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 No.792409[Last 100 Posts]

What the actual boost this board even is? It's like furchan/jp gone full reflapper mode.

 No.792412

flip hell

 No.792413

baste

 No.792504

baste norm

 No.792793

im flapper

 No.794972

got left behind

 No.795043

sorry

 No.795133

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me

 No.795134

File: 1529267154217.png (1.93 MB, 1300x1823, 1518675022633.png)


 No.795135

are we posting here now

 No.795136

onseki could unlock this thread >>792155 if we dont want to use the alohanig thread

 No.795137

oh wait nevermind im flapper

 No.795138

trainee girl was showing me her injuries yesterday and told me a story about how she was flirting with a mate and tried to slap his pencil and it went into her hand and she passed out and needed stitches and how her friend scared her while on rollerblades and caused her to fall and break her wrist then her friend left her and also one about how she fell out of a chair and broke her ankle

 No.795139

gonno scream

 No.795142

cant help but mutate onseki posts

 No.795144

where are the onseki posts

 No.795148

isnt the trainee girl thing onseki

 No.795150

why would onseki ask onseki for tips about trainee girl

 No.795151

未来が眩しくて見えない jo to a girl i saw

 No.795154

stop masturbating while thinking about children

 No.795155

>>795148
no its waternig

 No.795156

dont know which thread to use so ill just wallstare

 No.795157

why dont you make a new thread to your own liking

 No.795159

sigh i just made things worse by insisting on a new thread

 No.795160

should have done it right the first time

 No.795161

kidney aches do i have a kidney stone

 No.795162

hey mates
MASSIVE LEGEND HERE

 No.795166

The Boss fried up some chicken livers gonno add some gouda to it

 No.795172

very busy at the store today last time i counted there was 1200 in sales

 No.795177

how much of that are you getting

 No.797675

we can take turns flipping the trainee girl thats much more legal

 No.797676

i do believe ill make some coffee got some fresh beans

 No.802621


 No.802727

File: 1530673086852.png (Spoiler Image, 40.58 KB, 346x326, 1530567554893.png)


 No.802887

boost you

 No.805099

gih

 No.805100

gonno morph

 No.805101

never joed to feet but i can appreciate a good one

 No.805104

gonno stick to this thread its the nicest

 No.805110

only one on hima

 No.805111

starting to think the reason my life is so bad is because i stopped going to church

 No.805112

watch live serms instead

 No.805113

im going to go to church and get lgf and give a speech about how jesus saved me

 No.805114

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what emotion does this face convey

 No.805115

terror

 No.805142

longmorphed

 No.807219

fear

 No.807391

is this the thread

 No.807488

no

 No.807625

now it is

 No.807626

no use the other one

 No.807627

wish a plumber would sexually harass me

 No.807629

fat milk

 No.807630

whole milk

 No.807633


 No.807634

need to watch the broly movies

 No.807635

came to hima to post the trailer but i was too late

 No.807661


 No.810130

gonno ldar

 No.810132

fatneet here

 No.810134

all fats going to hell

 No.810135

File: 1532730182522.jpg (4.16 MB, 4160x3120, 20180727_092226.jpg)

big boss came in and asked me to take his bentley to get it detailed so i got to drive around in it for a while honestly for a $250,000 car it wasnt all that great granted hes owned it for a few years now

he gave me a company credit card and told me to bring food back so i got to experience what life is like with status i told the detail slave to spare no expense and when i went to chick fil a i ordered $30 in biscuits like NOThing and slammed the card down girls were looking at me because i finally appeared as a blip on the radar

 No.810136

why is someone grabbing the driver by the testicles

 No.810137

girls do that when you have status

 No.810138

>>810135
nice lendedsmvtron

 No.810139

hate drivers and workers

 No.810140

>>810134
drgreg isnt

 No.810141


 No.810142

sigh got left behind

 No.810143

>>810140
yes he is and NOT just for being a glutton but a sodomite

 No.810144

【BIG NEWS】

 No.810145

>>810135
now you know how elliot lived

 No.810146

if only elliot was a big jacked southern boy things might have been different

 No.810147

elliot drove around in a used 3 series in socal of all places its basically the equivalent of a camry anywhere else

 No.810148


 No.810149

hope she gets toxoplasmosis

 No.810150

if only elliot had tried tinder

 No.810151

he didnt even looksmax

 No.810152

i bloatmaxed now im too fat to go out in the daytime so ill stay up all night if you promise NOT to talk about your hands being too small

