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 No.807609[Last 100 Posts]

 No.807620

gonno use this one

 No.807621

got the anzu and kirari banner to match the thread

 No.807622

uh lo haha

 No.807623

got anzu banner

 No.807624

sighing hard

 No.807628

bored gonno download some 3ds sushi bars

 No.807631

thief

 No.807632

foolish buyer

 No.807636

愛 the tropical theme so much

 No.807637

tropicnorm

 No.807638

same its nice ill never leave the house but its summer fun at the beach with my himamates

 No.807639

id give anything for a date with anzu

 No.807640

anzu would let you flip her on the first date for an extra $10

 No.807641

vile fakeneet

 No.807642

if youre NOT trolling in life youre NOT rolling in life

 No.807643

where can i find a girl who will let me flip her for $10

 No.807644

mcdonalds

 No.807645

only have mgronalds here

 No.807646

>>807644
will they be zexy

 No.807647

flipping hate summer i flippibg hasyte it flip dsyi,,er

 No.807648

what

 No.807649

The Boss is raging because some squirrel keeps eating our tomatoes

 No.807650

let the squirrel eat her tomatoes

 No.807651

how do you know its a squirrel

 No.807652

woke up im hungover as flip gonno need two cups of coffee today

 No.807653

dont drink coffee

 No.807654

NOThing like waking up to the sound of builders screaming and hammering and playing kanye west on the radio

 No.807655

spilled energy drink on my keyboard im flipping reflappered

 No.807656

got a day with trainee girl next week im going to make a playlist of music to play in the store starting with this

 No.807657

owned boomer

 No.807658

>>807651
she saw it with a big tomato

 No.807659

i got a big tomato

 No.807660

kanye is baste

 No.807662

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 No.807663

wish i was in there

 No.807664

in where

 No.807665

>>807662
what compels you to post these obscene images

 No.807666

just look at it

 No.807667

its vile

 No.807668

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wish i was in HERE

 No.807669

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 No.807670

>>807669
Donald Duck: Commando Duck 1944

 No.807671

saw rie again today i feel sorry for her she got roped into running her familys restaurant

 No.807672

glad i dont have to take over a family biz and can just neet it up for life

 No.807673

i come from a long line of proud neetfolk and blogsmen

 No.807674


 No.807675

told The Boss i was a home security guard the other day she didnt find it funny

 No.807676

hehe gonno use that one

 No.807677

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daddy ended up with orion last night but hes still curious about easy cup

 No.807678

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maybe daddy will just get the sake that comes in cartons instead then he can become a true drinker

 No.807679

sake gives me really bad headaches

 No.807680

gonno store

 No.807681

stop shitting
stop going to the store
stop sperming
but dont stop joing

 No.807682

joing should be the first thing you stop

 No.807683

i cant just stop shitting

 No.807684

wish i had the motivation to have hobbies

 No.807685

got a meeting tomorrow black mates going to be there

 No.807686

racist

 No.807687

might have to break out an aloha shirt for this one to make a strong first impression

 No.807688

>>807684
start gamin

 No.807689

why did nobody remind me i could play vns on my laptop while im working i feel like a whole new world has been opened up to me

 No.807690

how are you gonno explain it when trainee girl walks in and youre deep in the middle of a h scene

 No.807691

this is a black thing isnt it

 No.807692

ok at ross should i get the reverse print i was looking at a couple of weeks ago

 No.807693

vomit all over the reverse print and run into traffic after

 No.807694

cant stop shitting

 No.807695

>>807692
just reminded me that there is a new sushi bar dungeon out

 No.807696

that is such a mean thing to say im so sad alexa play despracito

 No.807697

started watching a lot of fishing videos

 No.807698

the other side is overcrowded the dead will have no place to go

 No.807699

you mean halloween

 No.807700

gonno morph

 No.807701

stop morphing

 No.807702

what the hell where did my wine go i just bought it

 No.807703

huge sigh guess i left it at the store like a flapper

 No.807704

owned

 No.807705

cunnilingus is giving you a sign NOT to drink

 No.807706

its biblical wine

 No.807707

Well, I'm good to go on the Internet in Florida now. I won't have it the day I arrive, but I will the day after. On the plus side, the price was including all taxes and fees so that saves about $5 from what I was anticipating it was going to be. 100 Mbps download (about 7 1/2 times what I get at this The Bossent, serious overkill for my needs), and 10 Mbps upload (which is 9 times what I get at this The Bossent and that's just about as fast as my maxed out download here).

 No.807708

why does he need that speed

 No.807709

just spent twenty minutes digging a piece of glass out of my foot that pincher was in there deep i had to use the hook end of a nail file from my clippers to get it out theres blood every where

 No.807710

woke up to a battler banner gonno jo

 No.807711

For the living know that they shall die: but the dead know NOT any thing, neither have they any more a reward; for the memory of them is forgotten.

 No.807712

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nice xray effect

 No.807713

NOT really

 No.807714

flicked

 No.807715

thinkin about getting that ifb straight pride shirt but scared i might get beat up

 No.807716

pride is a sin

 No.807717

yeah but its okay if youre making fun of sodomites

 No.807718

o heavenly blogger

 No.807719

might get yelled at but no one would beat you up they're above that freak

 No.807720

might prepare for a good morph

 No.807721

the hima fishing hole

 No.807722

losing the mental war with the norms

 No.807723

flip this vlognorm just show me the fish

 No.807724

The Boss used to rage at me whenever i changed the channel to fishing shows

 No.807725

The Boss always told me to change the channel to whatever i wanted

 No.807726

i wonder why

 No.807727

gonno fire up my twisted world

 No.807728

women dont understand

 No.807729

gonno premorph then morph good night hima

 No.807730

night buddy

 No.807731

mtw should be required reading for roasts in high school

 No.807732

i dont even think americans are required to read in high school

 No.807733

i never read anything

 No.807734

gonno finally get a pair of lighter chinos

 No.807735

never worn chinos never will

 No.807736

normnos

 No.807737

gonno hit ross tomorrow

 No.807738

normss

 No.807739

theyre just jeans but NOT denim

 No.807740

sure thing normnos norm

 No.807741

fucc you

 No.807742

nb4prez

 No.807743

forgot to put antiperspirant on after my shower yesterday and now my pits stink

 No.807744

idiot just put on some vinegar

 No.807745

愛 a good whiff of my pits

 No.807746

gonno to watch the worst most pandering otaku anime to escape

 No.807747

herkz 愛d the pandering meme

 No.807748

the official color of these chinos is spicy brown musflapper i can already tell

 No.807749

spicy brown normflapper

 No.807750

未来が眩しくて見えない gonno drink some wine

 No.807751

wish i had some wine maybe ill see if The Boss will go get me some

 No.807752

daddy saved his bottle of orion draft for a special night

 No.807753

have to get back up to competition weight

 No.807754

really miss rust

 No.807755

cleaning lady gave me her email address and asked me to nominate her for some beauty pageant contest thing sigh guess ill make some chicken sandwiches

 No.807756

tell her to boost herself stupid bitch

 No.807757

post that email

 No.807758

>>807757
sure here it is

 No.807759

>>807756
that would be rude

 No.807760

they call me the pastaknight

 No.807761

scape boss told goat boss to NOT talk about his body hair last week because of trainee girl being in the same room then he flashed a weird smile at trinee girl
wonder what the meeting tomorrow will be like ill just stand in the back again i guess

 No.807762

great sandwiches today accidentally overcooked the chicken though but it was still good

 No.807763

stand against the wall with your foot propped up against it and arms crossed and keep your head down and eyes closed and when they say something to you just say hmph the training girl will be enamored

 No.807764

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Oh no! Illya's butt is about to be exposed! What do you do?

 No.807765

that only works if you look like sasuke

 No.807766

>>807764
i drop what im doing and give her butt all of my attention

 No.807767

i would avert my eyes since it was an accident and she probably wouldnt want me to see

 No.807768

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 No.807769

laugh at her tiny hands

 No.807770

i usually stand so that my left ankle/calf touches the front of my right knee and i lock my right knee back i need to stop myself from doing it around people

 No.807771

the virgin stand

 No.807772

i stand with my legs spread wide and my hands clasped behind my back

 No.807773

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faloop

 No.807774

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rate my rig

 No.807775

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whats it like to be a cat

 No.807776

dont even want to know what that is

 No.807777

just ate 16 popsicles gonno chug two quarts of water and morph

 No.807778

you are going to piss yourself

 No.807779

its ok just like snap the body has ways to shut itself down to prevent sleep pissing

 No.807780

almost killed myself from NOT sleep pissing its no laughing matter

 No.807781


 No.807782

the one you need to be worried about is sleep shitting that is very dangerous

 No.807783

roast btfo

 No.807784

made some sublime breakfast sandwiches today

 No.807785

how are yours made

 No.807786


 No.807787

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went through a phase when i would make breakfast sandwiches while watching saturday morning cartoons i used to make egg mcmuffins using one of those microwave egg cookers
that reminds me i need to get some texas toast bread so i can start eating toast again
havent had it in a while but it crisps up on the outside and stays nice and fluffy on the inside according to the website the slices are about 1 inch thick it reminds me of anime bread

 No.807788

im grateful for sexy ladies

 No.807789

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me and the gf

 No.807790

basted

 No.807791


 No.807792

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 No.807793

>>807792
the true good old days

 No.807794

the older i get the less wow The Bossents i experience from learning something new these days im lucky to get two or three a month miss when the world was fresh and amazing

 No.807795

does the fact that sexy ladies have vaginas count as a wow The Bossent

 No.807796

nice flappercookie

 No.807797

the cream is the worst part why would you want more of it

 No.807798

gave The Boss a call shes bringin home the wine

 No.807799

crying hard

 No.807800

The Boss bought havarti and anchovies this is a blessed day

 No.807801


 No.807802

finished morphing

 No.807803

mornin

 No.807804

never understood caimans theyre just like alligators and crocodiles but way shittier

 No.807805

That's a first! Instead of grabbing 1 underwear, 1 shirt, and 1 shorts, I grab 1 underwear and 2 shorts!

