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 No.795115[Last 100 Posts]

have some aloha spirit

 No.795116

i have a graphic memory of things i dont want to remember then i cant remember the important stuff

 No.795117

flappermemory

 No.795118

i overjuiced my sub because it had no cheese and now im regretting

 No.795119

spermed to kids

 No.795120

were they slavic girls

 No.795121

you are like a baby
watch this

 No.795122

my woodcutting level is now 100

 No.795123

baste as hell

 No.795124

no they were nips

 No.795125

sigh got left behind in the last thread

 No.795126

basted

 No.795127

File: 1529266489455.webm (270.41 KB, 1280x720, snap.webm)


 No.795128

never had my picture taken before

 No.795132

nice aNOTher ken thread thats great

 No.795140

bh

 No.795149


 No.795152

good day to be sporting the reverse print

 No.795153

wish i had an aloha shirt

 No.795158

hit up ross

 No.795163

purging out the scum

 No.795164

is this the thread

 No.795165

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 No.795342

my zulrah kc is now 1

 No.800182

lets use this one

 No.800192

its 10000 years too early to use futari lollies thread

 No.802457

you little boys enjoying your dead board

 No.802620

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feelin it

 No.802622

do you have a box cutter license to conceal carry it

 No.802623

no but i carry it anyway

 No.802624

gonno eat some corn flakes

 No.802625

have such a gotdamn goofy face thats why nobody takes me seriously

 No.802626

pic

 No.802627

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 No.802629

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 No.802630

turt has a real film noir look

 No.802631

ready for aNOTher reading sesh

 No.802632

>>802620
fire up the megamix

 No.802633

ask the trainee girl if she wants to know how you got those scars

 No.802634

i am my scars

 No.802635

we compared scars and injuries on the first day so she already knows how i got my scars

 No.802636

i always forget about the scar on my face when people ask about scars

 No.802637

wish i only had one eye so i could wear a nice eyepatch

 No.802638

whats stopping you from wearing one anyways

 No.802639

people would call me out on it

 No.802640

why would they do that

 No.802641

freak shouldve started wearing an eyepatch before he started his new job

 No.802642

i wore glasses for the first week at the water store then they broke and i have been without them ever since because nobody will give me recommendations on frames

 No.802643

simply to seal the tyrants freak eyes power

 No.802644


 No.802645

i told you to get homu frames

 No.802646

you mean remilia frames

 No.802647

sometimes forget im a manbaby and this is already the second longest job ive ever held

 No.802648

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how can you forget

 No.802649

nevermind its third of like eight

 No.802650

>>802644
ban&die

 No.802651

>>802648
nice chuunitron

 No.802652

basted

 No.802653

he sounds like a leprechaun

 No.802654

he mates woke up and got left behind while reading

 No.802655

you know the drill

 No.802656

absolutely gonno make some coffee and jo

 No.802657

extra cream in that coffee

 No.802658

all ive got is soymilk no cream

 No.802659

nice soymate

 No.802660

onseki activate the scot filter

 No.802661


 No.802662

Babylon USA coming July 4th to Youtube

 No.802663

hell yeah

 No.802664

people always told me be careful of what you do dont go around breaking young girls hearts

 No.802665

how young

 No.802666

six to nine

 No.802667

just installed overwatch

 No.802668

alright made some coffee gonno play some dota

 No.802669

>>802666
you need to adopt the 7-eleven range

 No.802670

>>802664
time for some mj

 No.802671

gonno listen to off the wall

 No.802672

play some hots instead

 No.802673

>>802669
good range

 No.802674

>>802667
if i buy overwatch will you teach me how to play

 No.802675


 No.802676

ive got overwatch but i havent played in like a year it pinches

 No.802677

nah die mobanorm

 No.802678

>>802675
me too

 No.802679

never played overwatch but if i did id be a genji main

 No.802680

im a hammond main

 No.802681

whos the biggest fattest character id main him

 No.802682

i only know about the characters that are in hots sorry

 No.802683


 No.802684

because im a big blob of worthless waste

 No.802685

dont stop till you get enough

 No.802686

store did 1130 today seems like a lot for a tuesday

 No.802687

>>802681
that would be roadblog

 No.802688

open your own water store and you cna make that much every day

 No.802689

>>802687
thats what i thought but i wasnt sure

 No.802690

die sushi chefblog

 No.802691

there are margins of at least 56% for everything in here
trainee girls store did 800 today

 No.802692

>>802667
stream

 No.802693

>>802691
nice number choice

 No.802694

scape boss is actually the one who sets the prices so he was telling me all about it

 No.802695

simply tell him to double the price and you will make twice as much

 No.802696

anyone else always used the disabled stall in public bathrooms

 No.802697


 No.802698

yeah its larger and has a sink to piss in

 No.802699

never seen a disabled stall with a sink

 No.802700

is cam here

 No.802701

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baste

 No.802702

just saw a mate in an aloha shirt he was staring at me was that you

 No.802703

that was me sorry

 No.802704

creep

 No.802705

raging at these fireworks norms

 No.802706

hima i need help should i get 2 16oz pot pies for 2.48 each or 1 45oz pot pie for 7.66

 No.802707

what kind of pot pie

 No.802708

wheres the new thread

 No.802709

were in it rager

 No.802710

cant wait until my dad gets home from work so we can shoot off some fireworks

 No.802711

boycotting this thread

 No.802712

doctor says ill never walk again

 No.802713

never walked in the first place

 No.802714

im incel

 No.802715

dad ate my tuna

 No.802716

i cant wait

 No.802717

cant wait for what

 No.802718

im just cel

 No.802719

to fucc myself

 No.802720


 No.802721

the pot pie is cooking

 No.802722

did you get the big one

 No.802723

no i got 2 smaller ones so i could get one beef and one chicken and have one today and the other tomorrow

 No.802724

gonno fire up the ac and coldmorph

 No.802725

gonno grab my blankie and have a warmmorph

 No.802726


 No.802728

nice bogan

 No.802729

kitty is sniffing my eye

 No.802730


 No.802731

entendido

 No.802732

baste

 No.802733

just NOTiced that in the weighted shoes scene lalas shoes dont even fit i think thats a fetish some people have where they really like seeing sexy ladies wearing high heels that dont fit

 No.802734

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fuwari...

 No.802735

its because sexy ladies often wear their The Bosss high heels around the house

 No.802736

1:01 is my favorite part

 No.802737

the part where theyre both laying down waiting for a mate to come by and sperm in their mouths

 No.802738

sigh asthma attack and cant find mmy inhaler

 No.802739

just vape

 No.802740

>>802738
drink some hot water

 No.802741

remember july 3rd last year being louder

 No.802742

flip you sagenorm

 No.802743

thinking about starting a channel where i make pcs from second hand parts like the bogan but NOT sure if its worth it

 No.802744

>>802741
die sagenorm

 No.802745

worried about the walmart mate he never gave any updates did emma snapped him

 No.802746

butt hurts

 No.802747

worry about my himamates all the time please keep yourselves safe

 No.802748

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 No.802750

just had a drip of isopropyl alcohol hoo boy thats the stuff

 No.802751

gonno clean the kitchen then its time to start drinkin

 No.802752

burnt me hand and now im cryin hard

 No.802753

checked the other store i go to and goat boss did 848 today

 No.802754

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why are skinny arms and large hands underage

 No.802755

whatever happened to trout

 No.802756

sigh kitty hasnt stopped yowling since he got put in the net

 No.802757

let him out

 No.802758

i belong in a net

 No.802759

i think this mate might be trying to appeal to special interest groups by having his daughter in so many videos lately

 No.802760

gonno cry

 No.802761

cried a lot yesterday ive got no tears left

 No.802762

no more tears to cry for im incel

 No.802763

told trainee girl that im incel she said she can help me out

 No.802764

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 No.802765

https://youtu.be/b5AkIfgioA4?t=435
how can i laugh like this

 No.802766

i have yaoi hands

 No.802767

i have yayoi hands

 No.802768

gonno have some gorgonzola on toast

 No.802769

get a beef pie

 No.802770

tummy ache need to shite

 No.802771

shat

 No.802772

gross stop

 No.802773

tmi

 No.802774

still shittin

 No.802775

feel nice and full hima think im gonno morph soon and sleep in tomorrow

 No.802776

gonno incel

 No.802777

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 No.802778

basted

 No.802779

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nice dotabirl

 No.802780

been lighting a candle each night to burn while i sleep it smells really good and it gives a lot of light

 No.802781

is that a real girl

 No.802782

stupid bitch

 No.802783

idiot

 No.802784

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 No.802785

why is the one on the right censored

 No.802786

leona west is a boy

 No.802787

gonno perform the ritual

 No.802788

https://www.pscp.tv/w/1MnGnZoLPvwGO
its almost like im part of a group of japanese schoolgirls flappering out in a room and eating ice cream

 No.802789

wish i had ice cream

 No.802790

hate ice cream

 No.802791

same

 No.802792

whats NOT to like

 No.802793

flip you mates ice cream is delicious

 No.802794

they are lactose intolerant minorities

 No.802795

idiot

 No.802796

im NOT lactose intolerant i just flipping hate ice cream

 No.802797

gonno fire up a rootbeer float now

 No.802798

cant believe turt never answered my question whats his problem

 No.802799

think i have cancer

 No.802800

i am a lactose intolerant white male

 No.802801

how white are you

 No.802802

half malaysian

 No.802803

walao

 No.802804

saw a spider flying through my room on its web so i smacked the little flipper into the wall

 No.802805

was it a vibrating daddy

 No.802806

it looked like a generic

 No.802807

imagine being described as generic give that spider some respect

 No.802808

i vibrate when im angry

 No.802809

vibrating daddies arent a thing

 No.802810

i am a generic npc

 No.802811

>>802809
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pholcidae
are commonly called daddy long-legs spider, granddaddy long-legs spider, carpenter spider, daddy long-legger, or vibrating spider

 No.802812

they are just daddy long legs

 No.802813

愛 vibrating daddies got thousands of em

 No.802814

they are vibrating spiders and daddy long legs so they are vibrating daddy spiders

 No.802815

all classes except warlocks got new spells and animations in legion and now warlocks are getting theirs in the new expansion i dont like it

