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 No.866074[Last 100 Posts]

 No.867341

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oog bad posts me delete

 No.867412

>>867341
baste
baste baste

 No.883680

its ok to play girls in single player gamers or games with no males since theres no chance of emasculation but its too risky in an mmo

 No.883682

>>883659
im looking forward to it

 No.883683

whats wrong with playing girls in video games

 No.883684

in mmos you can be emasculated by another male and you cant defend yourself since your avatar is a girl

 No.883685

got left behind

 No.883686

got left behind to

 No.883687

was writing up a great post on ffxiv

 No.883688

what about when a woman plays a boy in an mmo

 No.883689

really want to play a fun rpg badly but the only console i have is a 3ds

 No.883690

morimori chan is a far fetched male fantasy

 No.883691

ffxiv is mostly girls

 No.883692

im mostly girl

 No.883693

>>883690
no shes just like me

 No.883694

>>883689
what about computer games

 No.883695


 No.883696

2019 isnt my year heres hoping 2020 will be good

 No.883697

sigh

 No.883698

wish every mmo didnt have a flipping subscription so i could try it out without having a panic attack

 No.883699

most are free

 No.883700

same

 No.883701

tera is free

 No.883702

discordsugi

 No.883703

>>883698
get on mabinogi

 No.883704

never used irccord whats it like

 No.883705

basically just like hima

 No.883706

even though my hair looks cooler than ever its feeling really heavy think it might be time for a cut

 No.883707

keep growing also pic

 No.883708

should i send nanahira another email

 No.883709

leave her alone creep

 No.883710

got a cute popura banner

 No.883711

gonno snooze sync if youre tired

 No.883712

forgot to ground myself and damaged my new parts sigh

 No.883713

>>883710
hehe got it too

 No.883714

hate being grounded

 No.883715

never grounded myself while handling pc parts never had a problem

 No.883716

thinking about all the men weve lost along the way and some of you that will go next

 No.883717

just ate some nice big bacon sandwich

 No.883718

forgot death was real mindblowing that i can die at any moment

 No.883719

memento mori

 No.883720

cant believe ts really gone

 No.883721

wonder whos gonno be next on the chopping block bet its neetblog

 No.883722

>>883721
im not going to die

 No.883723

your cholesterol levels say otherwise

 No.883724

im banking on them inventing the immortality pill within my lifetime or a genie turning me into god or something so i dont have to face how scary death is

 No.883725

not going to be available for cels

 No.883726

you dont want to live forever

 No.883727

yes i do

 No.883728

i die with hima

 No.883729

hate mortalnorms

 No.883730

so in august when the cert expires with no one to renew it

 No.883731

himas still hima even if it becomes himasugi.rocks

 No.883732

make the himasugi twitter to update us when it expires

 No.883733

>>883723
the doc says i have healthy cholesterol levels

 No.883734

hows your test

 No.883735

doc said only insecure people get their test levels checked and refused to tell me

 No.883736

fire up the dueg

 No.883737

thats malpractice

 No.883738

hehe

 No.883739

whats with guys obsessions with test levels

 No.883740

cant believe freak almost succeeded in his pnig coup d'etat with duegi

 No.883741

its just failednorms that care

 No.883742

testnorms

 No.883743

time for some splatoon hima

 No.883744

tsumaran was more basted than duegi

 No.883745

gotta dump bigly

 No.883746

sigh not feeling splatoon again tonight guess ill lay down and stare at the ceiling

 No.883747

tardlaughing hard remembering the euphemia scene from code geass

 No.883748

wish to lay down next to a himafriend and ceilingstare

 No.883749

okay but only on the condition that i can touch you

 No.883750

jaypee boy

 No.883751

be gentle

 No.883752

hope i get a cool roommate or neighbor at the mansion

 No.883753

cool or cool

 No.883754

cool

 No.883755

tardlaughin thinking about staying up late with my ear pressed up to the wall listening in on one of turts rage sessions

 No.883756

need to shitte

 No.883757

no shitting

 No.883758

just jacked

 No.883759

no jacking

 No.883760

hope i dont get a poopbone

 No.883761

gross

 No.883762

>>883721
youre probably right my hearts going to give out soon

 No.883763

i will give up my life so you can have mine

 No.883764

will you now

 No.883765

hope i fall over into the snow and freeze to death

 No.883766

i hope you live a long and happy life

 No.883767

nb is becoming a heartless

 No.883768

going to suicide by hypothermia anyone wish to join me

 No.883769

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 No.883770

ya lets go and get this over with

 No.883771


 No.883772

its cold hima covered up in blankets but i might not make it

 No.883773

lets huddle together for warmth

 No.883774

never huddled for warmth before

 No.883775

im trying to die by freezing i dont want to huddle

 No.883776

youll huddle whether you like it or not

 No.883777

prove it

 No.883778

every time i play mmos i think this time im gonno join a guild and make some nice friends to talk to but i end up just playing entirely solo as always

 No.883779

same in all these years ive never made a friend in mmos

 No.883780

wanna join my scape guild

 No.883781

ive tried joining things before but i get too nervous and can never type in the chat

 No.883782

cant motivate myself to play mmos would rather wallstare

 No.883783


 No.883784

>>883781
how come you get nervous there but not here

 No.883785

its not cute its pathetic

 No.883786

>>883712
what the hell was sensitive enough to get damaged by static

 No.883787

i do the same thing i never write in any guild chats to scared to and then i eventually stop playing

 No.883788

>>883786
quantum processor i designed

 No.883789

too expensive to make another one too guess ill just shelve it and work on something else

 No.883790

flip you

 No.883791

>>883787
sigh this time it will be different though

 No.883792

>>883784
i dont know probably because its anonymous

 No.883793

we arent anonymous here

 No.883794

guilds are always just cliques of friends and even if you say anything theyll just ignore you and keep talking theres no way to make friends on online games

 No.883795

sigh

 No.883796

my guild isnt like that anyone is welcome and we are inclusive and say hi to newcomers and make them feel safe

 No.883797

youre just luring me in to bully and exclude me like everybody else

 No.883798

immediately quit guilds when anyone says welcome

 No.883799

you need to be around at the start of the guild or you will never fit in

 No.883800

whale cum

 No.883801

>>883799
how am i meant to do that if i have no friends

 No.883802

im your friend

 No.883803

mindbending that since i respect women i must be high iq like tesla

 No.883804

it isnt like we say welcome as soon as you join but we always try to include new members and we would never exclude people unless they were being blatantly rude

 No.883805

no place in mmos for cels anymore

 No.883806

another problem is that unless i have max level and max gear i feel like i would be a burden to any guild i joined

 No.883807

>>883804
whats your cc

 No.883808

basteblob

 No.883809

did nb ever hit 200m wc

 No.883810

>>883807
ill tell you if you really have pure intentions

 No.883811

im just curious i already quit scape

 No.883812

oh no point posting it then its a really small thing now but we try to invite nice people and we dont like cliques either

 No.883813

might install tera

 No.883814

forgot to eat today

 No.883815

pretend i forgot if someone brings it up but actually i just didnt want to

 No.883816

why not

 No.883817

dont expect a foodnorm to understand

 No.883818

they are making a tera classic server

 No.883819

why

 No.883820

ill never understand how people can find discussion of sexual preferences stimulating and i say that as someone with over 80000 sexy pics that i jo off to 50 times a week

 No.883821

havent played an mmo since maplestory

 No.883822

>>883817
cant believe twigs make fun of me for being fat then withhold crucial information like this

 No.883823

feeling real irritable might go rage at mom for nothing

 No.883824

leave her alone rage at me

 No.883825

feel bad for those who die as teens theyre forever teens

 No.883826

wish i was teen

 No.883827

feel worse for the teenbros being stuck as teen for life

 No.883828

wish i could kill teen me

 No.883829

wish someone sent a robot back in time to kill me before i was born

 No.883830

>>883827
nothing wrong with being a teenbro

 No.883831

then you wouldnt be alive

 No.883832

flip mom made me a delicious burger but im not hungry what should i do

 No.883833

time to feast

 No.883834

feeling nauseous if anything

 No.883835

cryogenically freeze that burg

 No.883836

dont think i need to be alive one of the other 7 billion will fulfill my duties im sitting this round out

 No.883837

you cant do that its irresponsible

 No.883838

im neetbro for life

 No.883839

so tired of wearing the needless constraints known as clothes to the kitchen used to find nudists weird now i wish i had been born as one

 No.883840

simply wear a kimono

 No.883841

want to eat some spaghetters but i went through hell cause of it

 No.883842

gonno pray

 No.883843

even robes are too cumbersome for me you dont understand

 No.883844

at least cover your penis

 No.883845

how

 No.883846

love carly

 No.883847

getting really tired and sad hima

 No.883848

why are you feeling sad

 No.883849

just want to end it and seeing how hard mom tries to cheer me up makes it worse i need to flipping die

 No.883850

really want to talk to you and get to know you and be your friend i bet youre a wonderful person so dont say things like that

 No.883851

dont even think a hima friend could help now ive sunk too far

 No.883852

>>883844
loin cloth

 No.883853

>>883851
what did you do what happened you have to talk to us

 No.883854

>>883851
i care about you and i bet mom cares about you too

 No.883855

sigh left behind again

 No.883856

just wish to snooze forever isnt anything specific just crushing sadness and despair cant watch happy carefree anime without flipping losing it now

 No.883857

eyelids are getting heavy hima

 No.883858

reaching the same point myself

 No.883859

gonno snooze lets sync

 No.883860

same even just firing up the computer is too much work

 No.883861

never felt sadness before

 No.883862

i feel nothing

 No.883863


 No.883864

gay

 No.883865

aint no place like moetown

 No.883866

happy new year hima

 No.883867

>>883865
wonder what freak eye would think of that as a kindred australian pokemon trainer

 No.883868

1989

 No.883869

hehe

 No.883870

吉慶有餘

 No.883871

bout time we have a monthly chink purge on hima

 No.883872

if only the freak was here he would save hima

 No.883873

wish i was smart like freakeye then everyone would like me

 No.883874

freaks only friend was a chink

 No.883875

that chink was the only one that could empathize with the freaks immense intellect

 No.883876

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 No.883877

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 No.883878

wish i had immense intellect so i could finally rationalize ending it all

 No.883879

live to pill

 No.883880

my life is devoted to a country ive never set foot in

 No.883881

it doesnt take an iq of 174 to rationalize this world being a twisted birdcage unfit to live in

 No.883882

>>883877
sexnorm owned

 No.883883

just untwist it

 No.883884

not much longer hima

 No.883885

even the norms can sense something is amiss but theyll never have the conviction to do anything about it

