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 No.830890[Last 100 Posts]

 No.830891

basted

 No.830893

got left in the old thread

 No.830894

fool

 No.830895

just ripped out a big tuft of nostril hair ouch

 No.830896

mindblowing that ill soon become a thirty year old virgin my whole life is a flipping meme

 No.830897

simply flip a tengirl

 No.830898

cant stop watching these videos

 No.830899

some of the greatest men in history were incels dont let it get you down

 No.830900

just download pure like neetblog thats what he uses

 No.830901

im NOT a great man im just a flapper

 No.830902

we have an npc among us

 No.830903

gonno watch macross see you mates tomorrow

 No.830904

have a nice nime sesh

 No.830905

>>830898
wonder if towing companies make good money bet itd be fun to Drive around all day owning norms

 No.830906


 No.830907

hope rika picks me up

 No.830908

phew nice smell of rain

 No.830909

iTs NOT A pRoBlEm AnYmOrE

 No.830910

sCapE bOsS cAlLeD NOT To CoMe To WoRk ToDaY

 No.830911

you mean tomorrow

 No.830912

got left behind

 No.830913

feeling so great rn its NOT too cold theres a slight breeze coming from the window it smells like rain and bbq smoke from the neighbors everything is pretty much perfect besides the fact that i have to go to work tomorrow which ruins it all

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 No.830915

the hima garage

 No.830916

now how i remember you
how i would push my fingers through
your mouth to make those muscles move
that made your voice so smooth and sweet

 No.830917

>>830915
read that as garbage

 No.830918

we can live in a garbage dump operating garbage trucks for a living

 No.830919

dad used to drive garbage trucks

 No.830920

cant stop joing with the blinds open

 No.830921

would rather be a gravekeeper

 No.830922

always wanted to be a mortician

 No.830923

gonno get some new clothes bye

 No.830924

gonno shower and morph

 No.830925

showernorm

 No.830926

gotta be clean

 No.830927

gotta have cereal

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 No.830931

nice nordblob

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 No.830933

die chink

 No.830934

loving this weather gonno make a sandwich

 No.830935

gave myself a bobby fischer cut

 No.830936

gonno work from home tomorrow flip it

 No.830937

bobby was pilled

 No.830938

simply loving this breeze hima oh cunnilingus this is heavenly

 No.830939

>>830938
might have some pasta soon

 No.830940

didnt mean to reply

 No.830941

is it the lasta

 No.830942

nice pastaply

 No.830943

gonno have some san pellegrino

 No.830944

was going to get a g203 but now im considering the g303 rjn 愛s the shape

 No.830945

>>830941
no its only the second bowl

 No.830946

ive got a g300s its really cheap and small but i kinda like it for some reason only ever had big mouses before this

 No.830947

already ate all my pasta

 No.830948

think im getting the 203 the cable is better and theres no chance of sensor rattle its just that the 303 sensor is the 3366 and some people seem to 愛 its shape for claw and fingertip

 No.830949

hate shopping for peripherals

 No.830950

whats to hate

 No.830951

they are impossible to get perfect

 No.830952

you just have to research

 No.830953

>>830943
how about a nice glass of local artesian well water that is both free and tastier

 No.830954

sounds great but i dont have any

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 No.830956

id rather get some from the water store instead

 No.830957

been drinking wine watching kays cooking and ganking people on my rogue for hours now

 No.830958

consumerist

 No.830959

didnt get my raw water scooper from amazon yet

 No.830960

mindboggling that one pill could drive kens supposed water store out of business

 No.830961

guess ill have some pasta

 No.830962

wow pinches

 No.830963

>>830955
the nearest one is 140 miles away

 No.830964

>>830962
maybe but its fun

 No.830965

im gay

 No.830966

stop joing to shota and it will go away onseki

 No.830967

its NOT gay if its straight shota

 No.830968

gonno fire up the -*girls -1girl shotacon naughty_face

 No.830969

vile sodomite

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 No.830971

chest is hurting when i breathe in again

 No.830972

just breathe out instead

 No.830973

oops meant to post this one

 No.830974

gonno watch a movie and nap for a couple hours bye mates

 No.830975

>>830968
you cant do -*

 No.830976

was at a stop light and i heard a quiet "hey" so i look over and theres a car of teengirls and one was waving

 No.830977

did you punish them for their insolence

 No.830978

how the flip would i do that

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 No.830980

bored bored bored bored

 No.830981

im gonno initiate the snack sequence

 No.830982

looks like daddys late to the party again

 No.830983

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got some bourbon chocolate chip cookies theyre pretty good but at the same time very weird because its like they saw a picture of chocolate chip cookies and tried to recreate them without ever having eaten one they taste unique

 No.830984

hehe

 No.830985

wranglenorm

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 No.830987

flip that norm

 No.830988

woke up from my nap my ears finally unblocked time to sushi bar

 No.830989

never had a blocked ear or anus

 No.830990

die nowax

 No.830991

im a wax factory pretending to be human

 No.830992

gonno crack open a cold one whos with me

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sorry im NOT cool

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 No.830995

wonder how people get gfs

 No.830996

they use the gf cheat code

 No.830997

still bored

 No.830998

night hima 愛 you mates

 No.830999

>>830995
they get the LOOKS
the MONEY
and the STATUS

 No.831000

gonno do my 5th master clue

 No.831001

but whats the actual process how do you even find girls to talk to

 No.831002

look up some tutorials on expert village

 No.831003

got left behind sigh

 No.831004

at work
had a dream about motorcycle helmets where some mate crashed and i saved him and he gave me his helmet as thanks

 No.831005

if theyre attracted to you theyll ask to be your gf just into public areas where girls spawn

approaching is a waste of time its like a girl walking into a restaurant for a burg and having a fish sandwich crawl up to her saying hey eat me instead

 No.831006

thats actually pretty apt

 No.831007

gambled and lost sigh

 No.831008

gfnormslam jam

 No.831009

page 215 of my fantasy novel
had a dream about motorcycle helmets where some mate crashed and i saved him and he gave me his helmet as thanks

 No.831010

should i fire up a cappuccino

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 No.831012

wish i had a cappuccino

 No.831013

hi hima stayed up until 4 am watching one piece and then woke up extra late now im in my office back to the ol ball n chain didnt even have breakfast gonno mutate

 No.831014

shounenorm

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 No.831016

gay

 No.831017

NOT gay if youre a girl

 No.831018

what happened to the gar meme

 No.831019

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 No.831020

愛 when npcs give me the fluoride stare even the slightest thing can cause them to memory overflow

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me and turt

 No.831022

i memory overflow staring at the wall

 No.831023

>>831021
too bad neither of you is white

 No.831024

got a bad case of ennui

 No.831025

is that related to the bofa family of disease

 No.831026

whats bofa

 No.831027

new hxh out

 No.831028

>>831023
good imagine calling yourself a color

 No.831029

been on this flipping toilet for 40 minutes feel weird getting out without someone coming in here first

 No.831030

ill come in

 No.831031

uhhh ya nah im good thanks

 No.831032

now its 50 minutes hope someone bails my ass outta here

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 No.831034

gonno go out for some onion rings and supermarket sushi

 No.831035

just got home some mates are doing some shit to the wiring and the electricity is off this is flipping gay

 No.831036

未来が眩しくて見えない leave rn flip it

 No.831037

you are gay

 No.831038

phew feasted hard got a coke zero on my way back

 No.831039

lots of pie eating contestants today wonder why

 No.831040

shat

 No.831041

>>831039
did something happen yesterday

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 No.831043

this ones much better i think seki would like the scene at 0:59

 No.831044

chocolate castella time

 No.831045

normella

 No.831046

>>831043
really want an arai badly
cant justify spending even a paltry 400$ on a helmet at the The Bossent though
cool thing about arais is that the liners are the same across all their models so a 900$ helmet feels the same as a 400$ one

 No.831047

post your bucket pnig

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 No.831049

its just a bell vortex right now and before that it was an hjc cl17
tried on an rf1200 and it was very underwhelming but i tried on a signet x and it was incredibly comfortable the only thing i didnt like was the visor latch and how there are two small pieces of the liner that are meant to press against your jawchicken nugget
didnt know that they were handmade by a hokuto no ken fan and a fujoshi i think i can justify the price for them now

 No.831050

you can remove some of the padding on the jaw pads and usually they break in a little
tried on a shoei dual sport helmet at the store and it felt great unfortunately they didnt have an arai xd4 to compare it to but the shoei felt very light and streamlined
the bell mx7 is probably what ill end up buying because theyre like 150$ but the shell felt very creaky and some of the plastic parts like the vents were just cheap feeling plastic

 No.831051

no helmets allowed in our bosozoku

 No.831052

bell makes fine helmets the only reason i want a different one is because mines too old and the pads will NOT stop smelling

 No.831053

the silvia mate uploaded a new video i know right where he went to make this one i hope i run into him one day so i can flip him off

 No.831054

disliked that vid
really want to roll up to this gaylord on my klr with pnig on his vfr and rough him up a little with steel pipes

 No.831055

he seems to live around where i really like to ride around ill probably run into him one day
where i saw his car parked before ive seen a gt86 i think they may work there

 No.831056

NOT sure if theyre actually broflappers or if they just pretend to be for the vids
dont really care spoiled rich boosts like this are what makes the whole car scene look terrible

 No.831057

wonder if he has a sis

 No.831058

is the technorm mate a sc2 pie eating contestant

 No.831059

no thats pnig

 No.831060

ban linus

 No.831061

got a big bag of gyoza and some aloha shoyu last night gonno have them both for lunch

 No.831062

got somethin to shoyu right here hehe

 No.831063

kitty is sleeping on me lap

 No.831064

gonno have some coffee
really need a good pair of speakers or headphones getting both feels wasteful also need a new desk and chair sigh

 No.831065

you only need a bed according to scape boss

 No.831066

dont get speakers it contributes to noise pollution

 No.831067

need to fight light pollution

 No.831068

the jews dont want me to see the stars because itll reveal too many secrets

 No.831069

always liked how i could look towards the city and see the greyish red sky from all the light pollution and then look away from it and see the sky turn darker until its a nice inky purple

 No.831070

hey hima woke up gonno have some coffee ive basically recovered from my illness and i plan to make that pork roast today

 No.831071

pics

 No.831072

>>831070
you should build an imu for your pork cooking needs

 No.831073

never

 No.831074

having a coffee playing with the kitty and watching aris

 No.831075

im inky

 No.831076

playing with kitty or your kitty or your vagina

 No.831077

normis

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cat

 No.831079

oh

 No.831080

each time i see the ghost girl banner i think about her joing

 No.831081

oog

 No.831082

im baste im baste im baste im baste im baste im baste im baste im baste im baste im baste im baste im baste im baste im baste im baste im baste im baste im baste im baste im baste im baste im baste im baste im baste im baste im baste im baste im baste im baste im baste im baste im baste im baste im baste im baste im baste im baste im baste im baste im baste im baste im baste im baste im baste im baste im baste im baste

