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 No.841074[Last 100 Posts]

 No.841075

got left behind

 No.841076

dont understand how people can jo without a two hour pixiv and booru lurk session

 No.841077

dont understand how people can jo to images and videos instead of their rich imagination

 No.841078

you use the images as starter fuel

 No.841079

my imagination pales in comparison to the accumulated artworks of todays society

 No.841080

Wish i can rave about my new found smv texting co workers getting literal free meals sigh

 No.841081

>>841079
my condolences

 No.841082

cant wait to eat this pork and taters

 No.841083

愛 me some baked taters

 No.841084

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 No.841085

finally understand the masochism part of sadomasochism whatever you do to others you implicitly do to yourself

 No.841086

crying

 No.841087

wonder what turt thought of the limo crash

 No.841088

I have 6 bottles of water on my floor

 No.841089

>>841080
hehe sent tg some pictures of the things in the new store and said i was disappointed i didnt have them and she said they were so ugly and begged me to NOT put them in my store too
then when she called she said she couldnt believe she had to sit all day in the store looking at the ugly decorations i put up but was glad she had a 2.5lb pack of gummy bears
i could get used to this too bad she only works 3 days a week

 No.841090

theyll fetch a pretty penny at the recycling plant have The Boss collect them

 No.841091

she thinks youre a creep

 No.841092

feeling nervous

 No.841093

Tell her you wish you can see her more often

 No.841094

how much does she make working 3 days a week

 No.841095

its NOT polite to ask

 No.841096

i work 0 days a week

 No.841097

愛 filling my coffers with the spoils of the water market

 No.841098

never worked in my life

 No.841099

went 6-3 in arena

 No.841100

hope rager is enjoying his new life in the swiss alps

 No.841101

hz

 No.841102

gotta 愛 a good R18 イカ腹

 No.841103

jelqed to a satisfactory 7.5 inches today hope its permanent

 No.841104

i dont know school started so she started doing part time she will be back to full time when school finishes i guess
as much as id like to agree that she thinks im a creep im really NOT sure just because of the things she says and the way she says them i could post specifics but then this post would be very long

 No.841105

Jelqed to 3.8 hope it's permanent then i can tell girls they can have all 4 inches I'll lie about my size

 No.841106

its october school started a month ago

 No.841107

shes just too polite and friendly to reveal her true perceptions

 No.841108

left armpit smells like vinegar but NOT the other one

 No.841109

kitty reeks of cum

 No.841110

really wish to flip but after i sperm i really really do NOT

 No.841111

The Boss called me an angel again after coming home at 3am

 No.841112

>>841108
probably a bacteria colony

 No.841113

should i watch goblin slayer

 No.841114

never had a penis in my kitty before whats it like

 No.841115

cant contain my horny levels when girls nonchalantly discuss their body parts

 No.841116

>>841113
read the ln

 No.841117

When i went to juvie the cops nicknamed me cockasaurus

 No.841118

should have filed a sekuhara complaint

 No.841119

hb h ima the taters came out perfectly cant wait to try the pork when its cooled a little

 No.841120

The Bosss been coooking up some nice spicy black beans 愛 em

 No.841121

>>841113
hell yeah

 No.841122

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 No.841123

alright ill watch it

 No.841124

oh jesus christ
ive got no flippin job man

 No.841125

>>841107
i specifically asked if i was overstaying my visit to 'fix' problems at her store and she said NOT at all and that she liked talking with me
i think if she thought i was a real creep she would tell me or someone and i would hear about it like how she tells me the new gm is a creep and the new mate is really awkward and has trouble talking to her

 No.841126

Tell her you'd like to see her more often

 No.841127

this pork is everything i hoped it would be and more hima im so happy

 No.841128

invite her to dinner pnig have a feeling this might be the one dont you think its time you finally settled down and had a family

 No.841129

make sure to pass her shittests otherwise she wont respect you

 No.841130

>>841084
amazing art

 No.841131

just send her a message asking if she wants to netflix and chill thats all you gotta do

 No.841132

>>841127
i am happy for you

 No.841133

ask if she wants to come over and play fortnite

 No.841134

wish i had some pulled pork and baked taters rn oh cunnilingus im hungry at least i have some fancy smoked mortadella

 No.841135

yesterday she asked if i wanted kids and then brought up the bar thing and said that i shouldnt waste my life

 No.841136

might end up grabbing a 2050 if navi takes too long to come out after ryzen 3000

 No.841137

what bar thing

 No.841138

just get a 680 or 670 theyre supposed to be like $170

 No.841139

gonno watch some more of that bully playthrough

 No.841140

uh why would i get married

 No.841141

their tdp/perf is too bad id rather get a pascal if thats the case

 No.841142

uh why would i be single

 No.841143

i hate kid havers

 No.841144

>>841137
a few weeks ago she said she wanted to go to a bar with me when she turns 21 and she said it again yesterday
but shes just turning 20 in a few days dont know if she plans on staying in contact with me that long

 No.841145


 No.841146

quick flip her while shes still a teen

 No.841147

girls dont think that far through what they say NOT saying that she doesnt but she just didnt think about it

 No.841148

i flirted with a girl once and it gave me a chicken nugget wish i were attractive enough to do it more often its fun

 No.841149

she put my birthday in her phone too i guess if i get fired or she does i wont feel too bad contacting her after the fact
me getting fired was one of the things i brought up and she helped me NOT worry about it
the newest store manager said that the headquarters team came back and said that they liked his store and that i didnt have the same pizzazz that he did
when i told her that she said that compared to him i know what im doing and talking about and that she thought i had pizzazz shes a really nice girl

gonno shower and watch some tng the pasta sauce is reducing

 No.841150

oog chicken nugget

 No.841151

going back for a aNOTher round of taters

 No.841152

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uh haha

 No.841153

holy flip

 No.841154

turt bh hours gonno morph

 No.841155

turts sleeping

 No.841156

whats the pasta mate origin story

 No.841157

>>841156
cunnilingus bet the devil he could create the most pathetic man whoever existed

 No.841158

wesley romance episode guess ill watch it but if any more come up im mutating

 No.841159

is goth gf some sort of meme

 No.841160

why does he eat the pasta

 No.841161


 No.841162

wesley eps are the best

 No.841163

saw a group of nu goth teengirls standing outside a halloween store

 No.841164

>>841160
who doesnt eat pasta its great

 No.841165

Think i sleepshat must've hid it good this time i looked all over and can't find it now I'm gonno smell poop all night

 No.841166

gross keep it to yourself

 No.841167

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you wade into the water to swim but once youre done as you make your way back to shore a plumber emerges from the deep and blocks your path do you think you could wrestle your way to freedom

 No.841168

i think that swimsuit is too small for her

 No.841169

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i think i prefer strozzapreti to penne rigate it holds the sauce so much better

 No.841170

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chicken nugget

 No.841171

homo

 No.841172

gonno jo to kirby

 No.841173


 No.841174

jod to itou life and tamagoro and morishima kon today

 No.841175

might have to do aNOTher cycle in case i go on a trip next year i need to be as large as possible i just hate the thought of flipping my hormones up again i may have learned a lot but its still a pain getting things back in order

 No.841176

will it be a dirty bulk cycle

 No.841177

no dirty bulking is a lot of fun but its NOT good unless youre a powerlifter or something

 No.841178

guinan does NOT have eyebrows

 No.841179

whats the point of getting huge

 No.841180

Are we doing this together cam also I'm pretty sure the only terminology siz knows is dirty bulk since he keeps mentioning that

 No.841181

ward off rival males and attract mates

 No.841182

dont you wanna be huge

 No.841183

mates or mates

 No.841184

>>841180
im NOT siz i just wanted to trick you into getting fat

 No.841185

I know I'm NOT stupid but I'm NOT convinced you aren't siz

 No.841186

im twig and so far its been pretty great

 No.841187

you only think that because youve never lived any other way

 No.841188

wrong again i was once big

 No.841189

big or big

 No.841190

come on

lets get big

 No.841191

its really windy hima im getting scared

 No.841192

head to ross and pick up a designer windbreaker

 No.841193


 No.841194

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just slip it on and youll be protected

 No.841195

i already have a windbreaker but its NOT from ross

 No.841196


 No.841197

I have a North face windbreaker

 No.841198

>>841193
i dont get it

 No.841199

okay it just started thunderstorming gonno batten down the hatches its a shame i knida wanted to go for a walk

 No.841200

>>841197
richie rich

 No.841201

I've never worn it I'll probably get to wear it this year hopefully

 No.841202

supposedly windbreakers provide more insulation than a sweater seems like bullshit to me

 No.841203

phew finished maxs latest video

 No.841204

It's true they make me really hot and sweaty compared to my sweaters

 No.841205

got a north face windbreaker too back when i cared about brands

 No.841206

if i have a hoodie and a windbreaker which one do i put on first then the hoodie right

 No.841207

Only care about Cameron's opinion

 No.841208

normmoefoe

 No.841209

nn

 No.841210

think im gonno

 No.841211

die rager

 No.841212

cat is meowing

 No.841213

is he horny

 No.841214

shes a young girl

 No.841215

>>841212
same he wants out of the cage

 No.841216

>>841213
>>841215
That's siztra he has a cat named Alice

 No.841217

i want out of this twisted bird cage myself

 No.841218

cats belong in africa

 No.841219

>>841216
shut the hell up haysuz he doesnt post here and no one wants to hear his name so just shut up

 No.841220

thanks for saying what we were all thinking

 No.841221

waiting for tuesday sigh

 No.841222

That's siztra

 No.841223


 No.841224

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 No.841225

you already posted that it doesnt prove anything

 No.841226

soz

 No.841227

literally asking for a ban

 No.841228

how did the suspension tuning go

 No.841229

>>841225
Yes it does no one was talking about that picture he just posted it randomly
>>841228
It went well

 No.841230

can you blog about your car or something instead of this reflappered shit

 No.841231

ᓂᖏᒻᓇᖅᑐᖅᑰᑦᓇᑦᑐᕋᖅᓯᓂᕈᑎ
ᑕᑦᓯ

 No.841232

I'm still waiting on my coils and won't do anything else until i get a job oh
That reminds me someonesaid i can just go back to Wal-Mart when i said i lost my job he's the only person that was obsessed with me working there since i made fun of his reflappered bf for working at target

 No.841233

>>841232
that was me you endlessly blogged about working at walmart last time you were posting here i thought you still worked there until you got fired

 No.841234

suz got owned

 No.841235

That was 5 years ago when i was 18 i think

 No.841236

i thought you were older than that

 No.841237

having sex is reflappered

 No.841238

i agree

 No.841239

cope hour

 No.841240

going to start playing wow. what am i in for mates

 No.841241

go play sc2 instead

 No.841242

gonno listen to some fsr

 No.841243

dog is flappering out thinking i have a treat

 No.841244

stupid idea. i want to play as a cow person. theyre beefy and look super beast

 No.841245

No I'm 23

 No.841246

its gonno be cool when us mates are like 50

 No.841247

>>841246
everyones gonno be dead by then except nb

 No.841248

I'm going to kill myself when The Boss passes

 No.841249


 No.841250

bouncing up and down on my exercise ball while doing shit

 No.841251

>>841246
i think about this a lot imagining us all still posting on hima in middle age and then when were old

 No.841252

seki would give up on hima far before then

 No.841253

wonder if in 2030 we are going to post about how 2029 was so much better

 No.841254

i will be cyber neko by that time

 No.841255

nice nekoarc

 No.841256

made sushi hard gonno longmorph

 No.841257

i can appreciate this song more now

 No.841258

hehe its a classic

 No.841259

seadogs are flipping reflappered

 No.841260

i should have been some kind of sea creature i think maybe like an elbow squid or one of those giant japanese spider crabs thats what cunnilingus intended for me but i ended up in a human body instead

 No.841261

id be one of those manta ray things with the blue blood

 No.841262

I Ate Only Meat for 2 Weeks - Here's What Happened

 No.841263

why do people 愛 steak so much it isnt that great

 No.841264


 No.841265

yuyu san.....

