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 No.836970[Last 100 Posts]

 No.836972

this was NOT meant to be a new thread!!

 No.837024

ban

 No.837028

new thread

 No.837656

baste

 No.837702

nice bnig

 No.843575

got left behind sigh

 No.843576

>>843574
it blows

 No.843578

turt you gotta see this

 No.843579

aris pinches at cod

 No.843580

played too much cod4 promod back then

 No.843581

downloading blops 4 gonno morph

 No.843582

hes still learning

 No.843583

pnig is gonno like this

 No.843584

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 No.843585

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 No.843586

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 No.843587

kitty is hunting the mouse pointer

 No.843588

youll have to call again im NOT dressed properly

 No.843589

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 No.843590

woke up from my nap hey

 No.843591

>>843578
if we didnt live in the current social climate everyone here would have probably been pressured into marriage

 No.843592

i would have been executed

 No.843593

spermed hard now i morph

 No.843594

firing up blops 4

 No.843595

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 No.843596

retched

 No.843597

keep getting into arguments lately does that mean i have high test

 No.843598

whats so great about blops

 No.843599

only high est girls argue men speak through their actions

 No.843600

gonno play some pubg

 No.843601


 No.843602

powers out

 No.843603

>>843597
internet arguments? no

real life arguments? maybe

 No.843604

anxious again

 No.843605

grinding my stats to the extreme

 No.843606

spent all week driving to charlotte but i have to get up at 3am tomorrow to drive 3 hours to the track then Drive on it for a couple of days then drive the 3 hours home in time to get up monday and start a fresh week of driving to charlotte i might burn out

 No.843607

ugh im too dumb and gay for this place gonno go back to 162

 No.843608

how gay are you

 No.843609

this african mate sure hates chinks

 No.843610

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 No.843611

gih

 No.843612

we did it years later sushi chefgate has won take that norms

 No.843613

what happened

 No.843614

>>843611
dumb roast bitch

 No.843615

adult sushi bars on nintendo consoles the social justice fascists have officially lost

 No.843616

gonno tell the next roast i see that she will never destroy sushi bars

 No.843617

dead hours

 No.843618

my power is still out

 No.843619

ordered some wings its a nice rainy day

 No.843620

Got left behind sigh

 No.843621

>>843617
im playing blops 4

 No.843622

woke up hima took a nice shower and had some beef stew that sis cooked now im making coffee hows it going

 No.843623

>>843620
who left you behind and where

 No.843624

die sisrp

 No.843625

wish i was baste

 No.843626

NOT him

 No.843627

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 No.843628

fat bitch

 No.843629

fat kitty

 No.843630

boost roasts

 No.843631

gonno power shower

 No.843632

dont know what the hell that means

 No.843633

>>843595
pheeew

 No.843634

just woke up hey mates

 No.843635

hey

 No.843636

should i get a zojirushi rice cooker

 No.843637

ya spend all that money on it its so much better than a more affordable one

 No.843638

ok guess ill get a whc40

 No.843639

dont understand the rice cooker meme whats wrong with cooking it on the stove

 No.843640

why do you NOT want access to hot rice 24/7

 No.843641

nice comment

 No.843642

because id eat rice only once a day twice at most

 No.843643

thats why youre an idiot

 No.843644

old gm hurt his back so he cant do delivery so the new gm got aNOTher mate to deliver and the new gm is in the other mates store and he has no idea what the fuck hes doing and boosting everything up

 No.843645

hes just inexperienced

 No.843646

he called me with a simple question so i figured as much

 No.843647

got uptown girl on repeat but im only singing the woooah parts

 No.843648

uptown norm

 No.843649

in the living room laying on the couch with my laptop and tv on The Bosss makn coffee

 No.843650

my ucc 117 came in today but its too late to try because ill be up all night if i do

 No.843652

should i play magic online

 No.843653

>>843641
shitty buttons shitty digital display shitty heating element shitty pump whats the point

 No.843654

>>843627
plumpmogged

 No.843655

its NOT shitty the one i have NOT is almost 8 years old and its pretty much the same design except the nonstick coating in this one is flaking so i want one with either a stainless interior or ability to be used without it being plugged in

 No.843656

why is hotarus face so underage

 No.843657

then why does it tick all the boxes for cheap piece of disposable chink trash

 No.843658

anyonee else eat pizza with a fork

 No.843659

i dont understand your question please rephrase and repost it

 No.843660

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hehehe

 No.843661

im a cheap piece of disposable chink trash

 No.843662

its a zoji NOT a tiger its like comparing adidas to abibas

 No.843663

last name: gentlesir
first name: euphoric
motto: its actually called a trilby

 No.843664

any chinks here

 No.843665

first name: van
last name: tran

 No.843666

im chink

 No.843667


 No.843668

gonno play some mtg arena

 No.843669

himas dead everyones at the club

 No.843670

im making sushi

 No.843671

texting tg and telling her that the new gm forgot i exist because he called today to ask if i had a safe

 No.843672

gonno install hots

 No.843673

hell yeah install that hots bitch

 No.843674

play magic arena with me instead

 No.843675


 No.843676

>>843674
ive never played magic

 No.843677

its easy

 No.843678


 No.843679

hell yeah

 No.843680

is that hagrid

 No.843681

and trump is voldemort yes

 No.843682

still dont know who that mate is

 No.843683


 No.843684


 No.843685

hes having a blast playing blops4 hehe

 No.843686

baste lildickgirl

 No.843687

she was just 17 you know what i mean

 No.843688

would rather watch the shadman stream

 No.843689

>>843677
alright im cancelling hots and downloading magic arena

 No.843690

simply download both

 No.843691

愛 jungle hijnx

 No.843692

same and stickerbrush symphony

 No.843693

miss the donkey kong stream golden age

 No.843694

time to fire up the 100k BTU industrial torch to light the grill

 No.843695

>>843690
NOT everyone has such freedom with bandwidth

 No.843696

guess ill nap

 No.843697

fool its just 380 mebibytes

 No.843698

is it possible to rip a youtube midi and NOT have it be horrible

 No.843699

youtube does NOT have midis

 No.843700

sis said she wants me to take her to the underwear store

 No.843701

im going to leicon

 No.843702

holy flip i applaud this chink owning those dognorms does anyone know if he has a patreon i could donate to

 No.843703

fool

 No.843704

new jojo

 No.843705

new gm called me by someone elses name tg called me that name then asked if i wanted her to kiss it and make it all better
dont know what this is supposed to mean

 No.843706

larp

 No.843707

seems like wow is turning to shit even the lore mates are getting fed up with how things are turning out and the theorycraft mates are getting upset with titanforging and

 No.843708

wait for the hima classic guild

 No.843709

and what

 No.843710

we went over this last year nobody is playing horde so ill be playing it alone

 No.843711

to be fair wow lore has always been shite it died along with wc3

 No.843712

if you play wow classic as an undead rogue i will rage

 No.843713

vanilla was fine because the story was the lack of a story and it was actually pretty groundbreaking to have a sushi bar as big as wow with only a handful of loading screens

 No.843714

>>843712
are you kidding me why would you NOT play vanilla as an undead rogue im sure as hell NOT going to be a troll or orc rogue

 No.843715

raging

 No.843716

flip this gonno watch aris play blops

 No.843717


 No.843718

aris is baste

 No.843719

the good old days

 No.843720

wish i was as good as aris

 No.843721

learned how to leave combat and restealth from those vids

 No.843722

still cant believe they removed poisons from rogues

 No.843723

if theyre using the modern wow as a base for vanilla does that mean rogues will have the smooth energy regen or will it still come in chunks

 No.843724

hope its chunky

 No.843725

flip that make it smooth like a sexy lady

 No.843726

die sexy ladypotato chef

 No.843727

i will NOT

 No.843728

wish i had some slurp juice

 No.843729

Where is seki

 No.843730

havin a coffee

 No.843731

shaved with the safety razor again
i cant get a good against the grain shave it takes too many passes and the single blade tugs on every single hair thats the real benefit of multiple blades
if you just shave down and side to side its easy and i dont cut myself but up is too hard i just whip out the ol fusion

 No.843732

youre supposed to shave with the grain

 No.843733

that means youre technique is wrong

 No.843734

>>843702
basted

 No.843735

>>843729
brown girl killed him

 No.843736

deli girl vored the seki

 No.843737

>>843725
sexy ladies can be chunky too

 No.843738

wish i had some hot dogs that would be baste

 No.843739

playin mtg arena

 No.843740

dead hours

 No.843741

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

 No.843742

everyone is playing blops

 No.843743

Free smoke free smoke you niggas don't want it

 No.843744

I'm at the gym I'm gymcel

 No.843745

cracked open the slurp juice

 No.843746

>>843702
he has a dog too you dumb catnorm

 No.843747

im volincel

 No.843748

愛 kicking dogs i see on walks

 No.843749

My doggies are screamubg fucjing hate warehouse shit

 No.843750

hit the touge now i need to pick up those sausages hehe its a spp night

 No.843751

Saw some mate pick a wedgie out his bhole we made eye contact i held it but he looked away

 No.843752

dad kicked the neighbors dog once hes one of those really small lapdogs that wont stop barking and growling when it sees someone he tried to bite his ankle and flew five yards instead

 No.843753

make a sausage and taters stew

 No.843754

mutating all walls of text in hxh

 No.843755

o

 No.843756

ill be playing on horde but ill probably be on a different server

 No.843757

also just woke up from my nap gonno make some roast chicken and taters

 No.843758

rp flapper

 No.843759

Forgot my headphones

 No.843760

i carry a boombox

 No.843761

wow is boring as HELL

 No.843762

sigh nordvpn finally fixed their infinite free trials

 No.843763

Please don't make me laugh that reminds me of the black mate in mac Miller's old videos

 No.843764

okay i downloaded magic arena

 No.843765

just thought of a new question for ck im flapperlaughing

gonno ask if you can redry and reuse pasta

 No.843766

Can you download me a sweet warm embrace of death

 No.843767

use protonvpn fool

 No.843768


 No.843769

does that work on 4teen i use them to mass report posts

 No.843770

die snitch

 No.843771

愛 reportin

 No.843772

never reported a post in my life

 No.843773

where is eveyone

 No.843774

only one on hima sigh

 No.843775

right here

 No.843776

the slurp juice made me tired i think im going to attempt a morph

 No.843777

my power is still out

 No.843778

im learning how to play magic this looks harder than hearthstone and shadowverse

 No.843779

i was cuttin my spp now im drinkin ramune weirded out by tg dont know how to act in those situations
gonno feast and watch the tng generation

 No.843780

hell yeah

 No.843781


 No.843782

I'm too freaking tired to move and its raining think I'll watch a scary movie with The Boss

