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 No.795145[Last 100 Posts]

 No.795146

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 No.795147

baste slam jamnig

 No.810131

this ones nice

 No.810133

I was walking to work this morning when this 6"2 mate with square jaw and strong chin came out of nowhere. he's dragging a luggage plus a laptop bag but he was outwalking me. I generally walk pretty fast but this mate was outpacing me so i tried to keep up by walking immediately behind him to minimise air resistance. After walking like that for a while he NOTiced and asked me why i was walking so close behind him and i told him i was drafting. He just went "oh ok" and kept on going. After even more he arrived at an office building and was greeted by a stacy who asked me who i was. Chad said i was just drafting as i said thank you and kept walking. In the distance i heard stacy said "something something weirdo" and Chad said "he's just drafting".

 No.811635

hopefully this is the current thread because pic is so good i do NOT recognize any other thread on this board "hima"

 No.812582

is this the thread

 No.812583

ya

 No.812584

ok

 No.812585

why doesnt himasugi have webcam functionality

 No.812586

wish onseki would fix font wrapping

 No.812587

works if you do this >>812585

 No.812588

sigh

 No.812589

alright gonno go to the store later hima

 No.812590

it didnt work

 No.812591

didnt NOTice last thread hit max and tried to post something now the opportunity has been lost NOT gonno post it now

 No.812592


 No.812593

very underage girls at 8:00

 No.812594

gonno sing

 No.812595

manic phase is over

 No.812596

愛 the chacha op so much

 No.812597

hey im back hows it goin

 No.812598

snapped

 No.812599

my lord this muggy august weather gives me the horribles

 No.812600

hungry but The Boss has guests over

 No.812601

go out there and introduce yourself

 No.812602

i would rather starve to death

 No.812603

my name is travis
i am the moonstar

 No.812604

gonno kidjo and morph

 No.812605

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i wonder if pastaman acts like gab when hes drunk

 No.812606

hate pasta

 No.812607

>>812604
link the lucky lady

 No.812608

baste beauford

 No.812609

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 No.812610

where do you find this disgusting shit

 No.812611

>>812606
whats NOT to like

 No.812612

cant sleep feel sick help

 No.812613

time for a cig

 No.812614

bled under my callouses now theres a dark spot stuck under it

 No.812615

callousnorm

 No.812616

my callouses went away now i have nice soft hands and fingers

 No.812617

soft boy

 No.812618

i have the softest hands on hima

 No.812619

same all my guitar callouses are gone wish i didnt sell it and kept playing sigh

 No.812620

guitar playing and smoking cigarettes these coolnorms are too much

 No.812621

cool or cool

 No.812622

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typical himasugi user in highschool

 No.812623

my bike riding callouses are gone

 No.812624

you wouldnt catch me listening to slayer in highschool thats norm shit

 No.812625

spermed gonno read my bible

 No.812626

gonno morph

 No.812627

never went to highschool whats it like

 No.812628

NOT good

 No.812629

its like adulthood except less stress and people will be mean to your face instead of behind your back

 No.812630

its worse than adulthood if you get your head stomped into the urinal every day like i did

 No.812631

owned

 No.812632

at least they acknowledged your existence as an adult theyll leave you to die until its time to get the pitchforks and torches out

 No.812633

that sounds better

 No.812634

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stuff like this always happens in highschool

 No.812635

flapperlaughing at the second panel

 No.812636

i havent started adulthood

 No.812637

if you are physically capable of joing you are an adult

 No.812638

chilli fries are go i repeat chilli fries are go

 No.812639

>>812637
does that mean i was an adult at 11

 No.812640

if something came out of your penis then yes

 No.812641

fondly remember the first time i orgasmed i was staying at my dads house for the weekend when i was 10 or so and i snuck into the bathroom at midnight to jo

 No.812642


 No.812643

old man: me
ninjas: the norms who persecute me every day

 No.812644

closed that video once the roast started talking

 No.812645

it only gets better from there

 No.812646

got the fatneet banner

 No.812647

time for a barry lyndon rewatch

 No.812648

have to leave for work in 20 minutes so sick of this shite i miss the neet days when i could stay up all night with the lights off watching walkthroughs of themeparks and reading random wikipedia articles

 No.812649

do you best

 No.812650

big sigh it just aint fair

 No.812651

move to c*li and get a job at the waterstore with pnig youll be happier

 No.812652

retail requires norm skills

 No.812653

fantastic fries

 No.812654

alright feasted on 3 pounds of taters feeling great

 No.812655

aNOTher day aNOTher circle of hell to go through

 No.812656

dont give up

 No.812657

morph time

 No.812658

solitude is my greatest friend

 No.812659

i do things at work like keep the door closed or leave the lights off sometimes i know theyll think im a freak for NOT fitting in but it makes me feel a little closer to home

 No.812660

hehe i turn the lights off and close the curtains sometimes too

 No.812661

what happened to the mate that accidentally saw a pic of his dad for the first time like yesterday

 No.812662

he went to live with him

 No.812663

The Boss called me on the phone and lied about what she was doing and then when she came home she woke me up and said sorry she was lying she actually went out with camelman sigh

 No.812664

im a fuqking libertine

 No.812665

your The Boss 愛s a flipping camelman more than her own pastason

 No.812666

brother left his dog here while on vacation and the little flipper never shuts up

 No.812667

be kind to brodog

 No.812668

made the op of this thread my phone wallpaper

 No.812669

weird how brother isn’t filtered but mateis

 No.812670

>>812648
what happened

 No.812671

hima someone at work forgot to pay an old energy bill and they cut it today so i said flip it and left theyve already paid everything but its going to take some time until someone comes and turns it on again so im staying home for today hehe the timing is too perfect maybe cunnilingus is looking out for me

 No.812672

nice now you can prepare a feast

 No.812673

im already in my sweatpants with a flappersmile on my face im so happy

 No.812674

die slacknorm tired of your bitching just shut up and work like the rest of us you privileged little shit

 No.812675

>>812670
i got a job

ive been planning to sneak home since i got here im just waiting for the lady at the front desk to go to lunch so i can slip out then if anyone NOTices im gone theyll just think im at lunch

 No.812676

worknorms gotta die

 No.812677

bring in a sexy lady to entertain you

 No.812678

still flapperlaugh at how people call the old titan xps big p and the new one little p

 No.812679

need a big p

 No.812680

idiot

 No.812681

the memes flow from my mind and cause me pain was

 No.812682

baste camelman

 No.812683

all i wanted w

 No.812684

flip this bitch she brought her food

 No.812685

gas that chink

 No.812687

gonno hire a bunch of himaboys and the second you mates disappear without telling me im firing you

 No.812688

kitty jumped on me lap now shes licking her fluffy belly so flapper

 No.812689

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 No.812690

you wont be able to fire me ill make myself indispensable

 No.812691

>>812592
wish i liked anime

 No.812692

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 No.812693

sigh

 No.812694

have literally NOThing to do as soon as i left work i realized that theres NOThing at home to do besides jo and himapost

 No.812695

what more do you need

 No.812696

congratulations jonorm youve finally realized your shite life is a waste

 No.812697

>>812695
stimulation and self improvement

 No.812698

im having a blast NOT being at work its great

 No.812699

im at the water store i made the bank deposit the bank girl asked if i wanted some water and i told her no because i work at the water store
gonno listen to umihara kawase with the back door open to set the day off right

 No.812700

>>812692
wish a girl would talk to me like that

 No.812701

is this the start of the bank girl arc

 No.812702

doubt it but i will be going there twice a month from now on to make deposits if you know what i mean
gonno polish my helmet now and wait for people to come in

 No.812703


 No.812706

never played pangya whats it like

 No.812707

it was great the girls were underage and the skill ceiling was high but the servers were shut down a few years ago and there are only private servers now

 No.812708

feel like prank calling one of the other stores by asking if its the place im calling and asking what time they open

 No.812709

bored help

 No.812710

>>812707
there are lots of different key combos to do different special shots once you start doing shorter distance shots and trying to do special shots it gets hard

 No.812711

oh cunnilingus being in my room instead of at work feels so good i could get seriously addicted to this kitty is morphing on my lap and im catching up on youtube vids gonno go out soon for some scrambled eggs and bacon

 No.812712

are they tech videos

 No.812713

>>812711
die tubenorm

 No.812714

some its a mix of sushi chefs nexus ai sushi bars scape mtg goldfish and some random vids

 No.812715

did you get to the sushi chefs nexus moving vlog

 No.812716

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does this ever happen

 No.812717

>>812692
>>812634
whats this from

 No.812718

i got your mate hangin punk

 No.812719

i drew it

 No.812720

and i spermed to it

 No.812721

trainee girl is with black mate at the slow store they havent had a single sale today

 No.812722

my mistake i meant the fast store NOT that anyone cares

 No.812723

theyre probably busy flipping

 No.812724

i flip myself

 No.812725


 No.812726

get ready to cry

 No.812728

could go for a good flip rn

 No.812729

lets flip

 No.812730

never flipped before how does it work

 No.812731

a receptive female seeks out a chad to breed with and he deposits his sperm in her uterus
then a lower male such as yourself offers money and protection to both the mother and child

 No.812732

normcel

 No.812733

did you know that you can live in indonesia with just 300 dollars a month

 No.812734

why do that when i can live with The Boss for 0 dollars a month

 No.812735

rather die than live anywhere but us or japan sigh

 No.812736

youve never stepped foot in japan how do you know youd want to live there

 No.812737

rather die than be an amerinorm

 No.812738

ive stepped foot in japan plenty of times it was just aNOTher timeline

 No.812739

japan is a bloody place

 No.812740

us and jp are the only countries i respect

 No.812741

if gran moves back in ill have enough disposable income to go to japan every month

 No.812742

>>812739
could go for some yoshinoya right now

 No.812743

neighbor was mowing his grass at 6am this morning is that legal

 No.812744

NOT in germany

 No.812745

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 No.812746

>>812741
isnt she in a coma

 No.812747

wish i could slip into a coma at will

 No.812748

yawned

 No.812749

how does throatpuncher feel about paying pnig 150k

 No.812750

ɴᴏᴡ ᴘʟᴀʏɪɴɢ: Despacito

───────────⚪────── ◄◄⠀▐▐ ⠀► ?:?? / ?:?? ⠀ ───○ ?⠀ ᴴᴰ ⚙️

 No.812751

baste

 No.812752

thought himako came back for a second but then i remembered that she killed herself

 No.812753

aNOTher mate asked me for cigs boost off me degenerates

 No.812754

>>812746
no but shell cover half the bills

 No.812755

pnig i dont want to be intrusive but please i urge you to put most of your money in a REIT ETF or bonds

 No.812756


 No.812757

>>812756
hell yeah

 No.812758

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 No.812759

nice siscooling

 No.812760

despacito has 5.3bil views on the tube what the hell thats almost everyone in the world

 No.812761

what about the other people who havent seen it that is so sad alexa play despacito

 No.812762

i havent seen it

 No.812763

ɴᴏᴡ ᴘʟᴀʏɪɴɢ: NeEtBl0G Fart Compilation IV

───────────⚪────── ◄◄⠀▐▐ ⠀► ?:?? / ?:?? ⠀ ───○ ?⠀ ᴴᴰ ⚙️

 No.812764

愛 bass boosted songs

 No.812765

the recs are all songs ive never heard of that have 3 billion views what is wrong with norms

 No.812766

whats up with songs having over a billion views if someone asked me id have said that the video with most views had like 100 million