 No.807806

gonno fire up a cappuccino

 No.807807

tutor said i have a slow mind

 No.807808

slow and steady wins the race

 No.807809

feelin oozy

 No.807810

ooze in hell

 No.807811

slow and steady wins the race

 No.807812

im boson

 No.807813

dont know whether i eat or NOT

 No.807814

just eat

 No.807815

just finished eating im on a diet

 No.807816

hima hima

 No.807817

pinche

 No.807818

cant wait to bust open these anchovies im gonno make one hell of a pizza or two

 No.807819

this nigga eatin beans

 No.807820

gonno catch up on boruto

 No.807821

the latest episode is going down in the history books

 No.807822

ya so i heard

 No.807823

turt you seeing this

 No.807824

NOT sure why but that post prompted me to search if there was an active shooter

 No.807825

leave an invite to the hima discord

 No.807826

it was fantastic and then boruto ruined it like always

 No.807827

alright goodnight hima

 No.807828

gonno rewatch all of clannad without sleeping hehe

 No.807829

just woke up what did i miss

 No.807830


 No.807831

>>807828
hell yea

 No.807832

>>807807
slow and steady wins the race

 No.807833

getting too huge The Bosss going to freak

 No.807834

ban

 No.807835

im seein it ooooo

 No.807836

im too pure to be flipped

 No.807837

no you are NOT

 No.807838

finished the meeting scape boss said that im starting manager training today and said that with the new stores we will have five stores but only two store managers so me and goat boss will have to run two stores
so instead of choosing between the slow store or the fast store i will be running both of them
before the meeting started trainee girl asked about black mate asking if the "cute african american mate from before" was going to be at the meeting
scape boss responded by pointing at me and saying "hes already here"

 No.807839

hes keen to bugger you

 No.807840

he did say that me and his boss and him were going to have a gangbang party today and trainee girls eyes got a bit wide and she started looking back and forth between me and scape boss but that was just his way of saying i was starting my training
i think he would fit in on hima

 No.807841


 No.807842

the show must go on

 No.807843

cant believe anyone would want to take down emperor xi hes baste as hell

 No.807844

bored

 No.807845

filled a glass of kool aid powder and only put a small amount of water in it

 No.807846

hands getting real sweaty while playing 3ds sigh

 No.807847

test

 No.807848

hell yeah

 No.807849

>>807845
thats a good idea

 No.807850

i can post on hima on my phone with opera nice

 No.807851

>>807846
wear sushi chef g愛s

 No.807852


 No.807853

any1 wanna watch lotr w me

 No.807854

watch the cunnilingusfather instead

 No.807855

baste cunnilingusfather

 No.807856

wish i had a cunnilingusfather

 No.807857

cunnilingusdaddy

 No.807858

trainee girl called scape boss asking what to order and he told her to stop flicking her bean and go walk around the store or check the tracker to see what to order
then he ended the call with "ok i 愛 you" and she got nervous and asked if he said he 愛d her and he hung up and looked me in the eyes and said it was revenge for her always hanging up on her

 No.807859

watch the blogfather

 No.807860

dead hours gonno jerk it to kids

 No.807861


 No.807862

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wish that was me

 No.807863

>>807861
uh how would he have an axe

 No.807864

i gave it to him after i bought my dragon axe

 No.807865

oog

 No.807866

hey hima got an unlimited data plan so i should be able to post more sorry

 No.807867

this frozen pizzas fantastic probably the best one ive ever had

 No.807868

what brand is it

 No.807869

red baron

 No.807870

weird how its ok to put a literal nazi on a pizza box but its NOT okay to deny the holocaust

 No.807871

dead hours

 No.807872

just woke up havin some coffee how goes it mates

 No.807873

its monteli spinach and broccoli product of italy

 No.807874

http://monteli.it/
check em out

 No.807875

wish i had access to all these nice frozen pizzas the store here only sells two kinds and they both taste like cardboard

 No.807876

simply make your own pizza

 No.807877

im gonno make one today with these anchovies but it would be nice either way

 No.807878

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you are gonno need these

 No.807879

mine are a different brand but i do also have capers available

 No.807880

thats sick

 No.807881

sick as in baste or

 No.807882

gonno shower

 No.807883

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 No.807884

shower pissed

 No.807885

gonno shower and moonstare

 No.807886

>>807872
had my manager training and scape boss said he expected to be training me all day but since i type fast it only took a couple of hours so he spent the rest of the time trying to get me to give a definitive answer to which store i want to go to and told me about all the food by the slow store and told me its sales have gone down 30% since he started scheduling trainee girl there it seems like he wants me there to start
he also said im underpaid for what i do even now so im getting a nice raise
i guess ill start thinking of ways to confuse and embarrass trainee girl cause it seems thats where im going
he was talking about winter too saying there are days where you see nobody at all

 No.807887


 No.807888

should i open that im at a restaurant and theres a group of cops here eating

 No.807889

ya

 No.807890

video isnt loading

 No.807891

pizzas in the oven hima hb its got capers anchovies onion blue cheese and tomato slices and my special pizza sauce

 No.807892

whats the special sauce

 No.807893

its a sauce of my own creation

 No.807894

ill create some sauce for you

 No.807895

douzo

 No.807896

creamed

 No.807897

kinda want an apartment with concrete floors and walls and stuff to feel badass

 No.807898

gonno morph hope i dream of caper anchovy pizza

 No.807899

good night

 No.807900

want to eat some pizza but i already took my bath

 No.807901

愛 the concept of baths but feel like my postures always bad

 No.807902

uh how do you mess up bath posture

 No.807903

The Boss said she was gonno bring food but came back empty handed

 No.807904

im too tall and the walls right behind me so i have to bend at the neck and hit the wall its like sleeping with a vertical pillow

 No.807905

why would you need to bathe after eating pizza

 No.807906


 No.807907


 No.807908

>>807890
it will flash once when you hit play then hit play again and it will start loading and playing

 No.807909

holy flip made a tinder an hour ago with almost no bio and just a pic i just took with the phones crappy front cam and already got five matches why didnt you tell me its this easy turt

 No.807910

turts gay so he doesnt use tinder

 No.807911

thats NOT a sexy lady its a preteen you flipper i loaded it for NOThing

 No.807912

she has a super horny sexy ladiesis in a gray hoodie with no pants

 No.807913

https://vk.com/video_ext.php?oid=485698311&id=456239058&hash=2bc7bcfd0ccfcbf7
this is a sexy lady and as a bonus shes cute and is wearing a choker

 No.807914

>>807909
those are bots

 No.807915

give me a time stamp

 No.807916

are you sure theyre chatting normally what do bots do usually

 No.807917

>>807913
oh boy its a flapper

 No.807918

>>807913
gonno jo

 No.807919

simply 愛 chokersexy ladies

 No.807920

why is the arm hole on her shirt so big i can see it

 No.807921

slavsexy ladies do NOThing for me sigh

 No.807922

what the fuck is your problem

 No.807923

if slavsexy ladies dont get you you might be a reprobate heheh

 No.807924

think a big part is the blonde hair it just looks weird in real life

 No.807925

im flapper

 No.807926

who gives these sexy ladies phones capable of streaming

 No.807927

die peds

 No.807928

spermed

 No.807929

strike me down ill come back twice as ped

 No.807930

>>807924
i like brown hair and there are tons of slav sexy ladies out there who appeal to my niche tastes

 No.807931

>>807920
post the timestamp norm

 No.807932

>>807931
at the beginning when shes drawing hearts and showing them to the camera

 No.807933


 No.807934

hate normaloids

 No.807935

but what about nanahira

 No.807936

gonno get a melodica and learn the beginning and play it for trainee girl

 No.807937

think im gonno get a piano

 No.807938

why in the fuc would you do thatc

 No.807939

so i can play it i have NOThing else to do

 No.807940

simply jo thats what i do

 No.807941

die joer

 No.807942

i can only jo when someone posts a nice scope or vk sexy lady

 No.807943

lately same but also sometimes ill jo on omegle because i like girls seeing

 No.807944

no problemo joing to this

 No.807945


 No.807946

get an electone instead

 No.807947

going to have a jerking jo off

 No.807948

nice chink bitch

 No.807949

>>807946
its basically a piano but way better and cooler

 No.807950

wish i was a chink bitch

 No.807951

>>807949
dont think id ever be able to learn how to use that

 No.807952

gonno flip a chinksexy lady

 No.807953

no

 No.807954

nice

 No.807955

wish a sinkhole would open under my chair

 No.807956

3 minutes in and still havent figured out what it is what a waste of time

 No.807957

its an arctic fox

 No.807958

im an arctic fox

 No.807959

will people like me if i make videos like this

 No.807960

hate that chink

 No.807961

going to make aluminum balls and sell them to sexy ladies and become rich

 No.807962

i must snap i will snap

 No.807963

die snapper

 No.807964

gonno crack open a bottle of wine any of you mates care to join me

 No.807965

daddys been saving his bottle of orion for a night like tonight

 No.807966


 No.807967

there goes a 633ml bottle time for daddy to watch his little angel dance and sing for him

 No.807968

you drank it too quickly daddy

 No.807969

daddy likes his orion

 No.807970

mikan is fine too

 No.807971

i wish non was my sister

 No.807972

non is a complete angel i would rather have lala as my sister because shes flapper

 No.807973

watching pripara videos with a huge smile on my face these songs make me feel good

 No.807974

why did cunnilingus make me so flippin dumb

 No.807975

what makes you think youre dumb

 No.807976

how do i boil water

 No.807977

heat it up

 No.807978

is there a trick to it

 No.807979

NOT really

 No.807980

yeah dont use distilled water and dont use a microwave and if you do use a microwave put a chopstick in the water so the bubbles have something to form on and it doesnt explode

 No.807981

i still think pripara would make a decent mmo its too bad no sexy ladies would play it and it would be filled with neets competing at the highest levels of skill

 No.807982

superheated some water and gave it to sis to drink as a joke

 No.807983

which old ck persona should i impersonate when i post my meals im thinking about phs mate or 100bowl or maybe progun if i get a gun

 No.807984

>>807975
im the worst sushi chef on hima

 No.807985

are you good at something else

 No.807986

im a sovereign citizen

 No.807987

phs mate might be easiest all i need is phs and a jar to fill with milk

 No.807988

dont know what phs is

 No.807989

fool pink himalayan salt

 No.807990

cunnilingus shion is so underage

 No.807991


 No.807992

its okay im bad at sushi bars too

 No.807993

youre good at being useless so just be happy with that

 No.807994

flip you

 No.807995

The Boss buys NOThing but phs its good

 No.807996

they sell it in bulk in one of the drums at the store im going to pick some up

 No.807997

feeling a bit better about going to the slow store after seeing how much trouble trainee girl is having there alone and after hearing some questions she had during the meeting
it seems like shes really focused on sales because when she called scape boss today she asked how i was doing compared to her
goat boss told me NOT to worry about sales but she never had any time with him because she thinks hes scary and also shes slightly flapper

 No.807998

ive got the sushi chef gene but i squandered it

 No.807999

fuwari...

 No.808000

i will protect her smile

 No.808001

NOThing will be able to protect my penis from entering her body

 No.808002

wish i could do anything at the level of chinks

 No.808003

huge sigh ill never be chink

 No.808004


 No.808005

still think about the japanese piano man tomofumi takano and the time i asked him to play tsubasa wo kudasai it was the first japanese song that was requested in the stream and his thanks to me after playing it seemed sincere

 No.808006

chinks are the only actual humans now all whites are npcs

 No.808007

good thing im NOT white

 No.808008

crying

 No.808009

>>808008
why do i torture myself reading the comments on videos like this

 No.808010

in the real world everyone talks like those comments

 No.808011

fixing to nap for 3 hours

 No.808012

no napping

 No.808013

found a brown haired sexy lady on scope dont know what that mate was talking about them being blonde

 No.808014

sigh the carbonara The Boss brought home is too salty

 No.808015

dilute it with water

 No.808016

ungrateful little pig

 No.808017

got sushi chef neck sigh need to fix my posture

 No.808018

sigh all outta wine guess ill have some chicken sandwiches

 No.808019

my firemaking level is now 90

 No.808020

gz

 No.808021

neetb...

 No.808022

the norms backed me into a corner of mental torment

 No.808023

>>808021
watched this one earlier today hehe

 No.808024

big fat kitty

 No.808025

File: 1532159623948.jpg (135.04 KB, 1280x720, 1528514887601.jpg)

candy lady...

 No.808026


 No.808027

File: 1532159954922.jpg (52.64 KB, 1280x720, [HorribleSubs] Happy Sugar Life - 01 [720p].mk….jpg)

the norms...