 No.843783

familiarize yourself with the phases
untap
upkeep
draw
main 1
combat {
beginning
attacker declaration
blocker declaration
first strike damage
regular damage
end
}
main 2
end
cleanup

 No.843784

i summon neetblog in defense mode and end my turn

 No.843785

the tng generation time

 No.843786

exquisite spp tonight cut the potatoes a bit bigger and the piman peppers a bit smaller

 No.843787

Nb is a trap card NOT a character noob

 No.843788

gonno buy some nice pliers

 No.843789

get knipex

 No.843790

nah looking at nicer ones like erem

 No.843791

found a very underage virtual youtuber can i link her

 No.843792

no

 No.843793

sigh my arthiritis is acting up

 No.843794

im still waiting to link the jerking video from a few days ago now i cant link this what the fuck

 No.843795

https://youtu.be/hqvgS8LHnEE?t=674 im doing it anyway flip you all

 No.843796

what jerking one you mean from that succubus girl

 No.843797

no i wanted to link a jerking song and someone told me to wait

 No.843798

thats a man with a voice changer

 No.843799

thats what you said about minami but look you were wrong

 No.843800

that video proves me right

 No.843801


 No.843802

no look at how well those girls get along with her thats because they know they wont be flipped anally by minami

 No.843803

>>843795
chicken nugget

 No.843804

wish to fatally analsnap

 No.843805

chicken and taters time

 No.843806

for your fyi its nearly impossible to analfsnap someone

 No.843807

>>843805
wish i had some

 No.843808

>>843806
wrong its easy if you make them bleed enough

 No.843809

any good blops streams

 No.843810

>>843807
its good

 No.843811


 No.843812

dont rub it in what if hes starving

 No.843813

guess ill make some juice and grilled cheese

 No.843814

cooked up nalesniki

 No.843815

normesniki

 No.843816


 No.843817

wish i had some monja

 No.843818

aris is baste

 No.843819

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chicken nugget

 No.843820

gonno touch myself

 No.843821

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 No.843822

>>843819
delete this

 No.843823

burnt me mouth sigh

 No.843824

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 No.843825

your brain only makes you think you burned it these things are all in your head

 No.843826


 No.843827

wish to flip pekorin

 No.843828

precure makes me rage

 No.843829

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 No.843830

mofurun is way sexier

 No.843831

wow i thought i was catching up on one piece because i downloaded the 1-700 pack but im 150 episodes behind im so glad

 No.843832

norm piece

 No.843833

oh cunnilingus the jojo ed

 No.843834

NOThing norm

 No.843835

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gonno jack it to cure mofurun

 No.843836

phew

 No.843837

ombmj

 No.843838

uuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhh ombmj haha

 No.843839

was NOT aware that precures seem to also have a nurse mode

 No.843840

wish erika would nurse me

 No.843841

occasionally ill remember and laugh at that episode where she ate only ice cream for breakfast and almost died during a fight because she only ate ice cream

 No.843842

sigh

 No.843843

why is that funny

 No.843844

it humanizes her and all precures by extension

 No.843845

so would snap

 No.843846

precures can easily fight off snap from humans thet are super strong after all

 No.843847

what if you kidnap their little brother

 No.843848

if they let you flip them so you return their brother then its NOT snap

 No.843849

tell it to the judge

 No.843850

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 No.843851

remove lipstick NOW

 No.843852

NOThing wrong with a nice lipstick

 No.843853

whats wrong with lipstick

 No.843854

cant believe turt overdosed on phenibut

 No.843855

愛 putting on The Bosss lipstick and walking around in heels

 No.843856

anime sexy ladies should NOT wear red lipstick its only acceptable on russian sexy ladies in real life

 No.843857

once put on The Bosss lipstick and nailpolish as a child and she thought i was cool ever since

 No.843858

The Boss painted one of my fingernails in my sleep once and i went to school like that because i didnt NOTice

 No.843859

The Boss caught me smelling her high heels and things never really recovered after that

 No.843860

what the fuck

 No.843861

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 No.843862

愛 pictures like that its way sexier than seeing it from the other side

 No.843863

kazunori sensei does it again he really does get around

 No.843864

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does this really happen

 No.843865

yeah

 No.843866

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ya i guess youre right

 No.843867

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morph time bye

 No.843868

bye bye

 No.843869

gonno morph too

 No.843870

magic is hard

 No.843871

what color are you

 No.843872

black

 No.843873

aris just got first place

 No.843874

its NOT hard its just different

 No.843875

its hard

 No.843876

>>843854
that stuff is a scam i tried a moderate dose then a high dose and all it did was make me sleepy

 No.843877

if youre playing a mid range black deck you may want to look into getting some dusk legion zealots and doom whisperers

 No.843878

gonno netdeck it when i have enough cards dont worry im just grinding till then

 No.843879

have a wonderful night im gonno morph wish you all the best
愛 hima

 No.843880

night mate

 No.843881

sleep well bud

 No.843882

this sushi bar takes a lot more thinking ahead than the other card sushi bars i played wish i started playing ten years ago it seems fun never knew anyone who played though

 No.843883

started playing during seventh edition its fun

 No.843884

hope molesterman is safe and happy right now

 No.843885

he is morphing

 No.843886

got my flapperpants on

 No.843887

same but mine are just regular gray sweatpants

 No.843888

himakos used sweatpants...

 No.843889

i am the anathema of hima

 No.843890

dont know what that means

 No.843891

playin some blops

 No.843892

fire up that stream

 No.843893

basted blopser

 No.843894

aris got a win earlier

 No.843895

did everyone else commit suicide

 No.843896

yeah

 No.843897

im too flipping dumb for mtg

 No.843898

crying

 No.843899

quick morphed hopefully its enough to escape the neet hours

 No.843900

gth nonneet

 No.843901

weeping

 No.843902

wish sis would flip me with her girldick

 No.843903

gonno morph now bye mates

 No.843904

coffee time

 No.843905

woke up with a chicken nugget

 No.843906


 No.843907

went to bed with a chicken nugget

 No.843908

got some flourless chocolate cake today hehe

 No.843909

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had 2 sessions NOThing to do for a hour now im just sitting at sheetz drinking out of a gallon jug of water

 No.843910

is that a factory five 818

 No.843911

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isnt this a bit lewd for a gas station

 No.843912

Isn't that the empowerment girl

 No.843913

old gm called and told me that goat boss scheduled himself with the new girl because he heard she was cute

 No.843914

You're going to get cucked if you don't move in now

 No.843915

i havent even seen this girl all i know is that shes short and has brown hair and is in her early 20s
which is weird because goat boss is 44

 No.843916

creep store

 No.843917

havent had a drink for 6 hours thinking about just sipping on my piss bottle

 No.843918

i cracked open the ucc 117 its delicious gonno leave it in the back for tg to sample

 No.843919

what the hell just drink from the faucet

 No.843920

dont do that unless you have an ro system with uv sanitization

 No.843921

hi hima The Boss woke me up early she cooked some steak well done to charred as usual

 No.843922

rather eat a raw steak than a well done one

 No.843923

never had steak whats it like

 No.843924

like soy but good

 No.843925

Always get my steak medium rare

 No.843926

die

 No.843927

i think goat boss doesnt schedule tg with me much because at meetings he would see her greeting me separately and sitting next to me

 No.843928

woke up with a chicken nugget so i had a showerjo now think im gonno make some coffee and play mtg

 No.843929

>>843927
Text her your theories

 No.843930

Think i should get circumcised

 No.843931

dont

 No.843932

gonno fire up dragon quest

 No.843933

Why

 No.843934

norm quest

 No.843935

>>843929
no that would be creepy

 No.843936

>>843935
No it wouldn't idiot say pinches we aren't working together as much i think we may have made goat boss unexpectedly jealous

 No.843937

creepsuz

 No.843938

that is way too creepy
ive just been pushing the new gm forgetting i exist thing lately
he just called the store and was surprised i answered and said he thought i was off today
who the flip else is going to be here idiot

 No.843939

NOThing creep about that

 No.843940

Uhh that's creepy but recording underage girls from my window isn't creepy

 No.843941

how is it NOT creepy to say i think we made goat boss jealous when i dont even know if she likes me in that way

 No.843942

It's NOT creepy whatever don't take my advice idiot you'll just be twiddling your thumbs until she hits on you but that won't happen

 No.843943

tronex pliers looks so nice

 No.843944

just ragequit

 No.843945

reported in sushi bar

 No.843946

File: 1539454291167.jpg (444.78 KB, 1000x1402, 1524121593865.jpg)


 No.843947

gross

 No.843948

File: 1539455305807.webm (Spoiler Image, 2.14 MB, 720x404, 1537566641482.webm)


 No.843949

dont open that its gay

 No.843950

Couldn't stop laughing

 No.843951

File: 1539455515121.webm (Spoiler Image, 3.96 MB, 452x800, 1533230676438.webm)

oops i meant to post this one

 No.843952

also gay dont click

 No.843953

File: 1539455637996.jpg (30.66 KB, 600x600, kirakira-precure-a-la-mode-cure-whip-pekorin-l….jpg)


 No.843954

>>843953
is this on dopyuu yet

 No.843955

>>843948
They're humping like animals this is hilarious disgusting gays don't know how to boost

 No.843956

doesnt look any different from straights flipping
all sexnorms gay or straight are animals

 No.843957

im an animal and i dont have sex

 No.843958

Um mind if i demonstrate on you cam just bend over straights have sex differently and ill prove it to you

 No.843959

File: 1539457227574.mp4 (10.08 MB, 1489017425441.mp4)


 No.843960

those cobwebs are killing me i must clean

 No.843961

What am i supposed to be looking at pnig

 No.843962

ate a bunch of chocolate

 No.843963

bored as hell

 No.843964

simply play some mtg arena

 No.843965

what is that is it free

 No.843966


 No.843967

dont understand that channel he never shows a lock thats unbreakable or unpickable

 No.843968

he did once

 No.843969


 No.843970

locknorms

 No.843971

talked to the mannager who built a 207hp bike and he said that the new gm is on his last legs according to the coo
hes pissed that all his stores were working perfectly before the new gm came in and now mine is the only fully functioning store with receipt printers and card readers

 No.843972

turned on starman by david bowie but im only singing the ladada part at the beginning

 No.843973

>>843971
Now's your chance to throw him under the bus and obtain that position

 No.843974

the coo wants to lean on the managers more so it will come in time
the new gm said to redirect people to a different store further than mine because he flipping forgot i exist and today he took a 'stress day' off
scape boss never did that