 No.831083

gyoza juuniko into the old kuchi

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new adoredtv

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phew gihere

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boost you cardnorm

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ugh dreamed of work

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cant believe theyre gone

 No.831089

2 less degens

 No.831090

2 less freaks

 No.831091

uhh degens haha
*jerks off fiercely*

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 No.831093

stop posting that

 No.831094

gonno open the blinds and jerk it again from this position people can see in but they cant see my face only my chicken nugget and my bony hand jerkin it

 No.831095

came down with a case of dampdick flip this

 No.831096

what the fuck is dampdick

 No.831097

dicknorm

 No.831098

should i buy a local handmade ergonomic chair for two grand sigh

 No.831099

kitty extra slimy today

 No.831100

no simply floorsit

 No.831101

nice jerkin it in class

 No.831102

>>831099
same sigh

 No.831103

its when your dick is damp for an inexplicable reason its an uncomfortable situation

 No.831104

if i learned anything from this video its to NOT jerk it in the bathroom and instead jerk it under a table

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 No.831106

a mate at my school got caught jerkin it in the bathroom

 No.831107

did he kill himself

 No.831108

>>831098
heres a better option just grab a blanket and sit on the floor

 No.831109

no back then everyone didnt have mobile phones that could film and social media video sharing

 No.831110

gonno jerk to the kemono friends dolphins

 No.831111

how old are you grandpa

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 No.831113

gonno dump

 No.831114

whats wrong with school and work jos

 No.831115

>>831104
sexnorm btfo

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 No.831117

havent told the new mate about the hole in the wall where you can look through and see people pooping

 No.831118

turt whats your opinion on the new shooting

 No.831119

why are there so many videos about mates pranking their sisters by pretending to jerk it

 No.831120

it was some black woman chimping out NOThing really interesting about it

 No.831121

愛 the pretending to be a teen online meme

 No.831122


 No.831123

why would you send a kid who will die if they touch cheese to a public school

 No.831124

public school is hell

 No.831125

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come on if thats all it takes to kill you then you deserve to die
there are already millions of people out there that should be dead but modern medicine keeps them alive and they spread their genes to create more wimps like cheeseboy

 No.831126

nice

 No.831127

chicken nugget

 No.831128

can they use a ruler properly why does the supposed 4 inch one look big in their hands

 No.831129

cunnilingus gave me a tiny dick

 No.831130

he didnt want you breeding

 No.831131

public school was baste

 No.831132

the kids who were always deathly allergic to something always had an injector or two in case something like that happened the The Boss was just flapper

 No.831133

never went to a public school whats it like

 No.831134

it was baste
everyone bowed to me because they were scared i would blimp out

 No.831135

The 13-year-old was severely allergic to wheat, gluten, all dairy products, eggs and all nuts, was asthmatic and suffered from atopic eczema.

 No.831136

thinkin of gettin a nice 4 slot toaster and a bag of texas toast who wants to come over and have a toast party

 No.831137

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 No.831138

愛 a good toast

 No.831139

>>831126
im green

 No.831140

NOT again

 No.831141

>>831126
im the white one and it looks big in their hands it would look huge in a sexy ladies hands

 No.831142

im blue

 No.831143

sis said my penis was too small for her

 No.831144

no she didnt

 No.831145

gonno end up becoming a sailor after all

 No.831146

realize that sleeping on a futon when youre 30 is NOT the worst thing
you know whats worse sleeping in a king bed next to a wife youre NOT really in 愛 with but for some reason you married and you got a couple kids and you got a job you hate
youll be laying there fantasizing about sleeping on a futon theres no risk when you go after a dream
theres a tremendous amount to risk to playing it safe

 No.831147

i 愛 sleeping on a futon

 No.831148

sis asked if condoms are supposed to be baggy and asked if she could see how they fit on me

 No.831149

and then

 No.831150

you lie

 No.831151

i told her that if her friend comes over she can put one on me and sis can watch

 No.831152


 No.831153

can i get a lgf if i play fortnite

 No.831154

no

 No.831155

>>831152
one day theyll be old men telling tales of how great fortnite was and doing this dance for their grandchildren

 No.831156

bored as hell gonno find something fun to do

 No.831157

fire up scape and come chop some trees with me

 No.831158

same getting bored of tera

 No.831159

how can you get bored of tera if you can jo to it

 No.831160

ooooooog

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baste

 No.831163


 No.831164

what did he do

 No.831165

was too aggressive with pilling The Boss on the way home from the store and she rejected it
i will continue my experiments in pilling a npc but todays attempt was a failure

 No.831166

nice yusuke

 No.831167

never liked yyh

 No.831168

why is yusuke limited to dark tournament level while killua gets his overpowered electric moves

 No.831169

killua is underage

 No.831170

cashier at mcdonalds asked to see my id

 No.831171

why

 No.831172

thank cunnilingus for underage anime girls

 No.831173

just ate some pasta

 No.831174

drank some oi ocha now im flappering out

 No.831175

>>831152
wish lanza was here

 No.831176


 No.831177

>>831176
me and turt vs pnig

 No.831178

im flippin bored

 No.831179

more like turt and pnig against freakeye

 No.831180

gonno feast on these sandwiches

 No.831181

normwiches

 No.831182


 No.831183

>>831167
absolute fool
>>831168
to even it out

 No.831184

>>831179
nah i have an alliance with freakeye
wed gun down that arrogant tallnorm and the roast for good measure after feasting on the screams

 No.831185

baste pewd

 No.831186

miss niceeye

 No.831187

>>831161
this is literally part of a botnet

 No.831188

onseki forced him to leave

 No.831189

mah freak got bh because i called him out on his obnoxious samefagging

 No.831190

the day you have half of the freaks iq is the day youre allowed to call him out on anything brainlet

 No.831191

cant remember the last time i wasnt bh

 No.831192

thats a good thing
means youre alive NOT some complacent blob

 No.831193

im blob

 No.831194

at a taco bell one of the worker teengirls has pink hair and the other has purple

 No.831195

pretty sure i proved last time that freak is just a npc

 No.831196

>>831194
phew nice

 No.831197

ask for their numbers

 No.831198

snap a creepshot

 No.831199

npceye gave me a quest to find his friend

 No.831200

i dont want to get kicked out before i leave and its the wrong type of creepiness than what im going for

 No.831201

oh cunnilingus theres a brown haired girl here who seems completely dead on the inside just standing at the counter staring into the void

 No.831202

wish i was old enough to start NOTicing girls

 No.831203

is it just me or is the song come on eileen creepy

 No.831204

dont stand so close to me inspired me to become a teacher

 No.831205

you know as disgusting as food is its a surprise that you dont get sick from it a lot more often than you do

 No.831206


 No.831207

how its disgusting ?

 No.831208

flip you bnig

 No.831209

its chunks of dead stuff thats sat outside and sat in processing facilities and sat around in coolers and been handled by a bunch of different people and been exposed to dust and microbes in the air

 No.831210

how is that gross its natural

 No.831211

hope i didnt miss my chance with trainee girl because i was waiting for onseki to give me some tips

 No.831212


 No.831213

egao sakuuuuu

 No.831214

gonno fire up the dota tutorial

 No.831215

havent played dota in months

 No.831216

gonno fire up the boosting cunnilingus amn it the boost ing piss

 No.831217

>>831212
sigh its still one of my favourite songs of all time

 No.831218

>>831164
stole 50b leaked players credit card info stole 1 character names for rot and changed a regular world to dmm for 20 minutes that one time

 No.831219

free my nigga jed

 No.831220

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 No.831221

havent played dota in years my jungle alch was cunnilinguslike now its just a legend people tell their kids to scare them

 No.831222

>>831218
sounds baste why did they fire him

 No.831223

went out to eat with the other r&d mates and ordered too much food without thinking and looked like a weirdo eating a full fajita platter when one got a burrito and the other got a chimichanga thing that he didnt even finish

 No.831224

what a bitch

 No.831225

nah you eatmogged them hard they probably felt like little girls

 No.831226

the mate that didnt finish is fat too its like who are you trying to fool everyone can see youre fat we know as soon as you get home you start blimping out

 No.831227

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 No.831228

>>831223
basted officetron making friends and playing nice with his work friends

 No.831229

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sigh wish theyd stop with the fate slam jam and finally make a tsukihime anime

 No.831230

boosting worknorms boost off fuc rage

 No.831231

>>831228
nah one of them is the biggest tryhard npc known to man and the other i daydream about murdering every time i have to hear him eat

i think the shrek mate tries reaching out because im the lesser of 3 shites but its far too late for all that

 No.831232

>>831229
there already is one

 No.831233

>>831231
why did you go out with them then

 No.831234

hes a boosting norm

 No.831235

i was hungry and didnt bring any food

 No.831236

>>831232
no there isnt

 No.831237

yes there is flip you memer

 No.831238

nah flip you

 No.831239

lets settle this like boys

 No.831240

settle it like 25 year old neets arguing over cartoons

 No.831241

NOThin wrong with that

 No.831242

lot wrong with it

 No.831243

whats wrong with it

 No.831244

im too flapper for mobas

 No.831245

my hand is 7.5 x 4 in

 No.831246

just got a copyright infringement email

 No.831247

its all over lawbreaker

 No.831248

stop seeding

 No.831249

its your duty to seed

 No.831250

>>831246
got one when i downloaded forza gotta use a vpn next time you torrent non anime things

 No.831251

愛 a good forza

 No.831252

sat in a sushi chef chair and i have to say it was very comfortable and i liked how you can adjust the angle does the dxracer mate like his

 No.831253

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 No.831254

i got a copyright infringement email for torrenting anime years ago

 No.831255

i seed man ass

 No.831256

nb and his dad are baste as hell

 No.831257

>>831252
yeah theyre good

 No.831258

>>831252
they are marketed up get a good ergonomic office chair for the same price and you will get a better product since you wont be paying for the sushi chef tag

 No.831259

the one i sat on was a clutch i thought it was a knockoff of some brand but i was wrong their make pewd chair and on top of it they have a black on black version so i dont need to have my eyeballs burned from looking at bright neon green each day

 No.831260

farting up a storm over here

 No.831261

>>831259
simply dont chairstare

 No.831262

>>831260
same just ate my weekly pizza

 No.831263

gonno set up the computer in the kitchen so i can just roll to the fridge and get a drink and then roll back and continue making sushi

 No.831264

check it out seki

 No.831265

guess ill eat some peach jam on toast watch one piece and morph

 No.831266

>>831259
get the pewd version

 No.831267

wish the chinese would die

 No.831268

>>831263
nice rollneet

 No.831269

same but the jewry

 No.831270

i dont like bright colors so ill get the black one

 No.831271

>>831264
seki check this one out

 No.831272

cant get a clutch they dont have chairs that fit people taller than 6'1"