 No.812767

did you see gangnam style it has 50 billion views

 No.812768

what the flip someone broke the chair here

 No.812769

ya but back in the day when it didnt have as many
was an avid league player at the time hehe good times i think that was shortly before the release of katawa shoujo

 No.812770

back in my day 100,000 views was considered a lot

 No.812771

making coffee hb

 No.812772

watermelon on a hot summer day NOThing beats it

 No.812773

coffee is ready gonno drink it with my brand new starbucks mug

 No.812774

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sigh too many hours into this sushi bar

 No.812775

would you eat watermelon and other summer fruits with a sexy lady

 No.812776

nice racer

 No.812777

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 No.812778

>>812775
dream about this quite often

 No.812779

what can i say i got the need for speed

 No.812780

fastest production car record is 1:28 and an f1 car managed 1:05 hooo boy thats fast

 No.812781

Eurasian Economic Commission site Confirms Vega 20 16GB Version

 No.812782

f1 cars are just insane its crazy that people are able to even drive those things have you seen that top gear episode with richard trying to drive one

 No.812783


 No.812784

gonno watch this

 No.812785

rimworld is baste

 No.812786

>>812782
yeah a lot of f1 drivers have backgrounds in carting usually from a very young age driving f1 is really NOThing like driving production cars some people who are excellent racers wouldnt even qualify in f1 because its a completely different sushi bar

 No.812787


 No.812788

cars are lame anyway bikes are where its at

 No.812789

itacharis are baste as hell

 No.812790

theres a formula gt racing mode at the end of gt3 and its pretty annoying you have to nail every little thing because the cars are all the same specs and going into a corner at the wrong speed or at a slightly off pitch is the difference between winning and losing or at least keeping a lead
if you win every race in the sushi bar you get a fully fledged f1 car but i dont have the patience for that most of the later stage races are 30 plus laps it takes forever

 No.812791

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me and the himamates

 No.812792

fixed the chair wonder how long it will last before trainee girl destroys it again

 No.812793

cycling pinches when you realize those bikes weigh less than 5 pounds and cost like 15k

 No.812794

no wonder nigs 愛 japan so much they just leave bikes and other stuff unsecured

 No.812795

you can get a decent road bike for like 500

 No.812796

i like the teto one

 No.812797


 No.812798

embed or i rage

 No.812799

die

 No.812800


 No.812801

>>812791
mines ccs one next to pnigs teto one

 No.812802

>>812800
baste whitey

 No.812803

why even get a teto one shes NOT even real

 No.812804

no bully

 No.812805

whatever happened to kill whitey

 No.812806

who would ever get an asuka bike instead of a rei bike

 No.812807

rei pinches

 No.812808

a ドm

 No.812809

rei is for boys asuka is for men

 No.812810

rei is boring as hell wouldnt mind flipping asuka

 No.812811

i bet she flips like a tiger

 No.812812

misato is better than both of those dumb bitches

 No.812813

misato is the norm choice dumb norm

 No.812814

you dont get it

 No.812815

asuka is a bitch flip that

 No.812816

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you idiots know NOThing

 No.812817

do people ever put gyoza in ramen

 No.812818

NOT sure doesnt sound too bad

 No.812819

im flapper

 No.812820

does anyone know how to find the thickness of a rectangular pipe

 No.812821

theyre eaten together often but im NOT sure about putting them in the broth

 No.812822

isnt it base x height

 No.812823

just measure it

 No.812824

>>812822
no thats area and the pipe is hollow

 No.812825

cut it in half and measure the thickness

 No.812826

get yourself a vernier caliper

 No.812827

get yourself a nice mitutoyo caliper for the shop

 No.812828

>>812824
that minus the area inside

 No.812829

the thiccness

 No.812830

hope the hima mansion has a workshop

 No.812831

yes itll have 3 phase power wired up and a manual mill/lathe a tig and a gas hood for it

 No.812832

wish pnig would rent a nice loft so we could move in already id make coffee in the morning and make everyones beds and pastamate would make everyone pasta for dinner it would be baste

 No.812833

theres still a completely vacant room in my apartment that i only use to throw my dirty clothes in

 No.812834

the aloha shirt graveyard

 No.812835

nb will live in the stables

 No.812836

>>812835
hogs dont live in stables they live in pens

 No.812837

very slow day today only 3 people

 No.812838

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 No.812839

speaking of that whoever was in contact with tp is responsible for my payout

 No.812840

nice

 No.812841

turt btfo

 No.812842

there is no payout

 No.812843

turt owned into the stratosphere hehe

 No.812844

pnig when are you buying your himamates gifts arent we all precious to you for keeping your spirits high during your darkest hour

 No.812845

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phew nice

 No.812846

i dont want any gifts besides my mates company me and pnig go back a long way you know

 No.812847

>>812845
nice welds get me going

 No.812848

i need to k20 swap my civic if pnig funds it ill drive around with whatever graphic on my car he wants

 No.812849

im a working man

 No.812850

anyone up for a groupjo

 No.812851

only if its plumbers

 No.812852

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 No.812853

this could be me

 No.812854

>>812852
dumb little bitch

 No.812855

no it couldnt you cant even drive manual

 No.812856

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dumb this

 No.812857

NOT like its hard

 No.812858

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very weird vagina

 No.812859

weird butt

 No.812860

looks normal to me

 No.812861

why is that little lady so oversexualized

 No.812862

>>812842
there is but ill post details later

 No.812863

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crying

 No.812864

need to find a way to get rich quick maybe crush my arm in the trash compactor and get disability pay for life

 No.812865

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does this really happen

 No.812867

wincing because of cervix crunching is common so yes

 No.812868

>>812866
baste

 No.812869

mobile chrome still doesnt have webm support in 2018 what the fuck

 No.812870

>>812844
would only buy aloha shirts for everyone from ross

 No.812871

die curser

 No.812872

it has webm support maybe youre stuck using an older version

 No.812873

could really go for some fresh tortilla chips right now

 No.812874

i have nine dollars until tomorrow when i get paid thinking about going to chipotle

 No.812875

>>812870
and also baja blast for pg since he always wanted to try some

 No.812876

go and get a quesarito and make the employees hate you

 No.812877

the kids size chips are free if you didnt know that

 No.812878

flipping bored i already fixed the chair organized the back organized the front i need to get a more powerful computer in here so i can sushi bar
i could set up a sff pc in the back theres even a little cubby area for a desk

 No.812879

>>812856
phew nice bod

 No.812880

gonno fire up the 'watch

 No.812881

still canNOT post from my phone ive tried safari firefox chrome opera mini and aloha

 No.812882

phone posting works fine for me always has what kind of phone do you have

 No.812883

>>812878
you can play scape with your thinkpad you fool

 No.812884

a 5s

 No.812885

maybe it has a problem with java or something have you tried disabling that and seeing if you can post

 No.812886

scape is boring play a real sushi bar

 No.812887

get your 3d printed guns before the government takes them down

http://www.codeisfreespeech.com/

 No.812888

arent they only good for one shot and in 22lr no less thats flipping useless

 No.812889

one is all you need

 No.812890

saw a mate with a reverse print aloha shirt he looked dumb and uneducated

 No.812891

easier to make a sten out of an old pipe than buy a 3D printer

 No.812892

>>812890
and you dont

 No.812893

>>812885
dont know how to do that

 No.812894

got my first lgf on scape for 10k

 No.812895

>>812890
that was me

 No.812896

if i was a scape character id have 2 strength 1 agility and 90 attack

 No.812897

what the fuck does that mean

 No.812898

he attacc but he also protecc

 No.812899


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 No.812901

tried calling the store trainee girl is at to see if she had something but there was no answer

 No.812902

shes having a flip with black mate

 No.812903

wish i was black seems fun

 No.812904

thinkin about becoming an incel

 No.812905

i stopped being incel a few days ago now i just need to find a gf

 No.812906

just woke up had a dream where a super cute teen otaku girl moved in she was a who really liked me and she ended up sleeping in my room and becoming my gf and we talked about anime and she said she wanted to marry me sigh

 No.812907

was it nekoten

 No.812908

wish i had dreams

 No.812909

time to watch ytp

 No.812910

dont

 No.812911

started taking psyllium husks so i can poop better

 No.812912

think im sick hima sigh gonno morph

 No.812913

>>812906
was it hanna

 No.812914

no

 No.812915

flipping bored as hell trainee girl did the damage and its going to take a long time to recover i basically have 30% less people coming in here now

 No.812916

revenge snap her

 No.812917

finally got a hold of her to see how long her hoses are and she didnt know how to tell she is actually flapper

 No.812918

time to put my face against the wall and scream until the sexy lady clothes lady tells me to shut up again

 No.812919

File: 1533255459711.png (17.72 KB, 638x159, bastetraineegirl.png)

trainee girl is baste

 No.812920

File: 1533255507880.mp4 (4.47 MB, 1528739629198.mp4)


 No.812921

>>812920
stupid whores

 No.812922

theres a fly in my room

 No.812923

where did it enter

 No.812924

how shoulf i know

 No.812925

how do i get a mod to wipe all my posts when they ban me on the 4

 No.812926

slam jam kiddo porn

 No.812927

dont do that

 No.812928

>>812920
where do i find a wife who speaks horrible english

 No.812929

indonesia

 No.812930

check out scope and find a blonde slav and say merhaba and then tell her that shes your wife now

 No.812931

i dont like seeing anime girls swear

 No.812932

The Boss swears like a sailor

 No.812933

had a kgf before but her english was too good and she said dogs were NOT for eating so i dumped her

 No.812934

when i was a sailor they made me clean the poopdick

 No.812935

i think you made a spelling error in your post

 No.812936

no they would flip eachother in the ass and then make me lick the poop off the tip of the poopdick

 No.812937

thats disgusting i would have rather NOT known

 No.812938

its natural

 No.812939

愛 putting sv3riges ex vegan interviews on in the background when i sushi bar

 No.812940

you get lonely out on the high seas with no girl in sight

 No.812941

flip that balding norm

 No.812942

hima im flipping dying over here i didnt bring any food and i cant sushi bar and nobody has come in for over 5 hours

 No.812943

fire up some podcasts

 No.812944

should i stream some sushi bars for you to pass the time

 No.812945

installing nsfmw havent played this shite since 2007

 No.812946

nfsmw

 No.812947

愛d that sushi bar

 No.812948


 No.812949

>>812942
play scape

 No.812950

just got a dust storm warning telling me to pull aside and stay alive flip that

 No.812951

https://www.pcsushi barsn.com/dragon-ball-fighterz/evo-2018-free-weekend

 No.812952

flip that ill just get owned by fightnorms again

 No.812953

trainee girl sent a text with a smiley but it wasnt an emoji it was the normal colon one

 No.812954

my colons gonno burst if i dont shite soon

 No.812955

ew

 No.812956

yeah thats flipping gross

 No.812957

you have to get an enema before it gets out of hand

 No.812958

enemas and suppositories are scams they dont do anything at least they dont for me

 No.812959

have a cig thatll get the sphincter nice and relaxed

 No.812960

File: 1533257783598.png (2.18 MB, 1917x1071, baste.png)

first ill take your ride then ill take your girl

 No.812961

does that really happen thats flipping gross i dont want to be near a smoker anymore if i know their assholes are loose and relaxed