 No.843975

Snitch on him

 No.843976

just woke up hey boys

 No.843977

hello

 No.843978

raining so i ordered more wings this time 2 dozen of them im going to flipping feast HARD hima

 No.843979

still cant believe turt overdosed on phenibut

 No.843980

coffee time

 No.843981

Wonder if pnig is jerking off to tg

 No.843982

Thinking of going to a cafè to grab some hot chocolate and some lunch what do you think pnig

 No.843983

get one with marshmallows

 No.843984

going to get some coffee myself and play mtg arena

 No.843985

it was stormin hard when i woke up cunnilingusdamn 愛 a good storm

 No.843986

>>843981
im watching the tng generation and eating wings and thinking of what im going to leave on the NOTe for tg tomorrow

 No.843987

It's either a cafe or Chinese food

 No.843988

pits reek

 No.843989


 No.843990

nice proto vulcan daughter in this episode

 No.843991

File: 1539465350904.mp4 (11.93 MB, 20181013_141446.mp4)

Is that you seki

 No.843992

staying in a shitty cheap motel but theres two beds wish i had a himamateover so we could jump on them

 No.843993

File: 1539465999458.mp4 (30.76 MB, 20181013_142256.mp4)


 No.843994


 No.843995

im the hammer and women are the nail

 No.843996

holy flip

 No.843997

this daughter is underage as hell wish to flip her

 No.843998

File: 1539466312603.jpg (14.3 KB, 500x378, tumblr_lv8pshMNui1qghg8fo1_500.jpg)


 No.843999

datas actor said he hated that cat and every scene he had to be in with him

 No.844000

why is datas actor such a rude mate

 No.844001

hes basted

 No.844002

Do you mates like my driving 🚗

 No.844003

youre putting peoples lives at risk

 No.844004

How

 No.844005


 No.844006

he did say it he just regretted it later because people thought it was mean

 No.844007

need some hair of the dog that bit me

 No.844008

hehe
hehe!

 No.844009

愛 a good hair of the dog

 No.844010

got a peek at goat bosss new schedule
he put me in his store on friday and put tg in my store on friday
managers are supposed to stay at their stores unless its an emergency and this is no emergency

 No.844011

i think i like pulaski more than crusher pulaski seems way more like a doctor and crusher seems like just a The Boss

 No.844012

getting a ½chicken nugget

 No.844013

>>844011
dont like either of them really feels like the writers tried too hard to get the fans to like pulaski and write her as a super smart and kind character and it backfired

 No.844014

I am a man of g-d

 No.844015

may i recommend making your own yogurt

 No.844016

no you may NOT

 No.844017

flip red aggro

 No.844018

kitty yogurt

 No.844019

愛 kissing a pair of vagina lips as if they were real lips

 No.844020

Anyone else get really horny thinking of how warm and tight a pair of teen lips are

 No.844021

ya

 No.844022

yes

 No.844023

simply NOThing better than jerking it to kids this is the life i tell you

 No.844024

degenerate

 No.844025


 No.844026

wish to flip kid anus

 No.844027

im abunai onisan

 No.844028


 No.844029

hard to imagine caps smaller than 0402

 No.844030

goat boss sent out the finalized schedule that flipper kept the idea of putting me at his store when i would normally be with tg
the old gm said before that this sort of thing would never happen back in the day maybe i should tell the regional manager about my concerns

 No.844031

squirted some peroxide into my ears it feels so weird because it wont stop bubbling and so much dirty stuff came out even though i clean em with a qtip every morning now it feels like my ear canals are pristine

 No.844032

gross

 No.844033


 No.844034

because it actually cleans inside where you shouldnt be sticking a qtip

 No.844035

>>844030
tell him everything but without sounding like you hate goat boss

 No.844036

the bubbling and fizzling feels weird

 No.844037

you're going to go deaf

 No.844038

Is that an actual thing don't feel as if that's safe

 No.844039

gonno get a gun because p anderson said everyone should own one

 No.844040

its safe as long as you dont have an ear injury

 No.844041

it is encourage every few months or so

 No.844042

I don't believe yous

 No.844043

playing some blops again boys

 No.844044

fine idiot use an ear candle instead

 No.844045

stream that bad boy

 No.844046

Have you mates seen the wackness

 No.844047

no

 No.844048


 No.844049

I bob my head like this

 No.844050

>>844048
hate this norm

 No.844051

hey mtg mate are you there

 No.844052

wonder what brett is up to

 No.844053

making moneyyyyyyyyyyyy

 No.844054

baste moneyyYyYyY mate

 No.844055

wonder if that mate ever ended up making moneyYyy

 No.844056

hope so

 No.844057

installing mtg

 No.844058

use the code PlayRavnica to get 3 free packs

 No.844059

where do i enter that

 No.844060

>>844050
aris is baste

 No.844061

store and redeem code

 No.844062

should i get an onahole

 No.844063

get a virgin age ~admission~

 No.844064

>>844035
its ok he told old gm that he doesnt feel like he made a good decision with giving goat boss as much responsibility as he did

 No.844065

should i fire up mtg i played it in middle school

 No.844066

ya its baste

 No.844067

the only interaction i had with mtg was the old pc sushi bar hehe

 No.844068

is it that demo that came in free cds used to 愛 it as a kid hehe

 No.844069

just got home
dont think i checked hima once all day

 No.844070

File: 1539476111231.jpg (65.84 KB, 360x459, MTG_Microprose.jpg)

this one

 No.844071

ya that one microprose was flippin baste

 No.844072


 No.844073

keep hiccuping

 No.844074

threw a dip in but i dont remember when
feels really good in my jaw but i also need to eat

 No.844075

nice dipseki

 No.844076

Don't think i can go 5 minutes without checking what tg is up to

 No.844077

thats called 愛

 No.844078

I have triangular pink meds that have 463 on them what are they for

 No.844079

The Boss just gave me them and said i got some new multi vitamins for you

 No.844080

eat your medicine

 No.844081

dipski in the lipski

 No.844082

>>844058
i already did that

 No.844083

Downloading file 58 of 58

 No.844084

is pastamate dead

 No.844085

yes

 No.844086

Downloading file 1 of 8 gonno rage

 No.844087

mtg is making me rage too i cant win with shit decks and i cant get cards if i lose every sushi bar sigh

 No.844088

simply pay real money

 No.844089

simply make a good cheap deck

 No.844090

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 No.844091

phew

 No.844092

oog

 No.844093

good news my chink washer arrived going to start washing my clothes and draining the water out the window

 No.844094

>>844093
Erectile dysfunction will be at all time high now that we have young children viewing pornography early in life. Also, due to forced mass immigration, children will be less likely to be let outside as their country will look like Mexico. So in short, things are gonno be really bad

 No.844095

i already have ed

 No.844096

chugged a vanilla coke left a surprise for tg tomorrow hehe

 No.844097

愛 vanilla coke its almost as good as coffee plus

 No.844098

File: 1539480209291.jpg (383.37 KB, 1430x2000, 837241ac69363a79ef3105e1b32cc54a.jpg)


 No.844099

i like vanilla coke the most out of any soda but i havent had it in years i never see it for sale anywhere either

 No.844100

they discontinued it for a lot of places but kept it in areas with a lot of mormons

 No.844101

never had a mormon knock before

 No.844102

mormons seem pretty horny at least the girls

 No.844103

the mormons here havent come back since i tried to win their souls

 No.844104

middle easterners fear me

 No.844105

never met a middle easterner i didnt like

 No.844106

same

 No.844107

vargpilled some mormons today and they started crying

 No.844108

ban

 No.844109

this chink washer is flipping amazing the clothes come out dry enough to wear

 No.844110

>>844107
basted

 No.844111

wish i was a chink

 No.844112

that indian just 3-0d jeondding

 No.844113

stopped watching after he stopped playing blops

 No.844114

hes gonno play more afte the tournament hes addicted

 No.844115

activision is paying him to play it

 No.844116

why would they pay that hagrid looking mate it would be negative advertising

 No.844117

hes a popular streamer

 No.844118

im literally amazed by this chink washer the clothes are coming out really clean and nearly dry and it takes like a half hour

 No.844119

just got apprenticed by a master of kintsugi

 No.844120

can you imagine making up a story about a washing machine

 No.844121

wonder how much they paid the normnite streamer to play it

 No.844122

ban

 No.844123

pretend to hate aris but in reality i think hes basted as hell

 No.844124

he reminds me of an older neetblog

 No.844125

esportnorm hours gonno morph

 No.844126

wish i was aris

 No.844127

ban

 No.844128

the only poster i even like is neetblog because he has no interest in technorm shite or sushi barbaby shite he just 愛s baste memes and froggers
neetblog doesnt even care about food or tea or coffee or any meme foods he simply eats whatevers around like a proper neet NOT one of these pampered little prince manchildren

 No.844129

hell yeah

 No.844130

ban(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

 No.844131

gonno fire up the coffee machine heck yeah its time for some sushi bars

 No.844132

gonno attempt an early snoze

 No.844133

>>844128
nb plays sushi bars every day

 No.844134

playing a stompy deck its nice

 No.844135

flip you stompnorm

 No.844136

>>844120
i posted a video of the one i was getting a few days ago i doubt anyone watched it

 No.844137

bh no stomp

 No.844138

i watched it

 No.844139

Should i go to coffee bean and get a hot chocolate

 No.844140

sure why NOT

 No.844141

On their website they have this thing called cookie crumble i think it has pumpkin but i really want a hot choco what else should i get for a snack

 No.844142

get a bear claw

 No.844143

Ok i dont hot chocolate on their menu on the website

 No.844144

oh

 No.844145

i have a thing for brown haired brown eyes girls is that ok

 No.844146

gonno go with varg on this one and say no

 No.844147

new retail archaeology

 No.844148

brown hair
black hair
light brown hair
red hair
anime color hair
white blonde hair
yellow blonde hair

thats the order

 No.844149

my order is
yellow blonde
white blonde
black
brown
light brown
red
i dont know what anime color hair is

 No.844150

>>844148
this one is perfect

 No.844151

whats wrong with blonde hair its the sexiest

 No.844152

>>844149
pink or blue or green or rainbow color or anything unnatural

 No.844153

Think i might be stupid

 No.844154

oh okay it comes last then

 No.844155

i like blond but only drill blonde hair

 No.844156

its a toss up between blonde pigtails and blonde ponytail with cap being the sexiest possible hairstyles of all time

 No.844157

teferinorms can all go die

 No.844158

tg has white blonde hair

 No.844159

wish i had baste white hair but instead im a balding incel freak

 No.844160

i dont think its her natural color but she has really bright blue eyes so maybe it is but i wont ask

