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 No.843577[Last 100 Posts]

 No.844752

basted

 No.845253

how do i boost this girl senseless

 No.845435

you dont

 No.845690

she is unboostable

 No.846078


 No.846079

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this is more common than you think

 No.846080

got aNOTher blackout win

 No.846082

oh cunnilingus mouse started double clicking this is the end

 No.848581

>>848580
>>848577
>>848575
ban this fucking guy already

 No.848582

is this the thread

 No.848583

きぃう sensei is my favorite satoko artist is that ok

 No.848584

>>848545
too late

 No.848585

im too dumb for fgo

 No.848586

should i pick up some kratom

 No.848587

sigh wish i could eat lasagna watch tng and post on hima

 No.848588

never jod to megumin is it ok now

 No.848589

sighing pretty hard right now

 No.848590

why

 No.848591

reasons

 No.848592

got left behind

 No.848593

same sigh

 No.848594

mom made slaw

 No.848595

love a good slaw

 No.848596


 No.848597

thought it was dead hours why did nobody tell me

 No.848598

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oh no

 No.848599

nice chinks

 No.848600

Got left behind sigh how did that guy bypass the word filters he called someone a retarded faggot

 No.848601

>>848598
baste flipping intel

 No.848602

stop being a retarded faggot skipper

 No.848603

>>848587
Bitch lasagna

 No.848604

These words are so vile and disgusting truly the uneducated masses feel comfortable throwing them around i on the other hand do NOT

 No.848605

youve shown us why youre retarded now when do we get to see why youre a faggot

 No.848606

yardwork time

 No.848607

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alice no

 No.848608

did you see the one where shes a robot

 No.848609

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alice yes

 No.848610

why is he called sis larp if its NOT live action

 No.848611

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 No.848612

just finished up a solid musou session hima love these games

 No.848613

tried to think of a clever way to spin that into mousou session but im NOT smart enough

 No.848614

i wouldnt be able to either

 No.848615

starting to enjoy the idea of a sleeper pc like finding an old case and filling it with modern hardware

 No.848616

>>848615
go to snooze

 No.848617

finished my yardwork holy flip am i sweaty

 No.848618

why are you doing yardwork at 3am

 No.848619

i can do it whenever i damn well please

 No.848620

normwork

 No.848621

>>848615
ive been thinking of the same thing die impersonator

 No.848622

hate linus hate his face

 No.848623

gonno pee brb

 No.848624

no peeing

 No.848625

gonna pee too

 No.848626

guess ill pee as well

 No.848627

peed and also brushed my teeth now im ready to snooze

 No.848628

peed but didnt brush my teeth time to snooze

 No.848629

night boys

 No.848630

peed might snoze soon

 No.848631

did everyone else go to sleep

 No.848632

im here

 No.848633

no im here thinking

 No.848634

thinking about what

 No.848635

about what really happened on october 4th 1986

 No.848636

what happened

 No.848637

rudolf and kyrie killed everyone for money

 No.848638

sigh

 No.848639

gonna snoze hima see you later

 No.848640

bye

 No.848641


 No.848642

accidentally quick snoozed

 No.848643

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 No.848644

wish i had a corn dog right about now

 No.848645


 No.848646

woke up to a mosquito buzzing around my ear

 No.848647

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 No.848648

spermed

 No.848649

baste

 No.848650

wish to eat a nice meal

 No.848651


 No.848652

gonna play rs3

 No.848653

just woke up thinking about what to do today

 No.848654

just stepped on a piece of broken glass this is NOT good

 No.848655

man up

 No.848656

woke up hi

 No.848657

broke the light fixture as a tard child once and stepped on a ton of glass still have the scars all over my feet

 No.848658

cant believe nobody told me what creamstyle chesecake is yet

 No.848659


 No.848660

nah go to hell footjo

 No.848661

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hooooooooooooooooooo boy

 No.848662

die

 No.848663

gonna go to the asian market mom told me they sell tom yum soup broth stuff there for 4$ so ill get some of that and more sriracha and sesame oil

 No.848664

get some bidik soup

 No.848665

>>848660
im going to get my hands on those little piggies and there aint NOThin you gonna do about it

 No.848666

die sexnorm

 No.848667

>>848649
why is he still eating the same meal as months ago

 No.848668

memes son

 No.848669

cried

 No.848670

crying anyways dont need to fakecry over a video

 No.848671

hi hima at work hows it going

 No.848672


 No.848673

i got 50g of seaweed some bona fide thai chili oil some tom yum soup mix and finally the cheapest chipotle nese sesame oil they had there
one day i will buy the 17$ metal can of sesame oil

 No.848674

apple autocorrect is annoying me i meant cheapest possible sesame oil

 No.848675

making a salami sandwich

 No.848676

Hi work I'm dad

 No.848677

lately ive been specifically buying the most expensive versions of things especially foods

 No.848678


 No.848679

tardlaughing at the over editing

 No.848680

got the schedule for next week no days with my gf

 No.848681

>>848678
saw this one a while back was alright

 No.848682


 No.848683

its cold hima

 No.848684

made myself a mug of coffee and then poured it down the drain

 No.848685

gonno leave the office and get myself a coke zero i may be addicted to it

 No.848686

feelin cool

 No.848687

how cool

 No.848688

too cool

 No.848689

do something cool

 No.848690

im cool

 No.848691

wonder if i can make kombu out of this seaweed

 No.848692

love a frosty weather its the best when the house is nice and clean and i can get under a blankie have some hot coffee or tea and relax

 No.848693

stay frosty

 No.848694

still getting a short circuit after replacing the caps probably need to replace the resistors

 No.848695

first name gay
last name retard

 No.848696

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proud tard

 No.848697

can anyone please answer my question

 No.848698

oooooooog me tard you tard

 No.848699

i belong in the tard nation

 No.848700

i sleep on the floor now like a real beast

 No.848701

i shite in the catbox

 No.848702

justify your hot showers virgin

 No.848703

really hate raidsugi its like i come here every day to feel anger and agony

 No.848704

only norms shower because you cant smell your own stink its for the sake of others

 No.848705

>>848690
Hi cool I'm dad

 No.848706

>>848703
where are the raiders i will take care of them

 No.848707

love the sound of the tree leaves rustling outside my window. breezy days are the best i wish i could feel it in here

 No.848708

oh theres one

 No.848709

i would feel very bad banning someone who hasnt posted since the 18th for a post like that is this your wish

 No.848710

Does anyone wanna die

 No.848711

mom brought popeyes

 No.848712

moms at work

 No.848713

mom collects alimony and neets it up

 No.848714


 No.848715

just ate this entire creamstyle cheesecake it was 1lb
cant wait to get home to eat 2lbs of lasagna again

 No.848716

pasted

 No.848717

pasted bloater going after neetblogs title

 No.848718

dont know what a creamstyle cheesecake mena

 No.848719

me neither thats why i waited 2 days before eating it

 No.848720

can men get alimony

 No.848721

my brake pads have arrived

 No.848722

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should i get this

 No.848723

>>848722
thats a sexy lady magnet

 No.848724

ordered some control arms

 No.848725

get a spindle too

 No.848726

hey turt is that you

 No.848727

napped

 No.848728

snapped

 No.848729

gave the dog a neetcut it looks tard as hell

 No.848730

post a pic

 No.848731


 No.848732

turt has deca dick

 No.848733

gth picnorm

 No.848734

turns out i did get the refund but in the form of store credit thats lame but better than NOThing i guess

 No.848735

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>>848726
no but my flyinmiata swaybars came
i NOTiced in the pictures from that last trackday that im getting enough bodyroll to pull the tire off the asphalt some hoping this will stop it without changing the handling characteristics or making it too stiff im already on pretty stiff springs for a 2400lb streetcar

 No.848736

just woke up gonna play some mmy gf and have some coffee

 No.848737

do any cool burnouts with that thing

 No.848738


 No.848739

https://youtu.be/rwSX90nZHuU?t=46
i read mmy gf like tim heidecker says yyes

 No.848740

guess ill wank

 No.848741

love picking my nose

 No.848742

is it cool to say very nice yet

 No.848743

very cool

 No.848744

i want to be cool very nice

 No.848745

[MV] SEVENTEEN(세븐틴) _ VERY NICE(아주 NICE)

 No.848746

fucking hate koreans they need a good nuke

 No.848747

north koreans are baste

 No.848748

so pasted

 No.848749

sis invites her friends over to do kpop dance sessions she tells me to NOT come out of my room when theyre practicing

 No.848750

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gonna order some jo coffee

 No.848751

what are the ingredients

 No.848752

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get some linus coffee

 No.848753

they try so hard to look and act white but they will never be white no matter how much makeup and plastic surgery they get i truly pity the coreans such a hopelessly pathetic society that can only impersonate other cultures

 No.848754

never had canned coffee before

 No.848755

i love jerkin it to korean girls?

 No.848756

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are you a fucking retarded why did you never drinked ucc coffee can its classic

 No.848757

maybe because hes NOT a flipping soy who needs sugary meme coffee at $2 a can when he can simply brew a pot

 No.848758

SOOOOYBOOOOOY

 No.848759

hey turt whats a good pill machine for the aniracetam

 No.848760

dislike soy sauce

 No.848761

being korean seems like hell especially growing up there so i cant blame them for being insane

 No.848762

NOT like growing up in america is any better

 No.848763

did you know koreans are born at age 1 so a korean girl who says shes 13 is actually 12 watch out for that

 No.848764

korean lgfs are NOT pasted

 No.848765

i dont believe that

 No.848766

knew a family of koreans and the sister was very developed and would always physicall

 No.848767

would always what

 No.848768

they live in little closets in massive 20 story buildings with 1000 other chinks who make enough money to live but have NOThing to spend their money on
the women are all too reflappered to get bfs and the men are all too beta and soy to get gfs so everyone looks acts and dresses androgynously to conform to the aesthetic that their idols have
all this on top of compulsory military service all the men of any real character lose the best years of their life and cant get gfs because the white envy soychinks took them all while they were serving

 No.848769

>>848767
ill continue the post later after the guy above stops spamming

 No.848770

i remember reading that koreans wait til their kids are like 5 to circumcise them

 No.848771

flip you gooklover

 No.848772

why would they circumcize them at all

 No.848773

its vestigial

 No.848774

arerere are are
arere chan wo wo wo

 No.848775

got my first period

 No.848776

die norm

 No.848777

rainwalked to the butcher bought some veal brains time to feast

 No.848778


 No.848779

tried to explain to mom that the explosive scare today was a false flag

 No.848780

finally home hima gonno have some coffee and orange cake

 No.848781

getting better at soldering

 No.848782

new gm called to run a transaction and at the end said thank you sir and i thougut he was talking to someone else then he said 'thats you'

 No.848783

what if global warming is being caused by all those skylake refreshes

 No.848784

one volcano eruption has a higher effect on global warming than all of human history

 No.848785

wrong again retard

 No.848786

NOT true actually volcanoes contribute to global cooling if anything

 No.848787

varg said none of it matters since were entering aNOTher mini ice age

 No.848788

because the inside is hot so you gotta let it burst every now and then

 No.848789

all the sexy ladies are going to die like uliana during the ice age we gotta do something to keep them warm