 No.841266

yuyu uses the virgin grip instead of the chad hold

 No.841267

does that mean she is a virgin

 No.841268


 No.841269

thats massive what the hell how do they lift so much

 No.841270

are you afpie eating contest tallnorm
keep in mind theyll be ineffective for you because it would elevate you to freak height and NOT in a good way

the playing field has been leveled prepare yourself

 No.841271

>>841270
im 5'4

 No.841272

my apologies

 No.841273

think ill jerk it NOThing better to do

 No.841274

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finished read

 No.841275

congrats i simply mutated again

 No.841276

die mutant

 No.841277


 No.841278

nice batnig

 No.841279


 No.841280

wish i was alpha enough to manspread but im a meek manbaby who keeps his legs clasped together uncomfortably on trains

 No.841281

same

 No.841282

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 No.841283

why do they lump all of asia together

 No.841284

that is free tomorrow i hope hes a muslim now

 No.841285

edit i mean thad

 No.841286

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found my looksmatch

 No.841287

vile

 No.841288

phew

 No.841289

only one on hima

 No.841290

cried for two hours looking at my tiny wrists

 No.841291

you know what they say about tiny wrists

 No.841292

what do they say

 No.841293

you know

 No.841294

intellectually hulked out on some poor bloke and left him bruised and battered

 No.841295

sigh my literary style is so bland despite years of browsing hima and other funny webistes and reading a decent amount feel like i havent cultivated a distinct and compelling voice of my own

 No.841296

might morph bye

 No.841297

got a hima memory leak

 No.841298

any more jo music

 No.841299

kittys slimy sigh

 No.841300

woke up hima gotta sweep sweep sweep

 No.841301


 No.841302

hate blacks

 No.841303

>>841301
already posted stupid mutant

 No.841304

blogsure

 No.841305

dead hours

 No.841306

im here

 No.841307

>>841259
flapperlaughing at the sound

 No.841308

Can't wait

 No.841309

gunna watch that cheerleader show

 No.841310

just doublesnozed

 No.841311

pay the morphtax

 No.841312

never paid a tax in my life

 No.841313

all of these cheerleader girls are flatchested i think ill drop this show

 No.841314

jaypee boy

 No.841315

What's the name

 No.841316

>>841312
you pay sales tax

 No.841317

nah i dont

 No.841318

liar

 No.841319

fool

 No.841320

I always tell them it's for resale

 No.841321

should i end it

 No.841322

Why don't witches wear panties? To grip the broom

 No.841323

end what

 No.841324

>>841322
i dont get it

 No.841325

sigh toilet water turned red

 No.841326

looks like tg calculated her budget yesterday shes allowing herself 125 dollars of fun funds

 No.841327

>>841295
try niggyposting

 No.841328

Will you post a silly selfie of you and tg

 No.841329

>>841262
kind of want to try this but i cant afford steaks

 No.841330


 No.841331

chinks are so basted

 No.841332

can i eat mayo with the carnivore diet if i make my own mayo

 No.841333

brewin up some coffee to go with this toast

 No.841334

kill all the boosting chinks

 No.841335


 No.841336

愛 toast
who took a bite of bread and said cook it again absolutely crazy

 No.841337


 No.841338

>>841336
die reposter

 No.841339

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 No.841340

put some peanut butter in the fish tank hehe

 No.841341


 No.841342

its my birthday NOT that it means anything so far ive managed to barricade all usual bad thoughts away lets keep it that way

 No.841343

just remember aNOTher year has gone by that you havent lost your virg

 No.841344

dont remember my own birthday does that mean i dont exist anymore

 No.841345

hehe that doesnt bother me at all

 No.841346

making pb&j in bed with a tupperware lid as a plate
`

 No.841347

i forgot mine as well until The Boss reminded me last week and yesterday

 No.841348

youre both full of shit

 No.841349

no functional human being could ever forget their birthday when every web account you make asks for it
NOT to mention the dmv and your taxes and insurance and hundreds of other things that most grown adults actually do that somehow you have avoided for over two decades

 No.841350


 No.841351

>>841350
women have it too hard nowadays

 No.841352

gonno watch sao
somehow it downloaded in four minutes

 No.841353

>>841349
nice norm

 No.841354

>>841328
that would be creepy

 No.841355

praising toast is for NPCs

 No.841356


 No.841357

phew sao was good hell yea

 No.841358

>>841350
great doctor cunnilingus

 No.841359

cant remember my mal account password
think ill just make an anilist account since the mal api is still down

 No.841360

anlist is much better anyway it seems like except i cant import my list

 No.841361

The Boss called me a jaypee boy holy flip the day has finally come she no longer respects me i didnt want it come to this but it seems i have no choice

 No.841362

youre NOT going to do shit jaypee boy

 No.841363

sigh wish The Boss didnt buy a house at the top of this bubble

 No.841364


 No.841365

hate anime

 No.841366

finally a new flipping boruto op i was getting really sick of that low production value one

 No.841367

some nice underage shots of sarada in the new one phew need to jerk it to sarada asap

 No.841368

pic

 No.841369

hey boys just woke up

 No.841370

afternoon

 No.841371

whats the point of having a website that lists all the anime youve seen you know if youve seen it already right

 No.841372

i forget everything after 2 weeks

 No.841373

so i can keep track of what im watching in the current season mostly otherwise i end up redownloading stuff and wasting precious bandwidth

 No.841374

going home in 20 minutes cant wait to get there and have a big mug of hot coffee but ill also grab myself some sushi on the way

 No.841375

gonno eat eyeballs and sunstare so i dont need my glasses anymore

 No.841376

>>841373
i just delete all the episodes ive seen except the most recent one then i delete that when i watch the next one

 No.841377

havent watched any other anime since i started with one piece in february but it made me realize how superior it is to wait until a show had aired to download it all at once and watch at your own pace

 No.841378

>>841377
yeah its way better

 No.841379


 No.841380

herkz deletes his anime immediately after viewing it

 No.841381


 No.841382

watching gegege no kitaro
the animation is very good and overall the first six minutes have been good but i have a feeling its for little kids like yokai watch

 No.841383

>>841380
he has the right idea

 No.841384

>>841381
hell yeah gih mates

 No.841385

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>>841382
are you telling me this is meant for kids

 No.841386

yeah

 No.841387

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phew

 No.841388

napped

 No.841389

time for a big cup of coffee

 No.841390

ito en changed the wording on their dark green tea to koicha but the thing is this is NOT koicha

 No.841391

>>841385
the mana chan girl is very cute and independent like kagome or kumiko i like her already shes good wife materials
think ill keep watching this the art is breathtaking the chara and backgrounds are so well composed

 No.841392

>>841390
they dont have about foreigners only japs and weebs would complain

 No.841393

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>>841391
shes an angel

 No.841394

meant to spoiler that

 No.841395


 No.841396

Should i go work in sheet metal

 No.841397

sounds good to me

 No.841398

this anime looks like it will be limited to one or two underage girls

 No.841399

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 No.841400

im wearing my motorcycle helmet while i watch anime
think a flapper helmet was what i needed in life all along i feel very safe

 No.841401

how do you wear headphones with it on

 No.841402

its easy

 No.841403

gonno jerk it to catgirl

 No.841404

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 No.841405

gonno get a sena bluetooth just to listen to eurobeat

 No.841406

just get earphones

 No.841407

how will i talk to my supermoto mates with headphones

 No.841408

nice tng episode geordie in the turbolift

 No.841409

hate this mate

 No.841410

havin a big cuppa coffee and relaxin

 No.841411

you should only watch royaljordanians motovlogs

 No.841412

trachea hurts

 No.841413


 No.841414

what a day had to visit gran with The Boss its hot outside too saw a car with a gas pump attached to its kinda hard to imagine how that could have happened a lady behind the car was taking pictures also had to deal with some old crazy black chick yelling at aNOTher old black chick

 No.841415

my only phones are my airpods

 No.841416


 No.841417

sigh data

 No.841418

had to explain to tg why she needs to wear earplugs or earphones each time she rides to protect her hearing

 No.841419

Take a selfie with her

 No.841420

and airpods do NOT seal well enough to count

 No.841421

i have a good pair of surefire shooting earplugs that have a lanyard on them that ill probably use for riding

 No.841422

wish i was data or yar

 No.841423

>>841422
ive got bad news for you

 No.841424


 No.841425


 No.841426

became an earplug otaku a few years ago gotta have a pair of low pressure plugs on me at all times like howard leights

 No.841427

Let's Travel The World With Furikake!!

 No.841428

does yuka have a hairy kitty

 No.841429

yeah

 No.841430

no

 No.841431

ken is slam jamming again

 No.841432

>>841427
some of those sound really good wish i could get tom yum furikake

 No.841433

mama makes some good tom yum ramen

 No.841434

The Boss gave me a 100 and apologized

 No.841435

trachea hurts

 No.841436

you know that song that starts with
she was just 17
you know what i mean

 No.841437

die ken

 No.841438

bh nigger

 No.841439

anyone wanna do some limericks

 No.841440


 No.841441

normericks

 No.841442

forgot what limericks are

 No.841443

>>841440
did NOT even smile

 No.841444

>>841440
die esportsnorm

 No.841445

youre dead inside

 No.841446

wish i was an esport athlete

 No.841447

man this mate annoys me but i also 愛 him for some reason cant explain it seems like everyone around him likes him even though hes flapper
want to have fun like this with turt pnig and nb some day himas big four just cruising on dirtbikes and supermotos

 No.841448


 No.841449

nice flippin mutant

 No.841450

File: 1539037399530.jpg (Spoiler Image, 1.33 MB, 2159x3840, 1539036093658.jpg)


 No.841451

>>841447
youre NOT a big anything besides big norm that is

 No.841452

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 No.841453

getting excited thinking about tomorrow

 No.841454

>>841342
happy birthday

 No.841455

tomorrow pinches

 No.841456

>>841451
jealous youre NOT in the big four

 No.841457


 No.841458

>>841450
baste r9kgirl

 No.841459

seki flipped that r9k girl

 No.841460

That's turt's crush other than milk

 No.841461

>>841459
no he didnt

 No.841462

>>841454
thanks

 No.841463

want to go back in time and play video sushi bars

 No.841464

>>841459
i heard that same rumor

 No.841465

>>841457
first meeting in weeks and its a big one the people from texas will be here as well as the australian mate and i can meet the people from the new stores
but mostly tg though yesterday she said she would see me at the meeting

