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 No.882129[Last 100 Posts]

It's all useless...

 No.882931

むだーだ。。。

 No.882960

is this a sean thread

 No.882996

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himabros your invited to watch da superbowl with the 5 but no turt allowed flippin basted also ive been posting amongst you for over a year on a proxy and nobody has noticed

 No.883017

sigh coby

 No.883667

never watched the superb owl before

 No.883681

refuse to play any game that made by filthy koreans

 No.886233

gonno blast some rope

 No.886234

have fun

 No.886235

good night to rope

 No.886236

got left behind

 No.886237

cant post in this thread battlers getting me too horny

 No.886238

simply jo

 No.886239

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 No.886240

gonno listen to some epic umineko bgm

 No.886241

wish i could spermcry

 No.886242

post sperm depression is a thing

 No.886243

how do i know if im baste

 No.886244

im the moeblog

 No.886245


 No.886246

dont have enough memories of the post gen 1 games to find them nostalgic

 No.886247

used to think goldenrod was a real high tech city because of the radio tower

 No.886248

gonno bathe

 No.886249

baking some fries

 No.886250

sigh how can you eat so much cool stuff and stay a twig its not fair

 No.886251

im not twig im 200 lbs

 No.886252

either youre a 5'4 girl or youre a twig

 No.886253

eating some raw lamb

 No.886254

wonder why the nig didnt encrypt

 No.886255

just arose from a deeply satisfying slumber looking forward to a glorious new day

 No.886256

i must start anew in japan

 No.886257

japan will not save you

 No.886258

i was meant to frolic among the sakura petals

 No.886259

>>886254
he was the most arrogant person ive ever personally known i wouldnt be surprised if he printed them out and hung them in his room

 No.886260

hopefully prison humbles him

 No.886261

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do you think nb is like this

 No.886262

i dont get it is he imagining that is him

 No.886263


 No.886264

wish i had an imagination

 No.886265

yes hes imagining his life in the mansion

 No.886266

the mansion...

 No.886267


 No.886268

hate twitchnorms

 No.886269

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 No.886270

>>886254
he left the computer on and with stuff open on the screen

 No.886271

>>886269
not plump enough for my liking

 No.886272


 No.886273

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 No.886274

time for some more tiberian sun

 No.886275

>>886269
normally big boobs are ugly but shes cute enough to make them look good hehe

 No.886276

could you horndogs please stop slobbering over my gf

 No.886277

Hi xxxxx,

I have an approved RMA case for the end user below. Please advise the serial to swap this with.

what the HELL did they mean by this

 No.886278

they mean flip you technorm

 No.886279

need coffee and food but mom forgot to go shopping and it snowed might starve

 No.886280

you dont need coffee

 No.886281

coffee is important in snowstorms

 No.886282

coffees no good anymore hima need a new bag

 No.886283

saw an extremely angelic sexy lady in a video sigh guess ill snooze soon

 No.886284

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good morning neetblog

 No.886285

a mere whiff of coffee sends me into an unstoppable rage

 No.886286

>>886284
stop posting that it makes me jealous

 No.886287


 No.886288

mere whiff some cof sends me into an indescribable ecstasy

 No.886289

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oh no they banned holofan4life

 No.886290

they shouldnt be parading anime in front of undeserving people they deserve to get burnt

 No.886291

he probably didnt even get banned for posting anime but reddit brainlets think so because that was his last post

 No.886292

actual reddit posts now ive seen it all

 No.886293

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 No.886294

never been to reddit whats it like

 No.886295

dickspammer wouldnt stand for this

 No.886296

think ill have brownies for lunch

 No.886297

glad dickspammer is dead

 No.886298

would you have sucked it

 No.886299

Green tea has long been recognized to have cardiovascular and cancer preventative characteristics due to its antioxidant properties. Its use in the treatment of arthritic disease as an anti-inflammatory agent has been recognized more recently. The constituents of green tea are polyphenolic compounds called catechins, and epigallocatechin-3 galate is the most abundant catechin in green tea.

Epigallocatechin-3 galate inhibits IL-1–induced proteoglycan release and type 2 collagen degradation in cartilage explants. In human in vitro models, it also suppresses IL-1b and attenuates activation of the transcription factor NF-kB. Green tea also inhibits the aggrecanases which degrade cartilage.

Green tea research now demonstrates both anti-inflammatory and chondroprotective effects. The usual recommendation is 3–4 cups of tea a day.

woa green tea sure is powerful desu ne

 No.886300

chugging a cream soda

 No.886301

argued with a 4teen about communism

 No.886302

>>886299
birch mushrooms are far superior

 No.886303


 No.886304

might have a snack and jack

 No.886305

gonno bathe n shave

 No.886306

went out for steak with the boss got myself some oysters gorgonzola and walnuts for antipasto as well hehe

 No.886307

mushroomy

 No.886308

hope rager is having a good time playing splatoon

 No.886309

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 No.886310

made salmon with mushroom sauce

 No.886311

>>886247
same hehe

 No.886312

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

 No.886313

screamer

 No.886314

>>886309
she should share with me too hehe

 No.886315

>>886301
you mena the guy you argued with argued with a 4teen

 No.886316


 No.886317

ban this devil worshipper

 No.886318

sigh 8 hour maintenance for ff14 today what am i supposed to do now

 No.886319

uninstall it

 No.886320

nah

 No.886321

how do i get addicted to ff

 No.886322

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 No.886323

bone

 No.886324

mew crew represent

 No.886325

>>886321
have a low iq

 No.886326

being bullied by mom and sis

 No.886327

>>886321
fire it up

 No.886328

dont know if im mewing right

 No.886329

seki filter mew to meow

 No.886330

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 No.886331

>>886321
hormones

 No.886332

>>886330
classic sexnorm

 No.886333

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 No.886334

>>886330
does woman ass smell different from man ass

 No.886335

woman ass has no smell

 No.886336

dont know what man ass smells like either

 No.886337

>>851009
remember when pastaman posted this

 No.886338

come here and have a whiff

 No.886339

pg is 6'4 thats onseki

 No.886340

hey freak you there

 No.886341

bone

 No.886342

>>886337
i dont care about women ive never tried to pursue them

 No.886343

i only pursue men

 No.886344

have you guys watched rock lee and his ninja pals

 No.886345

>>886342
what about sexy ladies

 No.886346

then that must mean you are a girl and you know what our policy is on female membership here on hima

 No.886347

nothing like hunting armed men

 No.886348


 No.886349

mindblowing that everyone on hima is capable of getting a gf except me

 No.886350

any female is bound to only make your life worse and not better whats the point

 No.886351

nah im more cel than you

 No.886352

anyone on hima could get a gf if they really wanted
or bf if you prefer

 No.886353

is that your cope

 No.886354

thats why im volincel

 No.886355


 No.886356

youre projecting positive attributes on others just the other day you were bragging over all the matches you get youre just a delusional prettyboy

 No.886357

the term voluntary celibate is redundant celibacy already implies a conscious decision to abstain from sexual activity

 No.886358

f uck your cock

 No.886359

is bypassing the filter a punishable offense

 No.886360

wish i died on that volcano

 No.886361

you are destined for more

 No.886362

memedick !

 No.886363

havin some leftover pizza

 No.886364

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 No.886365

thought that said oog

 No.886366

about to toast up some caramel

 No.886367

this episode of mob psycho teaches us how friendship doesnt exist in adulthood

 No.886368

friendship is a waste of time the only associations i make are strictly pragmatic ones

 No.886369

dont know what that word means

 No.886370

which one

 No.886371

mom said i was a clever infant

 No.886372

mom thought i was going to be a doctor or lawyer someday how wrong she was

 No.886373

mob psycho is normime stop watching it

 No.886374

all anime is deserving of a fair trial

 No.886375

mom said that on the day i was born the very forests of lordaeron whispered the name neetblog

 No.886376

im on a strict one piece diet

 No.886377

wish i had friends

 No.886378


 No.886379

d?n

 No.886380

its time for hima to start using proper punctuation

 No.886381

answer the question

 No.886382

can barely remember what friends were like back when i was a mortal and i dont recall it being all that great

 No.886383

why compelled you to forsake your humanity

 No.886384

its like getting home from school and playing halo 2 and laughing with your friends till midnight

 No.886385

flip halo

 No.886386

when i overdosed on redpills

 No.886387

never had an xbox was it good

 No.886388

not that great

 No.886389

>>886384
die carnorm

 No.886390


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 No.886392

>>886390
die raider

 No.886393

>>886390
nice raider

 No.886394

do you heat crepes up or no

 No.886395

no

 No.886396

crepes are supposed to be hot to begin with what do you mean heat them up

 No.886397

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it really wasnt all that good the controller was huge and bulky and the whole setup looked gross it was large and gaudy with the big x shaped box and black/green color scheme
for the years i had a xbox the halo 2 disc was only out of it for maybe 2% of that time to play forza

 No.886398

wonder if future wars wont be fought on a battlefield but in your head

 No.886399

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 No.886400

dont understand how to eat these things flip this ill just have some ice cream instead

 No.886401

the n64 controller is still the greatest of all time

 No.886402

they are like pancakes but thinner theres nothing complicated about them

 No.886403

what did you like about it

 No.886404

nostalgia

 No.886405

the ps2 controller is the best the n64 one is retarded with that prong in the middle

 No.886406

hope you guys dont play lol

 No.886407

i have a prong in the middle

 No.886408

going to rage if i dont nap and wake up in 2006
or at least 2004

 No.886409

those years were awful

 No.886410

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oh no no no no no

 No.886411

>>886406
ya i play it so what

 No.886412

the chinks are monitoring your pc as you play

 No.886413

Voice Actress Kana Ueda Leaves Hospital
よっかた

 No.886414

dont understand why japs care so much about voice actors

 No.886415

dont say japs its racist

 No.886416

they are the soul of the character

 No.886417

what the hell does よっかた mean

 No.886418

nothing beats a glass of coke after waking up

 No.886419

voice changes can ruin a character forever

 No.886420

you are destroying your body

 No.886421

>>886418
youre destroying your body

 No.886422

nice

 No.886423

how its just liquid

 No.886424

go drink some molten steel then since its just liquid

 No.886425

you need to drink coke so that it doesnt touch your teeth

 No.886426

i use a sippy straw

 No.886427


 No.886428

is it weird that i only stopped using my baby bottle when i turned 9

 No.886429

yes

 No.886430

gonno blast some jpop

 No.886431

blast some denpa

 No.886432

blast my ass

 No.886433

swishing coke around your mouth is better than any mouthwash

 No.886434

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 No.886435

mouth wash is an unnecessary jewish scam

 No.886436

wish coby would make a surprise visit now that dragon maid s2 has been announced

 No.886437

thats correct there is no studies of any mouthwash showing significant results in reducing plaque really weird how they can still sell the stuff