 No.848790

flipping them will keep them warm

 No.848791

if they die then peds die which is a good thing

 No.848792

why would peds die

 No.848793

they will just start flipping teens like pnig

 No.848794

there are no pure peds on himasugi just a bunch of larpers trying to fit in with the antiquated epic sexy ladycon meme

 No.848795

i wake up extra early to jerk it to sexy ladies

 No.848796

i assure you can enjoy a lot

 No.848797


 No.848798

skipped the fuck out of that one

 No.848799

dumped and showered

 No.848800

stop dumping

 No.848801

new kai w gonna watch this one

 No.848802

gonna watch lgr

 No.848803

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JBP9hWHIJYk
i really wish i had an intimidating accent like this

 No.848804

theres NOThing intimidating about it

 No.848805

just listen to him talk its very intimidating

 No.848806

nah he sounds like a flipping retard

 No.848807

he sounds like a nerd

 No.848808

youre the retard here

 No.848809

yeah im a retard so what

 No.848810

men
women
and children
none were spared the masters wrath

 No.848811

>>848759
turt please

 No.848812

how come blankets in the tng are sequined

 No.848813

mom says i have to find a game thats 3 players

 No.848814

almost forgot to pay the old credit card bill

 No.848815

never had a credit card whats it like

 No.848816

it is free money

 No.848817

can i buy a lgf or a pmy gff

 No.848818

need to dump

 No.848819

im back got myself an onion and cream lays and chocolate

 No.848820

vile

 No.848821

did you forget the creme betweens

 No.848822

i did NOT

 No.848823

cant win in mmy gf all the starter decks pinch and i have no cards

 No.848824


 No.848825

need to sperm inside a sexy lady or pmy gff stat

 No.848826


 No.848827

whats a pmy gff

 No.848828

pt gf

 No.848829

just shaved with the ol safety razor im a pro now
brushed my tooth too theyve been feeling weird since i stopped dipping on monday

 No.848830

thats the cancer forming

 No.848831

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 No.848832

thinking about my gf again and all the times she was giving me opportunities

 No.848833

die

 No.848834

she just wants to be friends

 No.848835

wish i had friends

 No.848836

she wants the bbc

 No.848837

wouldnt mind having a friend like her the biggest thing is that she doesnt hate me
keep thinking back to how she sounded when i said we actually wouldnt be working together on friday i think we both wanted to spend some time face to face

 No.848838

gotta close up shop and get some 'tooth paste' on the way home hehe

 No.848839

bring back the gran filter

 No.848840

if i play against aNOTher merfolk im gonno end it on stream

 No.848841

ive already ended it

 No.848842

wish i could talk to mom but she always uses the my head hurts excuse whenever i try

 No.848843

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 No.848844

talk about what

 No.848845

>>848843
i dont get it

 No.848846

anything ive never had a conversation with mom in my life

 No.848847

chicken sandwiches were extra sloppy today

 No.848848

mom is my best friend we talk all the time about everything and our tastes and personalities are very similar so its nice

 No.848849

lucky

 No.848850

>>848848
momnorm

 No.848851

i get along really well with mom and talk to her a lot but our tastes and personalities are very different

 No.848852

i am afraid of mom

 No.848853

same shes a rager

 No.848854

mom and i have similar interests and vague opinions on certain things but mom loves socialism and hates guns so there are some things we fundamentally agree on
if mom didnt have maternal instinct she would probably be libertarian
socialism is a female perspective they love equality

 No.848855

*certain things we disagree on

 No.848856

nice tardmom

 No.848857

my mom loves ayn rand and free markets and shes very stoic and blasè thats what i like about her

 No.848858

wish mom was cold and calculating and didnt get hung up on morality and normality theyre really stiffling to free thought

 No.848859


 No.848860

socialism is baste

 No.848861

>>848859
technorm

 No.848862

never cared about the technorm amd versus intel shite its like console wars

 No.848863

wish i had things to talk about with mom

 No.848864

ok hima im gonna do it

 No.848865

stream it

 No.848866

i mean buy some pants ive been wearing the same tight pair for 3 months now

 No.848867

mom doesnt seem to understand the second amendment at all no matter how many times i explain it
she does that npc thing where she picks at the argument with meaningless points like “do you really think youre going to take on the government with an ar-15” or “they didnt have semi automatic rifles in 1780”
antigunners are brainlets i dont care how many grade schoolers get shot to pieces or how many dumb niggers in chicago die because being slaughtered and enslaved by your government is far worse

 No.848868

just bring up vietnam if she says the take on the government thing she cant counter it

 No.848869

>>848867
shes right

 No.848870

gunorms are crazy

 No.848871

how can you protect your lgf without guns

 No.848872

a civilized society without weapons is NOT actually civilized they are just blinded by the illusion of safety and personal freedom
if you dont have enough power to defend yourself and everything you care about you are just a slave

 No.848873

you are blinded by your wrong perception that a non violent society canNOT exist because you live in 56% america
once your community is composed of NOThing but three digit iq humans guns become NOThing but a detriment in case someone goes schizo

 No.848874

sis wants to watch ccs with me

 No.848875

watch and start joing to sakura

 No.848876

time to snooze

 No.848877

is it reasonable to spend 200 dollars on chinos hima
id get black blue khaki grey and mustard brown

 No.848878

you mean on just one then yes

 No.848879

no

 No.848880

just get some wranglers at walmart

 No.848881

theyre on sale 40 dollars per pair
maybe ill get the 3 safe colors now and get the untraditional ones later

 No.848882

i really want the olive green color but theyre out of my size and i already own mustard brown pants

 No.848883


 No.848884

norm vid dont click

 No.848885

that was obvious from the thumbnail

 No.848886

>>848881
dont you already have a couple get just two and $120 of $amd stock

 No.848887

drafted a golgari deck with my last 5000 gold

 No.848888


 No.848889

too late i got 5 more pairs and asked if they had any in olive but the closest was vegas

 No.848890

get one of these instead
https://teespring.com/stores/ATP

 No.848891

i just lost to the worst player ive even seen with the worst deck ever because i drew 6 lands in a row

 No.848892

got a bad case of bloody ass

 No.848893

same

 No.848894

>>848891
that was me

 No.848895

sounds like this guy has a nice teengf must be that great personality girls always go for

 No.848896

what is his status

 No.848897

25 to life

 No.848898

>>848894
you wouldnt draft WB before the orzhov release

 No.848899

i dont know what that means but i probably would
im flipping reflappered

 No.848900

love a good wb

 No.848901

i just pick strong dudes and ignore effects

 No.848902

im the most reflappered one on hima

 No.848903

hu hu hu me tard me flap

 No.848904


 No.848905

>>848831
big bone

 No.848906

File: 1540437919517.jpg (160.93 KB, 870x1249, q004.jpg)

if youre going to translate a manga why NOT translate to words that actually exist

 No.848907

its all about the memes

 No.848908

minnaぁぁぁぁぁぁぁぁ! denpa binbiーーnんんんんん!?

 No.848909

>>848906
what are you shabbering about norm

 No.848910

oog me live organ sample me jo

 No.848911

im on 6 wins wish me luck hima

 No.848912

good luck

 No.848913

really excited to wear these new chinos and get a lgf or a pmy gff

 No.848914

play a game that requires skill instead of luck

 No.848915

skill and luck are NOT opposites

 No.848916

100 percent reason to remember the name

 No.848917

>>848915
yeah they are

 No.848918


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 No.848920

phew i won thanks for the luck hima

 No.848921

im a lucklet

 No.848922

as soon as the scapenorms all quit the board gets flooded with mmy gfnorms fuck you hima

 No.848923

scape and mmy gf are very traditional retardy games

 No.848924

retardy
retard
sis wont stop eating retards

 No.848925

basted filterseki

 No.848926

>>848919
yeah i already watched that

 No.848927

nerd

 No.848928

sigh trolled again

 No.848929

HAHAHAH EPIC TROLLED YOU

 No.848930

gonna wear my black chinos tomorrow hell yeah

 No.848931


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 No.848933

canNOT have black chinos because kitty is calico

 No.848934

File: 1540439679795.png (6.4 MB, 2000x1500, 137626289641.png)

the hima mansion

 No.848935

theres two chink bitches standing out front
you know what to do turt

 No.848936

thats himako

 No.848937

uhhh turt haha

 No.848938

im on 6 wins wish me luck hima

 No.848939

good luck

 No.848940

live and let lol

 No.848941

im flapped

 No.848942

need to think of a way to ask my gf to do something

 No.848943

File: 1540440919943.webm (3.64 MB, 852x480, goblin slayer.webm)


 No.848944

File: 1540440938219.jpg (Spoiler Image, 126.39 KB, 725x1024, cfae7a2b6d63a320a392ba1253dcd4a0.jpg)


 No.848945

>>848943
hell yeah

 No.848946

>>848943
mindblowing that people can play work simulation games like this for hundreds of hours

 No.848947

...yeah.. ....real... ...mindblowing........

 No.848948

>>848943
saw this before but didnt post it

 No.848949

seeing a watermark anywhere on a video pisses me off

 No.848950

i lost to a vraska emblem because my lotleth giant was in my last 11 cards

 No.848951

owned

 No.848952

imagine if scape paid us real money for playing their game

 No.848953

>>848946
flip you turt

 No.848954

youd have to pay me to play scape since its just like a job i guess some people are natural born npc slaves

 No.848955

i make $1k a week rwting

 No.848956

i had a huge board after playing izoni i had like 14 creatures and he 5 but if he blocked optimally hed come out ahead so i couldnt attack then he drew soot left me with two creatures and him with three and emblemed vraska i killed one of his with deadly visit and a trade would leave the board empty but he top decked removal and won

 No.848957

i wish some rich guy just decided to give me some of his wealth just for the fuck of it wouldnt that be so cool

 No.848958

same then i could just play video games and it wouldnt matter that im a fat balding incel freak

 No.848959

>>848957
i think about this all the time

 No.848960

can i play mmy gfa if i have a sub 80 iq

 No.848961

why NOT marry a rich old gay guy

 No.848962

seki filter all mmy gf terminology to scape talk

 No.848963

mmy gf is easy

 No.848964

shameless self bump

 No.848965

someone with below 80 iq wouldnt be able to understand what the cards do

 No.848966

>>848963
im terminally reflappered

 No.848967

i dont understand any of this

 No.848968

even a six year old sexy lady could play mmy gf dont worry

 No.848969

never played card games never will

 No.848970

wish a six year old sexy lady would be my gf

 No.848971

mmy gfmmy gfmmy gfmmy gf

 No.848972

i play summoned skull in attack position

 No.848973

it takes a while to get the hang of it even if youve played card games before just keep playing

 No.848974

really thinking of my gf now this is NOT good

 No.848975

my gf or my gf

 No.848976

tardgirl

 No.848977

im tard

 No.848978

die gfnorm

 No.848979

why does riker look like some kind of gremlin when he smiles

 No.848980

stayed out too late getting chinos to cook the lasagna so 1lb of mac and cheese will have to do

 No.848981

normnos

 No.848982

youre a droid and im a groid

 No.848983

im so lonely save me

 No.848984

these ones are actually chinos the last ones i had were just jeans with a different fabric
these ones have just 4 pockets and the buttons are plastic instead of metal and there are no rivets