 No.841466

crikey

 No.841467

File: 1539038167607.jpg (Spoiler Image, 38.78 KB, 335x349, 1539008543880.jpg)

Can't even play video sushi bars at stores without having some Jack off take a picture and post it to 4chan for all the chads to laugh

 No.841468


 No.841469

ive already met him he saw all the extra stuff that goat boss ordered and told me to NOT throw away any of the boxes because hes going to try to return some stuff mate

 No.841470

wish i had an intimidating australian accent

 No.841471

File: 1539038297071.webm (Spoiler Image, 2.63 MB, 854x480, 1539009254461.webm)

Nb caught in public

 No.841472

should i get a core i9 9900k

 No.841473

arent they like 600 dollars hell no

 No.841474

had a mate ask me where i was from because i had a different accent never even considered i had one

 No.841475

accentnorm

 No.841476

https://newsroom.intel.com/news-releases/intel-announces-worlds-best-making sushi-processor-new-9th-gen-intel-core-i9-9900k/
why the flip do they NOT simply display msrp who gives a flip what retailers pay per chip per 1000 ordered

 No.841477

File: 1539038621194.webm (Spoiler Image, 2.97 MB, 800x332, 1539014700092.webm)


 No.841478

suzslam jam

 No.841479

how do i get a girl to call me daddy

 No.841480

gonno play some tis 100

 No.841481

>>841479
have you tried asking

 No.841482

>>841476
its NOT for sale yet

 No.841483

>>841481
yes he just asked >>841479

 No.841484

if retailers are paying almost $500 per chip in bulk quantities just imagine what the retail price is going to be

 No.841485

wish someone would execute me already

 No.841486

If you're overweight and you slip or step weirdly be careful i read you can cut your whole foot off with the amount of weight

 No.841487

>>841459
i told you to keep quiet about that asshole

 No.841488

thats why turt had so many foot problems walking around in japan

 No.841489

going to climb fujisan next year cant wait

 No.841490

youd be an idiot to buy any intel cpu from the last decade its littered with nsa and chink backdoors

 No.841491

amds have backdoors too

 No.841492

Well i want a cute chink hackergirl (male) to spy on me

 No.841493

die

 No.841494

pork and onion toasted sandwich time

 No.841495

phew nice

 No.841496

gonno examine my ducky see if it has any of those micro chips embedded in the board

 No.841497

>>841489
why NOT end the kyushu trip with a climb up sakurajima and we all try to throw neetblog in

 No.841498

何かを諦めていく

 No.841499


 No.841500

sounds fun but no one can bully the blob on my watch

 No.841501

File: 1539039763871.webm (3.55 MB, 640x360, Goblin Slayer 01.webm)

they just left her to get fsnapped by the goblins

 No.841502

read the ln idiot

 No.841503

im too low iq to read

 No.841504

read the manga instead

 No.841505

\(・ω・\)SAN値!(/・ω・)/ピンチ!
\(・ω・\)SAN値!(/・ω・)/ピンチ!
\(・ω・\)SAN値!(/・ω・)/ピンチ!
\(・ω・\)SAN値!(/・ω・)/ピンチ!

 No.841506

at work they imported a slave from zimbabwe through some third worlder recruiting agency type thing but the mate has no cad experience and hardly knows his way around a computer at all i kept having to stop what i was doing and help him download stuff or figure out how to change his email password even when he had a tutorial pdf right in front of him

hes going to be here for two months and for the first two weeks its just him and me in the r&d area im already sick of it i feel like the chink from this documentary

 No.841507

why the hell would they do that

 No.841508

imagine if your job can be done by a literal jungle nigger

 No.841509

you should pill him and have him spread it to the great african continent

 No.841510

theyre trying to cheap out but theyre going to quickly find that the job isnt as easy as they think it is its the kind of job that the more autistic you are the better at it you can be

i wont even have to sabotage him just let the natural 82 iq take its toll

 No.841511

youre lucky i have to cover for this one girl that took the week off and she has a flipping masters in accounting like how do they expect me to fill for her today was literally hell at work i spent most of my day researching on google in order to NOT flip it up last week someone forgot to add a zero somewhere and that created a $2.6 million hole in the books thankfully someone was able to somehow find the mistake and fix it

 No.841512

still feel sad the time i saw that chink doing cad work on the bus home from work at 10 30 at night

 No.841513

ya vargpill that zimmate

 No.841514

thread kuroko

 No.841515


 No.841516

he keeps talking about zimbabwe like i give a shite about his culture of handouts and stds he honestly doesnt deserve this opportunity they make it sound like poor minorities are so disadvantaged but honestly most of them i come across are lazy as hell outside of some mexicans that gladly work manual labor for 12 hour days 5 days a week

 No.841517

they are lazy because the man is keeping them down

 No.841518

>>841501
was literally just about to download this hehe after i download gegege 4-6

 No.841519

Hate spics they're too stupid to realize there's easier work for more money

 No.841520

i respect spics just hate illegals
most legal spics are quality folks closer to whites than niggers are

 No.841521

some people enjoy physical labor

 No.841522

i know for a fact i watched both seasons of railgun and read the majority of the index manga but i have no clue what it was about or who any of the characters in that amv were

 No.841523

downloaded the normie 10032 subs for index iii instead of the top seeded one
think im going to start giving alt subbers a chance i respect subbers for what they do but i dont know why they do it

 No.841524

nobody knows what neetblogs level 5 esper ability [BLIMPOUT] actually does because theyre all too afpie eating contest to find out

 No.841525

alt subbers are all chronic memers cant stand em

 No.841526

>>841523
they it for e-fame or the hope that theyll get a job with that experience

 No.841527

some people do it for fun or japanese practice

 No.841528

used to do timesetting for gg

 No.841529

seems more like english practice with how they try and rewrite half the dialogue

 No.841530

i only read subs that have herkz direct approval

 No.841531

Got a text of a cat jumping out a pumpkin 🎃 should i ask whoit is or just greet them but then they'll think they're the only person i talk to this is tricky
What did you learn from puas Cameron

 No.841532

tell me about subbers why do they sub

 No.841533

attention

 No.841534

they do it out of good will and charitable nature

 No.841535

for fun

 No.841536

for you

 No.841537

accidentally downloaded the 1080p instead of 720p

 No.841538

i didnt know spiders could use their webbing offensively like that

 No.841539

kill the neetblog

 No.841540

laughing hard at this show
愛 the snap scenes hehe

 No.841541

NOThing funny about that

 No.841542

>>841538
owned hard

 No.841543

orbweavers are basted

 No.841544

nah its hilarious dumb noobs getting owned hard like they deserve bet those lil goblins with their 2 inch dicks enjoyed that monk girls soft kitty

 No.841545

goblins have big ribbed dicks

 No.841546

>>841516
ask him what he thinks of mugabe

 No.841547

read herkz twitter for a bit and raged might have a nap and then go to the post office

 No.841548

Everyone in the comments: Booooo this is fake you threw those spiders in there, shame on you!
Me: Haaaaaaaaaah nice, wrap those babies up and save em for snack time.

 No.841549

the snap scene makes me NOT want to watch goblin slayer

 No.841550

>>841549
its okay the goblins get owned for it

 No.841551

what about the girl is she okay

 No.841552

well she cant be unsnapped

 No.841553

dont spoil it for him hell never watch it

 No.841554

i wk will unsnap her

 No.841555

wish i would get snapped by goblins

 No.841556

Got double texted clarifying who they are

 No.841557

send a dick pic

 No.841558

Would you pinch it yes or no

 No.841559

aunt asked in the family groupchat if its my birthday hehe

 No.841560


 No.841561

愛 when grandma joins the family irc

 No.841562

how old are you youngster

 No.841563

still havent recovered from yesterdays framemog

 No.841564

sigh meeting postponed for aNOTher week

 No.841565

im 27 and zero days

 No.841566

also i had no idea until the other manager called raging about it because im NOT in the group chat
the new gm forgot i exist

 No.841567

dad says he cant do the october motorcycle course because The Boss has jury duty one of those days and i cant do the mid november one for personal reasons so we settled on the last week of november to do it
its going to be flipping cold and im NOT going to be into it in seven weeks im excited to get my license right now

 No.841568

simply go get it right now then

 No.841569

Wish i had a dad to do things with

 No.841570

dad keeps asking to see my transcripts i have been avoiding him

 No.841571

my dads going to get a motorcycle

 No.841572

im mentalcel

 No.841573

im neetcel

 No.841574

im neither neet nor incel nor flapper

 No.841575

File: 1539047242710.png (Spoiler Image, 106.81 KB, 750x1334, 17989AAB-E531-483A-A6CF-DBF88EAB4425.png)

flippin hate chinks

 No.841576

going to sign seki up for undercover milfs

 No.841577

phew nice 5 hour sushi bar sesh what did i miss hima

 No.841578

>>841575
send him Tiananmen Square 六四天安門事件 1989年4月 June Fourth Incident 六四事件

 No.841579

just got back from the post office its about a 50 minute round trip of walking at a good pace which is a nice length and has a good balance of hills and flat ground its all really nice views saw a big colony of bats all hanging in this bunch of huge trees there were at least a few thousand of them it was pretty cool now im sweaty as a pig

 No.841580

do NOT antagonize the chinks or else

 No.841581

The Bosss bitching about how the toiler ends up sprayed with piss after i pee she told me to pee sitting down

 No.841582

any chinks here

 No.841583

you should pee sitting down

 No.841584

>>841579
you should get a bicycle

 No.841585

>>841579
you should get a bicycle

 No.841586

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 No.841587

sighing pretty big right now

 No.841588

why does that car have window curtains

 No.841589

>>841584
>>841585
ive got one but i get nervous riding on roads with high speed limits that trucks occasionally go on

 No.841590

>>841583
i cant my chicken nugget touches the water i told The Boss i make a mess because the toiler is so unbelievably low but she said that its normal and im just too tall

 No.841591

>>841588
its an asian taxi

 No.841592

>>841581
get a piss dampener

 No.841593

>>841590
just get a catheter and drop the tube into the toilet so your piss cant splash around

 No.841594


 No.841595

ill just get some piss jugs like a proper jpboy

 No.841596

how about you just clean your piss up after yourself instead of leaving it for The Boss to find

 No.841597

Once upon a time In America is on Netflix!!!!