 No.808028

dont let the norms get to you pinku anime girl

 No.808029

wish i was an anime girl

 No.808030

hate anime girls

 No.808031

should i drink a glass of water or milk

 No.808032

water

 No.808033

milk is for babies

 No.808034

im manbaby

 No.808035

might morph soon but im hungry should i make some ramen

 No.808036


 No.808037

die

 No.808038

i got that super saiyan swagger

 No.808039

File: 1532167230193.png (216.26 KB, 352x359, 953b904931a8c8a6837736d9af22c979f4cdcaf7a999f6….png)


 No.808040

stupid cunt

 No.808041

basted and redpilled

 No.808042

gonno join the ccp

 No.808043

been dropping a lot of pills on The Boss lately

 No.808044

women cant be pilled they are a part of the system

 No.808045

neetblog im going to end it will you be my second

 No.808046

i need to borrow 7000 baht before sunday

 No.808047

you can easily last a month on 7000 baht

 No.808048

i will marry a chink

 No.808049

i get really excited when i think that turt could easily kill me with his bare hands if he wanted to

 No.808050

>>807995
nice placebonorm

 No.808051

File: 1532176983516.jpg (480.74 KB, 1166x1024, 69793775_p12_master1200.jpg)

this is art

 No.808052

forgot about hima all day

 No.808053

only one on hima

 No.808054

just woke up

 No.808055

woke up and jod

 No.808056

man its pretty easy to get matches on tinder i only have one pic that i took when i installed it and my bio just says my height INTJ and some books i like im swiping left about 80 percent of profiles including ones that have no bio or with a bunch of pics of model looking girls that were clearly taken with a professional camera instead of a phone since theyre probably bots and almost every time i swipe right i get a match no bots so far since i dont just like everything
too bad im socially flapper and only interested in choker wearing slavic children and shadsexy ladies

 No.808057

File: 1532193030587.jpg (396.7 KB, 995x1452, 2017-10-25-raisin-hatgirl.jpg)


 No.808058

>>808056
gonno need to see that pic immediately

 No.808059

never

 No.808060

if you put down anything taller than 6'1" for height then that explains it all

 No.808061

6'4

 No.808062

>>808060
sounds like a cope to me i guess they dont call him copetron for NOThing xD

 No.808063

we must band together and purge the tallnorms

 No.808064

whats it like being 5'8 and thinking nobody likes you because of your height but in reality its because you have a horrible personality

 No.808065

he literally just said he put NOThing down in regards to her personality just his height and some books and his horoscope sign

>>808062
thats the opposite of a cope fool
a cope would be saying something like "uhhh he must live in a high population density area..." or saying theyre all bots

 No.808066

do you really think people would lie on the internet cam

 No.808067

his story checks out

 No.808068

seems like peds always have an easy time getting girls but theyre only interested in the girls little sister why is that

 No.808069


 No.808070

name one besides pastachad

 No.808071

tinder mate and pnig and otalad and the other mate

 No.808072

pnig has npd and a hyperactive imagination and i like to imagine pastachad is the tinder mate but if NOT that makes two both over 6'1" classic

 No.808073

do you buy that cope in bulk

 No.808074

showered

 No.808075

dont forget to brush and floss

 No.808076

i never floss

 No.808077

gonno jerk it to some slavs again

 No.808078

is 6'1 the new 6'0

 No.808079

no one checks every bio that would take the whole afternoon to go through i just instantly swipe left until they have a good main pic and only then either check the other ones or bio

 No.808080

is there a sexy lady filter

 No.808081

6'2" is where things start getting good by 6'4" its life on easymode

 No.808082

愛 waking up and pressing the end key

 No.808083

meanwhile im here stuck at 5'8 spent years lifting heavy things and putting them down and its gotten me nowhere

 No.808084


 No.808085

File: 1532198786224.jpg (566.73 KB, 1017x1494, 1523834836898.jpg)


 No.808086

sigh sudo made it

 No.808087

pretty sure standing next to a girl is NOT making it

 No.808088

thats farther than ive made it

 No.808089

why dont you swallow the pill and realize life doesnt revolve around girls

 No.808090

don't forget all of your ancestors got laid at least once

 No.808091

pretty sure 80% of posts on hima are related to girls in some way

 No.808092

im girl

 No.808093

>>808091
the wks have it in their mind that after being nice to girls and protecting them that they can make it with them and get a gf but thats NOT the case it never has been

 No.808094

if i was a girl i defiantly would NOT be turts gf thats for sure

 No.808095

i think thats a given

 No.808096

i would be my gf

 No.808097

thats ok turt doesnt like girls anyways

 No.808098

wonder what the hima mansion would be like during musk season

 No.808099

File: 1532199419036.jpg (480.76 KB, 2048x1536, 1466830444269.jpg)

>>808097
how do you explain this

 No.808100

milk was closer to cunnilingusdess than girl

 No.808101

turt was and still is utterly obsessed with milk

 No.808102

File: 1532199880782.png (790.1 KB, 552x994, 2c58d7febcf4633515e4d6744a7bc850.png)

oh no no no no no

 No.808103

File: 1532199966718.jpg (9.71 KB, 100x100, 17071440.jpg)

tell him to get on the daryll diet

 No.808104

>>808099
whoever took this pic is a str8 up idiot

 No.808105


 No.808106

>>808104
its turt look at the keys

 No.808107

>>808100
you mena doggess

 No.808108

>>808080
no but ive seen two very obvious young teen profiles so far

 No.808109

contact them

 No.808110

i gave them a like but didnt get a match
most people dont check it every day so even if they would match with you it would take them to open tinder go through a ton of profiles and then swipe you right thinking about it its mindblowing that people even match with each other in the first place

 No.808111

they probably change the algorithm so people you swiped are more likely to show up on their list

 No.808112

chad seems to get enough matches to make a living out of it

 No.808113

passed my driving test today

 No.808114

now you can use drive throughs

 No.808115

drive in hell norm

 No.808116


 No.808117

>>808113
wish i knew how to drive but im too flapper to drive stick

 No.808118

at the racetrack the mate telling people when to go gave me a fistbump during the last run i wonder if he thought i was a driving savant who was learning at an incredible rate when in reality my earlier runs were bombarded with anxiety and it was boosting me up bad

 No.808119


 No.808120

>>808082
die mutant

 No.808121

NOThin wrong with mutating in moderation

 No.808122

will i like pumpernickel if i like dark rye

 No.808123

theyre totally different but probably

 No.808124

i thought pumpernickel was just dark rye with some extra stuff added

 No.808125

gonno make a youtube channel what should i call it

 No.808126

sushi barplayers nexus

 No.808127

howd you know it was gonno be a making sushi channel

 No.808128

i didnt

 No.808129


 No.808130

should i order a pizza or a sub for lunch

 No.808131

You wanna come?out here? In New York ? I Milly Rock ?, hide ?it in my sock Running ? from an opp??, then I shoot ??at opp ??And I'm on ?the block?, and I'm on ?the block?In New York? I Milly Rock?, hide ?it in my sock, selling that rerock ?In New York ?I Milly Rock?, hide ?it in my sock Used to sell rerock ?, running ? from the cops ? Shooting ?? at the opps ????‍♀️Yo, Pierre ??‍?You wanna come?out here? Shooting?? at the opps ??, cause I run?they block ? Gimme top ??top?, in my drop⬇️ top ??All these hoes ?gon' flock ? flock?, when I drop⬇️drop ⬇️All these hoes ?gon' flock t? flock?, when I drop ⬇️drop ⬇️ All these hoes ?gon' flock ?flock?, when I drop ⬇️drop ⬇️Woo

 No.808132

what kind of pizza and what kind of sub

 No.808133

a pepperoni and cheddar pizza or a sub with salami coppa turkey roast beef ham and cheese with mayonnaise and oil and vinegar

 No.808134

thats too many things on the sub just get a pizza

 No.808135


 No.808136

die picky eater

 No.808137

turts slam jamming again

 No.808138

NOT picky thats just a lot of toppings and if youre getting salami and coppa on it you want to stick to cured meat NOT turkey and roast beef

 No.808139

what about just coppa salami and ham with cheese

 No.808140

thats good now its a harder choice just go with your heart

 No.808141

flipper

 No.808142

im flapper

 No.808143

same

 No.808144

im pretty flapper myself

 No.808145

die norm

 No.808146

pumpernickel is a heavy, basically unleavened loaf of kibbled rye and rye meal

 No.808147

sounds like my kind of bread

 No.808148

sorry i couldnt do just coppa and salami with ham i went for the original sub with everything on it

 No.808149

hell yeah

 No.808150

i added pickles and musflapper and im planning on adding extra havarti that i have here im going to feast

 No.808151

new scrapyard wars get GE GETIN HERE

 No.808152

normyard

 No.808153

dislike normyard personally

 No.808154

File: 1532210633019.png (577.63 KB, 1925x1130, 1531924237762.png)

dead website just shut it down

 No.808155

whats that gaem called again wanna play it

 No.808156

spent 30 minutes freaking out over an equation i couldnt solve and turns out the problem was that i did 4x4 wrong maybe i should give up on studying and go back to being a worthless piece of shite

 No.808157

>>808155
motherload

 No.808158

>>808154
you remind me of how turt said he quit hima but would come back to post about NOT posting on hima

 No.808159

just like how pnig left hima yet his presence still lingers

 No.808160

cant believe the feds finally caught the pedophile negroid and now hes rotting in jail with thad

 No.808161

seems like you only do come back to post about hima being dead if you dont know he never left

 No.808162

i dont think you understood his post

 No.808163

been postin on the w since 97

 No.808164

mindblowing when i realize thad is released in 2 months

 No.808165

gonno throw a pizza party for him when he gets out

 No.808166

made an uncanny forbidden burg its fantastic

 No.808167

will someone buy me a book off of amazon

 No.808168

no

 No.808169


 No.808170

>>808158
you sbers go nuts with these fanfics of stuff that never happened

 No.808171

benis

 No.808172

what was the big penis meme turt was trying to push like a week or two ago i forgot already

 No.808173

cant even remember what happened 12 hours ago let alone a week

 No.808174

what happened this morning

 No.808175

i woke up and jod to a slav sexy lady

 No.808176

might become a flat earther

 No.808177


 No.808178


 No.808179

teeth hurt sigh

 No.808180

brush and floss

 No.808181

>>808178
yeah thats the one

 No.808182

that wasnt me either

 No.808183

uhh wasnt me

 No.808184

ear hurts cant tell if it is wax or an infection

 No.808185

i had earhurt yesterday

 No.808186

bored

 No.808187

>>808072
why the hell would it be me

 No.808188

also just woke up gonno have some coffee

 No.808189

that burg was the end of me gonno have an early spermmorph

 No.808190

what was so uncanny about it

 No.808191

could go for a kidflip right about now

 No.808192

gonno go for a spin

 No.808193

whats the most you ever lost in a cointoss

 No.808194

mouth hurting bad might premorph

 No.808195

had an hour nap gonno wake up now

 No.808196

wish i could morphpost

 No.808197

simply dream of hima

 No.808198

had a dream about making an ironman so im gonno make one now

 No.808199

>>808193
my virginity

 No.808200

i just heard part of a bleach song in happy sugar life

 No.808201

File: 1532224044724.swf (884.46 KB, yoko_mini.swf)


 No.808202

File: 1532224373018.jpg (295.54 KB, 1448x2048, DP1MSzzVwAA5Cke.jpg large.jpg)


 No.808203

gonno play xcom war of the norman

 No.808204

>>808202
phew might have to jo now

 No.808205

File: 1532224525439.webm (2.6 MB, 300x400, 1531877740140.webm)

wish i was indian

 No.808206

I've never been lonely. I've been in a room -- I've felt suicidal. I've been depressed. I've felt awful -- awful beyond all -- but I never felt that one other person could enter that room and cure what was bothering me...or that any number of people could enter that room. In other words, loneliness is something I've never been bothered with because I've always had this terrible itch for solitude. It's being at a party, or at a stadium full of people cheering for something, that I might feel loneliness. I'll quote Ibsen, "The strongest men are the most alone." I've never thought, "Well, some beautiful blonde will come in here and give me a boost-job, rub my balls, and I'll feel good." No, that won't help. You know the typical crowd, "Wow, it's Friday night, what are you going to do? Just sit there?" Well, yeah. Because there's NOThing out there. It's stupidity. Stupid people mingling with stupid people. Let them stupidify themselves. I've never been bothered with the need to rush out into the night. I hid in bars, because I didn't want to hide in factories. That's all. Sorry for all the millions, but I've never been lonely. I like myself. I'm the best form of entertainment I have. Let's drink more wine!