 No.812962

what time is it in australia is it friday yet

 No.812963

>>812958
you gotta hold it in

 No.812964


 No.812965

>>812962
yeah its friday morning

 No.812966

its easy to remember since its one hour later than japanese time

 No.812967

water store is australian so it sends out paychecks basted on friday in australia

 No.812968


 No.812969

>>812960
now i want to play it

 No.812970

File: 1533258111048.png (1.56 MB, 1920x1080, baste.png)

愛 racing in rockport just beat the #15 rider on the blacklist

 No.812971

stop playing that crap play gt3

 No.812972

gt pinches

 No.812973

my library system sent me an email newsletter
appreciate the effort someone put into the letter but i personally have no interest in library events and i wonder how many people actually do

 No.812974

downloading project cars 2 wasted over 24 hours downloading a forza sushi bar that requires windows 10

 No.812975

play test drive 3 instead

 No.812976


 No.812977

libraries probably wont exist in 20 years and if they do they wont have books theyll just be like net cafes
sad but theres NOThing to be done about it

 No.812978

thinking about buying stuff on aliexpress and setting up a shopify

 No.812979

anyone else get sad seeing wholesome society being corrupted by social media and degeneracy

 No.812980

NOT really

 No.812981


 No.812982

gonno start eating halal meat

 No.812983

>>812981
forgot this mate existed

 No.812984

why

 No.812985

gonno be fired soon then its the neet life till my credit is maxed

 No.812986

die neet

 No.812987

simply dont get fired

 No.812988

>>812985
then what

 No.812989

>>812977
why is it sad

 No.812990

because we worked very hard as a society to come together and help those who need help but people are less and less eager to help others and the lower class are going to end up much worse than they did 49 years ago before the internet and digitalization communication poisoned everyone against each other

 No.812991

>>812988
suicide

 No.812992

make sure you mates dont use any google services

 No.812993

libraries and books wont go away ever dont worry

 No.812994

i only use apple products dont worry im google free

 No.812995

愛 my iPhone iPhone ?

 No.812996

jod but didnt sperm im getting too old for sperming

 No.812997

uh ya im google free too

-Posted from Google Chrome

 No.812998

turt is on the gn/ota discord

 No.812999

愛 my chrome

 No.813000

nice anchovy banner

 No.813001

so is neetblog

 No.813002

i use chrome for the flip this extension so i can jo sideways

 No.813003

>>813001
no im NOT

 No.813004

gotta respect that

 No.813005


 No.813006

nb why dont you pop into discord more often everyones waiting for you

 No.813007

the only place i know where to reach nb for sure is scape

 No.813008

>>813006
no they arent

 No.813009

>>813007
you can easily find him at the buffet as well

 No.813010

holy flip

 No.813011

die bullies

 No.813012

lmao

 No.813013

ban

 No.813014

File: 1533260976756.jpg (709.32 KB, 720x1280, 1533235328124.jpg)


 No.813015

nice sushi chef

 No.813016

nice sonegro

 No.813017

sooooooooonnnnnnniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiicccccccccccccccccccccc

 No.813018


 No.813019

nice flippin esports channel making a vid about the fgc

 No.813020

basted normsports

 No.813021

they call me the sneaky squid

 No.813022

why

 No.813023

im shy and nimble and smell like squid

 No.813024

squid are social NOT shy you stupid flapper

 No.813025

wish i smelled like squid

 No.813026

愛 doing a master clue and losing gold

 No.813027

im squid im kid

 No.813028

im social with my fellow squidmates

 No.813029

now this is epic

 No.813030

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 No.813031

got a case of the squidjos

 No.813032

should i get a 1050

 No.813033

File: 1533264897279.png (1.7 MB, 1920x1080, baste.png)

what should i jo to

 No.813034

didnt mean to post that pic

 No.813035

>>813033
futa on male

 No.813036

File: 1533265220244.png (324.38 KB, 501x594, 1352424987829.png)


 No.813037

gonno watch one piece and morph good night mates

 No.813038

night bud

 No.813039

ouija board is here now i can speak to himako from beyond the grave

 No.813040

>>813035
phew done

 No.813041

nice

 No.813042

File: 1533265760940.jpg (826.22 KB, 1200x1659, 2018-07-26-vegetable.jpg)


 No.813043

disgusting

 No.813044

blows my mind that vegan doctors exist

 No.813045

doctors are evil poisoners so it comes as no surprise that some of them are members of the vegan cult

 No.813046

ban

 No.813047

who

 No.813048


 No.813049

its protected hima culture

 No.813050

protect this hima culture

 No.813051

>>813042
what is ligma

 No.813052

ligma balls

 No.813053

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 No.813054

lol

 No.813055


 No.813056

space is gay

 No.813057

says the shiteworlder
the aliens all laugh at you from coming from the realm of shite

 No.813058

>>813053
holy flipping basted

 No.813059

File: 1533269776936.png (242.35 KB, 740x454, loot.png)


 No.813060

the moral of beauty and the beast is that theres always a bigger mog

 No.813061

cleaning ladys gone gonno make some chicken sandwich

 No.813062

bored

 No.813063

im gonno freak

 No.813064

File: 1533273150315.png (1.12 MB, 891x579, NewResicenceCard.png)

just got my jap greencard

 No.813065

File: 1533273206941.png (6.68 MB, 2458x3500, 2.png)

愛 this image

 No.813066


 No.813067

feelin gassy

 No.813068

crack open a window

 No.813069


 No.813070

bike broke down again with aNOTher thermostat tube melted opened flip this
at least scape boss can pick me up tomorrow

 No.813071

guess ill wear a reverse print tomorrow which one should i do

 No.813072

theres white/yellow
blue/white
black/pink
blue/orange

 No.813073

finished all the cookies sigh

 No.813074

fatty

 No.813075

NOThin fat

 No.813076

>>813014
didnt NOTice the sonic socks the first time i looked at this image

 No.813077

>>813072
black pink

 No.813078

are you saying that just because its the gayest

 No.813079

whats so gay about it

 No.813080

the design is made up of penises instead of flowers

 No.813081

NOThing gay about appreciating the male form

 No.813082

File: 1533276335160.png (452.28 KB, 529x917, bastenig3.png)

wear this one

 No.813083

gross

 No.813084

File: 1533276437116.jpg (81.62 KB, 1000x1231, kramer-costume.jpg)


 No.813085

>>813083
whats gross

 No.813086

you know

 No.813087

you cant talk about pnig like that

 No.813088

>>813082
nice dick fag

 No.813089

should i just stream wearing them so people can pick or am i making this out to be more than it is

 No.813090

just pick pink/black

 No.813091

that ones the most eye catching ill just go with white/yellow

 No.813092

why even give it as an option then

 No.813093

sigh almost vomited when iburped

 No.813094

thats what you get burpnorm

 No.813095

havent burped or farted in years

 No.813096

i reserve the black and pink one for sexy lady fishing

 No.813097

wish i had a fartgf

 No.813098

what about a farter man

 No.813099

ive already got neetblog for that

 No.813100

neetblog has been containing his flatulence for 3 years so he can release it all at once for his most powerful attack

 No.813101

going to see if goat boss has an extra long screwdriver for the throttle bodies maybe i can fix this somewhat easily

 No.813102

get some extra long burgers to go with it

 No.813103

i dont know if they still make those sadly

 No.813104

that is a tragedy

 No.813105

mood for a burg

 No.813106

gonno watch some food reviews

 No.813107

which ones

 No.813108


 No.813109

>>813032
no fool

 No.813110

crying very hard

 No.813111

what happened

 No.813112

watching natsukashi anison medley part 2

 No.813113


 No.813114

i dont watch videos with black people

 No.813115

mid 90s to mid 00s were golden years of anime truly

 No.813116

>>813114
thad isnt black

 No.813117

those were golden years for everything

 No.813118

2020 will be the golden decade for anime mark my words

 No.813119

wont be alive for 2020s

 No.813120

went through some closing slips from my store for the winter months and like scape boss said most of them had 0 sales all day
with that in mind should i get netflix or crunchyroll for the winter which one has one piece and inuyasha i dont give a FUK about anything new

 No.813121

mutated that post

 No.813122

actually have hope for the 2020s the 10s were nightmare and the pendulum is swinging

 No.813123

flip you this is a serious issue

 No.813124

the 10s have been the worst decade in modern history thanks a lot obama you boosting nigger

 No.813125

>>813120
why would you stream them just download them at home but if you have to choose crunchy has more selection i think

 No.813126

if i have internet access here at that time then ill just do that i guess otherwise i dont want verizon shutting down my phone service because im downloading hundreds of gigabtyes of imported cartoons with sexual overtones

 No.813127

obama is flippin baste

 No.813128

hes gonno burn in hell

 No.813129

remember a couple of years ago for a week or two i just laid in bed watching all of inuyasha and slayers and drinking fortified wine all day without moving from when i woke up till i went to sleep those were the days

 No.813130


 No.813131

why is hating a someone worthy of being news dumb flipping norms

 No.813132

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>>813129
did that with hayate no gotoku during my teen years

 No.813133

cant recall my nagi dream anymore without remembering herkz raging at it

 No.813134

read 300 chapters of hayate no gotoku in one sitting on a 14 hour plane flight

 No.813135


 No.813136

hina is NOT a boy this is criminal

 No.813137

thats too much

 No.813138

one thing both herkz and i agreed on was that the szs girls were far more attractive than the vast majority of characters out there for reasons unknown

 No.813139

wish i was filipino

 No.813140

flips are pathetic in a baste way wouldnt mind being flip

 No.813141

which one is more like hima in anime form genshiken or hen zemi

 No.813142

hate the mate who keeps bringing up herkz

 No.813143

i hate me too

 No.813144

genshiken but without any of the female characters

 No.813145

genshiken was a club full of norms but i cant help but wonder if the mangaka intended for it to become so terrible after being inhabited by all the girls

 No.813146

>>813145
what about hen zemi

 No.813147

hima is quasinorm by the horseshoe theory

 No.813148

napped hard

 No.813149

please stop talking about old stuff im starting to get that feeling

 No.813150

what was the most recent anime that will be remembered in 10 years

 No.813151

2007...

 No.813152

cricket stuck in my bath drain keeps making noise 愛 it

 No.813153

yuru camp

 No.813154

in the mood for some teenime

 No.813155

boostING FLIP SEND ME BACK AHHHH

 No.813156

fine lets talk about hampton brandon

 No.813157

wonder how freak is doing

 No.813158

why was i deprived of growing up in the hong kong 70s

 No.813159


 No.813160

gonno play that tomorrow all day

 No.813161

actually nevermind theres a very high chink population

 No.813162

stream

 No.813163

i meant just the music

 No.813164

guess ill rewatch enter the dragon again

 No.813165

DAISUKI NANO WA

HIMAWARI NO TANE

 No.813166

>>813164
stream

 No.813167

File: 1533282498356.jpg (111.43 KB, 640x533, f7ae438bf247d2e7b87da56e578e06fa.jpg)

stream this

 No.813168

wish i could draw the i wouldnt need to sperm

 No.813169

neetblog this is your agent you have a shoot tomorrow for GQ and you need to be in the makeup trailer by 5 sharp
pick up your phone we need to go over the details asap!!!