 No.841598

Wish my local opium den never closed down

 No.841599

fell for the pissjug meme hard

 No.841600

pissing in jugs and bottles of all shapes sizes and colors is one of lifes simple pleasures

 No.841601

Anyone else approve of antifa

 No.841602

who cares about antifa

 No.841603

stopped at the dagashiya and the girl gave me 5 percent off hehe
got some chocolates and 4 ramune ones a matcha flavored one

 No.841604

hate sweets

 No.841605

same flip sugarnorms

 No.841606

He's doing it again arrogantly flaunting his new found smv

 No.841607

might start a goldfarming business and hire the local chinks

 No.841608

Only ever farmed maiz in Mexico

 No.841609

baste spicsuz

 No.841610

feel like playing tekken now for some reason

 No.841611

feel like playing tekken now for some reason

 No.841612

streammmm

 No.841613

feel like flicking my bean for some reason

 No.841614

kitty reeks

 No.841615

bored gonno fire up a maplestory private server

 No.841616

Wonder what tg is doing

 No.841617

Has kenbo linked tg to hima wonder where all these kitty posts are coming from

 No.841618

stop capitalizing or i rage

 No.841619

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 No.841620

die

 No.841621

sexy lady from the professional is overrated the actual bestest sexy lady is in Once Upon a Time In America

 No.841622

actually feeling bummed out about the meeting tomorrow being cancelled
made one of my specialties potatoes peppers and sausage for dinner gonno have a big feast
got two potatoes two sausages and two peppers i made one fried version and the other is in the oven baking right now

 No.841623

gonno work on a fake california accent so i can be cool

 No.841624

may just have to jerk it hehe

 No.841625

californians dont have an accent

 No.841626

larry david has an accent and he lives in california explain that

 No.841627

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 No.841628

wonder what big herc has to say about peds in prison

 No.841629


 No.841630

dont like salt and vinegar that much my favorite is sour cream and onion

 No.841631

idiot

 No.841632

fool

 No.841633

File: 1539055455021.png (55.19 KB, 1169x538, s6i1vi1e02r11.png)

baste intel

 No.841634

Big herc already made a video about peds fake fan

 No.841635

hima if you make spp do it in the oven

 No.841636

>>841633
i dont get it

 No.841637

lets fly to michigan

 No.841638

no

 No.841639


 No.841640

wonder what thads going to do when he gets out

 No.841641

probably jerk it to kids

 No.841642

holy flip is he out already

 No.841643

>>841636
its a comparison test but intel used a better third party cpu cooler for their own cpu

 No.841644

basted fulippin intel

 No.841645


 No.841646


 No.841647

gonno buy a hakko station + a cheap multimeter

 No.841648

get a small tip

 No.841649

someone prepare the hima invite for when thad gets out

 No.841650

that nigga got his cheeks busted

 No.841651

racked and bottled 10 litres today and im cold crashing them out of impatience its gonno be aNOTher week or two till the yeast drops out ill bottle the rest then

 No.841652

>>841648
one the meter or soldering iron

 No.841653

yes

 No.841654

sigh poor thad hes a broken man now remember hearing he attempted suicide while in prison early on

 No.841655

>>841578
basted

 No.841656


 No.841657


 No.841658

>>841654
hes going to walk around the american desert now as the man without a name a living ghost looking for a reason to live

 No.841659

>>841657
unwise

 No.841660

rage when i see girls try to play sushi bars

 No.841661

whats wrong with sushi chef girls

 No.841662

new mate was playing this in the back of the store and kept telling me about it so i used him as excuse to spend the entire day at tgs store

 No.841663

gonno watch one piece and morph mates

 No.841664

watch tng instead

 No.841665

>>841662
played this sushi bar a ton when it came out its actually pretty nice and cozy did you know that some mate made the entire sushi bar by himself from his bedroom

 No.841666

>>841664
i already did sorry

 No.841667

phew

 No.841668

Time for turt to get up

 No.841669


 No.841670

still upset that the iidx machine broke and the staff didnt fix it

 No.841671

Be the change you want to see in the world

 No.841672

gonno masturbate

 No.841673

oog me jo

 No.841674

uh oog haha

 No.841675

are you jerking it to whitemanes thighs

 No.841676

die wk

 No.841677


 No.841678

how can i tell if a girl likes me or is scared of me

 No.841679

wish i was cool like data

 No.841680

if she likes you she will ask for your snap

 No.841681

>>841678
ask onseki but dont expect him to tell you anything

 No.841682

girls often stare at me with a blank face and when i look at them they look away quickly and look nervous but only one girl has said she liked me well NOT even that her friend told me that think its cause im tall and lean i must look menacing

 No.841683

they think you look like a pedo snapr

 No.841684

are you in middle school or something adult girls dont act like that

 No.841685

drinking some of my hooch its strong

 No.841686

im 25 my interaction with them is at taco bell

 No.841687


 No.841688

well if youre over 6'2" you live life on easymode and if aNOTher girl said it then its probably true you can now leave hima and live your new life as a chad

 No.841689

its a normpie eating contestant

 No.841690

height is a meme its all about the face

 No.841691

im short fat and ugly

 No.841692

same

 No.841693

same im 6'1

 No.841694

die tallnorm

 No.841695

im 6'3" but still no idea how to get a nice korean proverbs 31 gf wont bother with a roast

 No.841696

The Boss said her psychic said im gonno get married and have kids

 No.841697

by going to korea and simply existing
the one thing copers need to realize is that if youre actually attractive girls will be approaching you

 No.841698

remember when we held onseki hostage and forced him to take the site oh wait he volunteered

 No.841699

how do i go to korea i dont have money or a job

 No.841700

swim reflapper

 No.841701

stop giving attention to an obvious pie eating contestant turt he comes here to brutally heightmog you and you give him what he wants explain yourself

 No.841702

its NOT fair

 No.841703

nobody else is talking so why NOT
i get mogged every day if i go outside its NOT like being on the internet is any different

 No.841704

>>841701
his life is layers of memes

 No.841705

wish neetblog was here

 No.841706

I think i like drake now

 No.841707

im here

 No.841708

new kai w featuring lok c

 No.841709

He's here it's still NOT time for him to sleep NOT even close

 No.841710

neetblog get on vr i need to tell you something im at the usual spot

 No.841711

>>841706
you should be liking sixnine instead

 No.841712

what about fortnine

 No.841713

Hey nb 👋

 No.841714

>>841711
Nice passive aggressive comment kolby

 No.841715

nice double picard episode hehe

 No.841716

just one more year until The Boss takes the penis cage off im getting nervous

 No.841717

wonder if tg knows about penis cages

 No.841718

>>841714
youre paranoid

 No.841719

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 No.841720

vomit inducing

 No.841721

why come roll does NOT pamper my dick

 No.841722

because shes NOT real

 No.841723

>>841720
because its dr light right NOT because its roll

 No.841724

its raining

 No.841725


 No.841726

are you blind

 No.841727

i see a reflection of red but the roots and tips are the same color

 No.841728

wish i could be that part of the main characters that always wears a mask or suit or armor with a helmet or something

 No.841729

whats stopping you

 No.841730

>>841727
you might wanna calibrate your monitor

 No.841731

i cant find a group of adventurers

 No.841732

wish it rained all day every day

 No.841733

its the flipping same you fools

 No.841734

>>841705
im here

 No.841735

neetblog has joined the party

 No.841736

neetblog is now the party leader

 No.841737

you must gather your party before venturing forth

 No.841738

neetblog has kicked kenbo from the party

 No.841739

wish i was from the philippines looks fun

 No.841740

its NOT that great

 No.841741

>>841739
it pinches trust me the power and internet goes out all the time and it stinks and is noisy and people constantly try to scam and steal from you

 No.841742

File: 1539064175337.jpg (41.36 KB, 500x334, p.jpg)


 No.841743

cant believe there are pinoys on hima

 No.841744

>>841743
why whats wrong with that

 No.841745

flapperlaughing at the second picard NOT talking

 No.841746

im the pinoyblog

 No.841747

tfw no kanin picking, tinikling dancing, baboy wrestling, tiyanak finding, manok chasing, aswang hunting, kabayo riding, carabao herding, duwende stomping, lechon roasting, lumpia cooking, pancit making, sinigang eating, forest loving, hima posting, qtp2t filipina gf

 No.841748

hima is a global community

 No.841749

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crying again

 No.841750

>>841747
die r9ktron

 No.841751

>>841647
hope you got an FX-888D

 No.841752

thunderstorms brewing hima might delay my pork sandwiches till it hits so i can eat and watch the storm

 No.841753

hb its a green sky storm its been a while

 No.841754

keep thinking of neetblog when i see obrien

 No.841755

made some fantastic fettuccine alfredo but im NOT hungry anymore

 No.841756

ill eat it if you dont want it

 No.841757

been dissolving hrt medication into meals and leaving them on the table in the mansion so someone comes and eats it for two months now

 No.841758

how long can i survive if i just stop eating

 No.841759

a few hours

 No.841760

>>841758
knew a mate who lived lost in the himalayas for over a month without anything but a candy bar and made it back hes partially blind and has motor problems though

 No.841761

went 3 days without food when i was in 7th grade it wasnt that bad i think a week is probably when it starts getting difficult

 No.841762

The Boss bought a new toaster oven gonno fire this badboy up

 No.841763

whats cooking good looking

 No.841764

that irish mate in the prison hunger strike lasted like 60 days

 No.841765

should i try water fasting

 No.841766

never used a toaster oven theyre were selling them at aldi last time i went for like $40 i was thinking about getting one but didnt

 No.841767

theyre pretty nice

 No.841768

todays pork sandwiches have double extra onion

 No.841769

get an air fryer instead

 No.841770

those are too expensive but i would like one

 No.841771

some asshole came in today talking about smells and said that his friend is an onion farmer and that because hes around onions so much he cant smell them anymore
he said the same about a friend who pumps shit and said he wouldnt mind that

 No.841772

wish i could smell

 No.841773

whats an air fryer

 No.841774


 No.841775

its like a deep fryer but you dont need oil

 No.841776

>>841774
isnt this the mate that cant cook

 No.841777

>>841774
did you see jack had an stroke lately hope hes doing alright

 No.841778


 No.841779

people on hima have strokes everyday

 No.841780

glad the blood clot never went up to my brain

 No.841781

whatever happened to the beako girl meme

 No.841782

memes dont last forever

 No.841783

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 No.841784

great sandwiches hima

 No.841785

hate sandwiches

 No.841786

never figured out the difference between sandwiches and burgs

 No.841787

burgers have meat

 No.841788

foolish onion 愛r

 No.841789

then why do chicken sandwiches exist

 No.841790

chicken is poultry

 No.841791

havent showered in a week im starting to adapt

 No.841792

>>841788
who the real fool is is plain for all to see

 No.841793

isnt it burgs are usually made with ground meat think of a turkey burger and then think of a turkey sandwich

 No.841794

how about roast beef sandwiches then

 No.841795

they call chicken sandwiches chicken burgers here

 No.841796

roast beef isnt ground and formed into a patty so its just a roast beef sandwich

 No.841797

i seek war

 No.841798

but chicken mince thats breaded and fried is still called a chicken sandwich

 No.841799

the warseeker

 No.841800

same i belong on the battlefield

 No.841801

uh ground chicken i mean

 No.841802

its the breading that makes it a chicken sandwich if it was just the meat ground up without the breading it would be a chicken burger

 No.841803

if you breaded ground beef and fried it would it be a beef sandwich

 No.841804

it would be a country fried burger

 No.841805

thought you could only country fry a steak

 No.841806

just realized cunnilingus and santa claus and the tooth fair and all kinds of abstract beings and mythological figures actually exist holy flip

 No.841807

this might be a question for ck

 No.841808

https://www.slam jam.com/recipes

nice didnt know this existed

 No.841809

i did

 No.841810


 No.841811

revolting flipping chink

 No.841812

Creamy slam jam® and Pasta Nachos

huh

 No.841813

>>841811
die racist

 No.841814

im telling you fry that slam jam up and put it into some raoh tonkotsu ramen with some boiled eggs its delicious