 No.886438

the refreshing taste is reassuring like cologne for the mouth

 No.886439

>>886434
heres some trudempa

 No.886440

>>886436
same sigh

 No.886441

blasting jpop and moms banging hard on the door hehe

 No.886442

jpop is lame

 No.886443

what about cpop

 No.886444

that sounds like the name of some kind of cereal

 No.886445

put on some oppa gangman style

 No.886446


 No.886447

hate koreans and chinese so fucking much but i love japan

 No.886448

>>886446
this is a ripoff of japanese culture

 No.886449

wish god was real

 No.886450

hate all of those flipping chinks gooks japs its all the same to me the only culture deserving of respect is omans

 No.886451

>>886448
japan is a ripoff of china

 No.886452

gonno become the next scotty 2 hotty

 No.886453

sounds stupid

 No.886454

become the next scotty kilmer instead

 No.886455

what about val venis

 No.886456


 No.886457

boogiepop is so good love this show

 No.886458

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 No.886459

neetfrog looks like a gantz alien

 No.886460

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 No.886461

wish i was a gantz alien

 No.886462

wish i could be happy

 No.886463

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 No.886464

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 No.886465

thinkin about my preteen years i had no friends but id ask mom to buy me d&d and gurps books and just read them cover to cover over a dozen times
never actually played tabletop rpg wonder if its fun

 No.886466

played dnd and call of cthulhu with some people i didnt like during highschool since they invited me its really gay unless youre playing with people who share your taste and sense of humor

 No.886467

never played d&d

 No.886468

ive tried to get the hima d&d or myfarog game going a few times but no ones interested

 No.886469

nobody shares my sense of humor

 No.886470

never played before youd have to teach me how

 No.886471

can i be a dragon girl

 No.886472

>>886464
why does she have a pube on her cheek

 No.886473

the politically correct term is fube

 No.886474

is being a dragon boy good enough

 No.886475

i want to play an ttrpg with hima but no one ever wants to join a voice chat so its probably never going to happen unless we do it the archaic way on irc

 No.886476

way too many tgnorms here

 No.886477

voice chat is for norms

 No.886478

ill join voice chat but only if theres no norms

 No.886479

not possible any one who uses voice chat is a norm

 No.886480

good one

 No.886481

nothin good

 No.886482

got the air con on hima

 No.886483

hope youre australian

 No.886484

no im indonesian

 No.886485

gonno learn pig latin

 No.886486

>>886472
she was pinching a nugget

 No.886487

>>886483
probably the first time that phrase has ever been said in history

 No.886488

should i make curry or chicken and taters

 No.886489

feel free

 No.886490

australians are baste

 No.886491

wish i was an aussie i could have some banter with the cunts

 No.886492

holy flip just realized i havent joed in 24 hours im probably charging up a farcum

 No.886493

vile

 No.886494

didnt get a bone watching domekano but when i remembered the manga i got one night reread it

 No.886495

anthem looks fun what is the catch

 No.886496

>>886492
ooooooooooooooooooooooooooog

 No.886497

played the demo
the combat lasted forever and it was boring and everyone was a bald brown man

 No.886498

what do you do at work bro you ever going to share that

 No.886499

love bald space marines

 No.886500

we could play with regular written chat

 No.886501

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can varg confirm or deny this

 No.886502

im about that tall

 No.886503

okay chicken and taters it is

 No.886504

going to start meditating and training my esper abilities

 No.886505

sigh ffxivs down what the hell am i meant to do for the next 8 hours

 No.886506

sync up with me

 No.886507

hope youre on zalera

 No.886508

>>886505
face your mortality

 No.886509

never

 No.886510

play some tiberian sun taking a break from splatoon to play it and im having a blast

 No.886511

no im on tonberry

 No.886512

accidentally deleted one of my autocompletes now my muscle memory is ruined

 No.886513

normberian sun

 No.886514

>>886512
confused by this post

 No.886515

hes a phonenorm

 No.886516

norms have never even played a command and conquer game

 No.886517

gotta shovel

 No.886518

the address bar idiot

 No.886519

how do i delete autocompletes

 No.886520

dont know what the hell youre talking about just type the url in

 No.886521

hope i can type with my mind in 10 years

 No.886522

typing is the last thing i want to be doing in 10 years

 No.886523

could really use a big fat hug right now

 No.886524

hate typing i want everything done in one key press

 No.886525

could hug a big boob girl right now too sigh

 No.886526

nothing like a good clickity clack

 No.886527

no i need a brohug

 No.886528

i need a big pair of tits to grab and a slimy kitty to prod asap

 No.886529

sao sucks so hard every episode is like 20 minutes of dialog why are they doing this stereotypical boss rush plot does anyone still tune into this crap week after week its like one piece but worse

 No.886530

its for norms what do you expect

 No.886531

snoozing now keep it down

 No.886532

the first season was good i liked it
it was a high budget isekai that tried to tackle complicated moral dillemas in a life and death scenario
grimgar was the best isekai though

 No.886533

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can cats really have autism

 No.886534

yeah mine does

 No.886535

this alice character is just a ripoff saber ugh

 No.886536

stop watching it if you dont like it

 No.886537

im an anime masochist i watch bad anime for pleasure

 No.886538

the target audience doesnt know who saber is cause sao is for norms

 No.886539

nah go to hell

 No.886540

installed battlerite

 No.886541

something wrong norman

 No.886542

ate a lot today
made 9 cups of rice in the cooker with two heads of broccoli in the steamer and they both turned out perfect then i ate about half of the rice and broccoli with one chicken breast this was at about 4pm
ate the other half of the sides with another larger chicken breast at 7:30
thats about two and a half pounds of chicken probably and like 1800 calories of rice not counting the mayo and olive oil

 No.886543

never counted calories

 No.886544

you should smother all of that with melted nacho cheese it would be good

 No.886545

looks like its get huge o clock already

 No.886546

how is burning wanted to watch it in theatres

 No.886547

im not trying to get huge just fill my belly for cheap
chicken breast is 2 dollars a pound which actually adds up but its healthy and is defiantly cheaper than going to wcdonalds and buying some garbage and ramen just sucks without meat and gives me heartburn but if i get tired of rice ramen is about 30 cents for two packets

 No.886548

i eat mainly chicken breast and rice too but usually you can spend a dollar or less more on spices and onions and stuff to make it taste a lot better than just boiled chicken and rice

 No.886549

i dont know who saber is

 No.886550

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 No.886551

i have limited space in the kitchen but ill try baking it or maybe even coating it with breadcrumbs or something
i made meatballs once and it required breadcrumbs and i used ground oats instead that might be good

 No.886552

if you bake it make sure to wrap it in foil or it will dry out

 No.886553

also i put coriander pepper and lime juice in my rice cilantro is good too but i forgot it
when i prepare the chicken to go in the rice is toss it with salt pepper and olive oil and microwave it and they get a good taste from that

 No.886554

gth cooknorms

 No.886555

wish i knew how to cook

 No.886556

hate how everyone on hima has all these opulent feasts befitting of royalty and i subsist on tv dinners

 No.886557

i wouldnt even call this cooking it seems like basic assembly to me i dont measure anything out and mix stuff very poorly because im only cooking for myself

 No.886558

tv dins for me to except mom wants me to start cooking i just cant

 No.886559

never eaten a tv dinner in my life mom didnt allow that trash in her house
i did buy a single frozen dinner once but i opened it and took one look at the pathetic little chunks of meat and begrudgingly ate it because it was on sale

 No.886560

have you ever noticed that orange juice starts to smell like bread after a couple of hours

 No.886561

i only eat boiled chicken and boiled vegetables and boiled eggs

 No.886562

cannot stand eggs but i may start cooking them so i have a snack to eat that isnt garbage
right now do snacks i eat cosco granola in the pound bags

 No.886563

might be one of the most pathetic people on hima

 No.886564

holy flip hima i farcumed over my shoulder i better find it

 No.886565

never farspermed it always stays below the belt line

 No.886566

>>886559
same i bought one once when i was an adult and it was terrible and overpriced

 No.886567

overwatch has finished installing

 No.886568

fire up apex

 No.886569

tried playing normpex the other day but my teammate was saying mean things to me so i quit

 No.886570

https://fauux.neocities.org/login.html
sigh cant figure out how to login

 No.886571

what is the password

 No.886572

username neet
password blog

 No.886573

might have a jerk and nap

 No.886574

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me car

 No.886575

oooooog car ooog

 No.886576

light tuxedo shoes are gonno be exclusive buy it up fast

 No.886577

just mutated hard

 No.886578

back from the store hima got some frozen pizzas

 No.886579

boil one up

 No.886581

onseki ban the raider

 No.886582

boiled za huh

 No.886583

File: 1549948112498.jpg (109.39 KB, 800x600, 8e0bea97-b874-4153-bfb8-f4d90ca8f62f.jpg)


 No.886584

walked by that sign

 No.886585

ive had enough

 No.886586

hadenough

 No.886587

hate that guy

 No.886588

should i save my sandwich for tomorrow or feast tonight

 No.886589

delay your gratification

 No.886590

eat it cold tomorrow

 No.886591

installing hots

 No.886592

are you gonno buy orphea

 No.886593

who the hell is orphea

 No.886594

File: 1549949094405.jpg (286 KB, 1720x1000, vadim-bakhlychev-orphea-01.jpg)


 No.886595

is that a new character entirely

 No.886596

ya its oc

 No.886597

weird how quickly kidjo disappeared

 No.886598

where did he go

 No.886599

yeah i wonder

 No.886600

imagine bragging about kidjoing at your water store job

 No.886601

really want that sandwich right now

 No.886602

still cant believe water stores are a thing

 No.886603

mindblowing that they cant just turn on their sinks

 No.886604

my diets officially going to start now ill only have 2 meals a day for the rest of my life no snacks

 No.886605

wheres the fun in that sounds like a horrible life to me without snacks

 No.886606

only have a limited time on this earth i need to see how i look being young and a twig so sacrifices must be made

 No.886607

i was ancient when this world was young

 No.886608

might go for a walk in the dark

 No.886609

bring your gun

 No.886610

why

 No.886611

the nights are lawless

 No.886612

its safe where i live ill be okay

 No.886613

File: 1549950717945.mp4 (3.67 MB, 1483828735679.mp4)