 No.808207

>>808154
isnt that one of those mining flash sushi bars from kongregate

 No.808208

File: 1532224781796.png (940.59 KB, 1250x730, 1532224335751.png)

onseki came over to sushi bar i dont think im going to invite him again

 No.808209

File: 1532224915762.jpg (64.4 KB, 1280x720, ut.JPG)


 No.808210

oh my boosting cunnilingus i cant believe i missed the boosting stream

 No.808211

>>808210
flapper eyes

 No.808212

File: 1532225539416.png (Spoiler Image, 602.35 KB, 596x953, 532e149f3df3f2b054e7b6afbfb2594a.png)


 No.808213

still dont understand what that thing does

 No.808214

flapper

 No.808215

File: 1532225899552.png (2.12 MB, 2122x3000, 12.png)


 No.808216

File: 1532226406629.jpg (626.12 KB, 1280x1805, 02.jpg)

wish i had a komagf

 No.808217

>>808212
愛 my aneros

 No.808218

forgot to jo today

 No.808219

cummed

 No.808220

wish to flip a child

 No.808221

File: 1532229004456.jpg (151.81 KB, 640x480, child.jpg)


 No.808222

why the flip are all the light bulbs im looking at 2700k or 2750k

 No.808223

get some rgd led bulbs

 No.808224

gonno fire up some hentai

 No.808225

just saw some flapperkid in a tiedye shirt doing a fortnite dance

 No.808226

fortnite is basted

 No.808227

just saw some flapperkid in a tiedye shirt doing a fortnite dance

 No.808228

saw aNOTher

how popular is fortnite

 No.808229

every norm knows about it do the math

 No.808230

just dabbed

 No.808231

never played it personally

 No.808232

die dabber

 No.808233

knocked over a lamp while penguinwalking and The Boss raged

 No.808234

should i stream fortnite

 No.808235

no its boring as hell

 No.808236

tried playing fortnite but i was too flapper for it

 No.808237

tons of trendy looking sexy ladies out tonight

 No.808238

scape boss said all managers are required to smoke weed

 No.808239

bored

 No.808240

File: 1532232881889.mp3 (9.88 KB, 1490831008319.mp3)


 No.808241

wish i wasnt an only child how many siblings do you mates have

 No.808242

14 it pinches

 No.808243

3 all mates

 No.808244

>>808242
are you an anderson child

 No.808245

i wish

 No.808246

File: 1532233232446.jpg (298.79 KB, 1600x1200, IMG_20140205_120125.jpg)


 No.808247

tinder is so awkward some girls almost beg for you to flip them its awful

 No.808248


 No.808249

dont talk about tinder with turt here

 No.808250

should i go to a panderson sermon im about 10 minutes away

 No.808251

yes

 No.808252

>>808247
screencap

 No.808253

its because theyre bots/youre tall/you have pct

 No.808254

is pct related to pthc

 No.808255

had a cry

 No.808256

>>808250
have you gotten your door knocked

 No.808257

stream some soul winning

 No.808258

>>808253
no bots so far dont think anyone is dumb enough to like a bot profile

 No.808259

only pct im familiar with involves clomid and nolvadex

 No.808260

no NOT by anyone

 No.808261

what

 No.808262

>>807807
slow and steady wins the race

 No.808263

die

 No.808264


 No.808265

proto sv3rige

 No.808266

File: 1532236848498.jpg (80.77 KB, 700x700, a5aaf11a08b502fbdd9713ac4a5e1dbf.jpg)

daddys home from the beer store he got 6 cold ones thats 4 ipas a double ipa and a peach ale and he feels like taking a shower and then drinking the peach ale with his little girl because he has a feeling shes going to 愛 it

 No.808267

drinkin some wine eatin ramen and watchin the moon its a good evening

 No.808268

lala is so cunnilingus damn underage jesus christ just look at her how can you see that and NOT want to instantly jo

 No.808269

whos daddys little girl

 No.808270

creep hour

 No.808271

>>808268
youre a sick freak

 No.808272

its natural

 No.808273

File: 1532237027392.jpg (720.24 KB, 900x900, 80f4c5663286cac6e764bf3a07423ce1.jpg)


 No.808274


 No.808275

miss delicate raindrops

 No.808276

flip you plumber worshipper

 No.808277

sending her money doesnt make me a worshiper

 No.808278

how could you give alcohol to that beautiful child

 No.808279

she 愛s to drink and then she pretends to fall asleep but lays on her stomach with her legs spread and takes off her panties

 No.808280

even though this girl suffers from uguu syndrome this show is still a mastepiece

 No.808281

File: 1532238397017.jpg (Spoiler Image, 95.34 KB, 675x900, 1532226796918.jpg)


 No.808282

dont open that

 No.808283


 No.808284

wonder if people still post on f

 No.808285

i do

 No.808286

the videos and memes they come up with nowadays may NOT be good but they have a steady flow of content being created

 No.808287

File: 1532238933384.swf (1.3 MB, End Of 4chan.swf)


 No.808288

jaypee boy shit

 No.808289

peach ale down the hatch it wasnt the best daddy doesnt know if he should have his little girl get aNOTher one from the fridge or wait until tomorrow

 No.808290

sighing extra hard again

 No.808291

filter c to q

 No.808292

wish to fuqk a sexy lady

 No.808293

gonno run to the store for some more flour sack towel

 No.808294

>>808289
grab aNOTher

 No.808295

Test.


Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

 No.808296


 No.808297

pewdienorm

 No.808298

https://www.pscp.tv/w/1yoKMVLgYAkGQ
nice chatters in this one

 No.808299

gagged

 No.808300

what did i miss

 No.808301

snagged a bottle of The Bosss wine gonno sushi bar hard

 No.808302

ill forgive your winenorming just this once since youre making sushi

 No.808303

thats my secret cap im always making sushi

 No.808304

stocked up on flour sack towels apparently people use these for cloth towels but i use them to clean up stuff and as pot holders and since theyre so big i could use them as cake wraps too so my cakes come out flat and NOT bulging in the middle

 No.808305

what kind of stuff do you clean up with them

 No.808306

im bulging in the middle

 No.808307

wish i knew how to make cakes

 No.808308

its NOT very hard

 No.808309

i can only make frozen pizzas and ramen

 No.808310

>>808307
equal parts flour egg sugar and milk bake at 400 degrees for 40 minutes there you go

 No.808311

ive got eggs and sugar but i dont own flour or milk

 No.808312

>>808305
dirt dust and pieces of food you know regular stuff

>>808307
there are lots of different types of cakes you can make its easiest to just buy a mix and do it according to the directions usually its just adding water oil and egg and baking it

 No.808313

could go on for hours about cakes and baking but im going to morph instead bye

 No.808314

bye

 No.808315

see you

 No.808316

cu l8r

 No.808317

whered everyone go

 No.808318

im cooking some lobster

 No.808319

got a stomachache from eating koolaid powder

 No.808320

gonno eat some milo

 No.808321

im making sushi

 No.808322

File: 1532249904394.jpg (602.07 KB, 1168x3033, 49f4d8631a2aea963ec504b783f6510c.jpg)


 No.808323

vile

 No.808324

chicken nugget

 No.808325

gonno make some pizza

 No.808326

how do i jo

 No.808327

its the same as the pizza i made the other day but its got a nicer base and jalapenos on it

 No.808328

mornin hima time for tea

 No.808329

remorphed but still tired

 No.808330

gonno morph

 No.808331

im exiling myself from hima i will turn my lard into muscle i will shower my neetstink away and ill get a job and qualifications and become a norm ill never truly be one of them but if i succeed in my path i will be able to flip a sexy ladygf its the only way mates i hope you understand ill probably fail and be back in a week but this is my one wish and i wish to flip a sexy lady even if it means becoming a norm

 No.808332

we are all gonno make it brother

 No.808333

did you give up yet

 No.808334

>>808331
mates before hoes

 No.808335

suprised you even able to try i cant finish my dishes

 No.808336

its NOT up to you its the norms that decide who is a norm

 No.808337

hurf durf da noorms

 No.808338

File: 1532276137509.jpg (51.79 KB, 1280x720, 1532226114775.jpg)

norms...

 No.808339

the norms.....

 No.808340

gonno play some oj come play
lobby 100% ota
pass 1% fun

 No.808341

neng pian jiu pian

 No.808342

File: 1532277835221.jpeg (2.83 MB, 3024x4032, D296EF42-B36A-4174-A855-799EABE2EE90.jpeg)

hey hima drove like 2 hours to harpers ferry and back
the bridge there is covered in locks and i googled it and its some sort of gfnorm shit

 No.808343

>>808340
i cant sorry

 No.808344

File: 1532278836259.jpg (Spoiler Image, 115.54 KB, 724x1024, 147961812329.jpg)


 No.808345

wish i didnt pinch at rhythm sushi bars sigh

 No.808346

>>808344
let that child alone

 No.808347

opened up a nos time to drink HARD

 No.808348

>>808345
simply practice

 No.808349

File: 1532280720059.jpeg (339.04 KB, 2000x1122, 1529509842412-eyepiece_163.jpeg)


 No.808350

>>808348
im too flapper its just NOT in my genes

 No.808351

File: 1532281540751.webm (3.55 MB, 480x272, 1532273309448.webm)


 No.808352

she wants to be flipped

 No.808353

underage lady wants little baby

 No.808354

File: 1532283341889.jpg (31.49 KB, 442x275, clip_image002_thumb%255B6%255D.jpg)

just woke up

 No.808355


 No.808356

proto elliot

 No.808357

do sexy ladies get horny

 No.808358

crying cause of the norms abuse on my mind

 No.808359

why wont the norms just leave him alone

 No.808360

gonno fire up the mod.php

 No.808361

just how the norms and who they are

 No.808362

made cannibutter and ate a couple of big spoonfuls of it because i didnt want to go through the trouble of actually cooking with it and a hour later all i feel is sick

 No.808363

nice weedtron

 No.808364


 No.808365

ran out of brain pills feel like a black hole opened up inside me

 No.808366

dejiko must be snapped

 No.808367

anyone else 愛s tiara sexy ladies and other hair accessory sexy ladies

 No.808368

i 愛 spermed underage ladies

 No.808369

NOT a fan of sexy ladies with tiaras but i am a huge fan of ribbon sexy ladies and cat ear sexy ladies im glad that fad never really died i still see tons of them

 No.808370

>>808351
should have just said i know aNOTher proverb it goes if you arent a mother you arent a woman and then watched her break on the floor what a soy

 No.808371

are hairbands something we can agree on

 No.808372

>>808370
did you see the pewdiepie soy video its epic as fuqk

 No.808373

stop saying fuqk

 No.808374

fuqk you

 No.808375

>>808371
generally yes but it depends on the style

 No.808376

File: 1532286171579.webm (3.9 MB, 600x336, 1529786237391.webm)

Ha ha I luv the SoyBoy meme.