 No.841815

no thanks ill stick to creamy slam jam and pasta nachos

 No.841816

never had slam jam before whats it like

 No.841817

i got lots of cream but i usually put it between

 No.841818

heard slam jam stands for spoiled ham

 No.841819

>>841816
its good

 No.841820

shoulder of pork and ham

 No.841821

dislike slam jammate

 No.841822

never had it either always thought itd be like vienna sausages

 No.841823

multiple people here enjoy eating slam jam its NOT just one mate

 No.841824

slam jam was ragers meal of choice

 No.841825

i only ate it for the first time a couple months ago but was pleasantly surprised its really nice

 No.841826

although The Boss has been making fun of me for eating it since then

 No.841827

what is so nice about it

 No.841828

it tastes good what else is there to say

 No.841829

easy to use in lots of different ways and tastes nice and salty

 No.841830

keep forgetting to buy more slam jam at the store

 No.841831

romeo was an effeminate subhuman juliet should have dated the other mate forget his name

 No.841832

you mean bastevolio

 No.841833

anyone tried beef stroganoff before

 No.841834

ya

 No.841835

im stroganoff my chicken nugget right now

 No.841836

50 new posts out of nowhere but luckily they were just ck shit i could quickly skim

 No.841837

never even heard of it until now

 No.841838

how is it

 No.841839

beef strokin off

 No.841840

>>841838
tastes like shit mate

 No.841841

how can i do this

 No.841842

how can you do what

 No.841843

the music

 No.841844

got a big horny chicken nugget when i saw juliets tits in the ziffirelli adaptation when we watched it in english class especially knowing that the actress was 16 at the time

 No.841845

always wanted to try some head cheese

 No.841846

its good

 No.841847

you can try mine if you want

 No.841848

>>841844
lets see a clip

 No.841849

or 15 rather

 No.841850

>>841844
i grabbed the remote and fast forwarded that part

 No.841851

did her boobs nice

 No.841852

cried when we watched tuck everlasting

 No.841853

REALLY looking forward to stew season i think we mutated soup season

 No.841854

wish shakespeare wrote in actual english NOT the flapper language he made up

 No.841855

shakespeare wasnt real

 No.841856

>>841853
stew season isnt for aNOTher 8 months

 No.841857

he was real and he was black

 No.841858

>>841844
wow she looks great just my type

 No.841859


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 No.841861

>>841854
felt bad for the flappers in english class who couldnt read or understand shakespeares english when they had to read aloud

 No.841862

how come movies and mass media in general were so much more ped back then i heard playboy featured a nude 10 year old in one of its editions

 No.841863

anti ped is a modern form of brainwashing

 No.841864

wish i was someones type

 No.841865

>>841862
the jews want it all for themselves

 No.841866

whatever happened to the migrant sexy ladies who were transported to new york or something were they ever located sigh hope they werent sacrificed to the elites

 No.841867

wish i was a ped

 No.841868

i was the only one in the class who could read correctly everyone else got stuck on words or flipped up the emphasis

 No.841869

yeah and look where you ended up

 No.841870

did i ever post about how often times immigrants arriving in the us would have their last name shortened or translated into english

 No.841871

bet youre real fun at parties arent you

 No.841872

wish i could read

 No.841873

>>841870
no but thats common knowledge

 No.841874

never understood why norms always use that line bet id be a flipping blast at parties im a cool and funny mate

 No.841875


 No.841876


 No.841877

>>841868
yeah same half the class couldnt even read modern english if the words were more than two syllables

 No.841878

bet id be a flipping blast at parties im a cool and funny mate norms dont know what theyre missing

 No.841879

flip lagged hard

 No.841880

did hima just lag for anyone

 No.841881


 No.841882

same

 No.841883

i would NOT be fun at parties i am an anxious mope until i drink and then i become a redditor

 No.841884

have a feeling if i brought up incel to tg she would say that the new mate is incel

 No.841885

>>841880
its seki

 No.841886


 No.841887


 No.841888


 No.841889

hes blanking out

 No.841890

help im shadowbanned

 No.841891


 No.841892

>>841890
no youre NOT

 No.841893

>>841875
fatcels are volcel hes NOThing but a late bloomer

 No.841894

im volcel

 No.841895

being fat is NOT a choice

 No.841896

simply stop eating

 No.841897

>>841893
what if im also reflappered

 No.841898

gonno brownout

 No.841899

>>841896
no thats NOT an option

 No.841900

spent part of my life being fat part of my life being twig i like being twig better i can wear stylish clothing and easily get a lgf

 No.841901

i agree when youre skinny your full potential is already on display but with fat socalled people there is always the possibility that their excess mass is concealing an impressive frame and chicken nugget structure

 No.841902

why did cunnilingus gave me 愛 handles but no one to hold on to them

 No.841903

>>841897
80-105 is the sweet spot for slaying any dumber or smarter and it gets a lot more difficult

 No.841904

i think youre seriously overestimating what somebody with 80 iq is like

 No.841905

i must be 79

 No.841906

phew nice daughter taste test

 No.841907

im 140iqcel

 No.841908

thats bullscrap theres never a downside to intelligence just like with attractiveness both give you more options and control over others and your surroundings

 No.841909


 No.841910

>>841908
higher intelligence often results in higher inhibition of course there are genius chads out there but its NOT the norm

 No.841911

wrong video sad to see his daughter looking like this

 No.841912

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 No.841913

being a pmb results in higher inhibition if youre smart you should be able to predict reactions

 No.841914

intelligence neuroses and social isolation all are correlated

 No.841915

high inhibition is often just the result of being ugly anyway because youre aware that how you act or present yourself wont really improve how others perceive you if youre both smart and attractive then the world becomes NOThing but your playground

 No.841916

>>841911
never saw his daughter before

 No.841917

>>841916
shes in a lot of videos making desserts and sweets

 No.841918

>>841915
those mates become serial killers

 No.841919

>>841917
post em

 No.841920

projecting

 No.841921

dont find his daughter attractive much prefer the mre reviewers

 No.841922

>>841919
theyve been posted many times before

 No.841923

>>841915
im smart and attractive but it amounts to NOThing

 No.841924

>>841922
post em

 No.841925

nigger

 No.841926

what if youre smart and attractive and tall but you have a developmental disorder like autism

 No.841927


 No.841928

>>841923
youre NOT attractive

 No.841929


 No.841930

then you can just find a sugar mama or upload a video to youtube and get tons of pity and then solicit patreon donations

 No.841931


 No.841932

how do you find a sugar mama if youre autistic and never leave the house and just play sushi bars and watch anime all day

 No.841933

>>841927
thanks for reminding me how gross kids are flipping hate how their teeth fall out constantly

 No.841934

>>841926
if you were actually attractive only severe autism would be a hindrance
statistics show that most people consider themselves to have above average looks youre deluded with arrogance

 No.841935

consider myself below average but get lots of female attention and perks its kind of nice

 No.841936

stopped watching that mate after he mocked trump

 No.841937

if i were tall and handsome one of my favorite pastimes would be to seduce single mothers to get access to their daughters

 No.841938

>>841934
would it change your mind if i told you both of my parents used to be models that had a bunch of magazine prints

 No.841939

wonder how many actual studs do that probably a good amount

 No.841940

can i post something i jod to

 No.841941

feel free

 No.841942

ok here it goes

 No.841943

cant find the townsend video with the jolly fat black mate

 No.841944

no because genetics arent everything
people will ask if theyre attractive but the pill is if you were attractive you would KNOW

best anyone here does is probably being mildly above average but they probably dont come around often enough to care about posting pics

 No.841945

why did the fast hours start so late tonight

 No.841946

>>841934
did you know most people consider themselves to be above average drivers too

weird

 No.841947

wow now THATs a hard pill to swallow

 No.841948

>>841946
its almost like people believe themselves to be the main character in a movie basted on their lives

 No.841949

havent drove ever since discovered my vision was flapper nice to have that convenient justification whenever The Bosss acting up

 No.841950

anime protagonist syndrom

 No.841951

told The Boss about the people think they are the main character in a movie phenomenon dont think she understood what i was trying to say

 No.841952

she is a npc

 No.841953

>>841945
the turt factor

 No.841954

A type of condition characterized by one feeling as though the are destined to become a Main Character, through possessing attributes and/or having events happen in their life that cause them to become like the protagonist of any fictional story; having to go on a journey to locate and/or save something or someone, using unique talents or skills to forward mankind, having one's home taken away from them at an early age, and losing a 愛d one to an illness are all potential instances for Main Character Syndrome to occur.

 No.841955

wish i could Drive

 No.841956

it pinches riding is better

 No.841957

can i post something else i jod to

 No.841958

yeah i know but i already said its gonno be at least 3 years before i could ride motorcycle by myself if i started today so its pointless to even think about

 No.841959

no you only get one

 No.841960

but this ones actually good

 No.841961

wait for someone else to post their jo first then

 No.841962

too bad youll have to wait till tomorrow

 No.841963

you will NOT be forgiven

 No.841964

always wished my parents would die so i could fulfill my main character syndrome

 No.841965

wish i wasnt the main character of this tragedy

 No.841966

holy flip made the grave mistake of smelling the chair again

 No.841967

guess ill play some pubg

 No.841968

cant overstate how pleasant this op is seeing it never fails to make me smile

 No.841969

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hmm

 No.841970

should i get blops 4

 No.841971

basted battleye

 No.841972

what the flip did elpres delete his channel why cant i find his treekills

 No.841973

theres a new one

 No.841974

youtube deleted it

 No.841975

think ill become a video sushi bar cheater looks fun

 No.841976

stayed up late because i didnt have to wake up early for the meeting guess ill snoooze now
a few weeks ago told tg id see her the next week and the schedule was changed so i didnt have any day with her
then she said she would see me in a few days and the meeting was flipping called off entirely like an old wizard cursed me

 No.841977

cheating takes the fun away

 No.841978

havent had a good consolewar on v in while

 No.841979

miss when he was ped now hes just aNOTher roast worshiper

 No.841980

tg is an honorary sexy lady

 No.841981

surprised and relieved incels never direct much vitriol to sexy ladies the most ive seen is a couple of tangential rants on wizchan and tohno but those places predate the modern movement by a good deal

hope they never do dont want anyone targeting and killing sexy ladies it makes me feel bad

 No.841982

die sexy ladyworshipper

 No.841983

protoroasts

 No.841984


 No.841985

really starting to encounter strong evidence that the external world is NOThing but a projection of my own mind wonder for how much longer hima and this mortal vessel of mine will be of use to me

 No.841986


 No.841987

>>841985
youre crazy

 No.841988

未来が眩しくて見えない snoze

 No.841989

spent almost 4 hours talking with her nonstop the other day about random stuff with a bit of teasing going back and forth she seemed completely interested in what i said and seemed actually happy to talk for so long and then the next day felt like a continuation of that
especially after spending so much time here it seems hard to believe that theres someone out there who just doesnt hate me

 No.841990

>>841984
never understood why truck/jeep types put such ugly wheels on their vehicles often they have fake beadlock bolts and everything in this case theyre just regular fake 2 piece wheels
then they put the big offroad tread tires on there even though they never leave public roads and walmart parking lots

 No.841991

shes waiting for the perfect opportunity to report you to hr once she no longer feels threatened by you