 No.886614

File: 1549950743697.png (167.33 KB, 400x300, 1314670442585.png)


 No.886617

File: 1549951808252.png (210.36 KB, 400x400, 1518824597319.png)


 No.886618

time to snooze you two should get to bed too

 No.886619

its only 10 i dont want to go to bed yet

 No.886620

wish anime was still good like in 2006 sigh

 No.886621

only woke up 4 hours ago

 No.886622

should i move to seattle

 No.886623

ya

 No.886624

move to portland

 No.886625

move up to vancouver and we can live together but separate

 No.886626

like i said before bros i can move anywhere mom gave me the decision but it cant be the south so far washington is at the top of the list utah and oregon are up there too

 No.886627

canada is too much of a hastle

 No.886628

whats wrong with the south

 No.886629

i like cold weather and snow

 No.886630


 No.886631

baaaaaaaaaaaaaan

 No.886632

why not move to japan

 No.886633

dead hours

 No.886634

>>886576
not going to fall for your trick

 No.886635

woke up

 No.886636

baste turt

 No.886637

baste teen

 No.886639

sick of you

 No.886640

wish to cum inside a girl

 No.886641

>>886632
not a wap

 No.886642

how about china

 No.886643

i have awakened

 No.886644

i have something to say

 No.886645

well go on

 No.886646

i shant speak

 No.886647

cant believe what a piece of shite the praetorium is what were they thinking

 No.886648

its fun

 No.886649

im starting with the man in the mirror

 No.886650

you must be a huge tard if you find it fun

 No.886651

youre automatically a huge tard if you play ff14

 No.886652

yeah im a huge tard so what

 No.886653

not smart enough for wow so im playing this instead

 No.886654

ryzen 1600 for $99 on microcenter

 No.886655

>>886641
>>886626
this guy is some discord friend of onsekis isnt he

 No.886657

what if i scape

 No.886658

too dumb to scape

 No.886659

sigh vegan gains got unbanned

 No.886660

lets celebrate

 No.886661

i thought he was going to prison

 No.886662

vnig and pnig will have to fight for top bunk in prison

 No.886663

pnig has no chance hes a frail little ped

 No.886664

last one left on hima

 No.886665

nah thats me

 No.886666

vnig would beat pnigs ass for cooking all those meats

 No.886667

pnig will just rally up his fellow inmates with his charisma vnigs gonno get outnumbered

 No.886668

woke up

 No.886669

stay woke

 No.886671

need to shit bad

 No.886672

File: 1549980395575.webm (2 MB, 540x960, 1549933506397.webm)


 No.886673

the sleeper has awakened

 No.886674

pulled a muscle sperming again

 No.886675

ordered some tea but have nothing to brew it in can i just microwave it

 No.886676

no thats heresy

 No.886677

drink soda instead

 No.886678

woke up

 No.886679

File: 1549984953318.jpg (58.63 KB, 336x500, 1536401844149.jpg)

teen me

 No.886680

wish i could return to my naive arrogant teenbro state

 No.886681

>>886620
the only worthwhile anime is produced exclusively after 2011

 No.886682

if you desire to be a teen too much youll get a curse where youre 15 forever

 No.886683

already constantly mistaken for a 16 year old

 No.886684

you could restart high school

 No.886685

could really use a hug right now hima

 No.886686

going to do highschool right this time and be prom king

 No.886687

gonno sign up for hima high

 No.886688

never went to prom whats it like

 No.886689

dont think anyone heres been to prom

 No.886690

File: 1549986974371.gif (871.39 KB, 832x512, 1380778116827.gif)

nipah

 No.886691

i wnet to my prom

 No.886692

>>886679
gonno add nut to that sugar sugar rune

 No.886693

do girls really shake their butts when they horny

 No.886694


 No.886695

ordered a mechanical keyboard

 No.886696

like when foreigners have cute avatars but really hate the vrchat circlejerk they all stand around really close looking at each other and the admins ban nonfunny people

 No.886697

nb and i started the hima vrchat clan its free from all that

 No.886698

on the toilet hima

 No.886699

dont forget to flush

 No.886700

shat

 No.886701

bored

 No.886702

fire something up

 No.886703

woke

 No.886704

crying

 No.886705

whats the matter son

 No.886706

File: 1549991643404.jpg (749.46 KB, 960x1280, 1549933936747.jpg)


 No.886707

thats an old pic

 No.886708

i asked once in a 4chan thread if anyone there had even talked to him and i was the only one just a bunch of norms pretending

 No.886709

you mean before or after he was arrested

 No.886710

before since hes not relevant anymore

 No.886711

who cares he was just your average tripnorm

 No.886712

would he have survived in prison if he was white

 No.886713

white people dont go to prison

 No.886714

do tripfags still exist

 No.886715

cant believe someone gets to be pnigs cellmate and its not me

 No.886716

its not too late

 No.886717

you dont want to go to prison trust me

 No.886718

has he been convicted yet

 No.886719

ya took the plea deal and got 4 years

 No.886720

the plea deal would be 10 years

 No.886721

sigh pnig he was so hikki that he had to pee in bottles theres no way hes gonno survive prison

 No.886722

File: 1549993477738.jpg (77.17 KB, 634x474, 265A0AD200000578-2981368-image-a-3_14255749318….jpg)

the hima mansion

 No.886723

holy shit hes facing the death penalty now too

 No.886724

wish i could be the one who flips the switch

 No.886725

liar

 No.886726

this is the judge in pnigs trial wonder what type of sentence hes gonno get

 No.886727

complex capital case in arizona

 No.886728

File: 1549994647849.png (333.89 KB, 1630x322, 3efb894b0294404125a0828a0193d623.png)

>>886676
theres too many options im panicking

 No.886729

why are there so many jap comments

 No.886730

>>886728
make sure you can get the temperature to exactly 88c for the perfect green tea

 No.886731


 No.886732

that doesnt tell just tell me what to buy

 No.886733

get the most expensive one you can find

 No.886734

File: 1549995879180.jpg (98.19 KB, 1200x900, hima kettle.jpg)

build yourself a hima kettle

 No.886735

buy the cheapest one

 No.886736

made the mistake of glancing down at my wrists while they were in an uncovered state and havent been able to recuperate since

 No.886737

whats wrong with your wrists

 No.886738

hate reading and seeing arrogant skippers having a discussion

 No.886739

nothin arrogant skiprager

 No.886740

>>886731
$150 water boiler now thats arrogant

 No.886741


 No.886742

never cut my wrists before does it hurt

 No.886743

how should i know im not a cutnorm

 No.886744

love a good cut

 No.886745

it feels good also the adrenaline acts as an appetite suppressant

 No.886746

failednorms

 No.886747

mindblowing that were closer to 2030 than 2007

 No.886748

it cant be

 No.886749

>>886737
they measure less than 8 inches in circumference

 No.886750

>>886729
they like this motivational shite plus that ai girl covered it

 No.886751

whats wrong with that mine are 5 inches

 No.886752

hehe wish i had a girly wrist bf

 No.886753

youre have to be a girl thats way too small for a guy even a twink should be in excess of 6

 No.886754

dont know how to use a tape measure

 No.886755

im a little over 6 it blows hard

 No.886756

why

 No.886757

wish i was a larger male

 No.886758

under 7 inches you lack adequate leverage for daily tasks such as jo

 No.886759

wish i had 13 inch wrists like nb

 No.886760

is 7.5 inches good

 No.886761

sigh im an inferior male i will never get to mate with a female

 No.886762

seizing a mate by force is a common occurrence in the animal kingdom

 No.886763

need to sperm inside a young healthy and fertile adult woman

 No.886764


 No.886765

memory leaked overnight and skipped

 No.886766

cant wait for zen2 bros gonno build a new pc hehe

 No.886767

>>886765
die skipper

 No.886768

newer firefox versions dont leak anymore or at least not as bad

 No.886769

File: 1549998935119.png (1.76 KB, 49x52, 2019-02-12-141425_49x52_scrot.png)

onseki

 No.886770

obsessed

 No.886771

cant find that theme

 No.886772

its the 2ch

 No.886773

liar i dont see the bricks

 No.886774

its the tb theme isnt it

 No.886775

File: 1549999935325.png (128.81 KB, 1834x616, brickhouse.png)

theyre right there

 No.886776

nice melia banner he he thats mine

 No.886777

please remove the * and fix aa

 No.886778

>>886766
same ill probably get the highest ryzen i can if it can actually beat the 9900k

 No.886779

what games are you playing that need a 5000 dollar computer anyways

 No.886780

yoshis island

 No.886781

wish we were like animals and had to fight other males for mating rights at least then id have a chance instead its all decided at birth on factors you have no control over

 No.886782

lets kidnap some girls and fight for who gets to mate with them itll be fun

 No.886783

that would be highly illegal not to mention unethical

 No.886784

>>886769
hey this looks good and the theme looks good ive been skipping but id like to add this can you pastebin it

 No.886785

mom made me shovel a section of the driveway sweatin hard

 No.886786

i agree please add that theme to the selection having the bricks add a rustic oldworld charm to the hima browsing experience

 No.886787

going to surprise my gf with an unexpected visit to her classroom on valentine's what should i say to the teacher

 No.886788

give him a firm bow of respect

 No.886789

use to call yearbooks earbooks when i was a little shota

 No.886790

going to get myself some warhammer 40k figs

 No.886791

>>886779
i dont game

 No.886792

reckless materialism will not satisfy your spiritual longings

 No.886793

>>886791
yet you continue to post here a known gaming community

 No.886794

it takes a top of the line pc to handle a hima thread

 No.886795

hands are getting cold

 No.886796

how is hima a gaming community

 No.886797

ive never seen a more deliberately obtuse question in my life

 No.886798

going through all these reviews of variable kettles i like how people complain about rust on stainless steel
its called stain LESS not stain never tards ruining these products ratings

 No.886799

you shouldve picked mercy

 No.886800

>>886798
but when you say hairless you dont mean less hair but no hair

 No.886801

maybe but stainless still is still just rust resistant not rust proof

 No.886802

i am a wristless male

 No.886803

did you ever update the star theme i havent used it since the early one is very bloated

 No.886804

new ippo hima

 No.886806

going to purge all my arrogance and become a npc

 No.886807

dont think i could become a norm even if i wanted to

 No.886808

once youve been pilled you lose the ability to normalize

 No.886809

File: 1550004404775.jpg (Spoiler Image, 208.35 KB, 1437x2048, pic.jpg)

just took a selfie

 No.886810

pardon my bluntness but you are very beautiful

 No.886811

big boob gerl hi

 No.886812

im baste

 No.886813

im teen

 No.886814

you are a little pest is what you are

 No.886815

dont think i got enough sleep as a teen so it stunted my growth i couldve been a tallnorm