 No.848985

>>848983
simply acquaint yourself with a nice teengirl

 No.848986

>>848984
riveting

 No.848987

im scared of children

 No.848988

wish i was low iq enough to enjoy the company of femoids

 No.848989

my gf likes when i ramble on about mundane things i think she likes seeing me get excited and passionate about something

 No.848990

love any scene with data in it so much dont know what it is

 No.848991

pasted hopeless romantics

 No.848992

you identify with a robot because youre autistic

 No.848993

you mean im retard

 No.848994

im teentard

 No.848995

im pasted

im pasted

fuck yeah im pasted

pasted pasted pasted

oh yeah

pasted pissssss pasted

hell yeah fucking pasted

oh yeah fucking pissssSSSSSSSSSSSsssssssssssSSSSSSSSSSSsssssssssssSSSSSSSSSSSsssssssssssSSSSSSSSSSSsssssssssssSSSSSSSSSSSsssssssssssSSSSSSSSSSSsssssssssssSSSSSSSSSSSsssssssssssSSSSSSSSSSSsssssssssssSSSSSSSSSSSsssssssssssSSSSSSSSSSSsssssssssssSSSSSSSSSSSsssssssssssSSSSSSSSSSSsssssssssssSSSSSSSSSSSsssssssssssSSSSSSSSSSSsssssssssssSSSSSSSSSSSsssssssssssSSSSSSSSSSSsssssssssssSSSSSSSSSSSsssssssssssSSSSSSSSSSSsssssssssssSSSSSSSSSSSsssssssssssSSSSSSSSSSSsssssssssssSSSSSSSSSSSsssssssssssSSSSSSSSSSSsssssssssssSSSSSSSSSSSsssssssssssSSSSSSSSSSSsssssssssssSSSSSSSSSSSsssssssssssSSSSSSSSSSSsssssssssssSSSSSSSSSSSsssssssssssSSSSSSSSSSSsssssssssssSSSSSSSSSSSsssssssssssSSSSSSSSSSSsssssssssssSSSSSSSSSSSsssssssssssSSSSSSSSSSSsssssssssssSSSSSSSSSSSsssssssssssSSSSSSSSSSSsssssssssssSSSSSSSSSSSsssssssssssSSSSSSSSSSSsssssssssssSSSSSSSSSSSsssssssssssSSSSSSSSSSSsssssssssssSSSSSSSSSSSsssssssssssSSSSSSSSSSSsssssssssssSSSSSSSSSSSsssssssssssSSSSSSSSSSSsssssssssssSSSSSSSSSSSsssssssssssSSSSSSSSSSSsssssssssssSSSSSSSSSSSsssssssssssSSSSSSSSSSSsssssssssssSSSSSSSSSSSsssssssssss

 No.848996

File: 1540443078370.jpg (Spoiler Image, 1011.4 KB, 1200x849, 70062305_p0_master1200.jpg)

my gf

 No.848997

guys its nozawas birthday say something nice

 No.848998

why are you saving samples

 No.848999

i don't know how to get the full size

 No.849000

if i was a girl i would have a body like that

 No.849001

File: 1540443169245.jpg (Spoiler Image, 231.27 KB, 1200x1694, 1540386792038.jpg)

my gf (she flat)

 No.849002

>>848996
nice hairy pussy

 No.849003

her words were that she likes 'seeing me fangirl' about things so i get really in depth about some things and she soaks it all up and asks questions

 No.849004

>>848999
simply save the full size

 No.849005

>turt

 No.849006

do you think there are people on 4/jp/ posting in those touhou pic dump threads that have been doing the same thing for a decade now

 No.849007


 No.849008

File: 1540443289154.jpg (Spoiler Image, 51.27 KB, 600x440, deyuuku.jpg)


 No.849009

no the people who post in generals and imagedumps are from 2016> at best

 No.849010

>>849005
green ban

 No.849011


 No.849012

im a raging goblin

 No.849013

4/jp/ is a flipping joke

 No.849014

just like modern hima

 No.849015

otaku are a joke

 No.849016

himas pasted

 No.849017

used to love a good touhou imagedump and wich 2hu wud u poop with

 No.849018

gonno make me some tuna melts and watch one piece

 No.849019

File: 1540443613070.jpg (157.34 KB, 750x1334, 48987958_p0.jpg)

BIG sigh

 No.849020

cummed

 No.849021

gonno seesnza acknowledge

 No.849022

stop eating tuna
stop sperming
stop jerking and stop jacking

 No.849023

File: 1540443670504.jpg (1.94 MB, 1200x1694, 1540276602348.jpg)

slut sanae

 No.849024

whats tuna got to do with it

 No.849025

nice number 3

 No.849026

what are sanaes 10 desires

 No.849027

1 cock
2 cock
3 cock
4 cock
5 cock
6 cock
7 cock
8 cock
9 cock
10 cock

 No.849028

ban these jpteens

 No.849029

hated that fucking nubro meme so much

 No.849030

File: 1540443828752.jpg (Spoiler Image, 247.3 KB, 1280x720, 1536098339049.jpg)


 No.849031

1 - To be pure
2 - To reject lewdness
3 - To smile every day
4 - To be righteous
5 - To show others the path of purity
6 - To show others that lewdness is a disease
7 - To free /jp/sies from the slavery of sexual urges
8 - To erase misery
9 - To find dreams anywhere she goes
10 - For the whole world to be happy

 No.849032

File: 1540443839633.jpg (115.24 KB, 607x910, 7e2b2861cb96b29b3bce05d704417632.jpg)

hello is this keisatsu yes i would like to report a hanzai in kono watashis machi

 No.849033

is neetblog here i need to ask him something

 No.849034

its a raid

 No.849035

File: 1540443886583.jpg (Spoiler Image, 410.56 KB, 1024x1280, 1540163452775.jpg)


 No.849036

yes it is i pasted neetblog

 No.849037

quiet

theyre approaching the tyrannosaur paddock

 No.849038

>>849033
im here but im about to go for a walk

 No.849039

thinking about it now a lot of /jp/ memes suck hard

 No.849040

ok ill ask you later when you get back i dont want to let it bother you

 No.849041

the jay and everything on it was amazing

 No.849042

File: 1540444677091.jpg (39.75 KB, 375x375, waha.jpg)

sigh

 No.849043

used to steam jans now i steam niggers

 No.849044

guys remember gunz korean style having some wild flashbacks rn

 No.849045

>>849042
loved jerkin it to this little slut

 No.849046

gunz pinched

 No.849047

File: 1540444906365.jpg (16.81 KB, 433x189, 1230018099684.jpg)


 No.849048

baste

 No.849049

File: 1540444958766.jpg (Spoiler Image, 72.14 KB, 640x480, 11b1a4ce00a4f5fca9c70816b5758618.jpg)


 No.849050

what is it i cant see it

 No.849051

waha lifting up her shirt and letting a nice oniisan touch her chest

 No.849052

File: 1540445154334.jpg (386.79 KB, 1600x1101, TOYOTA-SERA-SPEC-SHEET-Brochure-Prospekt.jpg)

the guy who owns a cappuccino got aNOTher jdm car for his collection its a blue sera

 No.849053

ill have to post about that when seki is awake

 No.849054

File: 1540445239242.jpg (49.26 KB, 876x851, 1353261325719.jpg)

Ask me anything! (゚∀゚;)

 No.849055

phew made myself three melts hima gonno feast

 No.849056

whats a jdm car

 No.849057

cars intended for the japanese domestic market

 No.849058

does anyone have the picture of zun that for years was the only picture of him out there

 No.849059

File: 1540445500934.png (Spoiler Image, 33.84 KB, 640x480, 1488585861823.png)


 No.849060

okay im back from my walk ask away

 No.849061

fuck you go take your walk already

 No.849062

that was a fast walk did you spend all that time preparing just to get more food from the fridge

 No.849063

it was only a mile long walk

 No.849064

just lost the third tutorial match in mmy gfa

 No.849065

yardwork time

 No.849066

hehe it was the same one >>844187

 No.849067

>>849040
what were you going to ask me

 No.849068

what you thought of nekoten

 No.849069

File: 1540447187821.jpg (Spoiler Image, 1.22 MB, 1062x1500, 0b31af806f7ce4bc644bbd907eb84f7d.jpg)


 No.849070

ive become obsessed with scents

 No.849071

thinking about the old days on /jp/

 No.849072

>>848984
stop buying chink garbage

 No.849073

File: 1540447779476.mp3 (6.56 MB, 10 - いぬねこ。青春真っ盛り.mp3)


 No.849074

File: 1540447787980.jpg (267.2 KB, 1083x1477, 9964961190078.jpg)


 No.849075

whats the third tutorial boss i skipped the tutorial

 No.849076

>>849074
no the low res one that people used as a template and drew all the characters clothes on

 No.849077

le hat wearing beer man

 No.849078

>>849044
i could never k style i only could pull off a weak butterfly

 No.849079

same i couldnt either but then again i was like 13 at the time

 No.849080

my gaymness level peaked at 17 realized now i havent played anything for about a month

 No.849081

File: 1540448423375.jpg (70.17 KB, 600x450, 1340092641387.jpg)


 No.849082

File: 1540448441120.mp3 (4.15 MB, (07) [Arima.Y] 恋娘のロンド.mp3)


 No.849083

wonder how juicy sexy lady kitty smells like

 No.849084

did you NOT have a sister

 No.849085

>>849068
i hate that bitch

 No.849086

File: 1540448630672.png (694.17 KB, 1482x402, Untitled.png)

which deck should i use

 No.849087

get asked many questions but people but rarely have to ask others anything am i a wise sage

 No.849088

>>849081
NOT that one either

 No.849089

your kitty looks like a flat tire

 No.849090

File: 1540449156451.jpg (3.76 KB, 200x150, 1244238442738s.jpg)

found it

 No.849091

File: 1540449206697.jpg (9.88 KB, 251x217, 1213648472276s.jpg)


 No.849092

>>849086
they all pinch hard but i think you get white black for your first daily which is as bad

 No.849093

NOT as bad i meant

 No.849094

File: 1540449812483.png (2.74 MB, 1732x2441, 1538516763428.png)


 No.849095

hope i get hit by a car walking to grab breakfast tomorrow

 No.849096

why would you hope for that

 No.849097

i was thinking the same thing

 No.849098

you can flip jks for 20k yen in japan

 No.849099

are you speaking from experience

 No.849100

no

 No.849101

>>849084
mod abuser

 No.849102

what

 No.849103

wish i didnt use all my wcs on stompy to begin with its a lot more fun playing a real deck thats NOT just rng where every game is the same

 No.849104

havent used any wcs yet

 No.849105

abusing mod privileges to check ips

 No.849106

that response doesnt look like someone who looked at ips to me it just looks like a joke post

 No.849107

alright gonno snooze see you later

 No.849108

have a good snooze

 No.849109

thanks

 No.849110

please just flipping end me god damn it im begging you just fucking kill me

 No.849111

dead hours

 No.849112

eatint ramen at work hell yea

 No.849113

missed my bus

 No.849114

>>849112
pasted

 No.849115

gonna make coffee and do house work all day

 No.849116

File: 1540479100756.png (68.31 KB, 802x474, 1540451195205.png)


 No.849117

miss when anime was something western norms steered clear of

 No.849118

anime has always been norm

 No.849119

im norm

 No.849120

im incel

 No.849121

feelin dry

 No.849122

get wet

 No.849123

speaking of incels should i get more stuff to put in the back so that my gf will blame me for gaining 2lbs

