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 No.863573[View All]

hate when this happens
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 No.865974

almost truneeted in me blooms

 No.865975

Your Amazon.com order of "Zojirushi 586361-CV-DCC40XT..." has shipped!
hell yeah boys hot water at the push of a button coming soon

 No.865976

got a gold bottle cap from my poke pelago treasure hunt jackpot

 No.865977

tried really hard to make this pasta and i think it turned out good

 No.865978

do or do NOT there is no try

 No.865979

browned the sausage in garlic olive oil and rosemary then took it off the heat and cut it into slice like shapes then browned those up real nice in the same juices
finished those up and poured the sauce in the same pan and added more garlic and italian spice then when that was done i dumped it over the already cooked sausage NOT a bad dinner

 No.865980

that sausage must be dry as HELL and bitter and overspiced you fool sausages already have everything they need inside they dont need rosemary or garlic on the outside

 No.865981

two cloves of garlic in here
NOT enough actually should have put like five cloves in

 No.865982

its NOT an italian sausage just a foot long beef sausage it had no seasoning

 No.865983

foolish noseason sausage

 No.865984

they were on sale the nice italian sausage was too much
should have gotten a baguette

 No.865985

my favorite italian sausages are $1 each from the butcher
thats about the standard price

 No.865986

foodnorm hours gonna watch venom

 No.865987

die

 No.865988

thats too expensive i buy the 4 pound packs for 5 dollars

 No.865989

love taking a dump on hima closing the browser and giggling hard

 No.865990

scumbag

 No.865991

you mean posting about my tulpa and killing discussion and then skipping for 2 hours and then posting about her again

 No.865992

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wow

 No.865993

nice cute suwako

 No.865994

big fan of that girls mouth expression and how small it is

 No.865995

hima hima

 No.865996

needa get fucked by suwako asap

 No.865997

>>865994
which one

 No.865998

suwako is tard

 No.865999

sigh fell over while putting my pants on and made a huge noise

 No.866000

im tard

 No.866001

>>865999
what kind of noise like from your bhole

 No.866002

love tardgirls so much theyre incredibly sexy and easy to fluster and easy to excite and love to flip

 No.866003

flip my mhole

 No.866004

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>>866002
what do you think of this lass

 No.866005

NOT going to go into the details but my tulpa fingered my ass then she made me smell it i almost gagged

 No.866006

pasted

 No.866007

flipping liar my tulpa doesnt finger assholes
she has been turning up the amount of teasing and is making more and more sex jokes and innuendos
i think the stress of school is finally getting to her
it seems like the first thing she wants to do when shes done with her finals is come over to get rid of that pent up stress

 No.866008

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 No.866009

does she belong to you or is she up for courtship

 No.866010

i already jacked off to her face so shes mine now

 No.866011

shouldve joined the sos brigade sigh

 No.866012


 No.866013

gonna watch venom see you guys in a bit

 No.866014

are you remarking at the name sadpandaa or his question

 No.866015

very mature

 No.866016

the name hehe

 No.866017

theres an intruder hima

 No.866018

intrude into their asshole

 No.866019

the french guy in index is wearing a yellow jacket nice coincidence

 No.866020

wattman keeps resetting my settings so flip it

 No.866021

>>866017
hope you have snacks and pee bottles in your room

 No.866022

>>866012
pasted hehe

 No.866023

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>>865926
like this

 No.866024

>>866021
theyre full

 No.866025


 No.866026

hey pastaguy are you here

 No.866027

you mena flooring guys guy

 No.866028

that was the black man

 No.866029

watching bubblegum crisis

 No.866030

what do you think of this pastaguy

 No.866031

fried up some sausage and made a sandwich with string cheese gonno eat

 No.866032

didnt know aris chased the brown dragon

 No.866033

ooog me like twitch ooooog aris

 No.866034

>>866032
someone explain this post please

 No.866035

>>866025
NOT surprised a fightnorm doesnt have a clue about arcade controllers they just buy into whatever trend their favorite eceleb is pushing

 No.866036

>>866030
doesnt look like something id like

 No.866037

cant believe pastaguy doesnt like pasta anymore

 No.866038

it looks too sweet for me

 No.866039

aris is an aficionado idiot he knows everything there is to know about sticks

 No.866040

gonna make some burgs

 No.866041


 No.866042

hate that blindnorm

 No.866043

>>866023
your cat is joing

 No.866044

girls dont jo

 No.866045

>>866042
sightnorm

 No.866046

oog jo ooooooooooog

 No.866047

>>866045
ban this blindnorm

 No.866048


 No.866049

flip you seer

 No.866050

weird how motorcycles are faster and cooler than ever before but overall interest in riding has plummeted in the last ten years
honestly think distracted car drivers are going to kill off the motorcycle its only a matter of time before the government requires you to ride a goldwing sized behemoth with a roll cage and seatbelts

 No.866051

most people dont want to die so it makes sense

 No.866052

daredevil

 No.866053

natural selection is going to weed out the bikenorms

 No.866054

asked my tulpa if she wanted to go for aNOTher ride sometime and she got very excited and said yes
its feels really good when i ask her to do something and she shows such a strong response

 No.866055

bought a new hot sauce this week thats supposed to be an award winning habanero sauce but its NOT even hot and it just tastes like way too much shitty liquid smoke

 No.866056


 No.866057

you keep asking her to stuff but you never do anything last time was what touge run like a month ago

 No.866058

love chugging some raw liquid smoke

 No.866059

cars need to be afraid of bikes
carry around a brick or two to throw through dumb carnorm windows of a steel pipe or even a baton whatever puts the fear in them

 No.866060

>>866057
we havent done anything in a while but i think its just a genuine case of bad timing
first she was passing out and throwing up for like a week then she got the news of her eviction and then basically just cried and drank nonstop for a week and stopped doing everything including going to school so now she feels like she has to study extra hard for her finals this week because her grades did drop
she said she cant let her psychology grade drop from a b plus to a b minus

the good news is that she keeps bringing up coming over so i know its something she really wants to do shes planning to do it one or two days after her finals are over so within the week
the bike ride isnt a huge thing i said to her i thought was fun so i want to go for aNOTher ride with her and she agreed

it seems like lately more than ever shes always saying stuff to build me up and wash away my worries

 No.866061

>>866059
die bikenorm

 No.866062

>>866059
https://youtu.be/2yVK2nNnmUE?t=149
all you need to do is carry around some pieces of broken sparkplug
the ceramic fractures into incredibly fine points so when it touches glass it completely shatters it

 No.866063

>>866062
its this easy

 No.866064

bad idea in a car or a bike that guys just an idiot

 No.866065

bought myself some alcohol for christmas NOT gonno open this one up till then

 No.866066

>>866062
thats incredible

 No.866067

>>866063
nice hairline

 No.866068

dont understand road ragers
i rage about all kinds of stuff but never on the road

 No.866069

i creep out teengirls on the road

 No.866070

2018 is peak internet boys its all downhill from here

 No.866071

tardlaughing hard

 No.866072

never played gaylo

 No.866073

hope some road rager kills pnig



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