 No.802816

the norms caused this pain

 No.802817

wish i was a wownorm

 No.802818

fire it up

 No.802819


 No.802820

whats stopping you

 No.802821

scape

 No.802822

might have to jerk it to kids again

 No.802823

no ones making you

 No.802824

the kids are

 No.802825

gonno become a cooper

 No.802826

>>802820
i swore my allegiance to scape many years ago

 No.802827

>>802815
its good since im gonno play a warlock

 No.802828

if i was a warlock id summon a underage succubus and flip her

 No.802829

whatchu know about that

 No.802830

i want to play it in bfa because theyre bringing back shadowbolt for affliction and making it feel how it used to but its going to pinch because there is no way its going to be as tanky as it is right now

might play paladin or priest or warrior FLIP every other class out there

 No.802831

oh and theyre bringing back drain life

 No.802832

the only classes i play are warlock warrior shaman and sometimes druid im gonno make a kul tiran druid and boost it because the forms look cool

 No.802833

the only classes i play are incel

 No.802834

if i were going to play druid i dont know if i would go zandalari or kul tiran
if i can make one of those skinny kul tirans then i would just do that but if NOT then the allure of becoming a dinosaur is too great to pass up
my zandalari troll would be named jurassicpark or dinochicken nugget or something else dumb

 No.802835

got a pack of flour sack towels you know what im using them for

 No.802836

no i dont

 No.802837

i dont even know what a flour sack towel is let alone what youd use one for

 No.802838

File: 1530683825163.jpeg (389.98 KB, 1195x1600, image (24).jpeg)

History of the Flour Sack Towel: Flour sack towels were commonly the only towels available in the home. After the flour was scooped out of the flour sack, the sack would be laundered and bleached, skillfully cut, hemmed and then put to many household uses . Flour sacks would be used in homes as kitchen towels, cleaning and polishing cloths, diapers and as underclothing.

 No.802839

why NOT just buy a regular towel

 No.802840

hes flapper

 No.802841

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 No.802842

File: 1530685133907.jpg (313.3 KB, 1600x1200, 1520974779682.jpg)

sexy ladiess

 No.802843

middle one is asking for it

 No.802844

so am i

 No.802845

you're sick

 No.802846

can i have the left one

 No.802847


 No.802848

think i might sign up for one of those big warehouse stores so i can but stuff in bulk im looking at the website now and ice cream drumsticks are up there for $7 for 16 or 96 tampons for $12

 No.802849

what do you need tampons for

 No.802850

just unleashed the camembert and chardonnay

 No.802851

>>802847
he stopped posting the day before

 No.802852

>>802850
wish i could stay up but i must morph

 No.802853

File: 1530685870363.mp3 (4.34 MB, 01 necomimi_spacenoid.mp3)


 No.802854

rest well friend

 No.802855

File: 1530686132770.flac (15.4 MB, 11 Speed 2.flac)


 No.802856

File: 1530686282486.flac (6.36 MB, 05 Maigo no Koneko.flac)


 No.802857

its a flac slam jam

 No.802858

flacnorm

 No.802859

flac is a meme

 No.802860

earlets

 No.802861

the norms push flac on people to force them to buy larger disks

 No.802862

The Bosss makin cauliflower soup

 No.802863

stairs

 No.802864

but i like cauliflower soup

 No.802865

still dont know the difference between broccoli and cauliflower

 No.802866

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she looks so happy...

 No.802867

yes she does but that image is still disgusting

 No.802868

how so it's beautiful

 No.802869

d'n

 No.802870


 No.802871

nice techmoan

 No.802872

>>802870
nice there was a kjv for it

 No.802873

ate too much sorbet

 No.802874

normbet

 No.802875

go to hell

 No.802876

The Bosss going to abort me

 No.802877

got left behind nobody posted last post

 No.802878

eatin a big bowl of cauliflower soup hb

 No.802879

do you want my cauliflower soup recipe

 No.802880

i dont see why NOT

 No.802881

goodnight hima 愛 you mates

 No.802882

have a good sleep

 No.802883

shat showered shaved spermed and now i morph

 No.802884

nigger water?

 No.802885

hi hima hows it going

 No.802886

>>802883
stay up for 14 hours please

 No.802888

sigh i hit my head hard i think im flapper now

 No.802889

welcome to the club

 No.802890

Japan: The Ideal Ethnostate?

 No.802891

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 No.802892

woke up slippery

 No.802893

File: 1530713893634.jpg (133.11 KB, 942x575, 1530711270140.jpg)

onseki in the front the rest of us standing around in the background

 No.802894

i flap therefore i am

 No.802895

stretched

 No.802896


 No.802897

nice арина

 No.802898

im incel

 No.802899

ban

 No.802900

The Boss got me some hemp oil

 No.802901

https://www.pscp.tv/w/1rmGPNjmPbgxN
that anime loving girl who was banned is back shes wearing the same thing

 No.802902

ban the sexy lady

 No.802903

ever since i hit my head ive been a lot happier i think it cured my depression

 No.802904


 No.802905

why cant i have a weeb russian sexy lady gf its NOT fair

 No.802906

its simple just go to a poor russian village find a poor russian sexy lady and buy her from her poor family

 No.802907

gonno jo

 No.802908

jerk it to kids

 No.802909

gonno jo to the one with glasses

 No.802910

NOT feeling so good after hitting my head im pretty sure i feel pressure building up

 No.802911

i should be put to death

 No.802912

i deserve a fate worse than death

 No.802913

isp technician coming

 No.802914

why

 No.802915

to upgrade my plan

 No.802916

i got an upgrade right here

 No.802917

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happy birthday america

 No.802918

whats hima doing for fourth of july

 No.802919

you know

 No.802920

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the buds must be nipped

 No.802921

the nips must be budded

 No.802922

nip me

 No.802923

im baste im baste im baste im cunnilingusdamn baste

 No.802924

sigh cranberry

 No.802925

she want flip

 No.802926

i have no soul

 No.802927

bored as hel

 No.802928

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 No.802929

watch this bro

 No.802930

watch empire of dirt instead

 No.802931

spermed to cranberry

 No.802932

you neetblog how dare you

 No.802933

im pregnant

 No.802934

himako......

 No.802935

and its NOT yours

 No.802936

>>802890
baste varg

 No.802937

flip varg

 No.802938

>>802932
she wants it

 No.802939

dont know where i should set up my computer

 No.802940

gonno fire up zone of the enders

 No.802941

i got a zone for you to fire up

 No.802942

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 No.802943

gonno snoze

 No.802944

me too

 No.802945

why wont turt answer my question

 No.802946

because usually by the time i read it was over 100 posts ago and i dont want to interrupt new conversation

 No.802947

stop mutating

 No.802948

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owned

 No.802949

just woke up hey hima hows it hangin

 No.802950

got diarrhea and had to shower again its the third shower today

 No.802951

showernorm

 No.802952


 No.802953

>>802939
in your room i guess

 No.802954

spermed by accident sorry

 No.802955

shat shaved and showered

 No.802956

NOThing like a good relaxing hot shower

 No.802957


 No.802958

finished morphing

 No.802959

just when i think linus couldnt possibly make a more obnoxious thumbnail he outdoes himself yet again

 No.802960

in the mood for some onion rings

 No.802961

n Germany, your grade for a course is entirely dependent on your final exam grade. NOThing else is graded, and if you fail that one exam you fail the whole course. But if you fail an exam and want to try again the next semester, you don't have to retake the course, you just have to retake the exam.

any germmates know if this is right

 No.802962

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 No.802963

go ask meromin

 No.802964

call me beep me if you wanna reach me

 No.802965

never understood how beepers worked

 No.802966

>>802963
he deleted my posts when i asked about bavaria so i wont try again

 No.802967

die meronorms

 No.802968

turt what do you think about bde

 No.802969

愛 how basted t owned those meronorms off of his site all those years ago

 No.802970

i dont know what that is

 No.802971

stop lying you stay on top of all the latest r9k memes

 No.802972

t is baste but he lives a bleak existence ota admin is more basted

 No.802973

hope teenmin is safe and happy today

 No.802974


 No.802975

nice otalad

 No.802976

just looked into it apparently its a positive term describing someone who is arrogant has NOThing to do with r9k

>>802972
i doubt the otamin isnt a program its impossible for a human site admin to NOT go mad with power

 No.802977

未来が眩しくて見えない learn some german an actual useful language unlike otakunese lmao

 No.802978

ive never heard about this thing before either

 No.802979

>>802974
nice 愛 a good content creator who cant even pronounce basic words correctly

 No.802980


 No.802981

if someone mentioning it on r9k makes it r9k then now that its been mentioned on hima does that make it hima

 No.802982

no because its a norm term so by default its tied to r9k

 No.802983

can we move on

 No.802984

just wanted turts opinion on it

 No.802985

hima is a normboard

 No.802986

NOThing says norm like a group of peds and neets jerking it to drawings of kids

 No.802987

the neets are instinct and statistically speaking most peds are norms

 No.802988

*extinct

 No.802989

im still a neet

 No.802990

hima peds are seperate from the mass of norm peds

 No.802991

im permaneet

 No.802992

how are himapeds any different

 No.802993

if you have to ask you will never know

 No.802994

>>802977
took three years of german in high school and havent used it since then

 No.802995

ich bin ein neetblog

 No.802996

File: 1530739533559.jpg (79.84 KB, 800x800, Dg37Ao0W0AA8f-_.jpg)


 No.802997

nice yuka

 No.802998

thanks for killing the thread

 No.802999

isp mate is finally gone

 No.803000

did he upgrade it

 No.803001

ive got something for you to upgrade right here

 No.803002

making aNOTher cake

 No.803003

ya got 70 mbps down and 10 up now

 No.803004

stream

 No.803005

cool intro hehe

 No.803006

and the dead lay in pools of maroon below

 No.803007

maybe ill stream on the weekend

 No.803008

should i stream an evening walk along the canals in a few hours

 No.803009

ya

 No.803010

is it ok to like spanish girls

 No.803011

booted up the jazz fusion gonno make tacos

 No.803012

watch this

 No.803013

The Boss cooked pine nuts

 No.803014

turt have you seen saiki kusuo

 No.803015

turt are you seeing this

 No.803016

he got offended by the bde posts and left for the day

 No.803017

die r9k

 No.803018

>>803012
i dont understand japanese

 No.803019

should i make burgs or bacon sandwiches

 No.803020

what about bacon burgs

 No.803021

im NOT cooking both thats too much effort

 No.803022

cook the bacon and then cook the burgs in the bacon fat and then throw the bacon away or give it to the dog/sis/The Boss