 No.808377

File: 1532286268781.webm (Spoiler Image, 3.77 MB, 1280x720, 1529786644875.webm)


 No.808378

17 inches how the flip can i compete just flipping end it

 No.808379

those are NOT inches

 No.808380

touch me baby kibun wa holiday

 No.808381

if she can only take 16cm does that mean my 19cm penis will hurt her

 No.808382

die dickbragger

 No.808383

going to make a tinder stating im over 6'3 with a 7.5 inch penis and see how many girls want to flip

 No.808384


 No.808385

use turts pics

 No.808386

the ultimate blackpill is using chadtrons pics on tinder

 No.808387

no thanks just from looking at turt you can tell hes compensating for lack of penile length

 No.808388


 No.808389

wish pnig would stop being so spam about turt

 No.808390

nice stallman reference

 No.808391

>>808381
owned dickcel

 No.808392

do sexy ladies die if they get flipped by too big of a dick

 No.808393

feelin bad for men with huge dicks theyll never be able to snap a child

 No.808394

i think child kitties are really small in general

 No.808395

when will i be able to plug my brain directly into the virtual world

 No.808396

never and even if you can you will be bombarded by advertisments
the only solution is to allow isps to tap into our partitioned brain processing in exchange for perfect escapism

 No.808397

child kitties are NOT small ive seen horses in there

 No.808398

image cloud computing but with the brain power of millions of people

 No.808399

sexy lady kitties are in general smaller due to age difference and tighter because of the lack of estrogen theyre almost stiff and NOT stretchy at all and smoother on the inside than a girl who has gone through puberty with developed rugae

 No.808400

got a chicken nugget reading that

 No.808401

my cooking level is now 65

 No.808402

how come im NOT japanese

 No.808403

i remember read 5 or 6 years ago on /a/ that a 9 year olds kitty is the size of a double shot glass NOT sure if its entirely true but it stuck with me

 No.808404

reading rather

 No.808405

ped hours gonno sushi bar

 No.808406

one day we will be able to enter a virtual world while dreaming and then the hima mansion will become a reality

 No.808407

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 No.808408

its NOT ped to learn about human anatomy

 No.808409

chuckled thinking of that old iceland law told The Boss about it too

 No.808410

wish i took anatomy in school and art so i could draw sexy ladies all day

 No.808411

every food place nearby flips up my orders i cant escape this hell

 No.808412

flips up how

 No.808413

every time i order food takeout anywhere they always give me the wrong thing or forget things no matter where i go

 No.808414

just tell them they got it wrong and to fix it

 No.808415

havent barred a sushi in a while

 No.808416

neetblog is scaping wonder if he scapes 24/7

 No.808417

File: 1532301430273.png (267.02 KB, 898x1300, pg16.png)


 No.808418

愛 when yabuki pulls the old vagina reflection trick

 No.808419

hate when that happens

 No.808420

in aNOTher life i want to be a sexy ladies underwear

 No.808421

>>808377
>>808377
I'd like to see a sexy lady do this

 No.808422

dont understand why people still read to 愛 ru its dumb as hell
im guessing one generation of teenmates after the other pick it up and drop it when they realize its cocktease shit

 No.808423

the doujins are great even if the real thing pinches

 No.808424

wish i could boost my sis

 No.808425

im cocktease

 No.808426

File: 1532303917040.png (893.83 KB, 898x1204, fun (2).png)


 No.808427

trying to schedule out my days to the minutes seems like theres a lot you can do in a day

 No.808428

how many minutes for hima?

 No.808429

2 hours

 No.808430

might start a diary

 No.808431

4 hours hima 4 hours masturbation 4 hours 4 hours making sushi 8 hours sleeping

 No.808432


 No.808433

i usually spend 6am-4pm checking scope and joing is that normal

 No.808434

die sexnorm

 No.808435

File: 1532305402543.png (34.04 KB, 490x411, 1532305247982.png)

chistinechan has unlocked her hidden potential

 No.808436


 No.808437

File: 1532305527103.jpg (666.3 KB, 1600x900, 61a7b88f9357013428908002e29198bf.jpg)

jod hard to a spanish pt today wearing very short very tight denims and a slav pt wearing cotton shorts and sitting with her legs spread with the camera pointing upward who is forcing these girls to do this stuff

 No.808438


 No.808439

disgusting sex crazed lunatic

 No.808440

>>808435
is this a psychotic break

 No.808441

oh ok cool thanks

 No.808442

just woke up hey hima gonno have some coffee and scape all day

 No.808443

scape boss called today and said he would be at my store tomorrow just when i thought i was going to have a full day alone with trainee girl this happens

 No.808444

>>808442
stop playing video sushi bars

 No.808445

>>808437
post em

 No.808446

they were both banned

 No.808447

feel bad for sexy ladies they just want to talk to the mates but instead they get the hammer

 No.808448

should i have cup ramen for dinner or microwave yakisoba or frozen pizza

 No.808449

never stop making sushi

 No.808450

they wanted to do more than just talk if you know what i mean

 No.808451

gonno play some more overwatch

 No.808452

ok stop making sushi

 No.808453

id rather die than stop making sushi

 No.808454

tinder is just insane i feel like a woman there teenage college girls just throw themselves at you with no shame at all

 No.808455

NOThing else to do cant just stop making sushi

 No.808456

was reading manga in my reverse print the other day and there were some teengirls looking at an overwatch book and i overheard some one of them say "low key genji has the nicest ass in the sushi bar"

 No.808457

never

 No.808458

>>808456
thats gay

 No.808459

it was two girls talking about a mates butt i think that is NOT gay

 No.808460

>>808456
i went to a bookstore in the mall and they had a section with consoles and you could play any of their sushi bars and an early 20s regular looking girl was playing one piece burning blood the striking thing is she looked completely normal

 No.808461

The Boss says i have a great ass and any woman would be lucky

 No.808462

are women going to boost you in the ass or something

 No.808463

girls actually 愛 manass

 No.808464

so does turt

 No.808465


 No.808466

NOThing gay about appreciating the effort that went into well developed and sculpted glutes

 No.808467

my tinder experiences have convinced me that everyone is just volcel(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

 No.808468

ban himako NOW

 No.808469

die normseki youre the moggest and the chadiest of them all

 No.808470

flipping prostitutes isnt a mog or chad behavior

 No.808471

i know for a fact that half the mates on hima slay gash on the reg and just pretend they dont for laughs

 No.808472

do japanese girls wear skirts more than western girls

 No.808473

the seki slayed half of japan just by stepping outside and would get over a hundred matches on tinder in a day if he tried it out but doesnt because he doesnt even need it and im the one that gets banned big sigh

 No.808474

if you dont count school then no

 No.808475

why dont girls anywhere wear skirts

 No.808476

because flipping degenerates like >>808437 mentally snap them and jo their chicken nuggets imagining what their kitties look like

 No.808477

the survival of our species depends on sexnorms

 No.808478

>>808476
thats the point

 No.808479

>>808476
for those girls nobody watching had to imagine anything why do you think they were banned

 No.808480

gonno eat some creme betweens

 No.808481

beat chroNOTrigger it was nice

 No.808482

tinnitus is ringing hard

 No.808483

picked microwave yakisoba basted off your matess recommendations im NOT regretting it

 No.808484


 No.808485

play terranigma

 No.808486

>>808482
tell him to flip off

 No.808487

File: 1532308090152.jpg (796.67 KB, 1315x1800, 1478566504808.jpg)


 No.808488

these creme betweens are delicious

 No.808489


 No.808490

>>808481
now do some new sushi bar+ runs like going straight to lavos by taking the other teleport in the festival or using the bucket or epoch while crono is dead

 No.808491

the yakisoba was good it had that burnt flavor that you can only get from a beach house

 No.808492

how would you know what that tastes like

 No.808493

because its mentioned in minami ke in the episode where makoto rubs harukas body and then has to go stand in the water so that nobody can see his chicken nugget

 No.808494

wish i was a snake just lay around shedding and soaking up sun

 No.808495

they are NOT called creme betweens

 No.808496

this is yo gotti when he was 15 unbelievable flow

 No.808497

File: 1532309182522.png (1.86 MB, 1342x578, creme.PNG)


 No.808498

wish i could cream between

 No.808499

those are oreos

 No.808500

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 No.808501

sigh

 No.808502

mate wanted to go to cicis should NOT have listened to him feel like shite

 No.808503

never had cicis whats it like

 No.808504

death

 No.808505

i was the only twig in the entire place

 No.808506

cicis pinches

 No.808507

time to chow down on a 9 inch cake

 No.808508

might jo

 No.808509

stream it

 No.808510

cream betweened my sisters boobs when she was 10

 No.808511

i mean 19

 No.808512

spermed to that doujinshi i posted a few days ago sigh its so good

 No.808513

saw some mystery tea at the store so i picked it up turns out its meicha i dont think i ever had this style of tea before apparently its the buds of the leaf picked in spring
sounded suspiciously like shincha but i guess shincha is the young leaves picked in spring
if shincha is a sexy lady then meicha is a underage little baby

 No.808514

>>808512
is it the orange pekoe one

 No.808515

愛 cicis

 No.808516

its been an hour and i still feel gross after cicis gonno brush and floss

 No.808517

sis wont stop doing the floss dance

 No.808518

>>808514
no the mazacon one

 No.808519

File: 1532310637422.jpg (585.7 KB, 1280x1832, 10.jpg)

this one right

 No.808520

>>808497
wish i was from the cream betweens dimension

 No.808521

>>808519
you're sick

 No.808522

>>808519
phew that was good miyuki is underage as hell

 No.808523

told scape boss im going with the slow store he said it was a good choice
already started doing things that only i would find funny like flipping the stapler plate so the staples staple outward

 No.808524

never figured out what thats for

 No.808525

its so the staples are removable when they close on themselves its supposed to be permanent

 No.808526

wish i was data

 No.808527

https://www.pscp.tv/w/1yNGaXRdOXlKj
what the fuck is this a house full of flapper slav 23 year olds

 No.808528

i belong in a flapper house

 No.808529

wish i could live in the slavflappergirl house

 No.808530

seems like it would be really annoying all of those girls trying to be underage all the time when i just want to sushi bar and jo to sexy ladies

 No.808531

wish a himamate would adopt and take care of me

 No.808532

spermed now i morph

 No.808533

5 o clock get a call to go blading at the skatepark down by the mall

 No.808534


 No.808535

just doublemade sushi phew im pooped

 No.808536

sigh forgot it was sunday missed all the serms

 No.808537

same lets see what i missed

 No.808538

daddy found a way to get beer for cheaper you see the beer store lets you put together a 6 pack for a flat rate of $8 but the beers you can pick from if you buy in a pack are around $10 for a 6 pack so what you do is make your own 6 pack of expensive beer and pay less for it

 No.808539

i hate you dad

 No.808540


 No.808541

why does he disable comments

 No.808542

people were cussing in the comments

 No.808543


 No.808544

gonno brew up 2l of this meicha tea i hope its decent

 No.808545

shat showered shaved spermed and mutated

 No.808546


 No.808547

hate cussers

 No.808548

bad news the tea is insipid i might be better off ordering some from kevin again

 No.808549

gonno masturbate

 No.808550

scape boss was telling me about how in the winter he likes bringing in his crock pot and setting up a crab boil in the back room i think im going to do something like that this winter

 No.808551

time for some chicken sandwiches

 No.808552

do you fry the chicken

 No.808553

ya shallow fried chicken breast

 No.808554

flip shallow frying

 No.808555

talking to a mate who used to post on the forum with me and herkz and zyzz and telling him about everything he turned out alright he moved back to japan and got mad when i told him ai uehara is disgusting

 No.808556

how did you turn out

 No.808557

how is ai disgusting

 No.808558

exactly how i imagined myself to turn out i dont know if its good or bad but im happy

 No.808559

how did you imagine it

 No.808560

daddy should NOT have had the double ipa its hitting me like a truck

 No.808561

>>808559
living a quiet humble life by myself

 No.808562

>>808554
its the healthy option

 No.808563

wonder how the water store people would respond if they knew about my real self maybe its for the best that they think i have nearly no hobbies or interests

 No.808564

>>808562
frying itself isnt unhealthy its more about people doing it wrong and making it unhealthy

did i ever post about how people with peanut allergies can usually eat foods fried in peanut oil

 No.808565

spermed should i wash my hands

 No.808566

collecting silicone vaginas and creeping arent good hobbies to bring up

 No.808567

no

 No.808568

>>808566
what do you do in your free time
well i like to watch japanese cartoons meant for little girls and then after that i collect and use fanart from said cartoons and listen to its music and when im NOT doing that i jerk it to kids and collect reverse print aloha shirts