 No.844161

What are those bpie eating contests called with those on the side the big ones

 No.844162

thats underage you must flip her

 No.844163

im sure they will be whatever you want them to be

 No.844164

do you mean french bpie eating contests

 No.844165

>>844151
bnig hates white people

 No.844166

NOThing like casting act of treason on a six drop and saccing it to pump your brawl bash ogre hehe

 No.844167

>>844166
that happened to me boost you

 No.844168

teferi is basted

 No.844169

wish i was basted

 No.844170

new gm wants us to put the cash in the safe instead of the microwave so i put the little skeleton in the safe hehe

 No.844171

why would you microwave money is it to get rid of the germs good idea

 No.844172

nice skelesafe

 No.844173

mate i knew in highschool ended up working for wotc wonder what hes doing now his dad wrote a published book about star trek too wish i had a nerd family

 No.844174

You're right it's french bra1d

 No.844175

>>844171
scape boss figured burglars would take the safe and NOT the microwave

 No.844176

arms hurt

 No.844177

stop doublejerking

 No.844178

Triplejerked on accident

 No.844179

die jerkers

 No.844180

kitty is laying on my lap and licking her paw

 No.844181

remember back in 5th grade or so one of my friends challenged the teacher to mtg and the teacher crushed him mercilessly 5 times in a row so he cried

 No.844182

basted sushi chef teacher

 No.844183

gonno get vaccinated

 No.844184

File: 1539489421200.gif (1.94 MB, 500x280, c1b8f21fb67afb52f6068246d3dfdb302d01f6a6_hq.gif)


 No.844185

raining hard again its rained pretty much every day for the last 3 weeks

 No.844186

installed mtga
gonno play it after i prestige 10 times in blops

 No.844187

raged and uninstalled it because i couldnt beat the 3rd tutorial boss

 No.844188

nice prosushi chef

 No.844189


 No.844190

im NOT an idiot the sushi bar is simply unfair

 No.844191

that event is scripted so if you couldnt win youre flapper as hell

 No.844192

if it was scripted how did i lose

 No.844193

hehe told aris to get some tamales and he read my comment

 No.844194

its raining here too im in a great mood

 No.844195

yeah im feeling really good right now

 No.844196

愛 unleashing ghalta and seeing a norm instantly concede

 No.844197

how do you know theyre norms

 No.844198

because i beat them

 No.844199

>>844193
what did he say

 No.844200

idiot

 No.844201

might have some chicken and rice

 No.844202


 No.844203

>>844199
he said get some tamales damnnnnn

 No.844204

>>844196
flip you stormpnorm gonno murder it

 No.844205

>>844202
flip that norm

 No.844206

hes NOT a norm

 No.844207

>>844202
already read reid dukes full guide on the magic site

 No.844208

hes a huge norm

 No.844209

travis is basted

 No.844210

he went from pro mtg player to varg style organic subsistence farming in hawaii how is any of that norm

 No.844211

The Boss posts on a truther forum

 No.844212

mates i need help for real right now IMMEDIATELY

 No.844213

what do you need help with

 No.844214

i need to get a new towel but i dont know what counts as an xxxl large towel

 No.844215

you mates are no help im gonno get a 35x68 luxury bath sheet

 No.844216

why do you need such a large towel

 No.844217

im a big mate

 No.844218

chicken and rice are cookin

 No.844219

get a xxl

 No.844220

typical 20 something weeb sexnorm

 No.844221

I'm stupid

 No.844222

because big towels feel better

 No.844223

i can break these cuffs

 No.844224

We have 5 mods online why can't we ban any of the trolls asking why i need such a big towel"

 No.844225

thats good chicken hima hotdamn

 No.844226

Looks like all the browns are actual drug dealers

 No.844227

language

 No.844228

youre brown

 No.844229

wish i had some korichicken

 No.844230

No I'm NOT

 No.844231

oh ok my mistake

 No.844232

gonno dephlogisticate some bud and morph

 No.844233

Budtron

 No.844234


 No.844235

still hard to believe bastezus bought a miata just for meme value

 No.844236

might nap for a couple hours bye mates

 No.844237

napper

 No.844238

thats right i nap

 No.844239

File: 1539494822419.png (1.18 MB, 950x761, 1539486440051.png)

just be yourself

 No.844240

should i switch to waterfox

 No.844241

no

 No.844242

Ban any variation of laughter real talk

 No.844243

wish i had some pigs in a blanket

 No.844244

>>844224
NOT a troll i just figured if im going to own one nice towel i want it to be the best towel i can get
this one was $16 and its really soft and white and very large
i figued out a while back that white things are the way to go because bleaching them makes them very easy to remove stains like piss and blood and shit

 No.844245

lets become career criminals

 No.844246

i cant even get a regular career

 No.844247

thats the point since we arent cut out for the surface world we must survive through nefarious means

 No.844248

killing norms and taking what we deserve

 No.844249

i live for my next fix

 No.844250

now i can say where we droppin cause im playing blops hehe

 No.844251

fire up that stream

 No.844252

guess ill watch one piece and morph later mates

 No.844253

>>844244
it was a reference

 No.844254

got two top threes in blackout

 No.844255

did you choke

 No.844256

>>844246
come to the water business

 No.844257


 No.844258


 No.844259

nhorm & norm

 No.844260

I don't play video sushi bars past 9 i just watch scary movies

 No.844261

File: 1539498969899.png (150.15 KB, 471x467, Unbenannt.png)

its time

 No.844262

hope she is still a virgin

 No.844263

wonder if tg has seen the martian
hope she wouldnt mind watching it with me even if it makes me cry each time

 No.844264

Is it okay

 No.844265

File: 1539499775318.png (27.58 KB, 226x114, 10-14-18.png)


 No.844266

crynig

 No.844267

was hima just down

 No.844268

got a win

 No.844269

prosushi chef

 No.844270

>>844235
my plan is to get a nc or nd miata should i NOT do that

 No.844271

prosushi chef

 No.844272

snoz

 No.844273

spent 2 hours restoring and sharpening a nice walnut handle carving knife

 No.844274

flipping idiot

 No.844275

this song gets me pumped

 No.844276

was uli submerged in mud posted

 No.844277

flapperlaughing remembering the 970s half gig of slow ram

 No.844278


 No.844279

File: 1539506995556.jpg (119.28 KB, 1080x1236, hbS8KMD.jpg)


 No.844280

underage

 No.844281

youre sick

 No.844282

where can you find the pegasisters

 No.844283

ehat the heg is a gegagigter

 No.844284

File: 1539508342491.jpg (82.15 KB, 960x639, hk140hydw3s11.jpg)


 No.844285

bet that cat is a incel

 No.844286

nah that cat has defiantly had sex
a proper incel displays perfect posture at all times after happening to watch a video they were in
at least thats what happened to me

 No.844287

File: 1539509233304-0.jpg (120.97 KB, 960x720, mud1.jpg)

File: 1539509233304-1.jpg (138.07 KB, 960x720, mud2.jpg)

File: 1539509233304-2.jpg (136.51 KB, 960x720, mud3.jpg)

For at least 20 years, I've had dreams featuring me being in mud, often soft and gooey. This mud has the gooey part down very well, but it's very thick. That didn't stop me from spending... 4 whole hours immersed in it like this! It was a ton of fun and I 愛d being in it. If it wasn't for the tide coming back in, I'd still be in it for aNOTher good 2 or more hours! View each photo for the finer details.

You're probably thinking I'd be getting very stuck though, especially with such thick mud where, if I got in up to my neck, for example, I wouldn't be able to get out. That's wrong, way wrong. Don't go by what you see in the movies. Reality works much differently. It's actually, in this case, 50 times more difficult to get down in up to my neck than it is to get all the way out (but it's a great work out!)! it took me over an hour to get in up to my neck as it's so difficult to do but it only took me barely 2 minutes to get out. Mud is a lot more dense than water, so you don't sink into it as easily. You float, usually about waist deep or so. To get in any deeper, you have to actually pull yourself in. What keeps you from floating back up again? The high viscosity. The high viscosity is also what's making it so hard to get more submerged.

How did I find this place? NOT long after getting my kayak, I wanted to explore some of the areas I found to the north of Brasher Park where I usually go for launching my kayak. The area I live in has a lot of grass and a fair bit of soft, gooey mud. I had the idea of checking out the rivers and stuff to see if I could find deeper mud.

So, I dedicated the entirety of a day about a month ago to explore the rivers to see if I can find deeper mud. I was only expecting about 1 to 2 feet deep. Since small boats like kayaks can get into some tight spaces in shallow waters, I went into the side routes I found. Some areas I found had modest mud, but there was often a lot of water over it, but it was also high tide so that was to be expected.

Then, at one turn off, I hit the jackpot. I found an area where I got into mud that was at least 2 feet deep, but I couldn't feel anything solid or firm below so I didn't know how deep it was. The water on top was about 20 inches deep so I couldn't really try to get in deeper. I had to come back during low tide. I explored more to see if I could find more such places, but I couldn't find any more. I tried to find that deep mud spot since the tide was going out, but I couldn't find it. I gave up on it as I had to return home due to getting late.

I dedicated some other days, such as when there's a strong north or south wind to exploring the rivers in other areas to see if I can find some alternatives. I happened to find a shipwreck named "blown away". After I was done with exploring Hope Bayou and finding it unfit for my needs, I was thinking about trying to see if I could find that one mud pool, but I didn't bother doing so as I just wanted to get home.

Then, about a week ago, I went off to try to find that mud pool again, and at low tide as well. I spent nearly 2 hours trying to find it. Daylight was running short so I was about to call it quits and return home. I made a few more turns and I found where it was. The water that was at the surface was gone entirely. It was pure mud! But, I only had about a half an hour at the most. During this, I figured out how to "swim" through that thick mud and got that down quite well. I tried to see how deep it was, but even when waist deep, I still couldn't touch anything firm below. I knew I had to return again so I could answer that and other questions about it that I had.

I planned to go on October 10. However, Hurricane Michael struck and was wreaking havoc. It wasn't a direct hit, but the wind was way too high for any kayaking so I had to wait until that left.

My next day off was October 12. I got to the mud pool bright and early... but I had a bit of a tough time finding it again. I had a much better memory of where it was though. I did find it eventually, but there was still a layer of water on top and I waited for that to go down. It didn't, however. So, I went in it anyway and searched around. I then found a spot where I could experience being immersed in pure mud. It was slightly out of the way though. I tried to get photos of it, but it was zoomed out too far and it was also quite underexposed (too dark). The mud, however, was found to be a whopping 5 feet deep! After the tide went up, I went in deeper into this area and found yet aNOTher mud pool very much like the first.

