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 No.827837[Last 100 Posts]

 No.828382

accidentally tapped the cycle thread button trying to reply to pnig doing his usual morning chimpout

 No.828383

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 No.828384

got my $5k raise finally

>>828375

my senpai just saw this pic when i minimized flip

 No.828385

>>828383
missing me by a lot hell yeah

 No.828386

where are the posts

 No.828387

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 No.828388

nice seki

 No.828389

the norms did this

 No.828390

fire up the hima archive

 No.828391

guess ill jog

 No.828392

the post was about being incompetent i think this proves something

 No.828394

guess ill remorph

 No.828395

after my raise and gran moves in ill have around $600 a week in disposable playmoney ill do whatever i can to avoid responsibility

 No.828396

anyone else pee sitting down

 No.828397

i never stand to pee

 No.828398

miss the posts

 No.828399

>>828396
only right after waking up if i didnt get enough sleep

 No.828400

https://web.archive.org/web/20150727161905/https://himasugi.org/jp/

dont cry because its over
smile because it happened

 No.828401

>>828400
half those posts are mine including that gun one which i ripped off from /k/ and the post that says “a middle school”

 No.828403

made this post >>3235

 No.828404

i made >>1135 and possibly >>3391 >>3370 and >>3549

 No.828406

baste

 No.828407

gonno scavenge

 No.828408

>>828406
watched this mate years ago only recognized him when i saw his room

 No.828409


 No.828410

bathroom at the factory is the worst one ive seen in years mexicans are animals

 No.828411

phew hima jogged two miles im sweating like a pig

 No.828412

gonno train my linne on unist a bit

 No.828413

dont know what that means but flip you

 No.828414

>>828413
NOT my job NOT my prob gonno go to the bathroom and polish my knob

 No.828415

walked down the street and saw a soylent truck now im drinking a sweet chai breakfast

 No.828416

got an email from the domain service things arent looking good mates

 No.828417

what does that mean

 No.828418

brushed my teethgonno stain them with some flaming hot cheetos

 No.828419

the images from the posts i deleted are still on the server neat
i have the thread opened in aNOTher tab and just shift click the image links

 No.828420

getting bored with the life meme

 No.828421

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 No.828422

ran out of almond rounds whats the best way to kill myself

 No.828423

lead r&d mate is leaving wednesday through friday and they want me to take over for him which involves a lot of talking to people which im NOT so good at im panicking i know its going to be bad even now if i happen to be at that office and someone calls for him i quietly lift the phone off the receiver and put it back on so the office lady doesnt hear me do it but it doesnt look like im just sitting there with the phone ringing like an idiot

 No.828424

nice seki forcing me to mutate

 No.828425

ate a whole 16oz bag of flaming hot cheetos

 No.828426

>>828417
theyre switching names and things needed to be updated the site shouldnt go down but if it does just direct all your complaints to onseki

 No.828427

uh huh yeah sure nice way to say that youre finally doing the pirate takeover you keep blogging about

 No.828428

Your domain name is currently registered through Namecheap as a reseller of Enom. Namecheap has recently decided to use its direct ICANN registrar accreditation for all new domain registrations, renewals and transfers, and transfer all existing Namecheap-managed domain registrations from Enom's sponsorship to Namecheap's own credential.

In accordance with ICANN policy, we are required to NOTify you regarding this transition.

stop being delusional and paranoid

 No.828429

hate when i need to shite in the middle of a tera dungeon

 No.828430

which dungeon

 No.828431

saleron's sky dungeon

 No.828432

yea you cant shit in that one

 No.828433

tera starting turning to shit when the alliances were dissolved i used to 愛 doing that stuff

 No.828434

die teennorms

 No.828435

are there any extra sexual outfits that have been added recently

 No.828436


 No.828437

if tera is teen then im teen

 No.828438

now im getting kiss him NOT me recommendations on youtube the botnet has gone too far

 No.828439

coffee time

 No.828440

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always lôved jerkin it to tera

 No.828441

hated that filthy blog

 No.828442


 No.828443

>>828440
getting a chicken nugget

 No.828444

listening to some nice music too bad it wont ever be added to hima

 No.828445

stfu whinenig

 No.828446

new troom

 No.828447

\(・ω・\)SAN値!(/・ω・)/ピンチ!
\(・ω・\)SAN値!(/・ω・)/ピンチ!
\(・ω・\)SAN値!(/・ω・)/ピンチ!
\(・ω・\)SAN値!(/・ω・)/ピンチ!
\(・ω・\)SAN値!(/・ω・)/ピンチ!
\(・ω・\)SAN値!(/・ω・)/ピンチ!
\(・ω・\)SAN値!(/・ω・)/ピンチ!
\(・ω・\)SAN値!(/・ω・)/ピンチ!
\(・ω・\)SAN値!(/・ω・)/ピンチ!
\(・ω・\)SAN値!(/・ω・)/ピンチ!
\(・ω・\)SAN値!(/・ω・)/ピンチ!
\(・ω・\)SAN値!(/・ω・)/ピンチ!

 No.828448

more of an (」・ω・)」うー(/・ω・)/にゃー mate myself

 No.828449

what the fuck is this

 No.828450

its the original hehe

 No.828451

this is the original

 No.828452

>>828448
its nice but SAN値ピンチ has some really good parts like when they say SAN値ピンチ

 No.828453

theyre saying sons of bitches NOT san値ピンチ

 No.828454

what an unusually erotic video

 No.828455

>>828451
its a cover of the original

 No.828456

absolutely 愛 this op used to listen to it on repeat for hours every day while playing alpha league of legends hehe good times

 No.828457

might have a wank to the deadpan girl

 No.828458

which one

 No.828459

the one who was flying upside down

 No.828460

went on a subscribe spree after watching >>828454

 No.828461

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 No.828462

morphed hows it going hima

 No.828463

>>828376
i posted that

 No.828464

posted what

 No.828465

>>828462
goin fine im having my post workday coffee and watching pewd play detroit

 No.828466

mutated about 10 embeds flip you slam jammers

 No.828467

sigh it disappeared

 No.828468

>>828461
gotta sperm

 No.828469

got the postmorph slimy mouthfeel gonno vomit hard

 No.828470

simply dont mutate

 No.828471

how do i get rid of muscular atrophy without any physical exertion

 No.828472

testosterone injections

 No.828473

atrophy is a status symbol

 No.828474

morph and pick things up and put them down again in your dreams

 No.828475

>>828463
dont refresh onseki deleted everything

 No.828476

too late sigh what happened

 No.828477

the sb pie eating contested us

 No.828478

does anyone want a zip of every thread from right before himako nuked the board

 No.828479

went to sleep hoping to see replies to my post when i woke up but now it is gone

 No.828480

what post

 No.828481

>>828478
hell yea

 No.828482

>>828476
seki tried to reply to a post about being incompetent and deleted all the posts i wish i were making this up

 No.828483


 No.828484

onseki accidentally the whole thread

 No.828485

>>828482
flapperlaughing

 No.828486

>>828482
flapperlaughing
>>828484
basted

 No.828487

seki must be stopped

 No.828488

never refreshed yet gonno screencap this

 No.828489

ctrl+s it instead

 No.828490

>>828382
this explains it

 No.828491

thinking of spending $100 on candy and sweets and snacks is that a bad idea

 No.828492

get some almond rounds

 No.828493

would defiantly NOT recommend it

 No.828494

what the fuck is almond rounds

 No.828495

grouchnig gonno grouch

 No.828496

>>828494
you know

 No.828497

if he werent incompetent he would either NOT have made that mistake or edited templates so that there is no cycle button but you know how those things go

 No.828498

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ive never seen these in my life

 No.828499

its never too late

 No.828500

why are they brown inside

 No.828501

>>828488
post em

 No.828502

>>828491
buy unist and umineko golden fantasia instead

 No.828503

i want 20lbs of snickers though

 No.828504

sushi bars are a better investment they can last you weeks months or years but candy lasts a day at best

 No.828505

but they dont taste good

 No.828506

they can if you buy switch sushi bars and lick them

 No.828507

is smash mates ultimate out yet is anyone going to play it

 No.828508

im NOT because im NOT a smasher sorry

 No.828509

>>828436
lots of people still dont understand politics is inherently a jewish idea

 No.828510

jews are basted

 No.828511

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=czTksCF6X8Y
still cant believe this is real

 No.828512

why cant you believe it

 No.828513

always laugh when i remember kinder surprises are banned in america because fatnorms try to eat them in one bite and choke

 No.828514

gth twigger

 No.828515

>>828512
it seems out of place even for a pizza theme

 No.828516

>>828513
hehehe

 No.828517

fat people are untermensch

 No.828518

pie eating contest

 No.828519

nah

 No.828521

ya

 No.828522

The Boss is raging because is said elizabeth smart wasnt abducted

 No.828523

what happened to her

 No.828524

she had a ped bf

 No.828525

why is it spelled abducted yet the a is pronounced like a u

 No.828526

its NOT

 No.828527

do sexy ladies like connecticut casual

 No.828528

she was abducted

 No.828529

whats connecticut casual

 No.828530

baste abos

 No.828531

are those things even human

 No.828532

theyre more human than varg

 No.828533

hey hima just woke up in dire need of a latte

 No.828534

DO NOT refresh

 No.828535

stop drinking milk

 No.828536

>>828533
dont forget to read and highlight

 No.828537

i already read and refreshed and i wont be highlighting

 No.828538

gotta have my coff

 No.828539

>>828535
The Boss said i need the calcium and vitamin D

 No.828540

ill give you some vitamin d

 No.828541

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 No.828543

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 No.828545

>>828541
basted waha

 No.828546

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 No.828547

sigh wish my cousin would come over again

last time she was over she stayed until like 11pm

she really wanted to spend the night then too sigh she asked like 4 times and her sister too

is it weird that 12 year old and 10 year old girls would want to spend the night with a 26 year old mate

 No.828548

shitty gifts this year for 9/11

 No.828549

can you repost that cat video that got destroyed

 No.828550

can you describe it

 No.828551

the fat one

 No.828552

the cooking one

 No.828553


 No.828554

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 No.828555

basted

 No.828556


 No.828557

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 No.828558

found it without your help

 No.828559


 No.828560

>>828557
thats pretty much what i do except im an ugly man

 No.828561

The Boss is talking to her sis and flapperlaughing hard think shes gonno pee herself again

 No.828562

what do you mean again

 No.828563

you know

 No.828564

think ill get chicken for dinner again

 No.828565

hope its butter chicken

 No.828566

wish i had some butter chicken

 No.828567

halloween is where sexy ladies dress up as witches and princesses and knock on neets doors to ask them to smell their feet and give them candy

 No.828568

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 No.828569

they dont do that

 No.828570

have you never heard the extended trick or treat rhyme it goes as follows
trick or treat smell my feet give me something good to eat if you dont i dont care ill pull down your underwear
it might be pull down my underwear in the end i havent heard it in a while

 No.828571

you made that up and its dumb

 No.828572

cunnilingus made me up and im dumb

 No.828573

apparently theres a variation as well
trick or treat smell my feet give me something good to eat if you dont just beware ill show you my underwear
these are pretty erotic

