day but i only talk to real people once a week

 No.890202

they dont speak english

 No.890203

they understand a few words

 No.890204

i just bought those nine goldfish as test dummies for my 20 gallon tank and none of them have died in fact theyre all thriving and getting bigger slowly
they dont fit into my ideal tank in any way but now that theyre here i cant just flush them or put a betta in with them and let them die im stuck with them forever

 No.890205

fry em up and eat em

 No.890206

theyre the size of swedish fish candy

 No.890207

hungry time to eat

 No.890208

should i do some pvp or try running dungeons with my squadron

 No.890209

hell yeah kemono friends time

 No.890210

going to snooze

 No.890211

hmm kaban played almost no part in this episode and that was probably her only appearance in the season
nice new ed though