Then I went at it again today, October 13. I got to the mud pool much faster. I went straight to the secondary area and made several attempts to best optimize the photos. However, this mud was much thicker. I didn't know it was going to be very gooey either until I went in it. And that's what these photos are of.

 No.844288

my posture is bad and im a balding incel freak

 No.844289

maybe you should fix those things

 No.844290

its to late once a bald flapper incel always a bald flapper ince

 No.844291

you cant do anything about the incel curse but you should at least concern yourself with your own wellbeing especially since no one else will ever give a shite about you
youre all youve got

 No.844292

woke up feel like shit gonno play some mtga

 No.844293

you are right i should think about this thanks

 No.844294

it is obvious uli has a sick mud fetish and is having a sexual awakening

 No.844295

dont project your sick shite onto uli

 No.844296

gonno make a huge breakfast

 No.844297

wish i could go muddoggin with uli

 No.844298

holy flip is anyone seeing this

 No.844299

hate this sitting around crap
norms 愛 it because they can gab to one aNOTher

 No.844300

my package says out for delivery

 No.844301


 No.844302

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 No.844303

Tired mates

 No.844304

>>844302
chicken nugget

 No.844305

how did he do it mates

 No.844306

he has that blonde mates quirk

 No.844307

credit card saves precious seconds no more pins

 No.844308

i have NOThing but time why would i need to save a few seconds

 No.844309

>>844305
magic idiot

 No.844310

gonno legally change my name any suggestions

 No.844311

in like rin

 No.844312

wish to flip kirby

 No.844313

>>844310
garl gunior

 No.844314

really long dead hours today

 No.844315

its over

 No.844316

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whats does this means

 No.844317

theyre gonno play multiplayer sushi bars

 No.844318

where are her clothes

 No.844319

>>844314
its been NOThing but pie eating contestants

 No.844320

Pooping and it hurts mates my virgin bhole isnt meant for this mass

 No.844321

crying

 No.844322

anyone playing ms2

 No.844323


 No.844324

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why did they make this childs butt so sexual

 No.844325

what else would they do with it

 No.844326

youre sick

 No.844327

You want to boosting die

 No.844328

texting tg again got worried for a bit

 No.844329

hi hima woke up took a shower ate some of The Bosss delicious polenta with chicken cacciatore now im having some five hours old coffee at least its still hot how is it going mates

 No.844330

i woke up and decided to get something nice for lunch

 No.844331

>>844294
die sexnorm

 No.844332

using The Bosss sewing machine like this to make a new seam in pants

 No.844333

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>>844287
uli no yume.....

 No.844334

>>844311
phew underage kirby

 No.844335

die jap

 No.844336

need to shit bad

 No.844337

stop that

 No.844338

gonno play some mtga

 No.844339

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 No.844340

owned that chink bitch

 No.844341

i dont get it

 No.844342

btfod that dumb yellow roast

 No.844343

gonno put on my thinking cap

 No.844344

woke up gonno have some coffee and play magic

 No.844345

need to get more ingredients for spp

 No.844346

愛 a good succulent pig penis

 No.844347

thats haram

 No.844348

sippin on a nice vanilla coke

 No.844349

normilla coke

 No.844350

remove kebab

 No.844351

nice 720p version

 No.844352

wish i had some vanilla coke rbn

 No.844353

where can i find vanilla coke

 No.844354

wish i wasnt incel

 No.844355

>>844353
its in all stores here and gas stations in bottles is it really discontinued in some places

 No.844356

yeah you cant get it here

 No.844357

does this cheer you up

 No.844358

playing some chinkout in blops

 No.844359


 No.844360

asked tg about the incel episode and she said she had no idea what i was talking about

 No.844361

File: 1539549845299.webm (518.82 KB, 866x604, incel.webm)


 No.844362

sis said she 愛s black cops

 No.844363

>>844358
how many wins have you gotten so far

 No.844364


 No.844365

>>844363
none i make it to top 10 or so and then charge in and die

 No.844366

idiot

 No.844367

squeezed a zit on my back and pus shot across the room

 No.844368

gonno buy blops on pc

 No.844369

should i start playing tekken

 No.844370

only girls play tekken

 No.844371

aris plays it and hes a high test male

 No.844372

he is low test

 No.844373

hes higher test than anyone on hima

 No.844374

that doesnt mean hes NOT low

 No.844375

high test mates play magic online

 No.844376

i have the lowest test on earth and i play it

 No.844377

i play it and im incel what does that mean

 No.844378

magic online is for low test geeks

 No.844379

tg called hehe she says my name a lot when we talk

 No.844380

gonno do a 1st amendment audit

 No.844381


 No.844382

addicted to cleaning my ears with peroxide by accident

 No.844383

use q tips instead

 No.844384

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 No.844385

why does that girl have a chicken nugget

 No.844386

>>844384
wish i was her

 No.844387

baste id date her

 No.844388

pie eating contest

 No.844389

>>844384
dumb little bitch is going to get snapped

 No.844390

pastor anderson just knocked on my door

 No.844391

merfolk norms are making me rage

 No.844392

>>844390
did you vargpill him

 No.844393

>>844391
same hate em

 No.844394

get owned noobs

 No.844395

nice evolution serm

 No.844396

File: 1539554382502.jpg (187.34 KB, 1200x675, DoQRIzGV4AA_4L7.jpg)

wish i had a pro tekken sushi chefgf

 No.844397

can i become rich if i master tekken

 No.844398

no

 No.844399

no play street fighter if you want to be rich

 No.844400

problem is sfv pinches hard

 No.844401

play soul caliber

 No.844402

it pinches

 No.844403

>>844400
you just pinch at it

 No.844404

no the sushi bar pinches

 No.844405

noob

 No.844406

flip you monja fighter

 No.844407

how come panda express always has a real chink working there

 No.844408

its part of the branding

 No.844409

can i post something and trust that it stays confidential

 No.844410

no

 No.844411

who is going to tell

 No.844412

i canNOT keep a secret

 No.844413

gonno do it anyway
i cant stop jackin it

 No.844414

thats it im telling everyone

 No.844415

>>844413
die jacker

 No.844416

hey call me the jackblog

 No.844417

i mean they

 No.844418

who are "they"

 No.844419

sis and her friend

 No.844420

just finished the

 No.844421

grats man

 No.844422

desperately need a hug

 No.844423

ill hug you

 No.844424

is sekk here

 No.844425

holy flip that panda express filled me gonno mutate dinner tonight

 No.844426

never ate panda express how is it

 No.844427

whats panda express

 No.844428

Panda express is the mcdonalds of chinese food their portions are small and its average in taste but i always feel as if i got ripped off buying it

 No.844429

what the flip do you know dirty spic

 No.844430

forklift license costs $300 what the flip is this shite

 No.844431

dont speak to poc like that theyre a protected class on hima

 No.844432

except chinks

 No.844433

im chink

 No.844434

im incel

 No.844435

Uhhh dirty spic haha nice ad hominem cracker keep eating your shite tier fast food while i enjoy and support local restaurants bitch uhh muh corporations and their resource boost you

 No.844436

so many npcs taking the same photo next to autumn leaves

 No.844437

im npc

 No.844438

hes gone loco watch out mates

 No.844439

mcdonalds makes the best burgers

 No.844440

might be a bug in his programming

 No.844441

hey keep it down will ya

 No.844442

baste aris

 No.844443

tg called again she was exceptionally giggly this time

 No.844444


 No.844445

baste

 No.844446

dead hours
wagenorms doing laundry and morphing early

 No.844447

im playing blops

 No.844448

baste blopper

 No.844449

just got back from the store got some baileys irish cream 2 cigars sardines anchovies havarti muenster deli meats chicago dog supplies bacon pasta pickles coffee english muffins sauerkraut and spicy sausage

 No.844450

add me on xbl homu

 No.844451

normbox

 No.844452

>>844449
heck yeah

 No.844453

>>844449
nice hell yeah

 No.844454

might watch some 'me and take a nap

 No.844455

愛 opening packs

 No.844456

got some pasta on a plate

 No.844457

got myself some cookies tuna and bread

 No.844458

going to permanap wish me luck

 No.844459

dont

 No.844460

makin pasta

 No.844461

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 No.844462

hate darkies

 No.844463

hehe

 No.844464

stop consuming evil grains

 No.844465

>>844450
im on ps4

 No.844466

Add me on ps4 hayysuz

 No.844467

Why are you slam jamming me with fake accounts there's no way over 5 people here have a ps4

 No.844468

Oh wow all of these are ps plus accounts

 No.844469

i have a ps4

 No.844470

die psnorms

 No.844471

sony rules

 No.844472

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any refugees here

 No.844473

pie eating contest

 No.844474

washing down this pasta with an irish cappuccino

 No.844475

jealous

 No.844476

>>844449
literally 40$ in dumb meme food flip you

 No.844477

you mean $40

 No.844478

no

 No.844479

ya

 No.844480


 No.844481

is onseki still the admin

 No.844482

sigh asked tg if i got a big pack of snickers if she would help eat them and she said she would 愛 to eat my snickers shes such a helpful girl

 No.844483

>>844481
no he handed the site over to me

 No.844484

who are you

 No.844485

im neetblob

 No.844486

onseki wouldn't do that he's too stupid

 No.844487

The blimp has become too powerful we must take action

 No.844488

愛 playing ghalta

 No.844489

how do i stop being bh

 No.844490

you just

 No.844491

*stomps feet*
tg tg tg

 No.844492

cant believe im saying this but i miss the cousin slam jam it was better than tg slam jam

 No.844493

at least tg is NOT underage

 No.844494

underage or underage

 No.844495

That's a bad thing?

 No.844496

underage

 No.844497

under age or underage

 No.844498

https://himasugi.org/search.php?search=tg&board=jp

wow look at this plot development i missed the nigger got a tulpa guess the stress from the trial made him snap

 No.844499

tg has a direct line of contact with me so things are different

 No.844500

cant stop listening to this

 No.844501

any chinks

 No.844502

search for trainee instead youll get triple the results

 No.844503

any other good arcs in the past few months

 No.844504

same but this

 No.844505

ya himako hung herself

 No.844506

rest in piss

 No.844507


 No.844508

dont forget the onseki psych ward arc and the The Bossgf arc

 No.844509

ive never been to a psych ward

 No.844510

already erased those from memory

 No.844511

wish i had an arc

 No.844512

any developments in the neetblob arc it was really starting to pick up

 No.844513

neetblog has never had an arc you flipping mutatenorm occasional poster i should ban your ignorant ass right now

 No.844514


 No.844515

unleash the banseki

 No.844516

guess it was too subtle for you

 No.844517

why am i getting errors when i post

 No.844518

I dont remember the pysch ward arc

 No.844519

The Bossgf..........