 No.849124


 No.849125

why are there gf norms here

 No.849126

simply filterseki being basted again

 No.849127

oh i almost raged there

 No.849128

had a weird dream about hima

 No.849129

>>849125
its just nigspam remember its only ok when he does it

 No.849130

its NOT

 No.849131

didnt get hit grabbing breakfast hopefully a plane crashes into my house at lunch

 No.849132

File: 1540485045478.jpg (37.31 KB, 640x800, __drawn_by_ban__e54216fda5be94ee8047f4fffb04b8….jpg)

wish i looked like this

 No.849133

phew same imagine waking up to that every morning

 No.849134

new sonic racing game next year hima sooooooniiiiiccccccc

 No.849135

if i were a woman id let everyone on here flip me for free

 No.849136

as for me i would NOT let anyone here touch me

 No.849137

just realized i have a huge hip to waist ratio

 No.849138

i want to look like zyzz

 No.849139

woke up

 No.849140

go back there

 No.849141

>>849134
strema

 No.849142

did no jo september and became a sexy lady

 No.849143

thats NOT how it works

 No.849144

wish i could wake up every morning and fondle my breasts and admire my slim belly but also have a nice fat cock to stroke

 No.849145

how does turt feel about the my gf saga

 No.849146

>>849144
i do this but i have smalldick

 No.849147

flip this im going on hrt and let everyone here flip my ass

 No.849148

no thanks faggot

 No.849149

this is the deck i was talking about seth made a video about it

 No.849150

wonder what it feels like to flip a boyhole
weve all taken a big poop before im pretty sure thats an approximation of what being flipped feels like

 No.849151

most penises are larger than large poops

 No.849152

its probably like a poopbone

 No.849153

why am i an anomaly

 No.849154


 No.849155

>>849151
i dont think this is true but maybe the water just reflects the poop weirdly and makes it look bigger

 No.849156

are you asking to decide if you want to continue it or NOT
its annoying but NOT as annoying as momgf was

 No.849157

>>849155
bh slimdick

 No.849158

File: 1540488044249.jpg (137.34 KB, 634x951, 429065B100000578-0-image-a-11_1500677951371.jpg)


 No.849159

92% of penises are under 5.5"

 No.849160


 No.849161

they called me robby thickdick back in gradeschool

 No.849162

File: 1540488228561.png (304.18 KB, 692x532, 44764883_1900337693382734_4700197249924202496_….png)


 No.849163

i dont get it

 No.849164

>>849158
is that shotaseki

 No.849165

baste boomer

 No.849166

psone now that was a good console

 No.849167

you mean the original playstation or the psone

 No.849168

preferred the dreamcast

 No.849169

whats with the chanta ran

 No.849170

thats the wife

 No.849171

thats pasted

 No.849172

himako girl is at goat bosss store shes going to be calling in transactions today her voice is pretty deep

 No.849173

>>849167
its the same thing

 No.849174


 No.849175

im shutting down the servers for runescape say goodbye to your precious game

 No.849176

good riddance

 No.849177

File: 1540489018268-0.jpg (65.46 KB, 1200x551, 1200px-PSX-Console-wController.jpg)

File: 1540489018268-1.jpg (390.83 KB, 4060x1500, PSone-Console-Set-NoLCD.jpg)


 No.849178

really liking these chinos hima theyre comfy and dont give me an overly obvious vpl

 No.849179

dont think ive ever owned the ps1 my cousin had it so i played some games at his house i only had the snes then i got the ps2 pretty early and he was stoked

 No.849180

i had nes genesis snes psx ps2 gc and xbox

 No.849181

get some visvim chinos

 No.849182

the xbox was weird to me it was green and looked like a playstation knockoff

 No.849183

i already went all in on levis chinos

 No.849184

brute force was beast

 No.849185

levis are sweatshop poop

 No.849186

never played a physical snes in my life
no one i knew had one after the n64 came out when i was 2

 No.849187

are you telling me these chinos were made by the hands of a small inexperienced sexy lady

 No.849188

mm.. im horny now

 No.849189

got a new pack of almond rounds finna crack this badboy open

 No.849190

what consoles was road rash on i remember playing that only games on snes i had were mk and batman

 No.849191

actually i think my cousin had mk my mom really hated violent games my first violent game was when i was a lot older it was splinter cell for the wii

 No.849192

my first violent game was gta3 right when i got off the bridge i started running people over and me and my dad laughed at the squish sound they would make it was great

 No.849193

practicing my penguinwalk must assert dominance

 No.849194

my gf likes telling me stories about her dads new wife its weird

 No.849195

>>849192
die dadmog

 No.849196

had to lowkey play san andreas at my cousins house if ma caught me playing a game with guns id get a highkey spanking

 No.849197

i only got to play gta at the cool kids house mom wouldnt let me have it either NOT like i could have turned out much worse playing it

 No.849198

mom didnt give a shit about me and she let me play gta vice city on her abusive boyfriends ps1

 No.849199

phew

 No.849200

>>849198
classic single mother

 No.849201

sigh wonder if my boy realized his hate of women stems from bad motherhood

 No.849202

wish there was a giant halloween meetup around me like they do in akiba every year

 No.849203

hate that samhain is becoming a global holiday like yule

 No.849204

jog time

 No.849205

jo instead

 No.849206

jo while jogging

 No.849207

himako called and the customer wanted a receipt emailed he said his last name was dixon i feel like caling back and asking if its dickson or dixon

 No.849208

send him an email but write it as dixon and if its NOT correct he will correct you its better than asking him since it might seem like youre being rude

 No.849209

black guy told me nice shoes no mattee what pair i wear someone will always complimemt them

 No.849210

flip typos

 No.849211

wish it was more acceptable for people to work from home all the time but bosses like feeling in control of your life so they wont allow it

decided to take a 3 hour workout in the middle of my tasks and will finish it up in a bit

 No.849212

i am willing to slave away for an honorable race

 No.849213

slave in hell

 No.849214

bored as hell guess ill watch mushishi

 No.849215

didnt like mushishi

 No.849216

its a snoozer

 No.849217

daddy...

 No.849218

hima hima ^_________^

 No.849219

paste

 No.849220

got a good workout buzz going

 No.849221

does joing count as working out

 No.849222

>>849216
its a background anime

 No.849223

>>849221
ya but you have to use both arms equally or else one ends up bigger than the other

 No.849224

hima hima

 No.849225

does no hands jo using sis count as working out

 No.849226

mushishi is pasted

 No.849227

>>849222
die japmog

 No.849228

how is that japmog

 No.849229

spent 45 minutes cleaning should i order a pizza as a reward hima

 No.849230

pizza is NOT a reward do NOT eat pizza

 No.849231

he assumes i understand what theyre saying

 No.849232

pizza rules

 No.849233

what is a reward then my gf wont be here for a few days

 No.849234

had a dream about canachink he came back to hima and posted about how disappointed he was that nobody discussed vintage anime anymore

 No.849235

get yourself some onion rings and a nice cold coke zero

 No.849236

i only have vanilla coke and popcorn

 No.849237

food isnt a reward you arent a seal begging for fish

 No.849238

stop drinking coke

 No.849239

really need a new name for my gf shes NOT in training anymore shes just really retarded
people keep saying shes weird but i dont see it

 No.849240

simply call her my gf

 No.849241

flapper frau

 No.849242

got the expensive beef jerky its great

 No.849243

orbiter hours

 No.849244

butt itches sigh

 No.849245

im orbiter

 No.849246

i orbit women

 No.849247

i orbit nb

 No.849248

nb weighs less than turt now

 No.849249

wonder if ill ever weight more than 165 lbs

 No.849250

yeah but turt is pure muscle

 No.849251

i orbit girls but i dont want to flip them

 No.849252

should i watch star trek

 No.849253

watch the tng generation and post about it with me i think i made the other tng generation guy mad because he never responds

 No.849254

youre a droid and im a groid

 No.849255

looking back on texts with my gf there has been a sharp uptick in her using my name within the past month

 No.849256

wish i was like picard

 No.849257

mom used to tell me to never meet strangers from the internet or take rides from strangers and here we are with things like uber what happened

 No.849258

love teh melonpan banner

 No.849259

post it

 No.849260

2 Medium 1-Topping Pizzas, 16 Piece Parmesan Bread Bites, 8 Piece Cinnamon Twists, a 2 Liter of Coke, and a $1 donation to St. Jude for $19.99
this is a good deal but i think i wish i could remove the $1 donation so it would be $18.99

 No.849261

dont be selfish

 No.849262

thats too much are you sharing

 No.849263

do i seem like the kind of person to share food

 No.849264

>>849260
why cant you remove it

 No.849265

what a load of shite

 No.849266

if you use that deal it applies the donation automatically

 No.849267


 No.849268

File: 1540499424058.png (40.53 KB, 922x325, Capture.PNG)

baste didnt know brainlet was a real word https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/brainlet

 No.849269


 No.849270

just learned someone i knew on a video game actually died in the hurricane how dumb can you be to die to a flipping hurricane literally 1 of the 50 total people that died flipping retard

 No.849271

what game was it

 No.849272

was just thinking the other night about how ive never experienced a natural disaster or animal attack or anything

 No.849273

pizza is on its way hell yeah hima im gonna fire up the simulator

 No.849274

what simulator

 No.849275

shat hard think i might have ruptured my colon

 No.849276

pizzas here gonna disengage the simulator

 No.849277

eating food is my only source of joy in this reality

 No.849278

>>849275
i shat out a behemoth neetlog an hour or so ago

 No.849279

tardlaughing

 No.849280

on the episode of tng where the guy cant stop going in the holodeck and flipping holotroi

 No.849281

do you mean barclay hes flipping basted

 No.849282

just woke up gonna have some coffee and play some mmy gf

 No.849283

hell yeah broccoli

 No.849284

bored should i end it

 No.849285

dreamed the beta invaded woke up crying

 No.849286

love when you shit out one single continuous 4lb neetlog and dont even need to wipe

 No.849287

hate it since i have to get out the poop knife

 No.849288

flanally home from work hima gonno have some coffee and play some mmy gf excited to draft dominaria

 No.849289

i get prostate orgasms when i shit

 No.849290

is that you turt

 No.849291

why did turt tell me aniracetam didnt work why would he lie to me like that

 No.849292

die druggy

 No.849293

turned on glass onion

 No.849294

scape halloween event is up

 No.849295

i told seki about the drugnorms but he didnt listen

 No.849296

should i make a breakfast dinner

 No.849297

>>849294
we all stopped playing scape

 No.849298

i feel quick and witty i can remember details at a glance and i have no inhibitions in social situations this is very good because i can stop being incel now maybe thats the true reason turt lied to me

 No.849299

sigh

 No.849300

cant believe blizzard is limiting the classic wow demo even to people at home

 No.849301

new retail archaeology

 No.849302

normtail normology

 No.849303

>>849302
maybe this is more to your tastes

 No.849304

world of normcraft

 No.849305

had to stop watching that i could feel a cry coming on im so excited to play vanilla even if i wont be able to play with everyone here

 No.849306

im NOT playing that shite meet me in gielinor

 No.849307

ill find a lgf in classic and bring her to him and we can all take turns digitally flipping her