 No.803023

just put the bacon in the burg

 No.803024

thats pretty extravagant

 No.803025

okay theres two options bacon sandwiches or burgs pick one and NOT a combination of the two please

 No.803026

whats wrong with bacon in burgs

 No.803027

never had a bacon sandwich

 No.803028

>>803026
NOThings wrong with it i just dont want to cook both bacon and burgs

 No.803029

if you put the bacon in the burgs then you only have to cook one

 No.803030

that would be a bacon sandwich

 No.803031

do NOT do that beef needs to cook to 295f and bacon needs to cook to 225f AND it wont get crispy inside the burg

 No.803032

File: 1530747620679.png (1.81 MB, 1200x1600, __tiffy_original_drawn_by_fast_runner_2024__80….png)


 No.803033

just make some pasta instead

 No.803034

flip it im just gonno make burgs

 No.803035

going to have waffles for dinner

 No.803036

https://store.steampowered.com/app/550340/Umineko_Golden_Fantasia/

please buy this sushi bar and play with me thankyou

 No.803037

just bought dmc 1-4

 No.803038

cake is finally done gonno eat it all and then start doing something

 No.803039

watching this while i eat

 No.803040


 No.803041

hope you get the remake with boost you dante afterward

 No.803042

>>803036
i cant afford it sorry

 No.803043

sigh ok can you afford arcana heart 3 愛 maxx or melty blood

 No.803044

sion told me to stop playing melty

 No.803045

i only have $2.35 in my bank account is that enough

 No.803046

>>803005
this is the closest ill get to old wow pvp videos

 No.803047

what about runescape pvp videos

 No.803048

burg time

 No.803049

runescape videos dont have emotional music and good direction

 No.803050


 No.803051

>>803044
invite sion and zunbar to hima

 No.803052

File: 1530748965621-0.jpg (411.62 KB, 1280x1808, 19.jpg)

File: 1530748965621-1.jpg (387.21 KB, 1119x1600, arcanajuice3_007.jpg)

File: 1530748965622-2.jpg (286.06 KB, 1114x1600, arcanajuice2_026.jpg)

愛 arcana heart

 No.803053

>>803050
hell yeah

 No.803054

main dorothy

 No.803055

the cake is gone that was good as always

 No.803056

>>803036
if you cant play as hideyoshi then whats even the point im NOT paying for this

 No.803057


 No.803058

flip sco

 No.803059

who cares about this norm wheres my boy asmongold

 No.803060

crying

 No.803061

wownorm

 No.803062

>>803060
this will cheer you up

 No.803063

i think ill set up my computer in the living room so i can set up a face cam easier for streaming

 No.803064

gonno poop

 No.803065

hopping malls and large supermarkets in Japan also have people to bag your umbrella if it's raining or snowing outside before entering so you don't have a wet umbrella to be careful of and they don't have as much water on their floors

this true mates

 No.803066

idiot

 No.803067

where do you live that doesnt have umbrella holders or bags

 No.803068

>>803062
hate asmoshit

 No.803069

hes baste

 No.803070

File: 1530751974614.jpg (99.42 KB, 1007x466, image.jpg)


 No.803071


 No.803072

The Boss told me to come out and say hi to family

 No.803073


 No.803074

>>803070
ban this norm pie eating contestant NOW
>>803071
ban this reflapper too if you want to talk to turt go to discord with the other teens

 No.803075

>>803071
gehraz found a girl from r9k on omegle and after 4 years of correspondence and effort including a 8 hour drive to be stood up he did finally manage to get a pity flip

 No.803076


 No.803077

i deserve a pity boost

 No.803078

feel bad for that girl

 No.803079

trainee girl said she would give me a pity boost

 No.803080

onseki gives the girls at work pity boosts

 No.803081

File: 1530753273834.jpg (5.75 KB, 96x96, photo.jpg)


 No.803082

wonder if sexy ladies give pity boosts too

 No.803083

gonno jerk it to cranberry again

 No.803084

dont think there are any women apart from The Boss that even remember i exist

 No.803085

>>803083
dont jo to my gf

 No.803086


 No.803087

5 PCs for 5 UNDERPRIVILEGED Kids - Part 1 - The Builds

crying again

 No.803088

>>803085
if she didnt want men to jo to her why would she make a new account after being banned and then wear the exact same thing and slide one side of her shirt over her shoulder to show millions of men her naked shoulder

 No.803089

brother is coming over to watch a movie hes bringin the brewskis

 No.803090

if im NOT sitting straight back on the toilet my penis dips into the water

 No.803091


 No.803092

>>803088
shes innocent and naive you wouldnt understand

 No.803093

im the fletchblog

 No.803094

nice fletchblog

 No.803095

need to shite

 No.803096

me too but The Bosss doing yoga in the lounge room

 No.803097

baste The Boss

 No.803098


 No.803099

>>803093
impersonator

 No.803100

gonno pop a cold one with the boys

 No.803101


 No.803102

neighbor set of dinky fireworks and The Boss called the cops on them

 No.803103

nice The Boss owned those norms

 No.803104

fireworks are legal here

 No.803105

fireworks are an affront to cunnilingus

 No.803106

when The Bosss away the neets come out to play

 No.803107

File: 1530756687280.png (703.47 KB, 953x1408, 66459ba30ec8117ed126d1276db7118b.png)


 No.803108

what should my scope name be

 No.803109

File: 1530757021683.jpg (120.96 KB, 1920x818, The.Thin.Red.Line.1998.1080p.BluRay.DTS.x264-H….jpg)


 No.803110

slsnapper

 No.803111

first name: chris
last name: bacon
middle initial: p

 No.803112

tired of all this booming

 No.803113

File: 1530758074570.png (559.34 KB, 616x1149, 1490225976366.png)


 No.803114

dog is flappering out because of the fireworks

 No.803115

going to revert to zygote form and try again

 No.803116

never seen fireworks whats it like

 No.803117

File: 1530758447053.jpg (108.72 KB, 1000x878, 1526233841513.jpg)


 No.803118

when should i stream

 No.803119

im neet

 No.803120

booted up 2 more tacos

 No.803121

big sigh

 No.803122


 No.803123

whoops i read that as what should i stream nevermind

 No.803124

idiot

 No.803125

File: 1530760173444.jpg (94.62 KB, 708x1000, IMG_20171211_153713.jpg)


 No.803126

whats he gonno do

 No.803127

break the lightbulb in her kitty

 No.803128

time for my annual eureka seven rewatching

 No.803129

got the cute popura banner

 No.803130

watch darling in the franxx instead its basically eureka seven but from the point of view of dominic and the pink haired girl

 No.803131

you mean anemone

 No.803132

hi...

 No.803133

hey

 No.803134

https://www.periscope.tv/w/1RDxlWDQbnEJL
dont know how to link as im streaming so i think this is a link to my account im starting the evening walk stream now

 No.803135

i dont come to hima often but i just wanted to wish you all a happy fourth of july friends i hope you all eat lots of delicious foods

 No.803136

flip you amerinorm

 No.803137


 No.803138

>>803136
i hope you eat lots of delicious foods and get fatte anyway

 No.803139

its a lot darker than i thought maybe i should just try tomorrow

 No.803140

guess ill go home for the night

 No.803141

hella loud mates i had a 60 degree open viewing angle and i saw at least 8 nice firework displays on top of thunder and lightning racing across the sky it was non stop light show epic as boost

 No.803142

any naked sexy lady streams?

 No.803143

just had a deep fart

 No.803144

cranberry sent me a private stream

 No.803145

does anyone want to play battlefield with me on jp servers

 No.803146

>>803135
post some cool new art my mate

 No.803147

battlefield pinches

 No.803148

when is the hima yoga meeting

 No.803149

messed around with the gopro it was actually a pain to get the telemetry working i eventually had to find an old copy of dashware to use
i forgot to change the speedometer gauge to go higher than 50mph and the g meter isnt real its basted off of your speed/radius of curve so its inaccurate

i couldnt get it to work right at all on the cbr my phone couldnt get good enough satellite reception from my jacket

 No.803150

>>803149
cool first two videos

 No.803151

i dont think turt has bde

 No.803152

turt has a bad case of babydick and acts like it too

 No.803153

i think one weeknight ill tape my phone to the gas tank of the cbr and do a top speed run like i did in the 944 probably wont bother wearing any gear because at that speed no amount of protection is going to do you much good

>>803151
i dont have anything norms want

 No.803154

>>803149
this looks realer than real

 No.803155

back from my evening walk a group of sexy ladies passed me from behind on the canal path and one of them was looking back at me as she passed
im sweaty as heck im going to shower and get a drink

 No.803156

she thought you were gross

 No.803157

she sensed bde

 No.803158

just realized bipedalism is a proper argument against vegnorms

 No.803159

>>803156
dont know why but i think i would like that more than if she thought the opposite
maybe because in everyday life rarely are people openly rude or act grossed out
for example i really liked how that br teengirl from younow a few years ago constantly called me an idiot and said she hated me and would most of the time just ignore me

 No.803160

blue cheese has MOLD in it

 No.803161

cheese is mold idiot

 No.803162

wrong its the coagulated milkfat solids its essentially partially digested milk which is why they use enzymes from the stomachs of calves to make cheese

 No.803163

ew

 No.803164

its also why when youre making cheese it looks very very similar to infant vomit

 No.803165

>>803160
thats what makes it good

 No.803166

they call me the moldblog

 No.803167

wish i could go for a ride with turt

 No.803168

wish turt would ride me

 No.803169

just doused my steak in a1 hooooooo boy

 No.803170

im reflappered

 No.803171

steaks should NOT be doused with anything

 No.803172

File: 1530768313738.jpg (632.93 KB, 1136x640, 1520908325476.jpg)

chicken nugget

 No.803173

File: 1530768712657.png (3.65 MB, 1426x2048, 11.png)

chicken nugget

 No.803174

cranberry...

