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 No.828017[Last 100 Posts]

we want you in here you believe in magic dont you

 No.828018

die fucking norm

 No.828019

my boy seki 未来が眩しくて見えない bout to show you a magic trick real quick

 No.828028

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 No.828031

we need more battler kun banners

 No.828105

>>828031
according to onseki hes NOT adding any new banners because one person requests them even though i also think we need some more banners

 No.828381

stop flipping whining you butthurt nigger no one gives a damn about banners except you theres already over fifty and half of them are unremarkable

 No.828393

but there are two people in this thread that want more banners

 No.828520

you mean three

 No.828977

flip you bannernorms

 No.830892

gonno fire up the lasta the pasta

 No.831832

test

 No.838573

spooky thread for halloween

 No.838574

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 No.838575

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those boobs are NOT of this world just look at them do you think shes been flipped i want to flip her so she can be flipped and me too

 No.838576

未来が眩しくて見えない gonno shave

 No.838577

gonno fire up a sushi bar

 No.838578

there can be no other way forward except the complete destruction of the norm

 No.838579

the only possible way back to 2006

 No.838580

gonno fire up the sis cam

 No.838581

let me see

 No.838582

might have some wine whos with me

 No.838583

daddy will be drinking one single can of session ale tonight

 No.838584

https://streamable.com/3kcbc

new broly movie trailer

 No.838585

normroly

 No.838586

i appreciate you linking the siscam and saying its a broly trailer

 No.838587

Just realized the mate who hates me here is Liam yet he doesn't have a valid reason hope that fat potato nigger finds peace with his chippys

 No.838588

never met an irish person who wasnt repulsive in one way or aNOTher

 No.838589

how is old liam these days

 No.838590

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>>838588
may i recommend a book

 No.838591

25

 No.838592

no i meant whats he been up to lately hope hes doing well

 No.838593

>>838591
learn to read

 No.838594

hes suffering

 No.838595

im irish

 No.838596


 No.838597

cunnilingus never gave me a chance

 No.838598

just realized i havent seen a website with a customized right click menu in years it used to be really common

 No.838599

make it happen seki

 No.838600

gotta dump again

 No.838601

add a custom cursor too hehe

 No.838602

File: 1538697078490.gif (5.62 KB, 95x95, ani1112.gif)

remember when himako added this good times

 No.838603

no

 No.838604

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 No.838605

body {
background: #EEF2FF url('img/fade-blue.png') repeat-x 50% 0%;
color: black;
font-family: arial,helvetica,sans-serif;
font-size: 10pt;
margin: 0 4px;
padding-left: 4px;
cursor: wait;
padding-right: 4px;
cursor: wait;
}

a,a:visited {
text-decoration: underline;
color: #34345C;
cursor: wait;
}

do it

 No.838606

Thanks, Cameron!
Your booking in Roanoke Rapids is confirmed.

 No.838607

>>838605
into style.css of course

 No.838608

>>838605
what is this

 No.838609

>>838605
dont do it hes trying to hack the server

 No.838610

hes a hacker

 No.838611

it gives the body element the property of changing the mouse cursor into your systems default 'wait' cursor

basically it makes your cursor into the loading cursor on hima

 No.838612

also the a elements which are all hyperlinks

 No.838613

thats evil

 No.838614

its fitting for onsekis hima

 No.838615

i dont understand a word of what you just said

 No.838616

NOT a big fan of seeing google ips pop up in wireshark

 No.838617

File: 1538697562648.css (19.03 KB, style.css)

>>838615
try it out

 No.838618

>>838617
nah im NOT letting you infiltrate my system hacknorm i wasnt born yesterday

 No.838619

flapperlaughing remembering the time all text had a tilt on it those days are never coming back

 No.838620

cunnilingus rebuilding takes forever

 No.838621

wouldnt mind if seki put a nice song of his choosing at the top each week

 No.838622


 No.838623

he literally wont do that

 No.838624

>>838621
id like to just have no clue how to

 No.838625

>>838621
it would be rap garbage every time

 No.838626

and you get mad when i call you incompetent

 No.838627

simply embed a player in the board announcement field and make sure html is enabled its very simple

 No.838628

can you give me that in laymans terms

 No.838629

the cyberia theme is up in a very experimental state

 No.838630

<audio controls>
<source src="whatever.mp3" type="audio/mpeg">
</audio>

 No.838632

dont know why i bother helping you when you treat me like shit boost you

 No.838633

may i recommend installing pihole

 No.838634

seki dont mean no harm

 No.838635

would have believed that if NOT for what transpired a couple nights ago

 No.838636

what transpired

 No.838637

he was an asshole and all around scumbag

 No.838638

and apparently he still has a stick up his ass today so boost him

 No.838639

its NOT his fault he was blazed out of his mind

 No.838640

wish everyone could just be friends theres only so many himamates in the world

 No.838641

what are you chimping out about
have you considered that im busy editing stylesheets and dont have time to reply to every one of your little personal attacks

 No.838642

crying hima

 No.838643

cant you two just be kind to each other

 No.838644

im just barely reading the posts i saw your tip on embedding audio and i was waiting to get to a stopping point to ask where i would put this on main.js

 No.838645

what should it be today mates chardonnay or merlot

 No.838646

ban the nigger

 No.838647

>>838644
you dont put anything on main.js you dumb booster

 No.838648


 No.838649

>>838645
gnap juice water

 No.838650

i respect you for typing that out even though you messed up

 No.838651

File: 1538699543173.webm (3.91 MB, 1024x768, 1538533286986.webm)

if i got an engineering degree like turt

 No.838652

>>838640
think about it for a second
every time there is unrest among the flock who is always the antagonist no matter what

 No.838653

its neetblog isnt it

 No.838654

basted nb

 No.838655

getting anxious

 No.838656

are you gonno be okay do you need a hug

 No.838657

passed the toilet paper roll test i stayed up all night studying for it

 No.838658

Same brother just take deep breaths like me

 No.838659

hate the deep breaths meme

 No.838660

when is the hima mansion coming

 No.838661

The deep breaths isn't a meme it slows down your heart rate

 No.838662

gotta wake up early and get gas before work

 No.838663

switched to opendns

 No.838664

gonno wake up at my regular time and get ready for an interview

 No.838665

wake up in hell

 No.838666

gotta wake up at the normal time tomorrow and get ready for doing NOThing all day again

 No.838667

NOT sure where its inheriting the hot pink color from its NOT in the stylesheet anywhere
pretty sure i have to add a line somewhere but i gotta morph

 No.838668

hima hima

 No.838669

there are easy ways to check for that sort of thing youll figure it out

 No.838670

i woke up in hell on january 1 2010

 No.838671

dont remember anything before 2012

 No.838672


 No.838673


 No.838674

>>838673
basted

 No.838675

File: 1538702230139.jpg (136.19 KB, 748x954, 1538700121758.jpg)

so tell me about yourself

 No.838676

i masturbate 8 times a day and shower twice a year

 No.838677

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 No.838678

>>838675
im basted they call me the basteblog

 No.838679

wish they called me the basteblog

 No.838680

ill call you basteblog

 No.838681

im nice

 No.838682

>>838680
but im NOT baste

 No.838683

how do i become baste

 No.838684

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im NOT so basted mates

 No.838685

could sperm to that

 No.838686

never spermed to a picture

 No.838687

never spermed before whats it like

 No.838688

its awful

 No.838689

its NOT that bad

 No.838690

NOT basted either

 No.838691

bh nosperm

 No.838692

got left behind

 No.838693

got left behind and the world moved on beyond 2006

 No.838694

screaming and crying

 No.838695

gonno get myself a coke coffee plus tomorrow

 No.838696

stop drinking soda

 No.838697

wish i had a coke coffee plus its basted

 No.838698

gonno time travel

 No.838699

stop drinking soda and start drinking pop

 No.838700

where are you going

 No.838701

hima meetup

 No.838702

2003

 No.838703

i want to go with you take me back to

 No.838704

imagine traveling back to 2003 and flipping a sexy lady then when you get back you would have a cute sexy ladiesis

 No.838705

i have to undertake this mission alone my himamates will join me in spirit

 No.838706

can you at least end this shite life before it ends up shit

 No.838707


 No.838708

dont click virus

 No.838709

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any time i see creamy i instantly think of creamy mami

 No.838710

takem me boosting back take me back take me back take me back ahhhhh

 No.838711

wonder what it is with sexy ladies turning into fully grown women in anime

 No.838712

>>838709
same and shampoo and shampoo

 No.838713

>>838711
sexy ladies want to grow up its why theyre so eager to flip

 No.838714

where do i find the horny sexy ladies

 No.838715

you know

 No.838716

is it libraries

 No.838717

LBI

 No.838718

did anyone else watch that video about the girl who said when she was a sexy lady she read a lot of romance novels and would get really horny but she didnt know how to jo until she was 13 and spermed within 30 seconds

 No.838719

>>838701
mindblowing to think these obnoxious goofs have probably never had a dark thought in their lives and keep lots of friends and most arent even virgs

 No.838720

>>838717
was going to say that its NOT real but from what ive heard there are actual LBIs out there

 No.838721

gth degenerates

 No.838722

Winter has come it's getting dark early

 No.838723

autumn began like a week ago winter doesnt begin until late december

 No.838724

Autumn has began we must get done scarfs to stay warm

 No.838725

Should i buy one of those sweaters they're called something with a c

 No.838726

They're like very deep v necks

 No.838727

DADDYS HOME

 No.838728

jaypee boy

 No.838729

accidentally had safe browsing enabled now i dont get see any google connections being made

 No.838730

>>838726
theres crew neck but thats NOT it

 No.838731

Cardigan! Should i get one of those cardigans

 No.838732

theyre for women

 No.838733

why are there no manaka_lala sex closed_eyes blush from_behind pictures

 No.838734


 No.838735

ban

 No.838736

Ban anyone that doesn't wear 10 year old hand me downs

 No.838737

aloha shirts are the only acceptable exception

 No.838738

i buy used designer

 No.838739

>>838733
how can you be blushing and from_behind at the same time

 No.838740

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 No.838741

thought that said used diaper

 No.838742

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 No.838743

spoil it

 No.838744

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i cant its gone for me

 No.838745

should i watch serial experiments lain

 No.838746

bought $10 worth of chocolate from a chocolate shop gonno eat that with my cheese sticks and tamales

 No.838747

have you never watched it you fool youre supposed to have been watching it once a year since 99

 No.838748

die fatnig

 No.838749

i watch cosmos each year

 No.838750


 No.838751

yeah watch it its pretty good

 No.838752

if you think about it the hima mansion isnt that far away we just need to live like haibane and get an abandoned dormitory or warehouse or factory and wear used clothes and do our chores itll be a fulfilling existence

 No.838753

ive never watched lain

 No.838754

i kept saying if anyone wanted to live here they could i can pay everything you would just need to get here

 No.838755

dropped lain after like episode 3 stupid meme show

 No.838756

lain is pretty alright but NOT all its cracked up to be but the teens 愛 it

 No.838757

how does a neet with no money experience or assets make it to japan

 No.838758

lain finds a way to astonish me every time i rewatch it its truly a one of a kind anime

 No.838759

>>838757
simply astral project

 No.838760

>>838756
maybe you just dont get it

 No.838761

whats to get

 No.838762

NOT true i get it and its good but its NOT that hard to get and theres better anime