 No.849308

should i play wow classic if i never played wow before

 No.849309

yes

 No.849310

no blood elves
no blue space russians
no furries
no training wheels
sign me up

 No.849311

wow sucks

 No.849312

whats wrong with blood elves theyre cool

 No.849313

theyre cool alright about as cool as getting bones from pooping or having your bhole lightly misted with water from a japanese toilet

 No.849314

flip you homophobe

 No.849315

mom said mmos released after 2003 are for faggots

 No.849316

really hate looking at discord

 No.849317

sigh meant to savor the almond rounds but im down to one left

 No.849318

then why do you spend all day on it

 No.849319

dont ask questions you dont really want answers to

 No.849320

spyware is pasted

 No.849321

hima is spyware

 No.849322

only tards install discord

 No.849323

neetblog get in discord i need to tell you something

 No.849324

okay one sec

 No.849325

got the sudo banner

 No.849326

vanilla coke is so good

 No.849327

so glad im NOT a discord zoomer

 No.849328

wish i was a discord zoomer

 No.849329

poor hgirl called and asked about returns and had to tell her the cold hard truth and let her deal with an irate customer

 No.849330

im irate

 No.849331

nice irager

 No.849332

gonno become a regular customer of the water store and steal pnigs gf

 No.849333

why is it that the axis countries are still the best at manufacturing everything

 No.849334

china is NOT an axis country

 No.849335

die chink

 No.849336

>>849332
i think im on very good terms with my gf when she talks to me its completely different from how she talks to other people
hgirl on the other hand just seems annoyed at life you can have her

 No.849337

nice this episode talks about nvidium

 No.849338

love icy manipulator

 No.849339


 No.849340

how come hatoba tsugu is so popular when she only has 8 videos total

 No.849341

paste privilege

 No.849342

gonna have helter skelter on repeat for the next 3 hours

 No.849343

File: 1540507437268.png (2.04 MB, 1200x841, DaF6ULEUwAEGs2t.png)


 No.849344

apparently people think her channel is an arg thing im inclined to agree its definitely NOT a normal virtual youtuber channel either arg or for some kind of art project or just some guy messing around

 No.849345

wish i had a tulpa

 No.849346

wish i was a tulpa

 No.849347


 No.849348

whats it says

 No.849349

gonno surf the dark web

 No.849350

>pnig

 No.849351

donations for a 30 minute hatoba tsugu natsuyasumi video

 No.849352

did i post about what the old gm said about a customer describing me

 No.849353

time to my daily jo to daisys destruction

 No.849354

thats vile

 No.849355

you should only be joing daily to either kizuna ai or houjou satoko or anzu futaba or mihama chiyo

 No.849356

post the succubus girl again i jod to her joi video but i keep forgetting her name

 No.849357

File: 1540508344370.png (Spoiler Image, 311.23 KB, 832x800, e52be1a4e1cb7173538859b1b9afcf84.png)

>>849356
is it this girl

 No.849358

thats definitely NOT it

 No.849359

oh well i tried

 No.849360

gonno sulk and monitorstare

 No.849361

>>849355
take it back

 No.849362

mom made waffles for dinner

 No.849363

thats a breakfast food

 No.849364

having a giggle at the gmm peanut butter taste test

 No.849365

good mythical norming

 No.849366

>>849291
my brain doesnt allow me to fall for placebos

 No.849367

memes all over the shop

 No.849368

love memes

 No.849369

think i might overdose and have a nap

 No.849370

if my gf can eat peanut butter but NOT sugar soda pop im gonna flip
asked her why she will eat 20lbs of chocolate in 3 days but wont touch non diet soda because the sugar makes the soda stick to her throat and all she could do was tell me she did NOT eat 20lbs of chocolate

 No.849371

want to overdose and nap to

 No.849372

gonna chug a vanilla coke

 No.849373

hate the my gf filter

 No.849374

i turned the filter off yesterday

 No.849375

just get turt to complain about it and have it removed like the other filters

 No.849376

can taste how bad my breath smells

 No.849377

i have no need for turt i am my own blogger

 No.849378

get her to eat your chocolate rod

 No.849379


 No.849380

onseki bows to the turt

 No.849381

at first she said she was sooo sorry and said she owed me for eating it all but then asked why i left it there because i should know she cant control herself around sweet stuff

 No.849382

is polycarb rager here

 No.849383

my saliva is tasting acidic

 No.849384

the real seki is imprisoned while someone else impersonates him like jagar tharn its why he says he hasnt smoked in months

 No.849385

wasnt there someone posting about NOT dipping too that was probably the imposter

 No.849386

barclay is cool as hell

 No.849387

nice tard hobo

 No.849388

is terry still dead

 No.849389

wonder what masaokis is up to

 No.849390

hes drinking sambuca in heaven now

 No.849391

hate sambuca pastis and absinthe its undrinkable

 No.849392

wonder if any past hima posters actually died

 No.849393

should i play sims 4 again wheres the kenbo template

 No.849394

canachink
etl guy
instigator
the real pnig

 No.849395

the sims is for girls

 No.849396

im girl

 No.849397

never played the sims whats it like

 No.849398

its grand strat for girls and sociopaths

 No.849399

good thing im a sociopath

 No.849400

hehe

 No.849401

my personality type is described as sociopath

 No.849402

nevermind actually

 No.849403

my personality type is tard

 No.849404

im incel

 No.849405

never had a personality before whats it like

 No.849406

im volcel

 No.849407


 No.849408

firing up some quiznos got a classic italien

 No.849409

im snoozecel

 No.849410

turned on starman and started crying

 No.849411

what should i play hima

 No.849412

play hide the penny with sis thats what i do when im bored

 No.849413

never played whats it like

 No.849414

my hair doesnt smell anymore after using my own castile soap shampoo what a relief been battling stinky scalp for years

 No.849415

im too good at that sushi bar

 No.849416

you put a penny somewhere on you and then sis has to touch your body and look under your shirt and in your pants to find it and then when she finds it she hides the penny and you do the same for her

 No.849417

castile soap works too good for me and takes out all the oil and makes my hair feel bad and my skin dry so i only use rosemary scented hair soap for my hair

 No.849418

>>849411
mmy gf

 No.849419

>>849408
forgot that place existed

 No.849420

dilute it more then you tard and add a carrier oil like jajoba

 No.849421

flip you im NOT putting pignut oil in my castile soap

 No.849422

card games pinch

 No.849423

>>849416
she could just hide it in her pussy and id lose every time

 No.849424

>>849392
two guys on the forum i posted on with herkz died one was a kid who died in his sleep and the other was a guy who killed himself after he got fired from walmart

 No.849425

nice my gf deleted the schedule what a tard

 No.849426

what was wrong with t he guy who died in his sleep

 No.849427

wish herkz died

 No.849428

never ate quiznos how is it

 No.849429

>>849423
after the first time you would know to check

 No.849430

wish id die in my sleep

 No.849431

you shouldnt want to die

 No.849432

he had a heart problem he was a big time jew and also liked to code he was like 14 when he died the other guy was in his 20s

 No.849433

cant believe i almost fell for the dentist meme of removing wisdom teeth its been almost a decade now and i have had no need to remove them

 No.849434

sis wont stop listening to this song

 No.849435

wish i still had my wisdom tooth

 No.849436

removing your wisdom teeth makes you npc

 No.849437

File: 1540513461566.png (45.84 KB, 376x401, based.png)


 No.849438

but the doc gave me a big bottle of prescription drugs afterwards

 No.849439


 No.849440

my wisdom teeth made it hard to eat anything for a week or so and they have been fine since

 No.849441

i never brushed my teeth and never went to a dentist im NOT an npc all npcs have bright shiny teeth

 No.849442

im too dumb for mmy gf

 No.849443

why would sis hide a penny in her vagina pennies are disgustingly filthy

 No.849444

so is sis

 No.849445

File: 1540513717142.gif (2.82 MB, 360x240, giphy.gif)


 No.849446

wouldnt mind having a dirty minded and perverted sis who would let me flip her as long as i used a condom because then its NOT actually flipping its more like shes using her vagina to massage your penis

 No.849447


 No.849448

still cant believe stefan died

 No.849449

File: 1540513866476.jpg (1.16 MB, 900x1912, 2018-01-15-tide-pods.jpg)


 No.849450

had a choice at the store of various types of pods but i chose tide pods because my pasted bro shad drew that

 No.849451

paste

 No.849452

yeah thats shadman alright hes flipping basted

 No.849453

File: 1540514023863.jpg (25.83 KB, 324x392, 1538918397988.jpg)


 No.849454

is seki here i need to gloat about my paycheck to his face

 No.849455

turned on life on mars and started crying

 No.849456

pasted dave

 No.849457

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yA2i1d92P9k
basted commentators in this on

 No.849458

my wisdom teeth never came out so i still have them

 No.849459

npcs hate pasted shadman

 No.849460

yeah because hes basted

 No.849461

norms

 No.849462

Gaming with J 3 months ago
If people in this comment section knew how shadman got popular than the comments would be WAY different

i dont like this gaming with gay juy

 No.849463

shadman is paste

 No.849464

shad sucks

 No.849465

he posts here

 No.849466

i have never wanted to ban someone more in my life than when i read >>849464

 No.849467

dont understand the shad meme hes just a porn artist who gives a flip

 No.849468

norms think hes epic

 No.849469

tonight hima joins the hunt

 No.849470

hunt in hell furfag

 No.849471

im himafur

 No.849472

ate way too much pizza hima i think this is it for me

 No.849473

miss the furries

 No.849474

>>849472
glutton

 No.849475

never been a furry whats it like

 No.849476

>>849452
just realized theres a guy flossing in the background

 No.849477

your eyes are drawn to norm memes

 No.849478

says the biggest norm here

 No.849479

wish i was baste like aris

 No.849480

guess ill skip the 2lb of lasagna again tonight and go for something lighter like a tub of pudding

 No.849481

>>849476
die detailnorm

 No.849482

im neetblog NOT the biggest norm

 No.849483

>>849480
how about some ice cream instead

 No.849484

>>849480
you are feasting too hard

 No.849485

i get cold exceptionally easy so ice cream is out of the question the best thing about pudding is you can eat it warm or cold

 No.849486

>>849485
think you might be diabetic

 No.849487

you think

 No.849488

File: 1540515457415.jpg (231.43 KB, 846x1200, 1537794683455.jpg)

do girls really do this

 No.849489

gonna grab a blueberry lemonade

 No.849490

sugarnorm hours

 No.849491

they call me the sweetblog

 No.849492

>>849482
die impersonator

 No.849493

>>849491
no they dont

 No.849494

whats kitty taste like

 No.849495


 No.849496

nb likes savory things best

 No.849497

salty coins and milk

 No.849498

someone said it tastes like armpits
or maybe that was something else

 No.849499

i eat canned whole chickens for breakfast

 No.849500

File: 1540516061416.jpg (142.02 KB, 1200x864, 8.jpg)

sigh

 No.849501

>>849498
what does armpit taste like

 No.849502

neetblog actually only eats a few hundred calories a week his girth is a result of his extremely efficient metabolism