 No.883886

is it jews why are you guys being so cryptic

 No.883887

because the feds are monitoring hima now thanks to pnig

 No.883888

that motherflipper spiting us even in his absence

 No.883889

wish i could get paid to read hima all day

 No.883890

i know how

 No.883891

how

 No.883892

that one service remember

 No.883893

peekly if memory serves

 No.883894

could be one posting right now

 No.883895

all dickspammer had to do was not hurt children but he couldnt even do that

 No.883896

might worship a kpop idol looks fun

 No.883897

dinner isnt sitting too well hima

 No.883898

while we thought he was just an innocent dickspammer in reality he was stealing his grandmothers money and drugs and posting his snackhauls as she starved to death clawing at the walls of his dungeon

 No.883899

norms always harbor a darker half and im not talking skin color hehe

 No.883900

had two bowel movements in one day hima this is unprecedented

 No.883901

were going down down in an earlier round

 No.883902

and sugar were going down swinging

 No.883903

wish the initial arrest posts werent lost forever

 No.883904

gonno fire up some fallout boy

 No.883905

wish the members of hima could regain their will to live

 No.883906

going to fire up the early 2000s time machine

 No.883907

>>883905
if this doesnt do it then nothing will

 No.883908

sigh

 No.883909

hate when i listen to popular music that isnt outright terrible because it makes me question my musical taste

 No.883910

or worse im forced to reeavluate it altogether

 No.883911

taste is a meme you either like it or you dont

 No.883912

are you talking about logic or fallout boy

 No.883913

i hate anime now that its possible

 No.883914

>>883912
luckily neither of those qualified hehe turned them both off instantly

 No.883915

uh i mean popular

 No.883916

love pop punk

 No.883917

defend pop punk

 No.883918

hehe

 No.883919

pop punk is pretty much the gayest thing that ever existed

 No.883920

nice pop punker

 No.883921

>>883919
you wouldnt said that if there was an anime about it admit it

 No.883922

just got mindfreaked

 No.883923

>>883921
yeah i would

 No.883924

need a time machine

 No.883925

could never listen to such vulgar music of the masses if the musical groups i liked ever ended up in an anime id delete my whole library and never call myself a connoisseur of the arts again

 No.883926

elitism is a telltale sign of a failed norm simply listen to what sounds good

 No.883927

i listen to the mice inside the walls

 No.883928

no you dont understand im the kind of person who hates it even when people are in agreement with me its like theyre encroaching on my very identity dont want others to share my opinions

 No.883929

yeah same cant stand it when people like the same stuff as me

 No.883930

you sound insufferable
you arent unique because your beep boop noises are less popular than some other beep boop noises

 No.883931

good i strive to make others suffer in my presence

 No.883932

dont say that

 No.883933

no matter how esoteric or inaccessible something is dumb norms will still pretend to like it dont kid yourselves that there arent thousands of retarded norms listening to whatever you listen to

 No.883934

was going to ask someone to post that

 No.883935

used to only listen to really obscure black metal and folk bands but now i only listen to doujin edm

 No.883936

im the opposite except i didnt stop listening to anything and just shuffle everything into the same disorganized playlist

 No.883937

wow so interesting your beep boops are so cool and obscure

 No.883938

foolish shuffler

 No.883939

>>883937
im not an elitist i agree with you

 No.883940

only listen to cpop on my zishan z2

 No.883941

wish neetblog was here to dab on these norms

 No.883942

gonno listen to the wall for a few hours see you mates

 No.883943

trapped on the toilet hima this last stool is a stubborn one

 No.883944

tmi

 No.883945

got bored of all music years ago with the exception of this lighthearted cheery little number

 No.883946

>>883941
how do you suggest i do that

 No.883947

>>883945
neetblogs theme

 No.883948

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mindblowing to know nb is the only one of us who will get a gf and fall into a normal life

 No.883949

you mean the only one who wont

 No.883950

not sure how to even come into contact with foids i would never stoop as low as using a dating site

 No.883951

just wait until mating season

 No.883952

whens that

 No.883953

going in for a 3rd shower cant get enough of the new nozzle

 No.883954

hehe moms going to freak when she sees the water bill hima

 No.883955

should have bathed

 No.883956

made nachos but cant find an oven mitt this is like a greek tragedy

 No.883957

improvise

 No.883958

use a towel

 No.883959

no dont listen to him itll ignite

 No.883960

this is bad hima i just woke after 5 hours i need smut to bedjo back to sleep before its too late

 No.883961

is bedjo where you flip your bed or where you do a traditional jo but in bed

 No.883962

the second its just more comfortable than chairjoing for me

 No.883963

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>>883960
use this

 No.883964

had to carefully remove the nachos using two spatulas

 No.883965

awesome i had faith in you hows the cargo

 No.883966

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 No.883967

been meaning to buy nacho making supplies for a month now but i keep forgetting every time i go to the shops

 No.883968

whats so great about a bunch of processed corn and meat

 No.883969

who puts meat on nachos

 No.883970

>>883969
thou fool

 No.883971

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 No.883972

you should have to turn off safe search to see meat products

 No.883973

holy just realized i saved and uploaded a 3mb image of flipping nachos ive become the lowest form of life imaginable a bandwidth hog

 No.883974

it was worth it i could look at nachos all day

 No.883975


 No.883976

if you dont know then youll never understand

 No.883977

whats not to love about corn

 No.883978

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 No.883979

corn is anti white

 No.883980

corn is unfit for the consumption of the aryan race

 No.883981

im anti white

 No.883982

im anti human anti life

 No.883983

corn is revolting i wouldnt eat anything with a corn derivative in it

 No.883984

everything is made from corn idiot even batteries

 No.883985

batteries what the flip what possible application could corn have in electronics do you think i was born yesterday

 No.883986

varg supports corn

 No.883987

gonno latesnooze and im not setting an alarm either see you on the other side hima

 No.883988

cornstarch is an electricity conductor

 No.883989

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 No.883990

heading to bed to hima wish me luck

 No.883991

>>883989
never upload such a large image again

 No.883992

yes sir

 No.883993

sick of the poor netiquette of the younger generations

 No.883994

cant remember the last time i used an alarm why would someone want to wake up before their body is ready ill never understand it

 No.883995

mindblowing that our bodies are machines

 No.883996

normal people have to wake up to go to work

 No.883997

yeah... real mindblowing....

 No.883998

same even if i had responsibilities to shoulder i would never rely on an external device to wake me up like some weak-willed norm my own internal rhythm and sheer strength of character would be enough

 No.883999

need to upgrade my machine

 No.884000

>>883995
how theres no electricity

 No.884001

i was born a loyal machine

 No.884002

wish my voice sounded cool

 No.884003

why is it illegal to kill chinks no one would miss them

 No.884004

legal in china

 No.884005

soon it will be legal to kill chinks with low social credit

 No.884006

dont know what my voice sounds like

 No.884007

see myself as a cool yet fun-loving guy who never loses his composure wonder if others perceive me the same

 No.884008

sigh having trouble falling back asleep i need a weighted blanket or someone to lay on me to snooze

 No.884009

as for me i see myself as basically exactly like itachi and im pretty sure thats what other people think too

 No.884010

always try to be a suave and capable older brother figure with my sexy lady relatives but fail miserably and end up getting made fun of

 No.884011

got caught reading an earthbound wiki article about ness and got called a nerd by my niece it was horrible think it shattered what little esteem i might have had among the little devils

 No.884012

still another 20 hours till ff14 finishes downloading if im lucky slow internet is hell

 No.884013

a girl once described me as brooding
i am a brooding anime man

 No.884014

girls only like this kind of anime man

 No.884015

you mean an attractive and obnoxious ironic weeb

 No.884016

he has a wiser and deeper love for anime than anybody here

 No.884017

neck is back to 18" just one more inch and i can get a gf

 No.884018

excreted some more waste hima thats the 4th and hopefully final movement of the day im exhausted and in terrible pain oh god

 No.884019

oh god i appear to have been mistaken hima horribly mistaken the pipes are already rumbling again

 No.884020

freak

 No.884021

hate people that talk about their bathroom time like anyone else wants to hear about it

 No.884022

where is your compassion

 No.884023

tmi

 No.884024

i finally want to be alive

 No.884025

new cc get your pencils out lets draw

 No.884026

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ok im done

 No.884027

none of the poses show his penis

 No.884028

uh is that a bad thing

 No.884029

maybe he wanted to compare sizes

 No.884030

i was just letting you guys know so you didnt get disappointed

 No.884031

tardlaughing almost reminded me of kramers racist outburst

 No.884032

jim carreys no where near as pasted as kramer hes just a crazy fag

 No.884033

pasted

 No.884034

crisis averted hima i went back to sleep after bedjoing and just woke up

 No.884035

lazy flip

 No.884036

thought youd support me sigh

 No.884037

just published my thesis on hima culture going to be rich

 No.884038

itchy scalp

 No.884039

youve got lice

 No.884040

woke up almost two hours earlier than im supposed to with moms alarm because shes so tard that she will leave her phone in the living room and go to the bathroom for fifteen minutes while its ringing and waking everyone up
kept pondering if i should just go there and turn it off or stay in bed and wait for so long that she did it herself
and then i couldnt sleep until my alarm went off so i said flip it trned around and slept and got to work one hour late

 No.884041

getting angry just thinking about that

 No.884042

same the employed norms spoil my morning

 No.884043

just drank spoiled milk by accident am i going to die

 No.884044

you copied my word flipper

 No.884045

thinking of joing to some pokemon is that fine with you all

 No.884046

get in here

 No.884047

drank soured milk by accident

 No.884048

cant understand his accent hate when non native speakers try to speak english

 No.884049

>>884045
only if its human male + pkmn female any other way is wrong

 No.884050

what if its just a horny braixen presenting its sexy sexy pokekitty

 No.884051

ya thats okay

 No.884052

mr mime could be anything you want

 No.884053

wish pokemon didnt exist mightve been a successful young man with a preteen gf in its absence

 No.884054

this is making me tardexcited need to watch super one day

 No.884055

remember buying every magazine with pokemon in it back in the late 90s bought a huge poster with the full johto dex right after it came out and spent the day looking at the new pokemon and choosing my favorites sigh

 No.884056

let a friend play pokemon red and he accidentally saved over my save never played pokemon since

 No.884057

owned friendnorm do you understand your folly now

 No.884058

runeheals guild is tied for world first with method he might get it

 No.884059

File: 1549375104184.jpg (256.93 KB, 1472x692, paragon 2.jpg)

method needs to go back being the second best guild like they used to theyre getting arrogant

 No.884060

im world last

 No.884061

kick em in the teeth

 No.884062

hopefully limit get it and put the euronorms in their place

 No.884063

world first in what

 No.884064

in killing the boss

 No.884065

mythic jaina duh

 No.884066

why would you fight jaina she is a hero

 No.884067

theyre the horde theyre evil

 No.884068

so you can get your hands on her sexy body

 No.884069

alright time to sleep bye hima

 No.884070

ok sleep well

 No.884071

does pnig know about this lore

 No.884072

he might have but he didnt see the cinematics

 No.884073

can someone get me caught up on wow lore since tbc

 No.884074

wheres kenneth right now are they keeping him in jail until he gets a sentencing or is he free i dont know how courts work