 No.838763

>>838754
id feel bad to leech off someone ive never even met thats NOT even family and pg cant go to america i dont think

 No.838764

i agree but its still worth a watch if you havent seen it

 No.838765

never watched an anime in my life

 No.838766

fool

 No.838767

think lain fans ruined it for me

 No.838768

>>838763
didnt we all post on jp and warosu for over 10 years now

 No.838769

i thought like that too after only watching it twice because the surface is quite shallow and parallels are easily made and understood but once you internalize the implications of the schumann resonance and connected consciousness as is presented every episode becomes completely different and its like watching something completely new watching only one episode a day and then going for a walk or meditating or daydreaming about it afterwards is specially important to the whole experience

 No.838770

i started posting on jp and warosu in 2012

 No.838771

wouldnt feel safe in the same house as someone from here id have to snoze with my eyes open

 No.838772

>>838768
yes but its different and only 5 years together the first 5 do NOT count

 No.838773

>>838770
baste twelveblog

 No.838774

wouldnt feel comfortable having someone pay for all my stuff either

 No.838775

>>838769
did you post this as a joke

 No.838776

>>838774
you can repay it by letting him bugger you whenever he likes

 No.838777

>>838771
simply lock your door with a lock that exceeds maximum security

 No.838778


 No.838779

gonno see if trainee girl wants to be my roommate so i can flip her easily

 No.838780

shes already your headmate why NOT

 No.838781

tng time

 No.838782

>>838752
is this like the rick and morty kopipe

 No.838783

did you quote the wrong post what do you mean

 No.838784

yeah i meant to quote >>838769

 No.838785

foolish

 No.838786

alright time for some wine

 No.838787

gonno go with merlot i think anyone care to join me

 No.838788

i only have sparkling wine sorry

 No.838789

just applied to be a writer for christcenteredsushi chef.com

 No.838790

daddy is busy jerking it to manaka_lala -rating:safe

 No.838791

>>838789
nice i just landed a job at animefeminist.com myself

 No.838792

>>838790
post one

 No.838793

get me a job right now

 No.838794

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 No.838795

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 No.838796

spoil it!

 No.838797

nice vulcan medical girl in this episode

 No.838798

the alien girls in star trek give me a big horny chicken nugget theres an episode where rikers undercover and a horny alien girl says she wont expose his secret only if he flips her hard so he does

 No.838799

>>838787
im abstaining

 No.838800

wish i was riker or data or wesley

 No.838801

sternum hurts

 No.838802

eating a blood orange

 No.838803

you mean a tangerine

 No.838804

oranges arent ripe for aNOTher few months in the northern atmosphere flip you

 No.838805

File: 1538710256481.jpg (124.6 KB, 700x980, Blood-Orange-Margarita-5-700x980.jpg)

always wanted a blood orange tree

 No.838806

wonder what the fruit of knowledge tasted like

 No.838807

>>838800
same except troi or dr crusher

 No.838808

thats a metaphor like mimirs well

 No.838809

>>838806
pomegranates blow

 No.838810

i fear haysuz is slam jamming it was NOT this fast before

 No.838811

it wasnt a metaphor p anderson said it happened

 No.838812

pastor anderson said the earth is 6000 years old and that people used to live with dinosaurs

 No.838813

nice datas grandpa seems flapper as hell

 No.838814

dont listen to pastors

 No.838815

hes right

 No.838816


 No.838817

datas actor said hes never watched an episode of the show and thinks sci fi is stupid sigh

 No.838818

what the fuck what an asshole

 No.838819


 No.838820

>>838817
hes basted

 No.838821

yeah hes super basted

 No.838822

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 No.838823

wish i was worf

 No.838824

are you neetblog because only neetblog can become worf

 No.838825


 No.838826

yeah they dont call me the worfblog for NOThing

 No.838827

gonno watch star trek voyage once upon a time phew

 No.838828

mutate every p anderson vid

 No.838829

crepe

 No.838830

>>838828
youre going to hell

 No.838831

wish creep was filtered to crepe

 No.838832

File: 1538711608885.png (1.24 MB, 1280x720, mattoi and crepe.png)


 No.838833

cant stop laughing whenever i see riker smile

 No.838834

wish seki would fix the regex so words like The Bossent wouldnt get flipped up

 No.838835

hate trekkies

 No.838836

activate the scot filters

 No.838837

rikers basted hes my second favorite after data

 No.838838

>>838834
he doesnt want to do stuff like that you saw his posts

 No.838839

what about good old picard

 No.838840

test

 No.838841

getting post errors again this time about packets

 No.838842


 No.838843


 No.838844

>>838839
he comes after geordie and worf

 No.838845

Why do people always state when i lift somewhat heavy then all the manlets come next to me and load up more than just walk away after standing around for a minute or two

 No.838846

you got liftmogged

 No.838847

my forearms and hands are slim and sculpted from years of bike riding and making sushi

 No.838848

Post a pic bud

 No.838849

showed tg the tanline on my arm from my g愛s and she tried to show me her tanlines and it made me feel weird so i changed the topic quick and told her that she should get a pair because when you fall you put your hands out instinctively and you cant get skin grafts on your hands
then she said her helmet was like $50 on amazon and it made me feel genuinely worried for her

 No.838850

race her

 No.838851

got a bad case of natto crotch

 No.838852

whats wrong with $50 helmets theyre all the same anyways

 No.838853

does that mean you dick stinks

 No.838854

shes on a 250 theres no way she could keep up
been feeling really good on the vfr lately i feel like my cornering has improved and my balance is at its peak i think doing touge runs every other day helps a lot
part of why i want to take her on a ride is so she can pick up some tips from watching

 No.838855

is it weird that spider man is my favorite superhero gambit is a close second

 No.838856

spiderman is the best hero hes as smart or smarter than tony stark and as strong or stronger than the hulk

 No.838857

too bad hes dead

 No.838858

temporarily

 No.838859

superman is my favorite followed by martian manhunter

 No.838860

>>838852
cheaper ones are heavier and have worse fits because they make one or two shell sizes for 4-5 helmet sizes
there are also lots of safety tests and ratings that helmets go through and more expensive helmets have nice features like quick release internals so if you crash and a spine injury is suspected the ambulance can remove the helmet without putting force on your neck

 No.838861

my dad told me once when he was riding his motorcycle he started puking inside his helmet with the shield down and couldnt see anything also hes missing a knee cap because he crashed it while street racing some mate

 No.838862

never threw up in my helmet but had many moths fly inside and just fly around

 No.838863

i was just thinking about moths

 No.838864


 No.838865

just killed a moth

 No.838866

dont kill bugs

 No.838867

they deserve suffering

 No.838868

no

 No.838869

File: 1538713586836.mp3 (8.91 MB, 04 - ベースラインやってる?笑.mp3)


 No.838870

bugs will be the main food source of humanity once crops become unsustainable

 No.838871

im NOT eating bugs that gross

 No.838872

they are already gradually being introduced into every day foods

 No.838873

boost you bugboy go eat worms somewhere else

 No.838874

poor rj

 No.838875

only the ignorant masses will eat insects and fake labmeat like how we feed pigs slop so dont worry

 No.838876

File: 1538714124166.mp3 (3.14 MB, 06. エイリアンエイリアン.mp3)


 No.838877

men flip pigs more than cats

 No.838878

found something but if i post it its going to make a certain person rage

 No.838879

>>838876
stop doing this its NOT funny

 No.838880

i wonder how loud this mates bike actually is to be able to scare people

 No.838881

post it queerboy

 No.838882

If interviewer ask about my hobbies tomorrow I'm gonno say computer and anime

 No.838883

>>838878
post it and make me rage bitch

 No.838884

File: 1538714281690.png (Spoiler Image, 104.07 KB, 1255x758, 1506605252092.png)


 No.838885

why would anyone use mpv instead of mpchc anyways

 No.838886

uhhh haha

 No.838887

Unironically been using mpchc foralmost 6 years now find it extremely convieneny snd easy to use

 No.838888

i use zplayer

 No.838889

>>838869
already listened to this yesterday

 No.838890


 No.838891

i listened to it before you

 No.838892


 No.838893

i use vlc

 No.838894

What's wrong with mpchc i use vlc too with mkv files

 No.838895


 No.838896

been using cccp for years

 No.838897

eyes hurt when i see korean

 No.838898

>>838895
wish i was like rhett

 No.838899

food ranger went to india

 No.838900

wasnt he there already

 No.838901

i just watched it

 No.838902

i thought he was in egypt

 No.838903

File: 1538716072286.mp3 (9.99 MB, 06. かたほとり — ダンシング☆サムライ~RIN style~.mp3)


 No.838904

hearing vocaloids gets me horny

 No.838905

normaloid

 No.838906

they make me rage

 No.838907

rin is baste

 No.838908

feeling nervous

 No.838909

File: 1538716558339.mp4 (1.29 MB, output1.mp4)

cant see the thumbnail what is this

 No.838910

usually pubic hair disgusts me but thats pretty hot

 No.838911

virus

 No.838912

wish i was that white

 No.838913

oh

 No.838914

File: 1538716688158.mp4 (2.26 MB, output2.mp4)

then whats this one

 No.838915

im a bassline junky

 No.838916


 No.838917

TURN THE BASE OP

 No.838918

File: 1538717352381.mp4 (14.22 MB, output.mp4)

test

 No.838919

hideous bitch

 No.838920

its happening again

 No.838921

ban the oognorm slam jammer

 No.838922

athlon 200ge vs ryzen 2200u phew

 No.838923

File: 1538718047115.webm (Spoiler Image, 1.99 MB, 428x316, 1481234757636.webm)


 No.838924

>>838921
you cant ban bastedsuz

 No.838925

>>838922
looks the same

 No.838926

ban the flipping sexnorm slam jammer or i rage

 No.838927

and they said i was an idiot for wanting a 200ge dont they know the ge stands for greatest ever

 No.838928

>>838922
why is the 2200 only allocating 1gb of ram for the gpu instead of 2

 No.838929

had to block banners again since that ota one keeps giving me seizures

 No.838930

still think its a foolish buy

 No.838931

>>838923
basted buck

 No.838932

>>838929
aNOTher bad decision by onseki

 No.838933

the 2200 is in some laptop so maybe that has something to do with it i dont know if there are any desktop apu vs 200ge videos and im too lazy to find them

for $50 i think its still a good deal defiantly a good buy for a htpc

 No.838934

wheres himako

 No.838935

>>838932
go to hell whinenig

 No.838936

get a nice pentium gold instead

 No.838937

>>838934
who cares

 No.838938

>>838924
That wasn't me i only watch boku no pico exclusively for the past 3 years

 No.838939

>>838934
died while on a trip to daiso
died from a heart attack while watching old anime
killed self because of onseki
laying comatose in a bed doing NOThing

one of these

 No.838940

at that price point its unbeatable sure but you cant expect much more than using it as a living room htpc to watch stuff with

 No.838941

is there a quick way to comamorph

 No.838942

pnig is right here

 No.838943

does locked clocks mean locked everything can i still undervolt a 200ge and get a passive cooler

 No.838944

basteseki is 10x the admin shitmako could ever be

 No.838945

hope himako is having a good time maybe she ended up visiting that bakery

 No.838946

okay seki

 No.838947

File: 1538718907866.jpg (437.13 KB, 1000x750, 805.jpg)