 No.803175

you know how sometimes people say their grandfathers died in wars or in a shootout or somehow had their life ended prematurely

how did they have sons if they died before becoming old

 No.803176

glad to meet a fellow reflapper

 No.803177

teenage pregnancy

 No.803178

gonno groan

 No.803179

NOT sure how i feel about this

 No.803180

im a bored jaypee boy

 No.803181

should i jo

 No.803182

no

 No.803183

that was fast thanks

 No.803184

drank 3 blogweisers but im still bored

 No.803185

simply make a jo sandwich for sis

 No.803186


 No.803187

ano... dare deshitaka

 No.803188

how will turt ever recover from this loss

 No.803189

should i watch babylon usa

 No.803190

watch babylon five

 No.803191

brothers still here gonno see if i can convince The Boss to buy me wine soon

 No.803192

mission successful its wine time hima

 No.803193

hope your liver fails drunkard

 No.803194

big sigh

 No.803195

>>803193
thats an awful thing to say to someone

 No.803196

you deserve it wino

 No.803197

im gonno learn to NOT rage

 No.803198

gonno morph

 No.803199

watch this first

 No.803200

im all out of hotsauce you know what that means hima it means tomorrow is the day where i get to make more hotsauce

 No.803201

had to look up how to turn fractions into decimals im truflapper

 No.803202

dont understand people who 'dont get math'

 No.803203

dont turn fractions into decimals

 No.803204

im 56/100

 No.803205

>>803186
i bet the creeps caused this

 No.803206

hi hima woek up hows it goinggg

 No.803207

hey NOT bad drinking up a storm

 No.803208

ynaj

 No.803209

ate a big bunch of olives hehe

 No.803210

>>803208
i couldnt get one even if i wanted to

 No.803211

my total level is now 2200

 No.803212

w00t gratz @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@

 No.803213


 No.803214

i was once the most powerful neet on the planet

 No.803215

same

 No.803216

nice theyre adding a 2200 world

 No.803217

no they arent

 No.803218

pretty drunk gonno morph now night hima

 No.803219

sleep well and stop drinking on weekdays

 No.803220

its okay im quitting tomorrow anyway

 No.803221

sigh dont lie to me

 No.803222

i never tell a lie

 No.803223

just forget it

 No.803224

im NOT falling for any tricks anymore i see the truth and ill end this on my own terms

 No.803225

its time to nip it all in the bud

 No.803226

nip me

 No.803227

big sigh wish i could shoot meself in the head

 No.803228

time to prepare the exit bag

 No.803229

my goal is to life for as long as possible

 No.803230

quality over quantity its best to die early as a chad like zyzz than to live for 100 years as a shriveled up incel

 No.803231

im NOT incel

 No.803232

its hard being a reflapper

 No.803233

yeah its flippin hard as hell

 No.803234

sigh

 No.803235

File: 1530800599076.png (30.04 KB, 491x102, c8715428e0d5678b0da1a7c1aa66fc7c.png)

wow

 No.803236

that part near the end of the trigun anime where wolfwood talks about how he wishes he could have lived an easier life i empathize with that scene

 No.803237

cunnilingusd boostINg damnit

 No.803238

>>803230
you didnt even know zyzz

 No.803239

die runeheal

 No.803240

i knew him and herkz did i ever tell you that

 No.803241

>>803238
im chestbrah

 No.803242

what the fuck is chestbrah

 No.803243

cant believe that im literally a boosting reflapper

 No.803244

shut upppp

 No.803245


 No.803246

just murder me

 No.803247

gonno sleep for real now hima hopefully a solution will come during my sleep

 No.803248

rest well

 No.803249

nice buritan nice fish

 No.803250

are her front teeth concaved or pointed

 No.803251

yep

 No.803252

favorite miku song is news39

 No.803253

im incel

 No.803254

in tears cause of the norms

 No.803255

in tears cause of the...

 No.803256

the water store is open for business

 No.803257

the norms have to die

 No.803258

i have to die

 No.803259

saw too many mirrors at the glasses store now i feel sick

 No.803260

The Boss got me a new inhaler gonno puff

 No.803261

oh flip hima boss wants me to fly to headquarters in two weeks and stay 10 days there in a hotel i might just kill meself this time

 No.803262

got a big breakfast dont know why i never had one before

 No.803263

>>803261
please do

 No.803264

the norms...

 No.803265

been mutating breakfast for the past months

 No.803266


 No.803267

breakfast is the most important meal of the day

 No.803268

hate when they send people to the hq i dont like having to stand up over and over to shake hands with people i dont care about

 No.803269

sweating breathing hard cause of the pain the norms inflict on my mind

 No.803270

they dont want to shake hands with you either dont worry

 No.803271

File: 1530812315831.png (491.47 KB, 500x783, SI41MaE.png)


 No.803272

thought that was shoenice

 No.803273

going to name my youtube channel niceshoe

 No.803274

going in for aNOTher crack at kali

 No.803275


 No.803276

hate when you eat and it makes you hungrier than before you bothered

 No.803277

>>803274
read the manual

 No.803278

nice extra big paycheck from the water store today

 No.803279

wish i could take it easy all day at the water store

 No.803280

i now weigh 190 pounds

 No.803281

gz

 No.803282

i weigh 129 pounds

 No.803283

nice gril

 No.803284

never eat shredded wheat

 No.803285

saw a black mate in a tesla now thats a rare sight

 No.803286

hes a baste black man

 No.803287

finished morphing

 No.803288

gonno morph

 No.803289

miss being a neet and morphing whenever i wanted

 No.803290

>>803281
thanks just had a big bowl of pasta to celebrate

 No.803291

fool

 No.803292

File: 1530826182540.jpg (1.35 MB, 1125x1500, 93f50d6e4f06e4737206abcdc7df94d9.jpg)

phew

 No.803293

vile

 No.803294

gonno vom

 No.803295


 No.803296

sneak disser thats that shit i dont like

 No.803297

the boss of scape boss is here with me again and said that trainee girl is mad that i sell more than she does

 No.803298

they rented me a flat and bought my tickets guess im really going now hima save me

 No.803299

>>803297
youre lying

 No.803300

what is it for even

 No.803301

im NOT lying he went to get lunch hes trying to find people who arent part of the residential water system so he can market to them

 No.803302

i kind of hope her first impression of me is of a loser and that she really cant believe i do more than she does but its probably just her being competitive because we are both new hires

 No.803303

her first impression is 'uh oh total creep alert'

 No.803304

wish i was part of the water cabal

 No.803305

my coin level is now 10m

 No.803306

>>803303
i hope so but somehow i think NOT just because of how she acts around me

 No.803307

>>803305
know a mate that now has a coin level of 0

 No.803308


 No.803309

just woke up sigh

 No.803310

spilled water im flapper

 No.803311

thats coming out of your paycheck

 No.803312

im NOT waterstoremate

 No.803313

>>803295
holy flipping boost by why warner mates

 No.803314

jojo is for teens

 No.803315

im teen

 No.803316

mutated

 No.803317

depressing to see a hags old sexy lady photos and think about what my lgf will become

 No.803318

my lgf doesnt age

 No.803319

had a dream about buying dip hehe

 No.803320

had a dream onsekis name was tyler

 No.803321

my name is skyler

 No.803322


 No.803323

the boss of scape boss is finally gone

 No.803324

>>803313
why is jojo so cool

 No.803325

a snitch ngga thts tht sht i dnt lk

 No.803326

gonno get aNOTher aloha shirt today

 No.803327

goat boss has a pack of red pills on the counter here

 No.803328

when lucifer was handing out redpills i should have never taken a second dose

 No.803329

ha ha oh ok

 No.803330

The Boss is raging hard gotta put the headphones on

 No.803331

File: 1530834760234.jpg (257.54 KB, 924x594, pill.jpg)


 No.803332

feelin a jo gonno resist

 No.803333

jerked it to cranberry earlier and spermed to my neck

 No.803334

got aNOTher chicken bowl nice rie wasnt in this time it was some teenbro

 No.803335

made two tuna melts heck yea

 No.803336

die tuna melter

 No.803337

i must sperm

 No.803338

tuna is gross

 No.803339

kitty doesnt agree

 No.803340

bored without a chicken nugget

 No.803341

crying hard

 No.803342

need to piss but have no jug

 No.803343

>>803333
die you neetblog

 No.803344

gonno start putting 1000 into leveraged etfs every month

 No.803345

how do i kill a centipede on the ceiling

 No.803346

File: 1530839027402.jpg (437.66 KB, 1544x2000, DhRJo49UcAAU5IC.jpg)


 No.803347

use something to flick it off of the ceiling and then squish it

 No.803348

>>803341
stop crying

 No.803349

would a girl like cranberry be interested in seeing a mate sperming

 No.803350

no

 No.803351

File: 1530839095389.jpg (137.61 KB, 1280x720, 1530737223922.jpg)


 No.803352

did that mate read a sad manga again

 No.803353

dont know how to cry

 No.803354

>>803349
all girls her age 愛 watching sperm shooting out of a fully erect penis inches in front of their faces

 No.803355

>>803351
chicken nugget

 No.803356

ombmj

 No.803357

sushi bar keeps crashing sigh

 No.803358

gonno watch one piece

 No.803359

the only aloha shirt here is this one it has bird of paradise s
flowers on it and its reverse print

should i get it

 No.803360

File: 1530841719192.jpg (132.51 KB, 500x500, 7dd357_1d2a8c1b25384509ad463094ecbf1e15_mv2.jpg)

forgot the picture

 No.803361

File: 1530841874829.jpg (85 KB, 759x1092, 1402543721146.jpg)


 No.803362

stop buying aloha shirts you have enough

 No.803363

i need more i might even buy two today

 No.803364

File: 1530842223511.png (513.19 KB, 1280x720, [HorribleSubs] Isekai Maou to Shoukan Shoujo n….png)

sexnorms get out of my video sushi bars

 No.803365

stop wasting money like that when youre on your own when winter comes and you got NOThing but aloha shirts what are you going to do just spend your whole paycheck all over again on warm clothing

 No.803366

its only $10.99

 No.803367

File: 1530842611426.png (63.33 KB, 625x575, e6w.png)

sigh wish we wouldnt get lumped in with sodomites

 No.803368

>>803366
hope youre maxing your 401k and investing some on the side or else you will never go back to being a neet dont you get it

 No.803369

is it ok if i invest in sexy ladies

 No.803370

they will have bad return in 10 years i guarantee it

 No.803371

401k is dumb

 No.803372

dont even know what a 401k is

 No.803373

time to crack open the wine

 No.803374

so what about the latest Varg video
is he still one of us

 No.803375

die otanorm

 No.803376

File: 1530845083707.jpg (40.3 KB, 500x500, 137501d1366385565-egg-beaters-eggs.jpg)

sigh went to make scrambled eggs but there was only one egg left so i had to pour some of this in to make up for it