 No.831273

>>831265
have a good morph champ

 No.831274

its happening again

 No.831275

gonno drink some beers and shit my pants hell ya

 No.831276

hearing noises in the basement wish i had a shotgun

 No.831277

you mean a shootgun

 No.831278

i cant stop laughing each time i see the easing glissando video

 No.831279

>>831274
freakish shite

 No.831280

teto is a nice girl she just wants someone to hug and fug

 No.831281

keep thinking about man ass but im NOT gay

 No.831282

how is that NOT gay you flipping queer

 No.831283

thats what i thought freak

 No.831284

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 No.831285

where is everyone

 No.831286

i was showering

 No.831287

gonno start dancing

 No.831288

is it hard to become a pro sushi chef

 No.831289

no

 No.831290


 No.831291

what do you mena by pro

 No.831292

he means being a big pro competing for hundreds of thousands of dollars

 No.831293

the yeast has arrived its time to brew

 No.831294

>>831291
>>831292
anything i can live off i just dont want a job

 No.831295

lets form a pro blops 4 team

 No.831296

phew got some good news mates feeling really happy

 No.831297

ramen came out great

 No.831298

what flavor is the BROTH

 No.831299

spicy pot au feu

 No.831300

fool

 No.831301

spermed bigly to kids

 No.831302

stop and think about what those kids would think if they knew

 No.831303

theyd be horny

 No.831304

they dont mind

 No.831305

is this what 13 year olds do

 No.831306

this mate lives in az too i should team up with him and prank the tandem mateand his silvia

 No.831307

cravin those little rootbeer barrels

 No.831308

those are gross

 No.831309

>>831296
what is it

 No.831310

googled lds sister attire time to jerk it

 No.831311

>>831309
ill post about it later probably wont affect anyone here

 No.831312

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phew

 No.831313

ooooooooooooooooooooooog
me chicken nugget
me jo

 No.831314

may NOT agree with mormons but the girls have a nice style if you know what i mean very modest and erotic

 No.831315

get a huge chicken nugget whenever i see a girl with modest clothing

 No.831316

ooooooooooooooooooooooog

 No.831317

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 No.831318

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are armpits seen as traditionally arousing i thought it was more of a niche thing

 No.831319

what should i get for breakfast later today

 No.831320

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 No.831321

>>831319
breakfast burrito with churros and flan

 No.831322

hate how they put jesus christ in big letters to try and trick people

 No.831323

do those mormon girls get horny if they wear clothes that expose their knees and armpits

 No.831324

Inner Earth Civilizations Exist and I Can Prove It: Agartha & Hollow Earth

 No.831325

flaaaaaaaaaan

 No.831326

probably why trainee girl dresses so erotically

 No.831327

normee girl

 No.831328

File: 1537509668572.jpg (1.21 MB, 1000x1500, 1487645744872.jpg)

me

 No.831329

cant take it anymore gonno make a run for the rootbeer barrels

 No.831330

maybe i should just buy this https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00N4ZZ6ZM/

 No.831331

>>831326
its weird to think that she used to be mormon and now she has almost no morals and is an underage drinker but it really explains everything about her
i keep hearing these stories from everyone whos been with her about her being a bitch or being really annoying one that the old gm told me when he was hiding out at my store avoiding her was that she saw his crucifix tattoo and told him that she thinks religious people are weak

 No.831332

31lbs is too much you fool

 No.831333

>>831328
vile angel

 No.831334

gonno become a hollow earth believer

 No.831335

my life is hollow

 No.831336

gonno dig a hole and become a hollow dweller

 No.831337

wouldnt mind living in a small underground room

 No.831338

gonno jerk it and morph

 No.831339

rootbeer mate doomed us all to the dead hours

 No.831340

store didnt have any root beer barrels sigh got some albanese and pop tarts

 No.831341

owned

 No.831342

should i play tera

 No.831343

>>831284
creepy

 No.831344

File: 1537518666553.png (164 KB, 489x1018, 1537493234742.png)

that tallnorm that got put down was one of those weirdos that thinks a ped is lurking behind every corner

 No.831345

>>831336
do NOT do that youll become like the mate from marebito

 No.831346

time to watch some 'me

 No.831347

what are you going to watch

 No.831348

just caught up on asobi asobase gonno watch the latest ep of hanebado then the 7 or so eps of bnha i havent watched

 No.831349

marinated that roast hima gonno leave it to juice up while i morph

 No.831350

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this is what true 愛 looks like

 No.831351

>>831348
bad news one of the bnhas is a filler ep

 No.831352

boku no teenmateacademia

 No.831353

read the manga instead

 No.831354

>>831344
mindboggling that people like that really exist

 No.831355

>>831344
laughing hard

 No.831356

>>831354
turts like that

 No.831357

basted police

 No.831358

File: 1537545239303.jpg (462.15 KB, 1280x1851, 1537534468011.jpg)

what if you had a friend

 No.831359

friend or "friend"

 No.831360

fwb

 No.831361

do NOT post kumikos feet

 No.831362

bring back ponytail

 No.831363

bring back pisss

 No.831364

woke up gonno make some coffee

 No.831365

>>831293
make your own

 No.831366

kumikooo channnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

 No.831367

does kitty yeast work

 No.831368

no

 No.831369


 No.831370

linux pinches balls that jaypee boy needs to be more strict and angry if anything

 No.831371

linux is for fuggin chinamen

 No.831372

grrr me mad

 No.831373

>>831369
baste linus still living with The Boss

 No.831374


 No.831375


 No.831376

>>831369
linus has autism

 No.831377

cant wait for my alexa ankle monitor to get here

 No.831378

willful house arrest when will the normans learn

 No.831379

cant understand norms and their fascination with alexa
is that what they think ai is

 No.831380

norms dont think thats why they are norms

 No.831381

theres going to be a 4 page editorial basted on neetblog in the new yorker next month

 No.831382

File: 1537552932323.jpg (60.56 KB, 680x444, 054.jpg)

baste chink npc

 No.831383

npcs are scary

 No.831384

>>831382
and to think 75% of the population is like that

 No.831385

old gm said hes getting tired of trainee girls shit and is leaving early today

 No.831386

been using about 350 gib of data a month lately

 No.831387

stop jerking it to kids

 No.831388

i must wank

 No.831389

joing jerking wanking and even jacking are npc passtimes

 No.831390

jerk this you jacking nonjoer

 No.831391

how come there is formation of two molecular orbitals when there is single interference of atomic orbitals in molecular orbital theory

 No.831392

the only thing that will stand between me and sperming is a straight jacket

 No.831393

dont jack off at school or someone will record it and then youll have to kill yourself

 No.831394

never jerked it in a straight jacket before whats it like

 No.831395

too late

 No.831396

going to send my students a dick pic

 No.831397

dominos or papa johns or something else help boost

 No.831398

never jerked it at school wish i did but its too late now

 No.831399

new mate is talking about his trip to disneyland

 No.831400

mindblowing that there are people here who jo multiple times a day but have never hands free jod in their entire lives

 No.831401

get pizza hut dominos and papa johns pinch hard

 No.831402

>>831400
is that when you jo with the vagina of a girl

 No.831403

the last jontron was 8 months ago

 No.831404

>>831402
im pretty sure thats a myth

 No.831405

hands free jo is for jaypee boys

 No.831406

hands free jo is sticking things in your butt its probably turt

 No.831407

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>>831397
dominos because they support masturbating to hatsune miku

 No.831408


 No.831409

File: 1537555089761.jpg (115.6 KB, 710x473, wojak_07.nocrop.w710.h2147483647.jpg)

no its using your powerful brain to overcome physical barriers

 No.831410

turt unironically does drugs and jerks off but only mentions doing either in discord

 No.831411

>>831384
and to think a 30 person study reflects the entire population

 No.831412

when it comes to the norms it does

 No.831413

ya that study that came out 7 years ago changed everything flip the npcs

 No.831414

the npcs are growing irate

 No.831415

must
kill
npcs

 No.831416

do sexy ladies fall into the npc category

 No.831417

sexy ladies are npcs yes

 No.831418

doesnt that mean they would be incredibly easy to flip

 No.831419

the npcs are after me
*consumes ecstasy*
thatll protect me for now

 No.831420

drugs are good its the npc agenda to ban them

 No.831421

>>831419
turt-san... first the dinner with office buddies now more drugs...

 No.831422

new mate actually just asked me how to spell agenda and disney

 No.831423

i dont do feelgood drugs like ecstasy i only do the ones that overclock your base stats

 No.831424

File: 1537555967430.gif (1.88 MB, 350x199, 1529335859534.gif)

make the npcs pay

 No.831425

>>831423
how does weed overclock anything it turns you into a slow reflapper just look at onseki

 No.831426

i am a free thinker
i am a free thinker
i am a free thinker

 No.831427

never had a thought in my life

 No.831428

>>831418
yes they are easily tricked

 No.831429

>>831425
its NOT my first choice and i wouldnt go out of my way to buy it myself but it does make things that you experience all the time feel different than usual so you might be able to get a different perspective on mundane things

 No.831430

but your life isnt mundane remember

 No.831431

saw a girl today

 No.831432

>>831407
>>831397
>>831421
pie eating contest

 No.831433

my cel senses are tingling i feel the npcs are hiding in the bushes waiting to attack

 No.831434

are those like spider senses sexy ladies 愛 him because hes such a geek

 No.831435

the npcs are in the attic they found my anti npc stash

 No.831436

had to correct the new mates spelling of 'caleforna' cunnilingus help me

 No.831437

>>831434
if i flex my tech knowledge will it help me get a lgf

 No.831438


 No.831439

why cant the npcs leave me alone

 No.831440

ugh teen otalad is pie eating contesting again do something onseki please

 No.831441


 No.831442

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 No.831443

girls 愛 self improvement too turt must be doing something wrong

 No.831444

https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/3260962
this is disgusting but onseki would 愛 it

 No.831445

NOThing disgusting

 No.831446

she doesnt have an ass or boobs

 No.831447

she has a beautiful persona

 No.831448

wish to flip komas little kitty

 No.831449

want my face to be welded to the asshole of a beautiful woman

 No.831450

die anuseki

 No.831451

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 No.831452


 No.831453

basted dad had achieved maximum comf

 No.831454

>>831451
basted

 No.831455

woke up guess ill have some coffee

 No.831456

>>831425
i havent smoked in months
clearly no one here actually pays attention to me yet uses me as an example whenever its convenient for them
if you actually payed attention youd probably know ive been reflappered my whole onlind career NOThing has changed from the early gnfos days

 No.831457

wish i had coffee

 No.831458

i have a degree in onseki history

 No.831459

literally typed “payed” i rest my case

 No.831460

sourseki is too blazed to type

 No.831461

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 No.831462

weed will expand your horizons so long as you arent one of those mates that overdo it and fry their circuits

 No.831463

its fridey hima

 No.831464

>>831462
it doesnt actually it just makes you think it does

 No.831465

yeah its friday and me and turt are here and everyone else is missing hmmm who are the real norms if the supposed norms are at their computers typing

 No.831466

hate typingnorms

 No.831467

the real himas stare at the wall on friday nights

 No.831468

ritual wall staring in darkness every friday night at the mansion

 No.831469

im in my office working sorry

 No.831470

no friday night is firepit bbq and stargaze night

 No.831471

wish people cared enough to even give me a name the curse of a nopersona is truly hell

 No.831472

flip you impersonator

 No.831473

wish i could be a nopersona npc and never have to worry about getting impersonated or mocked or attacked or doxxed or banned