 No.844520

look at his gfs exposed middrift
makes me sick

 No.844521

it was after the turt lsd arc

 No.844522

>>844518
die mutant

 No.844523

gonno piss first and then longjo to some 2.5d smut

 No.844524

fool piss after

 No.844525

She looks like she cheats on him hehe i saw an asian couple maybe Filipino today at the gym the girl defiantly cheats on him

 No.844526


 No.844527

so how frequently does chinkgf post about himself while pretending to be someone else

 No.844528

>>844524
i get dickburn when i do that

 No.844529

>>844503
read the hima wiki

 No.844530

are brojobs gay

 No.844531

you already know the answer

 No.844532

>>844529
no boost that i'd rather smash my skull in with a hammer
i'm already tired of this place again see you in a few months

 No.844533

its as gay as joing

 No.844534

also cunnilingus save blimpblog long may he reign

 No.844535

like midriffs but NOT as much as highriffs and lowriffs

 No.844536

told a girl i liked midriffs then she kept sending pics of her stomach

 No.844537

asked pnig if i could move in with him and he said that id have to give him a weekly brojob

 No.844538

prefer lowriffs

 No.844539

>>844536
post em

 No.844540

i never said that

 No.844541

she said dont share

 No.844542

he said id have to share my lgf with him

 No.844543

>>844514
lmao that chink was in here giving people life advice when he wasnt even 21 yet NOTice how he looks 42 in that pic thats what happens when you let a succubus drain your chi an incel can live for up to 250 years if they manage to NOT rope before then

 No.844544

>>844536
are you the one who posted the birl with abs

 No.844545

ya i posted it so what

 No.844546

post more

 No.844547

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 No.844548


 No.844549

Can i move in with you pnig

 No.844550

the offer is only for people who arent haysuz

 No.844551

I'm NOT haysuz

 No.844552

the answer is still no because you post like him

 No.844553

Come on pnig i think I'm going to goodyear next month to visit friends do you mind if i visit you I'll let you drive the miata

 No.844554

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 No.844555

you mates scare me out i wouldnt want to meet and get murdered

 No.844556

freak was the only dangerous one but hes dead now

 No.844557

wont see tg for at least aNOTher week

 No.844558

Can't wait to meet tg and pnig

 No.844559

shaved with the safety razor for the hell of it
no blood but my face is burning for some reason even though i used plenty of cream

 No.844560


 No.844561

wonder if i look 10 years younger than i am because im cel

 No.844562

you look 10 years younger because you are a manbaby

 No.844563

shaved with my safety razor today too its the best like my friend used to say it shaves like a butter

 No.844564

sneezed on the monitor sigh

 No.844565

>>844559
are you shaving against the grain or pressing too hard
you actually remove layers of skin when shaving

 No.844566

>>844559
too much pressure maybe wrong blade angle too

 No.844567

hes obviously doing it wrong if the blade is new

 No.844568

i shaved down then reapplies cream then shaved a mix of sideways and up depending on where on my face
im NOT pressing hard just letting it pass over my skin with the weight of the handle

 No.844569

someone drop the manticpill on this noob

 No.844570

realize the longer im alive that i will tolerate literally any amount of discomfort or inconvenience for the sake of it
i shave wrong i eat terrible food i drive like a maniac in my old car and ill sperm on myself and NOT clean it up and walk around with cumreek for days

 No.844571

Hey pnig do you need to tell your grandma I'm going to be staying over

 No.844572

are you using cream from a can
the kind with propane in it

get a nice brush and soap and foam it up like that

 No.844573

i can think of more examples but im a stubborn flip who never changes except for my own personal satisfaction never for others

 No.844574

ate twix 3x for dinner gonno watch the tng generation

 No.844575

come to realize that people think im younger because of my personality

 No.844576

the soap doesnt matter just do one pass with the grain and let the blade do the work

 No.844577

>>844572
nah that shits a waste of money
might as well lather up some laundry soap or dish soap and shave with that soap is soap

 No.844578

wrong again the main purpose of shaving soap is to provide lubrication and to hold up the hair but most importantly to keep the face and hair warm and pores open

 No.844579

i use regular soap and water to shave and have no problems with my safety razor

 No.844580

i know what ill be jacking to tonight

 No.844581

still cant believe turt overdosed on phenibut

 No.844582

think im gonno take a break from shaving for a couple weeks and give the safety razor a shot with a partial beard
one pass is approximately equivalent to 1/10 the hair removed compared to using a gillette fusion razor with twice as much pain
i simply cant justify this straight razor nonsense its a verified meme i dont have 30 minutes to shave every day like white collar 9-5 princesses

 No.844583

the safety in safety razor comes from the idea that only what you need is exposed to be used you ignorant buffoon they are NOT the same as straight razors

 No.844584

are you using a new blade every time youre either a liar or a flapper your experience does NOT match with reality

 No.844585

just do what i do and use a beard trimmer

 No.844586

ive shaved three times with a brand new korean razor im NOT going to use up a new one every single time i only have so many

 No.844587

going to assume you just dont know how to shave

 No.844588

all this blade talk think its time for a s&s hehe

 No.844589

ive been shaving for seven years now daily besides my year long beard fes

 No.844590

sexy ladies jo daily but that doesnt mean that theyre doing it correctly

 No.844591

usually shaved in the shower just by touch simply shave my sideburns after my shower and and feel around on my face in the shower and shave accordingly its easy peasy

 No.844592

ib ought a box of 500 wilkinson blades for like ten bucks wholesale and that will last me ten years its worth it

 No.844593

wish i could teach a sexy lady how to jo properly

 No.844594

got myself a shower mirror last week its great

 No.844595

how would you know how to jo a kitty you dumb fool youve never even seen one in real life

 No.844596

had The Boss remove all the mirrors in the house

 No.844597

ill ask tg how she jos then ill tell you mates

 No.844598

she said with a hairbrush

 No.844599

why do all girls use a hairbrush when you can buy dildos on ebay with no age verification and paypal

 No.844600

they dont need to hide hairbrushes

 No.844601

joing is natural norms turn it into something dirty and private and psychologically embed the idea that we should be ashamed of it and hide our dilldos and virgin age admissions
i say buy your daughter a dildo and get your son a quality ona and let them go wild

 No.844602

good quality onas interfere with flipping havent you seen the disclaimers

 No.844603

Wonder if i have to bunk with pnig or if he has an extra room

 No.844604

mutant

 No.844605

no sexnorm is a son of mine

 No.844606


 No.844607

is hima lagging and shitting out for anyone else

 No.844608


 No.844609

never ate a peach before

 No.844610


 No.844611

cant believe bossgf is younger than nb

 No.844612


 No.844613

guess ill make some tuna melts

 No.844614

who is the youngest himabro

 No.844615

im 24

 No.844616

himako
The Bossgf
seki
nb

 No.844617

then suz me pg pnig turt

 No.844618

im 17 yes i am one of the two girls here

 No.844619

made these melts with tuna in water so theres no oil but then i added some more salt and black pepper for flavor phew its pretty great

 No.844620

the other is nagi whos 25

 No.844621

愛 this chink washer was able to wash all of my clothes today and dry them

 No.844622

are you mates watching aris he just killed a mate

 No.844623

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 No.844624

>>844601
die jonorm

 No.844625

baste aris

 No.844626

melts were great today but a bit too spicy gonno crack open those cookies

 No.844627

crack my ass open

 No.844628

die queers

 No.844629

what the hell The Bossgf was a frickin teen

 No.844630

anyone want to go out and bust some cheeks

 No.844631

>>844554
me getting ready for my first date

 No.844632


 No.844633

ill split their wig and you can bust their cheeks

 No.844634

>>844632
reported for advertising

 No.844635

>>844623
すこてもいいんですよお what did she mean by this

 No.844636

uptown GYUUUUUUUURL

 No.844637


 No.844638

is it a jerkin or a jackin kind of night

 No.844639

File: 1539574745948.jpg (694.28 KB, 1920x1080, watch?v=Vf0JddRB26Q - 00:13:44[2018.10.14].jpg)

japan knows

 No.844640

i was about to say im glad the birl mate is gone then i read the last 100 posts

 No.844641

File: 1539575033768.jpg (97.41 KB, 1024x1024, 1532874353259.jpg)


 No.844642

what about the boli mate

 No.844643

phew big towel worked great hima

 No.844644

flapperlaughed how the kombucha section in the grocery store keeps getting larger

 No.844645

have you ever had it its pretty good

 No.844646

what the fuck nekoten

 No.844647

nice stream sesh nekoten

 No.844648

kombucha is aNOTher norm fad like avocado theyll get bored of it and find aNOTher food to ruin

 No.844649

there were these little colorful 2oz shots of what looked like lava lamp fluid in the ``health'' drink section labeled probiotic detox shots

 No.844650

might watch goblin slayer

 No.844651

basted russian squirrel

 No.844652


 No.844653


 No.844654

every time ive slept for the past two days ive dreamed about mtg sigh

 No.844655

play hearthstone instead

 No.844656

hearthstone is boring

 No.844657

is seki here or anyone

 No.844658

what do you mean or anyone

 No.844659

should i get aNOTher actioncam

 No.844660

i dont see why NOT

 No.844661

dont buy one from the chinks

 No.844662

really nice how they give you a new deck every day in mtg for five days and a bunch of packs too im almost able to create an opens top 8 deck already

 No.844663

rarely buy anything chink

 No.844664

almost fell asleep in the bathe

 No.844665

it would be aNOTher sony this one in particular the hdras300 its the 1080p version of the fdrx3000 so it has the same optical stabilization and everything just no 4k recording

 No.844666

File: 1539578338871.jpg (632.45 KB, 1280x1823, image013.jpg)

hima

 No.844667

might have some chicken and rice

 No.844668

is that neetblog

 No.844669

no neetblob would never do something so vile

 No.844670

oreeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

 No.844671

whats vile about saying good morning

 No.844672

hes going to snap her

 No.844673

its consensual

 No.844674

>>844672
you dont know that

 No.844675

im fairly certain

 No.844676

aris is pumped

 No.844677

time to feast

 No.844678

normis

 No.844679

this is bliss cunnilingus i 愛 to eat

 No.844680

eating is a chore

 No.844681

agreed wish i didnt need to eat

 No.844682

nah its one of lifes great pleasures

 No.844683

neither pleasure nor pain should enter as motives when one must do what must be done

 No.844684

dont think evola was talking about eating when he said that

 No.844685

maybe

 No.844686

fire it up

 No.844687

nah

 No.844688

no one told me that 1080p being just an upscale was a meme everything is a lot clearer i defiantly see a difference from 720p

