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other thread pinches heres the real one
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 No.807518

went to the doc once for it and they vacuumed the shite out of my ear and it felt great for a few months too scared to go back

 No.807519

simply clean your ears more often

 No.807520

dont know how to do that

 No.807521

i clean my ears every hour and even with that i cant catch up to the tremendous amount of wax that occurs

 No.807522

earlymorphed again im banished to the neet hours for eternity

 No.807523

you should be thankful

 No.807524

im a 7pm morpher now somewhere between neet hours and boomer hours

 No.807525

assemble the truneet cabal

 No.807526

might become a napper

 No.807527

never could nap always ended up with a 5 hour pseudomorph and flipped my schedule

 No.807528

same

 No.807529

guess ill fire up some bacon eggs and toast for breakfast

 No.807530

gonno morph

 No.807531

hungry hima

 No.807532

cinnamon rolls for me

 No.807533

might make a grocery store run for some bread and ramen

 No.807534

>>807529
replace the eggs with something else

 No.807535

whos ready for alp dhuez

 No.807536

dont think i have any snacks besides tuna pouches sigh

 No.807537

i was never a snacker all my life ive been a feaster

 No.807538

going to cook up this full 3 pounds of bacon and save all the drippings for a stew or something later

 No.807539

gonno tunasnack

 No.807540

>>807538
can i have some

 No.807541

phew hima that breakfast was delicious

 No.807542

in the mood for some melon bread

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 No.807545

you wouldnt believe how underage some of the sexy ladies i saw earlier were trust me it would blow your mind that that level of perfection exists on earth

 No.807546

im sure it wasnt that great

 No.807547

lala is underage as hell

 No.807548

>>807546
you are wrong

 No.807549

i deserve a clean crisp cold one

 No.807550

drinking a cold one as we speak dont hesitate to indulge

 No.807551

should i crack one open too

 No.807552

wish i could sexy ladies

 No.807553

night hima

 No.807554

good night

 No.807555

only one here

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 No.807560

stopped to get gas this morning and a beat up s10 pulled up to the other pump and a chink wearing a camo hat got out i could see what i assume was his boy with a full on chink bowlcut in glasses in the back seat

 No.807561

i have a bowlcut its baste

 No.807562

gas the chinks

 No.807563

>>807559
chicken nugget

 No.807564

already joed please dont post sexy lady ass

 No.807565

had a good jo today to sexy ladies on scope

 No.807566

how do you jo to that theyre just talking theyre NOT even horny

 No.807567

why dont peds just boost corpses

 No.807568

how do you NOT get a chicken nugget from seeing up a sexy ladies shorts or seeing down her shirt or from seeing her do things

 No.807569

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>>807568
i do but the scopegirls didnt do anything for me think its because theyre slavs

 No.807571

i would kill to simply hug a sexy lady

 No.807572

>>807570
how do you NOT like slav sexy ladies whats wrong with you

 No.807573

ugly language

 No.807574

by default scope is muted what the fuck are you doing

 No.807575

>>807572
malnourished

 No.807576

fool

 No.807577

vile slav language i only jo to english and jap speakers

 No.807578

did you see the two jc

 No.807579

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 No.807580

while walking back home i saw this ugly girl waiting for the bus i wanted to ask her out but i chickened out

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>>807579
wonder what eilene thinks about hima

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>>807580
why didnt you stream it

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>>807579
now those are some nice physics and modeling

 No.807584

if i streamed myself going outside i would be called a perv and beaten

 No.807585

ill stream my next moonstare if anyone wants to watch the moon with me

 No.807586

aNOTher paycheck today that means my aloha shirt allowance has been replenished should i stream a visit to the store

 No.807587

imagine being as cool as this mate

 No.807588

norm

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 No.807590

what the fuck does the lady need a bullet proof vest for

 No.807591

headache

 No.807592

why does chris ask why josh thought it was appropriate to talk to a 12 year old girl whats wrong with talking

 No.807593

cant even talk to them to quench my thirst for sexy lady interaction guess ill just have to settle for snapping

 No.807594

yeah if chatting is as bad as snapping i guess ill mutate everything and go straight to the snap

 No.807595

never understood that show its just entrapment would any of it hold up in court or did they just want to ruin ped lives

 No.807596

if i can do it tomorrow i wont do it today

 No.807597

postmaster called and told me i got the job

 No.807598

foolish worker

 No.807599

i deliver the mail

 No.807600

think i have sars

 No.807601

>>807580
even ugly girls already have a few orbiters and get complimented/asked out numerous times a week by randoms

 No.807602

Lol okay then we will have sex since I'm the boss

 No.807603

im a girl and that rarely happens

 No.807604

that happens to me but im a mate

 No.807605

that mate is a flipping creep he wants to have the power over an inexperienced girl and 愛s being called boss and papi i think he has confidence issues

 No.807606

cunnilingus put me into this world to purge

 No.807607

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 No.807608

mate came in and after a while he started talking about the other mate who was here before me and how he didnt seem to know anything then said i was really helpful and told me that goat boss says a lot of good stuff about me then he took a business card of scape boss and said he was going to write him an email telling him that im helpful and know my stuff
this is NOT the first time someone has come in and recognized me because of stuff goat boss has said and it makes me feel bad

 No.807610

youre going to be running the place in no time

 No.807611

my review is on the 7th of august thats the soonest i can be promoted to a store manager and scape boss has made it clear that im going to be promoted on that date
i was given a choice of stores to run i just need to figure out which one
theres an ex manager at one store so i know he can run that one
the other store only has trainee girl

 No.807612

once youre trainee girls boss you can force her to work with you and you can take advantage of her

 No.807613

scape boss handles the scheduling it wouldnt surprise me if he put her at a different store and kept me by myself since he seems to like keeping my away from everyone

 No.807614

theyre afpie eating contest of you and only promoting you to stall their inevitable demise they can sense your aura

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