 No.831474

im NOT an npc if anything the personanorms are the real npcs

 No.831475

old gm came and saw goat bosss order and seems pretty livid over it

 No.831476

tell old gm you dont mind working with trainee girl

 No.831477

true enlightenment is achieved by jerking it to kids

 No.831478

drop me in saturns hexagon vortex

 No.831479

wish i had interest past reading posts and joing

 No.831480

gotta dump

 No.831481

>>831476
hes mad at goat boss and annoyed at trainee girl glad he has no problems with me

 No.831482

cant stop coughing up big wads of phlegm help me hima

 No.831483

you will turn out fine

 No.831484

wouldnt mind living in the moon

 No.831485

bought this pad https://steelseries.com/making sushi-mousepads/qck-heroes-storm

 No.831486

>>831465
i was sleeping

 No.831487

>>831465
im here with the old gm and the slow new mate

 No.831488

phew nice palemoon 28.1 just dropped

 No.831489

palefur blows

 No.831490

wrong

 No.831491

told him about some of the things trainee girl talks about with me and he said it sounds like shes hitting on me why didnt you tell me that onseki

 No.831492

sorry mate

 No.831493

File: 1537562874647.gif (378.26 KB, 964x957, 1537555000474.gif)

dont open this

 No.831494

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 No.831495

holy shit

 No.831496

File: 1537562984629.png (1.44 MB, 1800x1000, 1534128952553.png)

boomer times ahead mates

 No.831497

hell yeah

 No.831498

some mate is blasting rap in his car gth ken tired of your shite

 No.831499

ken hates nigger music

 No.831500

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 No.831501

crash in between both so all the norms are taken out

 No.831502

found onsekis channel

 No.831503

File: 1537563854454.png (Spoiler Image, 365.47 KB, 725x1063, 1537468476309.png)

close enough

 No.831504

should i watch ds9

 No.831505

nah

 No.831506

yeah its a slow start but worth it

 No.831507

have been watching one piece since february and im still 100 eps behind

 No.831508

youll get there

 No.831509

its 21 years worth after all

 No.831510

im 21 years behind in life

 No.831511

>>831485
theyre good
good choice

 No.831512

swag

 No.831513


 No.831514

dont want to confront trainee girl about the things the old gm says about her its pretty funny hearing them its like hearing about a different person

 No.831515

>>831513
what a flipping beast
absolute beast

 No.831516

got the underage ghost girl banner again

 No.831517

cookin up some bird steaks with rosemary and parsley

 No.831518

ooooooooooooooooog underage

 No.831519

imagine being turt and being unable to get chicken nuggets

 No.831520

NOT like youre ever going to use yours

 No.831521

oof

 No.831522

>>831519
im NOT turt

 No.831523

what sushi bar are we going to play tonight mates

 No.831524

wow

 No.831525

File: 1537568095105.jpeg (2.27 MB, 4032x3024, 078496B7-6FA6-436F-9762-3F4A7391FBC1.jpeg)

turned out good

 No.831526

wow is gay

 No.831527

wish someone would ban the sc2norm

 No.831528

hes basted

 No.831529

my secret sauce is sriracha and mayo
愛 mayo it tastes good with everything

 No.831530

hotsauce and mayo is my favorite sauce combination too its unbeatable

 No.831531

>>831527
each time theres a ban onseki removes it

 No.831532

dont even know whos sc2

 No.831533

my secret sauce is soy sauce and water with salt

 No.831534

>>831531
quit whining and do your job

 No.831535

he does it for free Lmoa

 No.831536

started the wow download time to shower

 No.831537

does anyone want to visit i can pay for a few plane tickets

 No.831538

sure ill visit

 No.831539

gonno jerk it to sph

 No.831540

gonno post em

 No.831541

ban sc2
ban otalad
ban sisrp

 No.831542

ban that mate

 No.831543

thy will be done

 No.831544

that was the first time ive ever cooked chicken and steamed vegetables before id say it was a success hima im feeling very confident right now its like my cooking level just hit 12

 No.831545

gz

 No.831546

should i get double eyelid surgery

 No.831547

ya

 No.831548

if youre white then no

 No.831549

gonno have a bowl of pasta start up the brew then roast that pork its gonno be a nice day

 No.831550

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 No.831551

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 No.831552

baste

 No.831553

never got a reply for my janitor application

 No.831554

being a moderator on any website must be hell

 No.831555

its fine they deserve it
theyre like anime fansubbers they do it to scsnap up internet popularity

 No.831556

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4360216/
cant believe i was brainwashed by 4chan to NOT take prozac if i took it when i was a teen i wouldnt be a dumb flip with a shrunken hippocampus right now

 No.831557

old gm said he had his test tested

 No.831558

>>831556
trolled

 No.831559

dont trust any study around prescription drugs big pharma has their hand in every pie

 No.831560

big pharma is a meme

 No.831561

how much did they pay you to post that

 No.831562

slow guu is sitting here trying to breathe but just sounding like hes dying and the internet is down and cunnilingus damnit

 No.831563

full as hell after that one chicken breast ive got two more to eat dont know if i can eat ramen after this

 No.831564

what did you just said

 No.831565

they call me the gnomeblog

 No.831566

baste gnomekingclive

 No.831567

>>831525
>>831525
broccoli is sooo gay

 No.831568

basted bulkseki

 No.831569

should i go to a bar with my The Boss and her friend

 No.831570

yes

 No.831571

420 tImE To bLaZe OnSeKi R u ReAdY bRo

 No.831572


 No.831573

lets have a hima meet up and smoke dank herbs

 No.831574

The Boss apologized for vaccinating me think the pills are settling in

 No.831575

>>831572
maybe you should do some hard times then youd understand the value of being a human being

 No.831576


 No.831577


 No.831578

File: 1537572639246.jpg (200.88 KB, 1200x1016, 1537571676485.jpg)

this is happening constantly all over the world but it wont to you

 No.831579

>>831577
you dont appreciate life youre just one of those fake people who thinks they are cool

 No.831580


 No.831581

baste slam jamnig

 No.831582

>>831578
happens to me

 No.831583

im incel

 No.831584

>>831582
im obviously NOT talking to you onseki im talking to the people who actually belong here

 No.831585

>>831584
NOT me im watching helmet vids

 No.831586

uhhh wasnt me haha

 No.831587

>>831579
i dont think im cool

 No.831588

the nexx xd1 is a really cool helmet gotta say for a dual sport lid the arai just doesnt have the features i want

 No.831589

>>831578
thank g0d

 No.831590

why did g0d make me a shutin neet loser and make me pinch at video sushi

 No.831591

wish i had the making sushi gene

 No.831592

whats up with bikers spending money on armored shoes and biker specific g愛s and pants why NOT just wear whatever works there are plenty of military g愛s and work boots that would be fine

 No.831593

theyre norms thats why they have to be cool all the time for their roasts

 No.831594

going to have to post a lot to get used to this new keyboard

 No.831595

when i was in cycle gear i checked out the alpinestar jackets and other stuff made by them i NOTiced the leather is just bad quality
probably fine if youve never owned high quality leather like a schott perfecto or a vanson
ive had my perfecto for like six years now and i just dont think i could downgrade to pakistani leather

 No.831596

fashion is a big npc meme
just get jacked and dress smart youll beat out any twig in his $600 peacoat

 No.831597

i dress dumb

 No.831598

600$ isnt even a lot for a riding jacket at all
people pay more than that just for rain gear which makes zero sense to me since some surplus goretex jacket that costs 60$ does the same thing and checks all the boxes
even if youre spending 600$ you could get an arcteryx alpha sv that is warrantied for life

 No.831599

really hate that youll get called a squid unless you wear biker specific everything and dont wear 200$ armored shoes that you cant even wear on the street

 No.831600

trainee girl only wears a helmet

 No.831601

finally home hima had to work overtime for over two hours unpaid of course carrying what amounts to 1500 lb of boxes to our warehouse even though i only do office work
on my way back (20 minutes walk) The Boss calls me and asks me to go to bk on my way back because my sis went there with friends and no money and i had to pay for her food
may i add that when i was her age she wouldnt give me any money and NOT any in the sense of enough but literally any as in zero including no birthday or christmas gift i used to read all the time and she never even once even considered buying me a book i have read le petit prince(which someone had thrown away outside and i picked up) at the very least 40 times my saving grace were my aunt and gran that would always buy me a book and something else for birthday and christmas

 No.831602

why would you work overtime for free

 No.831603


 No.831604

>>831599
ride your own ride man those atgatt flippers are norms

 No.831605

gonno see if i can track down the silvia tonight

 No.831606

does anyone want to come do water delivery for the store we are starting with 70 deliveries per week

 No.831607

i cant drive

 No.831608

you can be the second mate who lifts the stuff

 No.831609

my muscles have atrophied

 No.831610

>>831608
i cant move to arizona

 No.831611

>>831606
just tell your customers to turn on the tap

 No.831612

i would cut the water 70-30 with tap to increase profits

 No.831613

waatched

 No.831614

lucky☆norm

 No.831615

the image quality is just amazing

 No.831616

just came back from ṣalat al-jumu'ah what did i miss

 No.831617

musnorm

 No.831618

gonno fire up fortnite

 No.831619

took a relaxing shower now im gonno have some coke zero and cookies

 No.831620

stream

 No.831621

my internet isnt good enough

 No.831622

met my lgs on fortnite

 No.831623

flipping dislike this new mate

 No.831624

>>831602
the alternative is getting fired

 No.831625


 No.831626

miss the streammates like that one matewho would stream sonic

 No.831627

whats lgs

 No.831628

that was pnig

 No.831629

time to brew

 No.831630

愛 vids where some mate takes his grandma for a ride in his 1000hp car and they shit their pants hehe

 No.831631

link

 No.831632

>>831624
then quit

 No.831633

>>831628
no it wasnt ask the seki

 No.831634

are you flapper

 No.831635

Lenovo Launches 12.5-Inch ThinkPad A285 with AMD Ryzen PRO APUs

 No.831636

time for my beauty sleep

 No.831637

>>831635
{NOT available in the us for at least aNOTher 6 months}

 No.831638

looking for a nice skelton shirt i hope trainee girl shares my 愛 for halloween

 No.831639

im skelton

 No.831640

same im 114 lbs

 No.831641

klr might be getting discontinued
the dealers around me have the 2018s priced from 5800-6100 but they didnt seem to think they were going anywhere they sell a lot of them
cant afford a new bike regardless but i wonder if in 20 years ill kick myself for NOT being financially responsible enough to buy one

 No.831642

no one gives a flip motonorm

 No.831643

>>831605
found him and the gt86 and an rx8 but the tandem mates themselves are nowhere to be seen

 No.831644

nevermind found them

 No.831645

“whos this weird mate on the bike following us bro”
“probably that mate who keeps disliking our vids”

 No.831646

call the cops on them

 No.831647

theyre all 3 parked and working im just outside

 No.831648

PLEASE call the cops on them

 No.831649

the cars arent even on
they work at one of those soda bars but nobody is inside drinking