 No.884075

dont know dont care

 No.884076

i think you stay in jail until you give them bond money and agree to come back basically

 No.884077

why not just leave the country

 No.884078

the thing that cracks me up the most about his debacle about is imagining how the trainee bitch must have received the news

 No.884079

hed get caught on the airport and get into real trouble

 No.884080

richnig can affort a private jet

 No.884081

take a boat to mongolia they have no extradition and you can live on the plains

 No.884082

>>884078
must have been quite the shock to find out this guy that you trusted is actually a pedophile

 No.884083

>>884081
monoglia is landlocked

 No.884084

got jodepression sex is so amazing its fascinating that this act im supposed to dedicate my life to is blocked off for me

 No.884085

what the flip

 No.884086

is is true that silent is an anagram of listen

 No.884087

anyone else watching the adoredtv vid its quite fascinating

 No.884088

whats so amazing about sex never tried it before

 No.884089

i cant watch long videos sorry but i appreciate his work

 No.884090

honestly dont really care about sex i dont see whats so great about it it probably doesnt feel better than joing and after all its just a physical pleasure so who cares

 No.884091

i imagine that the feeling of bliss you get from a nice jo is like tenfold from sex if you see how crazy norms get over trying to court females

 No.884092

couldnt care less about sex i just dont like being actively told im not good enough for it

 No.884093

>>884091
norms are so crazy about it because they dont know how to masturbate

 No.884094

can you blame them i didnt learn until just 6 years ago

 No.884095

nah sex is pasted
fox and the gsnaps

 No.884096

nice sexseki

 No.884097

would have no idea of the existence of sex or how its performed if i wasnt told by others the concept is too farfetched

 No.884098

classic tard larping

 No.884099

cant believe himas biggest personas are all nonvirgs pnig flipped tg freak hired a prostitute and turt got a handy in a soapland

 No.884100

what hes saying is accurate though for most people they have some form of childhood contact with the opposite sex involving exploration of each others bodies but i never experienced that so its quite possible my life would have unfolded without any knowledge of sex had it not been for the intervention of pornographic material via tv or the internet which is way too accessible to the youth

 No.884101

if you applied even a fraction of your jo fantasies to a real woman you could ravish her without difficulty
odds are your first time you wont even be erect because a thousand other things are going through your mind but one after another your worries and insecurities will be put to rest and youll figure out how to move and what to do with your hands and even what nonsense to whisper into the girls ear its as simple as it gets every male has the ability to give and receive sexual pleasure

 No.884102

gonno rope

 No.884103

only norm males got that software im pretty sure pasted on what ive seen that god put every barrier in place to ensure i do not breed

 No.884104

yes ideally if you lived in a pre internet agesociety children would have nothing to do no pokemon or cartoons to fill up their free time and would more than likely sexually experiment out of sheer boredom and by the time you turned 16 or so you would have a logical progression of sexual behavior naturally leading up to reproduction

 No.884105

how did they ever figure out that sex made babies i wouldnt have figured out it out if someone didnt teach me about it

 No.884106

woke up and finished reading hows it goin hima

 No.884107

nothing out of the ordinary taking in the sights and sounds from the window on this bracing winter morning

 No.884108

>>884106
highlight

 No.884109

mates if i supposedly got a gf should i never post about it post once or twice a week or blog normally

 No.884110

>>884105
they watched wolves

 No.884111


 No.884112

no what

 No.884113

flip you pnig

 No.884114

File: 1549382857168.png (53.69 KB, 250x250, 250px-083Farfetch'd.png)


 No.884115

>>884110
sounds like the name of a black metal band or something hehe

 No.884116

if you got a gf then be like coby and never post again

 No.884117

how am i supposed to get a gf if i never leave the house

 No.884118

if you have to think about getting a gf then you wont get one it comes to gfhavers as easily as breathing

 No.884119

>>884105
aboriginals didnt before being taught by the english

 No.884120

>>884116
ill just never post about it

 No.884121

wheres my complimentary gf then

 No.884122

would not be comfortable in the slightest contributing alongside a gfnorm hope hima staff takes immediate action and bans this flipper preemptively before things can escalate

 No.884123

hehe love living next to the amazon distribution center because i always choose free 5 day shipping but things get here in 1 day

 No.884124

lucky boy

 No.884125

commencing operation moon howl

 No.884126

dont give your money to bezos

 No.884127

he loses money from my purchases

 No.884128

File: 1549385737802.gif (1.79 MB, 384x216, 1461991805745.gif)

she looks so distraught hima i hope nobody caught a glimpse

 No.884129

hehe shes so cute

 No.884130

gonno become an ironworker they get over $30 an hour its crazy
feel sorry for collegetards its all about technical skill these days the kind of stuff that ai cant substitute

 No.884131

tech school has been a meme for 7 years now it mightve been true in 2011 but now its saturated since everyone gave that advice online dont fall for it

 No.884132

gonno go to devry and make games

 No.884133

ashamed to admit i skipped almost two years worth of posts

 No.884134

mutant

 No.884135

its a raid

 No.884136

woke up but forgot to say so not much on the agenda today just some splatoon and ffxiv trying to get my gear level up so i can do dungeons

 No.884137

are you doing the ff trial or are you subbed

 No.884138

subbed i played near the start of stormblood and quit cause i failed to talk to anyone after a few months again

 No.884139

ffnorms are making me rage hard

 No.884140

same thinking of emailing onseki

 No.884141

whats your problem

 No.884142

might try playing again i was a green lizard girl

 No.884143

wish i had broadband so bad

 No.884144

6% phone battery gonno go for a drive later not sure where maybe ill go to the beach

 No.884145

drive to hell phonenorm

 No.884146

File: 1549390244371.png (518.77 KB, 700x426, 71B816AC-5438-4BBB-B3F4-996179E1C5A7.png)


 No.884147


 No.884148

hes right
women are the genetic selectors that control reproduction men just go along

 No.884149

sigh method won

 No.884150

File: 1549392329926.jpg (214.11 KB, 1040x780, 20190205_133823_HDR.jpg)

$16,900
420 horsepower 5 liter v8
premium package with navigation
should i do it

 No.884151

max out your gaming rig with that money first then look are how much you have left and pull the trigger on a car

 No.884152

just broke my glasses hima this is terrible think ill rope

 No.884153

think of it as an opportunity to get new cooler looking ones

 No.884154


 No.884155

just want to see the stock benchmarks against ocd rtx cards that reviewers will put up on thursday

 No.884156

hate seeing chink posts wish there was a way to find the vpns they use and convince western companies to block them

 No.884157

ya

 No.884158

tiananmen

 No.884159

File: 1549399065755.jpg (650.87 KB, 1125x1334, Q8tzHTX.jpg)

this is so like me

 No.884160

poor worker

 No.884161

new ippo out

 No.884162


 No.884163

http://factsanddetails.com/japan/cat26/sub160/item863.html
The Japanese were highly critical of the American response to the North ridge earthquake near Los Angeles in 1993. After that ridge quake, however, all the fires were put with eight hours and no one was caught in rubble for more than eight hours, while Kobe some victims died because their bodies were not pulled out until five days after the quake

japanese rescue teams are always a flipping joke

 No.884164

chinks are integral part of the hima community

 No.884165

winnie the pooh

 No.884166

hey woke up only 500 more minutes till i can play ff14

 No.884167

if a dbz vr game ever comes out im buying a vrset

 No.884168

lots of posts today

 No.884169

how can you spend your whole life on the computer and have such shite internet

 No.884170

i dont know

 No.884171

should i play ff14

 No.884172

mmos are meant to be skinner boxes and dont respect your time play single player games exclusively

 No.884173

cant mog people in a single player game

 No.884174

play some chess

 No.884175

ya you can be a cute girl and dress up in cute clothes

 No.884176

File: 1549407910783.mp4 (818.27 KB, 1092890375134593024.mp4)


 No.884177

god didnt let me be a girl so i have to pick girl characters in games instead

 No.884178

please dont you represent my community and if i let you play a girl unsupervised you could damage the honor and dignity of my community

 No.884179

File: 1549408208541.jpg (1022.26 KB, 4032x3024, ebnetvfgdse21.jpg)


 No.884180

anyone play maplestory 2

 No.884181

File: 1549408538109.jpeg (179.13 KB, 900x675, 1263279360540.jpeg)


 No.884182

wonder where he is now

 No.884183

only played maplestory 1 a bunch

 No.884184

>>884166
dont forget to read and highlight your favorites

 No.884185

>>884182
im right here

 No.884186

big ole sigh mates

 No.884187

wish i had an otacool room its just a mess of plastic buckets and fish tanks and plastic shed shelving

 No.884188

pic

 No.884189

spent too much money today bought some $7 aaa batteries on top of my usual 3 dollar aldi run and then i bought 10 dollars worth of chicken breasts

 No.884190

simply buy rechargeable batteries

 No.884191

File: 1549409253868.jpg (177.96 KB, 1024x768, 1268535660488.jpg)


 No.884192

im scared of getting old i want to be youthful forever

 No.884193

turning 30 soon its over for me

 No.884194

>>884190
they suck hard

 No.884195

love aldi

 No.884196

can you quickly find a surrogate and have a kid so when your real life begins you can say that you didnt wait until your 30s to have kids

 No.884197

die otaseki

 No.884198

hate the real life meme

 No.884199

real life more like real nightmare

 No.884200

too real

 No.884201

were in the early life stage of our wikipedia articles the fun stuff is just revving up

 No.884202

File: 1549409843678.jpg (3.54 MB, 4160x3120, 20190205_151433_HDR.jpg)

with 4 seats we could get a bunch of himabros together and paint the town red

 No.884203

File: 1549410007960.jpg (584.05 KB, 1920x1080, ss_a0b73e5c079a92658622b3fa05c5a6c151907baa.19….jpg)


 No.884204

im getting myself a 850 ci you guys can come but it only fits 2

 No.884205

how many neetblogs does it fit

 No.884206

you mean the new one right

 No.884207

is there a new slimmer nb

 No.884208


 No.884209

mindblowing that ugly goober has had sex with multiple women multiple times while im going to die cel i guess im an uglier goober

 No.884210

obviously mean the e31 model 8 i dont like new cars

 No.884211

how come my characters always look amazing in the creator but have a tard look in game

 No.884212

dad made pasta gonno feast hard

 No.884213

why are you posting here if you have a dad

 No.884214

sigh

 No.884215

for fun

 No.884216

phew
boiled five chicken breasts they came out good at about 28 minutes in the pot
put one of the smaller ones in ramen with about 3/4 cup of chicken stock and the flavor packet with my usual assortment of sesame oil nori and red curry paste and when it’s done ill add a little coconut milk for that thai flavor

 No.884217

wish i had a cookbf

 No.884218

why five thats too many

 No.884219

they didnt have any small packages at the store but it was only 1.99 a pound which is ok