 No.849503

>>849499
nice turt

 No.849504

should i dye my hair blue

 No.849505

>>849501
you should be able to reach your own

 No.849506


 No.849507

yeah youll look cool as flip

 No.849508

still dont know what human meat or kitty tastes like

 No.849509

wish i was korean

 No.849510

im talking real baby back ribs

 No.849511

smoke em up

 No.849512

wish i had some veal steak right about now

 No.849513

koreans arent human

 No.849514

neither am i

 No.849515

im no longer human

 No.849516

gonna eat some tuna and sardines

 No.849517

File: 1540517434178.jpg (2.91 MB, 2816x2112, brad anime night.jpg)


 No.849518

do NOT know who that is

 No.849519

hes basted brad

 No.849520

File: 1540517987363.jpg (431.92 KB, 1279x716, 1f478f9b72593319f77dc543521a73c7.jpg)


 No.849521

gonna make my own dimmable desk lamp

 No.849522

jerked shat bathed n shaved im worn out

 No.849523

think i might ask my gf tomorrow any suggestions

 No.849524

just replaced the drain hose on my dishwasher flip that was a lot more effort than i thought it would be

 No.849525

>>849523
ask her what

 No.849526

getting a weird feeling in my chest after eating all that pizza i think this is really it

 No.849527

if she wants to do something soon

 No.849528

intel is really flipping up with this 9900k release

 No.849529

>>849522
what about work and studying

 No.849530

cant sign into the overwatch servers gonna rage

 No.849531

overwatch stinks

 No.849532

wish i didnt pinch at sushi making

 No.849533

just played the craziest limited match of all time esper versus esper i hit teferi on five and bolas clutches on six he had a ton of crazy legendaries but i ended up winning with that black one drop with menace after giving it on serras wings

 No.849534

god made me a gamer but pranked me by NOT giving me the gaming gene

 No.849535

>>849533
what the fuck are you talking about

 No.849536

hes talking about norm the gathering

 No.849537

File: 1540523228567.png (3.31 MB, 1578x1049, mmy gf.png)


 No.849538

teferi norm

 No.849539

gather in hell

 No.849540

hoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo boy

 No.849541

pnig check this out

 No.849542

>>849541
and skip to 1:04

 No.849543

>>849540
hell yeah

 No.849544

hate ross

 No.849545

making some chicken and rice

 No.849546

thinking about my gf again when im getting snacks for tomorrow sigh

 No.849547

feasting

 No.849548

cant believe this

 No.849549

cant believe what

 No.849550

File: 1540528795644.mp3 (11.56 MB, 01-FLIP FLAP FLIP FLAP.mp3)


 No.849551

im a flip flapping flapper

 No.849552

>>849541
why is that in a you laugh you lose compilation and also i need to watch the american police batsu game still

 No.849553

i like this flip flap more

 No.849554

File: 1540529371226.mp3 (10.82 MB, 08 - Asayake.mp3)


 No.849555

lots of respect for the casiopea and tsquare guys they are true masters just watch this and keep in mind that its live

 No.849556

the guitar solo is my favorite part

 No.849557


 No.849558

nice linker

 No.849559

neetblog wouldnt watch if i embedded it be sure to turn on subtitles

 No.849560

wish i was in a jazz fusion band

 No.849561

and i wish nekoten would punch me 3 times

 No.849562

got a bone for no reason guess ill jerk it

 No.849563

did NOT mean to post that i was watching it now i look like a creep jerking it to precure

 No.849564

you're sick

 No.849565

sick hima gonna morph see you later

 No.849566

i know what im going to do tomorrow

 No.849567

what the hell is wrong with australian people

 No.849568

>>849567
how else would we get content like this 35 hour 3 part drive across australia

 No.849569

i will stop spamming videos after this one i literally yelled out loud when i saw they packaged an actual korokke in with the ramen

 No.849570

never had ramen before

 No.849571

you fucking liar

 No.849572

i lie about a lot of things but thats NOT one of them

 No.849573

only one on hima that doesnt lie

 No.849574

go get some ramen and try it then the raoh tonkotsu ramen is probably the closest you will get flavor wise to actual ramen from a restaurant and their noodles are double layered so their texture is closer to something you would get from a restaurant but you will need to add the toppings

 No.849575

nah

 No.849576

fuck you then asshole

 No.849577

ramen is baste i go for it a few times a week

 No.849578

should i start doing sous vide

 No.849579

dumped a neetlog and showered gonna have some coffee and game

 No.849580

what game

 No.849581

mmy gfa

 No.849582

are hispanics NOThing more than spanish snapbabies

 No.849583

yeah

 No.849584

the golden land

 No.849585

File: 1540539302288.webm (3.83 MB, 1032x718, 1539900791964.webm)

sigh

 No.849586

love finns theyre basted

 No.849587

woke up gonna wank

 No.849588

last 100 posts were all funny laffed hard

 No.849589

last 100 posts were all funny laffed hard

 No.849590

only one on hima

 No.849591

i woke up to 7 posts and skipped them all

 No.849592

wish one of those mail bombs were addressed to me

 No.849593

what bombs

 No.849594

its actually happening holy shit

 No.849595

>>849593
the ones that the media made up

 No.849596

oh im NOT a norm so i dont even know whats happening

 No.849597

the memes flow

 No.849598

woke up hi

 No.849599

wakko san the deer whisperer

 No.849600

gonna watch some deer skinning butchering and cooking videos

 No.849601

watch human skinning butchering and cooking instead

 No.849602

humans taste gross

 No.849603

ive been fattening up my boy for a while im gonno feast tonight

 No.849604

a neetblog could feed hima for years

 No.849605

but what would hima be without nb

 No.849606

hed be inside all of us

 No.849607

consuming the fat of the blog gives you eternal life

 No.849608

phew

 No.849609

hehe my gf called to tell me the store shes at is incredibly dirty

 No.849610

pasted

 No.849611

she also asked what i was going to do tomorrow and when i said i didnt know she cleared her throat dont know if that was anything or just her clearing her throat normally

 No.849612

pastenig finally gonno lose his virg for the 2nd time

 No.849613

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 No.849614

hi hima skipped work and just woke up hehe gonno take a shower grab myself a sub and then come back for some coffee and making sushi

 No.849615

phew

 No.849616

water was shutdown for some reason i had sperm on my hands and had yo clean them with bottled water now i see i have jo internet too what the hell

 No.849617

simply lick the sperm off

 No.849618

i see its probably because of thr construction nearby theyre hooking up the pipelines

 No.849619

what is jo internet is it better than normal internet

 No.849620

>>849613
thats a bone

 No.849621

>>849616
owned sexnorm
stew in your juices

 No.849622

hehe forgot to post that vid earlier the wow one made me think of it

 No.849623

norm souls

 No.849624

couldnt be more norm than wow

 No.849625

my dream is to spend the rest of my life playing video games and dying in my sleep

 No.849626

just found out where the term paddy wagon came from

 No.849627

link

 No.849628

someone on craigslist is giving away a 20 gallon tank for free so if i can pick this one up i think ill do a dirted tank and buy a bunch of plants and let it cycle for a while with some of my already cultivated filter media then slowly buy plants for it
aquatic plants are expensive

 No.849629

aquatic norm

 No.849630

wait
couldnt i just get a heat lamp and fill a plastic sterilite container with all the stuff and then move it over to a tank when theyre big

 No.849631


 No.849632

my gf called and said i was welcome to go with her and her friends to a college party tonight and start living the life of no sleep and going to parties often but i declined and said it would be weird
at least i know she has plans tonight so i wont ask her to do anything

 No.849633

fool

 No.849634

>>849632
shes going to get flipped by random men at the party if you dont go with her

 No.849635

she gave you the final hint with the throat clearing its over

 No.849636

dont know if she realizes if it actually would be weird for someone in their late 20s to go to a party with a bunch of teens
after that she asked again what i was going to do on saturday i told her wake up and then go back to bed

 No.849637

just do it she will tell them youre her boss and theyll suck your dick

 No.849638

i would rather eat some lasagna and watch some tng and jerk it than go to a party

 No.849639

>>849632
idiot
you fucking idiot
you blew it you stupid flip

 No.849640

stop being naive you dumb manbaby youre 28 already you have heen handed a perfectly good opportunity to gain experiences you missed because you spent the last ten years falling for the neet meme and roleplaying
just go to the damn party fucking hell go NOW

 No.849641

turning on the dishwasher got water flowing but its scary it makes a loud thud occasionally when using the faucet hope it doesnt explode

 No.849642

very unlikely but have a bucket handy

 No.849643

ok the shower faucet scared me water shot out fast but everything seems fine now wonder why both the internet and water would get shutdown but NOT gas or electricity

 No.849644

would rather have a nice quiet one on one night instead of go to a party with a bunch of teens with loud music and loud people

 No.849645

boss messaged me on skype and said he needed help with something thankfully i have skype on my phone told him id be in his office in 10 put some clothes on real quick called an uber and ran here like a tard everything went fine but i almost had a heart attack

 No.849646

also when the himako girl calls i can barely contain my laughter she told me she saw one of the cameras moving even though none of the cameras work in any of the stores she said it really quietly too there are lots of really long pauses between what she says something about her makes me laugh

 No.849647


 No.849648

turned on starman and didnt cry then life on mars came on and i started crying

 No.849649

crynorm

 No.849650

dont stop me now came on right after oh my god this is horrible need to change it

 No.849651

dad loves that song

 No.849652

it makes me cry

 No.849653

why are gay boomer songs making you cry

 No.849654

because the martian

 No.849655

gonna pop some popcorn and give my gf aNOTher call

 No.849656

gonna jo to that one satoko sprite

 No.849657

eating pizza and butt itches again

 No.849658

ok im going to say i was eating popcorn and thinking about movies and ask if she knows if any new scary ones have come out and then ask her if she wants to see it some time

 No.849659

File: 1540585157680.jpg (Spoiler Image, 258.34 KB, 900x1200, 1347605614370.jpg)

send her this pic and ask if shed pinch it yes or no

 No.849660

bnig is a menace

 No.849661

wish i had a himako girl coworker

 No.849662

ask her if shes seen the haunting of hill house on netflix
teengirls love netflix

 No.849663

old gm said he saw her look left then right and leave without saying anything

 No.849664

remembering that time turt texted those hurtful words to that girl wish i was there to comfort her from that freak

 No.849665

i respect women

 No.849666

>>849641
repaired ours for mom this year it was great

 No.849667

simply lower the water pressure

 No.849668

how about i lower my dick into your ass you fucking faggot

 No.849669

i just put a lighter under the kitchen faucet as it was hissing the flame went out then water came out

 No.849670

so its carbon dioxide is the water coming from a well or drilled table

 No.849671

got the melonpan banner again

 No.849672

what melonpan banner

 No.849673

>>849664
I vaguely remember this freshen my memory with some screen caps

 No.849674

just woke up time to game

 No.849675

what are you gaming

 No.849676

FUCK gamers

 No.849677

mmy gfa

 No.849678

gonna fire up a game

 No.849679

same
thinkin about firing up some blops

 No.849680

went to piss and got an afk penalty in overwatch

 No.849681

if i buy overwatch can i play with you

 No.849682

sick of steam kin decks every second game

 No.849683

File: 1540589730799.jpg (Spoiler Image, 313.61 KB, 1437x743, 156428845315.jpg)


