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 No.886133

hate the dierager

 No.886134

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 No.886135

wish to kiss her hand in a confession

 No.886136

what did you guys write in the poetry section of your job applications i just have it blank

 No.886137

my 900 stanza ode to neetblog

 No.886138

miss when we freely had nicebros without being told to die

 No.886139

composing a sonnet about pearl

 No.886140

got a subaru bag

 No.886141

>>886136
the WHAT

 No.886142

stink bad but im not showering to punish the supervisor bees for making me work so much

 No.886143

wish i could smell it

 No.886144

gonno start researching and practicing theosophy

 No.886145

i smell like copenhagen wintergreen diesel fuel and heavy oil right now on top of black bean farts and cocoa butter from my tantric jo sesh

 No.886146

im leo

 No.886147

time for some tao yuanming

 No.886148

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 No.886149

hehe theyre cute

 No.886150

wish i was cute

 No.886151

makin a big old curry hima todays curry has extra onions

 No.886152

cant eat onions anymore cause they completely wrecked my stomach not sure how im going to go on living

 No.886153

onions pinch

 No.886154

how did they wreck your stomach

 No.886155

why do people say that anyway what does it matter if something upsets your stomach simply wait for it to come out your ass and eat it again
if you like the way something tastes and satisfies you who cares

 No.886156

that one guy doesnt want me talking about it but it wasnt good believe me

 No.886157

you have crohns disease

 No.886158

that would be all foods

 No.886159

onions dont do anything to your stomach you must be confused

 No.886160

mom cut onions out of her diet and she said she never gets and upset stomach anymore

 No.886161

they do i googled it and its the fructose in it

 No.886162

>>886155
are you the 280lb guy

 No.886163

dont desire to be cute if you get your wish you might regret it

 No.886164

not possible

 No.886165

>>886162
no im onseki im twig feeder

 No.886166

you cant write off onions for the rest of your life fool theyre in almost everything

 No.886167

i eat 4000 calories a day just to keep the body aches and hand pain under control basically

 No.886168

thats too much food

 No.886169

what body aches and hand pain what the hell

 No.886170

ganno drink 4000 cals of beer a day

 No.886171

cravin a cold one after that post might give up on sobriety

 No.886172

heck ya why even bother being sober the neet life only gets better with a nice beer

 No.886173

for dinner i ate three cups of rice cooked up to maybe six cups or 1200 calories total plus a boiled chicken breast
breakfast was three sausage muffins or about 900 calories id guess plus a 20oz coffee
lunch was half a liter of lowfat vanilla yogurt with blueberries and a can of low sodium pringles
i dont have a total even after writing all that but its a lot

 No.886174

do you want help

 No.886175

i could eat way more than that if i abandoned my humanity and had more money and could afford to eat avocado with shake and bake chicken and add eggs to my morning muffins maybe some ice cream after dinner

 No.886176

cant you prepare the chicken in a way where it tastes like something instead of boiling it

 No.886177

still havent started my diet officially yet but i had a conversation with mom about not buying any more sweet tea

 No.886178

never drank sweet tea

 No.886179

boiled chicken tastes great

 No.886180

i drink half a glass of snapseed oil with every meal to keep my calorie count up

 No.886181

playing the valentines day event in fate grand order hima

 No.886182

stop playing fgo its designed to turn you into human cattle

 No.886183

im nigger cattle

 No.886184

cels are already cattle when was the last time you looked forward to valentines day cause i never had till now

 No.886185

this year because i was looking forward to the ffxiv valentines event

 No.886186

oh

 No.886187

gonno get chocolate from my sweetie marie antoinette

 No.886188

need a big fat hug hima

 No.886189

from a sexy lady or a teen

 No.886190

from a big boob girl

 No.886191

only one of my bros can hug me the way i need

 No.886192

hugging is a sexual act between male and female dont do it to men or moms

 No.886193

what about side hugs

 No.886194

dont know what that is

 No.886195

its where you only hug people from the side so you dont get tempted to sin

 No.886196

well anyways im going to get my chocolate from shiki hehe

 No.886197

stay away from her

 No.886198

tired bros

 No.886199

whys that

 No.886200

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wish this was me

 No.886201

wish i had house plants

 No.886202

get a piss cacti

 No.886203

wont it smell

 No.886204

nah they absorb it all and expel it as oxygen

 No.886205

flip house plants get a nice produce garden going instead

 No.886206

>>886200
youd regret that so fast when hima starts treating you differently but itd be too late

 No.886207

why would they treat me differently just because i became a sexy girl my personality would still be the same

 No.886208

everyone would know

 No.886209

gonno drop a big load

 No.886210

if i became a sexy girl and people treated me differently id start raging

 No.886211

and everyone would think your raging is cute and harmless itd be the worst hell imaginable

 No.886212

ill have to kill someone to make my point

 No.886213

the way i treat you wouldnt change since i imagine all the posters here as cute girls to begin with

 No.886214

mom said im filled with piss and vinegar

 No.886215

hope that guy apologized to mom

 No.886216

you mean swiss and limburger

 No.886217

mom said were moving to bayou country cant wait

 No.886218

14 posts left

 No.886219

fire up the spam

 No.886220

spam bad do not waste precious posts

 No.886221

tired gonno fire up some coffee

 No.886222

gonno go walk the dog and find a nice bush to piss in

 No.886223

microwaved some chicken and fries from earlier

 No.886224

>>886215
not yet

 No.886225

youre not supposed to microwave chicken fool

 No.886226

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another year another shab

 No.886227

just played through a game of tiberian sun

 No.886228

sigh damn good game

 No.886229

>>886226
gonno jerk it to this harlot

 No.886230

cant believe maxmoefoe is just a year older than me

 No.886231

heading to bed another blog will be done when i wake up

 No.886232

last post its mine



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