 No.884220

File: 1549411631869.jpeg (2.03 MB, 4032x3024, E3B586AE-6C5C-4C74-8F8F-156A1446BF59.jpeg)

bone appetite

 No.884221

>>884213
what does that have to do with anything pg has a dad and so does nb

 No.884222

time to carbload

 No.884223

wonder if pnig reunited with his dad in prison

 No.884224

>>884221
i havent seen my dad in years

 No.884225

laughed way harder than i should have at that

 No.884226

at what

 No.884227

hate dadnorms

 No.884228

could really use a hug right now mates

 No.884229

you still have one hes just not that present

 No.884230

why wasnt i worthy of him

 No.884231

>>884180
do you want me to

 No.884232


 No.884233


 No.884234

>>884229
so does everyone on hima by that logic

 No.884235

>>884230
he isnt worthy of you

 No.884236

both of my dads shave their legs is that gay

 No.884237

went to a kid with two gay dads birthday sleepover in grade 8 looking back dont know how mom let me go to that den of sin to potentially be molested

 No.884238

no you should be shaving all your body hair too

 No.884239

File: 1549413398947.webm (286.65 KB, 1280x720, hug.webm)


 No.884240

god i wish i could be hugged by kumiko

 No.884241

my cousin had really big boobs and would hug often it was great i crave that feeling again

 No.884242

normiko

 No.884243

never enjoyed a hug

 No.884244

uhh boobies >.< lol!! XD

 No.884245

ban

 No.884246

uhhh ban haha

 No.884247

do you think if i say ^_^ a lot people will think im a girl online

 No.884248

die noboobs

 No.884249

ya dont do it

 No.884250

File: 1549414318980.jpg (24.86 KB, 600x337, 1522541522388.jpg)


 No.884251

hehe cutie

 No.884252

wish i had a friend who used a lot of cute emoticons like ^_^

 No.884253

File: 1549414662623.png (876.14 KB, 1280x720, [HorribleSubs] Watashi ni Tenshi ga Maiorita! ….png)


 No.884254

go to the settings and change it to save them as jpg

 No.884255

anime is the exact opposite thing you are supposed to use jpg for

 No.884256

hate lossy norms

 No.884257


 No.884258

how many times can i renew the free amazon prime trial before they catch on

 No.884259

>>884202
why are you driving an american car whats wrong with you

 No.884260

mustangs are pasted dont badmouth them

 No.884261

used to renew the gamefly trial over and over but they caught on

 No.884262

still not sure if i should get an mx5 i was eyeing the vw gti theyre pretty cool

 No.884263

never used gamefly because i didnt own a modern console

 No.884264

nice pcbro

 No.884265

didnt own a pc either

 No.884266

then how did you game

 No.884267

what do you mena how did you game you just head down to the arcade

 No.884268

american cars are superior

 No.884269

jeremy clarkson said they are rubbish

 No.884270

thats because hes a dumb brit bastard

 No.884271

finished reading lots of horrible norm posts

 No.884272

nah hes right theyre big plastic sofas that cant turn corners

 No.884273

might get an aston martin

 No.884274

get der volks wagen

 No.884275

>>884266
my ds
only played pirated games for my entire adolescence

 No.884276

slime 18 time woop woop

 No.884277

not sure what game i want to play

 No.884278

新春快乐鸭~

 No.884279

army recruiter texted me should i reply with a pill

 No.884280

tell him you already signed a contract with the marines they love that

 No.884281

how did he text you

 No.884282

wish i had army recruiter friends that would text me

 No.884283

phonenorm

 No.884284

gonno dump and snooze bye

 No.884285

feel really awful hima

 No.884286

>>884281
it was from that one embarrassing moment i had with the army recruits a few years back where i accidently told them the army was a waste of time i gave them my phone number

 No.884287

sharp pain in my left side this is the end

 No.884288

get to the hospital

 No.884289

sigh dororo

 No.884290

File: 1549423677253.jpg (242.41 KB, 1282x720, 1549417405348.jpg)


 No.884291

me on the left

 No.884292

me on the right

 No.884293

the seiyuu of tanaka is actually named tanaka hehe

 No.884294

gonno josnooze

 No.884295

File: 1549426010229.jpg (446.1 KB, 3264x2348, kj8jvxfhwte21.jpg)

sigh blizz

 No.884296

sexnorms owned

 No.884297

did they really do that after years

 No.884298

jod to a really nice 3d h anime gonno save it for tomorrow morning and snooze

 No.884299

jo backlog is getting too big

 No.884300

File: 1549430378424.png (956.52 KB, 1280x719, 87aa3b94ba7fa2947d18c670dcf7cac4.png)

owned a noob while killing chaos elemental

 No.884301

go to hell pker

 No.884302

he attacked me first

 No.884303

shouldve turned the other cheek

 No.884304

always afraid of getting pkd when i play mmos so i just dont play them to avoid the anxiety

 No.884305

i treat them as random encounters and simply fight back without caring too much i think it confuses them because they are used to people just trying to run away

 No.884306

>>884300
arthronorm

 No.884307

freezing in my basement hima not going to make it through the night

 No.884308

should have ordered a weighted blanket

 No.884309

why are they so flipping expensive

 No.884310

wish turt would give me a brohug

 No.884311

how do i join the hima free company

 No.884312

File: 1549432952648.png (657.17 KB, 765x995, 3757403c24476a81451ba61bbae51d03.png)


 No.884313

why do you want a weighted blanket just grab a daki sized pillow case fill a couple dozen of zip lock bags with water and stuff them in the case then stitch the opening shut

 No.884314

what track a highway

 No.884315

thatll leak out

 No.884316

vir the one i took one of my vids at

 No.884317

cant believe pichu is the best character in smash now

 No.884318

die smashnorm play some darkstalkers

 No.884319

fired up dwarf fort but lost interest after the first migrant wave

 No.884320

no one plays normstalkers

 No.884321

File: 1549433730820.jpg (81.28 KB, 480x830, laptimes-2018a-1537392544.jpg)

all over the place anyways none of this determines build quality

 No.884322

wish i could play smash but things will never go back to how they were

 No.884323

gonno try hitting my head really hard so i can forget all my favorite games and anime and i can re experience them for the first time again

 No.884324

the build quality feels fine but the interior is pretty bad

 No.884325

File: 1549435017756.png (106.04 KB, 264x186, Capture (3).PNG)

the himamobile

 No.884326

do russians make good animation

 No.884327

wonder how many ice cream truck drivers are ped

 No.884328

counteraction rising

 No.884329

File: 1549437182822.png (Spoiler Image, 2.74 MB, 1820x1810, a7e038dd83c496c59a739b19967b4a6f.png)


 No.884330

woke up from a big nap ff14s finally finished phew

 No.884331

File: 1549438419418.jpg (280.18 KB, 2048x1536, 1549430208423.jpg)

what are you looking at incel

 No.884332

how old is that child

 No.884333

>>884329
oooooooog

 No.884334

nothin oog

 No.884335

someone make the hima free company gonno snooze till its made

 No.884336

die ffnorm

 No.884337

might fire it up

 No.884338

should i play

 No.884339

only if you want to

 No.884340

how can i tell if i want to

 No.884341

baste pizza yum yum

 No.884342

Tasty :) So Yummy!

 No.884343

what happened to the guy who calls things creepy

 No.884344

File: 1549443369682.jpg (Spoiler Image, 119.58 KB, 480x600, 1545378477590.jpg)


 No.884345

that is seriously creepy

 No.884346

how do i get rid of hicups

 No.884347

you need to force the air downwards

 No.884348

what the hell does that mean

 No.884349

you swallow the air and Shit Yourself

 No.884350

wonder if pnig will read the 2.4 million posts made while he was locked up

 No.884351

hope someones archiving hima threads

 No.884352

heard a scary noise when i stepped outside
it was either a mothman or something killing a rabbit

 No.884353

>>884351
the fbi have you covered

 No.884354

hope pnig watched that 5th amendment video i linked

 No.884355

hope he checked out the sex offender prison blogs

 No.884356

pnigs probably still coming to hima

 No.884357

he was the closest thing the /jp/ sphere had to a villain

 No.884358

love my board

 No.884359

File: 1549445216660.png (91.1 KB, 948x903, Capture.PNG)


 No.884360

>A complex designation is often sought in felony cases involving multiple defendants, huge numbers of witnesses, boxes of discovery, etc.

oh boy this is going all the way to the supreme court

 No.884361

any lawyers on hima that can translate that what does the disclosure request mean

 No.884362

why all that for cp

 No.884363

pasted ullah is winning this thing

 No.884364

they found his dungeon

 No.884365

https://azbar.legalserviceslink.com/attorneys-view/JeffreyCharlesRoseberry
hes only been practicing for 7 years pnig has this one in the bag

 No.884366

more like theyll be putting a bag over his head before they flip the switch

 No.884367

request for disclosure is asking the other side for information

 No.884368

this is an obsession

 No.884369

>>884359
nice richnig paying the 25k bond

 No.884370

is it really that interesting

 No.884371

yeah this is the closest i will come to the legal system

 No.884372

dont be so sure

 No.884373

dont be so sure its scarily easy to end up in a big legal mess
you arent even safe by staying in your room

 No.884374

the mansion will be crawling with police when someone ends up saving cp

 No.884375

absolutely hate law worst thing ive done is piracy im a pretty good citizen

 No.884376

all internet activity will be monitored and approved by neetblog to prevent that

 No.884377

hope nb approves my jo material

 No.884378

doesnt matter if youre a good boy its guilty until proven innocent in a lot of cases
a girl you dont even know could claim you snapped her on a whim and boom youre stuck paying thousands for a lawyer and getting death threats over the internet and if you manage to make it out your life still wont be quite the same

 No.884379

unlike someone who admitted to buying and using an illegal substance

 No.884380

>>884377
i dont approve of joing

 No.884381

gonno eat some food

 No.884382

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 No.884383

not how it works big guy

 No.884384

what do you mean

 No.884385

police arrest under a probable cause without it they wont waste time

 No.884386

File: 1549446862628.jpg (82.61 KB, 756x1008, rope.jpg)


 No.884387

whats wrong with her face

 No.884388

thinking about becoming a meth addict

 No.884389

are you gonno start cookin

 No.884390

not sure yet

 No.884391

the hima lab

 No.884392

they call me heisenblog

 No.884393

woke up still feel awful dont know what to do

 No.884394

stop longsnoozing

 No.884395

i didnt longsnooze

 No.884396

5am but i feel like i just got up its not snooze time yet

 No.884397


 No.884398

the sleeper has awakened

 No.884399

never gonno jo again

 No.884400

you wont last a week

 No.884401

>>884399
i believe in you

 No.884402

whos going

 No.884403

cant believe neetblog was the antichrist all along

 No.884404

neetblog is going to rule the kingdom of earth with an iron rod

 No.884405

had a hard pointy wax fall out of my ear

 No.884406

clean your ears with some hydrogen peroxide its great

 No.884407

File: 1549457477198.jpeg (160.31 KB, 1145x658, evenicle.jpeg)

pasted

 No.884408

>>884255
Now listen here, fuckers. Learn the difference between JPG and PNG ALREADY.