 No.808569

i watch serms and jo to children all day and go on long walks at night

 No.808570

>>808564
i know but its also a waste of oil and its scary i always think this is gonno happen to me

 No.808571

it cant be helped if youre scared

 No.808572

you kind of people are what used to inspire stories of monsters and such throughout history

 No.808573

gonno write a book

 No.808574

whats it about

 No.808575

sexy ladies

 No.808576

used to write tons of posts about sexy ladies on jp but now i just lack inspiration i think its because i got partially experience most of the things i used to write about

 No.808577

nice molester man

 No.808578

i stopped making posts about teto-san but i still think about hugging her everyday

 No.808579

excellent sandwiches today hima i gotta say

 No.808580

make some pastrami sandwiches instead

 No.808581

crying

 No.808582

disappointed thats NOT in 60fps

 No.808583

disappointed its english dub

 No.808584

>>808581
i can feel the shivers coming back to me

 No.808585

are there any 60fps anime

 No.808586

and then the english voice started and its gone

 No.808587

need to go back and kill my past self before he has the chance to become cel

 No.808588

just download tinder reflapper

 No.808589

i got hundreds of matches on tinder the first day i downloaded it then i felt gross and deleted it

 No.808590

and then you came to hima to activate your new persona, incelslam jam

 No.808591

incelspam

 No.808592

you either die cel or live long enough to see yourself become norm

 No.808593

nekoten is streaming get in here

 No.808594

who gives a flip

 No.808595

>>808580
i would but i dont have any pastrami sorry

 No.808596

>>808594
leave hima forever

 No.808597

nice to see nekoten falls for the same tricks that sexy ladies fell for while they were streaming

 No.808598

gonno have to unleash to ol trusty salt shaker trick on nekoten then well know if shes really flapper

 No.808599

hey.... thats hell youre walking into

 No.808600

gonno try the salt shaker trick with trainee girl i actually feel kind of sorry for her

 No.808601

i will marry nekoten

 No.808602

you can marry her but i already fuqked her she has been fuqked by me and my penis

 No.808603

die q

 No.808604

only norms have penises

 No.808605

ok then she has been fuqked by my man clit

 No.808606

wish i had a nekotengf

 No.808607

>>808600
watch out you dont get fired for sekuhara

 No.808608

if scape boss can literally tell her to stop joing and do stuff on her own then i really doubt i can get fired for doing the salt shaker trick

 No.808609

sounds like a slippery slope
next thing you know theres going to be slapping her ass and dry humping her when she walks by

then boom multi million dollar lawsuit against the company and national news

 No.808610

NOThing wrong with good old fashion dry hump horseplay

 No.808611

File: 1532326338776.jpg (70.36 KB, 400x600, 167m1h.jpg)


 No.808612

gonno clean the kitchen then head to the store ill be drinking bigly tonight hima i can tell you that much

 No.808613

>>808609
at that point its his problem NOT mine
i really dont know how he got to where he is with the way he acts but it puts me at ease knowing someone like him is NOT only still with the company after eight years but has also been getting promotions
where hes at now any complaints about anyone including himself go straight to him so i think i wont be fired
he also warned me a few days ago about the upcoming months and how there will be days when i interact with literally nobody im glad i found this place

trainee girl is also going to college in a few months so her hours will get cut and with her hours being cut my worries about being with her every single day and looking like a creep are also cut

 No.808614

>>808612
good luck

 No.808615

>>808596
nah flip you roast worshipper

 No.808616

>>808615
who wouldnt worship something like this

 No.808617

ive got something for you to worship

 No.808618

what is it

 No.808619


 No.808620

cunnilingus

 No.808621

forgot to get curry powder today again cunnilingus damnit

 No.808622

if you were an intelligent female you could sell your lactations to crazed chinese mothers

 No.808623

if you were an intelligent male you would sell your sperm

 No.808624

https://www.pscp.tv/w/1OdJrpwgZYYKX
this sort of thing is why older sisters have their younger brothers joing over them as they sleep

 No.808625

nice lankgirl but NOT nice enough to halt the ritual to jo

 No.808626

File: 1532328179162.png (390.34 KB, 1024x555, fembot_bingo.png)

post em ladies

 No.808627

really liking this

 No.808628

cant remember if floorspitter was a himamateor warosubro

 No.808629

are you thinking of mouthspitter

 No.808630

no the mate who used to spit on the floor

 No.808631

must have been from warosu because i dont remember him and ive only been on hima for a year

 No.808632

pie eating contest

 No.808633

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 No.808634

so did onseki abandon /jp/ or something because its gotten really shitty and boring without any changing of filters or banners or anything

 No.808635

https://himasugi.org/oji.mp3
crying again remembering the good old days

 No.808636

pretty sure himako killed herself ill say a prayer for her before i morph

 No.808637

File: 1532328732679.jpg (79.77 KB, 960x700, 1526250343077.jpg)

this is fascinating

 No.808638

wonder if himako was saved

 No.808639

NOTice they expect a life partner aka perfect soul mate chad but when you see men making things like that they just want any gf at all

 No.808640

filters are stupid except for the ones that censor profanity

 No.808641

chad honestly does seem to be a nice soul if i ever visit australia i want to see if he will meet up with me

 No.808642

poor mate hes incel and trying his hardest

 No.808643

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 No.808644

seems like a good point to morph bye hope the wine trip goes well

 No.808645


 No.808646

go to hell

 No.808647

leave blankmate alone

 No.808648

>>808644
just got back it was okay gonno drink up and scape up

 No.808649

just realized im a solosexual

 No.808650

File: 1532331032661.jpg (195.09 KB, 1366x1000, Diw8eXoVQAAt7AV.jpg large.jpg)


 No.808651

thought that cat had a huge dick when i looked at the thumbnail

 No.808652

i have a huge dick

 No.808653

was gonno post something but ended up NOT

 No.808654

im glad you didnt

 No.808655

its sushi bar time

 No.808656

nice breakfast sandwiches

 No.808657

愛 hollandaise so damn much

 No.808658

File: 1532336627508.jpg (116.29 KB, 634x951, 2AF780A000000578-0-image-a-15_1438276941675.jpg)


 No.808659

breakfast is over-rated

 No.808660

its the most important meal of the day

 No.808661

dinner is the most important meal

 No.808662

anyone here

 No.808663

yeah

 No.808664

gonno morph

 No.808665

making bread

 No.808666

die breadmaker

 No.808667

File: 1532348741534.jpg (18.55 KB, 645x824, red-solo-cup.jpg)


 No.808668

gonno fire up some breakfast

 No.808669

night hima 愛 you mates

 No.808670

sleep well

 No.808671

froomes taking yellow on stage 17 guaranteed

 No.808672

guess ill jog

 No.808673

dead hours

 No.808674

almost gagged got some sausage and they taste like dog food

 No.808675

tried this and lost 20 pounds

 No.808676

when a man is autistic hes ostracized and kicked out of the village with the lepers but when a girl is autistic shes a comedic genius

 No.808677

my pastor is fat

 No.808678

woke up with a chicken nugget sigh

 No.808679

went for the 2 mile jog

 No.808680

at the store with trainee girl shes talking about how her boyfriend flipped a mate and how she went to a party and got drunk and made out with a random mate
and as mates walk past outside she keeps commenting on them

 No.808681

purge that roast

 No.808682

thought trainee girl was pure sigh

 No.808683

shes burping loud and scape boss is asking her how she ever gets laid and she says she has no idea

 No.808684

get turt in here he needs to read this

 No.808685

always wondered if i was the only one who could manually blur my vision

 No.808686

gonno end it if i get all sons

 No.808687

The Boss always told me she wished for a daughter

 No.808688

>>808686
die breeder

 No.808689

he brought up glory holes and she had no idea what they were so she looked them up and i heard moaning coming from her phone

 No.808690

vile

 No.808691

when i left the office instead of getting straight in the elevator i waited a bit behind the door and sure enough the two women there started talking about me i couldnt hear exactly what but it was NOT good at all

 No.808692

im fuming holding myself to NOT purge with my bare hands right now

 No.808693

the boss is literally going to boost trainee girl

 No.808694

>>808691
they were talking about wanting to boost you at the same time

 No.808695

they were probably talking about how socially reflappered i am and how actual reflappered i am holy boosting piss just kill me right now

 No.808696

>>808684
no i dont everyone there sounds like a disgusting sexnorm its bad enough at my own place of work when the fat little limping manlet makes his occasional sex joke as if hes NOT a boosting ldar supercel

 No.808697

screwseki

 No.808698

should i get taco bell

 No.808699

hey hima drove to the asian market and spend 21 dollars on flipping ramen junk unbelievable but when i got home i fired up the electric kettle and added the seaweed flakes sesame oil tofu and curry powder all together with the cheap chicken ramen it was exquisite

 No.808700

i got some nishiki rice too maybe tomorrow after work ill cook up a bowl and sprinkle some furikake on top if i can figure out the rice cooker in this place

 No.808701

>>808697
pretty good for 2007 never heard of this mate

 No.808702

these miniso briefs are extremely comfortable

 No.808703

gonno just lay down and rot

 No.808704

they call me the ldarblob

 No.808705

my ass is swampin

 No.808706

roast me hima

 No.808707

recently been struggling with my pedo urges for the first time in my whole life did my morality spontaneously transform or something flip

might have to join one of those virtped communities
i wonder how virtuous they really are anyway i feel like most of them would contain a lot of concealed and illicit trading of underage pictures and stories

 No.808708

thats just a show for the norms in truth the only virtuousness peds have is amongst themselves
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/9578230/Jimmy-Savile-claimed-paedophile-Gary-Glitter-did-NOThing-wrong.html

 No.808709

just woke up hey hima hows it going

 No.808710

when did all those reddit boards and 4chan crap become the epicenter of the modern incel movement i miss the preceding messageboards like lookism those mates were freaking hilarious with all their lingo

 No.808711

愛 laughing at virgin men it makes me feel like im NOT one of them if i ignore the pain it doesnt really exist right

 No.808712

lazy slob of a mother neglected to wash any dishes and all of the bowls are dirty is it safe to eat cereal in a cup

 No.808713

>>808711
most of their views were accurate and well-informed its just the often colorful way they chose to express them that would make me laugh

 No.808714

me lazy The Boss doesnt even clean the house anymore i dont leave my room out of fear of infection

 No.808715

i have a question to any carnorms present

why is it that throughout the years cars havent been getting much faster wouldnt it improve the utility of cars if they could arrive to their destination more quickly instead it seems like the maximum speeds and corresponding legal traveling speeds have remained the same for a long time

 No.808716

simply clean it yourself you slob

 No.808717

>>808693
it seems like she would flip anyone

 No.808718

>>808715
because high speed is dangerous in the hands of a norm

 No.808719

>>808707
become a monk instead

 No.808720

>>808715
cars have gotten a lot faster actually the average horsepower of a cheap car is head and shoulders above what it was 20 years ago
going extremely fast doesnt work the roads arent solid enough to allow people to feasibly go over even 100mph even though even a hyundai sonata can defiantly stay at that speed for hours

 No.808721

File: 1532391561134.gif (475.59 KB, 400x300, 1532293969415.gif)


 No.808722

i still think that with cars as powerful as they are today theres no reason there cant be private roads with no speed limits so those who have power can actually get to where they need to go faster but the costs associated with maintaining a road that can handle those speeds is ridiculous they would have to charge crazy fees like thousands of dollars a year on every driver

 No.808723

wonder how many dads do that when The Bosss NOT looking
its probably harmless at that age

 No.808724

toddler vagina is ugly though

 No.808725

stroked

 No.808726


 No.808727

shower time

 No.808728

peter sotos ruined my life boost sigh my 愛 for little girls was once so innocent and harmless now i cant think about them without all of his violent imagery appearing in my head

and it was one of you who first exposed me to him with that boosting pure magazine excerpt wish i had never found hima could have been in a loving and mutually satisfying relationship with a sexy lady now i can only hurt and destroy