 No.803377

idiot

 No.803378

NOT from ota

 No.803379

you should only eat the egg whites anyway

 No.803380

>>803376
baste walbro

 No.803381


 No.803382

the yolk is the best part

 No.803383

its bad for you

 No.803384

the yolk clogs your arteries

 No.803385

my arteries flow like the nile

 No.803386

that doesnt sound like a good thing

 No.803387

think im just gonno fish minnows for 300 hours to get my gp back

 No.803388

its inefficient youre already 99 fishing

 No.803389

i dont have the motivation to do anything that isnt afk

 No.803390

craving dog

 No.803391

is it normal that with each new aloha shirt i get i feel like its my new favorite

 No.803392

simply take a break for a couple of days

 No.803393

>>803391
ya of course

 No.803394

just preordered 2nd runner M∀RS

 No.803395

why are lunas boobs so well textured compared to everything else

 No.803396

thats the part youll be focusing on the most so it makes sense to spend the most time on them

 No.803397

>>803392
no thats a waste of bond money

 No.803398

wish to feast on a dog so juicy sweat

 No.803399

you mean sweet

 No.803400

my dads eaten dog meat he said its okay

 No.803401

yeah sweet

 No.803402

File: 1530849499964.jpg (177.21 KB, 1920x1080, mpv-shot0002.jpg)

anyone know where i can find this aloha coat

 No.803403

every since i was young The Boss has told me she desires to dress me like chairman kaga from iron chef so all my clothes are like that

 No.803404

gonno start biting into bell peppers

 No.803405

you wont regret it

 No.803406

blended some genmaicha for tomorrow and im hot brewing it 4.5tbs sencha to 3tbs genmai

 No.803407

gonno watch the addams family

 No.803408

ive got something brewing for you right here in my loins

 No.803409

too bad the ww3 arc wouldnt be done until 2022 at the rate theyre doing things after that the series jumps the shark and becomes too dumb to pay attention to anyway

 No.803410

who cares

 No.803411

anime people

 No.803412

read the lns instead

 No.803413

reading is for incels

 No.803414

im readcel

 No.803415

sigh got a pinched nerve

 No.803416

index hell yeah read the first few lns NOT bad

 No.803417

>>803415
ive got something for you to pinch right here

 No.803418

what is it

 No.803419

take a guess

 No.803420

i give up whats the answer

 No.803421

super futuristic technologically advanced city and the best he could come up with was windmills gets me every time

 No.803422

close your eyes open your mouth and youll find out

 No.803423

steven universe had new episodes this week ruby & sapphire are getting gay married

 No.803424

why is cunnilingus allowing the sodomites to prosper

 No.803425

>>803409
need to rewatch season 1 and watch season 2

 No.803426

okay hima im about to make some hotsauce and then im gonno make either bacon sandwiches or burgs and NOT a combination of the two which one should i make this is NOT a drill

 No.803427

>>803424
theres no cunnilingus here on me the neetblog

 No.803428

tell me a secret

 No.803429

>>803426
if you want a short answer make the burgs if you want a long answer make the bacon

 No.803430


 No.803431

i see that town

 No.803432

wow did onseki really ban that mate for being incel i guess even hima isnt safe from the norms

 No.803433

thinking about trainee girl telling the boss of scape boss that shes mad i do more sales than she does

 No.803434

wish there were more shotacon girls

 No.803435

>>803429
exp[lain the answers please

 No.803436

>>803433
the only way to flip her is to have a higher total level than scape boss i will be your guide

 No.803437

>>803434
one of the girls in the bookstore was talking about how she only reads manga and "fanfic" and i instantly imagined her joing to fanfiction about luffy flipping tony chopper

 No.803438

>>803433
slam jam

 No.803439

>>803436
scape boss doesnt get bonuses for selling stuff its only for normal employees and store managers and hes a general manager
im only $20 behind goat boss

 No.803440

no i meant your runescape total level

 No.803441

i still have NOT started scaping sigh

 No.803442

its never too late

 No.803443

>>803435
make the burgs if you want something to fill you up now but make the bacon and save the fat and the leftover bacon so you can use it later for your burgs

 No.803444

the burgs and the bacon used would be of equal weight and the other ingredients would also be equal so one would NOT be more filling than the other

 No.803445

wouldnt the burgs be more filling because they have buns

 No.803446

i will be using buns for the bacon sandwiches

 No.803447

chilli dick oh no

 No.803448

>>803432
he banned him for being an otanorm

 No.803449

File: 1530854905202.png (61.86 KB, 976x1526, 1530850140017.png)

we have an alliance with the otamin

 No.803450

how could you tell that mate was incel is it because he was insufferable

 No.803451

dont start cave diving posting again ill get scared

 No.803452

got 20 (you)s for one post i still got it

 No.803453

link it

 No.803454


 No.803455

nice

 No.803456

how many times do you need to cave dive until youre considered the worlds leading cave diver

 No.803457

until you die

 No.803458


 No.803459

File: 1530855213356.jpg (86.85 KB, 968x681, 1530850859664.jpg)

theyre really in there

 No.803460

no...

 No.803461

lets have a hima cave trip

 No.803462

bangkok hehe

 No.803463

cant believe theres a cave rescue council how often do people get trapped in caves that they needed to form a council

 No.803464

File: 1530855810074.jpg (156.46 KB, 720x960, 1467586580284.jpg)


 No.803465

>>803430
baste otalad

 No.803466


 No.803467

feeling anxious

 No.803468

do some deep breathing exercises

 No.803469

whatever happened to himastreamer

 No.803470

hes now known as sekimin

 No.803471

>>803466
why would anyone do this

 No.803472

why NOT

 No.803473

did i ever tell you mates about delta p

 No.803474

pretty sure you told me about it during the cane last year

 No.803475

yeah did i ever tell you mates about why popcorn does NOT get soggy when popcorn butter is added but does get soggy when normal melted butter is used

 No.803476

did you mates ever hear about the mud flood hypothesis

 No.803477

allow me to let you mates know a little secret ive never told anybody about before i used to friends with zyzz and herkz

 No.803478

used to be friends with herkz and zyzz herks has always been insufferable and zyzz was a nice mate before he started going to thailand to flip children

 No.803479

gonno flip a coin heads its burgs tails its bacon sandwiches

 No.803480

having a hard time imagining bacon sandwiches is the bacon back bacon or belly bacon

 No.803481

still dont know the difference between a burg and a sandwich

 No.803482

bacon sandwiches it is havent flipped a coin in years hehe

 No.803483

>>803471
youre coming with us whether you like it or NOT

 No.803484

post the classic cave one

 No.803485

always thought that it would be incredibly fun to swim in a part of the ocean with crystal clear water no deeper than 15-20 feet unfortunately those areas are exceedingly rare

 No.803486

>>803485
ive got a good friend named nick who shares the same dream NOT sure if ive ever posted about him on hima

 No.803487

glad that i share a dream with uli

 No.803488

did i ever tell you mates that when you crack an egg youre supposed to tap it against a flat surface and NOT the edge or a bowl or anything like that

 No.803489

why

 No.803490

File: 1530857705706-0.jpg (51.71 KB, 768x1024, 1434176261526.jpg)

File: 1530857705706-1.jpg (200.4 KB, 1200x712, 1417311718682.jpg)


 No.803491

its a safety thing its so the outside of the shell doesnt get pushed inward and come in contact with the part that you eat

 No.803492

fool

 No.803493

cant believe The Boss let them cut off part of my penis and inject me with autism when i was too young to protect myself

 No.803494

you should get an aloha shirt

 No.803495

i dont invest in fads

 No.803496

your bde will never increase with that attitude

 No.803497

still holding in my shit sigh

 No.803498

stop doing that its how the sexy lady in the first exorcist movie died

 No.803499

stream it

 No.803500

sorry i meant the poltergeist NOT the exorcist

 No.803501

>>803485
did that in croatia was a blast

 No.803502

File: 1530858217503.jpg (70.06 KB, 1024x759, 656e10dce7f9c7a98c0b5676e461e618.jpg)


 No.803503

go to hell croat

 No.803504

nice croatia

 No.803505

gonno do something drastic if i refresh and see aNOTher flipping smut banner

 No.803506

only 2 days until tanabata

 No.803507

whats tanabata

 No.803508

bacon sandwiches were absolutely the right choice thanks hima theyre fantastic

 No.803509

File: 1530858515872.jpg (872.72 KB, 1564x1024, 6d9dbe66340a0c840bd9f0f03131c345.jpg)


 No.803510

tanabata is when kyon went back in time to flip haruhi when she was 9 years old and kickstart her interest in dicks and penises

 No.803511

my imam said eating bacon is haram

 No.803512


 No.803513

wish i could break into a school with a sexy lady and use a field marker to write in an alien language on a hot summer night

 No.803514

>>803510
boy i dont understand a word you just said

 No.803515

>>803512
i cant understand this shit theyre NOT speaking english

 No.803516

>>803514
you know

 No.803517

wish i could kiss kyon no imouto every day

 No.803518

still get goosebumps when i watch the haruhi series especially when its one of the nagato parts

 No.803519

never understood haruhi think i watched it in the wrong order

 No.803520

File: 1530858920419-0.jpg (110.79 KB, 669x751, kumamon rides a horse.jpg)

File: 1530858920419-1.jpg (35.18 KB, 338x345, kumamon rides another horse.jpg)


 No.803521

they call me the kumablog

 No.803522

>>803519
the original airing order was out of chronological order you should try it again but in the proper order

 No.803523

dont listen to that mate hes reflappered

 No.803524

feeling sad again

 No.803525

and no i cant find the unedited version

 No.803526

>>803524
started crying and the wound was salted with the editing flip you

 No.803527

hold me baby odorouyo sunday

 No.803528

owned

 No.803529

there is no unedited one

 No.803530

haruhi is the most overrated anime ever made im glad the hype has finally waned

 No.803531

idiot its good

 No.803532

madoka is the most overrated anime

 No.803533

always thought darker than black was the most overrated

 No.803534

actually started crying at 2:34

 No.803535

no one talks about darker than black anymore it cant be that overrated

 No.803536

File: 1530859348436.webm (439.34 KB, 640x360, 1530854278917.webm)

going to learn how to speak sexnorm

 No.803537

just activated the megamix

 No.803538

cant find the scene where kyon is stranded in the past and asks nagato for help and shes waiting in her apartment wearing the same clothes and says that she will be waiting for a couple more years until the start of the main timeline events