 No.849684

should i post some my gf texts

 No.849685


 No.849686

oops didnt mean to post that link meant to post this instead

 No.849687

im home hima gonno have some coffee and play mmy gfa and order some pizza later
>>849682
simply play punisher burn it autowins against RDW

 No.849688

>>849670
i dont know its a regular suburban water system why would a quick light of fire fix all the faucets probably just a coincidence

 No.849689

wish i was smart enough for mmy gfa

 No.849690

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 No.849691

>>849689
its really easy once you learn the basics even sexy ladies can play

 No.849692

File: 1540590694606.png (Spoiler Image, 228.11 KB, 720x1127, Screenshot_20181026-144017~2.png)

gonna do it anyway hehe

 No.849693

bored

 No.849694

told her about the brake pads and she asked why i did it by myself and said again that we were supposed to do it together
her word choice could use some work

 No.849695

coffee time

 No.849696


 No.849697

she wants to suck your cock

 No.849698

feel kind of bad saying i wouldnt go to whatever party she was talking about ill have to make it up to her somehow

 No.849699

>>849691
she has at least 20 iq points on me

 No.849700

keep thinking about getting an action cam but the only place i would post the videos would be hima and if onsekis touge run videos are anything to go by nobody would watch these sigh

 No.849701

>>849696
ya but amd hasnt said anything yet so im NOT expecting much

 No.849702

going to that party would be awful glad youre NOT going but now that shes invited you to something you gotta invite her back tomorrow to do something

 No.849703


 No.849704

itll be dry sunday and i need to test out the suspension with the swaybars for the trackdays on november 1st and 2nd wonder if any hima people would watch my shakedown run

 No.849705

>>849702
was that really an invitation she only suggested i could go if i wanted
maybe coming from her thats as direct as she will get

 No.849706

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 No.849707

really disappointed how vr turned out i thought it would be something better by now

 No.849708

>>849706
basted

 No.849709

wish i was baste like aris

 No.849710

which do i suggest dinner or a movie or something else

 No.849711

invite her over to your place and make some slurp juice with her

 No.849712

doesnt have to be so formal just invite her over and decide what to do later

 No.849713

maybe ill just ask tomorrow or some other time i just need to call her to tell her some stuff about tomorrow at my store

 No.849714

picard just owned the HELL out of this old vulcan

 No.849715

File: 1540593995029.mp4 (14.44 MB, 30942328224-offset-6694.mp4)

baste aris

 No.849716

NOT good she didnt even pick up this might be it

 No.849717

made some sandwiches

 No.849718

ugh that creepy geezer from work is calling me again

 No.849719

should i order pizza

 No.849720

its over

 No.849721

File: 1540594448647.webm (1.46 MB, 1920x1080, 1539723830451.webm)


 No.849722

flip that roidhead

 No.849723

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 No.849724

File: 1540594854190.mp4 (11.31 MB, AT-cm|332225624.mp4)

baste

 No.849725

>>849721
im sure my homemade pizzas are better than the protein shake crap this tree stump makes

 No.849726

i cant make my own pizza

 No.849727

i hope its gluten and dairy free

 No.849728

i dont see any protein powder around him just good wholesome foods unlike pizza

 No.849729

>>849724
pasted

 No.849730

>>849727
there is no good cheese alternative

 No.849731

*sips dr pepper*
yup just good wholesome food round these parts

 No.849732

dr pepper is good for you thats why it was made by a doctor

 No.849733

told mom i dont trust doctors as long as you dont eat filth you dont need to see one every year

 No.849734

i eat filth

 No.849735

pizza is a kid food

 No.849736

File: 1540595876300.jpg (270.94 KB, 1647x912, 1539384274688.jpg)


 No.849737

my secret is joing x3 daily and sperming x5 daily

 No.849738

secret to being a what

 No.849739

secret to being a filthy pervnorm

 No.849740

phew ok she called back she was getting homework done she said that she blames me entirely for her gaining 3lbs she didnt seem mad or any different from usual i guess asking if she wants to get something to eat would be a bit odd

 No.849741

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 No.849742

baste feedee girl

 No.849743

3lbs is literally NOThing you lose more from pooping and being a little dehydrated

 No.849744

beastmode engaged

 No.849745

File: 1540596857303.jpg (4.59 MB, 2480x3507, Kochiya.Sanae.full.626739.jpg)

you have sex with yourself but would you kiss yourself

 No.849746

phew might prefer jk sanny

 No.849747

no

 No.849748

i would NOT have sex with myself or kiss myself

 No.849749

gonno order pizza

 No.849750

joing is sex with yourself

 No.849751

why do you assume he jos

 No.849752

because his hands dont have callouses

 No.849753

File: 1540597648091.mp4 (31.22 MB, AT-cm|332249003.mp4)

baste ken

 No.849754

i, neetblog, love aris

 No.849755

alright some guy walked in so i told her i would call back just got off the phone with her shes still her normal extra giggly self NOThing has changed i didnt need to call her back because i told her everything in the first phone call this one went on for a while just us talking about things with lots of teasing happening
told her i would stop by tomorrow to take a look at her bike 'and stuff'
i told her i wouldnt be doing much anyway just sitting at home watching tng then i apologized sarcastically for NOT being an interesting person and she responded quickly telling me the opposite saying i was interesting
shes such a nice girl really like talking with her

 No.849756

>>849753
do headshots NOT exist in these popular console fps games

 No.849757

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 No.849758

she also told me to hide the sweets so i said i would just put them in a drawer and tape the drawer shut
she said that would be enough to stop her

 No.849759

that reminds me gonna make a big pizza and watch jojo fuck ya can i get a brofist

 No.849760

why are you watching jo

 No.849761

sigh wish i had a my gfgirl to tease and have fun with but i might be too retarded to talk to one

 No.849762

wish i had a stand

 No.849763

i thirst

 No.849764

nb is my stand

 No.849765

i guess it is pretty fun talking with her and stuff cant explain it

 No.849766

can i cosplay as ferengi if im taller than 6ft

 No.849767

die tallmog

 No.849768

should i watch ds9

 No.849769

>>849756
headshots do ~1.5x damage

 No.849770

parents are gone until tomorrow gonno make a pizza soon and then crack open some blogweisers later tonight

 No.849771


 No.849772

pizza is here time to feast

 No.849773

what kind of pizza

 No.849774

two layered

 No.849775

every pizza is two layered

 No.849776

sigh told my gf about a place that serves lasagna pizza and she said it sounded delicious

 No.849777

stop making my gf fat

 No.849778


 No.849779

feasted hard oh god

 No.849780

the pizza is in the oven

 No.849781

why did god make me a retarded blob o shite

 No.849782

should i watch rwby

 No.849783

no

 No.849784

>>849777
she weighs 114lbs and shes NOT going to get fat if theres no food at her place and shes hungry she said she just waits for someone to bring food back shes tard

 No.849785

what the FUCK

 No.849786

how do i talk in discord

 No.849787

what do you mean

 No.849788

everyone is in voice chat

 No.849789

join the voice channel

 No.849790

click on the voice chat channel name

 No.849791

it doesnt work flip it

 No.849792

Hey neety-b get on voice chat

 No.849793

imagined seki to have a deeper voice and turt sounds like a guy trying to make his voice deeper

 No.849794

diet coke is new coke with a sugar substitute and coke zero is coke classic with a sugar substitute

 No.849795

chadseki is freakshaming

 No.849796

die voicenorms

 No.849797

holy shit haysuz sounds like a fucking retard

 No.849798

yeah i guess he wasnt lying
hes an actual freak that belongs on hima more than normtron or chadseki

 No.849799

he never finished high school

 No.849800

i never finished highschool

 No.849801

learned my mom didnt finish high school a few months ago

 No.849802

neber fineshed hyskool

 No.849803

can you go back and finish highschool

 No.849804

ya

 No.849805

until youre like 22 yeah but you need to go to a private school

 No.849806

think id rather just continue being a worthless manbaby staring at the wall making sushi and joing all day

 No.849807

degen

 No.849808

die voicenorms what the flip is this shite ban the norms that can use a mic including yourself

 No.849809

im just listening

 No.849810

turts southern accent is baste

 No.849811

i fuck man ass

 No.849812

i joined and seki said i was a voicemogger now im just sitting in here

 No.849813

wonder if the party my gf invited me to was a halloween party i think i dodged a bullet this time

 No.849814

go as touma

 No.849815

is neetyb still in

 No.849816

still in what

 No.849817

normyb

 No.849818

cant hear anything on normcord it doesnt work

 No.849819

theyre just normbabbling about cars and jobs

 No.849820

what else do npcs talk about besides how fast their metal horses go or how awful their job is

 No.849821

the big game

 No.849822

now turts ranting about his sb conspiracies

 No.849823


 No.849824

blank you

 No.849825

gonna have some fish and crisps

 No.849826

onseki sounds like a run of the mill chadnorm

 No.849827

he sounds like jonah hill

 No.849828

that otanorm gooey sounds exactly how he posts 100% dairy free soy

 No.849829

mmy gf is making me rage

 No.849830

File: 1540609894271.bmp (2.75 MB, qq3v68gs.bmp)

oh no

 No.849831

forgot to check hima all night i was voicing it up and playing gran turismo 4

 No.849832

stop playing card games that dont even use a 52 card deck

 No.849833

wish i couldve voice chatted but i didnt have anything to say

 No.849834

im deafmute

 No.849835

never talked before whats it like

 No.849836

its kind of like a game of chess that youre already losing at the start

 No.849837

feel weird now that the chats over because i wasnt censoring myself and i have no clue if my roommates were listening

 No.849838


 No.849839

i am just furniture

 No.849840

im an ottoman

 No.849841

better than an otaman

 No.849842

its time

 No.849843

never been to ota whats it like

 No.849844

>>849842
fell asleep to this last night

 No.849845

nice got flac playback working on my phone seems like they started removing the flac codecs for some reason

 No.849846

thinking about my gf again wonder what shes doing at the party

 No.849847

urge to shite badly disappeared for some reason

 No.849848

dipe

 No.849849

the poop biodegraded in your body

 No.849850

my gf is getting drunk and making bad decisions

 No.849851

she's going to suck dick get over it

 No.849852

all the anime im watching this season comes out on friday so i blow through it and then im bored the rest of the week

 No.849853

same
i jusy download everything on monday and watch one episode a day until the next monday

 No.849854

havent watched any anime other than one piece since february and im still over a hundred episodes behind

 No.849855

my gf was out having fun at a party while bnig stayed home and spied on the voice chat of his mortal enemies

 No.849856

he should have jumped in i wanted to chat with him but maybe the turt and kenbo mongoose and snake feud was too much for him

 No.849857

File: 1540613643708.png (1.64 MB, 1280x720, [HorribleSubs] Uchi no Maid ga Uzasugiru! - 04….png)


 No.849858

should i watch that

 No.849859

yes

 No.849860

>>849852
same its all friday just got super on sunday

 No.849861

it seems pretty often that my gf tells me i should sign up for dating sites or find a girl what does that mean seki can you help
can she tell im a flipping retard or is she trying to get me to do something with her or does she actually just want me to get a gf

 No.849862

>>849855
i just got home i was sitting in the dark water store until i started my vfr and i went for a nice night ride until now

 No.849863

>>849861
she wants you to be more confident
shes throwing you obvious signs that you were missing her earlier signs