 No.828574

im sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo flapper

 No.828575

愛 halloween

 No.828576

birthday is coming and i am panicking

 No.828577

halloween pinches

 No.828578

>>828571
no its the official saying the least sexual one is
trick or treat smell my feet give me something good to eat NOT too big NOT too small just the size of montreal

the constant is the smelling of feet depending on what happens it means at the very least a sexy lady will ask you to smell her feet and either pull down your underwear or show you hers

 No.828579

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 No.828580

yeah no you made it up

 No.828581

sexy ladies are all talk no action

 No.828582

thinkin about harukas sweaty underage body

 No.828583


 No.828584

cant believe i played almost 300 hours of duels of the planeswalkers

 No.828585

time to fire up some pork sandwiches

 No.828586

>>828579
crying

 No.828587

its no use posting old stuff here

 No.828588

thats NOT true

 No.828589

kind of feel like getting chicken but

 No.828590


 No.828591

grabbed some mcdonalds get a big mac up in ya

 No.828592

no boost you

 No.828593

big mac and large fries to go junior chicken on the side

 No.828594

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 No.828595

i posted that weeks go neetblog

 No.828596

my wife is asian

 No.828597

>>828590
wish i was capable of doing stuff like this i can only blog

 No.828598

same im just a blog in a cage

 No.828599

just a mcflurry without oreos or smarties in it

 No.828600

hate halloween
hate all dumb consumerist holidays

 No.828601

hate antihalloweenorms

 No.828602

i throw shite at halloweenies

 No.828603

you throw shit at yourself

 No.828604

feel no need to post on hima lately just NOT interested in anything thats talked about here
NOT interested in internet culture or news or technorm shit or sushi bars or anime or trainee girl or sexy ladies

 No.828605

same

 No.828606

boost trainee girl stupid bitch

 No.828607

gonno snap her

 No.828608

愛 fictional halloween hate real halloween

 No.828609

havent watched any seasonal anime ever since ryuuou no oshigoto

 No.828610

you missed out

 No.828611

nah

 No.828612

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sigh

 No.828613

>>828558
watch his other videos too theyre all good

 No.828614

>>828612
feel like absolute shit watching this
cant contain it gonno blast myself

 No.828615

raining

 No.828616

>>828595
sorry i forgot

 No.828617


 No.828618

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 No.828619

dont think trainee girl has much free time she started college

 No.828620

>>828618
flapperlaughing even though ive seen this 100 times

 No.828621

just renamed my cat to nyansuke

 No.828622

>>828621
let the cat name itself

 No.828623

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 No.828624

wish The Boss would have let me name myself

 No.828625

might start using my segway again

 No.828626

gonno get a cool name change to sam olsen

 No.828627

get some heelys

 No.828628


 No.828629

>>828627
disgusting face

 No.828630

theres only one thing i hate more than gingers

 No.828631


 No.828632

NOT asking what is it

 No.828633

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 No.828634

wish i was her

 No.828635

>>828633
del

 No.828636

gonno watch one piece and morph mates

 No.828637

wish i could let smelly old men use me for money

 No.828638

thats only 200 dollars its a bargain

 No.828639

i would cover her with a blanket and tell her she cant put a price on herself

 No.828640

die wk

 No.828641


 No.828642

dislike that mate

 No.828643

dumb norms cant even go 30 minutes without blabbing

 No.828644

where can i find a teengirl to flip me tonight

 No.828645


 No.828646

>>828638
thats too expensive

 No.828647

>>828645
his teeth are fake

 No.828648


 No.828649

>>828646
200 is less than i spend jerking it for a month

 No.828650

>>828641
gonno pad my room with these things

 No.828651

NOThing like a shirtless test drive with the top down after a night of working on the racecar

glad thats over with it took me 15 minutes alone to remember how i got the car jacked up so high

 No.828652

flip carnorms theyll never be as fast as me

 No.828653

my mind can go faster than any vehicle

 No.828654

how did you get it jacked up so high did you use planks

 No.828655

>>828630
im ginger

 No.828656

would it be weird to put a prop severed hand at my store in a drawer as a halloween prank

 No.828657

no everyone does that

 No.828658

me work at water store

 No.828659

just realized ginger is an anagram for nigger

 No.828660

flapper

 No.828661

spilled my jellybeans

 No.828662

hate jellybeans they taste like ass

 No.828663

flip you you dont know anything

 No.828664

reflapper reflapper reflapper

 No.828665

>>828655
nice gingerblog

 No.828666


 No.828667

playing some bf4 by myself

 No.828668

gonno rage

 No.828669

already raging join the fire rager

 No.828670

A AAAAAAAABAS OF A GOOD VINTAGE RESTORATION IS A GREAT WAY 20 35 100 AND A GOOD VINTAGE RESTORATION IS A GREAT WAY FOR YOU AND YOUR BUSINESS AND YOUR BUSINESS TO MAKE YOUR LIFE EASIER AND MORE SUCCESSFUL IN YOUR LIFE AND YOUR BUSINESS IS THE BEST WAY TO GET YOUR BUSINESS TO SUCCEED IN YOUR BUSINESS AND YOUR BUSINESS AND YOUR BUSINESS

 No.828671

cant stop watching these

 No.828672

what

 No.828673

havent seen a good life lesson from travis woo in a while

 No.828674

that song is about me and the npcs

 No.828675

this ones a bit sexier

 No.828676

underage black ai

 No.828677

oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooog

 No.828678

wonder why men pay to flip girls but girls wont pay me to flip

 No.828679

gonno impregnate a underage volleyballer

 No.828680

>>828678
get a big dick and girls will pay to be flipped

 No.828681

thought beta stains wouldve held up better he got steamed by the basted sv3rige

 No.828682

asked scape boss about scape yesterday and he said he has no maxed chars and that he pks a lot so he has like 10 accounts

 No.828683

nice pkboss

 No.828684

would 愛 to see a vegan gains pastor anderson debate

 No.828685

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drinking a bottle of this again hoo boy forgot how good it was
stopped drinking it because its labeled as sparkling gsnapfruit juice but the gsnapfruit juice comes after apple juice

 No.828686

gsnapfruits are baste

 No.828687

>>828684
pastor anderson said that its NOT sinful to NOT eat meat its just pointless

 No.828688

https://youtu.be/VJoRPJny4XE?t=389
nice japman
seki might like this one if he hasnt seen it already

 No.828689

hc char died in poe huge mob made my sushi bar freeze surprised i played so long

 No.828690

and so aNOTher cycle of poe expansion ends

 No.828691

didnt even fire this league up i was too busy playing wow

 No.828692

playing bfa is suffering

 No.828693

File: 1536730531043.mp3 (3.31 MB, 09. ワルキューレのバースデイソング.mp3)

this one is for nb

 No.828694

gonno fire up some more erin episodes

 No.828695

>>828690
ive been cycling for years

 No.828696

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 No.828697

>>828693
its NOT my birthday

 No.828698

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 No.828699

i have read that one

 No.828700

>>828681
i watched it and it looks like the obnoxious vegnorms dominated

 No.828701

nah they got owned

 No.828702

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phew

 No.828703

remember when I was looking for a scary sushi bar to play during halloween and ended up playing NOThing

 No.828704

evil bitch

 No.828705

bored and reflappered

 No.828706

anyone there

 No.828707

yeah

 No.828708

youre late

 No.828709

i was making sushi sorry

 No.828710

kinda want to make actual sushi

 No.828711

i have awakened

 No.828712

morning

 No.828713

havent slept should i stay up all day hima

 No.828714

ya

 No.828715

had a dream that i woke up in japan and i was japanese all along then i actually woke up and raged hard

 No.828716

in time i realized i was more japanese than the japanese themselves

 No.828717

eatring some big ol pork sandwiches hima theyre good

 No.828718

pic

 No.828719

File: 1536746814506.jpg (117.24 KB, 769x1024, red_state_bbq_pulled_pork_sandwich_@aaron_yih-….jpg)


 No.828720

baste chink

 No.828721

>>828718
sorry i already ate them

 No.828722

okay ill stay up

 No.828723

wonder who would be designated pitmaster at the mansion

 No.828724

愛 a good pit

 No.828725


 No.828726

wish i played ffxi back in the day sigh

 No.828727

you missed out

 No.828728

didnt have enough money to play a lot of video sushi bars growing up could only afford the big ones and sometimes we ended up with shite sushi bars that we would play a ton just because theyre there

 No.828729

the hima private server

 No.828730

hate poornorms

 No.828731

played swg back in the day it was baste

 No.828732

go to hell pastawealth

 No.828733

been making sushi all my life

 No.828734

>>828732
NOT me actually i grew up poor too

 No.828735

guess ill take a big morph gotta move the next two days sigh bye hima

 No.828736

need a name for my new tera character

 No.828737

magnificientmoony

 No.828738

>>828688
hate this mate

 No.828739

if you were to go back in time do you think it would be possible to breed with a australopithecus or some other hominid
where is the cutoff for viable offspring

 No.828740

dont know what that is

 No.828741

has anyone ever impregnated a monkey before
seems like that would be about the same as breeding with a 3 million year old protohuman

 No.828742


 No.828743


 No.828744

>>828689
stopped playing because of the 60% packet loss at their host

 No.828745

sigh i need a phd in making sushi just to understand how to play warrior

 No.828746

time to wank

 No.828747

shaved my feet

 No.828748

>>828745
tera warrior right

 No.828749

ya

 No.828750

its NOT worth it

 No.828751

gonno rub my penis against eevee

 No.828752

stop

 No.828753


 No.828754

SANchi pinchi SANchi pinchi SANchi pinchi SANchi pinchi SANchi pinchi SANchi pinchi SANchi pinchi SANchi pinchi SANchi pinchi SANchi pinchi SANchi pinchi SANchi pinchi SANchi pinchi

 No.828755

gonno fire up some ramen

 No.828756

File: 1536770533513.jpg (113.7 KB, 635x903, Dm2Sd96VAAAkKH1.jpg)


 No.828757

gonno marry a anime girl

 No.828758

how come fats dont have extra muscular jaw muscles if all they do is chew food

 No.828759

fats dont chew they absorb

 No.828760

only my railgun can shoot it

 No.828761

because they eat soft mushy garbage and NOT things that require chewing like vegetables

 No.828762

you cant see their jaws beneath their fat fool

 No.828763

theyre

 No.828764

regret staying awake

 No.828765

ate

 No.828766

eatblog

 No.828767

fell for the 16gb ram meme sigh

 No.828768

foolish decimalnorm

 No.828769

The Boss called me a bunch of times never answered hehe

 No.828770

shes gonno rage

 No.828771

bhole winked again

 No.828772

mutated work and got back home early instead gonno make some coffee

 No.828773

guess ill have a quick jo and jog

 No.828774

jognorm

 No.828775


 No.828776

NOThing i hate more than drugnorms

 No.828777

its a pain to live in the usa

 No.828778

exercisenroms are worse same with technerms

 No.828779

kitty jumped on me lap

 No.828780

NOT even close

 No.828781

sexnorm and gfnorms to

 No.828782

愛 a good wake n bake

 No.828783

boost gfnorms

 No.828784

NOThin norm

 No.828785

NOThing wrong with having a loving The Boss brothers

 No.828786

hol up
dont tell me that you didnt only fall for the neet meme but the virg meme too
what the flip are you doing with your life