 No.813170

no

 No.813171

sigh cant believe im NOT SEA

 No.813172

as my good friend naruto would say believe it

 No.813173

flip naruto gonno larp

 No.813174

guess ill make some pasta

 No.813175

hell yeah

 No.813176

gonno longjo see you in 6 hours

 No.813177

thats on long jo

 No.813178

really good pasta hima really really good

 No.813179

gonno cry and morph

 No.813180

rest well

 No.813181

i will NOT

 No.813182

wish i wasnt a coward

 No.813183


 No.813184

hook me up

 No.813185


 No.813186

big dick

 No.813187


 No.813188

The Boss made sausages

 No.813189

hi hima hows it going
gonno watch and sushi bar all day at work flip it

 No.813190

The Boss used to make tiramisu and cakes and lemon pie and cusflapper and zabaione but she pretty much stopped making deserts completely like 15 years ago big sigh

 No.813191

guess im all alone

 No.813192


 No.813193


 No.813194

ooooooog

 No.813195

sis keeps a very big trash bag in her room and then takes it out every 2 or 3 weeks and single handedly fills up a quarter of the trash can and it is very annoying

 No.813196

gum above my molar is hurting hard

 No.813197

>>813195
its probably all recycle stuff i did that for a while

 No.813198

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 No.813199

cant wait until im big enough to be the boss of the gym

 No.813200

the comrades ive lost

 No.813201

>>813198
shes NOT wearing panties

 No.813202

>>813197
the problem is that half of it is recyclable stuff but it all goes in this stupid trash bag and then into the trash can and then the trash can is too full so The Boss sticks the stinky kitchen trash bag that wont fit into the trash can into the garage and forgets about it and stinks up the whole place

 No.813203

gross runesis

 No.813204

sis is a pig

 No.813205

going out for lunch im thinking onion rings and a nice steak

 No.813206

cat puked in the hallway

 No.813207

meeting is done trainee girl sat next to me again and leaned in close again then put her hand on my shoulder dont know if shes just really friendly or what
hope onseki doesnt ban me for making this post

 No.813208

shes your cat clean it up

 No.813209

wish i was a russian cat

 No.813210

flapperlaughing imagining pnig doing mental gymnastics when a girl made physical contact with him
girls do that all the time to assert dominance she knows if you think you have a chance youll do her more favors and stuff

 No.813211

well i am NOT doing that

 No.813212

just ask her if she wants to grab dinner or something

 No.813213

ban him seki

 No.813214

she apologized for eating the 5 leftover peanut butter mms so ill ask her to buy me dinner that sounds like a good idea

 No.813215

>>813205
hope its a ribeye

 No.813216

tell her to bring her helmet shes riding on the back of the vfr and all its vtec glory

 No.813217

veeee takkkkkkkkkk WOOOOOO

 No.813218

i need to fix the vfr theres a thermostat hose that needs to be replaced so i need to take off the gas tank and then the air box and then the throttle bodies and for that i need an 18 inch screwdriver thankfully theres one at one of the stores so scape boss is picking it up for me maybe ill have it done by tomorrow if NOT scape boss is 200 yards away and can pick me up

 No.813219

>>813215
ended up getting chinese
cheese egg rolls fried rice and bellpepper chicken now im gonno drink some coke zero phew

 No.813220

you fuccing fool

 No.813221

black mate called scape boss to complain about using too much gas getting to the store
seems like he has a list full of things to complain about

 No.813222

if you lived in a trailer you could park next to the water store and live there

 No.813223

the only bike id ride is a 99 vfr

 No.813224

you mena a rc46 vfr

 No.813225

the 2006s seem to be perfect but i hate digital displays

 No.813226

turt seems happy with his 400 theyre cheap too

 No.813227

File: 1533318604429.jpg (56.56 KB, 620x420, 2014-Honda-VFR800-Interceptor-Dash-View.jpg)

>>813225
there are lots of problems that they fixed with the newer one like putting a radiator in the front and NOT the sides and a beefier charging system
the newer ones have heated grips standard and the newer ones have an inverted lcd
but they covered the single sided swingarm with the muffler so you need a shorty

 No.813228

>>813226
i thought he had a cbr600rr

 No.813229

the 99s and older have gear driven cams that never needed to be messed with and they also made a very distinct whining noise in the engine you can hear it here

 No.813230

die bikenorms

 No.813231

pixiv banned sexy lady this cant be happening right now

 No.813232

trainee girl has only ever ridden 250 parallel twins this would blow her away

 No.813233

>>813231
everyone will move to nijie

 No.813234

>>813231
uhhhhhhhhh

 No.813235

would never get a bike theyre too dangerous plus it rains too much here

 No.813236

simply learn to ride in the rain

 No.813237

hate when people come up and start talking about how a bike is too dangerous and would never own one like theyre implying their lives are too valuable to risk compared to mine or something

dumb flipping cagernorms

 No.813238

become a japanese police officer and you will learn to ride like this

 No.813239

japanese police must be a very easy job

 No.813240

>>813237
you chose to risk yours on your own flapper nice logic there

 No.813241

or you can hone your skills to motogp levels and NOT have to worry about rain

 No.813242

i wanna ride a train

 No.813243

ordered a pizza gonno feast in the store

 No.813244

thinking about going into dc tonight just cant be in the house anymore i want to blow my brains out every night

 No.813245

simply jo and make it your own

 No.813246

>>813229
yes i remember this when we were talking about bikes in 2015 i knew there was a reason i wanted a pre 2000 one

 No.813247

>>813240
yeah but theyre all snobby about how they cant risk it as if the world would miss one less npc

 No.813248

>>813244
nice suiseki

 No.813249

pizza mate walked in happy but when i put 0 for a tip his entire demeanor changed

 No.813250

were all npcs

 No.813251

nice richnig cant even spare a dime for the pizza boy

 No.813252

i can see the pizza place when i look out the window its NOT like he had to drive far

 No.813253

next time itll be spit flavored

 No.813254

>>813221
niggers have no work ethic

 No.813255

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 No.813256

what the fuck is a morph feature

 No.813257

wonder if scape boss is just open with me about stuff or if hes like that with everyone when people call he puts them on speaker and tells me about peoples pasts and stuff

 No.813258

i came with a built in morph feature

 No.813259

hate how when i have free time im either too broke or exhausted to do anything besides sit around on my bed browsing hima from my phone even though i have a perfectly fine desktop

 No.813260

start reading books

 No.813261

die booknorm

 No.813262

play some sushi bars or maybe scape

 No.813263

i cant do anything internet related because i passed my 10gb tethering limit and its throttled to an unusable 60kbps

 No.813264

you could still scape and post here at the same time and then fire up some music there you have it

 No.813265

>>813263
scape is playable at 60kbps

 No.813266

thinkin about streaming tonight maybe scape or darkest dungeon or something but at the same time streams without the mic on kinda pinch dont they

 No.813267

yeah

 No.813268

looked through some pc parts in my storage room and found a 1983 apple serial card im pretty sure i didnt even own an apple computer

 No.813269

its cursed

 No.813270


 No.813271

im chink

 No.813272

lucky

 No.813273

flip chinks

 No.813274

get an app called pdanet if youre tethering it basically forwards stuff through your phone so youre only using your phone data

 No.813275

used pdanet back when ma used to disconnect my internet

 No.813276

cant believe dominos removed the miku video from youtube

 No.813277

does pdanet work for ios

 No.813278

inorm

 No.813279

i dont know i use the android version with foxfi key so i get the paid version of pdanet for free

 No.813280

gonno make some iceburgs

 No.813281

gotta pee my balls are full

 No.813282

pee in a sexy lady i heard it feels good

 No.813283

pee doesnt come from your balls

 No.813284

mine do

 No.813285

flipping tired did 1100 in sales already and the day isnt even over then i need to go home and fix the vfr

 No.813286

just woke up The Bosss about to make me do something awful see you in 9 hours

 No.813287

its NOT worth throwing your life away dont do it

 No.813288

went go karting for thirty bucks it was really fun once i got the hang of it but the first lap i cranked the wheel too hard and the kart stalled and i got bumped
probably wont go back just dont have enough money for that

 No.813289

simply become nakama with the kart attendant and race for free

 No.813290

>>813274
its NOT on iphone sigh

 No.813291

asked for the veteran discount because i thought being incel was just as hard as going to war but they said i needed an id card where do i apply for my incel discount card

 No.813292

tattoo virgin on your forehead

 No.813293

test

 No.813294

what the flip it worked somehow i couldnt post from my phone since february and i couldnt yesterday what the HELL

 No.813295

should i get a 120hz monitor

 No.813296

i often get the pity discount from old ladies

 No.813297


 No.813298

should i get a 144hz monitor then

 No.813299

ya

 No.813300

wouldnt unless you play shooting sushi bars got one now i cant even go back to 60hz for the desktop because it looks so shite

 No.813301

NOT gonno be fired anymore suicide delayed again

 No.813302

>>813288
nice kartseki

 No.813303

im using a forensic tool to view my harddive and its getting weird im seeing thumbnails of images ive never seen before i wonder how theyre saved

 No.813304

File: 1533334569394-0.jpg (4 KB, 86x125, 001889087.jpg)

File: 1533334569394-1.jpg (4 KB, 90x125, 002004954.jpg)

File: 1533334569394-2.jpg (4 KB, 125x99, 009384332.jpg)

never seen these and theres hundreds of them

 No.813305

theyre 4chan thumbnails

 No.813306

stop using hdd

 No.813307

what am i supposed to do i cant afford a 2tb ssd

 No.813308

get a job

 No.813309

whats wrong with harddrives

 No.813310

there a meme

 No.813311

where i dont see it

 No.813312

>>813307
why do you need 2tb

 No.813313

my mene...

 No.813314

just got called a incel walking across the street

 No.813315

The Boss called me volcel

 No.813316

thinking about getting a bunch of usb extension cables they are very useful theyre like two dollars on ebay

 No.813317

useful for what

 No.813318

phone chargers or for me personally i can plug the extension into the 12v brick then plug my power bank into that then plug my phone charger into the other end of of the bank and charge my phone through that while NOT accidentally pulling the whole chain out of the socket because the bank has a 90 degree pivoting usb male end and it frequently works its way out of female ends
also i swap flash drives in an out and NOT having to get up and just plugging them into an extension near my hands is easy

 No.813319

made a nip ps4 account gonno try out some jap sushi bars

 No.813320

sounds pretty unuseful

 No.813321

File: 1533339093212.png (93.14 KB, 551x419, 1 in 600.png)

he does it again

 No.813322

what did he do normscaper

 No.813323

im lucknorm

 No.813324

hima i am home and i am havin a nice cup o joe

 No.813325

i do NOT need more than 500 gb of storage

 No.813326


 No.813327

if i streamed chobits tonight would anyone watch

 No.813328

black mate called scape boss to complain about his pay he was raging

 No.813329

>>813327
nah gthsn

 No.813330

NOThin sn

 No.813331

>>813328
i refuse to believe it

 No.813332

august 2018
2018...