 No.841992


 No.841993

wish i knew a girl to talk to havent talked to one that wasnt a cashier in years

 No.841994

my The Boss and sister are the only females ive ever had a conversation with

 No.841995

dont even talk to my The Boss dont have a sis

 No.841996

is it true neetblog was gestated in a test tube and has never known parental affection

 No.841997

dont like it when girls talk to me because i know its only a matter of time until i say something they deem weird and they get that creeped out or disappointed expression after that i simply walk away

 No.841998


 No.841999

thats why mutual attraction is so beautiful dont have to worry about The Bossents like that ever occurring girls literally behave like anime characters when they like you i couldnt believe how accurate all that crap was when i witnessed it for the first time and the same applies to sexual behavior too literally everything you see in the doujinshi is real

 No.842000

when i first grasped that i wasnt sure whether that means fiction reflects reality or if its the other way around but i remember being quite mindblown about it for a while

 No.842001

she is NOT attracted you are the only two people in the store who else does she have to talk to

 No.842002

smartnorm hours

 No.842003

dont listen to that mate hes crazy or trolling or something

 No.842004

babyflip has been carried out on multiple occasions

 No.842005

complete with blender

 No.842006

teeth are feeling nice and smooth think im finally committing to the brushing habit wonder if ill be able to reverse the decay

 No.842007

same ive spent most of my life NOT brushing but after i bought a hard bristled brush ive been trying to do it every night and now my teeth are a lot whiter and the recessed gums on my bottom front teeth has started to recover

 No.842008

havent brushed in years might start up again if i can find some fluoride free paste

 No.842009

i dont know whether flossing is vital or even effective but i did it once a couple months ago and the one thing i do know is that the gunk you dislodge with it has a truly heinous odor it smells like stagnated sewage

 No.842010

never forget the time i met with zyzz and herkz in nsw for defqon the crowd was relentless though there wasnt enough room to shuffle

 No.842011

never flosses

 No.842012

flossed once there was blood everywhere

 No.842013

whenever i floss theres little to no gunk and it doesnt smell

 No.842014

same almost got the string stuck in between my teeth and it hurt like a bitch

 No.842015

>>842013
do you swallow your food whole

 No.842016

subsist on a liquid diet of NOThing but walmart brand ensure

 No.842017


 No.842018

only eat fresh kills

 No.842019

think ill find a nice spot in a forest and set up a tent for a few months

 No.842020

storming hard hima

 No.842021

>>842009
you have to floss if you do NOT want your breath to smell like that

 No.842022

youve been brainwashed by big floss propaganda

 No.842023

taught myself how to floss while looking in the mirror waiting for the shower water to warm

 No.842024

nah flip you sewage mouth

 No.842025

youre a slave to the floss and you cant even see it how pathetic

 No.842026

the kids just cant stop flossing

 No.842027

thinkin about slam jam risotto

 No.842028

josnoze time

 No.842029


 No.842030

soulja boys a flippin queer

 No.842031

i look like goku

 No.842032

all alone on hima

 No.842033

im here

 No.842034

good night hima
see you later

 No.842035

bye bye

 No.842036

File: 1539080983282.jpg (850.03 KB, 1080x2220, DSC_42.jpg)

oh boy were in for it now

 No.842037

hope you petition for your drugs they cant unlawfully take them

 No.842038

im a sovereign citizen you cant do this to me

 No.842039

is thad here yet

 No.842040

relaxing with a bit of high-level theology

 No.842041

starting off my day with a nice big bowl of reeses puffs peanut butter crunch is the superior cereal
though sigh

 No.842042

"I have a healthy way of thinking and normal brain chemistry, that allows me to live a fulfilled life without worrying about irrelevant stuff like if i got "mogged"

if only i could say the same

 No.842043

woke

 No.842044

how was your slumber

 No.842045

>>842042
sad cope

 No.842046

how do i cope with my norwooding

 No.842047

just wear a cool hat

 No.842048

workin

 No.842049

>>842046
finasteride and minoxidil
hair plugs if you can afford it

 No.842050

hair is pure cope it cant salvage your lack of facial structure if you dont look good bald you dont look good period

 No.842051

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 No.842052

that mates an effeminate twink hes got no sex appeal girls just like him cos hes tall and famous and NOT repulsive hed get mogged to hell by a real man like clint walker

hoo boy now that was a real specimen they dont make em like they used to but im glad for that imagine if mates like him were still walking around id just give up and subject myself to hrt immediately

 No.842053

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this is how i imagine himas fsnapper

 No.842054

big chance that mate would look horrendous bald

 No.842055

flip whatever happened to strawberry toast crunch that stuff was heavenly

 No.842056

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kill confirmed

 No.842057

what do sexy ladies think of male chest hair do they like it i have a lot

 No.842058

File: 1539095871532.jpg (3.18 MB, 3648x2736, 1537148555851.jpg)

hima meetup

 No.842059

>>842001
she could have easily sat in the back or looked at her phone but instead she was in the front either standing next to me or sitting on the counter and talking
then the next day she was texting me throughout the day and called a few times asking simple questions but those phone calls all turned into conversations
theres still a high chance that she may simply be a very friendly person but some of the things she says and does makes me unsure of that

 No.842060

>>842006
idiot your teeth will be rotten forever

 No.842061

shes just a genki flapper enjoy it while you can and dont flip up the nature of your relationship by ascribing nonexistent subtext to it

 No.842062

norms will do that even the introverted ones will prefer to talk to someone over sitting around by themselves even if they have NOThing in common

 No.842063

愛 a good brush & floss

 No.842064

human teeth pinch

 No.842065

would help for seki to give input on this but hes too busy doing stuff

 No.842066

9900k $525 without a cooler intel is flipping dead

 No.842067

think these last two years have easily been the best of my life or at least recent memory seen a lot of funny and underage stuff

 No.842068

imagine basing the quality of your life on how many cartoon drawings of naked ladies youve seen

 No.842069

what stuff

 No.842070

its worth paying twice as much to get 5 more fps in fortnite you fool

 No.842071

it would be highly inadvisable to share such material here as it violates US laws

 No.842072


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 No.842074

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technorm hours

 No.842075

>>842062
what about the touching

 No.842076

wish i was cool like steve

 No.842077

flapperlaughing how it seems NOT intel cant do anything without waves of people complaining about something
first it was the 28 core thing like steve said now its the tests they do even though the 9900k does actually alleviate the thermal paste problem and makes delidding useless and is an actual improvement over what they last put out

this is the beginning of the end

 No.842078

nobody understands your technorm babble

 No.842079

ok ill just go back to posting about tg

 No.842080

thats my cue to morph then

 No.842081

File: 1539098526744.png (395.71 KB, 497x389, 7f58eeca3402de89d3180fa0c64e13ca.png)

dont stop technorming now i was just about to dose off

 No.842082

Hardware Unboxed 2 hours ago
It's even worse than we thought, Principled Technologies are running the 2700X as a quad-core. Updated results here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/21950120

nice intel

 No.842083

File: 1539098772888.jpg (16.74 KB, 500x375, 29bb4f3fbd8f045f13e19a06476cd262.jpg)


 No.842084

stupid doozer

 No.842085

woke up

 No.842086

norms can tell that you've jerked it to kids

 No.842087

>>842082
beep beep beep

 No.842088


 No.842089

How do penises feel inside you

 No.842090

bend over and youll find out

 No.842091


 No.842092

stretched and yelled

 No.842093

took the nig to the mall for food and a north american charger for his phone and asked him about mugabe he sounds pretty fed up with the african corruption but who wouldnt be

 No.842094

you got some imagination

 No.842095

baking some fries

 No.842096

also i prescribed the first pill he asked if i had a gf and i said no in this country girls only pay attention if you have money or height

by the time he leaves he will be the most blackpilled nig in nigland

 No.842097

>>842086
tg cant tell but then again shes pretty flapper so she cant understand a lot of stuff
still laugh at her NOT understanding how gloryholes worked specifically how the dick would fit through the hole

 No.842098

tng time its the icarus factor

 No.842099

ohh cunnilingusdd decided to take an after lunch nap because i was so tired and now i feel like absolute shite helpp feel like i died and someone rolled a 1 before the resurrection spell

 No.842100

I can't hold this pose forever when do i find or 9

 No.842101


 No.842102

cracked my knuckles way too much yesterday due to anxiety and now they hurt never gonno crack my joints again

 No.842103

they will crack with or without you

 No.842104

cracked my dick knuckle a few days ago it felt great

 No.842105

File: 1539106821107.jpg (2.87 MB, 4128x3096, 20181009_190409[1].jpg)

night walks are fun

 No.842106

charleston chew timw

 No.842107

>>842105
baste ausbro

 No.842108

isnt that maltaman

 No.842109

dont know if i like this matcha ramune the good thing is that they put real matcha in it

 No.842110

whats something good to stare at besides walls floors or ceilings

 No.842111


 No.842112

might get the hakko 951

 No.842113

having trouble at work and the girl that got a leave wont answer my messages oh well

 No.842114

hehe mate who came in asked what i do all day so i brought up tng and said i was watching the episode where riker gets his promotion offer and he said it was a great episode and he was sorry for interrupting

 No.842115

watch ds9 instead

 No.842116

hehe

 No.842117

should i cut my kitty hairs like a pumpkin so when i hook up with someone at the halloween party they will eat me out

 No.842118

File: 1539114153430.jpg (27.51 KB, 480x408, lime-cat.jpg)


 No.842119

Thought i got a parking ticket but it was only a warning good thing I'm never going back there "clean Air" parking can pinch my ass boost that shit

 No.842120

why did cunnilingus make me volincel

 No.842121

I'm volcel i dedicate my life to my lord and savior i don't have time for women or men alike

 No.842122

woke up hows it hangin mates

 No.842123

im NOT hangin

 No.842124

wish i was hangin

 No.842125

its hangin
just want to go home and have a big mug of hot coffee sigh think im gonno have a workplace jo and mutate work

 No.842126

oh boy steve is mad

 No.842127

about to have a big cup of coffee myself

 No.842128

have a big cup of this

 No.842129

>>842118
thats a melon NOT a lime
seen this image on forums for at least 10 years maybe longer is there a story behind it

 No.842130

its a lime

 No.842131

thats a pomelo you flipping idiots

 No.842132

>>841862
ya 1975s sugar and spice phew thats a good one

 No.842133

oh and theres eva ionescos playboy as well its black and white but i like it more

 No.842134

pinch my boosting dick

 No.842135

The corporate place is still doing interviews just give me the boosting job already

 No.842136

you dont deserve it you belong working in a paint store

 No.842137

I don't want it id rather work at the protein plant for 17 an hour with unlimited overtime and gym you can use whenever you want but theyre NOT hiring

 No.842138

simply work at a water store you can sit in the back and watch tng all day and snack

 No.842139

wish i could walk into a water store and be made a manager and get a free gf and free donuts and free drinks

 No.842140

suz doesnt want that he wants to work hard and get himself a new iphone and some banging yeezys

 No.842141

I want to buy a 4k go pro and car parts to blog my life and car misadventures and friends i think getting friends would be the hardest part