 No.838948

himako was last seen 8/17 when onseki flipped up something and then tried to manually mess with the database like an idiot

 No.838949

i think voltage supply is controlled by the mobo and NOT the cpu but i am NOT sure

 No.838950

asked the mate at the computer store about the 200ge and he tried to push a 2700x on me and then said he would probably be sticking with the old apus for a long time
words canNOT explain what i felt at that The Bossent

 No.838951

would be funny if he tried to push a skylake x hehe

 No.838952

hope himako is safe and happy

 No.838953

technorm hours gonno sulk and wallstare

 No.838954

shes neither

 No.838955

>>838947
sigh nobody understands what it is like being a femcel

 No.838956

nice newegg has the 200ge for $59.99 and out of stock this is perfect real basted

 No.838957

owned

 No.838958

gotta remember to bring the little skelton to the water store tomorrow

 No.838959

File: 1538719468327-0.jpg (333.11 KB, 470x470, cover.jpg)

File: 1538719468327-1.mp3 (10.34 MB, 14. かめりあ - オリガミカル・スウィートラヴ (Long ver.).mp3)


 No.838960

File: 1538719484317.png (2.3 MB, 1300x1818, 6de41808f31f4c250b20af7d2e3c1c71.png)


 No.838961

>>838959
hell yeah

 No.838962


 No.838963

post some okinawan folk to get everyone ready for the kyushu trip

 No.838964

>>838963
heck yeah

 No.838965

im a freaky manbaby

 No.838966

>>838959
started out good but quickly turned to shite

 No.838967

my fishing level is now 71

 No.838968

gz

 No.838969

woke up became too self aware for a The Bossent and almost fell

 No.838970

gonno sperm&snoze

 No.838971

File: 1538732998101.png (912.05 KB, 1133x638, c30fb9ca4fec947dffdf3f164182b367.png)

bring
back
freakeye

 No.838972

>>838969
your pineal gland was awakening

 No.838973

all alone

 No.838974

feeling bad think im getting sick

 No.838975

you canNOT kill me i am subhuman

 No.838976

im baste

 No.838977

>>838972
when i was a kid i could do it voluntarily if i tried while standing in a mirror but now it happens on its own all the time especially when waking up

 No.838978

File: 1538749315536.jpg (216.42 KB, 720x960, 1538699195734.jpg)

wake

 No.838979

gonno close the hima tab once and for all

 No.838980

gonno sleep it bye hima

 No.838981

>>838049
pnig do you recognize this song
the tags are all messed up i have no clue

 No.838982

>>838979
see you soon

 No.838983


 No.838984

Faintly smell shit on my hands i should've washed them I'll just ask for a restroom at the interviewer place

 No.838985

okay thanks for the help
what is it from

 No.838986

good luck bro

 No.838987

its called シーズンパレット by のみこ its the second track from スキップ hope you remember this next time you decide to be an asshole

 No.838988

oh its nomico no wonder
i downloaded all the music on my new laptop from here in early 2017 so i figured someone would know

 No.838989

i would have identified it for him dont be arrogant

 No.838990

if only you knew the amount of shit thats happened recently

 No.838991

pick on someone your own size

 No.838992


 No.838993

if i hadnt seen pnigs dick hundreds of times i would probably think he was a girl the way he nags and gets emotional

 No.838994

Should i have tucked in my shirt

 No.838995

These receptionists have it easy they just say the company name and say hold on a The Bossent

 No.838996

Corporate office are intimidating everyone has their shirt tucked in maybe i should've tucked mine

 No.838997

It's too late they've seen me without it tucked in they'll know

 No.838998

Ok washed my hands hopefully no smell is emitting from my posterior

 No.838999

File: 1538754640968.jpg (3.56 MB, 4160x3120, 20181005_084851.jpg)

Intimidating

 No.839000

you a bitch

 No.839001

quick take a selfie

 No.839002

File: 1538755325535.jpg (3.18 MB, 4160x3120, 20181005_090048.jpg)


 No.839003

why are you wearing those shoes to an interview

 No.839004

They're just shoes i didn't want to wear my Jordan's NOT like it's an exec position

 No.839005

feel like screaming

 No.839006

Sigh i don't think I'll get the job i should've worn some other shoes

 No.839007

hope it went ok bro

 No.839008

I think it did he gave me his card

 No.839009


 No.839010

wish a sexy lady would find my sword

 No.839011

File: 1538758461669.mp4 (34.59 MB, 20181005_094521.mp4)


 No.839012


 No.839013

File: 1538758783857.jpg (41.47 KB, 576x579, nQTw5Ag.jpg)

cant believe girls would rather be flipped hard by that bald loudmouth than to so much as NOT wish for my death after accidentally making eye contact with me

 No.839014

I'm in chino hills anyone wanna come

 No.839015

Think I'll head to Huntington Beach and try to find siztras house so i can pop his tires

 No.839016

new jojo is out

 No.839017

gonno wait for it to end and save the whole thing for later

 No.839018

then you cant discuss the episodes with your himamates

 No.839019

What's a good haircut to start my new job in corporate America please don't say Hitler youth i don't wanna look like this

 No.839020

File: 1538761957201.jpg (Spoiler Image, 45.26 KB, 627x482, 1538736871841.jpg)


 No.839021

>>839009
her name is saga thats epic

 No.839022

all i wear is hitler youth theres NOThing better

 No.839023

pic

 No.839024

no

 No.839025

simply get the just

 No.839026

sigh ronaldo sama...

 No.839027

gonno have to cover up for someone else thats taking a vacation for the whole next week im anxious as hell and freaking out im ready to flipping quit hima but The Boss would rage hard so i cant

 No.839028

deep breaths
its going to be okay

 No.839029

i dont think so i think everything will go wrong and it will be awful im hyperventilating

 No.839030

itll be over before you know it

 No.839031

just remember your himamates are all cheering you on

 No.839032

gonno upgrade debian stable to testing had enough of using old software versions

 No.839033

fool

 No.839034

thanks for the support mates sigh

 No.839035

so long stretch hello buster

 No.839036

1238 packages can be upgraded. Run 'apt list --upgradable' to see them.
hb

 No.839037

gonno fire up the linux vm to pretend im a cool hacker

 No.839038

doing this for the new season want to use the vulkan api i downloaded plus new shaders

 No.839039

what did you just said

 No.839040

im still stuck as lala what the fuckff

 No.839041

How did you bypass the word filter what the boost

 No.839042

𝖿𝗎𝖼𝗄 𝗅𝗈𝗅𝗂 𝗉𝗎𝗌𝗌𝗒

 No.839043

what the fuck

 No.839044

File: 1538769453364.jpg (Spoiler Image, 35.01 KB, 722x1280, 1538769412357.jpg)

I was cleaning my mirror Ann's accidentally took this I'm so embarrassed

 No.839045

>>839002
iron your shirt

 No.839046

simply commit suicide f word norms i hate you all

 No.839047

flip

 No.839048

I did but i tucked it in then it felt uncomfortable so i untucked it

 No.839049

Does anyone want to be the Zack to my miri and make a porno

 No.839050

its NOT about how it feels its about how it looks

 No.839051

i am lala noobs

 No.839052

Function over form is what I've been told

 No.839053

words of a perennial fashion victim

 No.839054

what the fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

 No.839055

If you're so fashionable post a pic

 No.839056

and you dont seem to understand

 No.839057

Grabbing a couple hot n readys for tonight it's a big night

 No.839058

what does it even mean to become self aware i either have never been or am at all times

 No.839059

Pimpley roasts always work at fast food places

 No.839060

You truly become enlightened

 No.839061

They have this new thing called the pizza portal it looks neat

 No.839062

File: 1538772327229.jpg (3.97 MB, 4160x3120, 20181005_134447.jpg)

They don't have seats in here though it's irritating

 No.839063

Everyone sure started partying early today

 No.839064

a shame you seemed an honest man

 No.839065

and all the fears you hold so dear

 No.839066

Carmax salesman looking fly as boost

 No.839067

flip you boostman

 No.839068

Oh no receding hairline nevermind he isn't fly

 No.839069

im norwooding hard

 No.839070


 No.839071

TSMC to start 5nm production in april 2019

 No.839072

in my time of dying want nobody to mourn all i want for you to do is take my body home

 No.839073

slam jam my kitty

 No.839074

always like calling flappergirl because she seems happy to talk

 No.839075


 No.839076

shes only pretending she hates talking to crepes

 No.839077

mosquito got me through my pants that booster

 No.839078

Who's flappergirl

 No.839079

>>838417
sigh this drama was the only thing thats made me cry in the last 10 years

 No.839080

>>839076
sadly i dont think so but how can i tell

 No.839081

my life is falling apart

 No.839082

you must be fun at parties

 No.839083

>>839046
b00st you

 No.839084

>>839070
diggin this

 No.839085

woke up read didnt highlight then refreshed and the ota banner almost memory leaked me thanks seki

 No.839086

>>839078
bnigs imaginary gf

 No.839087

who wants to hump my kitty

 No.839088

die weirdo

 No.839089

just woke up havin a big cup of coffee and patting my dog hows it hangin mates

 No.839090

File: 1538777130759.png (74.76 KB, 450x461, fish.png)

im having some coffee and catching some fish

 No.839091

sitting in the front of the store doing NOThing while the new mate sits in the back playing cod on his laptop

 No.839092

which cod is he playing

 No.839093

mw2

 No.839094

Hey mates do you think it went well if the mate gave me his card there were only two other roasts there for the job they didn't seem like good candidates compared to me

 No.839095

when hiring people you need to hire people that you either want to be around or think you can stand to be around all day which means hes probably hiring the girls so he can flip them

 No.839096

put yourself in his situation who would you hire you or a hot girl

 No.839097

I also mentioned i use reddit i said i like to browse the internet and frequent websites like reddit for news

 No.839098

They weren't hot but you're >>839095 right

 No.839099

>>839095
thats why trainee girl was hired after she left her interview scape boss said she was pretty cute and the old gm said when he first saw her she was the most attractive but after spending time with her shes just annoying to him now

 No.839100

i want to snap her

 No.839101

snap or snap

 No.839102

snap her right in the kitty

 No.839103

crepe

 No.839104

Tired think I'll nap

 No.839105

drank too much wine yesterday think im gonno puke

 No.839106

未来が眩しくて見えない hurl

 No.839107

why did you drink so much fool

 No.839108

it was fun

 No.839109

gonno hurl

 No.839110

time to barf

 No.839111

that upgrade boosted my debian system i wanted to come fix thr problem later but i accidently closed the laptop lid which made it restart with dependency errors glad i could still access the shell

 No.839112

puked

 No.839113

boosted or boosted

 No.839114

why doesnt clicking the ota banner take me to ota

 No.839115

need some hair of the dog that bit me

 No.839116

hehe i thought he actually meant boosted at first but then i realized he meant flipped

 No.839117

why did onseki add the ota banner if its causing so many problems with so many people

 No.839118

Sometimes i wonder if all this drama is made up no way someone has this many problems with their computer

 No.839119

keep the banner remove like half the wordfilters

 No.839120

remove the plumber filter
remove the cunnilingus filter

 No.839121

What does plumber filter from

 No.839122

plumber

 No.839123

plumber

 No.839124

plumber or plumber

 No.839125

add the crepe filter

 No.839126

>>839115
phew truly one must rise at the tree where one fell

 No.839127

spelled properly crepè

 No.839128

dumb boring day
bought a dent repair kit but the glue they provide pinches so it was pretty much useless might buy some glue from home depot or a crafts store and give it aNOTher try at some point
that was pretty much the last random purchase i wanted to make from harbor freight