 No.831650

must be a small place you can probably hear that sr20 across the town

 No.831651

WHY boostING LVIE

 No.831652

>>831645
basted

 No.831653

i pinch at fortnite

 No.831654

alright the initial ferment is underway santitized everything and tried my best to stop stuff from touching anything that might come into contact with the brew but i think i made a little mistake at the end and some water got in hope some bad bacteria doesnt ruin everything sigh

 No.831655

die brewnorm

 No.831656

farts smell rancid today

 No.831657

need to shite

 No.831658

cant find a skelton shirt hima help

 No.831659

heating up the oven for the pork roast this bad boys been marinating for a while cant wait to chow down

 No.831660

ferment a nice batch of sauerkraut

 No.831661

gonno ferment my dick in your asd queer

 No.831662

make some natto

 No.831663

cummed now imma nap

 No.831664

thought it was weird that cho cho has the same hair style as deidara vaguely but its just a coincidence
boruto is so terrible there really was no depth to naruto either but boruto is awful its exactly like what happened when dragonball turned into dbz

 No.831665

dbz is good

 No.831666

File: 1537583965168.jpg (57.04 KB, 438x445, 1472507444735.jpg)

phew

 No.831667

nah boruto is basted

 No.831668

yeah dbz is fine

 No.831669

im watching the episode where team ten goes after sarada and boruto and its so laughably bad how zero thought was put into the ninjutsu and tactics off all of the characters they just run around swiping kunai with each other and doing backflips while talking its like an rpg
the earlier fight where boruto kills that alien mate with the giant rasengan is literally the same as any number of scenes from dbz

 No.831670

sarada is pretty sexey

 No.831671

hard to imagine someone who unironically watches naruto

 No.831672

hima i cant find any skelton shirts

 No.831673

yeah the boruto girls are super underage i just watch it for them and also naruto and sasuke are cool

 No.831674

i like the hags like tamari moegi sensei ino and karen

 No.831675

they could have made a much better series where ninja are irrelevant after the ninja war and soldiers with guns do all their jobs and fight wars for modern societies NOT weird half advanced half 16th century ninja villages where they talk on bluetooth headsets but deliver mail by hand

 No.831676

way back in like 2004 kishimoto talked about how he wanted there to be a wider view of the naruto universe that didnt revolve solely around ninja i remember reading this distinctly in a licensed fanbook
im guessing he shelved that idea when the money started flowing in and generation after generation of kids tuned in to see generic shounen shite
boruto is the natural epilogue of naruto but it still pinches what a waste of kishimotos talent

 No.831677

how do i compete with the zoomers in fortnite

 No.831678

i like underage plumber anko

 No.831679

had a dream where the younger lesbian roommate got horny and snuck into my room when i was sleeping and gave me a nice slurping

 No.831680

nice slurpseki

 No.831681

my brain is poisoned from smut sleep slurps defiantly dont happen

 No.831682

yes they do but NOT very often

 No.831683

my gf does them but shes 12

 No.831684

sorry i meant 21 of course

 No.831685

thank goodness

 No.831686

im chenk

 No.831687

whats a chenk

 No.831688

i have a skelton shirt

 No.831689

>>831688
where did you get it

 No.831690

you know

 No.831691

flip it ill just ask trainee girl
should probably find a new name for her the slow mate calls her bimbo

 No.831692

wish i had a skelton in me

 No.831693

watching a mate prank a pajeet

 No.831694

File: 1537588283748.jpeg (122.7 KB, 2000x2000, bones.jpeg)

was really close to buying a small skeleton today i saw it yesterday and started laughing and today when i went back to look at it again i started laughing

 No.831695

why do you like halloween so much anyway
all holidays pinch they mean absolutely NOThing to me just aNOTher day

 No.831696

flip you halloween is basted

 No.831697


 No.831698


 No.831699

i guess its just a holiday that i really like im NOT sure myself but i think a lot of it has to do with the skeleton meme and and stuff like that plus horror movies are some of the only films i watch but i mostly just end up laughing at them

 No.831700

>>831698
hate this norm

 No.831701

hell yeah

 No.831702

bored again what do i even do to pass the time usually

 No.831703

there is NOThing im actually afpie eating contest of besides people from my past making me relive all my worst The Bossents the ones that i think about almost daily and desperately hope everyone has forgotten but deep down i know that they can never be forgotten even if i killed myself
the only thing our modern society is missing is an annual suicide day where everyone living with grief gathers in designated places and shoots themselves and makes a big mess for the norms to clean up

 No.831704


 No.831705

mindboggling how a roast can get an abortion but i cant pay for a lethal injection

 No.831706

does anyone want to come out to visit for halloween we can go to a haunted house and take trainee girl and scape boss and the old gm
goat boss can stay home

 No.831707

silken mist outside the window frogs and newts slip in the dark

 No.831708

wish pnig would buy aNOTher bike so i could ride the vfr then maybe id visit

 No.831709

>>831704
oh cunnilingus the cringe my cunnilingus i cant look im wincing hard cutnorms are insane

 No.831710

im telling you the vfr is NOT a beginners bike its 780cc and over 500lbs

 No.831711

glad im NOT cut

 No.831712

any good sports bike for 6'5" mates

 No.831713

lots just NOT first gen sv650s

 No.831714


 No.831715

then buy a drz400 or something and ill ride that

 No.831716


 No.831717

>>831714
dont post this shite

 No.831718

>>831716
this mate seems annoying

 No.831719

wish virtuovice would post again

 No.831720


 No.831721

epic

 No.831722

gonno pirate this shite

 No.831723

i cant even run that sushi bar but i want to play it

 No.831724

same im waiting for zen2 and navi

 No.831725

okay gonno play anime crossing now boruto 75 pinched

 No.831726

listening to dragula with mac and cheetos in the oven with a nice simply fruit punch in the freezer superchilling

 No.831727

miss being a happy neet and watching sankarea on stream with my mates every morning

 No.831728

who is streaming halloween anime this year

 No.831729

same NOThing but an apathy neet now

 No.831730


 No.831731

might have a jerk to hazuki tonight shes simply too erotic

 No.831732

ooooooooooooooog

 No.831733

File: 1537591328259.jpg (64.73 KB, 800x397, b822f8784123bc15cc3661b42b6546ff.jpg)


 No.831734


 No.831735

愛 witches and vampires and zombies and yokai so much

 No.831736

whats to 愛

 No.831737

their underage bodies and perverted minds

 No.831738

if i were an yokai id be a karakasa

 No.831739

who wants to get on the convict conditioning program with me

 No.831740

gonno feast on some choco cookies and watch three hours of one piece and morph

 No.831741

id be hanakosan

 No.831742

guess ill watch wranglerstar videos and jerk off

 No.831743

jaypee boy

 No.831744


 No.831745

never really understood exercising

 No.831746

gonno oog

 No.831747

mac and cheetos are delicious compliments to the robotic chef who extruded them

 No.831748

hope chinky is okay just saw a possum in the backyard meself

 No.831749

gonno morph

 No.831750

one hell of a pork roast hima i gotta say gonno be eating cold roast pork sandwiches for days

 No.831751

cant eat cold meat except sandwich meats

 No.831752

normroast normwhiches

 No.831753

i sliced it pretty thin

 No.831754

oog me marinate me roast

 No.831755

dont bully porkman

 No.831756

gonno abandon this shite planet

 No.831757

say hi to rich and elliot

 No.831758

drinking some wine anyone with me

 No.831759

crying hard

 No.831760

File: 1537595885970.jpg (42.38 KB, 500x500, 293057.jpg)

daddys NOT drinking tonight but tomorrow hes going to crack open a one cup

 No.831761

normcup

 No.831762

hell yeah brother you got that right

 No.831763

sake always gives me a really bad hangover

 No.831764

wish i had some pork and wine

 No.831765

think i might play some hots tomorrow

 No.831766

LEGENDARY PASTA & SANDWICHES! Food Tour of Florence Italy

pastamate... sandwichman...

 No.831767

florence is NOThing but tourist traps

 No.831768

got an anzu banner and read the word trap now im laughing imagining her being trapped

 No.831769

are you sure you didnt imagine something else

 No.831770

no i only imagined her being trapped and how funny the idea of trapping a human is compared to trapping an animal

 No.831771

hate when my self awareness meter gets too high and i start freakin

 No.831772

same

 No.831773

alright time for some pork sandwiches

 No.831774

File: 1537600213961.jpg (153.16 KB, 1281x2048, 1537588468464.jpg)

whats wrong neetblog
you havent even touched your gabagool

 No.831775

great sandwiches today hima loaded them up with extra sambal

 No.831776

>>831774
id blimp out and punch that gross chink bitch in the face

 No.831777

how do porcupines give birth to baby porcupines

 No.831778

File: 1537601136100.png (Spoiler Image, 6.05 MB, 2894x4093, 03ea2f412ec7b1762f592b862660314b.png)


 No.831779

i dont think that answers the question

 No.831780

File: 1537601529243.jpg (207.02 KB, 870x1237, c012.jpg)

all human is my enemy

 No.831781

cunnilingus i 愛 underage anime girls they make life worth living

 No.831782

File: 1537601827983.flac (29.68 MB, 01 - Neko Mimi Mode.flac)


 No.831783

File: 1537604198969.jpg (152.09 KB, 1440x931, 1537568120817.jpg)

>hima

 No.831784

dead hours

 No.831785

woke up

 No.831786

File: 1537619695919.gif (3.88 MB, 845x634, 1517586384667.gif)


 No.831787

dont understand that pic

 No.831788

took 3 prozac pills 2 pregabalin and 2 buspirone hydrochloride and all it did was give me a headache flip big pharma i will never be free of anxiety

 No.831789

owned drugnorm

 No.831790

my suffering is eternal

 No.831791

got a bowl of cereal and cup of coffee

 No.831792

started NOTicing that after sis showers my underwear is always in a different spot in the laundry basket i wonder what shes doing i want to put a camera in there

 No.831793


 No.831794

is that mate a schizo

 No.831795

had a dream i was making 愛 to a underage blonde girl with a moderately flat chest this dream was pretty realistic i can remember the first person perspective parts which is rare for me
she went up to use the bathroom and she took a huge knife with her and i went on discord to mog turt and there was a funny pic that i took of my dip spit bottle in her kitty

 No.831796

really want a deadly gf
just as deadly as me is fine if she doesnt take her glock into the bathroom shes gotta go
no extra mag in her edc and shes gotta go

 No.831797

cant stop watching that video of the hick shooting

 No.831798

File: 1537631262495.webm (3.98 MB, 610x1080, 1537498221381.webm)


 No.831799

>>831795
did i ever post about how herkz didnt have dreams

 No.831800

wish i was a southern boy

 No.831801

>>831797
the woman screaming gets me pumped up makes me want to go on a chadhunt

 No.831802

can they blame him when he asked for it

 No.831803

slow mate keeps pulling food from a baggy and telling me its his breakfast and how he cant wait to watch "college ball" today

 No.831804

ballmusk is strong today

 No.831805

gonno fire up the tobidase doubutsu no mori amiibo+

 No.831806

slow mate is very annoying today

 No.831807

lamp thing fell off the wall when i was moving the dog gate and i caught the holder and swerved it to balance the glass without looking it was like a jackie chan movie