 No.803539

wouldnt mind having either version of a yuki gf

 No.803540

how long are candles supposed to last ive gone through two 17oz candles in the past week

 No.803541

candlenorm

 No.803542

hes an occultnorm

 No.803543

its plumeria scented it reminds me of my home on the ala wai canal

 No.803544

where the flip did all these posts come from

 No.803545

what posts

 No.803546

The Boss confiscated my best athame

 No.803547

i remember when this unusual crab showed up one day it made headlines for weeks

 No.803548

that is one unusual crab

 No.803549

gonno invest in death runes

 No.803550

i used to be rank 23 in defense sigh

 No.803551

i used to be a ghost

 No.803552

eidh i liked anime

 No.803553

bored as hell gonno morph

 No.803554

wish i was a cool drug lord or a serial killer

 No.803555

its NOT that great

 No.803556

i could easily be the greatest serial killer of all time if i felt like it

 No.803557

>>803555
imagine putting your g愛s on and twiddling your knife while listening to noir guitar tracks

 No.803558

just solved kryptos

 No.803559


 No.803560

can you use a scythe

 No.803561

>>803557
愛 ateji

 No.803562


 No.803563

愛 this song

 No.803564

im dunkelheit

 No.803565

drank a few glasses of wine with The Boss and then she said i could pour myself a g and t so i took the liberty of making it a triple thanks The Boss

 No.803566

i talked to barzini

 No.803567

had a few glasses of wine with The Boss and one thing let to aNOTher

 No.803568

what did it lead to in the end

 No.803569

watching some iron chef

 No.803570

gonno race mix

 No.803571

have fun

 No.803572

you could make your own pnig doing that

 No.803573

told The Boss i wanted a 12 year old gf

 No.803574

howd she take it

 No.803575

NOT good

 No.803576

need to convince a misanthropic chink to mate with me and birth a son that would surely be the deadliest incel to ever walk the earth

 No.803577

The Boss and i never had the talk

 No.803578

gonno sleep now i 愛 you mates

 No.803579

The Boss gave me the talk when i was 30

 No.803580

was it about getting a job

 No.803581

>>803577
what a coincidence listening to a anderson serm and hes talking about the importance of the talk

 No.803582

post that serm

 No.803583


 No.803584

just spotted a korean lady on the 2nd row at fwbc

 No.803585


 No.803586

sigh i was doing wildy slayer and got smited for my slayer helm i

 No.803587

how

 No.803588

whenever i listen to the song a day in the life i always sing the lyrics as made my way upstairs and had a stroke instead of had a smoke

 No.803589

/a/ mod banned me from all boards for a day

 No.803590

im incel

 No.803591

die incel

 No.803592

im volincel

 No.803593

sigh you flappers posted way too much since last night

 No.803594

i had a dream about nagato

 No.803595


 No.803596

File: 1530896036616.png (1.74 MB, 1920x1072, [HorribleSubs] Island - 01 [1080p] 00:01:39.09….png)

hehe this show is off to a great start

 No.803597

noice

 No.803598

die noice

 No.803599

watch this

 No.803600

File: 1530897238639.jpg (41.04 KB, 750x1334, DhS-Sr3XcAAE6Jz.jpg)


 No.803601

kitty is morphing on me lap

 No.803602

File: 1530900081546.jpg (382.32 KB, 690x958, 42321b59967b3d9ae0303e9c5a24e74d.jpg)

what sort of emotion does this expression convey

 No.803603

disgust

 No.803604

perfect

time to jo

 No.803605

djn

 No.803606

misty...

 No.803607

i will die joing

 No.803608

huh didnt know about over provisioning

 No.803609

nice ec

 No.803610

File: 1530901326207.jpg (344.98 KB, 630x905, f452d69b8b4662b4625b4e0b08d9bba8.jpg)

what about this expression

 No.803611

vile

 No.803612

the boss of scape boss is here and hes interviewing some black mate i desperately hope hes NOT the mate who will be working under me i would much rather have trainee girl

 No.803613

invite him to hima

 No.803614

racist

 No.803615

no flip this mate i would much rather invite scape boss or trainee girl to hima
scape boss would actually fit right in and trainee girl would only visit hima because to her it would be her only window into an unknown subculture that fills her with disgust

 No.803616

File: 1530904914847.jpg (465.11 KB, 960x805, 6bb0a2881cda6b4e80cad666cd6b6c72.jpg)


 No.803617

HOT TOWN SUMMER IN THE CITY

 No.803618

>>803612
how are you going to do a brotha like that

 No.803619

scapin and bossin

 No.803620

>>803618
scape boss is interviewing others at the slow store today i would much rather get a nice teengirl to work under me

 No.803621

they can probably tell and thats exactly why theyre trying to keep the girls out of your creeping zone

 No.803622

we should start our own water store in the middle of a desert

 No.803623

i dont think i come off as a creep i think people like me becuase they ask my name and ask where im at when im NOT here
big boss came in and asked me what i thought of him all i said is that i didnt even get to talk to him then he went to look out the window to see if he was still out there but he wasnt

 No.803624

woke up hows it hangin hima

 No.803625

sorry for water store posting so early in your day

 No.803626

youre lucky because if he came back in to be introduced to you he would have surely done a weird handshake high five thing and youd have to figure it out

 No.803627

hate black people thank cunnilingus the cops are killing them off

 No.803628

i only do normal white person handshakes

 No.803629

black people are baste

 No.803630

acab brother

 No.803631

basted flipping niggers

 No.803632

hima is toxic

 No.803633

ate chinese

 No.803634

>>803599
didnt know that aglio e olio is the hardest pasta to make

 No.803635

eatin some vanilla oreos

 No.803636

>>803599
least to most norwooded

 No.803637

my apartment is right by a really good two layer lasagna store i might pick one up on monday

 No.803638

>>803635
those are the worst

 No.803639

post just

 No.803640

never had a two layer lasagna whats it like

 No.803641

wish i had an android phone to scape

 No.803642

morphed

 No.803643

>>803641
its NOT that great

 No.803644

File: 1530910970163.jpg (105.65 KB, 1000x562, o (2).jpg)


 No.803645

he boss of scape boss kept calling scape boss with computer problems and eventually scape boss told him to just ask me instead

 No.803646

bored

 No.803647

all those years of ltt and tech vids are gonno pay off now youre the itmate

 No.803648

baste boomer boss

 No.803649

what the flip am i doing with my flipping life

 No.803650

gonno fire up switch girl

 No.803651

made some cold brew hima its delicious

 No.803652

>>803647
his exact words were "ask him hes an it mate" and then i could hear trainee girl in the background now shes going to think im a creep who jerks it to kids
big boss needed a prinout of a document but the permissions he had would NOT let him copy it or print it so i had to take screenshots and print them out
this boss said trainee girl is on his shit list because she said he looked about 55 and i guess hes only in his 40s

 No.803653

is it cold brew tea or cold brew coffee

 No.803654

coffee

 No.803655

gross

 No.803656

fool

 No.803657

sigh

 No.803658

tried out mobile scape on my normlet
it kind of pinches

 No.803659

watch this and cheer up bosnian kid

 No.803660

>>803652
boomerboss btfo

 No.803661

i think trainee girl is just bad at guessing ages

 No.803662

>>803655
die teanorm

 No.803663

gonno shite sorry

 No.803664

this custom blended genmaicha is delicious

 No.803665

gonno sperm

 No.803666

die spernorm

 No.803667

tried to sperm to cranberry but her account was disabled

 No.803668

order came in and some special water was missing so i called scape boss and he said there was a problem at the water factory

 No.803669

whats in the special water

 No.803670

thats a trade secret known only to the most powerful of water moguls

 No.803671

shat and made coffee now im gonno sip

 No.803672


 No.803673

brazil lost today ugh

 No.803674


 No.803675


 No.803676


 No.803677

wish i liked anime

 No.803678

>NOT liking anime
Lmao, get a grip on this boosting loser. just leave hima you dumb loser cuck

 No.803679

baste

 No.803680

im chink

 No.803681

In Korea,only low educated ppl watch Japanese anime. Smart ppl don't watch anime because anime include a lot of lies. It is said that some anime makes bad rumors about Korean plastic surgery.Japanese say that korean plastic surgery rate is very high.But it'n NOT true.Japanese ppl don't even know about Nazi flag and they lie everywhere. So don't believe liars. See the truth behind the lies! Ban anime!

 No.803682

thinking about nagato

 No.803683

thinking about trainee girl

 No.803684


 No.803685

wish i was trainee girl

 No.803686

ban this reflapper

 No.803687

when i think of chihara minori i dont know if i should think of her as chiaki or as nagato

 No.803688

you mean you wish you had a trainee girlgf

 No.803689

think of her as pure sex

 No.803690

hosaka... you had a hard life...