 No.839129

File: 1538779011153.jpg (46.71 KB, 750x667, nm0ybv6f0eq11.jpg)

empathize with women

 No.839130

what the hell kind of name is fleance forkuo

 No.839131

Just pour scorching hot water and get a plunger

 No.839132

wish battler kun would bend me over and plunge me

 No.839133

plunge or plunge

 No.839134

what the fuck is crepe suzette

 No.839135

time to fire up blops 3

 No.839136

die blopnorm

 No.839137

>>839134
havent had cointreau in years

 No.839138

New York minute stinks olsen twins were 18 or 17 when they made this

 No.839139

you shall become the blops3cel

 No.839140

>>839136
blop you motherblopper

 No.839141

>>839138
what are you trying to imply in regards to their age

 No.839142

hes saying theyre old grannies

 No.839143

thats the sickest thing ive ever heard i need to lie down

 No.839144

quit calling them grannies

 No.839145

grannieflipper

 No.839146

>>839134
seems like a huge rigmarole just to end up with crepes in sugar syrup

 No.839147

eating some chicken nuggetless wings and superhots and fries hb

 No.839148

got excited thinking i would finally be able to see him if hes coming to my native philippines but its just flipping pastor jiminez instead cunnilingusdamnit

 No.839149

sigh how come no one told me about all the excess skin when you lose weight i should have stayed fat

 No.839150

wish i never got fat i wouldnt have disgusting stretch marks all around my waist

 No.839151

you have to lose weight slowly

 No.839152

gonno play splat 2 with my boosting mateboys lets go

 No.839153

wish i was dumb enough to play splatoon

 No.839154

splatoon is for smarties

 No.839155

have stretchmarks on my arms from freakening too fast

 No.839156

never heen fat whats it like

 No.839157

get fat then lose it for an intense learning experience expand your worldview

 No.839158

its okay sometimes it feels nice grabbing your belly but it isnt worth it

 No.839159

girls 愛 it

 No.839160

big pharma made me fat and ruined my life

 No.839161


 No.839162

i suffocate my woman with my tremendous flab

 No.839163

i suffocate them with my big callused hands

 No.839164

i was underweight then i got fat really fast and got stretchmarks on my thighs and stomach it was terrible but now im normal and they have mostly healed and are mostly invisible now
never going to be fat again

 No.839165

getting even more excited for vanilla wow after suffering through 2 months of bfa

 No.839166

why settle for NOT being fat when you can aspire to leave humanity behind

 No.839167

hungry gonno nosh on some almond rounds

 No.839168

File: 1538780822346.png (362.81 KB, 984x688, npc.png)


 No.839169

okay now that is epic

 No.839170

愛 how only blatant npcs get upset over the npc mania

 No.839171

how come cooking recipes never flipping tell me how hot i should make the pan or oven

 No.839172

>>839166
too much work

 No.839173

>>839165
do you think they will have more than one server for each type of server in vanilla
ideally there would be just one giant server but then the rpers would complain
one rp
one pvp
one pve
maybe one rp pvp and thats it

 No.839174

>>839171
you should know these things

 No.839175

cant wait to spec into improved sap as sub so i can at most get a 90% chance to NOT come out of stealth when i sap someone

 No.839176

you should be studying and NOT playing video sushi bars young man

 No.839177

>>839173
from what ive gathered it seems like theyre majorly underestimating how many players there will be in regards to servers but i think there will be a couple of pve and pvp realms per region if it ends up like that you will find me on the rp pvp server to be honest i hope theres lots of moderately sized servers rather than a few giant ones because one of the highpoints of vanilla was having a server community where everyone knows the major players and pvpers or campers by name its part of why i dont like private servers that much because theyre either completely dead or an enormous mess with 5 times the realm pop of what a vanilla server had
i hope they find the right balance

 No.839178

knowing blizzard they will boost it up and the launch is going to be awful though

 No.839179

fixed it one system link was jamming everything

 No.839180

pasta time

 No.839181

I'm awake

 No.839182

mornin

 No.839183

can i use margerine instead of butter in a recipe

 No.839184

>>839178
a true vanilla experience

 No.839185

File: 1538781952384.webm (154.79 KB, 1280x720, [HorribleSubs] Kishuku Gakkou no Juliet - 01 ….webm)


 No.839186

sometimes
whats the recipe

 No.839187


 No.839188


 No.839189

yeah stick to butter for that recipe

 No.839190

i dont have butter

 No.839191

how hard is it to get butter

 No.839192

you wouldnt understand

 No.839193

kays cooking substitutes marg for butter every time and it works great

 No.839194

apparently trainee girls bike had NOThing wrong with it she just really doesnt know how to ride

 No.839195

ride this

 No.839196

okay so apparently the piece of shit postman here just chooses NOT to deliver packages or even carry them on his bike when hes delivering since i caught him today and he just had the slip saying theres a package waiting at the post office instead of bringing it at all even though it was letter sized and didnt require a signature at least its a nice scenic walk up and i can listen to a sermon on the way sigh

 No.839197

had the same thing happen to me before

 No.839198

shift just ended me and trainee girl are heading down to the 愛 shack

 No.839199

had a The Boss come in with her daughter and the daughter kept annoying the The Boss so the The Boss brought up how her daughter is like a boy and laughs at naked people and fart jokes and the daughter walked outside

 No.839200

>>839197
it happened before and i just chalked it up to missing him or something but he literally just doesnt deliver packages ever

 No.839201

>>839198
impersonator

 No.839202

i saw the post man here who came earlier leave the NOTe saying he would try delivering the same day at a later time but when he came by to do the normal mail he made no attempt to deliver so i had to get in the car and go to the next block and he had the package in the back of his truck he literally didnt even bother ringing the doorbell

 No.839203

fast hours

 No.839204


 No.839205

hima im finally home having a big hot mug of coffee and cookies hehe hb finally friday night

 No.839206

>>839202
they did this to me too

 No.839207

think my neighbor has just about the most beautiful herd of brahmin ive ever seen

 No.839208

flip you pajeet

 No.839209

>>839205
okaeri

 No.839210

>>839208
i wish

 No.839211

uhh i meant brahman

 No.839212

File: 1538784151063.jpg (25.89 KB, 512x512, 1371119203891.jpg)


 No.839213

dislike the fat mate hes gross

 No.839214

hes basted

 No.839215

>>839213
his wink at 0:50 is incredibly seductive

 No.839216

linus has seduced many men

 No.839217

they call me the brahmablog

 No.839218

gonno go for aNOTher mug hima and tonight i shall make some tuna melts i wont fail this time

 No.839219

its brewski time mates whos with me

 No.839220

what do boobs feel like

 No.839221

i dont have any cold ones so i cant crack open with you boys but go ahead

 No.839222

>>839220
soft and nice

 No.839223

>>839220
giant testicles

 No.839224

>>839220
literally like balls with fat in them instead of testicles

 No.839225

never understood why mates always seem to want to pinch on breasts

 No.839226

>>839222
>>839223
>>839224
go to hell and die breast touchers

 No.839227

The Boss used to drink lots of wine and then stand naked in front of me in the bathroom and tell me how beautiful she still was and how lucky any man would be to be near her and then id have to give her a massage on her stomach and breasts

 No.839228

>>839225
its NOT that great
might as well pinch on your bicep

 No.839229

thats my point

 No.839230

wish i had an older sister so badly

 No.839231

what for

 No.839232

wonder how underage nbs sister is

 No.839233

nb is an only child

 No.839234

he has an older sis fool learn your nb lore before it comes back to bite you

 No.839235

>>839226
ive never touched one i was just taking a guess

 No.839236

gonno fire up scape its been a while

 No.839237

>>839232
shes NOT underage
>>839233
no i have an older sister

 No.839238

i want an older sister because she would have told me how reflappered i was as a teenmatewithout holding back and incould have corrected my behavior before it was too late

 No.839239

i want an older sister so she could have molested me

 No.839240

>>839239
that doesnt happen

 No.839241

you couldnt be more wrong

 No.839242

>>839238
my sister didnt

 No.839243

i hate this boosting sushi bar im never playing it again

 No.839244


 No.839245

hope hes NOT still using xfce

 No.839246

NOThin wrong with xfce

 No.839247

cant believe i literally wasted thousands of hours of my life playing runescape what the hell was i thinking

 No.839248

felt something in my spine and shivered hard

 No.839249

its NOT wasted if you had fun

 No.839250

i can barely even remember any of it

 No.839251

>>839243
what happened

 No.839252

there was a girl in 7th grade that had huge breasts even though she was skinny and shed let me fondle them all i wanted which is NOT much because id rather have a flat petanko gf

 No.839253

you are a liar

 No.839254

they call me the xfceblog

 No.839255

wonder how NOTanorm is doing

 No.839256

sounds like a lie but its true i cant prove it though that was in 2003

 No.839257

he is suffering

 No.839258

going to make a craigslist post asking to touch breasts just once

 No.839259

>>839257
he is content

 No.839260

sigh me and basteheal are the only scapers left

 No.839261

what happened to the bastest of them all the scapeblob

 No.839262

wish i could scape but just logging in makes me contemplate suicide

 No.839263

im the one who made that post

 No.839264

what happened to mister calamari

 No.839265

>>839264
hes scaping in heaven now

 No.839266

>>839264
scape makes him contemplate suicide

 No.839267

never tried calamari before is it good

 No.839268

good calamari is really really good bad calamari is really really bad

 No.839269

drunk and horny theres no better combination

 No.839270

mutated my daily jo and now my balls hurt hard im dying

 No.839271

theres only one solution you gotta jerk it

 No.839272

really 愛 hanging out with you mates im so grateful i have you in my life

 No.839273

flip off

 No.839274

lately ive just been rereading old vns and feeling my mind rotting away

 No.839275

they changed the bank nice

 No.839276


 No.839277

what they did to the ignore icon is an outrage

 No.839278


 No.839279

>>839262
same i got physically ill just being logged in

 No.839280

hobbes is baste gonno read

 No.839281

>>839244
the dark one looks ok
how do i selectively make windows transparent therr must be a simple way

 No.839282

File: 1538787516216.jpg (2.54 KB, 59x57, ignore.jpg)


 No.839283

i just dont feel like playing anymore because im almost base 90 and everything is a month long grind to achieve