 No.831808

made a ham turkey provolone spinach onion tomato pickle banana pepper jalapeno sandwich for lunch

 No.831809

chink tourists are the worst

 No.831810

wow thats basted

 No.831811

i live to squeeze my penis

 No.831812

squeeze mine instead

 No.831813

only have one hand sorry

 No.831814

>>831805
whats your friend code lets play

 No.831815

why didnt they name him jackie chenk

 No.831816

im chenk

 No.831817

top 15 hima posts (must see)

 No.831818

jesus christ this slow mate is a pain in the ass

 No.831819

File: 1537644460618.jpg (1.88 MB, 3196x3196, Io_highest_resolution_true_color.jpg)

io looks baste

 No.831820

looks like a otato

 No.831821

so do you

 No.831822

when do we colonize io

 No.831823

we will send neetblog there after we colonize europa

 No.831824

really want to colonize io

 No.831825

woke up hey mates

 No.831826

>>831825
save me from slow mate

 No.831827

give him adderall

 No.831828

>>831797
i havent watched it once

 No.831829

watch it and rofl

 No.831830

today pinches hard

 No.831831

pinchnig

 No.831833

NOT nig

 No.831834

boost the chianwanese

 No.831835

woke up a long time ago took a nice shower had some pasta helped The Boss clean and vacuum everything and went to the barber for a nice shave and cut 愛 shaving there because the hot towel feels so nice hehe too bad its kinda expensive

 No.831836

dont like getting shaved by the barber it puts me on edge

 No.831837

shave yourself

 No.831838

gonno dump then have some coffee

 No.831839


 No.831840

the figaros haircut is too nice its worth it

 No.831841

gonno himastare

 No.831842

got waved at 3 times while driving i wonder what the thought process is of these people are they waving at every car that goes by and why its NOT like were in the early 1900s and there are only a few cars in town

a mate at a stoplight also said nice car as i drove by it kind of annoys me because the 944 had a hundredfold more work put into it and it didnt get the recognition it deserved

 No.831843

they only wave to norms

 No.831844

if i saw the 944 i would defiantly scope it out but NOT wave
ever considered that different types of people respect miatas compared to 80s porsche base models

 No.831845

File: 1537651182884.mp4 (28 MB, VID_20170117_171934083.mp4)

that was no ordinary 944 actual Drivers could sense its aura but your average nobody just saw it as an old loud car i guess

 No.831846

the virgin car

 No.831847

nice racing stripe

 No.831848

every time i look at my car i 愛 it more lil shoe car

 No.831849

>>831842
All your cars are shite they waves were just them laughing at you the same way people laugh at monkeys in a cage

 No.831850

you cant talk to the ex rackmaster like that

 No.831851

File: 1537651635899.jpg (446.09 KB, 2048x1536, burn.jpg)

>>831847
it was to cover this

 No.831852

The only ex Cameron is an ex convict boosting ape chimped out and attacked someone

 No.831853

File: 1537651882759.mp4 (758.94 KB, 2a175383-db70-456e-aa01-fe7acaba7fb7.mp4)


 No.831854

>>831851
what happened

 No.831855

Worst sounding 944 ever

 No.831856

>>831854
the norms

 No.831857

wish i had a cool car so bad need the k swap asap

 No.831858

made coffee ☕️

 No.831859

how do i get into street racing

 No.831860

You don't street racing gets into you

 No.831861

>>831857
you dont deserve it
if you really had what it takes you would make it happen
thats what separates the Drivers from the drivers

 No.831862

shut the boost up bitch

 No.831863

File: 1537653279253.jpg (150.89 KB, 2000x1125, 1537650286164.jpg)

what if you were a gf with a pastagf

 No.831864

alright guess ill make that coffee

 No.831865

phew great coffee today extra strong gonno ask dad to bring cake

 No.831866

going to play basketball with goat boss and runescape boss because they had 5 people going and really needed a 6th

 No.831867

nig dna is kicking in

 No.831868

invite trainee girl

 No.831869

bnig 未来が眩しくて見えない go hard in the paint

 No.831870

愛 to get physical

 No.831871

>>831866
goat boss pulled a muscle playing softball and physical activity irritates my asthma so i dont do sports you flipping impersonator

 No.831872

File: 1537654286597.jpg (60.48 KB, 640x480, 810dk2oldfn11.jpg)

might have to preorder doa6

 No.831873

got some chain lube last night might try to find the silvia again

 No.831874

>>831872
they look freakish

 No.831875

愛 beating women

 No.831876

mutated the car posts

 No.831877

i look freakish

 No.831878

same

 No.831879

pic(s)

 No.831880

File: 1537655689504-0.png (Spoiler Image, 844.95 KB, 1280x720, Screenshot_2018-09-22-15-34-02.png)

File: 1537655689504-1.png (Spoiler Image, 953.88 KB, 1280x720, Screenshot_2018-09-22-15-34-10.png)

File: 1537655689504-2.png (Spoiler Image, 446.17 KB, 1280x720, Screenshot_2018-09-22-15-34-15.png)


 No.831881

post the other one

 No.831882

File: 1537655954855.jpg (Spoiler Image, 190.11 KB, 692x1174, kuronekii.jpg)


 No.831883

>>831881
Which one there's dozens

 No.831884

its a slam jam

 No.831885

Always wonder why cam's pits are purple

 No.831886

i could beat the shite out of turt any day any week hes NOT jacked enough

 No.831887

NOT that one post the one where you can see his nct and his goofy grin

 No.831888


 No.831889

File: 1537656401051.jpg (43.04 KB, 475x550, waha-ciel.jpg)


 No.831890

I know who you are

 No.831891

who knows who who is

 No.831892

goro goro shitai

 No.831893

eating hard

 No.831894

My legs are a little sore sigh

 No.831895

File: 1537656594738.gif (Spoiler Image, 768.18 KB, 960x720, b37c207981ad061a15931d5efb3657cb.gif)


 No.831896

die capitalizer

 No.831897

Why is the mate darker than the girl

 No.831898

>>831885
there are stretchmarks around my armpits

 No.831899

Repulsive

 No.831900

gross

 No.831901

yeah well its the price i pay for being a freak

 No.831902

reban haysuz

 No.831903

what about your face and hands

 No.831904

What's the price you paid for being a bitter virgin

 No.831905

stop phoneposting idiot

 No.831906

Ban haysuz

 No.831907

i thought you mates were friends

 No.831908

I'm NOT rich enough to own a pc

 No.831909

die

 No.831910

hima is reserved for the 1%

 No.831911


 No.831912

I fell on my sword once i was running with it in my belt won't happen again

 No.831913

NOT watching

 No.831914


 No.831915

virus

 No.831916

dumbsuz

 No.831917

multiple bad posters tonight 愛 saturdays

 No.831918

>>831889
nice waha ciel hehehe

 No.831919

eatneeted again sigh

 No.831920

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technorm hours

 No.831921

baste

 No.831922

did that mate start watching inuyasha and slayers yet

 No.831923

plumbers got the greenlight and weve started storyboarding

 No.831924

mutated the capnorm posts

 No.831925

same

 No.831926

people from the water store headquarters are coming next week

 No.831927

stopped using the brave mobile browser and switched to lightning wish i had control of scripts

 No.831928

die mobileseki

 No.831929

no

 No.831930

should i have pasta or pork sandwiches for my next meal

 No.831931

page 264 of my fantasy novel
people from the water store headquarters are coming next week

 No.831932

i made pierogis

 No.831933

pasta and pork

 No.831934

>>831933
sounds good ill do that gonno crack open some brewskis in the meantime so i can enjoy it more

 No.831935

hehe nice im gonno have some coke zero myself kitty is morphing scampimodo next to me

 No.831936

gonno fire up airman ga taosenai

 No.831937

wish i had a kitty

 No.831938

hey turt can i contact you i want to write your biography

 No.831939

chapter 1: the norms

 No.831940

the norms gotta die

 No.831941

>>831938
the big stuff hasnt even happened yet

 No.831942

blimped out

 No.831943

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gonno get one of these to drink wine out of

 No.831944

nice blogger eel

 No.831945

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 No.831946

id like a kitty but i also like having no responsibilities plus The Boss is allergic

 No.831947

get a mink

 No.831948

cats belong on africa

 No.831949

should i sushi bar

 No.831950

absolutely

 No.831951

The Boss bought me a nice belt but it was too long so i wiped out those manly man skills and shortened it

 No.831952

meant whipped

 No.831953

after tomorrow ill be alone until the weekend when i work with trainee girl

 No.831954

愛 the random ken bans

 No.831955

wish i had a trainee girl to flip

 No.831956

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phew

 No.831957

filter trainee girl

 No.831958

>>831956
disgusting bitch

 No.831959

new polaris refresh this year

 No.831960

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 No.831961

puked

 No.831962

its a pie eating contest

 No.831963

veiny_penis

 No.831964

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reading this

 No.831965

what i would do to have positive canthal tilt

 No.831966

its NOT that impactful

 No.831967

trainee girl asked if i want to be friends with benefits is that normal

 No.831968

yeah

 No.831969

she didnt cause she doesnt exist

 No.831970

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 No.831971

vile little cunt

 No.831972

trainee girls vagina is tight like a preschooler

 No.831973

thinking of becoming a ping pong player

 No.831974

>>831972
shes barely 5 feet tall and has apparently never been flipped hard plus she waa mormon so probably

 No.831975

trainee girls flips the hairbrush

 No.831976

its your duty to flip her hard be a man and give her the flipping of a lifetime

 No.831977

>>831973
its pretty great

 No.831978

hope she doesnt bring up periods again

 No.831979

the rat king returns

 No.831980

Think The Boss poisoned me she made me lunch and i fell asleep i woke up and she was gone she did NOT want me to go to the store with her

 No.831981

the The Boss filter at this The Bossent feels like a The Bossumental failure

 No.831982

phew whitemane

 No.831983

wow whitemane or hots whitemane

 No.831984

should i cum or sperm or ejaculate

 No.831985

endlessly running sm in vanilla might be one of my favorite memories

 No.831986

got a ravager and would flapperlaugh whenever i got stuck in the spin

 No.831987

they made sally extra horny in legion

 No.831988

im am extra underage

 No.831989

brown jewish man came into the store today i felt sorry for him

 No.831990

the mizrahim will inherit the earth

 No.831991

Think The Boss came hope she brought banquet meals since we ran out mid week she better have brought more than last week

 No.831992

dont eat frozen meals you fool

 No.831993

Why

 No.831994

the norms dont approve of them hes a norm so don tlisten

 No.831995

hots whitemane im NOT a wownorm afterall

 No.831996

Why do people swish wine

 No.831997

I swish

 No.831998

swisher

 No.831999


 No.832000

Hima has become a fourth of its original speed elderlyabusenig ran this place into the ground

 No.832001

frozen meals are delicious

 No.832002

wish i was frozen

 No.832003

>>831996
aerating wine improves its flavor

 No.832004

The boost does aerating mean

 No.832005

>>832004
exposing the wine to air swishing the wine helps more of it get exposed to air supposedly it helps to remove bad flavors although i think it barely makes a difference since it gets aerated when you pour it anyway