 No.828787

愛 a good workout

 No.828788


 No.828789

gonno have a nice tall glass of milk

 No.828790

do NOT

 No.828791

comparing crime rates to japan cant really find any western country that can even compete

 No.828792

its because they dont report it trust me theyre quick to steal wallets

 No.828793

i didnt know dropping a wallet is considered stealing in japan i guess their standards are very high

 No.828794

how do you just drop a wallet without having holes in your pockets youre just a weeb who doesnt want to believe the truth

 No.828795

every murder is reported as suicide there because the police doesnt want to lose face plus yakuza thugs extort tourists all the time

 No.828796

the monkey obaasan did it

 No.828797


 No.828798

your giant glutes pushed your wallet out of your back pocket while you were scavenging for free women

 No.828799

cant believe turt didnt receive a complimentary japgf but onseki got to impregnate every gal in the country

 No.828800

at least nobody can say i didnt try

 No.828801

annoying new hire is at my store today he asked if i said i didnt want to work with trainee girl
apparently shes causing problems at the other store

 No.828802

im the new hire

 No.828803

need a new keyboard which one should i get

 No.828804

i got a ducky shine 3 would NOT recommend it

 No.828805

i keep my wallet in my front pocket

 No.828806

weirdo

 No.828807

think i need some new jog tunes these are getting stale

 No.828808


 No.828809

>>828803
poker 3

 No.828810

File: 1536787006019.jpg (165.47 KB, 1129x2015, image0.jpg)

why would anyone be a retail cuck or a financial analyst or an engineer when they could be a forklift operator like a real man

 No.828811

my dad is a forklift operator

 No.828812

never mess with a forklift operator that listens to acdc and was born in may

 No.828813


 No.828814

File: 1536790362333.jpg (684.54 KB, 2091x1067, 1517679152418.jpg)

this one always cracks me up hehe

 No.828815

woke up hey mates hows it hangin

 No.828816

>>828814
this is one of my favorite jo scenarios to imagine

 No.828817

>>828814
wish turt would just come out already

 No.828818

onseki are you seeing this

 No.828819

>>828814
think ill jo to this

 No.828820

>>828817
NOT homo just cel

 No.828821

funny how its implied that having your twin sis basically snap you all the time is natural and even expected

 No.828822


 No.828823


 No.828824

tired of the lack of iridium updates i had more fun with waterfox

 No.828825

woke up with ballpain should i be worried

 No.828826

>>828823
forced animation

 No.828827

simply sperm

 No.828828

time for a latte

 No.828829

how can an op have forced animation

 No.828830

called The Boss an npc

 No.828831

pilling The Boss on the cia

 No.828832

all women are npcs it goes without saying
i did bring it up to her once anyway and she got a little upset

 No.828833

everyone is an npc except for me

 No.828834

same

 No.828835

\(・ω・\)SAN値!(/・ω・)/ピンチ!

 No.828836

theyre actually pretty easy to spot youd know that if you-
oh
nevermind

 No.828837

>>828835
burned myself out on this song by listening to it hundreds of times in a row a few years ago

 No.828838

http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm20561439
simply listen to the kyon version instead

 No.828839

same also the sis 愛r friend one

 No.828840


 No.828841

new mate asked why i never asked trainee girl to do anything

 No.828842

anyone going to buy the new assetto corsa

 No.828843

did you tell him it was because youre a wk

 No.828844

>>828842
no im NOT a carnorm

 No.828845

>>828841
she told him to ask you

 No.828846

i said i never had the chance maybe you dont need to know someone as well as i thought to ask them to do something

 No.828847

are you talking about ordering her around at work or getting pinchjobs

 No.828848

he specifically asked why i havent gone for a ride with her because we both ride

 No.828849

sexnorms are freaks how could you just ask something like that

 No.828850

if youre NOT gonno do anything then stop posting about it cunnilingus its frustrating either do something or dont

 No.828851

rager

 No.828852

well i never had the chance i dont want to call out of the blue like a creep i was waiting for to ask her in person

 No.828853

this is what happens when manbabies get all of their knowledge of romance from anime

 No.828854


 No.828855

>>828842
sushi bars are NOT worth buying

 No.828856

you should support your favorite sushi bar developers

 No.828857

they only make shallow slot machine simulators

 No.828858

File: 1536795391040.png (Spoiler Image, 1.39 MB, 1281x1440, 1536774327865.png)


 No.828859

what should i jo to

 No.828860

piss

 No.828861

File: 1536796347802.png (1.11 MB, 1920x1080, 1536796228743.png)

what do you think neetblog

 No.828862

die reiko

 No.828863

gonno feast on this tkng

 No.828864

piss in my pants

 No.828865

bush piss instead

 No.828866

think ill make a slayer

 No.828867

File: 1536797137217.jpg (62 KB, 600x840, f12877d1c08dbc783f4d24f9736d663b.jpg)


 No.828868

>>828858
posted that t pic there once and they have been reposting it ever since

 No.828869

i posted it first

 No.828870

stomach burns hima

 No.828871

>>828868
basted

 No.828872

cummed

 No.828873

gth cummer

 No.828874

File: 1536798381787.jpg (165.22 KB, 512x833, harukana02.jpg)

phew nice

 No.828875

nice nipples

 No.828876

dumb bitch should have wore a modest swimsuit

 No.828877

>>828875
thanks

 No.828878

big fan of small details like underboob fat abdomen definition and the part where you can see the inside of their ass cheek from the side

 No.828879

File: 1536798827649.webm (439.34 KB, 640x360, 1530859348436.webm)


 No.828880

gonno nichijo

 No.828881

愛 boss cat

 No.828882

gonno go to wendys get my free burg

 No.828883

im baking my own burger bun rn

 No.828884

gonno jerk it hard to wendy shes just begging to be jerked to and spermed all over

 No.828885


 No.828886

shes a child

 No.828887

what is that one rhythm tengoku song

 No.828888

File: 1536800881704.png (648.64 KB, 644x754, PayDaddyCool.png)


 No.828889


 No.828890

its been 2 days max sigh

 No.828891

showered gonno jack it and morph

 No.828892

File: 1536803102855.png (460.71 KB, 706x662, ok.png)


 No.828893

File: 1536803971629.jpg (117.65 KB, 584x749, 1369873574421.jpg)


 No.828894

hate that mate who clicks the post at the bottom of the thread to open the quick reply window just to post a linus vid

 No.828895

hate begets hate

 No.828896

hate leads to suffering

 No.828897

i hate because they made me suffer

 No.828898


 No.828899

he should slaughter those sheep

 No.828900

File: 1536806447091.gif (2.67 MB, 500x280, tumblr_om0d6o1nvw1rsghfro1_500.gif)


 No.828901

guess ill snoze

 No.828902

gonno watch one piece and eat some lemon pie

 No.828903

die snozer

 No.828904

back from the touge i really got into it this time the only thing on my mind was the road it was the same as when i play tetris

 No.828905

nice nobbel

 No.828906

still planning on getting a miata hope i dont get cheated

 No.828907

max you hurt me today

 No.828908

nice zonenig dont get yourself killed on the road

 No.828909

File: 1536810821038.png (199.62 KB, 720x412, 1.PNG)


 No.828910

ate one tuna and onion sandwich too many gonno hurl and snoze

 No.828911

gth snozer

 No.828912

>>828908
the funny thing is its NOT like anyone would ever learn what happened to me all of the sudden i would just disappear

found a bunch of water machine schematics on the manufacturers websites now i simply need to go through and identify and name 130 of them and upload them to the drive

 No.828913

it would be on the local news and they would use your mugshot

 No.828914

rode past many bike accidents never seen any of the people named

 No.828915

bikes are needlessly dangerous get yourself a slow automatic car with abs and airbags

 No.828916

dont know if i could see myself in a car theyre needlessly large and cut you off from everything that makes riding fun and if you dont die in the first two years you develop precog for bad drivers almost got merged into today again on the freeway but since i knew it was coming i was able to avoid it
same thing happened on a regular speed road so i just got in the very edge of the lane and looked at the mate and he knew what he did wrong and went back to his lane

 No.828917

チュルリラ・チュルリラ・ダッダッダ makes me want to dance and jo at the same time

 No.828918

File: 1536814241510.jpg (Spoiler Image, 2.37 MB, 1590x2125, 3 (2).jpg)

alice...

 No.828919

alice sure is underage

 No.828920

those look like my arms

 No.828921

why are they so black

 No.828922

wouldnt mind marrying alice and having 10 kids like pastor anderson

 No.828923

why would you want to pollute the world with your inferior neet genes than goodness women selected you out

 No.828924

projecting

 No.828925

wish a sexual selector would choose me for reproduction

 No.828926

yes the same happened to me and it was a respectable choice i nod my head to women for their wisdom
they are correct what the world truly needs are more 6'4" trailer park meth addicts and blacks

 No.828927

why does it bother you so much

 No.828928

they dont call him whino for NOThing

 No.828929

because a winner must think NOT of how the world is but how the world should be

 No.828930

75 schematics identified and renamed thinking of stopping here and doing something

 No.828931

doing what

 No.828932

File: 1536815952544.png (349.48 KB, 800x800, albanese-gummiawesomeblossoms2-800x800.png)

listen to bemani music and munch on some albanese gummies

 No.828933

would eat some water ice but my tongue is raw from eating so much over the past two days

 No.828934

wouldnt mind NOT existing

 No.828935

youre in luck in just a few decades youre going to get to do a lot of non existing

 No.828936

wish i had never existed dying is scary

 No.828937

its normal

 No.828938

humans developed higher intelligence to find food more efficiently but it came with all the extra baggage of things like existential angst its funny

 No.828939

are you doing drugs again

 No.828940

crying hard

 No.828941

anxious sigh

 No.828942

File: 1536819640740.jpg (220.87 KB, 869x1248, s000.jpg)

that takes me back dont you remember being invited on beach trips by your bullies

 No.828943

hate that manga what a sellout

 No.828944

take it back herkz 愛d that girl

 No.828945

crying hard to

 No.828946

come into the cry circle

 No.828947


 No.828948

got my first zenyte shard today

 No.828949

sigh hope josh is doing ok NOT long before we left liam tried to convince him to pick one of the discords but he refused and said something about normcord

 No.828950

im back hima hey got some kfc

 No.828951

gotta respect joshs conviction

 No.828952

just wokeup

 No.828953

gonno morph

 No.828954

new box of tissues gonno have some fun

 No.828955


 No.828956

nice article and comments

 No.828957

out of tissues

 No.828958

wish i could see varg knocking out an incel degen

 No.828959

varg sympathizes

 No.828960

no he doesnt shitcel

 No.828961

hima makes fun of me for being incel

 No.828962

normcel

 No.828963


 No.828964

dont

 No.828965

gonno wash me sheets

 No.828966

theres a mate i see taking his breaks outside sometimes with a bowlcut and he has the hair on the top part of his head pulled up with a band i really want to snap a pic of him for my compilation but its hard to do from the office window
he hangs out with a blond kid who wears one of those weird pants things like that pic of steve jobs with the kitty NIGGA