- JPEG (pronounced jay-peg) is a most commonly used standard method of lossy compression for photographic images.

- PNG (Portable Network Graphics) is a losslessly compressed bitmap image format.

PNG is supposed to substitute GIF format, not JPG format you motherfuckers. For GIF, read "DRAWINGS, PAINTINGS, ICONS, etc" with a tiny palette. PNG IS LIKE A GIF WITH 65K COLOR, DUH.

So stoping saving your shitty PHOTOGRAPHS in PNG. IT WILL NOT IMPROVE THE QUALITY AT ALL, NOR WILL MAKE YOU LOOK COOL OR INDIE.

 No.884409

no idea what that guy is talking about in his review

 No.884410

he just wants to jo

 No.884411

currently 8 hours and 8 mins in my no more jacking off pledge

 No.884412

keep it up brother i believe in you

 No.884413

there must be more to life than jerkin it

 No.884414

yeah its called cumming in girls

 No.884415

dont think a girl would want me to sperm in her

 No.884416

tardsexy ladies love to get spermed by neets

 No.884417

gonno sleep bye

 No.884418

really hope nintendo is making it easy to port these onto their future consoles for archival purposes

 No.884419

thats what higan is for

 No.884420

gonno try making oatmeal again

 No.884421

should i watch nichijou

 No.884422

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 No.884423

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 No.884424

>>884420
big success this time finished fast and got what i wanted but then the vanilla extract flew out of the bottle and ruined everything i probably could have recovered with a lot of sugar but did not feel like it

 No.884425

File: 1549463057893.png (1.08 MB, 960x960, 51366359_2017928214990775_6542729698693087232_….png)

is this true

 No.884426

mom turned the heater on what a weakling

 No.884427

moms should be comfortable and happy

 No.884428

going to turn it off she needs to cultivate mental and physical fortitude without relying on modern amenities

 No.884429

no leave it on women get colder far easier than men be considerate

 No.884430

women have more fat insulation they need to stay warmer

 No.884431

chest still hurts

 No.884432

that means your boobs are growing

 No.884433

cant wait to become a beautiful lady

 No.884434

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 No.884435

i find the contents of that image very erotic thank you for sharing

 No.884436

shes such a cutie hehe

 No.884437

die cutienorm

 No.884438

>>884436
you are a creep

 No.884439

no please i thought girls liked compliments

 No.884440

they only accept compliments from cool older gentlemen not unsanitary neets

 No.884441

cels arent allowed to compliment girls its considered harassment

 No.884442

i dont want to lose anymore i wanna be a winner

 No.884443

drinking coffee

 No.884444

is is the new president evil any good

 No.884445

>>884442
thats not up to you

 No.884446

love a good coffee

 No.884447

never tasted coffee before and dont intend to for the foreseeable future

 No.884448

you are missing out hard

 No.884449

it is a norm beverage

 No.884450

its not norms think caffeine is bad for you so they dont drink coffees

 No.884451


 No.884452

its not

 No.884453

you can tell the coffee drinker is defiantly a rager

 No.884454

doubt it

 No.884455

try taking his coffee away and say that again

 No.884456

never raged in my life

 No.884457

guarantee you he will be a different person like jekyll and hyde

 No.884458

oh hima its dreadful just dreadful were all out of bread and mom only bought the generic brand how am i going to make my breakfast sandwiches now

 No.884459

whatever you do you better not take it out on mom

 No.884460

just once on my life i want to get on my knees and pledge loyalty to a female while kissing her hand

 No.884461

that wont bring you happiness

 No.884462

ok what if i just jerk it instead

 No.884463

wont people think i look cool doing it and respect me thatd make me feel happy

 No.884464

trying to not cry rn

 No.884465

nice day outside went and cooked in the sun

 No.884466

guess ill resnooze nothing to do and already went over the wallstare limit today

 No.884467

>>884463
true joy and satisfaction must come from within

 No.884468


 No.884469

always have the best poops when i eat bananas

 No.884470

File: 1549475992458.jpg (93.76 KB, 640x1138, e0k3u6gkhxe21.jpg)

no more work please

 No.884471

already did the nocoffee challenge went three days without it and nothing happened

 No.884472

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 No.884473

shes got long toes hehe would kiss them if i could

 No.884474

dont look at her toes

 No.884475

cuties shouldnt be shy

 No.884476

dont forget to like comment and subscribe

 No.884477

ban that creep before he disturbs any more women

 No.884478

the feeling of dread is passing thought i was done for good this time but its almost over

 No.884479

locked the door laying on my desk and watching youtube might snooze hehehe

 No.884480

pretty sure im dying in 2019

 No.884481

mom doesnt allow me to lock the door she says she doesnt think i can be trusted with my own safety

 No.884482

>>884460
why dont you

 No.884483

stop it dont encourage him

 No.884484

why not he deserves to be encouraged

 No.884485

he is scum

 No.884486

havent met any real maidens yet but im sure itll happen soon

 No.884487

wish someone would confess to me and kiss my hand

 No.884488

youre a girl right

 No.884489


 No.884490

so i could feel loved

 No.884491

dont you feel that from your hima companions

 No.884492

no one will sync with me

 No.884493

hima is more like group therapy

 No.884494

todays feeling like a golden corral day

 No.884495

p anderson said that men should not sync together

 No.884496

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 No.884497

wonder why she looks annoyed when she should feel lucky and happy

 No.884498


 No.884499

2006 what

 No.884500

2006 is when the haruhifags ruined the internet

 No.884501

love haruhi

 No.884502

haruhi is baste

 No.884503

haruhi is paste

 No.884504

haruhi ruined my life

 No.884505

gonno pay a girl to step on my balls

 No.884506

weirdo

 No.884507

gonno pay a man to step on my balls

 No.884508

mom said i have a hole in my boxers asked if it was a problem and she said since i dont have sex it isnt

 No.884509

demand an arranged marriage for her insult

 No.884510

need yuka to step on my balls

 No.884511

damn your mom roasted your cherry ass

 No.884512

just realized himabros cant get each other pregnant

 No.884513

when mom and i argue shell make fun of me for being a virg then say im a fag then say actually im not a fag because i cant even get a bloke to love me

 No.884514

dont take that you need to use that momentum to make her convince her friend to make her daughters marry you

 No.884515

whys mom being mean to you

 No.884516

she doesnt have any friends

 No.884517

is she supposed to be mean to her friends instead

 No.884518

i think its nap time

 No.884519

im home and having a coffee with mom

 No.884520

gonno puke

 No.884521

never fight with mom

 No.884522

puked my shreddies upb

 No.884523


 No.884524

gonno download ff14 and snooze

 No.884525

dont snooze things are just revving up

 No.884526

dont touch that dial now

 No.884527

tune in next time to see if the serial child potato chef spends the rest of his life in prison getting his cheeks busted or if the soulless slimy lizard attorney puts another dangerous felon back on the streets to prey on your children

 No.884528

swampletics

 No.884529

cant wait for himasugi.gov

 No.884530

havin a croissant with crunchy peanut butter and coffee

 No.884531


 No.884532

just found out ive been opening bananas the wrong way my entire life

 No.884533

pg get a coffee and watch

 No.884534

so should i get an mx5 or not

 No.884535

get a manly car instead

 No.884536

thought the vw gti is cool but everyone is calling vw a npc brand sigh just want a car that no one would make fun of me for driving

 No.884537

why not get a lambo then nobody would make fun of you

 No.884538

nobody cares what you drive

 No.884539

lambos are for swarthy people who leave their top buttons open

 No.884540

just gonno stick with japanese brands

 No.884541

megumin more like my girlfriend now hehe

 No.884542

>>884534
buy mine its already on the threshold of being decently comfortable for the street while still dominating the track

 No.884543

flip it just gonno build my own car

 No.884544

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 No.884545

pasted

 No.884546

get a vw golf its clarksons favorite car he has a f40 but still buys a new gti almost every year

 No.884547

who cares what some elderly british man drives

 No.884548

onseki delete that post

 No.884549

everyone is gonno make fun of me for driving a vw i can already picture their laughter

 No.884550

firing up some family guy

 No.884551

>>884533
just woke up im doing it now

 No.884552

is the vw guy onseki
really tired of that guy whoever it is and the cutie guy who are they even hima went to shite ever since pnig left

 No.884553

relax cutie

 No.884554

vw is respectable except for jettas

 No.884555

pnig sympathizers will be thrown into the cell with him

 No.884556

wish i was pnigs cellmate itd be a blast

 No.884557

what if pnig joins a gang

 No.884558

he said his mom has ties to white supremacist prison gangs maybe he will join one

 No.884559

mindblowing how thad immediately became a proud peter puffing queer as soon as he was incarcerated i wonder if all black peds go through the same metamorphosis

 No.884560

should i rage at mom for forgetting the nutella ive been out for days

 No.884561

simply buy your own nutella off of amazon

 No.884562


 No.884563

gonno play some subnautica

 No.884564

was gonno ferment some beets but mom used them all

 No.884565

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 No.884566

nice polbro

 No.884567

gonno shower hard

 No.884568

cracked open a blogweiser gonno fire up d2

 No.884569

anyone awake

 No.884570

might go for a bathe n scream

 No.884571

good idea ill join you

 No.884572

had a nice big shave

 No.884573

love d2

 No.884574

does anyone use a backlit keyboard

 No.884575

no thats queer

 No.884576

baste mike

 No.884577

>>884574
i do but with lights turned off
it looks tacky and childish and your eyes keep getting a glimpse of it while youre looking at the only thing that should be giving any light your monitor
my mouse is also rgb and turned off

 No.884578

thats what i was wondering if its intrusive or not guess my hunch was right

 No.884579

i do but with the lights turned off too
when they are on they bother my eyes because they are on the edge and not in focus

 No.884580

didnt post today

 No.884581

any particular reason

 No.884582

wonder if i stopped posting would anyone notice

 No.884583

too busy and it takes too long to type and wait for the posting button to turn into the done button and close the tab

 No.884584

what are you so preoccupied with you arent a norm are you

 No.884585

clients are always coming in here

 No.884586

getting a burrito for dins

 No.884587

dinnorm

 No.884588

popped open a modelo on the side of the table and it exploded all over the place hehe its modelo time foo

 No.884589

gonno go to an auto show with ma

 No.884590

time for a big ol mug of joe

 No.884591

sudden influx of norms logging off of hima for the day

 No.884592

the californianorms just got out of work

 No.884593

mom keeps saying stuff like how she wants to go to las vegas obviously implying id pay for it strange that she would think i enjoy her company considering how she behaves at home

 No.884594

hate c*li

 No.884595

how can you tell theyre california norms

 No.884596

go to one of those indian casinos instead and explore your heritage

 No.884597

daisy dukes
bikinis on top

 No.884598

wish i had a cat

 No.884599

>>884597
hehe baste

 No.884600

>>884598
closed as soon as i saw she had tattoos

 No.884601

why do norms get tattoos

 No.884602

wish i lived in california at least it would be warm

 No.884603

it makes them feel unique and special when there is otherwise nothing to make them unique at all