 No.808729

>>808723
why do you peds think everyone is ped

 No.808730

>>808728
nice newmate

 No.808731

should i he a new reverse print this one is navy with white leaves and orange hibiscus

 No.808732

today was a good day talked a lot with trainee girl should i bother going into detail

 No.808733

whats it mean if my logs are comin out green

 No.808734

too much food coloring

 No.808735


 No.808736

today was awful dont know how im gonno bear going to work and sitting next to one of those girls might end up in jail for fatal murder

 No.808737

do your best

 No.808738

>>808733
youre gonno die

 No.808739

gonno start drinking 3 gallons of water per day

 No.808740

ok well anyway she said she saw 2girls1cup the other day so scape boss pulled up meatspin and she put her hands on her mouth and turned away scape boss asked where she gets her news and she said the bbc so for the rest of the day scape boss was telling her about how she likes being flipped in the ass by bbc you can tell she grew up really sheltered because she asked what he meant the other day when he told her to stop flicking her bean at work
like i said she had no idea about glory holes and questioned their legality then said she would like to see one but NOT be in one
she also asked how the dick would fit through the hole and said it would be really weird to be there with your face against the hole pinching so many dicks nonstop

somehow race got brought up and after scape boss said to tone down her white supremacist speeches around me she said "well hes NOT african american or anything" then she paused and asked if i was
we ended up throwing a football back and forth and talking apparently shes in an open relationship and asked if my gf made out with a mate if i would consider it cheating
the way she talks about mates she seems really horny and like she flips easily

scape boss also said he has no idea how i trained up so fast and when she complained about her lack of training she said to bring it up with me since im her boss now and she looked at me and said she cant look at me as her boss
i accidentally touched her butt too trying to grab a chair from behind her there were a few times when she would come up to me and stand really close and i heard her inhale through her nose shes probably some kind of pervert

 No.808741

scape boss is lewd as hell

 No.808742

mutatepin the fuqk out of that one

 No.808743

good choice

 No.808744

she made him put the seat down after he peed and he said me and him both have 8 inch dicks so we can just hang them down in there and NOT splash any then he said the seat wasnt covered with piss or jizz or anything but she might want some plan b just in case
NOT even sure of the logic behind that one

 No.808745

flapperlaughing scape boss is basted as hell

 No.808746

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 No.808747

he also said it was me and him in meatspin and that he was the one with the spinner
everyone involved in the water business is flapper as hell

 No.808748

basted scape boss

 No.808749

typical retail brainlets

 No.808750


 No.808751

wish pnig would stop being so annoying

 No.808752

he also constantly pretends to jo and have seizures when he talks to people on the phone
ok im done

 No.808753

>>808750
wish i was there

 No.808754

put in a pizza this ones got pepperoni and ham and solami

 No.808755

>>808729
everyone is ped

>>808728
getting a lgf is about 4x as difficult as getting a normal gf

 No.808756

cant find any woman over 25 attractive anymore

 No.808757

forgot one final thing scape boss said he was watching her unlock her phone so he took it from her and tried to unlock it and failed then said hes only going to put in any effort try to unlock it if he knows there are nudes on it
trainee girl said that was the creepiest thing she has ever heard anyone say

starting to question whether everyone is like this or if its just the people at the water store sorry im really done now gonno eat aNOTher 9 inch cake and discount pizza

 No.808758

ogg me ped you ped too

 No.808759

turt doesnt understand what its like to be part of a group with special interests because hes a mass seperate from the rest

 No.808760

File: 1532400842874.jpg (176.88 KB, 1920x1080, mpv-shot0001.jpg)

phew

 No.808761

is she flapper

 No.808762

a tad

 No.808763

gmm going back to 5 episodes a week in august thank gosh

 No.808764

why do children have such perfect smooth bodies

 No.808765

you know

 No.808766

because theyre new

 No.808767

chicken sandwich time i think

 No.808768

>>808755
nah peds are a minority

 No.808769

if you would flip a 17 year old youre ped

 No.808770

gonno morph

 No.808771

gonno jerk it to some kids and then morph too in 5 hours

 No.808773

hima staff please keep in mind that picture is a work of art that is publicly accessible and is by no means pornographic or otherwise obscene

 No.808774

actually flip please delete that i bet a prosecutor could make a compelling case that the context in which i posted it is problematic and unlawful

 No.808775

think ill earlymorph

 No.808776

my solami pizza is ready

 No.808777

>>808769
i would NOT

 No.808778

after today i dont think i would need to explain anything if trainee girl NOTiced a sex scene in a vn i would just tell her i was bored

 No.808779

nice salami smile

 No.808780

zuckerberg if youre reading this im ready to log out of this sim please ive been punished enough forgive me for my insolence

 No.808781

File: 1532403585037.jpg (187.33 KB, 1280x720, 1495873880104.jpg)

NOT me

 No.808782

if somebody genuinely likes you theyll be willing to overlook most flaws or defects or eccentricities think about it would you really give a hoot if you caught a girl you thought was cute reading yaoi or something hell if anything it would serve as a good opportunity to flirt and talk about underage stuff

 No.808783

would prefer if my lgf read yaoi because i can easily identify with her mindset

 No.808784

File: 1532404097101.jpg (491.34 KB, 3300x1840, nuclear chadpill.jpg)

uh huh
unfortunately the kind of man who is "genuinely liked" always fits certain criteria

 No.808785

File: 1532404437723-0.jpg (372.86 KB, 1050x1492, 009.jpg)

File: 1532404437723-1.jpg (183.95 KB, 800x1174, 013.jpg)

File: 1532404437723-2.jpg (614.24 KB, 1200x1705, 007.jpg)

realized last night that when it came to this artist i was joing to the faces and NOThing else is that okahy

 No.808786


 No.808787

File: 1532404551726-0.jpg (565.67 KB, 1200x1723, 016.jpg)

wish i could draw

 No.808788

you can learn

 No.808789

some people just arent learners

 No.808790

i have poor control over my hands this first occurred to me when i tried to decorate a cake

 No.808791

its a piece of cake to bake a pretty cake

 No.808792

that reminds me did that mate ever make his cake

 No.808793

made some cookies two days ago

 No.808794

will blizzard do excerpts from any new audio books for bfa

 No.808795

flapperlaughing reading the index wiki at how convoluted the plot has become cant wait for season 3

 No.808796

still get shivers

 No.808797

its lame as hell fanfic tier there are too many characters that can destroy the world several times over

 No.808798

did index or any of misakas variants get flipped yet what about uiharu and the maid sexy lady

 No.808799

ya i flipped index myself shes been flipped

 No.808800

why cant i flip a girl like index

 No.808801

you lack the smv

 No.808802

but i got a bunch of matches on tinder its just that none of them fit my interests

 No.808803

theyre looking for orbiters you have to prove your smv by sealing the dea

 No.808804

thats NOT what smv means

 No.808805


 No.808806

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 No.808807

File: 1532408405900.jpg (562.7 KB, 1200x1705, 004.jpg)

the next monitor im getting will have vertical rotation so i can read underage doujinshi without needing to scroll

 No.808808

went outside today for the first time in 2 months and i actually got a boosting bug bite

 No.808809

brought up the doujin problem with herkz when he was gloating about his new fancy 16:9 and he told me i didnt know what i was talking about

 No.808810

why cant aloma make me sperm 72 times a day life isnt fair

 No.808811

gonno do some yardwork then take a nap

 No.808812

dont forget to shower after the work and before the nap

 No.808813

File: 1532408953795.jpg (78.98 KB, 800x600, evg202.jpg)

hima

 No.808814

wish i was her

 No.808815

undergoing a fecal transplant on the 26th

 No.808816

gl

 No.808817

going to ask trainee girl if she ever had sugma and tell her that my dog died from it because it wasnt treated

 No.808818

1, soiled me blooms
2. shat a batch in me underhatch
3. liquid shit in jinnys armpits
4. shite soup for brkfst lunch and dinn dinn for jinny jinn jin

LMAO you cuckin gay gave drivin liscns to jinniturd this shithole LMFAOOOO

 No.808819

whats sugma

 No.808820

sugma balls

 No.808821

the entire 2012-2015 period was an utter waste of life

 No.808822

speak for yourself i had a nice lgf during those years

 No.808823

reported

 No.808824

seriously cant remember anything remotely NOTeworthy happening during that period just shiteing along i didnt even have a permanent internet hangout for most of it a whole 3 years of white noise

 No.808825

i was on jp and warosu at the time dont know about you newbro

 No.808826

yeah of which are the worst places on the internet to waste time uhhhh boobhu general

 No.808827

File: 1532410786563.png (78.95 KB, 350x300, 00enemies21.png)

just played a nice sushi bar these three mates are really baste wonder if hima has tried

 No.808828

explain why is facebook better than /jp/ and warosu

 No.808829

i met my wife on facebook

 No.808830

did you realize you forgot your vpn or are you just on drugs again

 No.808831

i was accused of roiding again im afpie eating contest of being silenced by supplement companies

 No.808832

i mean the weed you got a few days ago

 No.808833

i used it sunday it wasnt even fun or enlightening and i fell asleep after a few hours

 No.808834

do you really think someone would lie on the internet

 No.808835

weed pinches its better to drink your sorrows away

 No.808836

i simply jo and feel all is well and just in the world

 No.808837

nah alcohol is shite its hard on your liver kills your brain cells lowers your test and makes you fat
all youll get out of it is acting like a goofball for a few hours then you come to feeling worse than you did before you started and now you might feel sick and dehydrated as well

the only benefit alcohol has is availability

 No.808838

you said that already

 No.808839

i had to say it again because the old archive are gone

 No.808840

sigh all out of nicotine hope more comes tomorrow and NOT the day after

 No.808841

smoke in hell smoker

 No.808842

got sent the wrong order and ended up with a case of super female vitality

 No.808843


 No.808844

has anyone heard the rumor that amd has been behind the recent discoveries of intel hardware bugs

 No.808845

puked

 No.808846

die puker

 No.808847

crying again

 No.808848

you shouldnt cry thats for girls

 No.808849

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 No.808850

sigh new mass shooting in canada

 No.808851

something needs to be said

 No.808852

dont say it

 No.808853

>>808849
someone should put a bullet in this norm

 No.808854

holy crap luelinks appears as one of the sources of 'exciting content' on those bing searches you told me to do i always suspected that they had some 'nice files' on that site

 No.808855

luelinks is NOThing more than a poor digg/reddit clone that somehow came a few years before both but failed to make it big due its account creation policy

dont ask me how i know so much about that site

 No.808856

should i sushi bar or jo

 No.808857

sushi bar

 No.808858

did anyone here ever browse luelinks what was your username

 No.808859

i never went to luelinks but i remember some of the original lue memes like that one yoshi and the incest kopipe i think that might have been one of the first ped things i ever read online

 No.808860

>>808853
hes right

 No.808861

>>808860
go to hell wk sympathizing wk

 No.808862

im NOT a wk

 No.808863

was really big into lue back in the day the memes that stand out to me are pee in her butt y helo thar and lueshi

 No.808864

wish i was a wk

 No.808865

File: 1532416487871.jpg (38.4 KB, 283x424, istock-000005915115xsmall.jpg)


 No.808866

how come his wrist looks hairy like a chimp

 No.808867

take the chimp pill

 No.808868

im dumber than a chimp and twice as ugly

 No.808869

scape boss and goat boss think im some sort of genuise i dont think they really understand whats going on here

 No.808870

its probably cause youre good with computers

 No.808871

its feeling like a pizza night hima any topping suggestions

 No.808872

theres lots of chemistry and specialized parts scape boss said he had no idea how i got where i am in such a short time from knowing NOThing but the computer thing might help