 No.842142

wish i had one friend

 No.842143

my friends are here

 No.842144

should i get blops 4

 No.842145

yeah

 No.842146

im too ugly for anyone to NOT instantly hate me

 No.842147

wonder what thads up to

 No.842148

hes suffering

 No.842149

at the well bunch of geese around i was getting some water had 2 bottles filled some mate comes in front of me and starts filling his 4 bottles what a jaypee boy ya i had the 3rd stashes in the backpack but you ask if youre done NOT just barge it like a undisciplined mutt its starting to rain might bounce on outta here

 No.842150

Should've showed him the true powers of the blimp cunnilingus

 No.842151

if i was a blimp everyone would fear me but im twig

 No.842152

flipping hate chinks but secretly wish i was one sigh

 No.842153

if i was chink id be a world renown mathematician

 No.842154

imagine a 400lb blimp naruto running straight at you full speed

 No.842155

im fat but i can run surprisingly fast

 No.842156

imagine a 220lb jacked kaneki leering at you

 No.842157

fats typically have strong legs for obvious reasons except for the ones that have chosen the scooter path instead

 No.842158

holy flip just saw a flying goose take a napalm bombing style shit that was epic

 No.842159

wish i hadnt fallen for the math pinches meme back in high school

 No.842160

>>842155
i was faster than all the non athlete twigs back in high school

 No.842161

File: 1539120514121.jpg (14 KB, 235x287, 1538920610214.jpg)

same brother failed algebra 1 now im making up for 20 something years of math negelect

 No.842162

I passed algebra 1 without even trying i dropped out of school in tenth grade so i didn't getto go to geometry

 No.842163

hows it even possible to fail algebra

 No.842164

Adding and subtracting is so hard my algebra teacher was a hardcore Christian that resembled bill nye

 No.842165

my algebra skills are still shaky

 No.842166

Who wants to get a shiatsu massage with me

 No.842167

File: 1539120874066.jpg (97.41 KB, 900x900, 1538746686151.jpg)

NOT sure how ill go into stem with subpar math skills but im gonno try anyways

 No.842168

>>842167
baste flappercoders

 No.842169

im home hima gonno get myself a big mug of coffee and relax

 No.842170

i was the fastest one in 5th grade because id go out to jog with dad everyday

 No.842171

okaeri

 No.842172

if you want to learn some basic math simply watch bprp

 No.842173

halloween event is up gonno overwatch

 No.842174

overnorm

 No.842175

NOThin norm

 No.842176

die overnorm

 No.842177

you cant insult a sushi chef like that

 No.842178

The Boss is blasting led zep 1 again

 No.842179

norm zepplin

 No.842180

im norm

 No.842181

once sushi bars become streaming only i will never play a new one again

 No.842182

nice ross

 No.842183

ross is baste

 No.842184

is there a site where i can brush up on algebra

 No.842185


 No.842186

>>842139
speaking of that i think tg finally sees me as a manager now or at the very least a friend

 No.842187

hate sand niggers they made math too complex with their al jebras and al gorithms and zeroes

 No.842188

and their al gae

 No.842189

gonno get two more sausages for some more spp tonight hima let me tell you baking it was superior to frying

 No.842190

ban the sc2

 No.842191

zeroes are necessary

 No.842192

gonno get a nice air bake sheet
cant get as excited talking about bakeware as i can about pans dont know why

 No.842193

pans are a lot more fun to use baking stuff just sits there

 No.842194

my carbon steel pan just feels perfect to cook in its like a mix between a cast iron pan and a stainless steel pan

 No.842195

why do norms hate maths

 No.842196

maths isnt a word

 No.842197

it is everywhere but the us

 No.842198

balls stink gonno bathe

 No.842199

kitty itches

 No.842200

every morning my kitty feels hungry is that normal

 No.842201


 No.842202

apparently the short shy girl that the new gm talked about has only been here 8 months and was trained all flipped up
tg was given good training shes just too flapper to make sense of it in her case its like explaining how to fry an egg but NOT knowing what a pan or a stove is

 No.842203

really hate when people explain how to fry an egg but do NOT explain the pan or stove part

 No.842204

>>842203
just walk in there and give that egg a firm fry

 No.842205

How do you fry an egg

 No.842206

because you dont use them during baking only before and after theyre cooking molds

 No.842207

Mold my ass it's so perfect

 No.842208

File: 1539126987049.jpg (Spoiler Image, 807.23 KB, 2048x1536, 1539119769290.jpg)

Me on the left

 No.842209

me on the far right at the back

 No.842210

how come that mate on the floor has a chicken nugget that far down

 No.842211

is that elliot on the bottom

 No.842212

watching durarara again forgot what episode i was on so i started from 14

 No.842213

Saw that when i was 16 it freaking blows

 No.842214

File: 1539127554895.png (Spoiler Image, 978.94 KB, 598x735, 1539127324015.png)

new pic of turt

 No.842215

lookin good

 No.842216

why does celty hold the phone up when shes talks again
i forgot
does she NOT actually talk and the voice over is just for viewer convenience

 No.842217

>>842214
thats onseki

 No.842218

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 No.842219

the call that saved hima

 No.842220

always feel a bit weird when people ask my name and write it down all i can imagine is that theyre going to call and ask if im here beforehand and then only come in when im NOT here

 No.842221

File: 1539128431120.jpg (Spoiler Image, 158.03 KB, 640x480, 1539127763502.jpg)


 No.842222

basteseki

 No.842223

delete that right now

 No.842224

durararararara is baste

 No.842225

>>842221
who is this

 No.842226

>>842221
thats molester man after some gear and heavy looksmaxing

 No.842227

>>842225
chadseki

 No.842228


 No.842229

just looksmaxx uhh i already have

 No.842230

nice pedosuz

 No.842231

Does it really count as pedophilia when they look like that

 No.842232

i like that jewish rapper girl she has some nice milky breasts and 愛s to have fun

 No.842233

yes

 No.842234

gonno crack open some light brews and make sushi

 No.842235

just started on some wine and sushi bars myself

 No.842236

die alcoholics

 No.842237

NOThing wrong with throwing a 40 back or two after a long day of doing NOThing

 No.842238

pedo philia is being attracted to prepubescent kiddos

 No.842239

wish i had a 40
The Boss wont get me one she says theyre for alcoholics

 No.842240

Yeah that lady is way past puberty if i didn't see her age I'd say she was 20 judging on her breasts and face

 No.842241

File: 1539129912098.png (548 KB, 700x700, 1538966015270.png)

wish i had a setup like this

 No.842242

that already got posted

 No.842243

i know i saved it from the previously posted post

 No.842244


 No.842245

Remember my teenmateyears when i would get a king cobra or Mickey's by asking bums and giving them a birdie or dollar

 No.842246

>>842241
nice cum rag bin thats flipping sick

 No.842247

whats a birdie

 No.842248

a pinchjob

 No.842249

>>842246
girls have needs too

 No.842250

girls dont sperm they just leak a towel under them is enough

 No.842251

>>842247
Juvenile term for a method of consuming a drink from a community container (other than squeeze bottles) without said container actually making contact. The container's opening is placed just above the mouth, and the beverage is poured in. Requires a little bit of practice to avoid making you look like you have a hole in the lip.

That's the only bottle of water, so you better birdy drink from that.

 No.842252

Waterfall or birdy?
what do you call it?
sorry if a topic like this has been made before, i couldn't find it in the search hahah and this is a really random question anyway
anyway, what do you mates call it when somebody takes a drink from your water bottle (or whatever) but they don't let their lips touch the bottle? like they just let it just pour out into their mouth.

i've always found it interesting that majority of NorCal people call it a "waterfall" while most SoCal call it a "birdie"

i'm in socal, so i've ALWAYS thought of it as a birdie and have never heard of waterfall before in my life. until my cousins came down to visit from san jose and my brothers asked them what they call it when someone takes a drink from a bottle without letting it touch their lips. and they called it a waterfall. i was like huh??? who calls it that...

but now that i think about it, birdie doesn't make much sense compared to waterfall...LOL

anyway, what do you mates call it? now i'm curious on if people from other states and countries have a name for it too hahah

edit 6/25/10:hahah yeah, i think birdie is only used in my area (orange county)

i was looking at the urbandictionary definition of birdie:

Used to describe the act of taking a sip from aNOTher person's beverage without touching one's lips to the rim of the container.

(It is interesting to NOTe that only native Orange County residents know the true definition of this term)

1. Can I please have a birdie of your water, mate?

 No.842253

okay we get it

 No.842254

hate c*li

 No.842255

What does he have that i don't

 No.842256

going to get a super fluoridated toothpaste to help remineralize my enamel

 No.842257

dont youll turn cool

 No.842258

theyre turning the frickin blogs gay

 No.842259

eating at garls gunior again

 No.842260

never ate garls gunior is it good

 No.842261

>>842260
imposter

 No.842262

imposter of who

 No.842263

of a hima poster

 No.842264

ignore him thats siz

 No.842265


 No.842266

ive never had garls gunior either only hardees

 No.842267

never ate hardees neither how is it

 No.842268

gonno learn to juggle wish me luck hima

 No.842269

>>842260
>>842262
>>842265
Actual same ip.

- Himako(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

 No.842270

fluoride is good for your teeth

 No.842271

bastemako

 No.842272

The shit posting has begun time to leave

 No.842273

please do

 No.842274

>>842269
basted

 No.842275

oh cunnilingus windows is saying i need updates is this the one that deletes all my stuff what if windows updates while im asleep

 No.842276

gonno make some breakfast sandwiches hima

 No.842277

basteseki

 No.842278

>>842269
whyd this mate get banned his sleuthing was spot on

 No.842279

nyaa nyaa nyaa nyaa nyaa nyaa
nyaa nyaa nyaaaaaaa
nyaa nyaa nyaa nyaa nyaa nyaa nyaa

 No.842280

hehe

 No.842281

>>842279
post em

 No.842282

>>842275
you should have disabled windows update service years ago or better yet switched to linux

 No.842283


 No.842284

simply delete the update

 No.842285

i can juggle with two objects but i dont know when to throw the third

 No.842286

my brother is bad at juggling but thinks hes good he always juggles fruit but drops them and bruises them

 No.842287

windows routinely randomly flips up windows and renders it unbootable to do a few things one force you to buy a new computer because most norms have no interest in reinstalling an old os when a better one exists and new norm laptops are on thr market
two they sow fear of crashes and market cloud baste storage solutions which steal your private information in fairly elementary level botnet phishing schemes and finally keep their technical support personnel busy
its all a sceme and if you cant see it youre blind does no one else remember when every windows xp computer was crashed within a few months from a certain update that accidentally broke system32

 No.842288

>>842275
i updated and NOThing happened

 No.842289

phew these breakfast sandwiches are simply divine

 No.842290

>>842260
ya they have a bunch of burgs usually get a big garl hehe

 No.842291

>>842287
windows has boosted me so hard in that regard a bunch of times it will just update and give you an impassable black screen randomly across multiple computers and operating systems flip those boosters blocked every microsoft ip from contacting my computer last time it happened

 No.842292

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>>842283
himako isnt the admin

 No.842293

baste smugseki

 No.842294

never had a problem with windows updates

 No.842295

never had any problems with any of my operating systems dont know what the fuck you idiots are doing wrong

 No.842296

uh it also mentions moderators and jans

 No.842297

you dug the grave of your persona just now

 No.842298

>>842295
never had a problem on linux or on windows since disabling windows update but windows can update and break itself