 No.849864

how do i be myself

 No.849865

went for a tiny drive to wawa to grab some pizza combos
parked at a park and snacked while listening to npr on the radio and i turned all the lights off besides the brake lights i bet the car looked cool blacked out

 No.849866

was it friday night jazz on npr or is that a local thing

 No.849867

mom went kart racing with her friends from work but for some reason she got scared of going fast and they lapped her five times

 No.849868

nice tardmom

 No.849869

hell yeah put the pedal to the metal

 No.849870

>>849863
what should i do tomorrow i told her i would stop by

 No.849871

haysuz should build a pc with a new A8-7680

 No.849872

hehe

 No.849873

>>849866
some interview with a scientist about an island in hawaii disappearing

 No.849874

>>849870
lunch and some shopping
take her to a motorcycle shop or yard sales or something

 No.849875

dont buy her anything obviously

 No.849876

dont get advice from anybody just be yourself

 No.849877

>>849828
turt liked this 👍

 No.849878

just went 5-0 in comp constructed with punisher burn last game i goldfished a golgari player hehe

 No.849879

i guess i already buy her stuff in the form of food that i buy for the other people in my store but its always just me and her and she always repays me usually twofold
gonna tell her i want to take her on a touge run and see what she says when we first met she said my bike was really pretty and when i explained how on the vfr you can hit 70 and NOT NOTice until you look at the speedo she said she wanted to ride a bike like that
is the age difference NOT that big of a deal shes 8 years younger than me maybe the mental retardation makes up for it
sigh i know this is beyond annoying for most people i never had anything like this happen to me i never thought anyone could do anything other than dislike me when it came down to it gonna watch some tng generation and snooze and drink some berry blue pop and skip the lasagna

 No.849880

hello is this the keisatsu

 No.849881

im innocent

 No.849882

woke up from my nap had a horrible nightmare pretty sure i was sleepshrieking the whole time gonna have some coffee and play mmy gf

 No.849883

unironically like listening to this for some reason

 No.849884


 No.849885

hell yeah make sushi on

 No.849886

>>849882
i think the ucc is giving me heart problems i may have to stop

 No.849887

i get the bloggin because once upon a time a girl showed me attention when i was convinced i was an inhuman freak and luckily big bro turt pilled me for years before this and i had extremely low expectation and even less real interest
but nonetheless i still blogged and felt embarrassed about it later but it was all one big learning experience for me and it only took one more encounter with a female to realize that i truly despise them and have no interest in either sex nor companionship its all a big waste of time

 No.849888

my dad is seven years older than mom and they started dating when she was 15

 No.849889

your dad is ped

 No.849890

>>849540
>>849842
should i watch this

 No.849891

obviously idiot its ross

 No.849892

nah you can safely skip

 No.849893

nah

 No.849894


 No.849895

gonna eat some peanut butter with a fork because im a fucking retard

 No.849896

used to love eating peanut butter and sugar sandwiches

 No.849897

are you stupid peanut butter and sugar what the hel

 No.849898

dont knock it till you try it

 No.849899

>>849879
go for a touge run with her and record it

 No.849900

>>849878
speak english

 No.849901

wish i had never been formally pilled but even before that term existed the truth about women and natural selection was obvious to me and it didnt take me very long to realize i was incompatible with girls on some really basic level
NOT saying i cant talk to them and play around but theres something missing in my brain where a norm might feel the compulsion to talk to women or be in their company
never felt truly stimulated talking to a woman the time ive spent with them reminds me lf watching baby cartoons like bob the builder or caillou everything they say and think is dumbed down to preschool levels

 No.849902

playing a thousand year storm deck since i got four from packs its fun

 No.849903

theres a weird white string in the toilet water every time i pee

 No.849904

nice i got one as a prize from the comp constructed wins feel like trying it out but i dont have enough cards

 No.849905

kind of want to play mmy gf with my himafriends

 No.849906

Having a panic attack

 No.849907

File: 1540618675149.jpg (243.93 KB, 672x936, 50.jpg)

>>849900
I won five time and lost zero in Magic the Gathering Arena's event "Competitive Constructed", in which you pay a fee to play best-of-three matches against random opponents until you lose twice or win five times, whichever comes first, and receive rewards pasted on your number of wins.
I competed in such event using a deck known as "Punisher burn", for its unortodox usage of "Punisher" cards (picture related), which let your opponent choose between two effects (they choose how the card is going to punish them, hence the name).
"Playing against a Goldfish", is the practice of playing without an opponent as in drawing a starting hand and proceeding to continue to play until an opponent who does NOThing to stop you from accomplishing the gameplan is defeated. Defeating a real playing that did NOT have any real impact on the game is called "Goldfishing".

 No.849908

pasted

 No.849909

flip you smartnorm

 No.849910

>>849899
i dont have anything to record it on

>>849901
shes nice and cute and her retardation only makes her more appealing plus we have a lot of shared interests and make eachother laugh and tease eachother i guess thats just flirting

 No.849911

is reeses peanut butter any better than jif or skippys

 No.849912

think i might have to jerk it to some roll

 No.849913

theres the thing you can invite her to do anything and if shes NOT interested she will make up an excuse and that will be it and you will know if shes interested or NOT thats your worst case scenario

 No.849914

ya

 No.849915

HATE peanut butter its vile

 No.849916

got a stronger sense that shes at least somewhat interested or at least incredibly nice when she invited me to go to a party tonight
if i invited her out and she said no because it would be weird i would feel pretty shitty thats exactly what i did to her it might have been a hollow invitation knowing i would say no though

 No.849917

its the best thing ever synthesized

 No.849918

File: 1540619155723.jpg (595.85 KB, 882x1200, 693053.jpg)


 No.849919

hello there little lady mind if i jack it to you

 No.849920

what is synthohol anyway

 No.849921

she would never say no outright shed give an excuse and maybe shed say no thinking you were just giving her a hollow invitation as well

 No.849922

File: 1540619340214.png (86.22 KB, 730x590, 961dc49a97ab78ed3dc38181b9714d50.png)

wish i could draw like tomu

 No.849923

>>849920
fake alcohol that doesnt impair you beyond a slight buzz

 No.849924

always thought this was really weird in the game but now as an adult with developed tastes it makes perfect sense

 No.849925

ate a almost full tub of nut butter

 No.849926

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 No.849927

gonna jerk it to that one roll is just too sexy

 No.849928

>>849925
do you regret it

 No.849929

there is no possible way i could regret such an act

 No.849930

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 No.849931

File: 1540619707332.jpg (212.82 KB, 600x800, 60075286.jpg)

last one

 No.849932

why is she peeing

 No.849933

how come i cant have a rollgf

 No.849934

>>849923
wish that existed in real life

 No.849935

im permanently buzzed because of a lack of brain cells

 No.849936

gonno watch that ross vid and then some one piece

 No.849937

>>849934
you can buy light beer

 No.849938


 No.849939

why are there cannabis and opiate receptors in the brain
theyre specific receptors that react to corresponding substances what was god thinking
did god want us to get high and activate our brains

 No.849940


 No.849941

hate these dumb 2 second youtube vids
some mate is making money and subscribers just for uploading ripped sound files from games

 No.849942

why cant it be you

 No.849943


 No.849944

roll no

 No.849945

わははははははー

 No.849946

yes roll dont stop

 No.849947

sighing extra hard to this one

 No.849948

>>849939
its just random

 No.849949

is there a semen sensor in sexy ladies

 No.849950

you bet

 No.849951

oh yeah

 No.849952

megaman games suck and have always sucked the gameplay was terrible for the series entire life and regardless of skill the games are all unnecessarily difficult

 No.849953

found a great jacking song can i post it

 No.849954

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 No.849955

oog me live organ sample me jack

 No.849956

gonna snooze before you post it sexnorm

 No.849957

yeah megaman blows

 No.849958


 No.849959

>>849952
the games are easy and the gameplay is one of the best youre just mad because you pinch

 No.849960

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=czTksCF6X8Y
cant stop laughing at this one either

 No.849961

the gameplay is worse than super mario 2 who are you kiding
megaman is so low on the list of quality sode scrollers its a womder they even bothered to make 20 or more flipping games with zero plot

 No.849962

mario blows and you suck

 No.849963


 No.849964

is that a guy

 No.849965

its a female

 No.849966

yeah

 No.849967

doubt its a girl the face is mannish and so is the belly and the hips are NOT girl hips

 No.849968

your expectations are way too high from jacking it to 2d drawings

 No.849969

no

 No.849970

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File: 1540621206245-1.jpg (331.06 KB, 1536x2048, 9841c9f19b4c71908fa184bedaf5d35a.jpg)

is this a guy

 No.849971

manface yes

 No.849972

dont know dont care

 No.849973

>>849967
definitely a girl look at her shoulders and arms

 No.849974

>>849961
plotnorm

 No.849975

all i see are man arms and man shoulders and the gloves are a dead giveaway dont you remember chisame

 No.849976

its a girl

 No.849977

definitely a guy you can easily tell now without the makeup

 No.849978

should i crack open a blogweiser

 No.849979

hell yeah

 No.849980


 No.849981

File: 1540622049849.jpg (Spoiler Image, 81.91 KB, 842x816, 14.jpg)


 No.849982


 No.849983

>>849981
creepy eyes

 No.849984

crackin open the blogweisers

 No.849985

normweiser

 No.849986

drinker hours guess ill go do some yardwork

 No.849987

its 2am

 No.849988

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 No.849989

if a guy plays a catboy character in a mmo what does that say about their personality

 No.849990

File: 1540623836766.flac (14.58 MB, 08. Epilogue.flac)


 No.849991

says that hes a pederast

 No.849992

>>849987
thats the best time for yardwork since its nice and cool and theres no norms to see you

 No.849993

>>849989
theyre a fagmo

 No.849994

konchyasu

 No.849995

whats wrong with catboys theyre cool

 No.849996

yeah theyre cool alright

 No.849997

>>849994
what the flip

 No.849998

im on blogweiser number three

 No.849999

thats too much

 No.850000

gonno snoze and loze

 No.850001


 No.850002

>>849999
im on the fourth one now

 No.850003

you have a problem

 No.850004

ate some chicken sandwiches phew

 No.850005

how did you make those chicken sandwiches

 No.850006

it was a recipe of my own creation

 No.850007

File: 1540642366246.gif (2 MB, 367x401, 1414426259571.gif)

can someone tells me who is this girl and what productions shes featured in she gives me bone

 No.850008

gonna go to bed

 No.850009

cant believe ive got boneitis

 No.850010

pasted bill

 No.850011

literally baste

 No.850012

>>850010
basted as hell i applaud mister incel

 No.850013

he owned those norms good on him for NOT letting them get away with it
maybe next time theyll think twice before butting their nose into other peoples business im also sure they didnt tell the whole story and likely did a lot worse and jfl at the foid blaming him on her divorce

 No.850014

why are they painting them as the victims when they ruined christmas for him

 No.850015

made coffee

 No.850016

how do i get in the halloween spirit

 No.850017


 No.850018

nice voice i would relax with you

 No.850019

>>850016
jerk it to hallokids

 No.850020

woken up by a text from my gf guess ill start watching some tng

 No.850021

hell yeah

 No.850022

hate when they deliver boxes on the weekends now its stuck downstairs until monday

 No.850023

just preordered smash mates ultimate and a switch