 No.813333

File: 1533342435157.jpg (170.89 KB, 865x649, 1486670135872.jpg)


 No.813334

he said that he should never fuk with aNOTher mans money

 No.813335

a friend got lured again

 No.813336

wish to flip a sexy lady

 No.813337

its NOT that great or so ive heard

 No.813338

i the elites are keeping it for themselves then it must be good

 No.813339

they force each other to do it so if someone gets out of line they have an instant end your life switch

 No.813340

bukowski just wanted to be a neet sigh

 No.813341

basted

 No.813342

glad neetblog finally found a purpose

 No.813343

what purpose

 No.813344

why does this mate always seem like hes drunk

 No.813345


 No.813346

scape is a work simulator you might as well get an actual job chopping firewood or whatever at least then you get money

 No.813347

underage ladies get incredibly horny seeing a big sweaty man with a beard chopping wood

 No.813348

sexy ladies dont think about big sweaty men

 No.813349

they dont

 No.813350

theyre too flapper to think about them but their natural reaction is to turn the slime production up to 11 and get all squishy for lumberchad

 No.813351

nope

 No.813352

my lgf says she feels all warm and fuzzy inside when i give her a facial maybe its just her sorry

 No.813353

nah she doesnt

 No.813354

yes she did

 No.813355

nope

 No.813356

>>813344
hes always drunk like pg

 No.813357

morph time

 No.813358

flip you doubtnorm

 No.813359

flip you liarnorm

 No.813360

die earlymorpher

 No.813361

its no lie its just embellished a little

 No.813362

File: 1533345861369.jpg (135 KB, 567x448, 1355244637048.jpg)


 No.813363

File: 1533346804083.gif (497.26 KB, 350x262, tenor.gif)


 No.813364

The Boss got pilled on the jews

 No.813365

>>813345
i havent been scaping much lately

 No.813366

wish to buy luna merchandise

 No.813367

lunorm

 No.813368


 No.813369

linus norm tips

 No.813370

linus pinches tips

 No.813371

File: 1533349417081.jpg (57.04 KB, 438x445, 1472507444735.jpg)


 No.813372

its chicken chan

 No.813373

chiken chaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnnnn

 No.813374

where is everyone

 No.813375

i dont have anything to post

 No.813376

File: 1533352424962.mp3 (7.31 MB, 03-paintbox-the_door.mp3)


 No.813377

evo is on get hyppeeeeeee

 No.813378

hope you are NOT watching sfv

 No.813379

FLIP aris is casting soul calibur get in here

https://www.twitch.tv/evo

 No.813380

>>813379
basted arismates

 No.813381

nice gril playing xian

 No.813382

downloading the blops 4 beta

 No.813383

where do i download that

 No.813384

die boomers

 No.813385

call of duty sushi bars just keep getting more and more ridiculous with the add on shit they need to go back to simpler days like cod4

 No.813386

File: 1533353847750.png (296.74 KB, 854x391, 1529517511005.png)

cod4 now THAT was a good sushi bar

 No.813387

cod4 flippin blew

 No.813388

my favorite was world at war but everyone hates it for some reason the tanks and the big maps and the zombie mode and servers with mods on pc

 No.813389

gonno watch one piece and morph goodnight

 No.813390

>>813379
why is a girl playing

 No.813391

whats wrong with that kayane is good

 No.813392

i hate sushi chef girls

 No.813393

whats wrong with sushi chef grils

 No.813394

she lost sigh

 No.813395

made sushi hard whatd i miss hima

 No.813396

got the vfr fixed hoo boy

 No.813397

File: 1533356986487-0.jpg (208.98 KB, 1478x1108, DTBHIwvU8AUuryL.jpg)

File: 1533356986487-1.jpg (491.53 KB, 1536x2048, DTBJkRQV4AALO7.jpg)

sigh

 No.813398

File: 1533357342816.mp3 (6.08 MB, 07 - にこにこハンブンコ.mp3)


 No.813399

why wake up when the nightmare of the real is more horrifying than any dream

 No.813400

File: 1533357674963.mp3 (3.17 MB, 07. ニワカ三年オタ八年、インターネッツはforever (長文スマソLong ver.).mp3)


 No.813401

that song embodies my rage

 No.813402

>>813388
i think its because it didnt have dedicated servers

 No.813403


 No.813404

File: 1533359139760.jpg (471.29 KB, 1784x1200, 1521605720268.jpg)


 No.813405

im chimp

 No.813406

hey hima im back im tired as hell time to muster up the energy to go to the store so i can drink myself better

 No.813407

woke up from my nap microwaved some eggrolls gonno snack

 No.813408

why did cunnilingus choose me to bully

 No.813409

because youre NOT right with Him

 No.813410

so let me get this straight this mate creates flawed life for fun knowing its only going to suffer endlessly then demands it worships him like some sort of narcissistic freak

 No.813411

you are suffering because you are without cunnilingus

 No.813412

i used to worship him devoutly but he kept picking on me until i stopped

 No.813413

gonno fire up dragons dogma

 No.813414

hehe you can make a sexy lady in this sushi bar nice

 No.813415

nope

 No.813416

ya

 No.813417

dragons dogma sexy ladies are vile

 No.813418

foolish

 No.813419

yeah they are

 No.813420

im vile

 No.813421

yeah you are

 No.813422

streaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaam

 No.813423

spose ill make some chicken sandwiches

 No.813424

stream what

 No.813425

dragon dog

 No.813426

nah

 No.813427

straaaam

 No.813428

nobody ever watches so no

 No.813429

strrrrrrrrmmmmmmmmm

 No.813430

crying hard because he wont stream

 No.813431

gonno rage

 No.813432

wish i could cry

 No.813433

fine ill stream

 No.813434

raging where is the stream strmmmmmmmmmmmmm

 No.813435

be patient

 No.813436

should i stream a vfr ride i asked before but got no replies

 No.813437

strammmmmmmmmmmm

 No.813438

stream dog dayssssssss

 No.813439


 No.813440

what the heck you are still in the creator

 No.813441

im creator

 No.813442

why is your character a little girl

 No.813443

phew got some quality popsicles tge budget saver slushed blue raspberry and lemonade ones

 No.813444

you should only eat normal flavors

 No.813445

this is normal and the texture is great

 No.813446

any sexy lady streams

 No.813447

you died already

 No.813448

owned

 No.813449

sigh

 No.813450

whats wrong with her breasts

 No.813451

which one should i pick

 No.813452

glad that black mate turned out to be an asshole told scape boss about how he wanted a bike and scape boss said good because he would just kill himself on one

 No.813453

strider is cool

 No.813454

>>813450
you know

 No.813455

become the strideblog

 No.813456

how is he an asshole are you scared of him surpassing you in sales

 No.813457

he feels intimidated by black men because theyre moving in on his gimmick

 No.813458

>>813456
first he called saying he needed a raise because of the store hes at then about 2 hours later he called scape boss yelling at him and scape boss had to remind him that hes still his boss and can fire him

 No.813459

basted teenmateserver

discord.gg/ota

 No.813460

he also claimed racism because goat boss made him clean toilets once

 No.813462

>>813442
what do you mena

 No.813463

probably the first time a hima streams been properly watchable for me since that mate restreamed the dark souls stream

 No.813464

nice npc abuse

 No.813465

nice neetblog

 No.813466

flapperlaughing

 No.813467

the neet build

 No.813468

should i make neetblog a fighter or mage

 No.813469

mage he looks funny in a dress

 No.813470


 No.813471

enough

 No.813472


 No.813473

thats one fat bear

 No.813474

what do you know about fat bears

 No.813475

i am one

 No.813476

alright hima off to the store wish me luck

 No.813477

stop bullying neetblog you asshole

 No.813478

almost killed him hehe woops

 No.813479

hahaha internet bullying so funny real classy mates

 No.813480

bh

 No.813481

got owned hard sigh

 No.813482

neet hours its time to fish

 No.813483

lost a big one sigh wonder what it was

 No.813484

>>813476
good luck

 No.813485

caught a saw shark hehe bet it didnt see that one coming

 No.813486

get in here

 No.813487

what the flip

 No.813488

sigh im all the way back here flip this im done

 No.813489

damnit i missed the end of the stream

 No.813490

i got hit by falling rocks and died

 No.813491

the 1 liter bottles were on sale for $5 hima its gonno be one hell of a weekend

 No.813492

liters of what is it wine isnt 1 liter NOT a lot

 No.813493

its time to sober up

 No.813494

normal bottles are 700ml for 5 so i bought a bunch

 No.813495

>>813486
basted

 No.813496

as for me im going to morph tired as heck but my bike is fixed and it has a new battery in it

 No.813497

okay good night

 No.813498

It's been number 1 on my life's wish list for almost 2 years now, and it's finally become a reality! This is my first post in Florida! It's been very hectic, getting everything set and organized, let alone constructing stuff so I have a place for my computer to begin with....

I'm still sorting out the job situation and likely have a position in electronics... in a store that's a good 50 minutes away but I have a net gain of about $5 a day with this, and I have intentions on moving farther south to get closer to work and likely to a better area with cheaper rent. I'm still way too new to this area so I can't really say much about it.

More details, including the full story of the move itself, will come in future posts.

 No.813499

raging that everything went okay for uli

 No.813500

you should be happy for him

 No.813501

still cant decide whether to play a warlock or a warrior in bfa

 No.813502

play ffxiv instead

 No.813503

fell for the ligma meme sigh

 No.813504

are you bychance of sugandese descent

 No.813505

wish i had a chance to get into tcgs

 No.813506

>>813502
i already played it a lot but i couldnt afford heavensward when it came out so i never played it again after that

 No.813507

sigh but heavensward was the best part

 No.813508

i wouldnt know

 No.813509


 No.813510

ive been pilling a lot of people lately i really feel like im doing a good for the world i hope the new generation can change things

 No.813511

pill me

 No.813512

the new generation are really gay trust me

 No.813513

>>813511
the healthiest foods are on the perimeter of the grocery store near the walls

 No.813514

thats where the ice cream is

 No.813515

>>813513
let me think about this deli section bakery meat area and dairy area are along the walls on the one near me

 No.813516

>>813513
for me thats dairy meat and fruit

 No.813517

dont reply to him hes trying to dox you through grocery topography

 No.813518

might become a speedrunner

 No.813519

good luck

 No.813520

>>813504
what is sugandese

 No.813521

sugandese nuts

 No.813522

im at work and three people called out so i have to do all their jobs for the same pay

 No.813523

serves you right

 No.813524

Basically, the Swamp Monster thing is where I go swimming in an algae-heavy pond or lake... with a twist. I'd 愛 to record a video of it as well, something very fitting for Halloween. The intent is for me to walk out into the pond and keep on going until I'm a certain distance out where I basically go under (even if it's 4 feet deep, I still go under). After some time, I surface, get out of the camera frame to the right, then, as quickly as I can, cover myself with mud, twigs, algae, and grass while about chest deep in it. Once ready, I'd then walk back into the camera frame remaining about chest deep and when nearly centered in the frame, walk back to the camera. Once back at the camera, I'd say something like "I never should've gone in there as I've now become the swamp monster! [insert growl sound]".

 No.813525

woke up hi

 No.813526

foolish waker

 No.813527

nice swampllillia

 No.813528

gonno make some pasta

 No.813529

norms talk about risk aversion like its a terrible thing but in the old days it would have been a valuable attribute

 No.813530

im the most risk averse on hima

 No.813531


 No.813532

just woke up hima wonder what today has in store for me

 No.813533

a whole load of shite

 No.813534

File: 1533408846950.gif (2.55 MB, 292x300, 1393267930241.gif)


 No.813535

The Boss asked if i wanted to get a haircut tomorrow

 No.813536

>>813534
i do this

 No.813537

just woke it

 No.813538


 No.813539

>>813536
Doth NOT even nature itself teach you, that, if a man have long hair, it is a shame unto him?