 No.828967


 No.828968

that one church shooter brought back the bowlcut

 No.828969

crying hard might rage

 No.828970

File: 1536856233996.jpg (227.68 KB, 640x1800, 1536854343692.jpg)

uh oh

 No.828971

hey hima woke up moving to the farm today for good

 No.828972

is there internet at the farm

 No.828973

yeah

 No.828974

to bad

 No.828975

>>828971
hope you have a good one

 No.828976

how often are you supposed to clean your water cup

 No.828978

once a week

 No.828979

File: 1536859312115.jpg (142.36 KB, 850x1133, __olivia_asobi_asobase_drawn_by_hamsta__sample….jpg)


 No.828980

where is the hair

 No.828981

thinkin about backpacking through europe for a couple of months

 No.828982

can you even speak european

 No.828983

ya bonjour monsieur voglio un brot und kaffe

 No.828984

>>828949
gotta respect josh hes NOT a teen normcorder like turt

 No.828985

got a new wireless chink keyboard

 No.828986

hope pg is having a nice time at the farm

 No.828987

>>828981
just dont walk the camino trail

 No.828988

>>828970
karin is so underage i bet she lets all kinds of ninjas flip her raw and sperm inside her

 No.828989

>>828985
die radionorm

 No.828990

its bluetooth

 No.828991

https://www.the-odin.com/diy-crispr-kit/

wonder if this will be enough to wipe out a few billion norms

 No.828992

>>828987
why NOT

 No.828993

>>828991
this looks cool buy it and let us know
i dont have 120 dollars to spare

 No.828994

die poornorm

 No.828995

accidentally been grimacing all day hope no one NOTiced

 No.828996

File: 1536869215215.jpg (312.31 KB, 762x969, 752f25cdc3b744289557bfb9f2d97fe2.jpg)

this steams the wk

 No.828997

cant stop sneezing

 No.828998

new hire told me his brother needs an operation on his balls because he put them on his friends face while he was sleeping and the friend woke up and uppercutted the balls

 No.828999

mutated my daily jo and now my balls hurt like hell

 No.829000

something about the first sip of coffee makes me smile

 No.829001

sip this

 No.829002

File: 1536872789839.png (83.61 KB, 250x419, 1474529180814.png)


 No.829003

post the one where shes dancing with the pikachu

 No.829004

i never mutate my jos

 No.829005

turn up your speakers

 No.829006

did about 250 schematics in the last 12 hours gonno fire up wow or something

 No.829007

File: 1536874184354.jpg (100.5 KB, 1024x576, 1401665753000.jpg)


 No.829008

play unist with me instead

 No.829009

only us workmates can understand and have a chuckle at this level of humor

 No.829010

dilbert was baste

 No.829011

File: 1536875972284.jpg (856.72 KB, 1000x1295, dd9676ea09ed4f882cd67f1fb6de3b72.jpg)

>>829007
this reminds me yesterday on the touge i saw a focus st with a sticker of this girl in the window

 No.829012

File: 1536876066569.png (1.2 MB, 1280x720, txvmxj.png)

its the nagi girl

 No.829013

shes the one with the nice ass

 No.829014

File: 1536876868576.jpg (Spoiler Image, 453.54 KB, 1000x660, ac4152b5d82324ef767981dd02e29d7f.jpg)


 No.829015

ooooooog

 No.829016

the penis ruins it

 No.829017

anyone else leave dark stains on the toilet seat its like my neet essence gets imprinted on it whenever i sit down to shite

 No.829018

wish to life the neet life again

 No.829019

>>829017
ya i think its just poop

 No.829020

no whatever it is it was on my thighs i think its just dried up sweat

 No.829021

sweat and dead skin

 No.829022


 No.829023

File: 1536877815447.jpg (6.1 KB, 200x60, m.jpg)

where should the hima mansion be located

 No.829024

under a lake

 No.829025

venice

 No.829026


 No.829027

goat boss said he thinks me at this store is a dead end and said he wants me to go to his store because he knows i can do it and trusts me more than the other mates
thats the one store trainee girl said she would never work at because its too far

 No.829028

gonno feast on this pizza

 No.829029

File: 1536881378826.jpg (205.32 KB, 800x600, 90.jpg)

gonno feast on this burg

 No.829030

its pointless posting stuff like that here

 No.829031

feeling real sick hima

 No.829032

is it a disease

 No.829033

drink some tap water

 No.829034

no i just have the sniffles

 No.829035


 No.829036


 No.829037

iowablog

 No.829038

theres NOThing to do

 No.829039

theres always something to do

 No.829040

simply sushi bar or watch something

 No.829041

i dont have any willingness

 No.829042

zen2 is going to use pcie4.0

 No.829043

zen2 is going to use pcie4.0

 No.829044

slam jam

 No.829045

was pcie 4 the time they were going to switch sockets or was it ddr5

 No.829046

himas dead time to close it

 No.829047

blame onseki

 No.829048

almost had gay sex tonight i used turts pics and and agreed to show up at some mates apartment and posted a pic of me in the parking lot and then drove off and deleted the app hehe

 No.829049

fag

 No.829050

no queers allowed on hima ban his ass

 No.829051

its just a prank bro

 No.829052


 No.829053

>>829052
basted

 No.829054

my baste matepastor anderson is the only true pastor in this vast land

 No.829055

hapa boy confessed to sis in front of everyone and she turned him down

 No.829056


 No.829057

File: 1536889927752.png (188.57 KB, 750x1334, DF3B74EE-361B-4F84-9AEB-BD1F1E8798BB.png)


 No.829058

ooog pcie5 oooog

 No.829059

uhh oog haha

 No.829060

ban gaysuz now

 No.829061

gonno oog

 No.829062

(」・ω・)」SAN値!(/・ω・)/ピンチ!

 No.829063

all ooged out

 No.829064

baste fagseki

 No.829065

im bæs

 No.829066

im oogin out

 No.829067

nice touge run tonight i saw a coyote and a teengirl

 No.829068

what do you mena teengirl

 No.829069

like she was at the overlook at the end

 No.829070

did you save her

 No.829071

no she was just sitting there on the bench
starting to learn the road im confident riding at night

 No.829072

stop touge running its dangerous

 No.829073

File: 1536894690679.webm (Spoiler Image, 705.65 KB, 1280x720, [HorribleSubs] Ryuuou no Oshigoto! - 03 [720p….webm)


 No.829074

its NOT dangerous because i wait for the gate to close

 No.829075

guess ill watch one piece and morph

 No.829076

went past fwbc and the lights are on and i can see people inside
theres a prius in front and some hyundai

 No.829077

File: 1536896133472.mp3 (8.63 MB, 16. Seve.mp3)


 No.829078

accidentally knocked a spider into the unknown without incapacitating it first sigh

 No.829079

was thinking of playing shaman but it seems like it pinches for bfa

 No.829080

scape boss called and told me to get an app called pure what is it

 No.829081

it is a dating app i think he is hitting on you

 No.829082


 No.829083

baste

 No.829084

nice link talking about dickles and flesh pickles

 No.829085

what do they do on tour

 No.829086

hes in a pickle

 No.829087


 No.829088

File: 1536900396117.jpg (781.42 KB, 1000x1250, 497bc89ac7f66ab603e58469183247aa.jpg)


 No.829089

why did cunnilingus invent peds and then invent sexy ladies

 No.829090

>>829087
what the hell is going on

 No.829091

>>829089
sexy ladies came before the peds

 No.829092

oh yeah when i left fwbc i NOTiced that the place is right up against a trailer park it was weird ive never seen one so far west into the city

 No.829093

as recently as 100 years ago pedophilia was the norm

 No.829094

it still is

 No.829095

its NOT

 No.829096

made popcorn again

 No.829097

sexy ladyness begets pedness

 No.829098

why did onseki forget how much he liked the little flapper embed and wont embed anything else

 No.829099


 No.829100

File: 1536903478402.jpg (16.92 KB, 647x115, uh oh.jpg)

>>828972
barely

 No.829101

will you need to shift from sexual anime girl drawings to erotic literature

 No.829102

is that enough to even torrent anime with

 No.829103

the beauty of torrenting is that your download speed doesnt matter you can jerk it 25 times and wait for your 250mb anime episode to finish downloading over 2 weeks thats what i did back in the day

 No.829104

daddy remembers the days of downloading series over many days or weeks and hoping that the few people seeding would keep seeding it seems like downloads have become much more reliable and plentiful now

 No.829105

>>829102
deadfish its gonno have to be

 No.829106

>>829104
sigh good times except i had an 8GB limit too and if i went over it the speed would slow to like 16KB/s for the rest of the month so i had to choose carefully which shows i wanted to watch or sushi bars i wanted to download

 No.829107

ah acca dacca and fishing with tribe
good times

 No.829108

>>829106
8gb was decent back in the day with episodes of anime being about 40mb or 120mb

 No.829109

it was shared between me and my brother we almost always went over

 No.829110


 No.829111

oh boost ooog oh boost oh boost ooooooog

 No.829112

would anyone actually watch if i recorded my touge runs

 No.829113

>>829100
better upload speed than my internet

 No.829114

hell no

 No.829115

all the bandwidth in the world doesnt matter if the internet is bad
mid 2000s was the sweet spot

 No.829116


 No.829117

the internet is better than ever

 No.829118

id kill you irl for saying that

 No.829119

found a mate who drives the same touge wonder if ill run into him

 No.829120

internet is at an all time low point the norms have complete control and im crying

 No.829121

nah

 No.829122

going to go to pnigs touge with my team and set a new record to mog all comers

 No.829123

gonno make some crêpe suzette

 No.829124

a department of transportation mate came in to the store before and said one of my favorite roads was repaved its the one where the mate drove his bmw off the cliff because he hit some gravel because the road was entirely gravel defiantly going to have to go there one day

 No.829125

>>829119
wow hes got the eurobeat and everything

 No.829126

File: 1536906455568.png (154.81 KB, 1009x578, Untitled-1.png)

the plot thickens

 No.829127

typical camaro owner

 No.829128

carnorms are the worst

 No.829129

powerful

 No.829130

is bikeseki here can he comment on this underage woman

 No.829131

onseki told me to tell you to go to hell

 No.829132

tried pilling The Boss all week telling her the hurricane would be no big deal its just the media fluffing it up because theres NOThing else going on and the npcs falling for it as usual but of course her programming dictates she believes the hive over me and now its barely a category 1 which is basically one step above heavy rainstorm

 No.829133

has anyone heard about the sunspot observatory being shut down by the fbi in new mexico apparently the town was vacated too and theres been no official explanation

 No.829134

yes
its probably extraterrestrials

 No.829135

either aliens or something is happening on the sun

 No.829136

there are lots of places keeping an eye on the sun something would have been leaked by aNOTher team long before now