 No.803691

die stringnorm

 No.803692

File: 1530919004513.png (13.82 KB, 622x252, underground.png)

this is huge news nobody is talking about what the flip is going on under the earth

 No.803693

die pol

 No.803694

File: 1530919546348.png (Spoiler Image, 58.62 KB, 640x360, 1456191299686.png)


 No.803695

fug

 No.803696

>>803692
its to prepare against chinese space attacks

 No.803697

they are retraining them to take on the vietnam tunnel niggers

 No.803698


 No.803699

wonder if trainee girl is as competitive as the boss of scape boss made her seem
would it be acceptable to tease her about it

 No.803700

yeah show her this too

 No.803701

how do i stop joing

 No.803702

you just do

 No.803703

get a lgf to do it for you

 No.803704

>>803698
hell yeah been waiting for #3 for a while

 No.803705

hey onseki check it out

 No.803706

onseki stopped smoking

 No.803707

onseki is too young to have had a n64

 No.803708

he vapes

 No.803709

>>803707
no he isnt

 No.803710

most of you have probably never even see a nintendo 64 outside of museums

 No.803711

here comes old man turt making a deal out of being 35 again

 No.803712

nice boomertron

 No.803713

why does the r9k crowd care so much about seniority freak was the same way

 No.803714

youll understand when youre older

 No.803715

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 No.803716

imagine buying fotm anime merchandise as an impressionable teenbro

 No.803717

ooooooooog

 No.803718

>>803710
ive never seen a 64 because i was playing batman on my super nintendo

 No.803719

how is turt in his 30s and still act like he found r9k 2 weeks ago

 No.803720

same reason most mgtows are literal 50 year old divorced boomers

 No.803721

basted daryl

 No.803722

>>803720
can you say it without the memes

 No.803723

>>803721
KAAAWAAAAAII ^___^

 No.803724

just NOTiced yaming says ノーブラ when she misheard nervous

 No.803725

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 No.803726

File: 1530923241071.webm (Spoiler Image, 439.34 KB, 640x360, 1530859348436.webm)


 No.803727

im a 30 iq boomer

 No.803728

this show pinches but every episode is going to be a beach episode so i have to watch it

 No.803729

simply overcome your primal urges

 No.803730

i would die without my primal urges

 No.803731

dont you think it might be about time to ascend

 No.803732

should i install xp

 No.803733

ive decided NOT joing is a waste why would i deprive myself of that feeling for the rest of my life and force myself to blow loads in my sleep

 No.803734

muh pleasures

 No.803735

愛 frying my dopamine receptors to the point where i cant feel anything anymore

 No.803736

wish joing felt good for me

 No.803737

blowing loads in your sleep isnt real norms make it up to cover their bed jos

 No.803738

gonno grill up some steaks

 No.803739

>>803737
no its real

 No.803740

do sexy ladies blow loads in their sleeps

 No.803741

wet dreams are a meme

 No.803742

no they arent

 No.803743

hima is dead without me im so sorry

 No.803744

The Bossgf...

 No.803745

no

 No.803746

>>803743
whomst are you

 No.803747

you know

 No.803748

welcome back niceeye

 No.803749

should i boot up two pounds of bacon

 No.803750

ill take a dead hima over a bunch of freakposts any day

 No.803751

bought some raw grass fed beef can i really eat this stuff raw

 No.803752

no one even realized the admin was missing for six days

 No.803753

its impossible to sperm in your sleep unless your sis is joing you off

 No.803754

no it isnt

 No.803755

thats still impossible you would wake up

 No.803756

NOT if shes stealthy

 No.803757

joing you off doesnt make sense
jack offing you off

 No.803758

what do you mena

 No.803759

unless your sis is giving you a jo sounds better

 No.803760

freddie freaker
dancing new sensation
grabbing the nation
doin the freak

 No.803761

grass fed beef pinches

 No.803762

my tungsten gold plated ring came in today i think i might be jewish i cant stop looking at it and fiddling with it the color is so nice it calms me down just looking at it on my finger
everyone in the hima mansion will be required to wear a gold signet

 No.803763

tungsten is for machining NOT accessorizing

 No.803764

i wear a gold ring but it doesnt show up on my finger

 No.803765

are you talking about scape

 No.803766

yeah

 No.803767

can you mate gas with an ebt card

 No.803768

buy gas sorry NOT mate gas

 No.803769

>>803761
whats better

 No.803770


 No.803771

this beat pinches

 No.803772

basted government taking a fat chunk out of my wageslave earnings to feed niggers chips and snickers so they can produce more niglets that do the same

 No.803773

its protection money extorted from you
if they didnt take 12 percent of your pay or whatever and give it to nigs for food stamps they would steal and commit more crimes than they already do just to eat

 No.803774


 No.803775

i have guns i dont care

 No.803776

just ate my first piece of raw meat its NOT what i expected

 No.803777

okay thats all the hima my data plan allow for per week i can check the report queue at work to take car of slam jams but i cant post because im blocked by my own htacess file so check the textboard for my blogs

 No.803778

>blocked by my own htacess file
the sb did that to keep you under their thumb

 No.803779

yes a king kicked out of his own castle except to do paperwork

 No.803780

>>777721
this post was made by my mobile hotspot ip but i didnt make it thats pretty funny what are the odds of getting the same ip as someone else from hima

 No.803781

meet up

 No.803782

should i get myself a nice chef knife so i can return to my roots

 No.803783

get a nice santoku

 No.803784

File: 1530927533894.jpg (19.39 KB, 840x507, 601.jpg)

santoku knives are really only good for japanese cooking so for cutting things like fish and vegetables i prefer using a traditional chef knife like this its more versatile

 No.803785


 No.803786

elliot wanted to be an elf

 No.803787

that sums his existence on earth pretty well

 No.803788

who wouldnt want to be an elf

 No.803789

id rather be men and bear the gift of men

 No.803790

men pinch

 No.803791

gonno get driving lessons next week to reteach myself how to drive hope by next year i can finally get a car

 No.803792

>>803790
theyre baste

 No.803793

what a coincidence The Boss said that shes bringing me to an empty parking lot tomorrow to teach me how to drive

 No.803794

it takes years to master the car

 No.803795

i shall do my best to learn

 No.803796

ganbatte

 No.803797

cars are metal death boxes

 No.803798

computers are metal death boxes

 No.803799

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 No.803800

my life would be better if i never learned the thrill of motoring

 No.803801


 No.803802

>>803799
go back there

 No.803803

woke up hima i napped for four hours dreamed that onseki came to my house and treated me really disrespectfully

 No.803804

onseki you neetblog

 No.803805

got a set of pans finally
the girl gave me a discount from 35 to my 23

 No.803806

whenever i have to buy something from a girl they usually charge me more than the price and refuse to touch my money

 No.803807

the creeptax

 No.803808

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 No.803809

baste as hell

 No.803810

>>803803
cunnilingus damnit onseki

 No.803811

should i play league of legends

 No.803812


 No.803813

>>803811
play hots instead

 No.803814

does hots have sexy ladies

 No.803815

hima i need help again

 No.803816

sure what is it

 No.803817

>>803808
hate how many degenerates i see with tattoos

 No.803818

mate at work has the word UNTAMED tattooed on his inner forearm i cant help but pity him as a lesser being

 No.803819

you cant talk about boaty like that

 No.803820

you told us about him and his tat already

 No.803821

oops sorry
i do try to keep my stories to one post unlike *someone* who has told us about trainee girl at least 30 times

 No.803822

wish i was a boss of a major conglomerate specifically targeting the mates with visible tattoos for an interview only to reject them the The Bossent they sit down

 No.803823

i will never hire a woman or sodomite

 No.803824

i own a business solely operated by mormon men

 No.803825

die misogynist

 No.803826

anyone know what a zoomer is is it like a combination of gen z and boomer

 No.803827

File: 1530933760598.mp4 (5.87 MB, 4deccdd465e811b972288df08beecdb4.mp4)


 No.803828

women are basted

 No.803829

愛 the flapperwheelie

 No.803830

gonno make some burgs

 No.803831

thinking about trainee girl

 No.803832

wish i had a burg

 No.803833

gonno watch some one piece and morph think im gonno scape a bunch tomorrow

 No.803834


 No.803835

stop

 No.803836

File: 1530934916497.gif (Spoiler Image, 127.18 KB, 1000x640, 1530926664459.gif)


 No.803837

baste

 No.803838

File: 1530934974000.gif (Spoiler Image, 96.82 KB, 500x500, 1530901363365.gif)


 No.803839

File: 1530935015937.jpg (3.4 MB, 4032x2268, 20180630_125253.jpg)

neetblog i lost the hotel key can you meet me at the room i need to get something

 No.803840

think i have a bladder infection

 No.803841

great burgs today

 No.803842

pic

 No.803843

i already ate them

 No.803844

die

 No.803845

got a little over half of my kitchen setup done i got a knife and pots and a cutting board i just need a baking pan set now and im good to go

 No.803846

guess ill play some dota

 No.803847

chink

 No.803848

im chink

 No.803849


 No.803850

愛 witch house

 No.803851

feelin weird

 No.803852

eyes feel raw made sushi too hard

 No.803853

NOTicing lots of smells lately think my pineal gland is decalcifying

 No.803854

its time to stop virgin walking and start penguin walking

 No.803855

wish i had a posse of shredded mates

 No.803856

tour de france begins in a few hours whos ready

 No.803857

excited to start cooking again but for tonight its raoh tonkotsu ramen

 No.803858

>>803855
you will after about a year of living in the hima mansion

 No.803859

how do i become big

 No.803860

get a big name doctor with some big name juice

 No.803861

obv

 No.803862

cranberry told me she doesnt like big mates

 No.803863

flip cranberry

 No.803864

stop doing whatever girls want and get big

 No.803865

File: 1530940214617.png (565.52 KB, 2527x1440, 1530919197742.png)

ya matejust get big like me its easy

 No.803866

never understood the point of lifting weights

 No.803867

File: 1530940650834.png (845.02 KB, 680x822, 1530920174737.png)

its all just a cope

 No.803868

File: 1530940717165.gif (447.35 KB, 500x730, 1527309235476.gif)


 No.803869

just realized all the stairs posts were from twigs a fatneet would never even climb stairs in the first place

 No.803870

the point is to get big

 No.803871

i traverse the stairs on all fours

 No.803872

>>803869
i made The Boss install one of those lifts that attaches to the rail so i didnt have to walk up

 No.803873

shaved my arms with my knife NOT sure how im going to explain this one to trainee girl

 No.803874

>>803869
dont mock us twig

 No.803875

File: 1530941611853.gif (Spoiler Image, 768.18 KB, 960x720, b37c207981ad061a15931d5efb3657cb.gif)


 No.803876

dont open that

 No.803877

you are way too late for that

 No.803878

>>803875
vile
>>803876
i shouldve listened to you

 No.803879

why did all the detail go to the mate

 No.803880

why do girls lie about their age

 No.803881

what detail

 No.803882

because they want to flip

 No.803883

crackin open some wine

 No.803884

wish i had some wine sigh

 No.803885

gonno nap til le tour begins

 No.803886

File: 1530946479081.jpg (34.88 KB, 1000x694, 26357.jpg)

wondering if i made a mistake buying the pot and pan set on the plus side they are stainless steel and they have lids but they are very light and the handles are shorter than i would like

but i guess they will do until i can find something that will become my favorite pan
a nice carbon steel pan is what im looking for