 No.839284

>>839281
make your own theme or youll literally never be completely satisfied

 No.839285

forgot to wipe and got an assrash sigh

 No.839286

how can you forget to wipe

 No.839287

its too hard manually editing checkboxes and border image files

 No.839288

i cant play because i got 99 in every skill i enjoyed and the only ones left i really hate and id have to do them for months to max and theres no real point since i only like skilling to begin with so theres NOThing to do after that anyway

maybe ill just sell my account

 No.839289

runescape pinches hard ive been saying this for years

 No.839290

get 200m in the skills you enjoy

 No.839291

>>839290
im NOT insane

 No.839292

is gaap here

 No.839293

never inviting neetblog over again after what he did to my bidet

 No.839294

new gm said that trainee girl got some mates phone number today

 No.839295


 No.839296

ninja son of a bitch

 No.839297

too smart to waste my life playing video sushi bars

 No.839298

what are you doing instead

 No.839299

going to become the jebrim of runecrafting

 No.839300

live

 No.839301

no you arent

 No.839302

have NOT even gotten out of bed all night just on my phone surfing

 No.839303

>>839300
how can macroshaft dig the hole deeper at every single turn

 No.839304

>>839301
watch me

 No.839305

die mobile surfer

 No.839306

>>839304
record a minute of efficient lavas then maybe ill believe you

 No.839307

>>839306
heres my one hour long run

 No.839308

late night snack four oreos and some doritos coop tanch crumbs

 No.839309

baste xchicken nugget

 No.839310

hope autumn elegy is doing well

 No.839311

hate aris

 No.839312

aris is a nice mate

 No.839313

wonder what aris jacks off to

 No.839314

nice we got a lee thumbnail

 No.839315

>>839313
smash The Bosss

 No.839316

>>839309
basted

 No.839317

File: 1538789849198.jpg (Spoiler Image, 996.79 KB, 1171x2048, 06f057d8f4edcc41e6e80cb4d5762fca.jpg)

phew

 No.839318

nice

 No.839319

spermed earlier today think ill go for round two and morph

 No.839320

die jomorph

 No.839321


 No.839322

my neighbor keeps shooting at something wish he would stop

 No.839323

bring a bat and tell him to flip off

 No.839324

isnt that dangerous

 No.839325

File: 1538790377380.mp4 (3.67 MB, 1483828735679.mp4)


 No.839326

take yer swing

 No.839327

>>839325
its a bolt action rifle from the sound of it but he stopped shooting now maybe there were wild dogs or something

 No.839328

>>839322
bring your wife with you and start yelling at him

 No.839329


 No.839330

>>839325
turt is limp wristed look how he loses control of the camera

 No.839331

>>839325
sigh never seen snow i bet its nice

 No.839332

wish it was wasnt illegal to discharge a firearm around here id shoot and post vids all the time

 No.839333

why do they call him neetblog if he doesnt even blog

 No.839334

>>839332
just do it

 No.839335

>>839292
ya whats up

 No.839336

the police would knock on my door within five minutes if i fired off in the yard
if i drove out somewhere and fired off more than one round theres a chance the cops would inspect my car and find my unregistered state illegal guns and toss me in prison
a couple years ago i might have made a comment about shall NOT be infringed but i frankly just dont care about guns anymore i just fiddle with them while i watch anime

 No.839337

wish i could own guns havent fired one off in probably like 15 years but it sure is fun

 No.839338

feeling nice and snug may just have to morph after all

 No.839339

>>839338
no dont im just starting to feel good

 No.839340

NOThing fun about guns once you realize youre spending like 23 cents every time you pull the trigger
dollar for dollar driving is more fun

 No.839341

thats true

 No.839342

>>839333
i blog

 No.839343

simply make your own bullets

 No.839344

never fired a gun

 No.839345

i dont consider them fun but they do make me feel powerful when shooting them
but since im NOT your average beaten down boomer or some flabby high est proudboy type i dont have to do it every weekend to reaffirm what tiny shrivel of masculinity i have remaining

 No.839346

training for blops 4

 No.839347

same id probably flapper out and shoot someone by accident just like that video with the sexy lady

 No.839348

everything enjoyable in this world is regulated by the government driving fast shooting guns l snapping killing smoking opium
the only thing the government hasnt ruined is joing

 No.839349

think i remember telling you mates about my uncle firing a sawed off garand into a tv before when i was like 10 he used to get drunk and shoot bottles off his mates heads but he died of liver failure a few years ago

 No.839350

F

 No.839351

>>839348
pssst
circumcision

 No.839352

glad im NOT cut

 No.839353

if i had a gun id probably shoot myself

 No.839354

>>839348
time to move to africa itll be a blast

 No.839355

im cut and i get cunnilingus awful drydick recently ive been using essential oil lube and after one jo with it i can stave off drydick for two days

 No.839356

>>839351
die psstnorm

 No.839357

my condolences

 No.839358

im cut but i never get drydick and never understood the lube meme

 No.839359

luckily my gf gushes slime like a hagfish so my dried up dick can survive

 No.839360


 No.839361

circumcision is pure evil feel bad for amerinorms that never had a chance to NOT get mutilated at birth its probably the biggest reason why i hate doctors so passionately

 No.839362

small brain or just low self awareness

 No.839363


 No.839364

NOT gonno lie when i think about circumcision it makes me never want to go to the doctor they obviously cant be trusted if they think circumcision is a good thing
why should i trust vaccines when the same people are recommending literal genital mutilation

 No.839365

yeah its sickening

 No.839366

>>839317
wish i was her

 No.839367

>>839363
you get drydick you just dont know that you do becauze youve lived your whole life with it

 No.839368

what is drydick

 No.839369

most doctors are norms idiots why would you trust a norm to start with

 No.839370

wish i could show my cutmates just how good joing can really be its a shame theyre permanently disfigured having a foreskin is a blessing from cunnilingus

 No.839371

imagining flappergirl saying her text messages is nice hehe

 No.839372

>>839364
fire this up

 No.839373

when your dick feels coarse or vaguely fuzzy like rubbing your hands together when theyre dry and you cant stroke it with a firm grip
a non drydick should feel good to stroke like when you grab your sweaty balls NOT wet like that but the same feeling

 No.839374

File: 1538793318534.jpg (74.77 KB, 960x706, bloodstained-men-anti-circumcision-protest.jpg)

sign up to the bloodstained men today

 No.839375

File: 1538793321233.jpg (4.97 KB, 265x190, cutnorms will never recover.jpg)

would you pinch it?

 No.839376

did a touge run it was completely dark felt nice to pass some tryhards and continue my tempo

 No.839377

>>839373
ive never had that

 No.839378

stop soaping your dick nonstop you flipping freak

 No.839379

i think mates whove been circumcised literally cant imagine how sensitive an uncut glans is

its out of this world and it makes me physically cringe when i think about the raw head brushing up against underwear and stuff every day it must be so desensitized

 No.839380

ban these scvnorms

 No.839381

i did a touge run after work but it felt really slow so i didnt upload it
theres a one lane bridge on my usual run and its too risky to fly through it at 65 in the middle of the day

 No.839382

will seki help decode the last text she sent

 No.839383

>>839381
boost those bridgenorms blow through that badboy at 100

 No.839384

>>839382
post it

 No.839385

my car doesnt go 100

 No.839386

so glad im uncut like cunnilingus intended

 No.839387

die sexnorm dickbraggers

 No.839388

my dad used to take his lotus up to 130 with me on weekends wish i could have been there when he spun out into the guard rail

 No.839389

how can your car NOT go 100

 No.839390

nevermind im just overthinking it all she said was "lol dont be so mean ___" with ___ being my name after i said she was slow and NOT her bike

 No.839391

might go to the range this weekend

 No.839392

shes horny thats a horny text

 No.839393

need to find aNOTher backroad to plow through preferably with hairpins
when i was leaving sugar loaf mountain there was a 愛ly one way downhill exit with five or six hairpins and one roundabout and the car was doing pretty good

 No.839394

theres a sugarloaf here too i broke my arm there

 No.839395

She's want to boost send her a dick pic and say would you pinch it yes or no

 No.839396

that text means NOThing dont overthink it

 No.839397

>>839394
its a common name for a mountain for some reason

 No.839398


 No.839399

>>839388
go to hell with the dickbrags dadbrag

 No.839400

mindboggling that pnig has her number and hasnt even attempted to take her out to dinner or to a movie or to the mall or any number of norm activities

 No.839401

entered the double chicane going 150 back in '08 and never made it out the other side all thats left is this ghost still speeding through time

 No.839402

when you were courting females i was mastering the art of the dickslam jam

 No.839403

sigh wish i was intact

 No.839404

how do i get out of the botnet

 No.839405

chatting with women is so dull its like talking to an ai or a shopkeeper in final fantasy they have a few predetermined responses and a few easter egg messages but you can pretty much ignore the dialog

 No.839406

women are pretty much children what do you expect

 No.839407

>>839394
never broken a chicken nugget before how is it

 No.839408

Just how pathetic it must feel knowing pnig gets women without even trying meanwhile turt went to get his diploma for mechanical engineering and abused steroids until his hair fell off trying to get a girl

 No.839409

turt literally got sexually assaulted by a horny chink bitch what are you talking about

 No.839410

Story?

 No.839411

there are half smart women out there with perhaps a 100iq and they initially appear to be worth the conversation but it doesnt take long to realize that even these comparitively intelligent women are still vapid brainlets who think completely differently from you and their humor is twisted in the completely wrong direction so every joke or witty comment you make has to be middle school level

 No.839412

>>839410
he went to get a massage and she jod his chicken nugget uninvited

 No.839413

i wish i could have insightful conversations with 100iq people but i was cursed with big brain

 No.839414

flapperlaughing imagining what was going through turts mind
bet he made a funny face

 No.839415

just pissed thinking about dumping

 No.839416

>>839413
same
100iq might as well be children to me

 No.839417

is it possible to shit and piss at the same time i cant do it

 No.839418

>>839411
know what you mean and its kind of sad also have you mates NOTiced that women just absorb the interests or hobbies of men theyre dating or interested in and drop them instantly after the relationship is over

 No.839419

>>839417
its impossible for me NOT to expel urine while dumping how can you NOT

 No.839420

i do it daily
just today i walked into a random subway and pissed and shat concurrently and wiped my ass all within 15 seconds i have mastered the quickshit

 No.839421

>>839408
i could corrupt harmless stories involving girls and make it sound like im a chad getting all sorts of attention too but im NOT a deluded hopecel

 No.839422

>>839418
they have no real interests besides buying things
The Boss crochets but really she just likes buying new yarn

 No.839423

ironic that turt blathers on about sexnorms when hes gotten more action than anyone bar onseki in the last 5 years

 No.839424

doubt ill ever have a sexual relationship again all my personal connections are tapped out and im NOT the kind of person that makes new friends

 No.839425

go to hell chadseki

 No.839426

Hey hey don't laugh at turt for that it's normal wonder if he was laughing cause it tickled or if he just stared at the ceiling he should've caressed her hand or something and then he could've had sex with her

 No.839427

he was moaning in ecstacy

 No.839428

holy flip the gimp update

 No.839429

>>839405
die conversationnorm

 No.839430

uhhh i only flipped escorts in japan i swear *flips cute 5’4 coworker effortlessly* *does it again weeks later*

 No.839431

>>839411
>>839413
>>839416
die you flipping smartnorms

 No.839432

>>839428
die flossnorm

 No.839433

literally havent had an enthralling real life conversation in 10 years

 No.839434

>>839405
id rather sit there talking to o'aka than any woman on the planet

 No.839435

rage hours

 No.839436

>>839433
ive never had one because im NOT a smartnorm

 No.839437

true suffering is caring for something and seeing it deteriorate

 No.839438

Stop talking about sex and women please you're going to trigger turt

 No.839439

ban the smartnorms

 No.839440

Would that include me

 No.839441

no

 No.839442

Sigh yes it would I'm smart

 No.839443

youre the dumbest person ive ever met

 No.839444

Are you being ironic i refuse to believe that

 No.839445

The Boss hired me a lifecoach and hes coming over tomorrow

 No.839446

having a great day today hima just drank and posted with my mates and read some fun stuff its bliss i hope every day can be like this one