 No.829137

they dont have the same angle

 No.829138

i thought it was just a normal observatory and the name of the city was sunspot

 No.829139

it was probably just the chinks hacking them to observe the nearby missile site

 No.829140

nah

 No.829141

>>829130
fixies are so dumb but i kinda want one

 No.829142

gonno morph

 No.829143

File: 1536910648333.jpg (57.28 KB, 501x768, gh5jmx58f2m11.jpg)

cunnilingus i wish that was me

 No.829144

simply wish for a small room a futon and an endless supply of noodles imagine sleeping and wallstaring all day flip work

 No.829145

made a nice pair of fried slam jam sandwiches

 No.829146

>>829144
there are people out there willing to fund that lifestyle if you dont mind being buggered occasionally

 No.829147

only if youre a hot little twink

 No.829148

dead hours

 No.829149

never had data cap

 No.829150

hate the 6'7" mate here

 No.829151

man up its all in your head

 No.829152

no shit the hate is in my head where else would it be

 No.829153

File: 1536940046061.webm (761.77 KB, 480x600, d3zd.webm)

wild night at the hima mansion

 No.829154

boost the norms and boost the memes

 No.829155

spermed to children by accident

 No.829156

you didnt

 No.829157

time to sperm

 No.829158

Appy alloween

 No.829159

File: 1536947641536.mp4 (2.18 MB, werewolf.mp4)


 No.829160

whats the point of that video

 No.829161

holy boost are you a virgin

 No.829162

slowest thread in hima history

 No.829163

File: 1536950408231.mp4 (2.34 MB, bad baby.mp4)


 No.829164

im a big flippin virg

 No.829165

whats the point of posting that video is it because of her creepy ugly nails

 No.829166

bad baby

 No.829167

man called me big mate

 No.829168

went to grans surprised i saw my aunt there who i havent seen in years had to talk to her for like 2 hours i feel weird like oversocialized

 No.829169

youre normalizing

 No.829170

havent seen my aunt in over six years
she lives barely 40 miles away i just have literally no interest in talking to her or my obese 15 year old cousin
if i saw them in public i would turn the other direction

 No.829171

>>829169
its only temporary i feel normal for a day or two whenever theres an unexpected family member visiting then it goes back to just talking to The Boss and gran

 No.829172

when i went garage sailing with The Boss she spotted my female cousin walking our way and said dont look in her direction and just keep walking

 No.829173

at my store with aNOTher new hire this one is annoying and wont stop talking and breathing loudly through his mouth

 No.829174

does he have a sister?

 No.829175

you deserve it for acting like i was in the wrong for the limping gross chewer i have to work with

 No.829176

found out my aunt programmed in cobol and fortran back in the 70s

 No.829177


 No.829178

>>829175
think you have me confused with someone else

 No.829179

>>829177
hawaiian neetblog

 No.829180

spermed again

 No.829181

stop sperming and start jacking

 No.829182

File: 1536957107085.jpg (107.77 KB, 640x927, 1536941472357.jpg)

shes got a freakeye

 No.829183

hey hima just woke up hows it going mates

 No.829184

can turt Drive like this

 No.829185

>>829183
going great looking forward to the weekend it just started raining

 No.829186

wish turt would take my ass for a ride

 No.829187


 No.829188

still dont know how to Drive

 No.829189

never drove before

 No.829190

arrogant 6'7" tallnorm started talking about his 400hp 435i so i brought up the cbr which deflated his head some because everyone knows tallnorms are weak against motorcycles they cant ride them because of their freakish bodies

 No.829191

its too dangerous

 No.829192

File: 1536964203950.png (1.5 MB, 2048x1536, 312DF0A706814520B722E0D26AE0D71C.png)


 No.829193

File: 1536964293938.jpg (134.34 KB, 800x450, 1527664583717.jpg)

the more tech illiterate you are the less privacy you have

 No.829194

only someone with something to hide needs privacy

 No.829195

wish people cared about me enough to invade my privacy

 No.829196

>>829193
nice normeme

 No.829197

should i shave my pubes

 No.829198

used to shave my pubes but then realized it was a waste of time

 No.829199

if you want razor burn and ingrown hairs ya or just trim it

 No.829200

is it possible to ride a sport bike if youre 6'4"

 No.829201


 No.829202

never learned how to ride a bike

 No.829203


 No.829204

why return 0 instead of return

 No.829205

old general manager came to my store to get some extra stuff and stayed for 3 hours because he said he was getting sick of trainee girl then the new hire jumped in and they both started talking shit about her saying she seemed way too sheltered and started talking about how theyre sure shes never been flipped hard

 No.829206

those are compliments

 No.829207

why are norms so uncouth it always makes me rage hard internally

 No.829208

dont know what uncouth means

 No.829209

you know if they talk shit about other people theyre certainly talking shit about you as well

 No.829210

uncouth sketches of peasants

 No.829211

dont understand how they were talking shit about her

 No.829212

>>829205
you should report them for sexual harassment you might get their gm job once they are fired

 No.829213

>>829211
she basically lived in a bubble until a year ago and doesnt know anything and doesnt retain anything

>>829209
i dont know probably but it seems like im in some kind of inner circle with the old general manager and scape boss since i was his recommendation as his replacement

 No.829214

>>829212
the old gm doesnt want to be gm and the new mate will NOT be gm he seems to have a hard time understanding things

 No.829215

baste future gmnig

 No.829216

inner circle of norm connections

 No.829217

innorm normicle

 No.829218

The Boss is reading dorian gray again

 No.829219

phew underage little alice

 No.829220

>>829215
the old gm told me that the regional manager said he would ask me but he cant get a good idea of what i want to do in 5 years

 No.829221


 No.829222

where do you see yourself in 5 years

 No.829223

joing extra hard

 No.829224

hope that after im gone people call me that creepy mate who was always by himself

 No.829225

why

 No.829226

>>829222
had to answer this one before being hired it was a trainwreck

 No.829227

why dont you talk?

 No.829228

why dont we open our own water store

 No.829229

>>829225
because its cooler

 No.829230

you do NOT want to interfere with the water syndicate

 No.829231

>>829221
flapperlaughing these are all incredible non answers

 No.829232


 No.829233

die answernorm

 No.829234

>>829232
because the alternative is being known as the mate who helped out the company a lot

 No.829235

the water mafia gets rid of competition by making them sleep with the fishes

 No.829236

File: 1536968661038.jpg (52.02 KB, 583x498, 1398228754413.jpg)


 No.829237

sis smells like c愛 for some reason

 No.829238

she was being flipped by the local c愛 vendor

 No.829239

never understood the lotion while joing thing

 No.829240

because it makes your hand slippery like the inside of a vagina

 No.829241

its required if youre cut

 No.829242

did you know the inside of your cheek feels the same as vaginas

 No.829243

wrong again i jerk it nonstop

 No.829244

but i am cut and i only dryjo

 No.829245

>>829242
i told sis that and she let rub my penis on the inside of her cheek

 No.829246

>>829242
finger smells now

 No.829247

kind of want to make an rpg maker sushi bar but i will probably never get anywhere with it sigh

 No.829248

gonno make my dick extra hard tonight if you know what i mean

 No.829249

dont know what you mena

 No.829250

>>829247
made one before and it pinched hard

 No.829251

wish i had even a moderately fast car so i could go to the track without being a danger to those around me

 No.829252

File: 1536970314933.jpg (745.3 KB, 1200x1378, 2017-04-26-wendys-employee.jpg)


 No.829253

gonno jack off to wendy

 No.829254

actually ill just jerk it instead

 No.829255

>>829247
you need to create a immersive world and write a compelling story first

 No.829256

>>829204
gotta return something

 No.829257

you can just return; and have a void int function

 No.829258

mena string

 No.829259

tekken 7 is 50% off

 No.829260

File: 1536970639986.jpg (Spoiler Image, 156.4 KB, 603x607, 4-d.so_.jpg)


 No.829261

should i get an apu laptop

 No.829262

i just want to make cool boss fights

 No.829263

>>829257
why doesnt that need unnecessary access to memory

 No.829264

specifically a 485 with the 2700u

 No.829265

get an i7 8550u instead

 No.829266

wan show is live with luke

 No.829267


 No.829268

theyre talking about the leaked rtx performance linus just said that it feels like the rtx cards feel rushed and were NOT well thought its over for nvidia

 No.829269

2700u thinkpad isnt available in the us yet wonder if the 2500u is as capable making sushiwise

 No.829270

get a 2500u with dual channel memory

 No.829271

lenovo has a 4+4 option instead of an 8gb module guess thats it for me

 No.829272

jacked it hard

 No.829273

check this video the 2500u gets the exact same fps and sometimes even more for some reason maybe NOTebooks have a problem with cooling so being smaller allows it to stay cooler and turbo harder like how undervolting a vega increases perf

 No.829274

might for some ss

 No.829275

>>829273
the lenovo cooler if its like my 420 is pure copper with huge fins so it should be able to cool the 2700

 No.829276

>>829234
why wouldnt you want to be known as that

 No.829277

>>829241
no its NOT

 No.829278

just mean mugged a couple of teens

 No.829279

hope youre NOT considering the lenovo 720s

 No.829280

because

 No.829281

>>829279
the e485 because i dont want a numpad

 No.829282

File: 1536971832699.png (63.38 KB, 725x515, lenovo-laptop-thinkpad-e485-hero.png)

phew

 No.829283

think my pants are too tight but dont know any girls to get an opinion

 No.829284


 No.829285

baste intel

 No.829286

this new mate is a very slow learner

 No.829287

>>829282
that lenovo only supplies 15w for the cpu so you should NOT get the 2700u

 No.829288

got a big homebrew kit gonno start brewblogging soon hope thats okay

 No.829289


 No.829290

brew some mead

 No.829291

gonno start off with apple wine since its easy

 No.829292

>>829288
hell yeah

 No.829293

ions finished answering questions feels like we didnt get a solid answer to anything other than that theyre gonno fix all the problems in later patches

 No.829294

that would still be here with us today if he just added a few more dontclick folders

 No.829295

thad NOT that

 No.829296

thad\doNOTclick\dontopen\accounting\catcunnilingusdess.mp4

 No.829297

\(・ω・\)SAN値(/・ω・)/ピンチ
\(・ω・\)SAN値(/・ω・)/ピンチ
\(・ω・\)SAN値(/・ω・)/ピンチ

 No.829298

you posted that four times already

 No.829299

what are you going to do about it

 No.829300

we need to send thad a hima invite when he gets out

 No.829301

hes going to post illegal things and get hima deleted

 No.829302

the thought of flipping trainee girl hard keeps popping into my head now

 No.829303

trainee girl hates flipping

 No.829304

>>829301
hes learned his lesson

 No.829305

schedule trainee girl to your store

 No.829306

nice ion didnt answer a single pvp question

 No.829307

literally die wowteennorm

 No.829308

>>829305
i dont do scheduling even if i did i would feel unironically weird scheduling her to work with me

