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 No.845976

castile soap is an older type of soap how is it NOT real

 No.845977

it wont get you clean enough i keep a bottle of dawn in the bathroom

 No.845978

it will get you cleaner than dawn because it lacks conditioners and emulsifiers its a straight soap without the bullshit

 No.845979

time to start writing the NOTe for tg tomorrow what should i throw in there

 No.845980

please please me is flipping filthy what the fuck

 No.845981

never liked the beatles

 No.845982

i like the idea of some mates in their teens starting from humble beginnings and becoming some of the most successful musical artists of the modern era

 No.845983

that was back when being a famous mainstream musician only required pure talent now we live in the age of lookism

 No.845984

modern artists are still talented just look at bruno mars

 No.845985

or this mate

 No.845986

in

 No.845987

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specifically that last mate

 No.845988

gonno clean the floors with some bronners

 No.845989

i use bronners on my asshole only

 No.845990

wish i knew enough about something to make a popular youtube channel about it

 No.845991

should i buy a japanese toilet that squirts water up my asshole

 No.845992

yes but dont let sis use it because she might end up like ena in that one doujinshi where it squirts her kitty

 No.845993

its called bidet and its NOT japanese and it does NOT squirt water up your asshole

 No.845994

bidet and japanese toilets are NOT the same

 No.845995

thats NOT the point

 No.845996

>>845993
nah dont lie there wasnt a day i was in japan that there wasnt something squirting my arsehole with warm water

 No.845997

is that before or after you realized you were gay

 No.845998

the water does NOT enter your ass

 No.845999


 No.846000

it does if you let it and you want to be 100% clean

 No.846001

what about the pesticides

 No.846002

if it enters your ass you are doing something wrong

 No.846003

>>845997
holy flip

 No.846004

turts hole is loose he cant help it

 No.846005

youre underestimating just how strong the stream is its borderline painful at times but you can turn it down
and you want to loosen your sphincter to get the fecal matter thats inside it

>>845997
>>846004
>>846003
all the same sbwk

 No.846006

Eating Birthday Cake Alone
poor nekoten

 No.846007

never had a dad teach me how to use the bidet…

 No.846008


 No.846009

i am NOT loosening my sphincter for anyone or anything

 No.846010

is it possible to meet and flip nekoten

 No.846011

its illegal to NOT have a bidet here

 No.846012

loosen it every time youre getting heightmogged

 No.846013

enjoy having shite working its way between your arsecheeks then

 No.846014

what if he has a bidet but NOT a japanese toilet

 No.846015

do they have oden without the fish flavor

 No.846016

my bdhole does NOT dribble

 No.846017

wish i had a bidet but neetblog made my last one unusable

 No.846018

your girl was winking at me and i didnt wink back

 No.846019

kind of want to buy some extremely expensive cans

 No.846020

what cans

 No.846021

wish i had some coke coffee plus rn

 No.846022

headphones for some reason youre supposed to say cans

 No.846023

get some k1000s

 No.846024

dont understand why there are so many trading cards whats the point if you dont have anyone to trade or play with because nobody is going to invest in every single one of the thousands out there
even in japan where people are closer together it seems like it wouldnt happen who is going to take a 愛 live card sushi bar seriously

 No.846025

those are NOT headphones they are earspeakers

 No.846026

>>846024
people dont actually play the sushi bar they just buy them to collect them

 No.846027

oh right cans just get something from beyerdynamic

 No.846028


 No.846029

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 No.846030

going to invest thousands of dollars into toasters or something so i can make a toaster channel and have 40k subscribers as i talk about wattage and charring might even make a 30 second long intro for the start of each vid

 No.846031

愛 this meme

 No.846032

review a siemens toaster

 No.846033

why NOT become an electronics otaku

 No.846034

do NOT forget to get one or two of these to go with your cans otherwise you will NOT get eargasms

 No.846035

just got dehumanized by the npc meme

 No.846036

sis says she likes listening to asmr of mates talking about technical things

 No.846037

pray for delicate raindrops

 No.846038

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 No.846039

noice

 No.846040

>>846037
she got married to a rich chad

 No.846041

>>846006
dumb b00sting roastbitch

 No.846042

no...

 No.846043

might need to recruit sisrp to help me write rp for my sis asmr channel

 No.846044

her boobs are nice

 No.846045

so are mine

 No.846046

cool do you play with them

 No.846047

yeah do you wanna watch

 No.846048

ya i do

 No.846049


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 No.846051

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 No.846052

>>846050
baste pastamate

 No.846053

wish i had a red face lgf

 No.846054

wish pastamate were still alive to see this

 No.846055

>>846050
why is his voice like that

 No.846056

cant believe he was taller than me when he was 6 years old

 No.846057

wonder if pastamate met the hatman

 No.846058

>>846055
massive amounts of growth hormones expanded his vocal cords its like blowing in a tiny bottle vs a giant jug

 No.846059

15 posts left

 No.846060

15 posts left

 No.846061

bring back doubleposting

 No.846062

gonno ldar for a bit

 No.846063

愛 laying down and regenerating

 No.846064

hand smells interesting

 No.846065

whats interesting about it

 No.846066

what do you mena

 No.846067

hes been jerking it

 No.846068

omoshire nioi

 No.846069

speak english wapnorm

 No.846070

>>846050
is it a coincidence that he has a freak name like igor or did they do that on purpose

 No.846071

my name is igor

 No.846072

hes from ukraine thats a normal name NOT a freak name

 No.846073

未来が眩しくて見えない play izzet

 No.846074

wish i was ukrainian

 No.846075

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sisrp



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