 No.839447

need to pee but too lazy to move might just piss me pants

 No.839448

hell yeah piss those pants

 No.839449

sigh theres roos all over the yard again

 No.839450

pissed

 No.839451

I used to do that but The Boss got mad so i just bought adult diapers for the night time

 No.839452

still waiting on that mate to sell me his siss diapers

 No.839453

baste flippin pamperchu

 No.839454

is pamperchu dead yet

 No.839455

Fortunately NOT yet

 No.839456

glad to hear it weve lost too many these past few years

 No.839457

sigh little satania

 No.839458

>>839443
no i am

 No.839459

>>839445
nice elliot

 No.839460

cant even begin to describe the light youve shone upon my life nb

 No.839461

i worship the blog

 No.839462

you cant because youre full of shit

 No.839463

>>839462
dont make me try because ill be going at it for hours you beautiful bast ard

 No.839464

think im sick of hearthstone alread wow is unplayable scape is unplayable dota is unplayable what the boost am i meant to do with my time now

 No.839465

tried heartstone but realized it was pay to win shite after a handful of matches

 No.839466

yeah but theres plenty of budget decks you can play and you can get lucky with getting cards if you play enough

shadowverse is way more balanced and f2p friendly but for some reason it just isnt as fun i guess the activision blizzard psychologists really know what theyre doing

 No.839467

i like shadowverse more because it isjapanese

 No.839468

powerful song

 No.839469

same my opinion of a sushi bar rises ten fold when i know its japanese

 No.839470

raining

 No.839471

>>839468
inspiring

 No.839472

File: 1538797611763.mp3 (10.93 MB, 09 いかれたNeet.mp3)


 No.839473

>>839469
wapanese freak

 No.839474

i dont play western sushi bars at all

 No.839475

gonno pass out soon

 No.839476


 No.839477

>>839476
laugh hard whenever i watch this because i can actually understand the lyrics

 No.839478

i would hope everyone here can

 No.839479

die japmogs

 No.839480

愛 when he says 満足

 No.839481


 No.839482


 No.839483

hate how wow streams always have no sound other than obnoxious key presses

 No.839484


 No.839485

>>839400
wouldnt that be a bit weird if she says no and i have to still work with her
she does bring up a lot of stuff though like saying when she turns 21 she wants to go to a bar with me or saying she goes to the movies almost every week and saying i should see more movies too or saying i should make a tinder
with the tinder thing she specifically brought up cooking steaks on a cast iron pan and watching movies and said that it seemed fun i dont know if im missing flags or something i should have played more vns
she said that her pumpkin pie recipe is completely different from mine as well and that she wanted to try some of mine she got especially interested after i told her the process of making one from scratch including the crust

 No.839486

think i might be pregnant

 No.839487

men dont get pregnant

 No.839488

wanna play hearthstone against me i used to be good back in the inspire expansion

 No.839489


 No.839490

then why do men have nipples

 No.839491

>>839485
she clearly wants to get boosted but at the same time it might NOT be worth it since youll have to work with her

 No.839492

>>839489
愛 this one so cunnilingusdamn much

 No.839493

sis stopped pissing herself so i will never sell you one

 No.839494

or with me i should say

 No.839495

booster whats your problem i need that sispiss

 No.839496

>>839485
at the risk of sounding like a chadnorm
its only weird if you make it weird
if she says no do NOT i repeat NOT get discouraged do NOT wait a long time to reply and do NOT say something that could he interpreted as resignation or an apology just say something that keeps her hooked into talking with you
women are dumb flips half the stuff they say is just to guage your reactions just because she says no doesnt mean no

 No.839497

>>839488
ok my decks are really stupid though and i accidentally deleted you when i was clearing my friends list whats your # number again

 No.839498

>>839496
potato chef

 No.839499

>>839489
did NOT expect such a banging handcore beat when i clicked this

 No.839500

mutant its a masterpiece

 No.839501

nice mutant

 No.839502

whats handcore

 No.839503

>>839488
>>839497
stream the grudge match

 No.839504

forgot about how she asked last time too why i dont ride with anyone else because almost all of us ride in one way or aNOTher maybe she was expecting me to ask her
the first time i met her she did say that we should become riding buddies

always assumed she was just a friendly person but so far shes called the new gm a crepe and the new mate a dork so shes NOT nice to everyone and the old gm says she doesnt do anything at his shop but at mine shes always doing things and being proactive maybe i judged her wrongly

 No.839505

booked my double eyelid surgery for this tuesday

 No.839506


 No.839507

shes nice to you because she wants to sample that mushroom

 No.839508

used to hate hardcore but ive been listening to a ton of it lately

 No.839509

only listen to happy hardcore please save yourself the heart attack or stroke

 No.839510

>>839495
die bnorm

 No.839511

listened to this for hours on end when the group finder came out in wow while i healed on my priest to max level

 No.839512


 No.839513

#125132

 No.839514

nice mountain goat

 No.839515

File: 1538799560816.mp3 (9.26 MB, 03-Cloud Nine.mp3)

been listening to this one on repeat a lot lately especially while levelling alts

 No.839516

>>839505
no way

 No.839517

>>839513
streammm

 No.839518

listened to hardcore a lot in 2013-2014 and stopped downloading new stuff in early 2016 and now i rarely listen to anything besides NOTebook records

 No.839519

when i watch this i cant stop laughing i think goats might be my favorite animal

 No.839520

goats are flipping basted as hell probably gonno get one in a few weeks

 No.839521

make sure to get a girl otherwise the boys will piss on their necks and try to ram you

 No.839522

blizzard capping my download rate at 1.7mb/s sasuga

 No.839523


 No.839524

>>839522
thats three times my maximum internet speed dont complain

 No.839525

>>839515
closed this after 1 second

 No.839526

>>839521
yeah thats what i said to The Boss i dont want to get gored like that mate in the witch

 No.839527

>>839525
its a good song

 No.839528

stream the flippin hearthstone match for cunnilinguss sake

 No.839529

ya fire it up lets place bets on it too

 No.839530

>>839519
gotta 愛 a nice goat

 No.839531

all on neetblog

 No.839532

flapperlaughing imagining the inner voice of a goat eating grass and repeating 'hell yeah grassssssss motherflipper its so good flipping 愛 grassssssss'

 No.839533

when i get my goat ill post pics but be warned its gonno be a kid

 No.839534

saw some goats at the petting zoo theyre cute and fairly smart basted on the way they systematically chomp on grass

 No.839535

愛 kid goats

 No.839536


 No.839537

they 愛 eating just like me

 No.839538

are goats and sheep anything more than annoying are they actually dangerous

 No.839539

male goats can easily kill a man if they feel like it

 No.839540

>>839536
zoonorm

 No.839541

>>839523
goat: grouchnig
mexicans: hima

 No.839542

i havent played in years so i dont know what else to build

 No.839543

is that pastaman on the other side

 No.839544

instigator...

 No.839545


 No.839546

gonno cook this pastaloc al dente

 No.839547


 No.839548

nice card back

 No.839549

sorry i shouldnt have played a cheese deck

 No.839550

cant believe you let neetblog push you around like that

 No.839551

pastamate cheated

 No.839552

stream sniping neetblog

 No.839553

i paused the stream before the sushi bar started lets rematch ill play a different deck

 No.839554

>>839550
who am i pushing around

 No.839555

nice flippin snipeblog

 No.839556

im too dumb for hearthstone

 No.839557

i did NOT snipe

 No.839558

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 No.839559

>>839548
i cant find where you can see it or change it but im pretty sure we have the same one hehe

 No.839560

wish sasuke kun would snap me

 No.839561

>>839556
no one is too dumb for hearthstone its all rng

 No.839562

okay im NOT playing murloc aggro this time but it is a meme deck

 No.839563

ok netdecked something time for the rematch

 No.839564

nice jaina vs thrall

 No.839565


 No.839566

>>839558
used to be a brooding mate like sasuke

 No.839567

should i install shadowverse

 No.839568

what happened

 No.839569

shadowverse is dead even tournaments in japan dont get enough entrants

 No.839570

i got owned

 No.839571

i simply got lucky

 No.839572

i dont understand this sushi bar mode whats going on

 No.839573

what do you mena

 No.839574

we need someone to do commentary

 No.839575

are we playing with the same deck

 No.839576

pnig should do it

 No.839577


 No.839578

pastamate cheated yet again

 No.839579

shudderwock is basted

 No.839580

ya hehe

 No.839581

they changed jotaros voice

 No.839582

wish cheatmate would stop cheating

 No.839583

this mode is stupid its all spiders

 No.839584

its too slow

 No.839585

wish i was smart enough to understand hearthstone

 No.839586

its simple you just attack each other with creatures and play spells that do stuff

 No.839587

gonno make a textboard called dumbassugi and ban anyone who exhibits triple digit iq behavior

 No.839588

bring back duegi

 No.839589

do you wanna keep playing i only have one more deck that isnt zoo

 No.839590

text looks clearer this is nice

 No.839591

i dont know

 No.839592

me neither

 No.839593

nice i drafted an arena and never played a match so they surrendered it at 0 because its old

 No.839594

nicesquid started a new arena run go 12 0 this time

 No.839595

where the hell is my prize i got 25 gold and a pack but its gone

 No.839596

owned

 No.839597

think i flipped up hard no confidence in this deck

 No.839598

do you best

 No.839599

dont think i can stand up uh oh

 No.839600

joed to something i should NOT have

 No.839601

fool

 No.839602

just b confident

 No.839603

starving

 No.839604

might have some more pasta soon

 No.839605

still thinking about tg wonder if goat boss doesnt schedule her with me because he would always be at the meetings and she would say hi to me and sit next to me

 No.839606

frostmourne hungers

 No.839607

ate too many tamales feeling sick

 No.839608


 No.839609

hes jealous and trying to cockblock

 No.839610

she wants to be anally snapped

 No.839611

missed the stream did anyone record it

 No.839612

forgot when she asked about hiding chicken nuggets hehe
ok enough of that its tng time

 No.839613

>>839608
hope she would eat me the mate can get lost though

 No.839614

pretty sure the stream is still live

 No.839615

愛 this track

 No.839616

hungry as HELL gonno make some tuna melts and watch one piece and snoze

 No.839617

>>839616
good night

 No.839618

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 No.839619

watch some tng the girls are underage

 No.839620

guess ill have some pasta at this point

 No.839621

wish i were pinoy

 No.839622

mutated hard

 No.839623

nice riker on a klingon ship episode

 No.839624

愛 that ep might be my faorite after picard flute and double riker and the barclay eps

 No.839625

double riker episode sounds great

 No.839626

miss staying up late to watch hey arnold kenan and kel drake and josh and neds survival guide

 No.839627

just you wait

 No.839628

the norm generation

 No.839629

norm trek

 No.839630

>>839628
>>839629
you wish kitties

 No.839631

>>839626
those shows pinched should have been watching justice league and

 No.839632

and teen titans instead

 No.839633

by cunnilingus thats some good pasta

 No.839634

was embarrassed to be caught watching teen titans but i enjoyed it anyway

 No.839635

why

 No.839636

starfire was underage and raven was ultra mega underage

 No.839637

oooooooog

 No.839638

why dont girls like raven exist only some sort of demon possessed magic gothgirl will ever be able to handle my darkness