 No.829309

its NOT weird if you schedule yourself alone and with someone else first

 No.829310

gonno sip my monster ultra and blast acdc

 No.829311

baste boomer

 No.829312

gonno munch some almond rounds then snoze

 No.829313

hope theyre chinese rounds

 No.829314


 No.829315

need to shite

 No.829316

>>829314
nice karen

 No.829317

shat

 No.829318

saw a silvia today it had a ridiculous bosozoku style spoiler on it

 No.829319

the owner has a channel for it flip this im deleting the pictures i took of it

 No.829320

raging at those earrings

 No.829321

>>829319
nice sodomite

 No.829322

>>829319
dumb richnorm teenmates
flip generic drift vloggers theyre all jaypee boys

 No.829323

gonno dislike all this fags videos
hate the shitty car scene so much wish these dumb oretend jdm mates would leave cars alone and stop ruining 240s

 No.829324

kid must be like 19 getting angry as hell little faggy nigger with an earring just go flip 愛ly ladies or something the whole car scene would 愛 it if you crashed your pos 240sx into the only tree in your shitty state

 No.829325

nice rager

 No.829326

gonno rage

 No.829327

can someone make that comment on the vid i already left him a nice comment

 No.829328

commentnorm

 No.829329

nn

 No.829330

nice rageseki

 No.829331

gonno get donuts and chocolate milk for dinner smiling really big right now thinking about it

 No.829332

are you a sexy lady or something make a real mans dinner like tuna melts and coke zero

 No.829333

speaking of which gonno make myself a couple of tuna sandwiches and watch one piece

 No.829334

ate a taco mre for dinner and an offbrand dr pepper

 No.829335

>>829332
it was donuts or pizza maybe ill just get both

 No.829336

>>829334
which doctor was it

 No.829337

could also get in n out burgs

 No.829338

regret getting burgs this place is filled with teens

 No.829339

>>829334
nice steve

 No.829340

thinking about getting a prelude instead of aNOTher bike

 No.829341

File: 1536983864295.jpg (60.86 KB, 625x533, 1402670404897.jpg)


 No.829342

File: 1536984078652.jpg (68.33 KB, 800x450, p7f5kzlfue2zqcyyu9ld.jpg)

just look at it

 No.829343

now i remember why i avoid fridays

 No.829344

File: 1536984215647.jpg (110.79 KB, 800x592, 318ti11.jpg)


 No.829345

dcn

 No.829346


 No.829347

nice The Boss ordered pizza while i was asleep yet they didnt save me any even though im paying all of the bills here so her and her dyke daughter can survive it feels like once every month i have to relearn them some respect

i guess a womans brain resets after a while the more kindness you show the more they think they can get away with

 No.829348

nicetron

 No.829349

the old gm said trainee girl almost dropped her bike today i keep thinking about it and her being flipped hard

 No.829350

i think norms dont understand that me merely allowing them to live shows infinite mercy i might have to relearn this entire world some respect

 No.829351

>>829336
dr dazzle

 No.829352


 No.829353

File: 1536986539488.webm (2.48 MB, 1280x720, 1536974910114.webm)

why do roasts do this

 No.829354

what a freak

 No.829355

NOT as bad as norms putting ketchup on hotdogs

 No.829356

havent eaten ketchup since i saw a movie box when i was 7 that flipped some sort of switch and made me find ketchup gross

 No.829357

i havent posted on hima because i cant open webms which are 20% of the conversation at least

 No.829358

why cant you open webms

 No.829359

no browser on ios supports them

 No.829360

get the vlc app

 No.829361

anyone want to ride around in a van and jump out when we see roasts and pummel them before getting back in the van and taking off

it could be a hima tradition

 No.829362

no

 No.829363

why did onseki forsake us

 No.829364

onsekis here right now

 No.829365

been a while since i got free donuts but defiantly NOT a while since i got various free foods and stuff

 No.829366

dont accept handouts

 No.829367

the extra donuts will be the dessert for my donut dinner

 No.829368

why is turt chimpin out

 No.829369

hes lonely

 No.829370

someone smiled at him while walking past and he took it as them making fun of him

 No.829371

if someone smiles at turt or an ugly freak like me theyre most likely making fun of us

 No.829372

never trust a smile

 No.829373

where can i find girls to make fun of me

 No.829374

in groups
a norm will keep their lips sealed if theyre alone but if you get them in a large enough group and if youre weak looking enough theyll openly berate you

 No.829375

i saw multiple groups of girls tonight and NOT one of them made fun of me

 No.829376

its because youre black and statistically more likely to engage in violent crime
try being a white nerd

 No.829377

old gm asked if i was actually part black and trainee girl flat out refused to believe it so i think that excuse doesnt work even goat boss who grew up in detroit didnt know i was black

 No.829378

nice paul

 No.829379

what is northp hole

 No.829380

forgot my encryption password again

 No.829381

just guess it

 No.829382

simple rustic delicious
done

 No.829383

nice pastamate

 No.829384

its 30 characters long

 No.829385

File: 1536992334956.jpg (35.37 KB, 525x525, 1536991033495.jpg)


 No.829386

just got a happy sensation

 No.829387

die

 No.829388

bitch im angelic

 No.829389

onseki ban normsuz please

 No.829390

why is it ok to borrow books from a library but NOT ok to illegally download movies and music

 No.829391

no one would bother reading books otherwise

 No.829392

>>829389
the seki specifically unbans haysuz repeatedly

 No.829393

should i snoze

 No.829394

ya im gonno snoze after this corm

 No.829395

shh keep it down im trying to snoze here

 No.829396

should i crack open a box of chardonnay or is everyone asleep

 No.829397

have some dwale instead

 No.829398

time for aNOTher can of sliced pineapples in heavy syrup

 No.829399

im playing blackout

 No.829400

whats corm

 No.829401

you could have picked light syrup or pineapple juice but instead you chose heavy syrup thats flipping sickening

 No.829402

im sickening

 No.829403


 No.829404

File: 1536997806143.jpg (77.07 KB, 564x718, linus.JPG)


 No.829405

me when i spot the soylent truck and find myself sipping on a sweet chai

 No.829406

egf bought me nekopara

 No.829407

>>829377
theyre just being cautious they dont want to risk losing their jobs in the current politically correct climate

 No.829408

wish my lgf was in heat

 No.829409

>>829353
what the flip was that a chicken tender or some kind of funnel cake

 No.829410

looks like a chicken tender

 No.829411

spermed to kids completely on purpose

 No.829412

finally achieved a hot bod like i was advised to when do the sexy ladies start flocking to me i am even willing to settle for some high school girls i was told they canNOT resist a sculpted male physique so why have they NOT come to me

 No.829413

nice jackedblog

 No.829414

http://www.foxnews.com/food-drink/2018/09/04/mcdonalds-customers-create-fake-poster-to-hang-in-restaurant-promoting-racial-diversity.html

while this is sickening liberal propaganda and the two who committed the act should be executed i canNOT deny that it is quite amusing

 No.829415

basted chinks being upset because they werent being commercially snapped and doing free advertising for a multi billion dollar company

 No.829416

think ants might have colonized the computer flip they keep appearing on the keyboard especially

 No.829417

also did you know the black ones are also capable of biting these flipping neetblogs have attacked me on multiple occasions because i had been overly tolerant of them assumed only those big red ones were vicious

 No.829418

swear there were ants in my monitor at one point they would appear out of nowhere on there

 No.829419

guess its aNOTher sleepless night

 No.829420

theres those big soldier ants here at the farm i like them

 No.829421

where are the farm pics

 No.829422

i am afpie eating contest that due to recent circumstances i will be temporarily absent from hima

 No.829423

>>829421
ive been too busy maybe in a few days

 No.829424

what is the biggest spider in the world

 No.829425

why dont spiders just stake out at anthives and gorge on the convenient foodsource to their hearts contents

 No.829426

because the ants would swarm and kill the spider

 No.829427

>>829424
goliath tarantula

 No.829428

stop talking about spiders mates im arachnaphobic and i get weird sensations

 No.829429

is it arousal

 No.829430

File: 1537003204673.png (166.65 KB, 720x1280, 1536993403618.png)

damn it NOT again

 No.829431


 No.829432

no its the feeling of phantom legs on my skin its terrifying flip you

 No.829433


 No.829434

>>829425
have you heard of antspiders

 No.829435

goodnight

 No.829436

File: 1537018382152.jpg (118.69 KB, 1200x748, epic.jpg)


 No.829437

guess ill have some fish and chips

 No.829438

ive woken

 No.829439

>>829436
neither are sexy ladies

 No.829440

how is turt handling the hurricane

 No.829441

gonno make a making sushi channel

 No.829442

go for it buddy

 No.829443

he lives in carolina there are no oceans there

 No.829444


 No.829445

愛 honey

 No.829446

217 i had a feeling i was eating too many carbs now that its slowed down this much i guess its about time to actually start counting calories

 No.829447

im probably the 0.001% of americans who wants to gain weight

 No.829448

nice feedee

 No.829449

im sub twig

 No.829450

soy latte time

 No.829451

hate people that describe themselves by their bdsm orientation its worse than that myers briggs crap

 No.829452

File: 1537033634838.jpg (121.2 KB, 1192x488, DnBASwMU0AAHb_x.jpg)

sigh

 No.829453

i dont get it

 No.829454

>>829451
im istp

 No.829455

why did onseki abandon us

 No.829456

imagine being peter the great in the 18th century

 No.829457

imagine being james the blog in the 21th century

 No.829458

File: 1537035129759.jpg (280.19 KB, 1250x1030, Peter the Great height compare 1250x1030 d001.jpg)


 No.829459

File: 1537035496079.webm (Spoiler Image, 2.94 MB, 1000x640, 1536935654175.webm)


 No.829460

phew tiktok is like a musically but better

 No.829461

File: 1537035863911.png (Spoiler Image, 1.13 MB, 960x718, 1536821588352.png)


 No.829462

hb figured out both my encryption passwords only took me three hours

 No.829463

zoomers btfo

 No.829464

hate zoomers hate boomers hate millenials kill em all

 No.829465

i used the entire first amendment as my truecrypt password

 No.829466

fool the keys are only 256 bit

 No.829467

>>829460
what do you mean

 No.829468

new catherine trailer

 No.829469

>>829466
whats higher than 256

 No.829470

you can set your keys to sha512 actually

 No.829471

>>829467
you know

 No.829472


 No.829473

>>829468
day one pirate

 No.829474

File: 1537038344960.jpg (276.42 KB, 1125x1600, 0039-025.jpg)

pill

 No.829475

hate whitespace

 No.829476

how can i become creepy

 No.829477

broken record nig

 No.829478

new mate asked who was at the other store and burst out laughing when i said it was trainee girl by herself

 No.829479

the norms are so flipping dumb its mindblowing those reflappers that played detroit actually think that ai could become alive

 No.829480

define alive

 No.829481

define norms

 No.829482

why cant ai become alive

 No.829483

shes a anime girl

 No.829484

arent we all

 No.829485

https://www.servethehome.com/intel-is-serving-major-xeon-discounts-to-combat-amd-epyc/

basted intel offering basted discounts when basted people ask for basted amd how mindblowingly basted and trill