 No.886816

same malnourished hunched and underslept myself my teen years were the end of me

 No.886817

having another coffee

 No.886818

same i have high mandibular angle which is a death sentence

 No.886819

tardlaughing thinking about how that epic webm oc went completely unappreciated content creation is truly a thankless task

 No.886820

gonno watch the apex tournament

 No.886821

wk vs turt

 No.886822

what webm

 No.886823

>>886570
if youre having trouble you can check here for help https://fauux.neocities.org/help.html

heres a tip
https://fauux.neocities.org/accela.html

 No.886824

i made a few wallpapers for hima once and was just told to kill myself neets are cretins

 No.886825

just the neeteens everyone else is reasonable

 No.886826

boss went back home

 No.886827

wonder what my future wife is doing right now

 No.886828

the future is now

 No.886829

went to the gun range and blasted off about 70 rounds in neat and orderly fashion on very small targets and checked my groups every couple rounds and changed positions like a good shooter
when i was finishing up some teen and his dad came in and immediately set up a three foot tall human shaped target at 10 meters and the teen dumped probably 40 rounds into it indiscriminately without checking his groups or anything dont understand the point of that but theyre probably much richer than i am and shooting a couple hundred rounds without improving their skill is a father son bonding experience

 No.886830

i had the whole place to myself until they came in and there was no range coach or anything so i was breaking all kinds of safety rules pointing a loaded weapon on safe backwards and at the ceiling and dipping on the range even though a big sign says no tobacco use
ill probably go back to this place on a weekday but not for a long time i dont really find shooting paper very fun

 No.886831

always wanted to shoot some melons and cans and stuff

 No.886832

>>886821
why does the good guy have the red saber

 No.886833

nekotwig

 No.886834

get that twig out of here hima is a plumper zone

 No.886835

>>886823
what do you mean click here for help nothing makes sense on that page

 No.886836

>>886771
its not the 2ch theme its just the background im using on my own

 No.886837

why not share it

 No.886838


 No.886839

>>886835
Love Lain, accept and confine yourself in technology, accept your faults and imperfections

 No.886840

>>886838
regardless of its veracity one things for sure that national statistic doesnt apply to me hehe

 No.886841

File: 1550012795213.png (456.32 KB, 672x1244, 1473480350108.png)


 No.886842

gotta appreciate the hypocrisy of calling chinks a bunch of ants then later finding out that most ants are neets uhhh im ant haha

 No.886843

hehe im a squid

 No.886844

im ugly

 No.886845

what do neet ants do all day do they just eat and sperm or what

 No.886846

also why target ants bees are pretty baste and theres no such thing as a neet bee

 No.886847

>>886837
its mine

 No.886848

kitty is purring

 No.886849

thats because bees arent sexually developed so they dont feel suffering

 No.886850

im a neetbee or as i call it a beet

 No.886851

flip bees honey isnt even good

 No.886852

gonno beet

 No.886853

cant wait for bees to go extinct

 No.886854

bees are superior

 No.886855

i am one bad mother flipper

 No.886856

really need a kitty

 No.886857

kitty is meowing at again

 No.886858

i have a bee phobia

 No.886859


 No.886860

File: 1550014838149.jpg (183.51 KB, 1200x1600, tiq547wrm5t11.jpg)

help my cat wont stop mewing and now he keeps mogging me

 No.886861

on your knees moefoe!

 No.886862

woke up gonno have coffee

 No.886863

>>886860
im mewing

 No.886864

read and highlight

 No.886865

already read too late to highlight

 No.886866

theres still time

 No.886867

>>886860
yes i post on himasugi how did you know

 No.886868


 No.886869

virus

 No.886870

burnt me wrist reaching into the toaster oven

 No.886871

abstain from the fools paradise its an illusion of life the whole cause of our demise

 No.886872

File: 1550016938434.png (138.48 KB, 1514x752, read.PNG)

>>886868
added to my carefully curated collection for future reference thank you my scholarly friend

 No.886873

sexnorm

 No.886874

only ever read two books on my own volition

 No.886875

File: 1550017217238.jpg (117.51 KB, 800x600, the masked man.jpg)


 No.886876

dont read beauvoir shes a feminist

 No.886877

women are the future

 No.886878

dancing

 No.886879

like sisyphus i work all day on tasks that are renewed in the following one
like sisyphus i receive in exchange enough to nurture my body if only to keep carrying my burder for longer
one must imagine sisyphus happy

 No.886880

delete all of that except ligotti

 No.886881

think i could rich if i made a mal but for gaming

 No.886882

you mean steam

 No.886883

no where you can catalog every game you beat on any platform steam doesnt have that right

 No.886884

add democracy the god that failed to your list

 No.886885

list of things to delete

 No.886886


 No.886887

flip i was too late

 No.886888

going to read dorian gray again

 No.886889

oh godg hima help it hurts the toilet paper was blood red when i finished what do i do ohfhh the humanity

 No.886890

happens every time i wipe usually by the 5th pass theres blood

 No.886891

happens every month you arrogant moids will never understand

 No.886892

get a bidet

 No.886893

boruto 93 is good its like an oldschool naruto fuller episode they even showed narutos old frogger wallet

 No.886894

>>886889
what the heck

 No.886895

guys if you take metamucil every day you wont even need tp not joking

 No.886896

thats for old people if you take that then you forfeit your youth

 No.886897

love a good metamucil and prune juice

 No.886898

nice tearjerker episode wonder if kishimoto sensei actually helped with this one

 No.886899

>>886896
what youth

 No.886900

wish i had bloody ass

 No.886901

i tried metamucil years ago it didnt help me

 No.886902

what its called when youre quite empathetic and perceptive but use it for evil classical psychopaths are described as devoid of empathy have i just formulated a new breed of villainy

 No.886903

psychic empath

 No.886904

File: 1550019437364.png (1.06 MB, 1280x720, [HorribleSubs] Watashi ni Tenshi ga Maiorita! ….png)


 No.886905

>>886898
is there a new manga out what are you talking about

 No.886906

>>886901
did you take it every day try benefiber
if you use more than one square of tp 50% of the time you need a fiber supplement

 No.886907


 No.886908

define one square

 No.886909

holy flip p anderson went full turt on this one

 No.886910

tried psyllium husks before and they almost killed me

 No.886911

if hes bleeding out of his ass every day he probably needs more than a fiber supplement

 No.886912

what the flip ive been using near half the damn roll after each bowel movement since adolescence what youre saying cant be right

 No.886913

File: 1550019750157.jpg (35.08 KB, 730x411, DeUP2.jpg)


 No.886914

hate people who use way too much tp something about it enrages me

 No.886915

>>886911
his man ass is busted and needs some rest and clean and fast shite sessions will do that

 No.886916

barfed at that image dont post toiletries

 No.886917

how can you tell if someone uses too much

 No.886918

>>886912
nobody forgets the first time they take a shite then wipe and the tp comes out so clean that you could use it as a napkin

 No.886919

green tea can help with the bloody ass

 No.886920

guys weighted blankets are a lifechanger i am not kidding get yourself a 25lb one as soon as you can

 No.886921

>>886917
more than a few squares

 No.886922

>>886918
love that feeling

 No.886923

hows that

 No.886924

25lb would suffocate me

 No.886925

thats exactly what i want

 No.886926

could i train with a weighted blanket like goku

 No.886927

>>886924
how much do you weight

 No.886928

ya the more you sleep the more powerful you become

 No.886929

95 lbs

 No.886930


 No.886931

that is dangerously malnourished eat something please

 No.886932

it might be a 4'11 girl

 No.886933

or a 4'11 chink

 No.886934

>>886931
its okay im 5 ft 4

 No.886935

then you should get a 15lb blanket

 No.886936

its too expensive

 No.886937

it will last you for years it is worth it

 No.886938

which one should i get

 No.886939

excreting scorching liquid shit what have i done to deserve this

 No.886940

gross

 No.886941

tmi

 No.886942

monsters have some sympathy

 No.886943

any with good reviews on amazon is fine

 No.886944

eatin some toast

 No.886945

drink some water you need to hydrate

 No.886946

>>886943
how ccan you be sure

 No.886947

you cant hes trying to trick you into spending lots of money

 No.886948

i knew it

 No.886949

gonno become a scorching ping pong little baby

 No.886950

you cant

 No.886951

File: 1550022459842.jpg (518.27 KB, 1050x960, 1541894572768.jpg)


 No.886952

hehe shes so cute wish i could see her face

 No.886953

File: 1550022688507.jpg (185.83 KB, 496x611, __inaba_tewi_touhou_drawn_by_ippongui__80970cf….jpg)


 No.886954

going to assassinate zun if these tohonorms dont flipping skedaddle

 No.886955

no dont

 No.886956

then beat it toho nigger

 No.886957

dont say that

 No.886958

>>886868
who wrote this why are the i apostrophe s not capitalized

 No.886959

File: 1550023119545.jpg (70.17 KB, 600x450, 1340092641387.jpg)


 No.886960

whats he grinning about kancolle and all those other opportunistic franchises will have the last laugh as touhou recedes farther and farther into the annals of history a faint and distant vestige remembered only by the lowest of the low poseur otaku

 No.886961

>>886954
no one cares about that dried up old hack

 No.886962

good

 No.886963

dont know if my libido is going down but its almost 24 hours since my last jo maybe i can just do 1 jo a day from now on

 No.886964

same things happening to me wonder if im going through menopause

 No.886965

took a big dump only one wipe required

 No.886966

touhou is declining

 No.886967


 No.886968

>>886960
no way touhou is as popular as ever it will never die in the hearts of real otaku
kancolle and idolmaster and whatever other meme girl collecting franchises are out there were purely created to make money no true otaku could ever latch onto those impure girls zuns world was created with guts and heart and everyone knows it so know after that other trash is gone touhou will persist

 No.886969

hope you dont actually believe that

 No.886970

dont be so confident toho niggers really are that delusional

 No.886971

bh contrarian

 No.886972

cant decide whether i want to flip caracal or serval this is too hard

 No.886973

ooooog

 No.886974

File: 1550025438597.png (69.38 KB, 635x723, books.png)

rate my shelf bookbros

 No.886975

wheres the vns

 No.886976

>>886974
whered you download the varg books

 No.886977

https://ambry.pw/search?q=varg
theres very little youll have to search the rest elsewhere