 No.813540

men naturally grow long hair so nature intended for men to have long hair

 No.813541

baste jebrim

 No.813542

incel btfoing those trannies

 No.813543

hate trannies theyre vile

 No.813544

File: 1533409929912.gif (687.63 KB, 500x348, 350.gif)


 No.813545

>>813538
rude asshole deserved it

 No.813546

aris is casting tekken

 No.813547

might just have to fire up dragon dogma again

 No.813548

fool

 No.813549

NOThin foolish

 No.813550

play some dark souls instead

 No.813551

already finished those sushi bars

 No.813552

im a sushi chef i sushi bar deal with it

 No.813553

thinkin about pizza today

 No.813554

seething right now
bought a screen protector and some hair clippings fell on the screen while I was straightening it and ruined the whole protector
waste of five dollars flip

 No.813555


 No.813556

blops 4 is moderately baste

 No.813557

why do you need a screen protector

 No.813558

>>813554
you got owned normseki

 No.813559

>>813558
flip you

 No.813560

screen protector is a meme

 No.813561

>>813559
im sorry

 No.813562

scape boss came for a store audit and told trainee girl that black mate was saying she was talking over him and arguing he spent like 10 minutes on it before the audit then when he left she started crying

 No.813563

File: 1533412384953.jpg (2.38 MB, 4160x2340, 1496126127459.jpg)


 No.813564

baste black mate btfoing trainee roast

 No.813565

is the water store a reality show set or something why is everyone there including you weird as heck

 No.813566

its one of those prison work programs

 No.813567

cant wait for the thad and p anderson episodes

 No.813568

is that turt pissing on fujisan

 No.813569

The Boss left on vacation so i think ill pack the computer up and live over there for a few days

 No.813570

the kitty is morphing on my lap and slowly sliding out and then she wakes up startled and changed position

 No.813571

dont feel like driving

 No.813572

File: 1533415508882.png (209.19 KB, 272x303, f59b8953efb0303a076c9f16634d4a1733147055.png)

>Lobby: 100% QA
>PW: 1% fun

New voices are OUT.

Add me if you want a copy of the sushi bar:
http://steamcommunity.com/id/fishheadswg/

Poor nocoiners can listen to the new voices in the stream:
https://no-you.com/twitcher/

 No.813573

im sick of work i want my The Bossmy

 No.813574

sigh same

 No.813575

gonno clean me ears

 No.813576

ordered pizza

 No.813577

i got ligma hima thats it its over

 No.813578

pizza is on the way hima

 No.813579

hope its anchovy

 No.813580

no its a pizza hut cheesy bites pizza with pepperoni and extra cheese

 No.813581

File: 1533419287069.mp4 (67.34 MB, devilish.mp4)


 No.813582

>>813577
what is ligma

 No.813583

watching pewds

 No.813584

>>813582
ligma balls lmao

 No.813585

>>813583
die pewdienorm

 No.813586

remember when pewdiepie said nigger

 No.813587

fat sweaty mexican at a gas station complimented the miata then saw it was a 2 seater and said oh you only have room for you and your gf and i was like yeahhhh i think he might have been doing some sort of 4th dimensional quantum mog but it didnt work because hes a fat sweaty mexican who was probably waiting on a ride

 No.813588

it was haysuz

 No.813589


 No.813590

>>813587
should have asked him if he wanted a ride then disposed of him in the desert

 No.813591

defiantly sounds like a mog to me

 No.813593

whats a mog a i dont speak normanese

 No.813594

nice mutant

 No.813595

trainee girl said her friend ditched her so she has no plans tonight

 No.813596

my gums hurt should i brush

 No.813597

just woke up head hurts

 No.813598

ask her on a date mate

 No.813599

ask if she wants to go on a ride on the vfr then stream the ride

 No.813600

take her to the canals and tell her the story about when you set the camera up in your window to record the children playing outside

 No.813601

basted flippin jebrim

 No.813602

shed telling me to never wear basketball shorts because they are NOT cute

 No.813603

saw a mate who looked exactly like varg yesterday this has gotta be a sign of good luck

 No.813604

its a sign youre going to get murdered

 No.813605

it would be self defense NOT murder

 No.813606

File: 1533426307308.jpg (468.87 KB, 1278x721, ec2b890803f3ecb939bd2658867b24f9.jpg)

miss the wk

 No.813607

hey hima long day after the screen protector fiasco i went outside and NOTiced some stain under my car so i drove to The Bosss house because shes NOT here and the valve to head heater pipe was split so i ordered the part online and headed to advanced auto parts to pick it up and

 No.813608

boy i dont understand a word you just said

 No.813609

all of those words should be understandable besides valve to head heater pipe

 No.813610

going to tesco to pick up some cold on the cob

 No.813611

>>813609
ive got aphasia sorry

 No.813612

they didnt have the part i ordered at the store because of some logistical oversight but they did have aNOTher one that worked fine when i was on the way there there was steam coming out of the hood of the car from the coolant that was in the pipe boiling
once i got everything fixed i couldnt find distilled water in a gallon jug at the mexican supermarket so i bought a 24 pack of bottled distilled water and poured maybe six of them in the radiator

 No.813613

anyway now im back at The Bosss house on my old ip posting on hima and eating a spicy chicken sandwich from bk

 No.813614

is wow out yet

 No.813615

ya

 No.813616

>>813614
NOT for aNOTher 9 days

 No.813617


 No.813618

File: 1533427599941.mid (119.69 KB, m004.mid)


 No.813619

is this anime girl ais

 No.813620

gonno try to find a better copy of gt4 that doesnt glitch out and prevent me from pressing the start button

 No.813621

sushi chefs rise up

 No.813622

play test drive 3 instead

 No.813623

gonno download all of durarara wish me luck

 No.813624

good luck youre gonno need it to finish that shite show

 No.813625

barely made it through the first season dropped the second 2 episodes in

 No.813626

should i make alfredo or chicken sandwiches

 No.813627

alfredo

 No.813628

alfredo it is

 No.813629


 No.813630

i really liked durarara

 No.813631

i just like the op

 No.813632

i can understand that song without subs

 No.813633

baste teens

 No.813634

big sigh at the fourth naruto op why cant boruto have even ONE song half as good as that one

 No.813635

cause its for teenmates

 No.813636

wish i was teen seems fun

 No.813637

with the exception of the snk and sao songs this compilation isnt that bad

 No.813638

its probably NOT fun now imagine being surrounded by bullies with smartphones just waiting for you to goof up so you can go in their cringe comp
also there are no more emo girls

 No.813639

everyone thought tentacruel was kaijuu sized because of that scene in the op where he whacks a building but theyre actually sexy lady sized

 No.813640

eating some raw eggs and kefir

 No.813641

愛 the tokyo ghoul song it reminds me of myself

 No.813642

sigh The Boss bought flippin shells again whens she gonno realize im a linguine man

 No.813643

should i shave

 No.813644

we are fighting dreamers

 No.813645

think im gonno get an xbox one controller and use it to emulate
is there anything better
my 360 controller is screwed up is down and l1 doesnt work plus the analog sticks dont work so i use the d pad to play ps2 sushi bars

 No.813646

good day at the water store taught trainee girl lots of stuff she taught me NOT to wear basketball shorts because theyre NOT cute and because its impossible to hide chicken strips she specifically pulled up a boromir meme picture about basketball short chicken strips and asked if it was true
she asked who i normally work with and i said nobody and after she looked at my schedule she said she felt sorry for me
i told her about working on my bike yesterday and she said she cant see me doing that i guess i just come off as a complete bitch first the boss thing and now this

 No.813647

>>813645
playstation controller for emulating dpad consoles
xchicken nugget controller for stick consoles

 No.813648

just buy a chink knockoff controller for $20

 No.813649

brother took all the 360 controllers when he moved out wish he had left me one usb one

 No.813650

i think i will get an xbox one controller because it felt good in my hand at best buy the ps4 controller wasnt that great the angle of the two arms of the controller hurts my hands after hours of making sushi
the xbox elite controller looks like a waste of money

 No.813651

hb alfredo time hima its so flippin rich and delicious i 愛 it too much

 No.813652

>>813648
whats the point of that they blow ass

 No.813653

hmm but im NOT sure after all i spend a huge amount of time emulating ps2 sushi bars so the ps4 controller might be nicer and lighter

 No.813654

愛 my ps4 controller

 No.813655

never been in a situation where i preferred a controller over mouse and keyboard

 No.813656

gonno make slam jam ramen with gyoza should i stream it

 No.813657

you mean slam jam noodles with pot stickers right

 No.813658

no the men are ra so its ramen and these are gyoza because of the size and wrapper thickness

 No.813659

speak english this is america damnit

 No.813660

https://www.ebay.com/itm/HORI-PS4-099-Mini-sushi barpad-Wired-Controller-Red/253570409419?hash=item3b09f963cb%3Ag%3ADf4AAOSwnada193U&_nkw=ps4+controller+red&rt=nc
really want this

 No.813661

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uh

 No.813662

why is it so expensive

 No.813663


 No.813664

47.99 isnt that expensive

 No.813665

thats a months worth of food

 No.813666

you know like chowmein lomein saangmein or yakamein the japanese version is ramen

 No.813667

why is everything about food you flipping fat

 No.813668

i dont know what the FUQK you are saying its just noodles

 No.813669

very stinky havent showered since wednesday
got covered in oil and coolant and sweat earlier working on the car
just downloading anime to watch later right now also downloading kingdom hearts 2 final mix think ill go for a short work around my old stomping grounds

 No.813670

boost chinaese

 No.813671

stream that kingdom heart

 No.813672

my computer is in the dining room facing the windows im gonno leave something funny on the screen in case someone walks by

 No.813673

play kingdom hearts 1 instead

 No.813674

>>813668
basically 麵 in chinese is read mein 麵 in japanese is men
素麺 somen
撈麵 lomein

 No.813675

>>813673
its way worse the combos pinch

 No.813676

go to hell noodlenorm its all t he same shite

 No.813677

what about singapore noodle

 No.813678

stay awesome

 No.813679

very wrong somen has no egg

 No.813680

>>813675
it has more soul

 No.813681

that doesnt mean anything

 No.813682

scape boss started calling me the 8 inch legend

 No.813683

remember when kh2 came out i got pissed the boost off with all this stupid roxas organization shite its way more reflappered and gay than the first one also the disney movies they picked are worse

 No.813684

you mean worst

 No.813685


 No.813686

virus

 No.813687

gonno pick up a nagashi somen machine so i can eat nagashi somen at home

 No.813688

noodles pinch

 No.813689

playing assetto corsa riding around in a miata nd and now my sourdough buns are ready gonno make burgs

 No.813690

ive got some buns for you right here

 No.813691

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 No.813692

normally dont like blonde sexy ladies but the one in this video is pretty cute

 No.813693

how the hell is kids eat mexican food a video

 No.813694

>>813687
this flabby gook is slaying prime jap kitty right flipping now and basically you are flipping STUPID

 No.813695

herkz 愛d that meme

 No.813696

herkz can pinch it

 No.813697

assetto corsa has some spectacular driving mechanics its like real driving

 No.813698

feel like eating out tonight but its saturday

 No.813699

ive got something for you to eat out right here

 No.813700

thinking of getting some new pants tonight that arent so tight so i can be more professional

 No.813701

crying

 No.813702

these size 36 pants used to be a lot more loose neetb we have a problem

 No.813703

i wear 32 because im cute

 No.813704

lost 25 pounds since jan

 No.813705

i wear 36s too but im fat as hell

 No.813706

just got back from my nightwalk i am very sweaty and stinky much prefer night drives with the windows down