 No.803887

whats wrong with some nice cast iron

 No.803888

shower time i reek of cum

 No.803889

cast iron has its place but carbon steel seems like its more suited for everyday use plus i had a cast iron pan and always wished i had a cast iron pan in the shape of a normal fry pan and carbon steel pans are basically that

 No.803890

you can watch these assholes talk about carbon steel pans all day

 No.803891

gonno morph

 No.803892


 No.803893

i just found out my friend is a sexnorm what should i do

 No.803894

you know

 No.803895

gonno go for a nightwalk

 No.803896

File: 1530972057759.jpg (45.41 KB, 640x480, Akazukin Chacha - 07 [DVD H264] [8134D722].avi….jpg)

wake the heck up hima

 No.803897


 No.803898

mornin

 No.803899

gonno go to bed now goodnight hima see you tomorrow

 No.803900

>>803896
what a underage looking girl

 No.803901

just woe up

 No.803902

woke up hima hows it goin

 No.803903


 No.803904

there is no way to escape the flouride

 No.803905

i will challenge the fluoride and win

 No.803906

woke up in lumbridge sigh

 No.803907

no animes worth watching this season just flipping end it

 No.803908

b2 lumby noob

 No.803909

are you flapper this season is amazing a thousand times better than spring

 No.803910

think i prefer bruce mejia over pastor anderson

 No.803911

this season is NOThing but sexnorm shit i guess they figure the lower iq types will be more active in the heat

 No.803912

mejias NOT bad watched his day of the dead serm still 愛 andersons ragemode

 No.803913

guess they didnt add enough teenime for your taste

 No.803914

isekais and boob animes yeah that doesnt sound like teenime to me hm

 No.803915

any flapperimes this season

 No.803916

cant believe my friend was a sexnorm

 No.803917

did he try to bugger you

 No.803918

ya high score girl and for turt theres free season 2

 No.803919

thats season 3 you casual brainlet

 No.803920

sorry im NOT a huge follower of homosexual series

 No.803921

factcheck yourself before you try fudding me or else take your ass back to the sb

 No.803922

he betrayed me we were both otaku but he lied and was a sexnorm the whole time

 No.803923

the whole boosting time

 No.803924

am i sexnorm if i jo 3x daily but do NOT have sex

 No.803925

no

 No.803926

yes
if you actually have sex youre a norm sexnorm instead of a mere sexnorm

 No.803927

cant believe it want to smash some norms faces in

 No.803928

violence is NOT the answer

 No.803929

whats wrong with having sex or a gf

 No.803930

means youve been welcomed into society and they consider you human so the places where the freaks gather are generally unwelcoming of them

 No.803931

what if you have a freak stinkyneetgf

 No.803932

doesnt matter
youve exhibited the minimum level of normalcy to be accepted by a female thats the final quest to become a full fledged norm

 No.803933

simply get a birlf then

 No.803934


 No.803935

cant trust anyone boost norms

 No.803936

need to piss

 No.803937

shut up otalad write it in your diary

 No.803938

make it a youtube vlog entry

 No.803939

gonno piss

 No.803940

pissed

 No.803941

you know what they say better to be pissed off than pissed on

 No.803942

depends

 No.803943

sigh found a nugget of shite in the bed again

 No.803944

>>803928
violence is the only answer to this twisted world

 No.803945

cried a lot to last episode of ditf

 No.803946

normling in the franxx

 No.803947

back from driving lesson with The Boss im flapper as hell driving is too hard i dont understand how the clutch works at all

 No.803948

the clutch is what connects the engine to the wheels

 No.803949

ok why do i have to release it slowly and accelerate as i do so

 No.803950

manualnorm

 No.803951

The Boss made me do the driving school never took the test never drove again

 No.803952

because the clutch is a friction plate so when you only put half the pressure on it then they can slide against each other but if you let it out all the way then they grip and you jerk or stall since the engine is spinning too fast compared to the wheels

 No.803953

dont understand a word of what you just said

 No.803954

the clutch is the jo between the sperm and peniscock you cant just go straight to sperming now matter how big your horny chicken nugget is

 No.803955

>>803949
you dont have to release it slowly
both the engine and the transmission are spinning, the clutch is what attaches them together
so when you push the clutch pedal youre splitting the engine rpms and the transmission rpms and they start spinning at different rates

you have to rev the engine rpms up a little to match where the transmission is spinning otherwise when you synchronize them again with the clutch itll jerk or bog down
as to where to rev takes a little practice and varies basted on gear

 No.803956

thats way too complex

 No.803957

hate manualnorms

 No.803958

hate carnorms

 No.803959

i managed to switch gears but it wasnt smooth at all maybe i just need some practice

 No.803960


 No.803961

hate carnorms as much as betrayalnorms

 No.803962

betrayer..... in truth it was i who was betrayed

 No.803963


 No.803964

thinking about flipping trainee girl again any tips

 No.803965

sell more than her and make her ragesnap you

 No.803966

i already sell more than double what she does

 No.803967

doubt shed actually be upset about that its just a cashier thing its NOT like theyre going door to door pulling salesman tricks if someone walks in theyre already planning to buy a jug of water NOT like youre going to convince them to buy ice instead

 No.803968

found a really nice jav

 No.803969

stream

 No.803970

hope you mates dont sell water filters

 No.803971

my local ws sells home ro systems

 No.803972

>>803967
i got $100 more in bonuses than she did this month

 No.803973

phew so many nice russian and croat sexy ladies watching the sushi bar

 No.803974

one of the last two white teams will be eliminated today

 No.803975

lots of garage sales today brоѕ NOThing interesting there was cute teen girl near one so i veered away aNOTher one with a woman straight from africa alongside her was a nice little blonde haired girl it was sorta odd

 No.803976

mates i need one of you to hoThe Bossarry me so i can adopt a sexy lady

 No.803977

File: 1530997051976.jpg (1.18 MB, 1800x1080, 1530989620435.jpg)


 No.803978

baste boomer

 No.803979

he needs an aloha shirt

 No.803980

die ken

 No.803981

kenny im moving in with you ok well split rent and bills

 No.803982

you better mention food in the clause or he will starve you

 No.803983

lmaoo btfo

 No.803984

gonno jo to traps

 No.803985

sodom

 No.803986

was about to make an epic post then a big bug landed on my shoulder and dropped my phone

 No.803987

phonenorm ban

 No.803988

want to cuddle a girlboy

 No.803989

die sodomite

 No.803990

id kiss him on the nape and rub my nose into his head

 No.803991

ban

 No.803992

get in the cuddle chamber

 No.803993

you belong in the fag bag

 No.803994

wish turt were here to teach me how to Drive

 No.803995

gonno make songpyeon

 No.803996

愛 songpyeon

 No.803997

gonno post a frogger

 No.803998

File: 1531003570315.png (76.78 KB, 1000x1000, 140QqWr.png)


 No.803999

basted

 No.804000

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 No.804001

File: 1531004600012.gif (Spoiler Image, 806.97 KB, 680x447, 1527219698340.gif)


 No.804002

git er done

 No.804003

spat

 No.804004

spermed

 No.804005

im saved

 No.804006

File: 1531007168188.png (296.3 KB, 1280x600, tumblr_pazz2qbs9E1t9g99so1_1280.png)


 No.804007

sigh The Bossgf

 No.804008

nice non

 No.804009

lets start the hima bachelor village

 No.804010

>>804008
japan is so flippin creepy

 No.804011

File: 1531010329511.jpg (78.45 KB, 1280x720, [Elysium]Lucky.Star.EP17(BD.720p.AAC.DA)[B0A6A….jpg)

thats me saying it to her

 No.804012

gonno eat some sushi then make sushi

 No.804013

>>804010
japan is so quirky and weird lol

 No.804014

japan is actually full of norms trust me

 No.804015

gonno go to japan and get a gf

 No.804016

everyone knows japanese girls 愛 pedneets

 No.804017

im herbivoreman

 No.804018

wish a japanese gf would vore me

 No.804019

wish i could help a sexy lady with her homework

 No.804020

just woke up hey mates hows it goin

 No.804021

goin ok im kinda bored

 No.804022

>>804019
why it pinches

 No.804023

A boy's life in changing Japan 1963
nice mulberries at 2:45

 No.804024

out of 愛

 No.804025

baste didnt know varg watches sv3rige

 No.804026

gonno watch some scape vids

 No.804027

should i get a 115 hour candle

 No.804028

put race pads on the miata and changed the fluid for high temp stuff in preparation for wednesday as i was bedding them in sparks were flying out like this its like fireworks

 No.804029

cool story bro

 No.804030

gonno start lifting and drinking a gallon of milk a day

 No.804031

drink raw milk its said that it cures autism

 No.804032

milk is for babies

 No.804033

im manbaby

 No.804034

should i crack open some blogweisers

 No.804035

alcohol lowers test as well as reduces the metabolizing of fat NOT to mention the carbohydrates on top of all that

 No.804036

what are the downsides

 No.804037

it makes you fat and ugly

 No.804038

its for norms

 No.804039

it reduces your number of neurons

 No.804040

finally back from the water store today was a good day i was there with goat boss and asked him some questions about water
dont know if trainee girl wants a competition or NOT but i put in some actual effort to sell stuff today so the store did $1100 and i did $930 of that

 No.804041

File: 1531017981007.jpg (85.02 KB, 1280x720, [HorribleSubs] Darling in the FranXX - 24 [720….jpg)

wish i had a The Boss

 No.804042

why are j-drama actors so bad its like 3d anime

 No.804043

http://pie eating contestshelper.com/guide/olm
gonno use this site

 No.804044

>>804041
trev......

 No.804045

im awake
im awake

 No.804046

File: 1531021127980.webm (Spoiler Image, 3.93 MB, 1081x608, 1530860967532.webm)

nice sweatgirl

 No.804047

cant say i was a big fan of franxx it felt like a rolling plot and the character development was dry

 No.804048

just wait for season 2

 No.804049

theres NOT going to be a season 2

 No.804050

whens the next season of minami ke and or zetsubou sensei

 No.804051

>>804046
do NOT open this its fornication

 No.804052

>>804047
do a video review

 No.804053

car alarm has been going off for 10 minutes wonder if there are even any police around here

 No.804054

wonder if anyone takes sv3rige seriously

 No.804055

sv3rige is basted

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 No.804057

hes just a massive freak

 No.804058

>>804054
watch his tour of usa vids hes got buddies who are exactly like him

 No.804059

hima hima