 No.886978

File: 1550025822569.jpg (287.22 KB, 1400x2120, 81NJ5msxhpL.jpg)

tie up the collection with this one

 No.886979

what a flippin norm

 No.886980

i worship norms

 No.886981

i can tell

 No.886982

weird how many russians keep exotic pets have a strange feeling they just kill them when they get to be too much to handle or they get bored
russians are literally the chinks of europe soulless emotionally devoid creatures that think nothing of insane acts of cruelty for their own amusement

 No.886983

what exotic pets

 No.886984

like caracals red pandas and eagles and bear cubs and wolves and gigantic asian frogs

 No.886985


 No.886986

not sure many people would be comfortable with a pet wolf

 No.886987

hate when i cut my tongue licking a yogurt cup

 No.886988

think its time for a pube shave

 No.886989

dont bother its too itchy

 No.886990

im ok with that pubes disgust me too much

 No.886991

>>886974
add the mystery of the graal

 No.886992

shaved my neetbeard earlier today

 No.886993

had a nice big mow gonno take a break for a bit then mow some more

 No.886994

hate booknorms

 No.886995

>>886989
simply trim

 No.886996


 No.886997

barely recovering from my intestinal trauma and mom brings me a flipping jumbo milkshake this bitch is trying to sabotage me this is going to wreck my stomach all over again

 No.886998

dont drink milk you are too old for it

 No.886999

woop woop woop kemono friends just got basted hell yeah here comes the plot

 No.887000

almost choked

 No.887001

>>886996
can you imagine how many books hes read in his lifetime probably the sum of all books read by hima multiplied by 100

 No.887002

nah

 No.887003

books are lame

 No.887004

im lame

 No.887005

started drinking soda again feel disgusted

 No.887006

you should feel refreshed from a nice glass of coke

 No.887007

cant even drink more than one sip of coke before pouring the rest down the drain

 No.887008

water is pure hydration why settle for less

 No.887009

nb would show you how its done

 No.887010

what do you mean i dont drink soda

 No.887011

why are you so hefty then

 No.887012

its just water weight

 No.887013

gonno go lift some weights

 No.887014

shaved the pubes and beard and showered im feeling young and fresh

 No.887015

shaved my pubes once the sandpaper crotch isnt worth the jo

 No.887016

it feels better for me because the the skin on my hand touching the skin where my pubes were feels stimulating

 No.887017

>>887011
i eat too much

 No.887018

worth the weight

 No.887019

mom asked me if i want money to order subs tomorrow even though we have meatballs steakumms and chicken in the freezer thats the third time this week and she was just complaining about her bills

 No.887020

sigh shes so nice mine bitches at me for asking to eat out and gives mcdonalds only as a treat

 No.887021

mom always says shes going on a diet but then buys the same junk and bakes brownies and eats sugary snacks and stuff

 No.887022

keep getting a rash down there sigh

 No.887023

post that plumpermom

 No.887024

i always give mom a hard time for buying desserts

 No.887025

kitty is staring at me it is creeping me out

 No.887026

run it over

 No.887027

the cat mom brought home around a year ago doesnt leave me alone cant even go to the bathroom without him scratching the door and reaching his paw underneath while meowing also whines when i stop petting him he even licks my face like a dog pretty sure he was separated from his mom too early

 No.887028

let him nurse from you

 No.887029

he tries to do that to my neck it feels weird

 No.887030

>>887027
sounds like it wants flip

 No.887031

mowed some more gonno shower

 No.887032


 No.887033

File: 1550035735665.jpg (58.94 KB, 639x482, sans_t10.jpg)


 No.887034

sigh beato

 No.887035

why didnt anyone tell me about this

 No.887036

ryukishi lost it

 No.887037

eatin a pomegranate

 No.887038

they have the same taste as man

 No.887039

i regret to inform hima that jazzs vagina has fallen off

 No.887040

no...

 No.887041

what about chriss vagina

 No.887042

i mean christine

 No.887043

die deadnamer

 No.887044

what the fuck

 No.887045

hard winterstorm out there could barely open my window

 No.887046

snowing here to stay dry hima

 No.887047

>>887044
raging hard

 No.887048

lucky its 96 degrees here

 No.887049

>>887044
are norms actually supporting this

 No.887050

>>887049
just look at the comments

 No.887051

File: 1550037094591.png (1.23 MB, 1650x2470, UbZXYa7.png)

they must use the steam sprites

 No.887052

>>887051
is this the neetcut

 No.887053

cant get horny for that battler hes a disgrace

 No.887054


 No.887055

it should be obvious

 No.887056

snooze time anyone gonno sync

 No.887057

File: 1550037362060.jpg (470.53 KB, 1440x1440, mission complete.jpg)

i made it bros

 No.887058

what race is she

 No.887059

hz

 No.887060

meant to type gz

 No.887061


 No.887062

>>887044
phew gonno buy this

 No.887063

die

 No.887064

backed it too

 No.887065

practicing my chanting

 No.887066

wololo

 No.887067

could easily defeat anyone on hima in aoe 2

 No.887068

id play a tiberian sun game with hima not good at aoe 2 and i doubt anyone is good at cnc

 No.887069

normberian sun

 No.887070

only ever played c and c generals

 No.887071


 No.887072

some cool new stuff added to ffxiv gonno fire up this pvp mode

 No.887073

join my guild

 No.887074

time to snooze

 No.887075

im on balmung where are you

 No.887076

its not a guild its a free company

 No.887077

its an adventurers guild

 No.887078

made curry

 No.887079

not cool enough to get into balmung

 No.887080

im on tonberry

 No.887081

balmung is the norm server

 No.887082

nice tonberry king

 No.887083

i would rather play with humble japanese

 No.887084

>>887082
saw him a few months ago

 No.887085

ya playing on a jp server is nice

 No.887086

hate japs theyre arrogant

 No.887087

bow after all my parties

 No.887088

>>887086
theyre the least arrogant people on earth

 No.887089

always commend the tank

 No.887090

i tank feels nice getting commended

 No.887091

die you flipping gamernorms

 No.887092

yearning to get snapped by a busty girl

 No.887093

its impossible for girls to snap

 No.887094

you have no idea how wrong you are

 No.887095

hate foids

 No.887096

wish i was smart enough to be a gamer

 No.887097

heading to bed wish me luck

 No.887098

had my first tardrage

 No.887099

what took you so long

 No.887100

raged last night but i was able to get a hold of myself before i wrecked the shop

 No.887101

glad for chadseki

 No.887102

gonno start bulking so i can reach neetblogs level

 No.887103

why do you wish to challenge him

 No.887104

File: 1550047781698.jpg (260.67 KB, 1449x2048, fat.jpg)


 No.887105

got a plumperbone

 No.887106

nice plumbertron

 No.887107

File: 1550048365213.jpg (Spoiler Image, 77.34 KB, 1000x1500, plumber.jpg)


 No.887108

nightjogged hard

 No.887109

ooog me jog

 No.887110

pasted

 No.887111

put me down hima

 No.887112


 No.887113

turned that off i wouldnt rent to him either

 No.887114

pizzas ready hima hoo boy time for a taste of italy

 No.887115

did you know they dont actually have the concept of pizza in italy

 No.887116

nose is running a mile a minute how the fuck did i get ill hima hate being sick

 No.887117

>>887113
turn it on this is important to know for the mansion

 No.887118

why would it matter when the mansions being built in jakarta

 No.887119

>>887115
liar ive been to italy twice

 No.887120

you mean shenzhen

 No.887121

you mean kota kinabalu

 No.887122

mindblowing that girls leak blood once a month

 No.887123

i leak blood every day

 No.887124

File: 1550057064788.jpg (165.67 KB, 2048x1446, boobs.jpg)

hate when this happens

 No.887125

your tits must be huge

 No.887126

yuck get those checked out

 No.887127

mindblowing how girls pretend having big breasts hurts them theyll whine about anything

 No.887128

hate big boobs

 No.887129

what dont you hate

 No.887130

china

 No.887131

im skinny fat

 No.887132

no such thing youre either skinny or youre fat

 No.887133

eating a apple

 No.887134

die

 No.887135

why

 No.887136

bed time

 No.887137

its morning time to rise and shine

 No.887138

time for the neets to rest their weary little eyes and slumber while the workers toil away

 No.887139

gotdamnit arrogant neets

 No.887140

may just snooze afterall

 No.887141

cant wait for the neets to wake up one day and realize theyre in their 40s and their parents are either dead or incapable of caring for them any longer

 No.887142

might become japanese

 No.887143

wish i could be neet but theres nobody to care for me

 No.887144

>>887141
ill simply rope no big deal

 No.887145

weighed in at 259 thats the twigest ive been in a while

 No.887146

die twig

 No.887147

mom said were moving to hong kong

 No.887148

have fun

 No.887149

might become the demon king

 No.887150

cant believe kaczynski has to suffer at adx florence just because he bombed some norms gonno write him a letter

 No.887151

File: 1550067334191.jpg (372.25 KB, 1572x2032, 1549945164391.jpg)

come here often?