 No.844689

that just means the upscaling you were doing with your computer is worse quality than the upscaling the encoder did on the file are you the mpv mate

 No.844690

foolish upscalers simply watch in the native resolution on a pvm

 No.844691

baste aris

 No.844692

have you been watching anime in 720p all this time are you insane

 No.844693

campris

 No.844694

camping is the key to victory in blackout

 No.844695

hes great at that

 No.844696

>>844692
boost you bandwidth bragger

 No.844697

just ask The Boss to get a better plan

 No.844698

baste

 No.844699

joed time to pee

 No.844700


 No.844701

wish nb liked aris too

 No.844702

im watching him right now

 No.844703

>>844702
impersonator but yes i am

 No.844704

>>844703
flip you impersonator

 No.844705

fatneet here

 No.844706

do NOT trust any of you

 No.844707

id buy one of these shirts if they didnt pinch so bad

 No.844708

theres a bunch of good ones in the store like solid chaiwan eatsports gta and logo

 No.844709

had to switch over to linux to get my trip

>>844703
flip you impersonator

 No.844710

nice GNU+blog

 No.844711

>>844708
they all pinch

 No.844712

no they dont

 No.844713

what distro do you use nb

 No.844714

xubuntu because im a flapper

 No.844715

nb here i use a branched arch of my own creation

 No.844716

those teferinorms are making me rage hard

 No.844717

die systemdnorms

 No.844718

hate teferis smug face as well it makes it all the more irritating

 No.844719

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 No.844720

>>844715
im too flapper for that

 No.844721

wish i was baste like aris

 No.844722

admit it you racist flips just hate teferi because hes black

 No.844723

>>844714
gonno install xublogtu after this revelation

 No.844724

nah ive liked teferi ever since i was a little kid and my aunt got me some packs of urza saga and i opened hermetic study

 No.844725

kinda excited for artifact in december crazy that gaben has richard garfield on board since 2014 wonder how much hes paying him garfield is such a genius so i bet it will be good

 No.844726

same only thing i dont like is that the dota lore is a garbage pile it should be fun to play though

 No.844727

wish i could snoze

 No.844728

>>844689
wrong its just that the 720p cr releases have a lower bitrate than the 720p raws they get if i had the hardware id install fsrcnnx but i use a laptop

 No.844729

simply snoze
i gotta be up in four hours but i cant either i may end up mutating

 No.844730

herkz said crunchy rips are better quality than tv raws

 No.844731

herkz can pinch my dick

 No.844732

flip herkz

 No.844733

dont really understand your point since you could just get those raws yourself and if you have a good computer the upscaling would be better so the post stands

 No.844734

woke up from my nap

 No.844735

i dont have a point i just bought into the joke that the crunchyroll 720p and 1080p releases were the same

 No.844736

they are the same or worse if you have computer capable of upscaling to the same quality that crunchy encode it at

 No.844737

oh wait youre saying crunchy encode their 720p releases at worse quality than the 720p raws why would they do that

 No.844738

$

 No.844739

even herkz confirmed it

 No.844740

>>844738
how does that make money

 No.844741

ate too much cake sigh

 No.844742

slipped and slid

 No.844743

i cut out sugar from my diet i feel a lot healthier already

 No.844744

you need sugar to live

 No.844745

drinkin some almond milk

 No.844746

how do i go to the doctor

 No.844747

i self doctor

 No.844748

doctornorm

 No.844749

havent been to a hospital in years ill die before i go to aNOTher one of those death cults

 No.844750

die norms

 No.844751

File: 1539617292478.jpg (187.79 KB, 1280x720, 1539488377693.jpg)


 No.844753

File: 1539618410973.jpg (217.17 KB, 980x1335, 1539615539502.jpg)

basted neet

 No.844754


 No.844755

PHEW got the almond rounds ready hows it hangin hima

 No.844756

i got some chocolate macaroons HELL yeah

 No.844757

hb

 No.844758

File: 1539623121143.jpg (12.02 MB, 10857x6049, 8ppfa113w2s11.jpg)

mindblowing that my soulmate is somewhere among those stars while im here wasting my life clicking reply

 No.844759

should i get blops4

 No.844760

im pretty sure your soulmate would be on earth

 No.844761


 No.844762

pastor anderson said soulmates dont exist

 No.844763

>>844760
i cant identify with earthnorms

 No.844764

tg put the end of the day cash deposit in the trash
she is flapper

 No.844765

need to poop

 No.844766

basted watergirl

 No.844767

earth girls just arent worth it

 No.844768

anyone else jo with the window open

 No.844769

gonno jo to xenomorphs

 No.844770

my lgf is in a distant star cluster

 No.844771

told The Boss to bury me in japan when i die

 No.844772

my destined gf was an infamous space pirate shes on her way to take me away from this bad world and probably blow it up on our way out

 No.844773

my life will be complete once i get a new citizenship and trash this shite one

 No.844774

File: 1539627031095.jpg (364.93 KB, 1280x720, [Coalgirls]_Moretsu_Pirates_03_(1280x720_Blu-R….jpg)

liked this show but everyone calls it ass

 No.844775

everyone calls the best shows ass same thing with horse girls

 No.844776

wish i wasnt a contrarian

 No.844777

cant get enough of those horse girls

 No.844778

>>844774
i really liked it

 No.844779

nice tg left a coffee mug here and a banana
the mug has 'are you kitten me right meow' on it and has a cat mouth and whiskers and nose on it

NOT touching that banana

 No.844780

The Bosss cooking something and it flipping reeks

 No.844781

imagine being a 30 year old pedophile with a crush on a 19 year old mormon

 No.844782

already one of those things

 No.844783

at work hima hows it going

 No.844784

guess ill spend the day talking on tinder ive finally hit 100 matches

 No.844785

she used that banana to jo

 No.844786

>>844784
post em

 No.844787

>>844781
whats wrong with that

 No.844788

does anyone else read posts with weird intonations that add to the comedic effect like when someone says he is flapper i hear it inside of my head as heeeeeee....... isflapper

 No.844789

your flapper

 No.844790

File: 1539629078809.png (615.38 KB, 640x629, tg.png)

>>844786
i refuse but i will post this pic of one of my matches because i want to know if this is how tg looks like

 No.844791


 No.844792

tg does NOT wear glasses

 No.844793

whats wrong with glasses

 No.844794

NOThing

 No.844795

should i watch eureka seven ao

 No.844796

no

 No.844797

why NOT

 No.844798

File: 1539629483269.jpg (Spoiler Image, 385.5 KB, 1080x1080, bc88a1eed728868781bc5ad839c6c1ee.jpg)

it should be self explanatory after this

 No.844799

just heard from the old gm that we got aNOTher store its the one that scape boss went to after he was fired and the one he wanted me to go to

 No.844800


 No.844801

phew feasting on a giant sandwich with all the toppings

 No.844802

flip you toppingmog

 No.844803

>>844790
whats the point of trying to chadbrag if you arent going to share the spoils dumb norm

 No.844804

i am NOT a braggart

 No.844805

whats for lunch

 No.844806

might become a mechanorm

 No.844807

mechaseki

 No.844808

might build a mecha that destroys humanity

 No.844809

i will save the sexy ladies with my eva

 No.844810


 No.844811

when is the date of the japan trip

 No.844812

File: 1539632162477.jpg (256.5 KB, 706x917, 7eff0e53d1b039a250481c8bee9f95df.jpg)

basted chikai girl

 No.844813

april 12

 No.844814

hope the mansion will be in japan

 No.844815

you cant simply live in japan fool

 No.844816

i am japanese on the inside

 No.844817

how coe i always feel sleepy after eating

 No.844818

ive been inside of many japs

 No.844819

cancer mate

 No.844820

your energy is being used by your stomach

 No.844821

>>844817
its prediabetes

 No.844822

my energy goes straight to my penis

 No.844823

File: 1539632717022.jpg (548.67 KB, 2508x3541, c82327e1ebad0fe7b7d919eafa292bde.jpg)

basted large_breasts veiny_breasts girl

 No.844824

dont see any veins

 No.844825

big boob gerl hi

 No.844826

look closert

 No.844827

they are right above the NIPPLE theyre BLUE

 No.844828

die teenpie eating contestants

 No.844829

hate nurses

 No.844830

need to nap but my food is in the oven

 No.844831

its raining hima walk or nah

 No.844832

its raining here too

 No.844833

walk off a cliff norm

 No.844834

NOT raining here anymore

 No.844835

same

 No.844836

愛 a good rain walk

 No.844837

tg brought up liking how rain smells a while back thats how i know shes flapper

 No.844838

my shadows the only one that walks beside me

 No.844839

does anyone know some scary movies with underage sexy ladies in them

 No.844840

play a scary sushi bar instead

 No.844841

my t420 cant run many scary sushi bars

 No.844842

gonno just watch goosebumps instead

 No.844843

woke up its raining

 No.844844

old gm said he really doesnt like goat boss in charge of scheduling and said that he does NOT like how hes putting himself with the one girl for 'training' even though shes been working for over 6 months now
apparently shes going to school for 'computer stuff' its the same girl who the new gm was talking about hope i can talk about amd with her

 No.844845

it is raining here as well

 No.844846

gonno try to do the splits

 No.844847

girls are vapid she wont know a thing about amd trust me shes an intelflapper

 No.844848

shes the one who the new gm said was really quiet and always looking at her phone shes basically himako

 No.844849

gonno get a juul

 No.844850

flapperlaughing hard at the rx580 2048sp
its literally a 570 with the exact same amount of stream processors as a 570 why do they call it a 580

 No.844851

mutated

 No.844852


 No.844853

chinese markets are weird

 No.844854

gonno become a paperback write

 No.844855

how do i season food

 No.844856

with seasoning

 No.844857


 No.844858

we should go to a conveyor belt sushi bar in japan

 No.844859


 No.844860

>>844858
they pinch

 No.844861


 No.844862

>>844857
pasted

 No.844863

havin some coffee

 No.844864

raging hard a fly keeps flipping flying in front of the monitor

 No.844865

gonno have some coffee soon myself

 No.844866

>>844858
they have those here

 No.844867

im a sushi chef

 No.844868

put some baileys in that coffee

 No.844869

wish i had some

 No.844870

anyone tried wasabi before

 No.844871

whats wasabi

 No.844872

愛 wasabi

 No.844873


 No.844874

tg brought back the gummies but theres only like a half cup left from the initial 2.5lb and theyre only the orange ones
flipper

 No.844875

cant believe this is the end for intel

 No.844876

gonno make some famous slam jam and ramen for dinner already thinking about it

 No.844877

nice slam jammer

 No.844878

one smidge essence of blog

 No.844879

>>844858
nah those are for plebs i know a mate by the wharf that will give us the neetblog treatment