>>808871
solami and pastrami obviously

 No.808873

gonno have a cry again

 No.808874

u ok

 No.808875


 No.808876

>>808872
dont have either of those things looks like its gonno be chicken and mushroom pizza with anchovies and capers and olives

 No.808877

fool pastrami is essential

 No.808878

File: 1532418469641.jpg (120.06 KB, 1280x720, maxresdefault.jpg)

seems like they transplanted some of the faces from ojamajo straight into heartcatch

 No.808879

hope the poop transplant mates operation is successful

 No.808880

im pretty sure he was just lying about that

 No.808881

i have been lied to for the last time

 No.808882

now what

 No.808883

cant remember the last time i lied on the internet

 No.808884

did you mates see fred durst passed away today

 No.808885

whats a genuise

 No.808886

a reflapper

 No.808887

no one post after me

 No.808888

File: 1532418957416.jpg (23.98 KB, 450x600, 33cbb457a57b29d4c8fa1c4c5cb5d1a5e9f9c0c4836cd2….jpg)

check em

 No.808889


 No.808890

File: 1532419000512.jpg (84.1 KB, 1188x803, metal gear mike.jpg)


 No.808891

never watched one piece why is luffy and his nakama wanted so badly

 No.808892

being a pirate is illegal you know

 No.808893

farted then yawned it all in hard sigh shouldve covered my mouth

 No.808894

wish i didnt earlymorph

 No.808895

completely forgot about the textboard

 No.808896

whats for breakfast cinnamon rolls or rice

 No.808897

sigh himako left a suicide NOTe on the textboard

 No.808898

just poured out a 40 in himakos honor

 No.808899

gonno jo to himako

 No.808900

time for some brie

 No.808901

night hima

 No.808902

woke up and bleated

 No.808903

stremmmm dog daysssssssssss

 No.808904

just woke up dreamed i was creepshotting sexy ladies and blogging about it on hima sigh this pinches

 No.808905


 No.808906


 No.808907


 No.808908

nevermind the first mate changed it nice gonno jo

 No.808909

one of the creepshots was a nice underage sexy lady tummy shot its a real shame it was just a dream hima i couldve shown it to you

 No.808910

simply make it become reality

 No.808911

i dont leave the house the sexy ladies would have to come to me and thats NOT happening

 No.808912

File: 1532446148112.jpg (115.3 KB, 500x500, c998604e04bd745ce7cc3a297a747949.jpg)

nice nadja

 No.808913

>>808905
convinced this is some sort of honeypot because it stays up so long each time

 No.808914

sigh

 No.808915

poor himako

 No.808916

>>808905
replay is still up what on earth

 No.808917

one post in an hour wheres everyone at

 No.808918

at the water store with scape boss

 No.808919

trainee girl is at the slow store alone probably joing or researching glory holes

 No.808920

keep vomiting in my sleep sigh woke up wiwth a burning throat

 No.808921

hate scape so flipping much

 No.808922

why cant i morph without my hands under my pillow

 No.808923

i morph with hands over pillow

 No.808924

bored

 No.808925

File: 1532459048336.mp3 (122.54 KB, isbadjbilism.mp3)


 No.808926

blow it out your ass

 No.808927

this is unacceptable

 No.808928

guess ill fire up some mark wiens and do some cleaning

 No.808929

nice tortoise tunnel

 No.808930

scape boss said black mate complained about goat boss playing favorites with the other new mate

 No.808931

who cares

 No.808932

hope he gets told to flip off

 No.808933

got some serious nerd neck going on

 No.808934

gums hurt so flipping bad hima this pinches i cant eat

 No.808935


 No.808936

got a pair of these but xl
https://www.miniso-au.com/en-au/product/53981/men-s-basic-boxer-shorts-m

they are soooo comfortable

 No.808937

愛 ordering stuff from aliexpress just the thought of a genuine chink sending me something gives me joy

 No.808938


 No.808939


 No.808940

>>808938
one of those was still up just an hour ago

 No.808941

Usmcdevildog2401
3 years ago Her face was ewww 26

LegacyR
2 years ago damn I agree with russ .. Hit it over and over .. Semper Fi Cpl 88-95 3

russdawg
3 years ago You ain't been in the pinch long enuf to know shit, there lollipop. Real Marine would do his duty to Country, Corps, and Cunt and boost her till she cant walk. Tap it goodbye at 0400 and be on a 5m run at 06, get chow, do bidness and be back to put aNOTher beautiful cum filled smile on her face for a nooner. Man up. Gy. 75-99 (and what kind of boosting comment is "ewww"? You sound like a sailor. or a little girl)

 No.808942

doubt ill watch the snk anime 3rd season the op really pinches hard and im so far ahead in the manga that theres pretty much no point

 No.808943

this is a good time to jerk it to kids

 No.808944

die pednorm

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 No.808946

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nice layla

 No.808947

gonno sushi bar lets do this

 No.808948

wish i could crawl into a tortoise tunnel and arrive in the anime world on the other side and these past 37 years would be NOThing more than a bad dream that gets forgotten

 No.808949

>>808946
gonno push her down and steal here crepe

 No.808950

omg i lost my crepe eraser a japanese man sent me

 No.808951

die omgnorm

 No.808952

its ok i found it

 No.808953

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ab wheel

 No.808954

wish i had a buff snake gf

 No.808955

wish i could crawl into a small space and live there for the rest of my life

 No.808956

why

 No.808957

im doing that right now

 No.808958

post that neetcave

 No.808959

tried to fix my phone screen now it wont charge

 No.808960

any good scopes

 No.808961

the real world is big and scary i need to escape into a small comforting space

 No.808962

if i had a lifespan of a few thousand years all of my anxieties would probably disappear

 No.808963

yeah youd be bored as flip and just kys out of boredon

 No.808964

hate the if you were immortal youd be bored and want to die argument its just cope for mortalcels

 No.808965


 No.808966

their skirts are too short

 No.808967

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 No.808968

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 No.808969

hell yeah

 No.808970

pie eating contest

 No.808971

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 No.808972

pullup bar is here time to become a gymcel

 No.808973

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nice sexy ladiescaper

 No.808974

nice sexy lady dipper

 No.808975

thought those were mcvitties

 No.808976

bukowski is the official hima poet

 No.808977

its a big ol can o cope

 No.808978

>>808398
are you familiar with unanimous ai its human driven swarm ai

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 No.808980

>>808973
nice sexy ladybotter

 No.808981

>>808973
nice copenhagen log next to her shes a dipper too

 No.808982

nice fast hours are coming up cant wait im staying up late tonight hooooo boy

 No.808983

just woke up hey hima my nicotine got delivered just as i woke phew

 No.808984

whats for dinner

 No.808985

who delivered it

 No.808986

The Boss got me a salad for dinner

 No.808987

whats the point of eating plants

 No.808988

die herbivore

 No.808989

wish i could adopt and take care of a himabro

 No.808990


 No.808991

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 No.808992

i suffer every day and yet i still want to live what is wrong with me

 No.808993

gonno jo

 No.808994

my eurobeat playlist is growing

 No.808995

sensing some pie eating contestants in here

 No.808996

>>808990
die deutschnorm

 No.808997

>>808989
adopt me

 No.808998

>>808995
same too lazy to log into mod though

 No.808999

>>808987
>>808988
it was a chef salad so there were some little chunks of ham and turkey in it

 No.809000

never ate turkey

 No.809001


 No.809002

gonno brush and floss

 No.809003

NOThing to eat

 No.809004

die eater

 No.809005

starving

 No.809006

>>808979
gonno purge

 No.809007


 No.809008

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 No.809009

pastas boiling

 No.809010

>>809008
this child is thick

 No.809011

you are disgusting

 No.809012

shes thicc

 No.809013

coffee time

 No.809014


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 No.809016

this pastas delicious cunnilingus bless italy

 No.809017

愛 the blond look

 No.809018

愛 the sexy lady look

 No.809019

should i crack open a blogweiser

 No.809020

crack open this

 No.809021

tried calling trainee girl today so she could put an item on the counter for scape boss to grab and bring back to the store i was at but she got depressed and said she wouldnt even know what im talking about and when scape boss got there he forgot all about it so the item was never delivered

when we were all there yesterday scape boss told her how ever since she went to that store sales have dropped 30% i felt bad for her because she said she had nearly no training and seemed upset about it then scape boss asked me how i trained as fast as i did and i couldnt answer because i just soaked it all up

if its me and her at the store then i need to be able to rely on her to NOT flip it up when im NOT there and do things how theyre supposed to be done so next time im with her ill give her a good day of training
ill do it how goat boss did it and have her watch everything i do and explain what all the parts are and what they do and how to find and order items and ill tell her to NOT worry so much about sales and worry more about solving problems and helping people

 No.809022

what kind of training do you need and how do sales drop do people go into the water store see trainee girl and just leave

 No.809023

why are sexy ladies so perfectly smooth and beautiful if youre NOT supposed to lust for them

 No.809024

thats the thing you are and everyone does

 No.809025

what does hima do other than go on hima

 No.809026

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 No.809027

>>809025
scape and watch anime

 No.809028

didnt end up making that pizza yesterday but im gonno make it now hehe

 No.809029

>>809022
hes making all of this up

 No.809030

im playing along sheesh

 No.809031

you need to know the functions and interactions of certain items and parts we did inventory in there yesterday and the store had about 800 different parts
i think people would come in and she would have no knowledge so people would leave
ill tell her that its ok to NOT know about these things because that helped me when i was starting
something that helped a lot was when goat boss said he was going to train me to replace him

scape boss told her about her flipping everything up when i was standing right there and he was talking about me asking how i learned so much in such a small time so it felt like he was forcing her to compare herself to me i did NOT like that

ill give her my number and tell her to let me know if she wants me to send dick pics or if she needs to know where certain things are in the store

 No.809032

>>809025
die pie eating contestant

 No.809033

>>809024
nah die pednorm

 No.809034

most prior neets have good attention to detail from years of memorizing obscure booru tags and adapting their posting styles to suit the board theyre on those two things are the basis of working really im NOT surprised that everyone on here who works is basically the best employee at their business

 No.809035

die smartnorm

 No.809036

ill also explain to her that this is literally all ive been doing for the past few months she already knows i have no real life friends now she can learn i have no furniture in my apartment and that i have dreams about being in the store

 No.809037

i feel similarly about work i like making money and i know that when i work harder the day goes by quicker exponentially
recently ive realized that i am already an undisputed master of my simple job and there is really NOThing new to learn i bet all jobs are like that though

 No.809038

nice wagenorms

 No.809039

wish i was able to blend in with the board "culture" like a good little sheep

 No.809040

youre doing just fine

 No.809041

im a chameleon

 No.809042

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 No.809043

gonno crank out some pullups

 No.809044

https://www.liveleak.com/view?t=kxKYf_1532399088

wish my job was professional chink kicker

 No.809045

normups

 No.809046

gonno do that classic cut the side of my hair really short but keep the top like a bowl the one that every chinese malaysian has

 No.809047

is that like the kpop fruit haircut

 No.809048

NOT sure like this mate

 No.809049

pizzas in the oven got a great feeling it may just be the greatest pizza ive ever made

 No.809050

some chink said whats up to me i should have knocked him into next week

 No.809051

should i stream an evening canal walk im already here

 No.809052

why NOT

 No.809053


 No.809054

chris pnig

 No.809055

lovin the commentary

 No.809056

bored

 No.809057

gonno nap

 No.809058

can barely watch the stream on my bad hotspot internet sigh

 No.809059

owned

 No.809060

he seems sad wish i could cheer him up

 No.809061

drove down to kevs and he made me a heaps sick dose pipe for the vl in exchange for some maccas and a case of vb

 No.809062

what did you said

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