 No.839639


 No.839640

I've no shame my asbergers prevents such primal emotion

 No.839641

prove it assburger

 No.839642

no i dont like asparagus

 No.839643

did neds survival guide feature any tight little pieces

 No.839644

never even heard of neds survivial guide it sounds like shite id rather watch the amanda show she gives me a chicken nugget

 No.839645

>>839581
glad i wasnt the only one that NOTiced

 No.839646

drank a gallon of wine already today
sigh

 No.839647

firing up the old jelqing routine

thinking of buying a bathmate as well to harness my full potential

 No.839648

What does little pieces filter from

 No.839649

speaking of raven the new gm said theres a short quiet girl at one of the new stores wonder if she will be cycling through my store hopefully ill have better luck with this one

 No.839650

>>839648
little pieces

 No.839651

i drink whiskey by the gallon

 No.839652

>>839649
force her down and snap her thats what id do

 No.839653

had to hold back laughter as i typed that penis enlargement terminology makes me flapperlaugh doubt any of it even works and dont intend to try it just wanted to type those words out

 No.839654

it works trust me i grew 2 inches after a friendly mate emailed me

 No.839655

File: 1538806362371.jpg (38.78 KB, 576x472, 13672319.jpg)

The Boss found the phallosan

 No.839656

What does raven have to do with you potentially getting a new co worker

 No.839657

bathmate

 No.839658

>>839656
raven is a short underage quiet girl

 No.839659

Speaking of bathmates I've yet to hear about my coil overs for my car

 No.839660

counterculture girls like goth girls probably see snap as a deep poetic and romantic gesture do it

 No.839661

i can see why tg thinks the the new gm is a crepe
he said that the girl was mostly sitting on her phone texting and that he just knew she was calling him a fat boosting idiot and wishing he was gone hehe
if he got that impression from her then theres hope ill just need to wait and see what goat boss does

 No.839662

actually you have

 No.839663

>>839660
girls 愛 to be snapped especially by me

 No.839664

>>839661
what a crude young lady

 No.839665

sick of the girl meme

 No.839666

cant prank call tg tomorrow because the phones dont work there so im going to clear out the back room gonno morph bye

 No.839667

>>839663
you must be real big and strong

 No.839668

have a good morph

 No.839669

I'm compact according to discord users

 No.839670

dont think im that strong but yeah im boosting huge

 No.839671

are you confident that you would framemog all of those on hima

 No.839672

yeah

 No.839673

What are your measurements

 No.839674


 No.839675

i dont know ive never measured

 No.839676

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 No.839677

absolute unit

 No.839678

i was reading some underage stuff on reddit about a girl who got molested and snapped hard by her uncle from 9 until 13 and chicken nuggetd when said that contrary to feeling like a victim he was the only man she has ever 愛d

 No.839679

peds are just bad people

 No.839680

Why's he pointing down

 No.839681

how can that be true when one of these socalled peds captivated the heart of a young girl

 No.839682

She mistook snap for 愛/affection

 No.839683

gonno visit the lbi and come back with a wife or three

 No.839684

I'm fairly sure my 10 year old daughter has already started masturbating.

I am NOT concerned that she is doing it, I knew she was going to eventually. Although I kind of expected her to be 11 or 12. Bu I'm wondering if I should say something to her about washing her hands after she does it.

It's like she masturbates and then just rubs her hand on her clothes or something. Her clothes smell like, well, a woman has been fingered. You know what smell I mean. I expect other people will eventually NOTice it too.

Would it freak her out to hear this from her father, is this something I should let her mother handle?

 No.839685

havent been here in a while but assume lbi refers to sexy lady bitch island 愛 that mates motif

 No.839686

dont forget to stop at the hotdog stand and say hi

 No.839687

i dont know what smell he means

 No.839688

himas a lot more enjoyable since ive started mutating normnigs posts

 No.839689


 No.839690

Tell us

 No.839691

succumbing to millennial degeneracy and fantasizing about teengirls calling me daddy i am no longer an ideologically pure ped with a strict preference for prepubescents

 No.839692

Sickening

 No.839693

die nonexclusive id kill you if i could

 No.839694

i smell a girls discharge before is it that smell or something else

 No.839695

Eyes getting heavy having a hard time holding them up

 No.839696

>>839693
what makes you think you have the capability to do so

 No.839697

My 9yr old daughter...
she woke up from a nightmare and was crying. So I went in to her bedroom to console her and fell asleep next to her. Don't know how much time passed, but I NOTiced a change in her breathing pattern. When I checked she had her hand between her tightly closed thighs, rubbing over her pants. Looked like she was masturbating basted on how she was breathing.

I asked her if she was okay. She said it itches, turned around, and fell back to sleep. Asked her next morning about it and she said she was itching on her vagina, so she was scratching. She was a little embarrassed, so I told her it was NOThing wrong, but something she should do when she's alone.

 No.839698

File: 1538807510681.jpg (115.61 KB, 1000x640, AKG109490.jpg)

throughout antiquity plumbers were reserved for the most powerful and wealthy citizens

 No.839699

>>839698
wish i could stab and snap a cunt like that mate

 No.839700

a 5'2 paedomorphic somalian refugee

 No.839701

its raining hard the roos are getting soaked

 No.839702


 No.839703

to what

 No.839704

can barely walk hima just staggered around for a bit and screamed at my cats

 No.839705

this songs pumping me up could imagine myself flipping some sexy ladies to that catchy guitar phrase

 No.839706

norming heads

 No.839707

why dont the roos have an enclosure

 No.839708

they are wild

 No.839709

tame them

 No.839710

my brother really 愛s david byrne

 No.839711

did you ever do gay stuff with your brother when you were shota

 No.839712

last time i went to the zoo the roos were neeting it up hard they werent even properly caged in there was just a rope fence around them and they laid back in the shade scratching themselves with their huge roo balls flopped out

 No.839713

i hate balls

 No.839714

>>839711
yeah actually he molested me and made me pinch his dick and did everything short of snap from when i was 7 to 9 thanks for bringing it up

 No.839715

a ball is sexy ladies favorite shape

 No.839716

theres a pie eating contestant amongst us

 No.839717

wow he really made you into his little bitch didnt he good for him wish id had a younger sib

 No.839718

File: 1538808174643.jpg (2.41 MB, 5312x2988, 20181006_154746.jpg)

>>839712
its hard to get a picture since they just stare at you then hop away whenever you get anywhere near them but theyre funny

i usually see at least 10 of them a day and sometimes in the morning theres like 30 or 40 hanging out in the paddock

 No.839719

im sorry that was obscene uncalled for and insensitive i will delete that message

 No.839720

if i had a real camera i could easily get some good pictures but its NOT possible with what i have ive tried for the last week or so and that was the best one ive got theyre about 50 feet away

 No.839721

>>839718
what are they looking for

 No.839722

those arent kangaroos those are meerkats idiot

 No.839723

does pastadog run at the roos

 No.839724

nah he doesnt care about them

 No.839725

File: 1538808411727.webm (1.58 MB, 640x360, 1481525802994.webm)


 No.839726

did you mates know theres more kangaroos than people in australia

 No.839727

>>839725
sigh thats an eastern grey like the ones that hang out here if it was a red one i could understand since theyre evil and overpopulated but thats kind of sad

 No.839728

humans are more evil and overpopulated why dont you help me with that

 No.839729

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 No.839730

holy flip

 No.839731

what

 No.839732

do think megaspergs or downs syndromes ever have dreams

 No.839733

yeah probably

 No.839734

wish i could remember my dreams

 No.839735

ill try to get a better pic or maybe a vid of the roos soon ive been trying for a while and its hard they really enthrall me for some reason

 No.839736

i like it when swamp beast posts about his dreams theyre always flapper as hell

 No.839737

freakeye was a flipping genius shine on crazy diamond

 No.839738

how to i start drinking if in 26 and never done it before starting to think i need a little more excitement in my life want to see if id do some flapper or crazy things while drunk can someone describe the effects

should i just drink some of The Bosss wine and how much

 No.839739

never mind forget it i promised The Boss i would never succumb to the indulgence of intoxication i never abandon my principles

 No.839740

yeah go for it drinking is amazing and basically the most fun i ever have is when im drunk

youre probably overestimating how out of control it makes a person though the people who do crazy stuff when theyre drunk are usually either already mentally ill or on other drugs it is fun as hell though

its hard to gauge how much to drink it really depends i tihnk if its your first time you probably shouldnt drink more than a bottle of wine

 No.839741

oh sigh

 No.839742

its really NOT that great but you should do it anyway so you can experience it yourself

 No.839743

dont understand how you can get to 26 and never have drunk alcohol

 No.839744

same way you get to 26 without ever having a gf

 No.839745

simply never felt the need to alter my state of mind i am naturally lighthearted and cheerful

 No.839746

alcohol pinches and is the most norm drug

 No.839747

>>839746
think ill trust bukowski over you NOT to mention pretty much every great writer from the last two centuries

 No.839748

alcohol gives you the release of the dream without the deadness of drugs

 No.839749

what drugs have you done

 No.839750

pnig makes the best posts

 No.839751

no mutant is a mateof mine

 No.839752

>>839749
weed lsd mushrooms and dph

 No.839753

stop altering your consciousness

 No.839754

File: 1538810458273.jpg (3.62 MB, 5312x2988, 20181006_154633.jpg)

turt what do i do with these bad boys for a good time

 No.839755

do NOT eat those

 No.839756

too late i already boiled and at 7 of them is that bad

 No.839757

NOT if you stream it

 No.839758

>>839757
im NOT feeling so good sorry

 No.839759

funny that someone had to have planted that there and even funnier that you recognized it

 No.839760

whats so funny about it

 No.839761

think i should have waited for turts advice before drinking this uh oh

 No.839762

might start playing tekken or something i need a good multiplayer sushi bar thats NOT team basted and has no grind for levels or whatever

 No.839763


 No.839764

you already posted about dwale we read it then

 No.839765

>>839762
what about star craft

 No.839766

see you tomorrow mates 👋🏻 good night 🌙😴💤 sleep 🛏 well 😎

 No.839767

have a good night mate

 No.839768

starcraft bw is too clunky and ancient and from what i know sc2 is bad and beyond dead

 No.839769

>>839744
id have one if The Boss brought one home for me

 No.839770

yeah its dead as hell now sadly the average norm would rather play fortnite or league of legends than a real sushi bar but ill have you know i made diamond back in 2010 when that meant a lot my zerg play was untouched especially my zvz and zvt NOT to mention artosis asked fruitdealer my question right before the first gsl finals cunnilingusdamn those were good times

 No.839771


 No.839772


 No.839773

>>839770
die scv

 No.839774


 No.839775

feel need to burp but i cant

 No.839776

did you try belching

 No.839777

>>839762
its wc3 ladder tiome

 No.839778

wish i could belch

 No.839779

all alone on hima

 No.839780

life just aint the same without the rackhouse

 No.839781

>>839761
think ive made areally big mistake hima sorry

 No.839782

>>839779
im here

 No.839783

hope that a joke and you really didnt eat any

 No.839784

dumbass pastaflipper

 No.839785

are you

 No.839786

>>839783
no i drank it

 No.839787

sigh scape drove pastamate to suicide

 No.839788

himas gonno be on tv

 No.839789

why

 No.839790

the more i live like this the more i wonder if this world is a dream

 No.839791

how do i wake up

 No.839792

this world is a nightmare

 No.839793

gonno fire up kyonyuu jk ga ojisan chinpo to jupo jupo iyarashii sex shitemasu

 No.839794

no dont

 No.839795

>>839793
tl that shit wap

 No.839796

>>839795
you dont want the translation

 No.839797

gonno snoze

 No.839798

illya give me a hug

 No.839799

you snoze you loze

 No.839800

why couldnt ririchiyo sama be my girlfriend what kind of freakish existence is this where i can look at her and know shes completely perfect but never touch or interact bet cunnilingus is having a big old laugh at this