 No.844880


 No.844881

>>844864
i was at walmart NOT long ago and there was a fly or something buzzing around my face and i inhaled so i could blow it away but ended up pinching the bug in with it and when i blew it was more like a spit and im pretty sure the mexican woman in line saw the whole thing

 No.844882

bored

 No.844883

watch the dovy video

 No.844884

lemme think about it
















nah

 No.844885

your lost

 No.844886


 No.844887

File: 1539639441067.jpg (51.27 KB, 600x440, 95f82e1bad675dc2afb266a3c1e5dca3.jpg)


 No.844888

do girls really like eating hotdogs with mayonnaise like that

 No.844889

only angels

 No.844890

i like hotdogs with lots of mayo does that make me an angel

 No.844891

it makes you a fat manbaby

 No.844892

File: 1539640425329.jpg (46.02 KB, 700x513, 3bbf4fc8019161c3950e5116f6fb904c.jpg)

this mate draws some nice girls

 No.844893

havin some coffee and eatin lemon pie hima gonno play some mtg

 No.844894

if you arent born a girl or a chad you should immediately reroll

 No.844895

>>844893
lemon pie is gross

 No.844896

just woke up and read
gonno watch that dovy vid while drinking some coffee and then play some blops

 No.844897

愛 how cho cho was turned to stone and they didnt even bother explaining how she was turned back to normal

 No.844898

wish i didnt have social anhedonia and avolition

 No.844899


 No.844900

i have social anorexia

 No.844901

wish i didnt have gigantism of the penis

 No.844902

i am incapable of socialization

 No.844903

wish i didnt have bunghole thrombosis

 No.844904

on second thought ill have a chili pie for dinner

 No.844905

tried to call the regional manager he didnt pick up

 No.844906

pretty sure i watched all 12 episodes of re but episode 13 isnt ringing any bells did they mutate a bunch of shit

 No.844907

never ate lemon pie how is it

 No.844908

its like

 No.844909

its like lemon pie

 No.844910

pasted

 No.844911

gonno snoze

 No.844912

you snoze you loze

 No.844913

everybody get up its time to slam now
we got a real jam goin down
welcome to the slam jam

 No.844914

hey hima havent read in a few days can i get a recap

 No.844915

hima is dead

 No.844916

read everything you fool

 No.844917

no my head hurts

 No.844918

File: 1539641988750.jpg (72.2 KB, 800x800, be6da6e7bad7abac8ea9c8ab2fa708c3.jpg)


 No.844919

pasted kaneki

 No.844920

my patreon subscribers already got to see but i went to a different track around 3 hours away but this time i had a good instructor who was probably the fastest or second fastest mate there he took me out in his c7 a couple of times and it was brutally quick
before he started teaching me i would struggle keeping up with the fiesta st but by the time my training was complete it was no longer an issue as you can see even though everyone else had at least twice the horsepower
probably the first time in my life that being instructed actually worked

he had a chinky gf that looked like a kpop singer and kept pictures of her taped under the hood of his car one time she was sitting in his passenger seat and smiled at me for several seconds as they went by wish i was onseki so i could have cuckolded the mate then told him i was only doing it to show him the evils of the foid

 No.844921


 No.844922

File: 1539642139722.png (303.61 KB, 1000x1000, da9de253a1ec8107c75095c19b977b12.png)

is it ok if i jack off to these photographs

 No.844923

its NOT okay to jack off

 No.844924

cant wait until turt becomes a pro racer

 No.844925

can i jerk it

 No.844926

hes too old to be a pro racer f1 drivers are all zoomers because old people cant handle the g forces

 No.844927

File: 1539642317590.png (206.02 KB, 1000x1000, e430f6374cf24b1cd7d72598cc8abb4e.png)


 No.844928

wish i was pasted

 No.844929

why is turt so swarthy

 No.844930

alright time to jack it off

 No.844931

hes NOT white

 No.844932

sinuses hurt hard

 No.844933


 No.844934

File: 1539642446105.jpg (133.7 KB, 1376x1593, __milla_original_drawn_by_menoo_meno1921__0955….jpg)


 No.844935

>>844926
its fine
being incel means you dont age as fast because your body thinks its still prepubescent

but now that you mention that whenever that mate would drive hard id hear him panting and grunting through the mic it was weird i dont know if he was having trouble with the g forces or if he was super pumped up

>>844929
i this summer with the top down a lot itll fade by the start of winter

 No.844936

File: 1539642502619.png (215.32 KB, 1000x1000, 4883953d0c0db622632bf4f9f01bf235.png)

>>844933
but theyre very sexual photographs how can you look at this and NOT NEED to jack or jerk it

 No.844937

is that why tg thought i was 22

 No.844938

>>844935
does jerking ruin that i want to be youthful forever

 No.844939

im almost 30 but look 19

 No.844940

>>844938
yes
stop joing you dumb horndog

 No.844941

>>844936
im NOT a pedonorm

 No.844942

shes fully developed look at those hips

 No.844943

its all about the sun neets are mostly cel and they dont go outside or pointlessly sunbathe every summer for hours hide from the sun and your skin will always be young

 No.844944

tell that to the norwooders

 No.844945

File: 1539642831173.png (257.7 KB, 1000x1000, 9bd8458693cb595668beaf0287fd2637.png)


 No.844946

should i castrate myself to stop balding and retain my youthfulness NOT like ill ever impregnate anyone

 No.844947

absolutely

 No.844948

chibi kitty ~>_< ~:d

excellent

 No.844949

stop watching the re anime idiot

 No.844950

im balding and have forehead wrinkles even though im a neetcel

 No.844951


 No.844952

been praying to die in my sleep ever since i was 11

 No.844953

why is that girl saying ぬちやあ

 No.844954

>>844920
cant believe your The Boss actually hired you a fortnite teacher

 No.844955

File: 1539644431684.jpg (372.12 KB, 1280x1813, 001.jpg)


 No.844956

wish to snap a girl with my himamates

 No.844957

is there really hatoba doujinshi why dont they leave her alone

 No.844958

>>844957
youre in for a treat

 No.844959

i do NOT want to watch her be snapped i want to watch her snap a single mate in his 20s living alone like me

 No.844960

hima im going to work on maxing my verbal fluency any tips

 No.844961

whats that mena

 No.844962

wish an mature office lady would snap me

 No.844963

able to speak without pausing to think of what to say and without stuttering

 No.844964

i cant help im functionally a mute

 No.844965

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 No.844966

perfectly drawn vagina time to jerk it

 No.844967

i dont stutter but i do think a lot when i speak maybe thats the problem
wish i could just be a nonthinking npc

 No.844968

i have a slow brain

 No.844969

my The Boss is an office lady

 No.844970

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 No.844971

>>844969
thats hot do you jo with her underwear

 No.844972

slap a slap slap

 No.844973

no because im NOT a freak

 No.844974

won aNOTher sushi bar of campout

 No.844975


 No.844976

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Know_NOThing
why are all these mates jews

 No.844977

playing mtg

 No.844978

>>844976
theres NOThing there

 No.844979

phew slam jam and rice time its great

 No.844980

spoke too soon

 No.844981

my soldering station arrived

 No.844982

dont eat too much slam jam youll get cancer

 No.844983

slam jam is an antioxidant

 No.844984


 No.844985

same playing a vamp tribal BW deck

 No.844986

me too but im stompy

 No.844987

>>844984
basted

 No.844988

>>844984
was listening to this while shaving earlier

 No.844989

im dunkelheit

 No.844990

cant wait to blast filosofem at the hima mansion

 No.844991

the hima mansion will never happen and anime girls arent real

 No.844992

crying

 No.844993

crying wont solve your problems

 No.844994

Is it true I'm a big creep

 No.844995

old gm called he said he told the new gm that im a huge unused resource sitting around doing NOThing

 No.844996

im a huge useless blob o shite sitting around doing NOThing

 No.844997

>>844991
i keep telling you mates you can move in any time you want

 No.844998

old gm called he said im a useless blob o shite

 No.844999

gonno mutate the chili pie and make some more spp it really is one of the best meals pg should try it

 No.845000

non americans cant just move so itd be you nb onseki and turt together all day long

 No.845001

once i get my citizenship ill move to the hima apartment

 No.845002

trump will send you back

 No.845003

offered for seki to move in but he went somewhere else and now he has to live off 1 bouillon cube and 2 tablespoons of rice a day

 No.845004

>>845000
it would just be him and onseki
bnig hates me and turt

 No.845005

poor flapperseki

 No.845006

nb will you marry me so i can get citizenship

 No.845007

think im gonno play a ravnica draft

 No.845008

he could have become a water store manager and flipped tg and himakos doppelganger but now he can only flip himself

 No.845009


 No.845010

returned something i wasnt using and they said it was damaged in shipping so i dont get a refund

 No.845011

was it a dildo how did you damage it

 No.845012

owned

 No.845013

i will never forget the day herkz raged at me for listening to queen

 No.845014

wow is that a thing

 No.845015

Can i move in too pnig I'm only a couple hours away (7)

 No.845016

no boost off haysuz

 No.845017

Why

 No.845018

Is it because that mate reminded you of the bad things i used to tell you

 No.845019

you would become attached like you are to turt and never stop knocking on my door asking what im doing when im jerking it

 No.845020

flapperlaughing hard

 No.845021

No i would just ride your motor bike and use your computer and have tg in my room

 No.845022

no

 No.845023

Do you need to have your grandma's approval

 No.845024

Can you help me shave my head

 No.845025

oh cunnilingus

 No.845026

>>845023
he doesnt live with his grandma anymore

 No.845027

goat boss might be in a lot of trouble

 No.845028

good

 No.845029

im bored and gay

 No.845030

back

 No.845031

File: 1539652888934.gif (1.89 MB, 450x338, 1539228247753.gif)


 No.845032

some mate just tried to tell me straight shota is queer can you believe that

 No.845033

yeah i could believe that jerking off to little anime boys is queer

 No.845034

>>845026
Why where does he live

 No.845035

愛 a good straight shota on milf

 No.845036

File: 1539653522314.webm (Spoiler Image, 1.97 MB, 400x710, 1539505992619.webm)

Gay sex don't click

 No.845037

its NOT gay sex its an asian girl dancing

 No.845038

>>845034
in an apartment by himself

 No.845039

File: 1539653979959.webm (Spoiler Image, 2.77 MB, 640x800, 1539497456988.webm)

Wrong one this is gay sex

 No.845040

nope thats a muscular girl climbing a wall using wooden pegs

 No.845041

File: 1539654537546.webm (Spoiler Image, 2.92 MB, 1280x720, 1539546276219.webm)