 No.810153

wish i never looksmaxxed

 No.810154

elliot was looksmaxxed

 No.810155

me and The Boss started keto today together hope i lose lots of fat on my face and get a more chiseled look my cheeks are already a bit negative

 No.810156

you just lose waterweight and as soon as you stop keto you gain it back

 No.810157

you are mistaken

 No.810158

just eat less calories

 No.810159

im already skinnyfat im going to recomp

 No.810160

nice scap3rige

 No.810161

im plumping up

 No.810162

break out the plumber pass

 No.810163

The Boss got pizza earlier now shes getting chinese im going to become an eatneet hima this pinches

 No.810164

flip you

 No.810165

when does he talk about scape

 No.810166

simply scsnap all the toppings off the pizza and eat that

 No.810167

gonno nap for a few hours hima bye

 No.810168

at the very end

 No.810169

speaking of which dont forget to sign up for the free trial of twich prime for a free month of scape membership

 No.810170

do you need a credit card

 No.810171

ya

 No.810172

i dont think i can i already signed up for a free trial once

 No.810173

File: 1532736690939.jpg (Spoiler Image, 57.04 KB, 438x445, 1472507444735.jpg)


 No.810174

got myself a big ol bottle of coke zero

 No.810175

getting sick of black mate

 No.810176

die racist

 No.810177

why the man always gotta be keeping a waterstore brother down

 No.810178

alright gonno take that nap for real now

 No.810179

burped through my nose and it hurts

 No.810180

uncle ken

 No.810181

i am the real aqualung

 No.810182

whats wrong with fruit

 No.810183

>>810174
zero is better than regular coke and diet by far i 愛 it

 No.810184

same

 No.810185

i like regular a lot more but i dont wanna be a fatneet

 No.810186

diet soda is NOT going to keep you from being fat

 No.810187

if diet soda made you fat id weigh a lot more

 No.810188

fat people are fat because they eat a lot their portion sizes are too big you are free to drink non diet soda

 No.810189

are you flapper do you really think drinking sugar drinks wont make you fat

 No.810190

they will NOT make you fat

 No.810191

ya im fat so what

 No.810192

boost you troll

 No.810193

what did you just called me

 No.810194

eating too much makes you fat NOT junk food

 No.810195

sugar is what makes you fat NOT calories or actual fat content

 No.810196

last day at the store of goat boss from this point on im going to be at my store
goat boss scape boss and the boss of scape boss were all in the store today when black mate left for an hour without saying anything while on the clock
then when he came back he was taking videos of the store narrating things and knocking on the window to try to make girls look in at him
he was asking to take down the stuff in the windows that goat boss put there to prevent people looking in i dont know how long hes going to last here he does NOT seem like a good match

i also saw just how little trainee girl knows about everything it was sad to see her sitting with her NOTepad trying to write down NOTes and still struggling to understand certain things
her snarky comment asking what i know makes me want to overload her next time im with her
but im glad to see that shes warming up to me maybe i can invite her over for some special training one day

 No.810197

sugar does NOT make you fat

 No.810198

>>810194
wrong
carbs turn into sugars after digestion and raise blood sugar which contributes to obesity

 No.810199

>>810196
mutated the hell out of this post
give it a rest normnig

 No.810200

what else am i supposed to blog about

 No.810201

when you eat high glycemic index foods youre basically feeding your body sugar they are quickly broken down into chemical sugars which are used by the body for energy but if you eat too much the body has no idea what to do with it and it turns into fat and clogs up your arteries and slowly blocks insulin production

 No.810202

same getting tired of this trainee norm shite

 No.810203

talk about riding your bike or playing sushi bars idiot no one wants to hear about your betanorm shit just flip her already

 No.810204

>>810198
insulin controls your blood sugar and high blood sugar comes from being insulin resistant which is a product of being too fat since your insulin receptors are unavailable

 No.810205

>>810203
i dont do any of those

 No.810206

>>810196
destroy the trainee girl

 No.810207

>>810201
that happens if you dont use your glycogen if you are active your muscles can store a ton of glycogen and its the most efficient source of energy but if you dont do anything thats right de novo lipogenesis