 No.884604

getting a d2 rune tattoo

 No.884605

gonno watch this

 No.884606

mom told me to turn down the nasheeds

 No.884607

dont watch tedx talks

 No.884608

gonno create a machine that negatively ionizes the air ill call it the deincelator

 No.884609

dont they make me smarter

 No.884610

ooog ions ooooooog

 No.884611

baste oogtron

 No.884612

prostate stimulation is the biggest meme

 No.884613

cats dont need to be bathed they clean themselves

 No.884614

gonno listen to az prison stories

 No.884615

prostim turned me gay dont do it

 No.884616

ive tried it before but it doesnt work for me i can never find my prostate

 No.884617

just gonno get an electric car since theyre the future

 No.884618

gonno eat some food

 No.884619

nail trimmed

 No.884620

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 No.884621

File: 1549511172768.png (1.1 MB, 2318x3000, 1549509898593.png)

are court transcripts public documents how do we get pnigs

 No.884622

seems to cost up to $90 if you want the full package

 No.884623

hell yeah the demo is out

 No.884624

normie may cry

 No.884625


 No.884626

oh flip pnigs back time to evacuate to the anti norm bunker

 No.884627

moe vitamin foe please

 No.884628

incredibly itchy ear right now what the hell is going on

 No.884629

>>884623
console teen

 No.884630

die pnorm

 No.884631

everybody is gaming

 No.884632

cant sleep
looked up one of my friends from high school on normstagram and shes gorgeous and successful and probably engaged
all kinds of weird feelings welling up in me but more than anything i realized that sharing class for two years with her was basically the anime high school experience ive regretted not having for years now
started to jackjo to several of the fantasies i had of her seven or eight years ago but it didnt work and instead i blogged a thousand words or so of vague ideas i could bring up in conversation or more likely a huge text wall i do nothing with

 No.884633

never had a friend of the opposite sex

 No.884634

how could you be friends with a girl

 No.884635

she was very pretty but too chubby for most guys she was like my private treasure
perfect little nose high cheekbones approachably negative canthal tilt beautiful wavy brown hair and adorable freckles across her nose and cheeks and some more on her chest and the top of her back
personality like an old cat she would listen to anything i had to say with real interest and if she didnt she would tell me and likewise she would confide in me pointless teenage shit
we sat next to each other and i would stare blankly at her perfect face and she would peek at me and wed play that dumb game and then eventually we would lock eyes for minutes at a time seriously in the middle of class
the vaguely affectionate stuff kept going for a while until we were running our hands through each others hair and looking for any excuse to join hands i vaguely remember putting my arm around her hips in the hallway too
but nothing came of it because she had a bf her dad explicitly approved of because they went to the same megachurch my one shot at romance stolen from me by jesus

 No.884636


 No.884637

sigh

 No.884638

didnt think turt was the romantic type what the flips going on whats all that norm babble

 No.884639

why do you think thats turt

 No.884640

oh right thats just pnig forgot he was discharged today going to reintroduce him to my filter

 No.884641

its the chadblog

 No.884642

gonno jo hard

 No.884643

its defiantly plumptron

 No.884644

might eat some more food and watch some 'me

 No.884645

just jod off my bone off time to snooze

 No.884646

File: 1549520730002.png (53.13 KB, 1320x282, onseki.PNG)

its onseki

 No.884647

irccord norms

 No.884648

>>884640
pnigs been out for weeks

 No.884649

what the hell they taught japanese in school there lucky bastard they only taught me chinese

 No.884650

die chink

 No.884651

wish to watch pripara with my lgf

 No.884652

sleeping in my car gonno wake up in three hours to work

 No.884653

why not skip work and longsnooze instead

 No.884654

watching that neverland meme show this better be good

 No.884655

dont lose your legs to frostbite sleeping in your car

 No.884656

wish i had a car to sleep in sounds like fun

 No.884657

>>884654
its not

 No.884658

darn

 No.884659

>>884655
luckily its 44 degrees not bad at all

 No.884660

never experienced weather that cold must be nice

 No.884661

fahrenorms

 No.884662

back from montana uncle said im never to set foot on his ranch again

 No.884663

wouldnt want you to be on my ranch either

 No.884664

why not

 No.884665

youre welcome on my ranch

 No.884666

probably going to take a break from ranching after this but thanks

 No.884667

>>884657
at least the girl is real sexy

 No.884668

not sure what ultrawide monitor to buy

 No.884669

ultrawide monitors are a stupid meme dont do it

 No.884670

why are they a meme all that screen must be really cool in games

 No.884671

its worse for gaming because its too wide and you cant see everything at once

 No.884672

stop playing games youre a grown man now

 No.884673

i love games with all my being nothing gives me greater joy than playing some video games

 No.884674

gamer

 No.884675

gonno tell mom that hima called me a gamer

 No.884676

i take it back dont tell mom

 No.884677

File: 1549528659237.png (186.44 KB, 704x548, sunn.png)


 No.884678

wish i was a soulless chink salaryman working 14 hours a day only eating food from convenience stores

 No.884679

why

 No.884680

looks fun

 No.884681

no it doesnt

 No.884682

would love to work 20 hours a day overtime on the big new account

 No.884683

mom and i are living rent free since the owner filed for bankruptcy i can basically move to any state i want its my call but each one has its problems

 No.884684

sigh if i went to schools that offered japanese classes i would have probably become fluent it was one of the few things i yearned for back when i was still mortal but i didnt have the resources to teach myself and by the time i could i was already set on the path of destruction

 No.884685

how about you move to phoenix and attend fwbc

 No.884686

while you were learning a dying language i was studying the car

 No.884687


 No.884688

sigh should have been born australian

 No.884689

their pronounciation is hideous

 No.884690

the freak should become headmaster there

 No.884691

thats just because theyre children

 No.884692

nah

 No.884693

im smarter than thos ekids

 No.884694

everyone on hima is in the top percentile of intelligence

 No.884695

except me

 No.884696

when was the last time you were happy to wake up

 No.884697

dont think ive ever been happy to wakeup maybe christmas 15 years ago

 No.884698

im always happy to wake up because it means i can have a nice cup of coffee and read the hima posts that got made while i was sleeping

 No.884699

hate reading but i always get excited when someone posts while im here

 No.884700

woke up

 No.884701

made a toon in ff14

 No.884702

dont call it a toon

 No.884703

why not thats what its called

 No.884704

did you make a catgirl

 No.884705

no i made a highlander woman with maximum height and buffness

 No.884706

maxed out the boob slider too hehe

 No.884707

wish i was max height and buff

 No.884708


 No.884709

what class did you pick

 No.884710

File: 1549536270119.jpg (42.3 KB, 480x641, 1549527496247.jpg)

plumper class

 No.884711

phew

 No.884712

feel bad if i make male characters that dont have the minimum height like i do

 No.884713

raining hard hima

 No.884714

im shorter and uglier than a lalafell

 No.884715

hima users are more intelligent but also more ugly than average

 No.884716

im dumb as a brick

 No.884717

im at least thrice as dumb as the next dumbest hima poster

 No.884718

which still makes you above average

 No.884719

no im clinically retarded

 No.884720

you just need to come out of your shell

 No.884721

>>884713
jealous

 No.884722

>>884687
this is brainwashing japanese has no place in a civilized society

 No.884723

australia is not civilized

 No.884724

the freak eye is from there and hes one of the most polite and intelligent gentlemen i know

 No.884725

freak eye was a frenchman living in australia

 No.884726

wonder if he reunited with his friend now that he is a millionaire that can support her

 No.884727

still remember the day when i deduced that freakeye was australian and not french

 No.884728

the freak killed his friend in order to gain the mangekyou freakeye but was driven mad by guilt and lost memory of the event

 No.884729

you didnt deduce shit he posted a happy new year message at the australian time zone

 No.884730

wonder how different our lives would be if hed managed to jump off that cliff

 No.884731

hima would be more boring thats about it

 No.884732

you dont know that what about the butterfly effect

 No.884733

>>884729
i pointed it out before anyone else it was my victory

 No.884734

almost out of candy canes this isnt good

 No.884735

sick of living in such an insect heavy zone every night they fly in and crawl on me while i use the computer and every morning my desk is covered in at least a hundred dead bugs why cant they leave me alone

 No.884736

you should try living indoors

 No.884737

simply move to the north

 No.884738

i live indoors they come in through the window

 No.884739

a screen will keep bugs out

 No.884740

turned off dark mode

 No.884741

its lots of tiny little ones that can fit through the screens every 30 seconds or so i can feel a tingle on my arm and i look down and its a tiny insect crawling on me its driving me insane

 No.884742

they are in your head

 No.884743

>>884740
you are eyes are going to be killing you

 No.884744

the sleeper has awakened

 No.884745

hey hima hows it going
servers are down at work so im just going to sit here and do nothing

 No.884746

take some pics of your job place

 No.884747

got an official rejection from the gas station job
hopefully mom wont mention jobs for a year or so now

 No.884748

>>884741
simply cut a lemon in half and poke some cloves into it and leave it on your desk

 No.884749

unfit to pump gas

 No.884750

>>884746
i actually did take some but decided not to post them

 No.884751

kitty

 No.884752


 No.884753

just got home from my orthodontist appointment

 No.884754

whats the diagnosis

 No.884755

im ugly and have an overbite and ill never be beautiful or the object of any mans desire

 No.884756

hope you celebrate that means youre immune to snap

 No.884757

>>884752
flip linus hes a novideo shill anyways

 No.884758


 No.884759

watching that one too hehe

 No.884760

File: 1549550494344.jpg (166.78 KB, 594x732, 1549514830315.jpg)


 No.884761

woke up

 No.884762

gonno nap

 No.884763

alita battle angel out in theatres

 No.884764

never been to a theatre before whats it like

 No.884765

its like turning the lights off to watch a movie but the bass rumbles your seat

 No.884766

like watching a movie in your living room but paying to watch with dozens of norms that dont care or respect you and the movie and the audio is extremely distorted and you cant hear any dialogue at all

 No.884767

theaters suck

 No.884768

File: 1549557097712.jpg (92.59 KB, 640x782, 1549171547474.jpg)


 No.884769

paste

 No.884770

thats just yuka having a small snack

 No.884771

why do fighter pilots say fox 2

 No.884772


 No.884773

fell for the 16gb of ram meme and hima still crashes my browser

 No.884774

norms norms norms

 No.884775

thanks that even explained the difference between the different foxs

 No.884776

whats the point of code words if everyone can just google what they mean

 No.884777

File: 1549559969377.jpg (70.56 KB, 587x800, DyzjbAdV4AAbcP-.jpg)