 No.839801

im home hima sigh long day read about 200 and gave up

 No.839802

keep reading kitty

 No.839803

missing the dueg

 No.839804

couldnt snoze

 No.839805


 No.839806

my package has arrived

 No.839807

no way

 No.839808

gonno tune in to SevenPerfectAngels

 No.839809

didnt drink any water today think im in for some trouble

 No.839810

think ive got shellshock

 No.839811


 No.839812

they call me the chinkmutant

 No.839813

was flappering out fiercely because the internet was down for an hour

 No.839814

i like the zombie show i dont like zombies though

 No.839815

i used to be a zombie

 No.839816

just booked a flight to shenzen

 No.839817

got back from the ymca we couldnt play long because a local team was scheduled to use the court and gm said we should think about starting our own basketball team with me playing center

 No.839818

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 No.839819

creepy

 No.839820

hb

 No.839821

nice apartment wall ducks

 No.839822

hi hima woke up with The Boss searching for the kitty she was hiding under my bed hehe took a nice shower how im having my second coffee

 No.839823

im kyonyuu ojisan

 No.839824

File: 1538846477061.png (1.52 MB, 1920x1280, 95cb0c09c0b72211f5d270dd1c1faed4.png)


 No.839825

>>839821
whats with the stupid sound effects

 No.839826

i fell the same way about brown girls illya

 No.839827

sasuga arisu san

 No.839828

File: 1538846738728.png (479.31 KB, 750x930, 66e1a410998c4d1203f111a6307c058e.png)

>>839826
die idiot

 No.839829

愛 愛 hina

 No.839830

Best part of waking up on Saturday mornings is browsing r9k

 No.839831

File: 1538847013603.png (275.78 KB, 752x1062, 1491015815939-0.png)

愛 brown 2d girls

 No.839832

die seki

 No.839833

Wonder if tg has been flipped every girl gets a chicken nugget on Friday and Saturday

 No.839834

once you go brown youre never around

 No.839835

go to hell browners

 No.839836

gonno nosh on some fish and chips

 No.839837

>>839834
😂😂 he'll yeah

 No.839838

The Boss bought a fresh bag of cedar shavings to change out my bedding

 No.839839

File: 1538848461278.jpg (Spoiler Image, 187.12 KB, 1200x1200, 1538778229897.jpg)


 No.839840

Simply mind blowing seeing these teens have pubic hair that's trimmed and take pictures in such provocative poses knowing full well there's many men whole will save them and jerk it to them

 No.839841

File: 1538848909030.jpg (32.32 KB, 632x426, qaq9u5yk6kq11.jpg)

hmm

 No.839842

That lady said that photo shoot ruined her life

 No.839843

is that the one where the chink sued his wife for false advertisement

 No.839844

>>839841
why was this a big deal again was it mocking her plastic surgery

 No.839845

thats a plastic surgery center ad NOT a real photo

 No.839846

>>839843
No that was made up the real story is >>839845

 No.839847

File: 1538849293494.webm (2.95 MB, 640x800, 1538799787868.webm)


 No.839848

girls should NOT have muscles

 No.839849

Her pits are sweaty imagine the smell haha

 No.839850

File: 1538849397642.png (847.66 KB, 850x1186, 1508165781897.png)

brown 2d musclegirls phew

 No.839851

probably smells the same as man stink

 No.839852

im no yellow fever cel but the asian muscle girls are the only attractive ones

 No.839853

Turts knees would tremble in her presence

 No.839854

>>839852
nice biased yellowfever opinion

 No.839855

That girl is so boosting underage cunnilingus damn look where her hamstring ends and her butt begins simply amazing creature

 No.839856

no yfever here but there is the fact that the worse a girl is at english the nicer she is to me

 No.839857

how can an opinion NOT be biased

 No.839858

flappercel

 No.839859

Just thinking of how many women post such provocative pictures yet they're disgusted by yelptron

 No.839860

Must feel terrible being the only true incel surrounded by teenmates going through a phase

 No.839861

my opinions are NOT biased they are basted my mystic eyes of death perception allow me to see the true nature of things

 No.839862

Making it my goal to tell a girl she can get all 3 inches by the end of today

 No.839863

thats harassment

 No.839864

once my neck is 18" ill probably be able to get a gf

 No.839865

It's NOT harassment if I'm a Chad I'll just cut out a picture of cam and put it over my own face

 No.839866

just quickspermed

 No.839867


 No.839868

Some manlet freak looked at me then i looked at him and he looked down at my legs what the boost

 No.839869

he wants to boost

 No.839870

going to watch goblin slayer

 No.839871

what do you mean watch isnt it a manga

 No.839872

File: 1538854232996.gif (2.18 MB, 640x480, QF9irfE.gif)


 No.839873

episode 1 came out today

 No.839874

havin aNOTher coffee

 No.839875

addict

 No.839876

im NOT weve been through this

 No.839877

aaah NOThing like a nice cuppa coffee

 No.839878

die scaper

 No.839879

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 No.839880

Neety B you're wanted in the discord

 No.839881

You can be addicted to caffeine soon you'll be doing cocaine and speed

 No.839882

>>839879
the main mistake men make is doing cheek work its funny how cosmetic surgeons dont seem to have any clue of what makes a mans face attractive

 No.839883

passed the lookism classes with 4.0 gpa

 No.839884

i paid $400 and had to spend 2 days in raleigh to get psl certified im thinking about making the money back by having a stand at the fair where i rate people for $2 each

 No.839885

woke up drinking some coffee hows it goin

 No.839886

just found a black lotus while searching through the basement

 No.839887

sigh i missed runefest

 No.839888

normefest

 No.839889

can i post a nice frogger

 No.839890

post that badboy

 No.839891

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 No.839892

i thought you werent meant to touch froges because it hurts them

 No.839893

I thought you get warts from touching them

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 No.839895

woke up and thought my bladder was gonno explode

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 No.839897

beard itches

 No.839898

shave

 No.839899

nah flip you shavenorm

 No.839900

pinch my ass beardnorm

 No.839901


 No.839902

sigh might switch to easy mode in dragon quest im getting owned hard

 No.839903

noob

 No.839904

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 No.839905

what the flip did you just called me

 No.839906

wish i could switch to easymode irl

 No.839907

>>839906
i think thats called starting hrt

 No.839908

ironically im too tall to have success with the pinkpill

 No.839909

youre already on easymode then tallnorm

 No.839910

sick of suffering in the shadow of tallnorms

 No.839911

thinkin about dumpin

 No.839912

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no because im too short to live on easymode with pastaman

 No.839913

>>839893
thats anti frogger propaganda

 No.839914

pastamate is dead

 No.839915

>>839897
die beardbrag

 No.839916

being tall is a curse i hit my head everywhere

 No.839917

My spirit is that of a short courageous honorable strong willed humble man

 No.839918

pastamans arrogance was his undoing

 No.839919

gonno crack open a cask of wine in his honor

 No.839920

My undoing is my life

 No.839921

reading scoobys about page sigh hes the incarnation of the northern spirit

 No.839922

hes flipping queer

 No.839923

could really go for some hotdogs right about now

 No.839924

so

 No.839925

so hes going to hell

 No.839926


 No.839927

nah he rejected middle eastern religions

 No.839928

>>839833
she kept calling today so im at the store with her its nice

 No.839929

you damn greenhorn

 No.839930

whos a greenhorn whats a greenhorn

 No.839931

hope seki uses vim

 No.839932

he uses emacs

 No.839933

seki no...

 No.839934

she asked if i wanted music on then she turned on some music and started doing aNOTher one of those troll dances
its really easy to talk to her and she seems interested in things i say

 No.839935

does she know any fortnite dances

 No.839936

Tell her to do the floss and record it and upload it here but say it's for YouTube or Insta

 No.839937

ok you win i shaved the beard off

 No.839938

pic

 No.839939

>>839932
baste seki

 No.839940

does it count as idolatry if i have anime figs

 No.839941

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 No.839942

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 No.839943

cant believe i spent $150 on a piece of plastic sigh

 No.839944

fool

 No.839945

bored as hecka but dont have any sushi bars i want to sushi bar

 No.839946

put the dog down today sigh should have been me

 No.839947

what happened

 No.839948

NOT falling for that one again

 No.839949

havin some toast hima

 No.839950

Anyone else smell of balls

 No.839951

yeah

 No.839952

yeah

 No.839953

die stinkers

 No.839954

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 No.839955

no go read it yourself

 No.839956

I tried reason scp but i was too flapper to understand

 No.839957

still talking with trainee girl

 No.839958

ask flappergirl if she has a console

 No.839959

>>839958
she only plays runescape`

 No.839960

whats her rsn

 No.839961

mrs_calamari

 No.839962

baste kavanaugh

 No.839963

>>839961
basted

 No.839964


 No.839965

kavanaugh is a cuck

 No.839966

whos kavanaugh

 No.839967

a swamp critter

 No.839968

hope he outlaws sinful abortions

 No.839969

wish i had been aborted

 No.839970

hes going to outlaw genital mutilation

 No.839971

[KFC] Crunchy & Spicy!! Kentucky Spicy Mexican Flavor Here Now!

 No.839972

basted yuka

 No.839973


 No.839974

found something funny hehe

 No.839975

should i play lol

 No.839976

why would anyone listen to a literal murderers opinion on abortion

 No.839977

self defense isnt murder

 No.839978

because hes right

 No.839979

>>839975
ya fire it up and stream

 No.839980

Missed call but no one calls me other than scammers or telemarketers

 No.839981

watching aris and flapperlaughing hard

 No.839982

>>839974
what did you find

 No.839983

>>839979
NOT falling for the stream meme again

 No.839984

what are you talking about

 No.839985

new sao is epic

 No.839986

nao

 No.839987

forgot about index

 No.839988

when people tell you to stream and then you fire it up and nobody tunes it and you look like a fool and everyone laugh at you for falling for that and thinking that anybody at all would be interested in watching you stream something

 No.839989

i watch but sometimes i close the tab and come back to it later

 No.839990

streammMMMMMMMMMMM

 No.839991

stream that bitch

 No.839992

sigh no good subs

 No.839993

wouldnt mind a meatball sub right about now

 No.839994

愛 meatballs

 No.839995


 No.839996

does anyone want to boost me

 No.839997

nah gth sodomite

 No.839998

which act

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 No.840000

that should be me

 No.840001

phew

 No.840002

still talking with trainee girl

 No.840003

gonno order a pizza hima what should i get on it

 No.840004

ask her if she likes pumpkin 🎃 spice

 No.840005

>>840002
talking to voices in your head isnt healthy

 No.840006

>>840003
green pepper and pineapple

 No.840007

broccoli and bacon is a great combo

 No.840008

>>840003
anchovies olives habaneros and capers