 No.887152

that jack daniels label was drawn well

 No.887153

hate alcoholers

 No.887154

shes not old enough to be drinking

 No.887155

the winebibbers will burn in hell

 No.887156

she has jewelry on she must be at least 28

 No.887157

she has come to hima to find a husband

 No.887158

so have i

 No.887159

wish to be a stay at home dad

 No.887160

gonno listen to p andersons advice and find a nice young girl from church to settle down with

 No.887161

File: 1550068736035.jpg (41.54 KB, 720x480, bnriyxjpy7g21.jpg)

mgtow

 No.887162

this will be my last valentines day

 No.887163

the last one single you mean

 No.887164

wish i was mgtow

 No.887165

pasted

 No.887166

tardlaughing at how he considers himself mgtow while hes married

 No.887167

the mansion will have these installed on all the fans

 No.887168


 No.887169

there are billions of children and none of them will marry me

 No.887170

children are not for marrying

 No.887171

workin like a horse hima
can you believe someone sent me a purchase order yesterday at like 9 pm and had the gall to wake me up at 7:15 am asking if i was already done girl i work nine to six

 No.887172

i was up all night working on the penske file mr goldstein has been on my ass

 No.887173

how could they wake you up

 No.887174

excellent wake and wank

 No.887175

almost thirty hima

 No.887176

no one cares and workaholics think everyone stays up all night working like they do

 No.887177

File: 1550077476630.jpg (59.18 KB, 1600x800, 1507326069014.jpg)


 No.887178

dont turn 30 please

 No.887179

dont have a choice its only a few months away now and mom hasnt kicked the bucket before me

 No.887180

life gets better after 30 dont worry

 No.887181


 No.887182

been thirty for a couple months now nothing got better

 No.887183

gonno grow wasabi

 No.887184

what have you been up to now that youre thirty

 No.887185

thats zettai muri desu

 No.887186

i dont want to be a wizard

 No.887187

fell for the wizard meme sigh

 No.887188

we dont get a choice in the matter

 No.887189

theres probably no reason to live beyond 30 if the 20s were this bad

 No.887190

just fucked up hard at work

 No.887191

hope you get fired

 No.887192

why

 No.887193

>>887191
bastard

 No.887194

File: 1550082416472.webm (1.81 MB, 718x404, 1505234206013.webm)

first day on the job

 No.887195

bought an ssd and dont notice the difference

 No.887196

heh almost all the technorm stuff was delivered today bet moms curious of whats going on

not like it matters because the motherboard is still floating around in california

 No.887197

technorm

 No.887198

pits are sweaty today

 No.887199

File: 1550084437967.jpg (146.79 KB, 1195x1777, DyXTqpTU0AAh9ea.jpg)


 No.887200

File: 1550084497052.png (108.01 KB, 500x402, tumblr_n0ym7tzEgH1sdvfkko2_500.png)


 No.887201

love smelling my sweaty pits and balls hehe

 No.887202

may i have a whiff sir

 No.887203

vile

 No.887204

gonno go back to school and become a train driver

 No.887205

wonder how many suiciders the average train driver slams into

 No.887206

once a week on public transit here

 No.887207

gonno puke hima

 No.887208

hold it in

 No.887209

hungry

 No.887210


 No.887211

made it

 No.887212

made what

 No.887213

lots of good games coming out this week hima

 No.887214

im home hima havin a big ol mug o coffee

 No.887215

82 minutes left

 No.887216

die gamer

 No.887217

NOT a gamer but i can appreciate a good game when i see one

 No.887218

anyone else mewing rn

 No.887219

mewing is a scam designed to sell gullible young virgs a false sense of hope so that they will reintegrate into society and provide the jewish overlords with more labor to extract

 No.887220

still dont know what mewing is thought it was something cats did

 No.887221

im hardmewing and i feel pressure at my brow ridge and upper nose

 No.887222

no it works im going to ascend

 No.887223

same but i feel pressure around my squamous temporal and zygomatic process and some at my lambdoid suture

 No.887224

been meowing this whole time instead of mewing flip you

 No.887225

i am morphing

 No.887226

gonno mew hard

 No.887227

kitty is meowing

 No.887228

wish i had a kitty

 No.887229

its p great

 No.887230

sigh whats it like to not be overweight

 No.887231

never felt a greater sense of relief than when the family cat died

 No.887232

roll two guys down a mountain and the fat man will win

 No.887233

>>887231
hope you die you bastard

 No.887234

fat men are beautiful

 No.887235

ive done nothing wrong whats the matter with you wishing death upon me its not like im the one who killed it

 No.887236

felt nothing when the family dog got hit by a car my only sadness was we never ate its meat hehe

 No.887237

hima has grown so heartless dont think things can continue in this state

 No.887238

we will never establish a sense of camaraderie and brotherhood like this

 No.887239

trimmed me pubes

 No.887240

freak eye warned us of the chinks corrosive influence

 No.887241

that was me

 No.887242

p anderson said animals dont matter now quit crying about them

 No.887243

that is not biblical god has charged us with stewardship of all the land and the living creatures contained therein we must rule with grace and magnanimity

 No.887244

File: 1550093269892.jpg (70.46 KB, 800x558, 1550092421584.jpg)

stop playing video games

 No.887245

lose interest in video games within 2 minutes they are too mentally demanding

 No.887246

hope mom gets me some valentine candies

 No.887247

thats tomorrow

 No.887248


 No.887249

a homely korean girl offered me an entire bag of chocolates in history class one year on valentines and i silently declined her like a badass made me feel like a bona fide uchiha

 No.887250

goignt o exercise a bit today again hope i dont get redpee this time

 No.887251

were you drinking red gatorade or something

 No.887252

used to behave like sasuke in class because sakura and ino thought he was cool

 No.887253

i also politely informed her that her people had no rightful claim over the dokdo territories

 No.887254

>>887244
how can one even consider working out a hobby its masochism

 No.887255

mass is its own reward wont settle for anything less than a hulking behemoth who has trouble grasping cups without inadvertently shattering them

 No.887256

are you saying turt has no hobbies

 No.887257

girls prefer skinnyfat guys

 No.887258

the trend seems to be skinny and tall

 No.887259

the whims of femalekind are fickle and impermanent destructive capacity is forever

 No.887260

>>887215
whew glad i didnt miss it this is gonno be exciting

 No.887261

should i watch this

 No.887262

mewing

 No.887263

wish they still made good anime instead of that pandering crap

 No.887264

where can i find myself a pinchslave

 No.887265

what are your preferences

 No.887266

File: 1550095878698.jpg (Spoiler Image, 229.91 KB, 1437x2048, DxigFUYUUAIHDXb.jpg)


 No.887267

die degenseki

 No.887268


 No.887269

wish i was a norm

 No.887270

thought that said mom what about that what would you do if you were a mother

 No.887271

RUNE FACTORY ON THE SWITCH

 No.887272

norm factory

 No.887273

moms are socially accepted neets

 No.887274

motherhood is the most difficult job in the world

 No.887275

only if youre single

 No.887276

what could be hard about being a mom

 No.887277

cant see myself wasting money on videogames

 No.887278

going to enroll in the military academy in honor of this new fire emblem

 No.887279

baste tetris

 No.887280

>>887276
dont know but it must be hard since mom is always complaining

 No.887281

got baited hard thought itd be a battle royale hehe

 No.887282

norm emblem is simply the worst

 No.887283

varg wouldnt like this one

 No.887284

wish i didnt have double eyelids

 No.887285

woke up gonno have some coffee and watch swampletics

 No.887286

feel bad for koreans they were so close to being japanese

 No.887287

so many games such little time i need to spend more time gaming before i die

 No.887288

>>887268
hell ya gonno grab myself a nice covfefe and watch

 No.887289

just realized my head was molded by my headphones

 No.887290

File: 1550099684744.jpg (452.96 KB, 850x1200, 01.jpg)

mom.....

 No.887291

im positive that no one on hima could defeat me in age of mythology even with handicaps

 No.887292

your confidence betrays you

 No.887293

just loooked at the mirror by accident by god why am i so hideous

 No.887294

no stop that you are beautiful you are loved and i appreciate you and i am sure many others feel the same

 No.887295

i spend hours every day flexing in the mirror and practicing facial expressions

 No.887296

joed so hard i made a pool on my tummy i was lightheaded for a minute

 No.887297

used to spend hours in front of the mirror contorting my face and rambling incoherently to myself until my face started to warp beyond recognition and got scared and stopped

 No.887298

nah only mom and the kitty like me
and sis

 No.887299

>>887296
you are squandering your vitality

 No.887300

cant help but see every roast as the hag they will become

 No.887301

god has a plan for me i know it

 No.887302

im mo flippin pasted

 No.887303

gods been trying to kill me for years

 No.887304

you are an aberration

 No.887305

can boys be hags

 No.887306

meet blogletics my hima locked ultimate neetman
no working no leaving home but this time i cant post outside of hima

 No.887307

you should see all women as the sexy ladies and teens they once were

 No.887308

dont tell him that it will only activate turts bloodlust he hates sexy ladies

 No.887309

File: 1550101993983.jpg (620.26 KB, 1129x1585, 1527234641327.jpg)

i love sexy ladies

 No.887310

shaved me pubes

 No.887311

hell yeah

 No.887312

shaver

 No.887313

File: 1550103263983.webm (Spoiler Image, 2.86 MB, 1000x562, 1549790887282.webm)


 No.887314

wish i could suck on those beads

 No.887315

>>887313
mindblowing this aired on national television

 No.887316

what would that accomplish

 No.887317

big bone

 No.887318

File: 1550103522438.jpg (93.52 KB, 600x800, 1880d757c63c47a29355139be0d0b8f1.jpg)


 No.887319

nothin mindblowing

 No.887320

wish i could experience a warm summer with her

 No.887321

>>887318
sayaka is a cute sexy ladygirl and her va is so nice she must be flipped

 No.887322

>>887320
that would resolve none of the problems in your life

 No.887323

how the flip do you know

 No.887324

itd be a good start though hehe it means my real life will have begun

 No.887325

did you know the word begun is a grammatically incorrect bastardization

 No.887326

gonno snooze

 No.887327

File: 1550104314853.png (58.52 KB, 400x298, 1382215449623548.png)


 No.887328


 No.887329

wish i was cute again

 No.887330

you never were

 No.887331

i was cute once

 No.887332

File: 1550104810040.jpg (89.82 KB, 1080x1030, 1549986735089.jpg)

hey you watch linus were big fans of him too

 No.887333

cute to men or cute to girls

 No.887334

wish that was me in the middle

 No.887335

hate seeing pictures of norms

 No.887336

>>887332
the mew crew spotted at the 2020 hima meetup

 No.887337

File: 1550105012460.jpg (Spoiler Image, 398.56 KB, 1000x667, stand user-pnig stand name-smooth criminal.jpg)


 No.887338

File: 1550105104742.jpg (117.76 KB, 600x600, 1547091376173.jpg)

baste

 No.887339

File: 1550105140341-0.jpg (60.11 KB, 1080x1248, 23161392_881389735354523_4118894862592376832_n.jpg)

File: 1550105140341-1.jpg (129.45 KB, 1522x1176, 9v8hjT2.jpg)


 No.887340

the magic of permasquinting and lip injections

 No.887341

my boy is a master at squint maxing

 No.887342

File: 1550105476481.jpg (Spoiler Image, 400.14 KB, 1277x717, 77c666a89d27e5e710daa95dcde74189.jpg)


 No.887343

did you know that hunching over compresses all of your organs

 No.887344

someone saw me on hima and said they recognized neetblog from college

 No.887345

im sweaty as hell hima

 No.887346

gonno buy a cel burger from burger king

 No.887347

they said he used to roll around campus in a beat up kia with a sticker on the back that said pow mia

 No.887348

not capable of sweating

 No.887349

i sweat so much i hate it

 No.887350

2 meal a day plan is going smoothly on day 3 hehe im doing it hima i cant wait to wake up as a twig