 No.842299

>>842295
linuxnorms cant use windows

 No.842300

miss the good old days when hima was fun now its NOThing but the same old shit and onseki refuses to change anything for the better just look at how many people blocked banners because of what he did

 No.842301

NOT this again

 No.842302

pnig is wylin out

 No.842303


 No.842304


 No.842305

consider yourself lucky

 No.842306

does no one else remember stuxnet
does no one remember it only attacking windows computers that werent activated copies
does anyone else remember it traveling through usb keys
it was all a scheme by microsoft to flip with people who stole windows xp copies and for the same three reasons listed above for installing bugged updates

 No.842307

tg only has a chromebook hehe

 No.842308

still using unupdated windows 7

 No.842309

i thought stuxnet was meant to boost over iranian nuclear facilities

 No.842310

>>842299
NOThin norm about linux

 No.842311

it was just some hack a bored windowd mate came up with

 No.842312

>>842300
i had banners blocked before onseki was the admin

 No.842313

>>842310
everything is norm about it devnorm

 No.842314

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 No.842315

im NOT a dev

 No.842316

hima needs a cool dev who does cool things and can do cool things

 No.842317

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 No.842318

>>842317
basted

 No.842319

>>842311
why would someone come up with a complex virus that only targets specific logic controllers if they were a bored windowd mate

 No.842320

dad said i could get a job if i learned linux

 No.842321

>>842319
because they were bored

 No.842322

he lied

 No.842323

stuxnet was an american backed jewish creation

 No.842324

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 No.842325

linux is for job norms like that mate above

 No.842326

wish i was a zionist

 No.842327

>>842325
no it isnt

 No.842328

its NOT that great

 No.842329

me and neetblog are the last neets alive

 No.842330

yeah it is jobnorm you would know wagie

 No.842331

im a weekend neet its the same thing

 No.842332

am i too old for college

 No.842333

joblinuxnorm

 No.842334

>>842330
im NOT a wagenorm im the motherflippin neetblob

 No.842335

nice linuxblog

 No.842336

>>842332
youre never too old mate

 No.842337

wish hima had a mascot

 No.842338

File: 1539133367390.gif (Spoiler Image, 5.05 KB, 77x93, nblog1.gif)

>>842337
it does

 No.842339

sigh nick got an evo nine and im stuck here in my granny grocery getter

 No.842340

ill hopefully have an ecommerce business up and running so ill be able to quit and neet it up

 No.842341

gonno write some linux scripts to make my job 10% more efficient my manager is going to 愛 this

 No.842342

figured out i can tilt my helmet down to drink water wonder if that means its too big or broken in just enough

 No.842343

just checked out ‘’that’’ board

 No.842344

i automatized my old job entirely with ahk by the end i only had to work for half an hour a week and the scripts had triggers to start automatically when needed

 No.842345

link

 No.842346


 No.842347

File: 1539134031669.jpg (60.64 KB, 466x583, 819m8icXefL._SX466_.jpg)

The Boss bought these tortillas hb they're good 未来が眩しくて見えない make a chilli burrito with rice and get myself a tall boy of 211

 No.842348

its modelo time foo

 No.842349

updated windows and none of my files were deleted that was disappointing

 No.842350

>>842344
baste linux user cant wait to tell my manager this one to

 No.842351

it was just dumb norms logged into the wrong profile after updating

 No.842352

learn windows server if you really want an easy job its a flipping joke and the businesses running it wont know shit about IT either so you can just coast doing NOThing

 No.842353

i already am being paid to do virtually NOThing for eight hours everyday thats NOT the issue

 No.842354

get some dos equis instead

 No.842355

Fancy never like dos equis taste like blue moon

 No.842356

dont drink mexican beer youll get infected

 No.842357

Agreed get some bud light

 No.842358

idubbz is baste as hell
maxmoefoe too

 No.842359

no they are both unbasted

 No.842360

File: 1539134928929.png (Spoiler Image, 1.52 MB, 1440x1461, 1539129948539.png)

come to bed

 No.842361

A dream is a wish your heart makes

 No.842362

i dreamed about being a pro cs player last night is that what my heart wants

 No.842363

Hey seki can you ban the mate that posted that gay shite i can't stop clicking it

 No.842364

>>842360
is that pastor anderson

 No.842365

yeah

 No.842366

went to the butcher for 2 sausages and the mate only charged me for one hehe

 No.842367

might have some pork sandwiches then

 No.842368

cant stop laughing idubbz is too funny

 No.842369

hima mixed a can of tuna with a roughly chopped medium yellow onion pinch of salt and black pepper and two spoons of mayo mixed everything and now im feastin phew this is great

 No.842370

onion salt pepper and mayo where would i be without them they really make everything better

 No.842371

>>842360
die fagsuz

 No.842372

wonder if pastor anderson is secretly a sodomite

 No.842373


 No.842374

>>842369
i havent made that recently bot sure why
i mutate the onion and use onion powder because i cant chop onions in my room and dont like them anyway

 No.842375

>>842372
of course he is why do you think hes such a rager hes been corrupted already

 No.842376

the light of the lord keeps the fire of rage alit

 No.842377


 No.842378

that name calling sermon the other day was fiery might have to play it for The Boss soon since last time i played some panderson for her she got upset because he was being rude to people

 No.842379

time to morph

 No.842380

cunnilingus NPCs

 No.842381

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basted

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vile

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its rainin hima

 No.842385

hasnt rained in days dont know why

 No.842386

hoo its rainin hard

 No.842387

have you raindanced lately

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>>842381
name of sushi bar?

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 No.842390

now im curious too what is it

 No.842391

power just went out flip

 No.842392

its a wicked vile sushi bar play a cunnilingusly sushi bar like contra instead

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power is back on nice gonno fire up one piece and earlymorph

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best pork sandwiches i ever did eat

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wish to play contra with pastor anderson

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ok ill ask wsr then sigh

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pastor anderson can beat contra with just 1 life

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 No.842399

basted rulenorm owning your ass on wsr

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got a really nice heavy baking sheet for my spp it was able to fit two sausages and a whole piman and a big potato the house smells great hima like spp

 No.842401

baste

 No.842402

愛 data episodes in tng

 No.842403

tg asked if i was busy i told her i was going to do laundry and sleep is that okay

 No.842404

meritocracy of the oni & blade

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tell her youre jelqing

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>>842404
requestnorm

 No.842407

nah i posted it to begin with

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allergies are acting up

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man up

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>>842405
she took like 10 minutes then said she wants to watch

 No.842411

gonno nap bye

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ok bi

 No.842413

riced gtk a little bit

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he drives

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huge batch of spp gonno shower while it cools down and then feast

 No.842418

whats spp

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sausage piman and potatoes dice them up and put them on a baking sheet and put them in the oven

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>>842418
succulent pig penis

 No.842421

remember drawing a bunch of oekaki but whenever someone posts a bunch i cant tell which ones are mine if any

 No.842422

couldnt draw my way out of a paper bag if i had to

 No.842423

same

 No.842424

anyone else morph with your butt sticking out

 No.842425

♫ boku wa abunai oniisan ♫

 No.842426

Doing legpresses and i ate chili feel the gas bubbling inside me think I'll mutate this

 No.842427

nice data penpals with an alien sexy lady

 No.842428

just squished a stinkbug why are there so many bugs now i never used to see this many

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did it stink

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NOT sure the stink of my room must have cancelled it out

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It stunk nicely

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boku wa abunomaru

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post it

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sick hima sigh

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baste

 No.842436

does ken xyro still make blog posts

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http://kenxyro.com/how-to-pick-up-girls-anywhere/
seems like he stopped after this but continues to twitterpost

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sigh

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the only ken i care about is kenbo

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Because I'm in too deep and I'm trying to keep up above in my head instead I'm going under🎼

 No.842441

what about ken-sama

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what the fuck

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 No.842444

> Virgin Play: Can play through the entire sushi bar as a virgin.
ok this seems interesting

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its NOT that great trust me

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>>842446
shut the boost up bitch

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 No.842450

theres some flipping pie eating contestant here and onseki refuses to do anything
its probably one of his teenmates

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the pie eating contestants think its okay to post here since haysuz hasnt been banned

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>>842443
flip that speedmogger

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 No.842454

>>842444
a lot of those sushi bars let you do this its fun

 No.842455

thinking of tg because the weather tonight is exceptional

 No.842456

I lost my virginity at the age of 13. At the time I had an 18-year-old boyfriend who I thought was the epitome of cool because he used to pick me up from school on his motorbike.

 No.842457

nice

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♪ boku wa henjin te kamo ne ♪

 No.842459

tl it waps

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had a rough day yesterday big boss walked in and said sorry to put you on the spot but we have a few finance students coming in so when they do i want you to pull up some stuff and tell them what you do
then a few minutes later about 20 college kids in formal attire pile in and i stumble through some sentence mispronouncing words and sweating when it was over i had to go to the breakroom and pace around for a while my palms felt numb and i was burning up

thats the kind of thing id have to have a day or so to prepare for it almost killed me

 No.842461

i think heysuz is scaring turt off hes clingy and obsessive

 No.842462

he set you up for failure

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>>842460
those kids owned you

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must i rage

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maple story 2 is launching today might fire it up

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>>842465
stream

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>>842451
>>842461
Haven't even posted siz stop making it so obvious it's you

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im NOT siz

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Uhh I'm NOT siz i just act like him and hate you for no reason

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why are some people less compatible with this world than others

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big chicken nugget

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why didnt you just remeber that your a mass seprate from them or expend your aura

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because i still need this job for now

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what is she measuring

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flapper

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washing my new white shirts because tg commented on the old one i was wearing with holes in it saying she wanted to buy me a new one
i told her to NOT worry about it because its one of the older 100% cotton shirts i own and how all the others from the pack tore because 100% cotton undershirts pinch then i started going on and on about undershirt fabric blends and how i cant find my favorite 60/28/12 cotton/polyester/rayon blend anymore and how hopefully the most recent purchase of 40/60 rayon/polyester shirts will be a nice replacement

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is that NOT allowed online

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i meant thad again sorry

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he is but hes only allowed on one device

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 No.842486

just woke up dont remind me about warding

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whats wrong with it

 No.842488

enable das modul

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i was turned into a girl

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and they monitor his activity

 No.842491

need a big ol cup of coffee i feel like shite

 No.842492

do you hydrate yourself properly caffeinated liquids and alcohol all dehydrate you

 No.842493

yeah i drink water all day every day

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waternorm

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gonno throw on some pendulum and jam out

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normulum

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take that back right now

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>>842489
i dream about turning into a girl every day hope it happens soon

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 No.842500

consider yourself finished bud

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>>842495
when does the song start

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If you ever threaten me again like that it will be the last thing you ever do .

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>>842501
around 1:26 when the ghost noises start

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>>842498
simply fire up the hrt

 No.842505

should i leave out candy or nah

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>>842504
i said girl NOT sad hideous freak

 No.842507

i was born a sad hideous freak

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baw

 No.842509

there are girls who are hideous freaks

 No.842510

when people mention hypothetical scenarios where you turn into a girl they never give any ground rules on how it would affect your sexuality

 No.842511

youd have the exact same brain but in a girls body

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there is no girl hideous enough to NOT get a bf