 No.884778

whats she flustered about hehe

 No.884779

is god eater good

 No.884780

>>884778
shes flustered because you just walked in with your dick out

 No.884781

nah if that was the case she would be laughing

 No.884782

flip im brash

 No.884783

>>884779
nah fire up monster hunter instead

 No.884784

oh the new monster hunter sucks maybe ill play xx on the switch

 No.884785

the new monster hunter is the best in the entire series fool

 No.884786

File: 1549561452624.jpg (1020.75 KB, 961x3342, www.nintendolife.com_news_2018_08_guide_the_be….jpg)

uh no

 No.884787

finished napping going to make pasta now

 No.884788

i just burnt my mouth on microwave pizza dont make the same mistake i did

 No.884789

>>884784
>>884786
die nintendrone

 No.884790

sigh just going to play some splatoon instead

 No.884791

play monster hunter i want to know if its good

 No.884792

as someone who has played every mh to date i can safely say it pinches hard

 No.884793

havin a zero sugar coke sigh i think they killed coke zero hima

 No.884794

how was dos

 No.884795

play fu instead

 No.884796

i mean the switch version not world

 No.884797

world doesnt have meowstress and you cant play as a cat so it sucks

 No.884798

didnt know we had a furry on hima

 No.884799

File: 1549562169932.gif (2.11 MB, 600x338, 1549529498920.gif)


 No.884800

when i move out im going to buy my own pet kitty

 No.884801

what are you planning on doing to it you creep

 No.884802

petting it feeding it talking to it

 No.884803

i can be your pet

 No.884804

getting a kitty was maybe the best decision of my life

 No.884805


 No.884806

wish to see neetblog in a sexy cat outfit now

 No.884807

>>884804
how did it affect your life

 No.884808

is mario odyssey any good

 No.884809

dont play nintendo games

 No.884810

>>884807
you know

 No.884811

no i dont thats why i asked please

 No.884812

hes a kittyflipper

 No.884813

gross

 No.884814

i flip #thecat

 No.884815

naruto author said he hopes to end boruto at around chapter 110 we are on 31 right now

 No.884816

maybe it is time to mew

 No.884817

File: 1549566370169.png (1.26 MB, 1200x1310, screenshot.png)

sigh

 No.884818


 No.884819

The idea of the parthenogenesis was possible only because 2.000 years ago a lot of the Middle Easterners still didn't know how women got pregnant. Today we all know better.

flip never even considered that makes a lot of sense varg is quite perceptive

 No.884820

File: 1549568881293.jpeg (374.43 KB, 1280x1600, DyyFPChV4AEZnit.jpeg)


 No.884821

been mewing since i watched that vid and now the roof of my mouth hurts

 No.884822

>>884694
im not

 No.884823

might become a peter puffer thad made it sound like fun

 No.884824

feeling a puke coming on hima

 No.884825

gonno huff some gasoline

 No.884826

File: 1549571583178.webm (2.96 MB, 480x480, 1548009759462.webm)


 No.884827

mewing is the natural position of the tongue if you have to do it consciously youve flipped up most of your life

 No.884828

lookism hours

 No.884829

should i looksmax

 No.884830

mewing involves actually pushing up on your palate you dont do that naturally

 No.884831

if you suck the air in your mouth down and create a vacuum it will push up by itself

 No.884832

cant calm down

 No.884833

get a coffee

 No.884834

cant stop mewing

 No.884835

same been mewing since i saw the vid i have to mew 24/7 to accelerate the process i dont have a year to spare

 No.884836

forgot tongue should be placed at the top i was tucking it underneath

 No.884837

always keep my teeth slightly parted ever since i got braced wonder what that has done to my face

 No.884838

well if youre here it probably didnt do good

 No.884839

is it bad to keep them clenched

 No.884840


 No.884841

skipped

 No.884842

gonno play some subnautica

 No.884843

gonno play some blops 4

 No.884844

just installed apex legeends

 No.884845

nice bandwagon teen

 No.884846

>>884844
teamnorm

 No.884847

>>884816
why did he take 15 minutes to say stop eating soft mushy foods

 No.884848

need to maximize ad revenue

 No.884849

>>884845
>>884846
nothin teen and nothin team

 No.884850

did they add a solo mode

 No.884851

bought a rice cooker making some rice
paid 20 bucks for it hopefully this keeps me away from mcchickens

 No.884852

you fell for the rice cooker meme

 No.884853

rice is very unhealthy

 No.884854

>>884851
nice riceseki

 No.884855

downloading that game sigh 20gb gonno take 25 minutes

 No.884856

what game

 No.884857

you know

 No.884858

no i dont actually

 No.884859


 No.884860

that was a joke i didnt actually install it

 No.884861

dont play norm games

 No.884862

>>884853
who cares its delicious

 No.884863

whatever gonno play for an hour then uninstall it

 No.884864

>>884862
stop eating soft mushy foods

 No.884865

im soft and mushy

 No.884866

phew that was good
added a little chicken stock to the broth then cut up some big chunks of boiled chicken and sprinkled lemon seasoned salt on them and cooked them in the microwave for about 90 seconds and then dumped them into the rice and covered the whole thing with a massive quantity of salt and pepper
it was okay but i realized what it was missing the secret ingredient mayonnaise

 No.884867

>>884851
OMG WHO THE FUCK IS SO LAZY THAT THEY CAN'T COOK THEIR OWN RICE

RICE COOKERS DON'T SAVE YOU ANY TIME, FAG. YOU JUST WASTED YOUR GODDAMN MONEY. NOBODY SHOULD NEED A MACHINE TO DO SOMETHING SO EASY.

 No.884868

refuse to eat any evil grains and mushy foods from now on

 No.884869

>>884867
fool only a rice maker can make near perfect rice

 No.884870

the hima mansion will only serve rice and mashed potato

 No.884871

>>884866
is it knorr chicken stock

 No.884872

all the lemonades at the store have sweeteners in them now sigh

 No.884873

there will be no plates bowls or utensils on the mansion only two long wooden troughs

 No.884874

if theres no moms then its mcdonalds every day

 No.884875

pasta came out great hima its the shells and some nice pesto

 No.884876

>>884874
who will pay for it

 No.884877

love a good pesto

 No.884878

get lost pastanorms this is ricetown

 No.884879

that is a declaration of war

 No.884880


 No.884881

cant play it because i have a phenom cpu

 No.884882

flip boars

 No.884883

>>884871
not sure its aldi brand
whats the best stock

 No.884884

tardhog

 No.884885

>>884880
hehe love this video every time i see it
the humans were not wrong to bait the pig out into the water the pig only has his own low intellect and self control to blame

 No.884886

only word i said all day at work was mornin

 No.884887

i would have fallen for that bait too

 No.884888

you guys watch any helicopter hog hunting vids
guys with suppressed full auto rifles unloading into hogs as they frantically run away at high speed they dont even bother picking up the dozens of corpses they leave because hogs are nothing but dangerous pests

 No.884889

im a dangerous pest

 No.884890

why did god make sexy ladies so sexy its not fair

 No.884891

my dog was bred for hunting wild hogs

 No.884892

lifes pretty fucked up if you think about it

 No.884893

wish i was a korean dog farmer

 No.884894

woke up drinkin some coffee and playing ff14

 No.884895

downloading normpex legends

 No.884896

dont your cpu wont handle it

 No.884897

>>884881
get yourself a nice ryzen 2600

 No.884898

not a consumerist

 No.884899

dont lie everyone is a consumerist

 No.884900

he says he isnt and you have to respect that

 No.884901

the 3 things i must spend the most money in are my computer my chair and my bed theyre the most important things to my long term health so im going to save my allowance to upgrade those

 No.884902


 No.884903

>>884901
sell your computer you will be better off with a tablet and a phone

 No.884904

i spend 90% of my life in bed i should invest in a king size so i can really sprawl out comfortably this full size simply cant accommodate me adequately anymore

 No.884905

my computer is simply too good to not spend every waking minute on it

 No.884906

>>884901
get a dxracer

 No.884907

nice racing gaming chair meme

 No.884908

jagex added a pub to lumby and a port to draynor today

 No.884909

is that even english

 No.884910

>>884908
ya im raging hard

 No.884911

>>884909
gamerspeak will replace english

 No.884912

going to pull the trigger on a 25 lb weighted blanket

 No.884913

link that blankie

 No.884914

speaking of racing seats i need a bucket seat for the civic

 No.884915

carnorm

 No.884916


 No.884917

not found

 No.884918

gonno crank up some torrents and play gran turismo while i wait

 No.884919


 No.884920

File: 1549582453792.jpg (Spoiler Image, 61.37 KB, 806x979, 61iAmDZfBkL._SL979_.jpg)

nice blanketgirl

 No.884921

why would you want glass beads in your blankie that sounds terrible wouldnt you feel them and they make noise rattling around

 No.884922


 No.884923

>>884922
wish i was a wolf

 No.884924

gonno eat only raw meat from now on

 No.884925

lived my life as a lone wolf
my scarred corpse will tell the tale

 No.884926

>>884880
tardlaughed hard

 No.884927

feeling like a subhuman

 No.884928

fire up DmC instead

 No.884929

glad huawei is banned in the us

 No.884930

i couldve gotten an iphone equivalent for 300 dollars we need to bring them back

 No.884931


 No.884932

huwawei is pasted as hell for selling to iran

 No.884933

>>884924
nice fl4pper worshiper

 No.884934

>>884926
asshole

 No.884935

i need stimulation

 No.884936

>>884932
free tibet

 No.884937

Existing as a lone wolf requires strength, aggressiveness, and courage to face the solitary world. When a wolf leaves a pack, it leaves behind the security offered by the other pack members. And since wolves are territorial, a lone wolf would have to limit its howling to avoid disclosing its location.

Furthermore, they have to deal with little to no success when hunting and settle for small prey or scavenge on carcasses.