 No.829486

>>829482
just emulated reactions but millions of norms talking about it and NOT one knows what a philosophical zombie is

 No.829487

walked in on coworkers insulting me at lunch

 No.829488

>>829485
nice amdeye

 No.829489

you must challenge the main one to a duel to retain your honor

 No.829490

>>829487
happened to me a couple of months ago

 No.829491

hope one day i can do that

 No.829492

>>829490
cant trust norms to treat people with respect

 No.829493

if you dont want to be bullied you need to keep them frightened and dont buddy up with them because theyll see you as an easy target

 No.829494

should i get dragon quest 11

 No.829495

i thought i shouldnt suspect of anyone because i treated everyone with the utmost respect and always tried to help everyone but they stabbed me in the back without thinking twice

 No.829496

same here i just treated people with respect and tried my best but that wasnt good enough for them and then they stabbed me in the back to

 No.829497

that is how social mammals operate
they cement and increase their status within the community by attacking those beneath them on the social ladder
it even happens here occasionally

try picking on someone else who is around your level with some solid jokes and youll see them react positively
then be disgusted with the whole thing

 No.829498

might start crying again cause of them

 No.829499

dont know what the flip you mates are talking about gonno sushi bar

 No.829500

File: 1537042671157.jpg (116.5 KB, 1280x720, Implicity - OVA 02.mp4_snapshot_12.14_[2018.09….jpg)


 No.829501

the five billion ones without inner monologue must be purged first

 No.829502


 No.829503

new mate is being extra slow today

 No.829504

speaking of dolls fwbc is near a doll museum

 No.829505

>>829497
whats the solution then

 No.829506

File: 1537043262181.jpg (190.11 KB, 692x1174, kuronekii.jpg)

extinction

 No.829507

larptron

 No.829508

thinking of getting an rf1200

 No.829509

on my last almond round gonno savor this

 No.829510

rnorm1200

 No.829511

ate it in one bite

 No.829512

dont forget your iridescent visor

 No.829513

NOT gonno play dmm season if manked wins

 No.829514

normman mode

 No.829515

realizing coexistence with the norm is impossible

 No.829516

i wanna practice pking on dmm it looks fun if its NOT clanman boxswap mode

 No.829517


 No.829518

just woke up sigh i missed the dmm final and ive got a cold just flipping shoot me

 No.829519


 No.829520

dmm pinches rot will just ddos everyone again

 No.829521

drinking a honey and lemon drink hope this helps my sore throat sigh

 No.829522

File: 1537047570455.jpg (77.07 KB, 564x718, linus.JPG)


 No.829523

joed all afternoon

 No.829524

gonno trim my nails

 No.829525

>>829455
im right here

 No.829526

bored but got NOThing to do

 No.829527

im at work for three more hours probably going to watch code gayass when i get home

 No.829528

watch one piece instead

 No.829529

guess ill play some darkest dungeon and listen to anison

 No.829530

bald and hated by them all

 No.829531

been slowjoing lately its a nice change of pace

 No.829532

flaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan

 No.829533

baste teen on the w chimping out

 No.829534

slowjoing pinches my add kicks in and lose my chicken nugget

 No.829535

same

 No.829536


 No.829537

>>829501
cant believe how many idiots take that study of 30 people seriously

 No.829538

tell me a tale

 No.829539

>>829512
im NOT flipping gay

 No.829540

the chiefs NOT gay

 No.829541

ᛒᛟᛊᛈᚢ

 No.829542

really dislike being around this new mate

 No.829543

pnigs primal instincts sure kick in when rival mates show up

 No.829544


 No.829545

turt should watch that one

 No.829546

hes in the back watching football on his phone yelling and telling me whats happening
the people im most similar to are either goat boss or scape boss and they were fine to be around
the prospective manager is also fine and so is the other part timer and trainee girl and the old gm

its just this mate

 No.829547

wish someone on this planet was similar to me

 No.829548

all the teens who think theyre different are similar to you

 No.829549

wish i was a teen

 No.829550

cant help but envy npcs a little

 No.829551

i have no equal

 No.829552

bed bath and boost my boosting ass piss

 No.829553

File: 1537054399946.png (269.35 KB, 800x600, 1377974633491.png)


 No.829554

now hes sitting next to me watching replays of the sushi bar he just watched

flip this goat boss put him with me all next week

 No.829555

good enjoy your made up replays

 No.829556

good enjoy your made up replays

 No.829557

gonno grack open a gan of the good dr p

 No.829558

hes watching a video of a 5 year old on some tv show and telling me to watch because he cant believe a 5 year old can rap starting to seriously consider asking the old gm to switch a few days with me

 No.829559

if he was female youd be totally fine with it get owned wk

 No.829560

time to feast on this greek salad

 No.829561

gonno fire up some pop punk

 No.829562

>>829559
if it was a girl acting the same way i would feel the same way

 No.829563

lets all learn the ogham script

 No.829564

oogham

 No.829565

my woodcutting level is now 55

 No.829566

if you were a true technorm you would download all the old episodes of the screensavers and marathon them for fun

 No.829567

ive already seen them all i used to wake up early and watch them on techtv

 No.829568

File: 1537060538326.jpg (927.09 KB, 1104x1500, 67482e0b37fcaefbb5e163d1d4bf5ff2.jpg)

ai seems very healthy

 No.829569

back

 No.829570

tried on an rf1200 i didnt really like how it felt and it folded my ears so i tried on some of the arais and they were way better fitting and very comfortable

 No.829571

File: 1537063125458.gif (1.11 MB, 480x270, 1419397080336.gif)


 No.829572

30 posts while i was gamin mutated em all

 No.829573

time to jerk it to kizuna ai virtual youtuber

 No.829574


 No.829575

cause its the norm hours

 No.829576

what a coincidence im watching kizuna ai play detroit rn

 No.829577

finished installing the electric dog fence im tired as hell and sick as shit sigh

 No.829578

is it one of those invisible ones that electrocute your dog if they cross it

 No.829579

yeah except it has flags you can put down so they can see where it is and eventually you can just move the flags around and theyll stay away instead of having to move the fence

 No.829580

The Bosss husband set one up in our backyard back in the 90s and the dog crawled under the fence and went over it anyway and it gave him a b0ne

 No.829581

i get a chicken nugget only from seeing pretty girls

 No.829582

gross

 No.829583

poor dogsan just wants to explore

 No.829584

going to start acting more like todd

 No.829585

should i get a scrying mirror

 No.829586

die occultnorm

 No.829587

whats a scrying mirror

 No.829588

cleaned the kitchen for a week straight and The Boss gave me my athame back

 No.829589

nice

 No.829590

愛 the videos on yukas second channel because she always mumbles and her cat is extra flapper its a great combo

 No.829591

im a mumbler and my cat is flapper but im NOT a girl so nobody cares

 No.829592

nice toes yuka

 No.829593

cant be convinced that being born in this era wasnt a punishment

 No.829594

File: 1537067542074.png (532.44 KB, 915x619, l8hwgv2fdhm11.png)


 No.829595

basted flippin boomers

 No.829596

im a thirty year old boomer

 No.829597


 No.829598

never actually watched the video with the silvia in it i just looked for the most annoying thumbnail
now that i watch it i actually know right where this mate took the car hes a lot closer than i though

 No.829599

actually i had that complex mistaken for aNOTher there are three that all look like that the odd thing is that fool passed up a really good hawaiian food place to go to a shittier one

 No.829600

snap my ass

 No.829601

getting recommended a bunch of vids like these now

 No.829602

File: 1537068715790.mp4 (7.95 MB, 4e77bb6.mp4)


 No.829603

cant believe i said things couldnt possibly get worse 10 years ago id kill to go back to that time

 No.829604

gonno watch some one piece and morph later buds

 No.829605

ok bye

 No.829606

>>829604
have a good morph champ

 No.829607

hey hima big night
drove down to the college town and roastwatched then i got bored and went home and then i got bored again so i hit the highways trying to find some honda mates to drive with in a squad but there was no one out so i drove around for a while just bored and i NOTiced my foot was heavier at night i was speeding and the engine was sounding good
got tired NOTiced my depth perception and reactions were getting slow so now im back home

 No.829608

i like driving at night if i had a sport bike like pnig i would probably ride at night whenever i could because if there isnt literally no one on the road theres very few people so you dont have to do headchecks when you change lanes and merge and you can see cops

 No.829609

what happens during roastwatching

 No.829610

im a flippin joke
why did i fall for the neet manbaby meme

 No.829611

NOThing you just watch

 No.829612

>>829609
there were hundreds of them waiting in line outside of a club and walking around on the sidewalks with their asses hanging out and breasts barely contained in low cut blouses
ooged hard but that wore off and i realized i was in the belly of the beast the kind of people i hate most in this world were all around me and i got the strong urge to unleash a few magdumps into the closest crowd of drunk roasts and chads

 No.829613

The Boss said i need to get a job by january

 No.829614

basted ynaj
start applying now
remember my tip about saying you worked at toysrus

 No.829615

The Bosss starting her own business and hiring me i made it through the loophole mates

 No.829616

>>829614
im simply too flapper

 No.829617

uh you said babys r us i already put it on my referencess

 No.829618

its fine either one is ok

 No.829619

File: 1537075024248.webm (4.23 MB, 1280x720, sekiroastwatching.webm)


 No.829620

why are there so many norms in one location

 No.829621

>>829608
my favorite is riding in the farmland at night on a full moon in autumn because the fields make the air cooler and it smells great
once you start doing head checks you wont ever stop even when youre sure theres nobody there
also the speed limit on the sign is for cars the bike speed limit is at least 10 above that

 No.829622

>>829613
water store

 No.829623

come join the water business october 1st is the official date that we are getting more stores and we are still understaffed and the mate who is supposed to be running one of the stores is very slow and doesnt listen and in general just seems dumb
the old gm called me earlier i think it was about the new mate i really hope he saw that ill be with him for the next 9 days and wants to switch spots for a while because he was getting sick of trainee girl too

 No.829624

>>829620
its natural

 No.829625

no

 No.829626

>>829621
die speeder

 No.829627

File: 1537079085250.webm (2.88 MB, 950x534, 1537075176688.webm)

onseki has left the building

 No.829628

nice chadseki getting all the girls horny

 No.829629

my klinefelters is acting up

 No.829630

boost you boost you you boost

 No.829631

File: 1537081394160.webm (3.9 MB, 852x480, 1536697862145.webm)

wish i could play a slav simulator

 No.829632

hehe

 No.829633

hima

 No.829634

thought that was this

 No.829635

The fact that sexy ladies inhabit our physical realm is mindblowing. They are so cute and loley, but they still have to excrete bodily waste! Degrading! Lewd! Humiliating!