 No.832006

Can you open it and expose it to air overnight

 No.832007


 No.832008

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>>832006
the opening of the bottle is very thin and the wine doesnt move so it doesnt work really

people who are really into aeration use glasses like this

 No.832009

Would one be able to pour wine into a glass bread thing and let it aerate for a few days and stir it

 No.832010

i dont know

 No.832011

>>832008
Wow that's really nice how much do they cost

 No.832012

had a really flipping weird time at the gook restaurant with The Boss and sis and The Bosss on and off bf
a little mexican man walked up and poked my arm and just stood there smiling and i said uh hey and he was like hey in a quiet voice and i said uh do i know you and he mumbled something about moving to that area and i said oh yeah i live just down the road myself and he stood there with that same smile and i said well were about to head out so i guess ill see you around and he gibbered something and left
i think hes one of the people who work on the plant floor at my job when i go to the dirty office unfortunately they all look the same to me so theres no way to know

when The Bossbf was paying i got a toothpick and held it in my mouth so my arm would look big and the gookgirl kept glancing over sometimes even if youre ugly people cant help but gawk at the freak might be about time to do aNOTher cycle and leave it all behind

 No.832013

Found them on Amazon 50 for a set of 2 wow 60 with a stem

 No.832014

at that price youd be an idiot NOT to buy

 No.832015

stems are really for chilled wine if youre drinking room temperature red you dont need a stem

 No.832016

Okay 2 day delivery with my free Prime

 No.832017

You sure do know a lot about wine

 No.832018

Ban him seki i think that's siz

 No.832019

its only natural

 No.832020

Imagine being 30 and having The Bosss bull pay for your food I'd rather be dead than see The Boss with a mate

 No.832021

thank you onseki for improving hima so much you two digit iq piece of shit

 No.832022

calm down

 No.832023

my smithing level is now 52

 No.832024

the rager is raging again

 No.832025

cant blame him haysuz is annoying as flip

 No.832026

He's going to start slam jamming soon

 No.832027

wonder what i should eat

 No.832028

Uhhh haysuz is annoying cause he post but no other reason haha

 No.832029

ragenorm

 No.832030

Soy levels too high to rage

 No.832031

Should I get an ex calibur 3400b 9 tray dehydrator for 154.99 on Amazon

 No.832032

pork and pasta time

 No.832033

>>832031
i dont see why NOT

 No.832034

norm and norman time

 No.832035

I only eat boiled chicken

 No.832036

i added extra sambal too its been a while since i had some its so much nicer than sriracha

 No.832037

Want to grab some Chinese food now

 No.832038

whats stopping you

 No.832039

I'm NOT man enough to step foot outside on a Saturday night at least NOT by myself

 No.832040

its the first day of autumn hima or if youre br its the first day of spring

 No.832041

go back to discord haysuz

 No.832042

found the gt86 but the silvia was nowhere to be seen

 No.832043

No i refuse

 No.832044

I'm too much of a freak to be accepted anywhere

 No.832045

same

 No.832046

same

 No.832047

Feel the rage building thinking of all the times I've ever been rejected from social groups NOT once have i ever been liked norms like cam and elderlyabusenig have always been a likeable dork they just pretend to be outcasts they have no real understanding of what it's like to be a real freak

 No.832048

yeah same here man

 No.832049

me too

 No.832050

never been rejected by really anyone i dont know if its me or the people around me

 No.832051

eatin a tuna sandwich loaded with raw onion phew my sinuses are flushing down

 No.832052

>>832047
simply go to onsekis discord they will take anyone there

 No.832053

>>832047
you were rejected for normtalk talking about sex with sexseki thats the opposite of being an outcast and you should have known the rules better than anyone as youve tattled on others

 No.832054

no go back to the ota discord
https://discordapp.com/invite/ota

 No.832055

slam jam hours gonno make sushi

 No.832056

im making sushi as we speak

 No.832057

youre always welcome to be my mate bastezus

 No.832058

>>832053
nah you just banned him so he would come here and annoy us

 No.832059

I'm NOT banned i left

 No.832060

stay left

 No.832061

mates i need some real advice

 No.832062

I don't even know how to live my own life how can i give you advice

 No.832063

feel like life is just scavenging the land for bits of information and internalizing them and then dying and losing all that information to the void

 No.832064

24 xxl kitkats for 27 or 18 reeses nutrageous for 12 or 48 snickers for 30 or one of the variety packs

 No.832065

gonno get a E2 green card and send my resume to goat boss

 No.832066

>>832064
variety pack or you will regret your choice no matter what you choose

 No.832067

actually forgot to put a looking for help sign in the window today

 No.832068

I'm biased 愛 kit Kat and resses but hate snickers i would probably choose reeses

 No.832069

get the kitkats

 No.832070

the variety packs seem kind of shitty i wont eat 3 musketeers or milkyways maybe i can use them to barter

 No.832071

愛 musketeers hate milky ways

 No.832072

well watashi kirais both

 No.832073

milky way is baste

 No.832074

never ate 3 musketeers how are they

 No.832075

They're delicious super fluffy insides

 No.832076

>>832074
its like a shitty truffle

 No.832077

musketeers pinch theyre way worse than milky way and marshmallow milkyway

 No.832078

Only gays eat truffles

 No.832079

The Boss found the truffle pig

 No.832080

basted sudo

 No.832081

Really want Chinese food but I'm too kitty to go myself

 No.832082

order it

 No.832083

Think I'll ask The Boss to go with me

 No.832084

this place has pog juice hell yeah

 No.832085

thought someone was scaping but everyone is offline

 No.832086

havent scaped in 5 weeks NOT sure if i ever will

 No.832087

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 No.832088

hannah...

 No.832089

big sigh

 No.832090

gonno play unist

 No.832091

gonno come back during the week to finalize the snack decision i just got a carton of pog juice and a 6 pack of snickers and an 8 pack of pop

 No.832092


 No.832093

>>832085
just logged back on

 No.832094

>>832092
nice boobs arc

 No.832095

There's this place called the water store next to the Chinese food place

 No.832096

leave arc alone

 No.832097

All my shirts are black and faded

 No.832098

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 No.832099

wish i could give arc a big hug and kiss sigh

 No.832100

saw something today that actually blew my mind but i dont know if i should post about it

 No.832101

miss super

 No.832102

Post about it

 No.832103

only 2 months until the broly movie

 No.832104

cant believe broly is canon now

 No.832105

and canon in a possibly worse way than he was originally

 No.832106

whos broly

 No.832107

his power is maximum

 No.832108

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jesus christ poor kul tirans their moonkin form looks like a fat mate in a costume

 No.832109

thats why theyre baste im thinking of race swapping my druid for one

 No.832110

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the zandalari one is way cooler

 No.832111

>>832101
i watch the dub every week

 No.832112

i like the kul tiran one more i like playing a big fat mate

 No.832113

i like playing a creepy skinny mate

 No.832114

hell yeah tech yes city

 No.832115

may i recommend using thunderbirds rss feature as a replacement for direct youtube subs

 No.832116

i dont sub i search

 No.832117

then may i recommend using newpipe its only available on mobile but at least you cant be tracked

 No.832118

already being tracked by the government

 No.832119

then may i recommend tossing out all your electronics

 No.832120

Don't like this place sigh never try new things

 No.832121

Their 5 star rating on yelp is about to go down

 No.832122

even greg knows whats going on here

 No.832123

Don't think i can ever get used to people calling me sir

 No.832124

im a verge

 No.832125

wouldnt mind getting called sir if i was a burly chad like turt but im skel

 No.832126

i dont get called sir i get called man or mate or mateive had a handful of weirdos look at my debit card and call me by my name

 No.832127

i need a hug

 No.832128

>>832122
>>832114
feels good to be a technorm today

 No.832129

how come nobody told me bastedsuz was back

 No.832130

bus driver a few months ago called me mayor because of my coat

 No.832131

>>832122
owned hard

 No.832132

been feeling nervous all day i think something might happen soon

 No.832133

like what

 No.832134

the norm purge

 No.832135

grooled all over the keyb again

 No.832136

nap time bye

 No.832137

gonno jerk it

 No.832138

just ate a pear

 No.832139

Lost the contents of my wallet today my ss a bible card and a business card

 No.832140

g0d isnt real loser

 No.832141

drove like 90 miles tonight for no real reason just bored
ate some bk like two hours ago and then hit up my favorite driving spot

 No.832142

They must've slid out from the big pocket I'm so boosting stupid how did i NOT NOTice

 No.832143

should have gotten a pair of chinos

 No.832144

normnos

 No.832145

I carry my wallet in my hand i put those cards in the cash pocket

 No.832146

walletnorms when will they learn

 No.832147

i only carry 1 things in my pockets my drivers license and my debit card and theyre just the loose cards because im NOT a fag

 No.832148

daddy opened up the one cup he feels like a business man having a stiff one

 No.832149

more like an alcoholic

 No.832150

used to do that but then i realizef carrying five or six cards in a wallet is much more convenient and i usually put my wallet in a jacket pocket anyway so i rarely sit on it

 No.832151

daddy isnt an alcoholic he just likes having a few drinks with his little girl

 No.832152

alchy alchy alchy

 No.832153

could go for some man ass right now any volunteers

 No.832154

sake is flipping basted i didnt know old men made it while chanting

 No.832155

they dont

 No.832156

ya they do look at the video

 No.832157

no one watched my vid sigh

 No.832158

it probably pinched anyways

 No.832159

its hard to see anything

 No.832160

yeah im sure it pinches so i didnt watch it

 No.832161

the tandem boys put out a new vid im gonno post these so people can downvote them

 No.832162

Got a rash on my butt i didn't take my Vaseline with me so i was chaffing bad

 No.832163

you need that for your boyfriend or what

 No.832164

>>832161
saw this car today i didnt know that there was the piss of two teenmates in the exhaust

 No.832165

No I'm a little heavy set

 No.832166

daddy should get himself a strong zero

 No.832167

strong zero is nearly impossible to get in the us last i checked

 No.832168

really want to try some strong zero after ive heard people talk about it and seeing it in bento

 No.832169

that sake vid is cool really want some sake now

 No.832170

can you see who dislikes your vids or is it just a number

 No.832171

i think its just a number

 No.832172

i dislike all your videos

 No.832173

thanks

 No.832174

want to start a motovlog channel but it would be boring probably

 No.832175

Start it

 No.832176

i can just imagine it now hundreds of videos of the same touge

 No.832177

something i NOTiced a while back is that the main entrance closes at 7 and they have those reverse one way spike things to stop people from going in but two or three of them seem broken and dont point up at all so i could fit my bike through them at night
just need to find out if anyone stays after 7pm or if a ranger shows up at 11 and simply closes the gate

 No.832178

Think I'll start a vlog and do like q&a's with some driving but won't be much just some with music playing then I'll sit on hills and stuff and read hima and respond to stuff