 No.813707

started taking metamucil two days ago but my poop has NOT improved

 No.813708

>>813501
play a human protection warrior for me and name him bigshieldsmallsword

 No.813709

isnt that name too long

 No.813710

also i only play female characters apart from my warlock sorry i like to pretend they are his harem

 No.813711

i dont know what about smallballsbigarms

 No.813712

my warrior is 110 already im NOT paying for a name change

 No.813713

suit yourself im taking that name then

 No.813714

die wownorms

 No.813715

last name mann
first name hugh

 No.813716

see if basteonseki is taken

 No.813717

flapperlaughing imagining playing a blood elf named shadman

 No.813718

really wanted to play an ele shaman this xpac but everyone says theyre gonno be awful

 No.813719

maybe a night elf would suit the name more

>>813718
they were NOT given anything new and had some core mechanics removed but i dont play a shaman so i dont know specifics
disappointed that the gcd change actually made it to live and tanks will be more reliant on healers now

 No.813720

when i was browsing /jp/ in 2009 i fell for the anti /v/ meme and really thought all true jpsies didnt play mmos and normsushi bars but it looks like in the end i was the only one who didnt play them the rest of jp just didnt crossboard

 No.813721

jp played mmos just different types back in 2009 i was playing divina or mabinogi

 No.813722

>>813720
what about mabinogi

 No.813723

mabinogi was baste its a shame what happened to it

 No.813724

>>813720
lmao you probably were a neet too when everyone else was actually attending college

 No.813725

convinced myself that there were two real majorities on the internet those who sushi bar and those who do weeb stuff but they were one in the same all along maybe as time went on the line between them blurred

 No.813726

do you NOT remember hotglue

 No.813727

wasnt there aNOTher sushi bar hotglue played with mechs or something
i never got into it

 No.813728

try getting on mabi every few years and remember everyone cool isnt there anymore and all thats left is girlwhales who stand around their clubs and talk about you behind your back so its just like real life sigh

 No.813729

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sylvanas is basted

 No.813730

wish i was playing exteel with hima

 No.813731


 No.813732

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seki what do you think

 No.813733

>>813731
you cant talk to turt like that

 No.813734

hard to believe someone would unironically think that neets who were obsessed with japanese media wouldnt also play sushi bars

 No.813735

>>813732
cringe

 No.813736

only like playing f2p japanese sushi bars because

 No.813737

wonder if hot mates just go hang out on the beach in virtually identical outfits in real life

 No.813738

>>813736
how come you scape then

 No.813739

what if you had good friends but they were all really hot would you feel bad when around them and NOT like them as friends anymore

 No.813740

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didnt think i would ever post this can you give me some fashion types for my body type

 No.813741

dont click linus

 No.813742

>>813738
pnig doesnt scape

 No.813743

gonno grab some creme betweens hold on

 No.813744

wouldnt tolerate having friends hotter than me because i would always be judged against them and would probably end up like turt compensating with lookism and mass just to get closer to them

 No.813745

xenosaga download failed flip this gonno drive home dont want to sleep over here because the pet sitter The Boss hired will be here in the morning when im morphing

 No.813746

gonno fire up doubutsu no mori its time to fish

 No.813747

straaaaaaaammmmmm

 No.813748

please dont post things that remind us of The Bossgf

 No.813749

i cant stream 3ds

 No.813750

wrong again

 No.813751

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 No.813752

>>813746
never played that one i have new leaf on my 3ds but i get very bored quickly

 No.813753

bad news everyone

 No.813754

3ds making sushi is special for me itd be like streaming me joing its just NOT gonno happen

 No.813755

hey 3ds mate do you want to play together

 No.813756

thats how i feel being on hima with chads like seki pnig turt and neetblog and then theres hideous me if there was ever a hima meet up id probably be forcibly removed because of hideous appearance

 No.813757

>>813755
havent played my 3ds online since the incident NOT sure if The Boss will let me

 No.813758

im hideous why did you include me in that list

 No.813759

we can play together in spirit if you like i am low level doubutsu no morier

 No.813760

im disfigured according to turt so dont say that
its just the charisma and optimism

 No.813761

NOT only am i unbearably ugly cunnilingus thought fit to grant me the most noisome soul hed ever crafted

 No.813762

>>813759
ok lets go

 No.813763

did animated vns ever take off

 No.813764

when i got my haircut at the black barbershop everyone was looking at me weird because i was the only whitey there

 No.813765

>>813763
yeah look at nekopara

 No.813766

so long as you arent balding there is still hope

 No.813767

>>813765
flip they always seemed like a NOT good idea

 No.813768

>>813766
im a norwood 6

 No.813769


 No.813770

saturday night heading down to the eurodisco gonno para para all night long you mates coming im driving

 No.813771

should have linked ya boy the anime man instead

 No.813772

flip the anime man

 No.813773

>>813771
cringe

 No.813774

call it cringe if you want but 1.5million subscribers cant be wrong

 No.813775

>>813773
this is cringe

 No.813776

like thinking about playing animal crossing with a himamatebut i think im simply too anxious for it

 No.813777

cant play dumb vns like that im low iq but even im NOT dumb enough to waste time clicking through 8 hours of cliche fanservice

 No.813778

isnt it the same for reading manga

 No.813779

some black swedish kid gave me his copy of animal crossing for ds in highschool hoping id be his friend but i never gave it back or talked to him much after that

 No.813780

asshole

 No.813781

sigh had that nightmare where The Boss let some stranger in the house and he was claiming to be from hima

 No.813782

i had the same dream that was me

 No.813783

thats weird i often dream about visiting himamates unexpectedly

 No.813784

i himadream often

 No.813785

>>813777
you play them so you can jerk your cock to the sex scenes which come every 20 minutes

 No.813786

can i disable the sex scenes

 No.813787

yeah the steam version comes without sex scenes i tihnk

 No.813788

im steamed

 No.813789

will i still be able to know which scenes are the sex scenes like can i just hear a little ding so i can imagine it better than it can be written

 No.813790

thought the fsn sex scenes were forced as flip regret playing with them enabled

 No.813791

theyre integral to the story idiot how else is shirou going to get mana

 No.813792

yeah the sex is a huge plot point

 No.813793

ccccrrrriiiinnnnggggeeeee

 No.813794

ice is basted he earned his fame in gielinor

 No.813795

when to a bbq hima with The Boss and dad and sis and i dont know how you handle drinking every day pg but let me tell you all every time i get a little tipsy i get very contemplative and just i dont know how to explain it
i started thinking about when i would just morph when i got tired wake up when my body got enough sleep then make coffee take a shower read hima and just maybe i dont kow play something or catch up on the news and post here and then like i posted about it a bunch at the time but probably none of you remember it but semi recently i rewatched hxh like maybe i december i dont know but id just wait for everyone to go to bed and then go to the living room and fire up the NOTebook (connected to the big tv) and watch hxh 1 then 2 then 3 and just kept going until the end

and i kept thinking like maybe i will never have that opportunity again to be free and live freely as i want to and even if i do that part of my life is gone and id be starting a new one maybe one day things will get so bad that i will miss my now my present day so i gotta be thankful i suppose

 No.813796

went to went to NOT when

 No.813797

go to hell dadbrag

 No.813798

>>813795
i remember it sigh do your best i hope things get better

 No.813799

did they force you to stop neet

 No.813800

>>813601
wish i had the uhhhh fortitude is NOT the word the drive to train agility like jebrim does

 No.813801

milk truck just arrive

 No.813802

>>813795
90% of the time i just get happy and flapper and enjoy whatever im doing more i only get contemplative and morose every now and then and usually its thesnaputic because i get whatevers bothering me out of my system by doing it

dont know how you can work full time without drinking every night to cope either

 No.813803

>>813634
n o boy no cry one two three go

 No.813804

pnig make a scape account RIGFHT NOW lets run around and flapper out abit

 No.813805

im going to eat and go for a ride tonight

 No.813806

might have to fire up the ff4

 No.813807

>>813804
stream it

 No.813808

>>813802
i keep it all inside and never share even one small bit with anyone even on hima
so much crap happens to me all thje time and i seldom post about it almost never really because i dont poist anything that i deem boring or something that i think peiople wouldnt be interested in reading in the first place

 No.813809

sigh

 No.813810

just remember were mates and im sending you good energy when i can

 No.813811

this desk chair wont hold out much longer i might have to just pinch it up and buy a quality one that will last

 No.813812

>>813799
The Boss found me the job and she set up everything by herself and i cant bring myself to make The Boss suffer id rather NOT get things my way instead so now im stuck maybe forever
im going to be 30 in three years and then 35 and then 40 it simply never stops never stops i want out of everything out of this universe i cant deal with the passage of time and aging and ephemeral things and fleeting The Bossents and fading memories

 No.813813

>>813810
i wouldnt be here without you my himamates i 愛 you all

 No.813814

愛 and hate you all depending on my mood

 No.813815

i smell like smoke now i am smoked

 No.813816

>>813812
big sigh

 No.813817

thus the manbaby has come face to face with reality

 No.813818

you only lash out because youre suffering too

 No.813819

i cant run away or deny what i am to the core if im manbaby then so be it

 No.813820

feel bad for that mate at least he isnt paying rent dental insurance auto insurance gas and a phone bill
want to say you should stop whining but i know that will just make you feel worse
once you get into the rhythm of working youll figure out how to best enjoy things
your definition of relaxing might change drastically but you have to find it

 No.813821

dismantle this twisted birdcage of a world before youre too old and feeble to make it happen

 No.813822

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 No.813823

gyoza time

 No.813824


 No.813825

maybe youd be happier moving in with pnig and working at the water store

 No.813826

nice try pnig

 No.813827

workers will never experience true happiness

 No.813828

pretty sure everyone here has neet experience dont act like its all sunshine and piss bottles either

 No.813829

think im going to start saving money a lot and try to find ways to make money passively or semi passively i think itd be ok to quit if i had income on the side its NOT even like we need even a dime of my salary its NOT about money at all but making money solves it isnt that weird i guess its a part of living as in interacting with the world and being a part of it and having somewhat of a safer future

 No.813830

>>813825
keep posting about things like the hima mansion and stuff like that but i simply canNOT live without The Boss shes my best friend

 No.813831

ive never peed in a bottle and im a satisfied neet

 No.813832

youre probably a lump that would be satisfied with any situation

 No.813833

>>813830
sigh i know how you feel

 No.813834

>>813832
thats simply NOT the case

 No.813835

we are very much alike i believe pg i know thats you hehe

 No.813836

>>813825
black mate might be getting the can

 No.813837

racist

 No.813838

feel bad for black mate he will have to go back to a life of crime

 No.813839

>>813830
bring The Boss to the mansion

 No.813840

Mister Donut x PABLO [Cheese flappero Is..!?]