 No.829636

do you mean sexy ladieslime

 No.829637

File: 1537082757353.webm (1.33 MB, 1280x720, 1536281272255.webm)

big flippin sigh

 No.829638

thinkin about that arai it felt so light and comfortable and seemed to have a ton of ventilation plus i get a free shield

 No.829639

File: 1537083143937.jpg (162.58 KB, 574x511, 1537079923249.jpg)

gonno hit the touge

 No.829640

that one was fast

 No.829641

time to jerk it

 No.829642

im flipping reflappered

 No.829643

you are basted

 No.829644

if i stand in good lighting and put my head back my neck looks gross there are two swollen tendril looking things on each side like some sort of mutant cobra
when i took the neckpill i just wanted a big neck nobody wants neck definition

 No.829645

japan is calling for me i must return to my homeland

 No.829646

File: 1537096886772.jpg (1.07 MB, 1885x1052, 0eb74dce1d62bbd3fd83446e28e10fbb.jpg)

nice lighter to get the actual fire started i swear there isnt a day that goes by that i dont rage at the chinks

 No.829647

The Boss stinkshamed me hard

 No.829648

sigh

 No.829649

watching a sasquatch documentary

 No.829650

looking like a fantastic day for a wall stare

 No.829651

just registered the domain himasugi.cn

 No.829652

chink

 No.829653

File: 1537112195295.png (801.56 KB, 1903x1011, imchink.png)

change it onseki

 No.829654

he wont do anything like always

 No.829655

thanks for your password

 No.829656

die hacker

 No.829657


 No.829658


 No.829659

one of the cons is that your a fuggin norman

 No.829660

you owned the hell out of that norm but i dont think he posts here to see it

 No.829661

i only use snapseed oil

 No.829662

3 minutes into the day and this booster is telling me about his fantasy football team even though yesterday i told him i dont care about sports at all i guess ill give trainee girl and tell her im dying of ligma soon

 No.829663

dont even know what fantasy football is

 No.829664


 No.829665

Fantasy football is a sushi bar in which the participants serve as the general managers of virtual professional gridiron football teams. The competitors choose their team rosters by participating in a draft in which all players of a real football league are available. Points are basted on the actual performances of the players in real-world competition. The sushi bar typically involves the National Football League, Canadian Football League or college football.

 No.829666

football is for fuggin norms of the worst type boost them and boost football

 No.829667

honestly see no difference between football norms and esports norms

 No.829668

ill say something and then 10 seconds later he asks what i said and im supposed to be with this mate for like 9 days im going to flipping lose it

 No.829669

gonno make a fuel out of gumweed

 No.829670

wheres your gangweed

 No.829671

dont see the point of spectator sports they are just consumerist brainwashing for a huge business

 No.829672

what about blood sports

 No.829673

if a dispute cant be handled in a diplomatic manner then the opponents are free to challenge one aNOTher to a duel of which the victor will only be decided after one party is either unconscious or verbally submits

thus is the law of the hima mansion

 No.829674

>>829634
hehehe
laughed really hard

 No.829675

im sure you did stupid bitch

 No.829676

you cant talk to pastaman like that

 No.829677

>>829675
flip you rager

 No.829678

time to check laundry

 No.829679


 No.829680

gonno make some coffee hi hima

 No.829681

is it a latte

 No.829682

216 feel gross like a weak twig

 No.829683

no i only drink black coffee sorry

 No.829684

waaaaaaaaaaaah i dont want to work anymore hima help

 No.829685

get your ass to mars

 No.829686

File: 1537123097980.png (1.24 MB, 1280x720, mattoi and crepe.png)


 No.829687

File: 1537123573532.jpg (141.5 KB, 762x1048, me_and_ryuko_matoi_by_dinosuarjosh-d8y7b4h.jpg)

mattoi and the creep

 No.829688

File: 1537123578954.jpeg (Spoiler Image, 467.73 KB, 986x1200, d.jpeg)


 No.829689

cant believe the mythbusters secretly hated each other

 No.829690

phew this coffee is superb hima

 No.829691

just like rhett and link

 No.829692

wish jamie was my dad
the annoying soyboy can flip off

 No.829693

hima is officially part of #teamlink

 No.829694

wished to flip kari

 No.829695

never liked spirited away

 No.829696

getting the moba itch again

 No.829697

>>829689
what do you mean

 No.829698

you know

 No.829699

new mate is sitting in a chair talking to someone on the phone with a bluetooth earpiece

 No.829700

File: 1537124912984.jpg (155.2 KB, 900x654, me_and_princess_luna_pg_5_by_dinosuarjosh-d5fn….jpg)


 No.829701

File: 1537125307789.jpg (226.03 KB, 900x901, 1524663409541.jpg)


 No.829702

leave the lady be

 No.829703

jerked it to hairy kitty teens today

 No.829704

could go for a nice ange burg right about now

 No.829705

son, can you tell me about these hairy kitty teens

 No.829706

nihongo ga wakarimasen

 No.829707

i googled it and they came up and i jod to the image search

 No.829708

hair is gross

 No.829709

its natural

 No.829710

hate jonorms

 No.829711

im gross and natural

 No.829712

im a freak

 No.829713

hope freakeye is doing alright

 No.829714

he is in agony

 No.829715

sigh he just wanted a friend

 No.829716

he could have had a friend if he werent an utter poofter

 No.829717

flip the freak

 No.829718

might end up becoming a sailor

 No.829719

the freak did NOThing wrong

 No.829720

boost this mate hes watching some fantasy football thing on the computer and yelling why couldnt one of you mates have been in his place instead

 No.829721

stop your whingeing

 No.829722

NOT gonno sit here all day and listen to this mate yell at his imaginary football team

 No.829723

you will if you know whats good for you wagie

 No.829724

i dont even need this job anymore

 No.829725

>>829718
the hima yacht

 No.829726

File: 1537127588691.jpg (343.52 KB, 1200x1696, 1537126717474.jpg)

thinkin bout that freak

 No.829727

i may NOT have liked the freak but he was my friend

 No.829728

anyone else watching the grand sumo tournament on nhk

 No.829729

freak hates me

 No.829730

hate everyone on hima but i still consider you all my friends

 No.829731

how does it feel to know that in the big solar ejection coming in around 7 months time you will lose your friends

 No.829732

i wish you mates were my friends but you all dislike me because im a useless blob of crap that doesnt belong on hima

 No.829733

its only the sbers that are like that

 No.829734

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sb reporing for dueit

 No.829735

sometimes i feel sorry for onseki but then i remember that he brought everything on himself and all the sympathy turns to comtempt

 No.829736

sigh himako and freak are dead wonder whos next

 No.829737

>>829736
do you remember why both stopped posting

 No.829738

something about always sunny

 No.829739

freak stopped posting because of onseki opening the floodgates for the norms and himako was distraught and depressed at how onseki runs the site

 No.829740

>>829736
freak still posts on hima

 No.829741

>>829740
woke up gona have a shower and some coffee

 No.829742

himako isnt dead she checks my snaps

 No.829743

>>829739
whiner

 No.829744

no whining those are the actual reasons

 No.829745

then explain when onseki doesnt post the board is dead

 No.829746

because he scared all the posters away except for his discord mates

 No.829747

so just turt okay thanks for clearing that up for me

 No.829748

turt shoop liam slam jammer akari and the other ones who repost shit posted there

 No.829749

dinner time think ill make some tofu ramen and retreat to the lair
i let the tofu marinade in soy sauce should figure out the best way to eat tofu even though i like it plain

 No.829750

is the 200ge release date aNOTher paper launch like the 480

 No.829751

liam doesnt post shoop doesnt post slam jammer is chalq and he doesnt even know what hima is and akari has been missing for months what are you even talking about
youre the worst investigator possible leave it to the pros

 No.829752

sure seems coincidental how so much stuff gets crossposted why does it bother you so much that onseki ruined hima

 No.829753

grant us this mōment
wearing my dead fathers suit
waiting also
to die

 No.829754

turts the one that reposts stuff from the discord

 No.829755

got the anzu banner

 No.829756

hope the anzu banner survives the culling

 No.829757

dumb fakeneet angel

 No.829758

hope it doesnt hate that fakeneet bitch

 No.829759

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 No.829760

unironically think the norm level has actually lowered since onseki took over even accounting for the constant wageposting

 No.829761

you might be unironically reflappered

 No.829762

ok can you actually point out this supposed norm invasion while simultaneously trying to NOT think about the old days of morngf and such

 No.829763

simply look at hima a year ago

 No.829764

did anyone hear about the observatories being closed

 No.829765

its basically the same just slower

 No.829766

wonder why its slow

 No.829767

think i vomited in my sleep

 No.829768

did you died

 No.829769

it was actually increasing for the first week or two then the sb started chimping out hard and blackmailed onseki into banning like 20 mates then it went to a crawl this is the bear market

 No.829770

no but my throat is burning

 No.829771

personally wouldnt count slam jam as activity but thats just me

 No.829772

one mans slam jam is aNOTher mans blog
if pnig was some random mate who showed up talking about water stores and trainee girls the board would be enraged

 No.829773

you mean like the other jobnorms who suddenly popped up in the last few months

 No.829774

neets rise up

 No.829775

it was only a matter of time until people here started getting jobs sigh

 No.829776


 No.829777

post this one instead

 No.829778

gonno get a 5th gen prelude

 No.829779

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 No.829780

saw some very nice

 No.829781

get a fourth gen prelude instead and actually put work into it
they sold very few of them and they have cunnilingusly interiors
engines are bad but you can swap h22s into them and chip them and theyre fast

 No.829782

nah i prefer the styling of the 5th gens

 No.829783

norm

 No.829784

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how can you NOT 愛 this

 No.829785

new mate said trainee girl thinks shes going to turn into a tree when she dies

 No.829786

hate cars why do norms obsess over an ugly box of metal

 No.829787

the 5th gens look like gtrs

 No.829788

looks NOThing like a gtr

 No.829789

>>829776
nice yoko daki hehe

 No.829790


 No.829791

how come nobody says hoo boy anymore

 No.829792

i say it in real life when i open my can of copenhagen and throw a pinch in
other than that NOThing in life is worth a hb anymore just a stream of boring shit day after day i will never hb again

 No.829793

why hoo boy when you can yee haw

 No.829794

hoo boy

 No.829795

am i the only one that likes fighting sushi bars

 No.829796

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 No.829797

die teenhorny

 No.829798

always liked the soul calibur sushi bars

 No.829799

wish i was a sushi chef

 No.829800

its NOT too late

 No.829801

new mate is laughing at trainee girl

 No.829802

you must protect her honor

 No.829803

https://www.twitch.tv/blizzheroes
sigh no one cares about hots feel bad for blizzard

 No.829804

play overwatch instead

 No.829805

according to judges 1:19 cunnilinguss weakness is iron

 No.829806

>>829803
its their own fault

 No.829807

normwatch

 No.829808

gonno rewatch inuyasha

 No.829809

rewatch saber marionette j instead

 No.829810

terra II would be turts paradise hehe

 No.829811

lets rewatch slayers

 No.829812

>>829802
its pretty funny stuff i hear all these stories about her but never had her do anything weird around me

 No.829813

hell yeah

 No.829814

bacon sandwich time

 No.829815

wish i had some bacon

 No.829816

my imam said pigs roll around in their own shite

 No.829817

thats why i only eat dog

 No.829818

so do most of the people here

 No.829819

havent moved from mmy wallstaring spot since i woke up

 No.829820

The Bosss speaking in tongues again