 No.832179

elliot rodgers knockoff channel

 No.832180

Except I'm NOT Asian or drive a bmw

 No.832181

elliot rodgers spic edition

 No.832182

End racism

 No.832183


 No.832184

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 No.832185

gotta think of how to ask trainee girl to do something looking back i think she was giving me lots of chances to ask her

 No.832186

There's no angle kits for nc miata seki

 No.832187

got owned by a mkb user on blops 3

 No.832188

>>832184
basted

 No.832189

neetblops

 No.832190

that rx8 is fast sigh really want one

 No.832191

How do i live my life

 No.832192

by doing your own thing

 No.832193

rx8 left him in the dust in the last minute just immediate torque to the wheels the rotary is truly supreme

 No.832194

get a 91 nsx instead

 No.832195

I never had my "own thing"

 No.832196

im used to hitting the touge multiple times a week the weekends are almost unbearable because the place would just be packed with people and i have to avoid it

 No.832197

its dangerous and foolish

 No.832198

what else am i supposed to do

 No.832199

Like how Cameron pretends to be anti social yet he can go to a Chinese restaurant and be so freaking arrogant

 No.832200

stay inside and sushi bar or watch

 No.832201

>>832194
i dont have 65k

 No.832202

Get my spray paint and red line 75w90 tomorrow

 No.832203

what are you oiling with thick oil like that your gearbox

 No.832204

Don't get my fastners till Wednesday

 No.832205

My limited slip differential

 No.832206

https://video.carsforsale.com/vehiclevideo.aspx?vid=23350918&SourceID=3
you could have this red '91 nsx for only 19k or 300/month what a deal

 No.832207

Why is it so cheap

 No.832208

saw a newer nsx a few days ago he was leaving the downtown area i think right now theres some restaurant thing going on where you can pay a certain amount and eat at certain restaurants

 No.832209

exchanging money for food at a restaurant what a strange concept

 No.832210


 No.832211

Arizona Restaurant Week is the most edible time of the year, giving local, regional and national food 愛rs the opportunity to enjoy a prix-fixe dinner for $33 or $44 per person (unless NOTed: excluding beverages, tax and gratuity) at a number of participating Valley restaurants. Arizona Restaurant Week’s goal is to position Arizona as one of the top culinary destinations in the nation by increasing awareness of the many dining opportunities available in the state, as well as stimulating business and revenue for restaurants throughout Arizona.

ive posted about this before

 No.832212

Hate Arizona

 No.832213

>>832210
phew his gf is underage

 No.832214

Can't wait for my bumper fastners

 No.832215

File: 1537681614255.jpg (126 KB, 624x884, Pork.jpg)

does someone want to pretend to be a gay couple so we can get couples pricing

 No.832216

19k for an nsx guarantee theres something wrong with it without clicking the link
weird how norms will pay 19k for a chevy cruze or dodge dart that pinches ass and is lame but wont pay 18k for an r33 or a jdm supra or any number of other things that are fast and basted
there is no greater pleasure than driving makes me sick that cup holders and usb ports and bluetooth are selling points in 2018 NOT horsepower and brake rotor diameter

 No.832217

i do but only if we live together and adopt a sexy lady

 No.832218

norms are flipping stupid npcs they buy whatever the tvman tells them to

 No.832219

gonno eat a grilled cheese and watch one piece

 No.832220

>>832217
ok but she will have to be a blonde slavic sexy lady

 No.832221

Most people just need to get from point a to point b and have families NOT everyone can be a roiding angsty man child that never grew up with no kids and no responsibilities so they can get two seatercars

 No.832222

>>832216
https://www.carsforsale.com/vehicle/details/47328733
send the mate a message maybe its because its so heavily modded or maybe he owes the mafia 19k

 No.832223

haysuz is flipping basted lets keep him around

 No.832224

no i want a brunette slav like uliana

 No.832225

uliana had possibly the best type of brown hair out there i cry each night knowing she froze to death

 No.832226

its just a matter of time until he goes insane for no reason and rageslam jams shite hes done it maybe half a dozen times already its always the same pattern

 No.832227

when i was at bk earlier i had to piss like crazy so i grabbed my dip spitter and pissed in it while i was waiting to pull up and get my food in the drive thru
after i grabbed my food from the nice girl i waited until she went away and poured the frothy mix of dip spit tobacco chunks and fresh piss out onto the ground right in front of the window while laughing hard

 No.832228

theres some bad karma coming your way

 No.832229

愛 making a nuisance of myself its the essense of kanjozoku

 No.832230

i should cover up the rust on my car with some stickers im thinking about getting the hima spoiler image printed out onto stickers would anyone buy one

 No.832231

gonno get a nice wrap on my car

 No.832232

The Bossgf made those you might want to ask his permission

 No.832233

i dont have money or a job
i dont have a car or a driver license

 No.832234

>>832231
basted

 No.832235

>>832232
flip that norm

 No.832236

hope coby sues the flip out of you then

 No.832237

Still thinking of wrapping my soft top i found a fabrics store

 No.832238

is it a michaels there are always lots of creepy girls working at michaels i recommend avoiding it at all costs

 No.832239

No it's called fabrics store

 No.832240

thats weird the michaels around me all have creepy 1/10s working there too
wonder if its company policy to hire fujoshi

 No.832241

Nevermind it's called fabric n stuff

 No.832242

gonno play new leaf the other mate who plays it wont add my friend code sigh guess ill play alone like ive been doing for the past 12 years

 No.832243

Found aNOTher tran fabric upholstery sale he has 3 5 star reviews think I'll go and chat with him see what he recommends

 No.832244

guess that means ill just watch wranglerstar videos and jerk off again

 No.832245


 No.832246

dont jerk off

 No.832247

Watching bleach live action movie on Netflix

 No.832248

>>832244
stop jerking off to wranglerstar

 No.832249

i made the lala spoiler image NOT The Bossgf

 No.832250


 No.832251

>>832245
used to think this mate was really good but hes just been losing for the last few gams

 No.832252

>>832250
b00sting freaks

 No.832253


 No.832254

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 No.832255

baste bogs

 No.832256

woke up from my nap hey boys

 No.832257

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 No.832258

back from the sushi bar we won best 2 of 3 i actually did the winning shot for the second sushi bar and goat boss said with ball like that and ill be gm within a year

 No.832259

i like to drink whiskey by the gallon

 No.832260

might have a well aerated glass of wine anyone with me

 No.832261

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 No.832262

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 No.832263

wish a girl would smile at me it would make my day

 No.832264

woke up time for a morning jo

 No.832265


 No.832266

dont get the meme of talking over sushi barplay footage about something unrelated

 No.832267

went to bed when haysuz started posting looks like i only missed a few posts gonno mutate

 No.832268

feel like a flipping zombie right now im so sick of these pills

 No.832269


 No.832270

You might have to go to bed again

 No.832271

baste haysuz

 No.832272

ok then gonno morph bye

 No.832273

Don't take them they're meant to tame who you really are make you a docile creature it's NOT good

 No.832274

Time for Sunday service i know they don't like me but they're forced to tolerate my presence

 No.832275

Brother Andrew has been giving me the stink eye all morning i shouldn't have taken his parking spot sigh

 No.832276

>>832269
basted third worlders in the comments they dont give a flip

 No.832277

wish i was a third worlder

 No.832278

woke up and spermed

 No.832279

bright full moon yesterday it was nice

 No.832280

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 No.832281

nicesuz making hima great again just need coby around now

 No.832282

if i was a paki man id have a 3 year old wife by now

 No.832283

I had to leave it was about forgiveness

 No.832284

I got locked out of the ss government thing cause i got a question wrong and i can't contact them

 No.832285

The Boss ordered pizza hope that bitch didnt ask for pineapples

 No.832286

Pineapple compliments the tomato sauce and cheese don't see why it's hated

 No.832287

ordered pineapple pizza for my son

 No.832288

Think Cameron just hates anything his The Boss does likes to complain

 No.832289

>>832109
wish i could race swap to chink

 No.832290

hi hima The Boss woke me up took a shower now im havin coffee and a peach jam sandwich

 No.832291

gonno watch this

 No.832292

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This bottle is massive i don't think the bty1618 is the right color it seems to dark

 No.832293

wish i could go purging with my dad

 No.832294

wish i had a dad

 No.832295

>>832291
chicken nugget

 No.832296

Counter people at the gym always look at me with disgust and fear

 No.832297

might play some minecraft looks fun

 No.832298

phew no pineapples

 No.832299

Miss playing Minecraft alone it was so peaceful wish i can go back and erase that day

 No.832300

could go back*

 No.832301


 No.832302

愛 going to an area and have everyone clear out sigh NOT really this is just bullying they made me like this

 No.832303

gonno have a nice kirbyjo

 No.832304

Big ol chubster dead lifting walking with his chest puffed out

 No.832305

Can't stop laughing

 No.832306

Had me a big ol yelp mid set thinking of your dog or you're child you can't have both

 No.832307

https://medium.com/@JessicaLexicus/what-i-do-when-my-students-praise-hitler-cbdd5de3f746

Some of my students now want to bring a gun into my classroom. They think 9/11 was a conspiracy. They want to join the anti-vaxxer movement. They’re ready to begin the incel rebellion, or the second civil war. They promote watered-down forms of white nationalism.

basted zoomers

 No.832308

dont understand how someone can believe the official 9/11 story

 No.832309

Does anyone cream themselves over tough mates

 No.832310

kitty reeks

 No.832311

didnt asked

 No.832312

kitty or kitty

 No.832313

you know

 No.832314

Bye have a good day shut the boost up bitch do you NOT see i have headphones on do that again so i can ignore you

 No.832315

sippin on monster and hanging out with my zoomer newphew

 No.832316

shut the boost up bitch

 No.832317

I don't drink monster anymore it's too sugary and too big

 No.832318

its time for a lil pasta

 No.832319

starving we ran out of food last week

 No.832320

buy more you idiot

 No.832321

simply grow and harvest your own grains

 No.832322

ah NOThing like a nice cuppa joe

 No.832323

I only drink chocolate milk for energy

 No.832324

gonno play some battlefield

 No.832325

Firing up hardline right now

 No.832326

runny nose all day

 No.832327

simply play some 'field and get rid of the runny nose

 No.832328

just woke up is haysuz still here

 No.832329

yes

 No.832330

dog is barking again what i would do to watch that dog get executed

 No.832331

simply execute it yourself

 No.832332

flip you catnorm

 No.832333

flip you turt dogs are baste unlike cats

 No.832334

The Boss's bf came in my room and brought me Chinese food again i held a tooth pick in my mouth and flexed a 'cep

 No.832335

raging hard the power keeps going out

 No.832336

im sure it was pity chinese food

 No.832337

I pity cam for having to deal with the bull on a regular basis knowing his The Boss is getting bent over taking it raw from a complete stranger

 No.832338

probably jos to the thought

 No.832339

anyone else only watch videos in 240p or less makes me feel nostalgic

 No.832340

went to the movies last night and the screen was fuzzy NOT sure if i need glasses or their projector needs calibrating

 No.832341

愛 sleeping in my own filth

 No.832342

calibrate this

 No.832343

>>832340
was it a date

 No.832344

no