 No.887351

why does height play such a large factor in size a guy who is 6'2 and like 140lbs looks a lot bigger than someone who is a few inches shorter and built like a truck

 No.887352

File: 1550107651301.jpg (95.02 KB, 1280x720, [HorribleSubs] Watashi ni Tenshi ga Maiorita! ….jpg)

feeding time

 No.887353

File: 1550107745605.png (157.35 KB, 850x1200, 43.png)


 No.887354

>>887350
fast every other day

 No.887355

>>887350
that will not fill the emotional void in your soul

 No.887356

sigh

 No.887357

wish i could twigmax

 No.887358

how do i go from 15% bodyfat to 8%

 No.887359

stop eating

 No.887360

maybe we can trade appetites

 No.887361

stop with the misguided attempts to remake your self-image it will only end in heartbreak the universe itself will conspire against you dont disturb the natural order your room is the only refuge from the hostile external world

 No.887362

didnt understand that post

 No.887363

how do i go back in time i need a reset

 No.887364

you dont understand my soul is a twig im supposed to look like an anime mc i cant be a fat background character im too important

 No.887365

will satan trade for a full respec should i ask

 No.887366

the gods will punish you for your hubris

 No.887367

i look forward to your twigwakening

 No.887368

nobody has ever successfully completed the transformation its too dangerous why are you encouraging him

 No.887369

do sexy ladies like fat guys

 No.887370

File: 1550109016436.jpg (490.26 KB, 1200x1756, 0001.jpg)

you know

 No.887371

sexy ladies dont care what you look like as long as you can flip them HARD but a minimum member length of 8 inches is required

 No.887372

>>887337
crying

 No.887373

sexy ladies dont want flip

 No.887374

wish to platonically cuddle a sexy lady

 No.887375

>>887370
baste fuck juice

 No.887376

>>887374
that isnt possible sexy ladies are intensely sexual beings

 No.887377

dont they like it gentle not hard

 No.887378

rookie mistake

 No.887379

gonno beecome a loyal npc

 No.887380

loyal what do you mean loyal to what

 No.887381

loyal to the machine

 No.887382

is that you john wayne
is this me

 No.887383

what if i told you that there is no machine and that mans struggle to impose order on this world is futile

 No.887384

my hunter level is 2

 No.887385

how do i check mine

 No.887386

im a super spry 27 year old

 No.887387

i turn 25 in a few days my youth is all dried up what a shit waste of a life

 No.887388

ban this flipping arrogant youngster

 No.887389

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 No.887390

File: 1550110607294.gif (1.26 MB, 500x324, UnkemptGlitteringEelelephant-size_restricted.gif)

hehe shes so tard

 No.887391

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 No.887392

uh you came out as a girl

 No.887393

you could pass for a young natalie portman

 No.887394

they dont have a nongirl option

 No.887395

File: 1550111621341.png (18.19 KB, 615x192, Capture.PNG)


 No.887396

think i found my favorite moviestar sexy lady hope nobody else knows about her

 No.887397

File: 1550111842025.jpg (845.56 KB, 1200x853, 1518707560243.jpg)


 No.887398

idgi

 No.887399

google capital case in arizona dickspammer is done for

 No.887400

theyre giving him the death penalty for murdering warosu

 No.887401

this is cause for celebration

 No.887402

complex case just means regular time constraints dont apply to the trial its usually good for the defendant

 No.887403

did he kill gran

 No.887404

he snapped and killed his cousin

 No.887405

have a feeling how this arc will flow into the next one

after hes free pnig will countersue the police for snooping on his computer after the invasion of his privacy and win enough money to start the hima mansion arc

 No.887406

glad someone else remembers how he killed warosu thought i was the only one left

 No.887407

whether they invaded his privacy or not isnt going to delete the cp

 No.887408

cant believe pnig was kidjo i get hes a ped but he always struck me as more subdued and tasteful than that i fear for the mental condition of his cousins in light of all this hope they arent too traumatized

 No.887409

wonder what he has been doing this whole time without the internet

 No.887410

>>887406
i was just joking he didnt kill warosu

 No.887411

>>887410
we got it all on tape

 No.887412

i kidjo to legal innocent pictures and videos norms dont realize you can do this because their brains have been ruined by porn

 No.887413

flipping hate how pornified everything has become the way norms make overt reference to sexual imagery in daily conversation is revolting

 No.887414

File: 1550113203566.gif (161.31 KB, 373x481, 1179428240221.gif)

sigh nurse witch komugi chan

 No.887415

sigh nurse teen komugi norm

 No.887416

>>887408
nothin wrong with a kidjo

 No.887417

>>887380
my tribe

 No.887418

pnig should ask thad for advice

 No.887419

>>887413
ya flippin hate that gross shite alright time to watch my anime hehe look at her boobes theyre huge

 No.887420

im not onseki you flipper i demand only the highest artistry and narrative from my anime

 No.887421

ya like for example uhh umaru and pripara sublime shows for scholarly gentlemen

 No.887422

gonno spam turts favorite subs with banned chinese phrases

 No.887423

nobody actually wants to flip pripara characters how ignorant are you i watch it because of the amusing situations and charming artstyle

 No.887424

cracked open a beer

 No.887425

beer is just rancid bread

 No.887426

really wish lala would give me a hug and maybe a pinchjob

hima claimed this post was a joke

 No.887427

it is theyre just harmless inside jokes to lighten the mood

 No.887428

File: 1550114504663.png (663.09 KB, 1000x974, lala johns.png)


 No.887429

wanted to give mom a pizza slice but she didnt accept

 No.887430

was it warm

 No.887431

oven fresh

 No.887432

if pnig is let out of jail and posts here im leaving forever
hate that nigger

 No.887433

throatpuncher will go american history x on his ass if that happens

 No.887434

mindboggling how tiny my nutsack shrinks when its cold
in the summer my nuts hang down low and feel all floppy but if i stand outside for a few hours they retract into my body and my whole nutsack is the diameter of a golfball

 No.887435

my nutsack is always that size

 No.887436

same hate danglenorms

 No.887437

will turt be allowed to stream the lethal injection

 No.887438

cracked open a blogweiser

 No.887439

could really go for a beer right now

 No.887440

had a beer like 13 years ago it tasted bad so havent had one since

 No.887441

youre missing out

 No.887442

might start drinking

 No.887443


 No.887444

wish i was a wiseman

 No.887445


 No.887446

time for some spaghetters

 No.887447

dont call it that its creepy

 No.887448

i dont think it is

 No.887449

a true italian would never debase the dish with such a ridiculous infantilism

 No.887450

hate italians

 No.887451

hope maltaman is safe and happy

 No.887452

italiens

 No.887453

should i make sushi

 No.887454

>>887443
this is just graph theory and every card is a vertex

 No.887455

make some spaghetters and meatyballs instead

 No.887456

dont even watch the majority of vids i post just instantly upload whatever vaguely interesting vid appears in the recommendations panel

 No.887457

respect content creators

 No.887458

i dont watch them either

 No.887459

hope you at least watch china uncensored to stay 1 step ahead of the chinks

 No.887460

china uncensored is funded by chinks

 No.887461

mom neglected me today should i take her to court

 No.887462

File: 1550119850488.jpg (57.19 KB, 540x540, tumblr_oh9vgfp9HG1rsug4po1_540.jpg)

how should i rename pics ive saved from tumblr

 No.887463

flipping hate the mmonorms so much theyve corrupted this community beyond all repair

 No.887464

not low enough iq to enjoy mmos

 No.887465

same

 No.887466

i play mmos like a single player game

 No.887467

>>887462
die tumblrnorm

 No.887468

not high iq enough to enjoy mmos

 No.887469

File: 1550120235041.mp4 (1.25 MB, ☸ bob死 - Me when all my friends are hitting me….mp4)


 No.887470

ban tokike

 No.887471

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 No.887472

raid

 No.887473

>>887469
baste tokike

 No.887474

teens

 No.887475

ran out of walls to stare at

 No.887476

File: 1550121321221.jpg (9.7 KB, 273x291, 1417571796713.jpg)


 No.887477

ban

 No.887478

resemblance is uncanny

 No.887479

File: 1550121442192.png (1.5 MB, 1446x2030, __mutsu_kantai_collection_drawn_by_kabayaki_na….png)

tummy hurts

 No.887480

want me to take a biopsy

 No.887481

wine time

 No.887482

die wino

 No.887483

dont post about wine i havent had any in weeks

 No.887484

time for fish balls

 No.887485

took some rum from moms room but scared ill tard out

 No.887486

shit myself for the second time this week

 No.887487

sorry for your loss

 No.887488

50 neets on a dead sexy ladies chest

 No.887489

File: 1550124262622.png (118.49 KB, 502x366, 1550121774894.png)


 No.887490

stupid norm

 No.887491

hes right

 No.887492

hes a flipping norm

 No.887493

hes just being nice

 No.887494

how is having arcane otaku interests dull and boring

 No.887495

gonno make curry

 No.887496

girls dont care about stuff like that girls care about instagram followers

 No.887497

mom raged at me for lounging in the nude she says im turning into a complete bum

 No.887498

tell her youre just coming into your own as a nudist and that its perfectly natural

 No.887499

cumming into your ass

 No.887500

i dont have otaku interests

 No.887501

why are you here

 No.887502

someone linked to this board on incels.me

 No.887503

welcome brother

 No.887504

have never had anything but a superficial in anything dont understand how you guys can read about flipping vector calculus and recite obscure production details about some esoteric black metal album without even mentioning all the other flippers like turt who could write you a thesis on anabolic steroids and all the carnorms what is it i lack

 No.887505

the last two are norms

 No.887506

>>887501
because im a neet and i love to blog

 No.887507

heading to bed wish me luck

 No.887508

good luck were all counting on you

 No.887509

>>887504
you lack autism

 No.887510

just doomed to mindlessly consumed

 No.887511

crying hard

 No.887512

what ails you traveler

 No.887513

mindlessly consuming this curry its pretty good

 No.887514

gonno try making half popped popcorn

 No.887515

how do you know its exactly half

 No.887516

science

 No.887517

found some ladybugs mating when i went out to harvest some of my plants earlier needless to say i executed those sexnorms on the spot

 No.887518

it is not your place to interfere with the cycle of life

 No.887519

rainy n windy hima

 No.887520

i have been sexually selected out of the gene pool for having undesirable genetic traits