Sadly, lone wolves do not last long out there.


sigh literally me

 No.884938

this is the reality for lone wolves sorry

 No.884939

>>884934
he deserved it

 No.884940

>>884938
me on hima until i ran the alpha pnig off

 No.884941

>>884937
can i have your stuff once youre gone

 No.884942


 No.884943

nice dadrocker

 No.884944

time for some tao lin

 No.884945

crying hard

 No.884946

六四事件

八九民运

 No.884947

this world will know pain

 No.884948

want a kitty so bad

 No.884949

its baste

 No.884950

died in subnautica gotta start over sigh

 No.884951

subnormica

 No.884952

snooze timw

 No.884953

firing up apex who wants to join my squad

 No.884954

stop supporting the lumber industry

 No.884955

raged when the woman started talking

 No.884956

whats apex

 No.884957

normpex

 No.884958

>>884953
im downloading it
theres still 2 hours left

 No.884959

gonno snozoe

 No.884960

boycotting that since theyre using a dark skinned male on the cover dont play it please

 No.884961

racenorm

 No.884962

tate no yuusha finally finished downloading

 No.884963

what the hell you can scroll down on youtube in full screen mode

 No.884964

didnt know that

 No.884965

what the hell this is wild

 No.884966

its new

 No.884967

stop visitng the main youtube site

 No.884968

♬im nuclear im wild♬

 No.884969

thats been around for at least a month now

 No.884970

wish pnig was here so i could hurl racial abuse at him

 No.884971

>>884960
it doesnt have a cover its digital

 No.884972

wataten was absolutely disgustingly cute
worse than yuru yuri or sakura trick

 No.884973

thats a good thing

 No.884974

gonno do some helicopter hog hunting

 No.884975


 No.884976

File: 1549591808161.jpg (92.39 KB, 379x256, MonsterPig.jpg)

just bagged a neethog

 No.884977

>>884975
this is not funny and never was

 No.884978

just a tad smaller than the one in mononokehime

 No.884979

File: 1549592146381.jpg (100.11 KB, 1280x720, [HorribleSubs] Net-juu no Susume - 03 [720p].m….jpg)

miss her she was so beautiful

 No.884980

thats a man

 No.884981

thats offensive to her

 No.884982

thats me in game

 No.884983


 No.884984

sighing too what a nice show it was

 No.884985

i liked the neet part after she got her life together it was lame

 No.884986

it was beautiful and made me want to contribute to society

 No.884987


 No.884988

File: 1549594353059.jpg (84.98 KB, 1200x801, st38art3j4z11.jpg)

wish mom would buy me a tv its not flipping fair im missing out

 No.884989

tvs suck

 No.884990

only watch youtube and anime on my big tv

 No.884991

cannot believe ive wasted 2208 hours watching boruto

 No.884992

read it instead

 No.884993

already read up to the most recent chapter too

 No.884994

i read the entire naruto manga in roughly 12 hours in december 2014 probably four or five hours a night for three days

 No.884995

did that but with gantz about one year before the end

 No.884996

momoshiki looks so much better in the show

 No.884997

File: 1549595388088.png (Spoiler Image, 422.18 KB, 750x664, 0476A4AF-8C10-42B6-8D97-371908192584.png)

dumb americans made this meme

 No.884998

wish i was a dumb american

 No.884999

really want to play an rpg badly i said this yesterday too and the day before maybe ill just buy a copy of bravely default or etrian odyssey

 No.885000

play pokemon only rpg you need

 No.885001

play earthbound or final fantasy 5

 No.885002

yokai watch 3 comes out tomorrow if that tickles your fancy

 No.885003

hate that phrase its so creepy

 No.885004

year/month/day is visually superior but tedious since we can usually shorthand it by doing only month/day while they cant shorthand

 No.885005

>>884991
why do you keep rewatching it

 No.885006

day month year is the best

 No.885007

nah

 No.885008

File: 1549599650131.jpg (35.81 KB, 625x442, space-saving-pets-beds-nooks-3.jpg)

mom sent me to the neet cage

 No.885009

bout to fire up normpex legends

 No.885010

hate it when you nap and you dont know when you should be snoozing sigh

 No.885011

stream some shoot game

 No.885012

File: 1549601271714.png (118.95 KB, 668x555, 1549600240705.png)

my boy finna start gettin these

 No.885013

File: 1549601362584.jpg (5.66 MB, 4352x3264, 4QNn.jpg)


 No.885014

gonno invent a vape seeking missile

 No.885015

what will its fox code be

 No.885016

freak eyed

 No.885017

nothin wrong with vapin

 No.885018

die vaper

 No.885019

wish i could vape

 No.885020

love blowin clouds with the vapeblog

 No.885021

hima is infested with trolls

 No.885022

hate how norms ruined the word troll

 No.885023

flamer

 No.885024

youve become an unpleasant person whom hatred has warped beyond all recognition

 No.885025

File: 1549603370425.png (153.41 KB, 1896x988, Capture.PNG)

always get a kick out of formulating tardsearches on youtube and google

 No.885026

might buy a doll and clothes for it and pretend its my friend

 No.885027

dont try to flip it just because its inanimate and incapable of resistance

 No.885028

i wouldnt i just want a friend

 No.885029

File: 1549603740701.jpg (323.33 KB, 1600x1067, 63f.jpg)


 No.885030

why not a daki

 No.885031

me in the back row

 No.885032

hate the arrogant guys with the expensive dolls

 No.885033

not those kinda dolls i mean a dolfie dream

 No.885034

wonder what the walkie talkie is for

 No.885035

never desired companionship before seems like trouble

 No.885036

need an analog clock so bad hima the regular motion is so mesmerizing

 No.885037

need an analog clock because cant read digital clocks

 No.885038

it should be the other way around

 No.885039

>>885034
just in case one of them decides to cel out

 No.885040

theyre all cels though

 No.885041

sigh i need this

 No.885042

dont support chink technology

 No.885043

>>885010
that doesnt happen

 No.885044

ya it does when you have a bedtime you know when to snooze but if you nap you arent tired at bedtime and its flipped

 No.885045

your a deceitful bastard nobody on hima adheres to any regular sleeping patterns

 No.885046

mom flipped up the fruit salad again

 No.885047

how did she flip it up

 No.885048

how do you mess up a fruit salad

 No.885049

salad or salad

 No.885050

she added too many inappropriate fruits

 No.885051

maybe mom wants it that way you better not tell at her over this

 No.885052

i was really looking forward to this oh so tasty and oh so healthy treat and now i have nothing

 No.885053

whats a fruit salad anyways never had one

 No.885054

a collection of fruits

 No.885055

no stop it youve asked me to contain my frustration and displeasure one too many times these are affronts no son should have to endure

 No.885056

might take a nap

 No.885057

i am going to let her have it this time

 No.885058

make your own fruit salad then

 No.885059

seal half your power its too dangerous

 No.885060


 No.885061

simply eat less of the fruits you dont want

 No.885062

think ive already found my candidate for best hima post of 2019 this could prove to be an exciting year for our scribes

 No.885063

>>885061
i shouldnt have to suffer such a needless inconvenience carefully avoiding all the undesirable slop when the problem could have been averted in the first place

 No.885064

i am seriously going to let her flipping have it when i see her tomorrow hima oh im so peeved

 No.885065

>>885062
link it

 No.885066

youll have to wait until the award ceremony

 No.885067

going to retire early tonight keep it classy hima

 No.885068

link it now

 No.885069

link it or be destroyed

 No.885070

File: 1549609216467.jpg (36.9 KB, 736x750, ram3fm2h39f21.jpg)


 No.885071

feelin it

 No.885072

woke up
>>884995
raged hard thanks for reminding me about that piece of shite

 No.885073

sigh ran out of milk no liter of milk before bed tonight hima what a let down i look forward to this all day

 No.885074

gantz rules

 No.885075

hate february why does this month only have 28 flipping days so stupid

 No.885076

2019 is going to be almost over once february ends

 No.885077

2019 is already over for me

 No.885078

it never flipping began bros

 No.885079


 No.885080

this is it hima

 No.885081

can i make a porkchop sandwich or is that not real

 No.885082

sure why not

 No.885083

>>885073
baste loman

 No.885084

>>885075
itll have 29 days next year

 No.885085

heading to bed

 No.885086

phew nice looking up peoples skirts in ffxiv hehe wish real life had a camera like this

 No.885087

File: 1549613046136.jpg (140.36 KB, 750x1334, 1546877009736.jpg)


 No.885088

>>885062
nothing will beat cobys grand post

 No.885089

what was the best hima post of 2018

 No.885090

was there a defining post of the arrest saga

 No.885091

himakos suicide letter

 No.885092

ate too much sugar and now my foot is tingling

 No.885093

you have diabetes

 No.885094

really

 No.885095

woke up from my nap hey guys

 No.885096

File: 1549615895020.png (Spoiler Image, 220.91 KB, 1385x495, 1545095908050.png)


 No.885097

cant believe turt would do such a thing

 No.885098

love that one

 No.885099

all he did was harass pnigs family everything else would have happened regardless of what he did

 No.885100

thats what happens when you bully the wrong nerd

 No.885101

wouldnt have minded pnig if he wouldve stopped spamming about tg

 No.885102

you might be right about that diabetes since i also have hair loss on one leg

 No.885103

fire up the insulin

 No.885104

nah they never did that in the olden days and lived fine

 No.885105

the olden days were nothing but plagues and disease

 No.885106

might make chili fries

 No.885107

make some chili dogs instead

 No.885108

too late the cooking of the fries has already commenced

 No.885109

never tried chili before

 No.885110

>>885087
thats pretty baste

 No.885111

should i install hots or dota

 No.885112

neither

 No.885113

why

 No.885114

blizz are killing hots and dota is only worth playing if youve already played it for years

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 No.885116

back itch gotta shower

 No.885117

couldnt wash my hair cause there was a big ass grasshopper sitting on my conditioner bottle and i didnt want to disturb it while i was naked and exposed sigh

 No.885118

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 No.885119

nice pbelly

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 No.885121

>>885115
hate shooters

 No.885122

wonder if i would have become a nerdnorm if my school had an anime club

 No.885123

anime clubs arent real

 No.885124

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then why was this posted up on the quad

 No.885125

often wish i was dumb enough to be one of those clueless autists who hang out with their retarded bros at anime clubs and cons they always seem like theyre having a blast

 No.885126

keep getting too aware of myself then snapping back out of it uncomfortable sensation

 No.885127

god cursed us with the ability to see past the curtain

 No.885128

sigh

 No.885129

how do i get rid of gyno

 No.885130

it has to be cut out

 No.885131

been listening to in flames for hours now

 No.885132

ate some dogs

 No.885133

eating soybeans

 No.885134

finished reading but i skimmed the last stretch

 No.885135

hi hima
cfo is coming from hq on sunday gotta take him somewhere fancy

 No.885136

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 No.885137

onseki can you tell me if the guy who posts gay shite like wanting a bf is the same one who spams about ff14

 No.885138

those are both neetblog

 No.885139

>>885135
have fun

 No.885140

liar

 No.885141

shat

 No.885142

onseki ban the guy that posts about aquariums and civics please

 No.885143

>>885136
dont you think shed be cuter if she was flat

 No.885144

And several other times in my life, when I was swimming far out, or lying alone on a beach, I have had the same experience. Became the sun, the hot sand, green seaweed anchored to a rock, swaying in the tide. Like a saint's vision of beatitude. Like the veil of things as they seem drawn back by an unseen hand. For a second you see – and seeing the secret, are the secret. For a second there is meaning! Then the hand lets the veil fall and you are alone, lost in the fog again, and you stumble on toward nowhere, for no good reason!

It was a great mistake, my being born a man, I would have been much more successful as a sea gull or a fish. As it is, I will always be a stranger who never feels at home, who does not really want and is not really wanted, who can never belong, who must always be a a little in love with death!

 No.885145

thought that was an uli post at first

 No.885146

same

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 No.885148

going to mew all day starting now

 No.885149

keep cracking my knuckles hope i dont get arthritis

 No.885150

studies show im fucking old lonely fat smelly stupid sad depressed virgin

 No.885151

get a kitty

 No.885152

already posted about trying to get a kitty once it didnt end well

 No.885153

why NOT