 No.813841

its going to be weird when his The Boss starts flirting with all the young studs

 No.813842

no The Bosss allowed

 No.813843


 No.813844

The Boss sent me an image the other day that just said sigh and NOThing else think she might be a himabro

 No.813845

>>813840
phew loving this style

 No.813846

you mean a himamate

 No.813847

The Boss always says that i sigh too much

 No.813848

feel bad for trainee girl crying today dont know if i should have offered a hug or what at the end of the day she seemed really happy so i guess it worked out there was some teasing back and forth as well
she gave me her debit card and had me get lunch for us too she wanted a kids meal from chik fil a with lots of polynesian sauce she said i could have the 3d cow puzzle toy she got as a prize in the kids meal

 No.813849

>>813845
its the rare ss yuka

 No.813850

she was acting girls always act happy

 No.813851

didnt know chick fil a had kids meal toys what the flip

 No.813852

you can swap the toy for an ice cream apparently too

 No.813853


 No.813854

wish i had a mcdonalds sundae sigh gonno rage

 No.813855

i gave up food i gave up everything just to have a 24 hour day

 No.813856


 No.813857

you know how chick fil a is supposed to be all just chicken and thats their thing but one of their sandwiches has bacon on it whats up with that

 No.813858

whats wrong with that

 No.813859

its against the rules

 No.813860

could go for a big ol choco chip cookie ice cream sandwich right now hima

 No.813861

i really like bukowski too he inspires me to drink

 No.813862


 No.813863

just realized im moe

 No.813864

愛 to act moe

 No.813865

really happy that i bought this bukwoski collection it has tons of rare stuff that i hadnt read anywhere else

 No.813866

im curly whos larry

 No.813867

when im confident no one is around at work ill mutter in japanese wonder if anyone has caught me

 No.813868

should i post one

 No.813869

sure

 No.813870

im thuggin out

 No.813871

often start talking to myself in japanese on my walks and bike rides and feel like a flapper when someone walks past me before i NOTice them

 No.813872

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 No.813873

same i talk in japanese under my breath on the bus and when im walking home

 No.813874

remember the ferret arc

 No.813875

>>813871
same
feeling like killing myself imagining that feeling
if you dont talk to yourself you need to hand in your flapper pass

 No.813876

dont feel like killing yourself please

 No.813877

damaged my screen when i was karting but luckily if youre handy the whole screen and camera assembly costs like 30 dollars and you can replace it in minutes
the mate who said screen protectors are a meme was right no point paying a few bucks for a protector when the whole thing costs pennies

 No.813878

he hinted at times that i was a neetblog and i told him to listen
to brahmns and i told him him to learn to paint and drink and NOT be
dominated by women and dollars
but he screamed at me for christs sake remember your mother
remember your country
youll kill us all...

i move through my fathers house (on which he owed $8000 after 20
years on the same job) and look at his dead shoes
the way his feet curled the leather, as if he was angrily planting roses,
and he was, and i look at his dead cigarette, his last cigarette
and the last bed he slept in that night, and i feel i should remake it
but i cant, for a father is always your master even when hes gone;
i guess these things have happened time and again but i cant help
thinking
to die on a kitchen floor at 7 o'clock in the morning
while other people are frying eggs
is NOT so rough
unless it happens to you.

i go outside and pick an orange and peel back the bright skin;
things are still living: the grass is growing quite well,
the sun sends down its rays circled by a russian satelite,
a dog barks senselessly somewhere, the neighbors peek behind blinds.
i am a stranger here, and have been (i suppose) somewhat the rogue,
and i have no doubt he painted me quite well (the old boy and i
fought like mountain lions) and they say he left it all to some woman
in duarte but i dont give a damn--she can have it: he was my old
man
and he died.

inside, i try on a light blue suit
much better than anything i have ever worn
and i flap the arms like a scarecrow in the wind
but its no good:
i cant keep him alive
no matter how much we hated each other.

we looked exactly alike, we could have been twins
the old man and i: thats what they
said. he had his bulbs on the screen
ready for planting
while i was lying with a whore from 3rd street

very well. grant us this The Bossent: standing before a mirror
in my dead fathers suit
waiting also
to die.

 No.813879

used to go karting with my dad on his weekends when i was a kid i would always get my kart disabled by the staff but just keep on driving slow without realizing it

 No.813880

sigh they dont call him bastekowski for NOThing

 No.813881

dadbrag is at it again

 No.813882

>>813881
idiot ive seen my dad about 5 times in the last 10 years

 No.813883

you cant call turt and idiot

 No.813884

>>813879
it took me a while to figure out the limits of the karts i had fun it wouldnt be that fun with other people though because norms get competetive and would shame me

 No.813885

お待たせ出ました絶対姫!
死ぬまで愛して絶対姫!
うにうにすんすん 見ててね

 No.813886

>>813885
die norm

 No.813887

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 No.813888

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(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

 No.813889

guess i will watch some one piece

 No.813890

do your best at least you have aNOTher day to go

 No.813891

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sigh robin

 No.813892

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 No.813893

gonno relax hard tomorrow
downloaded the first three seasons of durarara and code gay ass is half done never watched it before

 No.813894

chode gay ass blows hard

 No.813895

enjoy the once in a lifetime experience of watching geass

 No.813896

saw a license plate that said gg ez

 No.813897

couldnt even finish the first season of code gay ass even when it was airing

 No.813898

watched both seasons NOT sure how i finished the second one it was so bad

 No.813899

still remember /a/ blowing up during r2 during my first foray into neethood it was a lot of fun

 No.813900

you will appreciate it more now that you are more mature

 No.813901

saw a license plate once that said BONO U2 and they had a lifesize picture of bono stuck to the rear right window

 No.813902

i vaguely remember it being on either toonami or adult swim and it was really dumb
thought the same thing about ayeyurica sebben when i watched the dub too though

 No.813903

stop watching dubs

 No.813904

>>813901
why do people like u2

 No.813905

eureka 7 wasnt so bad mainly because the girls were too damn underage my brother watched it a few months ago but didnt finish it its his friends favorite anime

 No.813906

i like vertigo

 No.813907

i really just like the music is eureka

 No.813908

everytime a girl says eureka with the japanese pronunciation i get a huge chicken nugget sorry

 No.813909

eureka 7 is a normime

 No.813910

>>813908
whats the japanese pronunciation you can just post the kana

 No.813911

エウレカ

 No.813912

the reka seems like the underage part but it so does eu

 No.813913

>>813911
A-ye-OO-ricuh

 No.813914

need to pee need to pee real bad hima

 No.813915

its super underage trust me

 No.813916

i dont trust you for shit you ninjad me

 No.813917

what a underage combination of syllables its unbelievable underage
eureka eureka eureka

 No.813918

think saying that might be my safe word it makes me feel nice just thinking about it

 No.813919

its fantastic isnt it エウレカ might be my favorite utterance ive ever heard

 No.813920

new

 No.813921

already watched it

 No.813922

does anyone have any cute girl youtube channels like nekoten or glass rose

 No.813923


 No.813924

unbanned my mate go to hell onseki

 No.813925

vargs a pseud stop watching that flapper

 No.813926

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if you 愛d me you would read it

 No.813927

nice slam jam sympathizer
your betrayal will NOT be forgotten

 No.813928

what slam jam

 No.813929

pinch me

 No.813930


 No.813931

>>813926
i think the reason trainee girl is how she is currently is because she was mormon
NOT knowing about joing asking about chicken nuggets asking about glory holes all makes sense if youre mormon

 No.813932

she wants it in the arse trust me

 No.813933

what about the mate who posts asking people to join his lobby all the time wasnt his range banned why was it unbanned thats real slam jam

 No.813934

you simply cant ban my main man T dog i wont allow it

 No.813935

there is discord among the sbers its time to choose sides

 No.813936

flip that assless idiot tbag

 No.813937

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 No.813938

>>813935
NOT really i think theyre just joking around

 No.813939

the last post on the sb is pnig talking about his payout

 No.813940

what in the hell was chadtrev thinking with that hairstyle its unbelievable

 No.813941

>>813939
no its "im flapper"

 No.813942

oh yeah my mistake youre right

 No.813943

where my rackhousers at

 No.813944

classic sber topkek memepost

 No.813945

she asked if i ride with any friends wish onseki would help me out am i missing flags

 No.813946

oh no scoob

 No.813947

tired as flip because im a flip

 No.813948

just realized you could probably go to a run down part of a city spot some nasty looking blacks shoot them dead and then call 911 and say you were just being robbed and had to defend yourself

 No.813949

yeah you could but why would you want to step into coontown to begin with

 No.813950

gonno report that post

 No.813951


 No.813952

i shall now morph good night everyone havent read the last 60 posts but i will when i wake up

 No.813953

night bud

 No.813954


 No.813955

cant believe im out of wine already gonno lie down and watch some 'me i guess

 No.813956

bye gonno morph too bye

 No.813957

is anyone there

 No.813958

ya im playing ddog

 No.813959

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 No.813960

flapperlaughing hard

 No.813961

sigh aNOTher day wasted trying to find the sb

 No.813962

do you know the login and password even if you find it you cant just access it

 No.813963

i dont know either its part of my quest

 No.813964

it gives a 404 error randomly as well for sme reason

 No.813965

tooth is hurting hard

 No.813966

is hibagon real

 No.813967

ran into a chimera and had to leave neetblog to die sigh

 No.813968

>>813892
baste uli

 No.813969

lots of weird posts on hima tonight

 No.813970

highlight them

 No.813971

highlight them

 No.813972

nah im too lazy

 No.813973

is dragon dogs mate still here

 No.813974

ya

 No.813975

whats up

 No.813976

im playing the first dmc and i flipping pinch

 No.813977

im playing the blops4 beta

 No.813978

might fish up a storm once i get tired of saving qr codes

 No.813979

raged and threw the controller at the wall

 No.813980

>>813959
cant stop watching this

 No.813981

couldnt even watch it once because it was boring as flip

 No.813982

got a new roadblog skin

 No.813983

overwatchnorm

 No.813984

nn

 No.813985

anyone home

 No.813986

only one on hima sigh

 No.813987

im here hima i was just thinking about you

 No.813988

i am on the hima

 No.813989

how come you werent posting

 No.813990

too tired and comfy im drifting into the neetzone

 No.813991

hope delicate raindrops is ok

 No.813992

flip that fat chink whore

 No.813993

gonno go morph hima 愛 you

 No.813994


 No.813995


 No.813996

>>813986
im playing blops4

 No.813997

>>813991
she found a nice rich husband

 No.813998

havent jod in a few days

 No.813999

think im starting to lose my attraction to women

 No.814000

youre ascending

 No.814001


 No.814002

woke up hey hima gonno have some pasta

 No.814003

you cant wake up now its morph time

 No.814004

its okay ill morph again in a few hours

 No.814005

missed this serm sigh

 No.814006

wish i had some pasta right about now

 No.814007

dont you ever get tired of pasta

 No.814008

no NOT really

 No.814009

foot itches

 No.814010

go to hell itcher

 No.814011

scratched

 No.814012

how do i get vice to make a documentary about me

 No.814013

cant believe hiro is trying to make a virtual youtuber

 No.814014

mentalcels

 No.814016

>>813976
same its hard

 No.814018

woke up with a headache

 No.814019

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that mates a dweeb if they interviewed me i would show them true terror and why they should fear incels

 No.814020


 No.814021

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>>814019
あのさぁ...

 No.814022

that interviewer wouldnt last a second in turts aura

 No.814023

trainee girl left her book here yesterday its politics for dummies

 No.814024

how do i train in banner creation

 No.814025

himako is dead now and onseki is lazy so no new banners will ever be added

 No.814026

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 No.814027

post the banners you want added on /fun/ in a new thread and ill get to them

 No.814028

>>814026
fat flip

 No.814029

nice bulk

 No.814030

the calories go straight to my brain

 No.814031

goat boss called and said he had to tell black mate to come to his store because trainee girl and black mate are fighting

 No.814032

post those boosting memes

 No.814033

now i got a call at my store asking if a white girl worked here
cunnilingus damnit black mate

 No.