 No.887521

couldve just said youre ugly

 No.887522

>>887517
that must have made you feel like god

 No.887523

i am a god that exists solely to punish the arrogant

 No.887524

baste tvbro

 No.887525

hehe

 No.887526

if you can read this sentence i can prove gods existence

 No.887527

big storms brewin hima

 No.887528

how can you tell

 No.887529

i can feel it in my waters

 No.887530

popcorn was a failure most of it didnt even pop

 No.887531

told you

 No.887532

i foresaw this

 No.887533

shouldnt have gone against god

 No.887534

flip god ill spit in his face the day i rope

 No.887535

thinkin bout a big warm mug of coffee

 No.887536

think my tumor was the result of styrofoam contamination due to microwave exposure shouldve just used the flipping silverware

 No.887537

mom wants me to work at uncles car dealership wonder if i could use my persuasive abilities and boyish good looks to swindle norms

 No.887538

yes you should have you damn cretin

 No.887539

last time i had business with my uncle he banned me from his ranch

 No.887540

you have to have a high norm level to do sales

 No.887541

i beat battletoads in one sitting how hard could it be

 No.887542

never played halo but i must admit this is quite the rousing piece

 No.887543

morning hima read now im bored as hell

 No.887544

never read never bored

 No.887545


 No.887546

wish i could go back in time and finish the fight again

 No.887547

the sleeper has awakened

 No.887548

bored while everyones at work

 No.887549

you dont game to live you live to game

 No.887550

work has been hell for the past couple of days
sellin lenovo services to apple as a middle man but their system is so flipped up it doesnt work

 No.887551

wish i could try dog meat it must taste good since chinks love it so much

 No.887552

those dogs are bred solely for consumption they look like weird miniature greyhounds or something no one has ever kept them as pets its no more cruel than eating chickens

 No.887553

read the posts from after i snoozed and they were all good

 No.887554

highlight

 No.887555

wonder if maltaman escaped from the psych ward

 No.887556

whats for breakfast

 No.887557

why breakfast sandwiches of course

 No.887558

dont know what that is

 No.887559

woke up

 No.887560

gonno fire up the high fructose corn syrup

 No.887561

thats so american

 No.887562

wish i was the second egg

 No.887563

stop eating sugar

 No.887564

ok what do i replace it with because if i just stop ill starve

 No.887565

honey

 No.887566

drinking a mountain dew®️ AMP™️ Game Fuel®️CHARGED ORIGINAL DEW®️

 No.887567

https://www.gamefuel.com/
this is like a bad joke

 No.887568

wonder if pnig will plead insanity and get sent to the psych ward

 No.887569

flapperlaughing

 No.887570

pasted

 No.887571

not watching both of those embeds which ones it gonno be

 No.887572

>>887570
tardlaughing again

 No.887573

stop laughing

 No.887574

tard oooogin here

 No.887575

gonno chug some gamer fuel

 No.887576

woke up the other day with an extra blanket on me never happened before

 No.887577

File: 1550164071940.png (340.55 KB, 1920x1080, hw.png)

phew nice

 No.887578

was that the ending

 No.887579

ya

 No.887580

nice work

 No.887581

stole moms credit card and bought stormblood

 No.887582

its for the greater good

 No.887583

flip i woke up so late pardon my irresponsibility

 No.887584

File: 1550165578208.png (16.78 KB, 951x246, b9d0a43e552ff90afee325f6f51a2498.png)

sigh mom thought i wasnt cel for a second there

 No.887585

is your mom a native english speaker

 No.887586

shes just tard

 No.887587

be safe today hima the norms are at their strongest today

 No.887588

cant imagine mom typing like that

 No.887589

nice and snug in the neetbunker

 No.887590

do you have a weighted blanket

 No.887591

might buy a weighted gaming vest

 No.887592

i have a comforter but the buttons ripped off so i have to stuff it back in the sheet all the time

 No.887593

File: 1550166316588.jpg (113.05 KB, 528x586, sigh.jpg)

not foreign just retarded

 No.887594

is that your mom

 No.887595

what does you got me with the peanut a reference to

 No.887596

would a dad tolerate a deadbeat failure the way mom does

 No.887597

mom used to say the same things to me about how she thought i was a smart kid but she caught on a while ago that im hopeless now she just bugs me about getting a job

 No.887598

if nothing else please get me monsters

 No.887599

moms just happy if im enjoying myself with my games

 No.887600

should i get some compression socks for gaming

 No.887601

think my argumentative nature prevented me from projecting the helpless and tortured image that would preclude the possibility of ever attaining gainful employment in moms eyes i flipped up

 No.887602

im not even good company i should have emphasized the pitiability of my situation or at least acted friendly and affectionate i could have averted the ynaj saga

 No.887603

>>887570
laughed at this

 No.887604

mom gave me chocolates sigh

 No.887605

how sweet of her what kind

 No.887606

box says whitmans

 No.887607

dont like chocolate

 No.887608

>>887593
thats a nice mom

 No.887609

just had wild crunchberries for the first time the potency of the flavor is incomparable to the diluted household ones

 No.887610

whew ate some burger king but im still just above 259 ill have to have a small meal next time

 No.887611

tardlaughing hehe thats sv3riges best vid yet

 No.887612

what is so humorous about it

 No.887613

going to start fasting for 36 hours and eating for 12 from now on
getting some cold sweats hehe

 No.887614

he owned the plantnorms

 No.887615

tea samples have arrived kettle is not here yet though
they smell very strong and they threw in an extra free sample thats nice

 No.887616

https://www.herox.com/evolution2.0

i believe all of himas brightest minds can convene to demystify this age-old question who is willing to rise to the challenge

 No.887617

whats with these freaks and stabbing people

 No.887618

should i get myself some tea

 No.887619

going to solve some millennium problems to help onseki with the hosting fees

 No.887620

god created life the way it is now hand me over those 5 million i got a mansion to build

 No.887621


 No.887622

the answer to that question is priceless how can a measily 5mil be worth it when the nsa and the chinks could start manufacturing artificial life with that information

 No.887623

need an artificial lgf its ok if shes not really human

 No.887624

love how the scientards professing themselves to be wise they became fools vain in their imaginations think theres actually an answer to that question

 No.887625

could go for a warm glass of gamergirl pee right about now

 No.887626

girl scouts were giving away valentines day stuff with the cookies it was cute

 No.887627

is ff14 guy here

 No.887628

no hes at work currently try contacting his secretary

 No.887629

>>887627
ya whats up

 No.887630

fingers smell like vinegar today

 No.887631

>>887629
link me a good video of gameplay everything i find is just people running around as male characters about basic shit

 No.887632

do you like those games where you slash at a bosses ankles for 15 minutes its like that

 No.887633

>>887631
maybe this is a good clip its an average dungeon boss and shouldnt be hard to understand whats going on

 No.887634

if you like raids check out any of the primal battles theyre all super cool

 No.887635

>>887633
why are they all tard male characters wheres the sexy cats and bunnies

 No.887636

theres a female lalafell in that video you can jerk it to her

 No.887637

File: 1550176489579.jpg (94.73 KB, 458x811, 1550164060093.jpg)

sickening

 No.887638

bone

 No.887639

stop playing zoomer games

 No.887640

ill just stick to tera i guess

 No.887641

simply play both thats what i do

 No.887642

>>887635
everyone wants to get girlfriends but very few are willing to be the girlfriends thats the dilemma

 No.887643

tera is dead

 No.887644

ffxiv isnt for zoomers they play runescape

 No.887645

scape is a classic zoomers play fotm games like pubg and fortnite and apex legends

 No.887646

do zoomers play dwarf fort

 No.887647

im home hima havin a coffee and some lemon pie work has been stressful lately

 No.887648

i play every game you guys listed

 No.887649

sigh my gamer aura made everyone stop posting

 No.887650

>>887647
replace your coffee with some green tea

 No.887651

post your fort

 No.887652

how about some kombucha instead

 No.887653

really like dwarf fortress but turt said its for norms

 No.887654

turt is the last person you should listen to

 No.887655

seething dorfnorms

 No.887656


 No.887657

you mean skookum

 No.887658

yeah that guy is a norm

 No.887659

really depressed friends

 No.887660

what the fuck

 No.887661

>>887659
stop being sad and start being awesome

 No.887662

time for coffee number three

 No.887663

guess ill have some bread soup

 No.887664

make beet soup

 No.887665

cant recall a moment where i posted on hima with clothes on

 No.887666

baste

 No.887667

time to enjoy a lil cpop

 No.887668

cant stop smelling these tea samples

 No.887669

get some coffee samples instead

 No.887670

whered you get your tea

 No.887671

>>887667
post em

 No.887672

adagio

 No.887673

looks norm as hell

 No.887674

love the smell of a freshly roasted coffee bean

 No.887675

hope pnigs doing alright sigh wonder if he had to talk about it all with his employer and tg wonder what happened wish hed give us an update

 No.887676

the judge said hes not allowed to post on hima until the trial is over

 No.887677


 No.887678

ate 3 hotdogs

 No.887679

wont be able to post after either cause theyre going to execute him

 No.887680

yeah guillotine then theyre going to cremate hima and send the ashes to outer space very tragic

 No.887681

the da said theyre bringing back cruel and unusual punishment just for this case

 No.887682

boles said this post was a joke

 No.887683

get in here

 No.887684

cant understand him

 No.887685

are you tard

 No.887686

wonder what the jury will think when they start playing the videos that pnig recorded of the neighborhood children from his window

 No.887687


 No.887688

due to the hima posts evidence they will be going after turt for possession and distribution of steroid drugs

 No.887689

>>887686
what about his dick pics

 No.887690

turt will be pardoned for bringing a dangerous felon to justice

 No.887691

gonno start posting plumpers and hairy kitties just in case

 No.887692

ugh mom made a friend and she has a little boy and i realized the boy is more socially adept than myself and i remembered when i was his age and i acted the same back then that i do now just end this shite life

 No.887693

dont snap his shota ass

 No.887694

>>887690
laughing hard theyd read his incel posts in court and his face would be on cnn all day

 No.887695

woke up havin some coffee nice pewds

 No.887696

nice runeelite added a wiki button you just click on it and click on what you want to read about like an item or monster or quest and it opens up in your browser

 No.887697


 No.887698

>>887696
looking at guides and wiki pages is cheating

 No.887699

the court calls mr neet blog to the stand

 No.887700

nothin cheaty its just some nice info like gamefaqs

 No.887701

would you pinch it yes or no answer the question mr boles

 No.887702

the norms cant handle the truth

 No.887703

got my quest cape without looking at a single guide

 No.887704

thats impossible

 No.887705

phew they banned nexus in mtga

 No.887706

only in bo1

 No.887707

oh thats alright since i always sideboard unmoored ego