 No.810208

/jp/ - /fit/

 No.810209

jfl if you dont eat one onion a day

 No.810210

ballmusk is leaking through shorts should i shower

 No.810211

ya

 No.810212

no sexy ladies 愛 ballmusk

 No.810213

eating a london broil sandwich right now

 No.810214

NOT even hungry but my brain is telling me to eat

 No.810215

stop being fat

 No.810216

im NOT fat

 No.810217

trainee girl is an anorexia survivor

 No.810218

need some flipping water badly hima having kidney pains for last five hours

 No.810219

good

 No.810220

hit the water store

 No.810221

is trainee girl there right now

 No.810222

where

 No.810223

gonno watch

 No.810224

hate shooting gmaes

 No.810225

cant play fps sushi bars anymore after the accident

 No.810226

you mean when pewdiepie said nigger

 No.810227

no

 No.810228

wonder if there really is only one nig on hima

 No.810229

cant believe we even have one

 No.810230

we dont

 No.810231

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 No.810232

is an acer A315-41-R8UU for 600 good

 No.810233

File: 1532747363242-0.jpg (8.11 MB, 4160x3120, 20180727_161426_HDR.jpg)

went and looked at a house its in the country and its pretty nice it is a little expensive compared to what im used to paying but theres a housing bubble going on again so its actually priced pretty well its got a garage granite counters and a bunch of woods to go shootin

the mate said he likes me for some reason i come across this phenomenon occasionally some people are simply non aura sensitive so i can get away with more

once i move out the endsushi bar can begin

 No.810234

but is the ryzen laptop a good deal

 No.810235

>>810232
you can get one for 499 online

 No.810236

guess ill just spend the amount for a laptop on desktop parts

 No.810237

get a 2200g

 No.810238

but then i would need to flash my bios i just need a videocard and a monitor and a nice quick boot drive

 No.810239

get a ddr4 1030

 No.810240

watchu know about that prolly know tons

 No.810241

dont want to get any nvidia gpu because of their software and also because jensen huang is a huge dickmuncher

 No.810242

die norm

 No.810243

>>810233
nice mud room

 No.810244

can get a 570 for 250 that seems like a decent deal or a 580 for 300 or a 56 for 480

 No.810245

File: 1532748387855-0.jpg (132.93 KB, 1920x1080, 1532748019998.jpg)


 No.810246

File: 1532749598543-0.webm (1.89 MB, 640x800, 1532748966212.webm)


 No.810247

woke up from my nape im still tired

 No.810248

raging

 No.810249

why

 No.810250

you do NOT wanna to know

 No.810251

i do

 No.810252

The Boss made eggplant casserole hima hb

 No.810253

should i get a lemon slush or mutate it and drink water

 No.810254


 No.810255

why is that gross

 No.810256

eggplant is only good for flipping NOT eating

 No.810257

eggplant is delicious and nutritious fool

 No.810258

eggplant is full of antinutrients

 No.810259

The Boss said the dog needs to go on a diet

 No.810260

animals dont need to diet and neither do i

 No.810261


 No.810262

creepy

 No.810263

wish i has a north korean gf

 No.810264

full hungry dont have anything to eat and cant think of anything i want to eat huge sigh

 No.810265

simply dont eat

 No.810266

nice no window plastic walled hotel

 No.810267

baste flippin laowhy86

 No.810268

nice you can flip a russian girl for 590 hongkong dollars and a chinese girl for 250 hongkong dollars thats like 20 and 50 dollars

 No.810269

thinking about taking a second nap

 No.810270

how come i have to pay to flip

 No.810271

because small penis

 No.810272

wish The Boss didnt decide to have my foreskin snipped

 No.810273

baw in hell

 No.810274

her body her rules

 No.810275

who wants to move to china

 No.810276


 No.810277

anyone want to play overwatch with me

 No.810278

gonno take that nap later hima

 No.810279

same flip you overnorm

 No.810280

im NOT an overnorm

 No.810281


 No.810282

starving

 No.810283

chris chappel taught me about the real china youd have to be a fool to move there

 No.810284

china is baste as hell everything about it is baste

 No.810285

they call me the chinkblog

 No.810286

File: 1532759712583-0.jpg (85.07 KB, 1280x960, 1505068610604.jpg)


 No.810287

File: 1532759951436.jpg (74.74 KB, 556x525, japanese bird being neet.jpg)


 No.810288

File: 1532759960605.webm (3.91 MB, 640x360, 1530520851662.webm)


 No.810289

mutated that webm

 No.810290

couldnt nap gonno shower and shave

 No.810291

mutate in hell flipper

 No.810292

neetblog youre smalltime

 No.810293

yes i am

 No.810294

got the full pyromancer set

 No.810295

gz

 No.810296


 No.810297

feeling the urge to bushcraft

 No.810298

bushcraft in hell

 No.810299

wish i had snark

 No.810300

wish i was baste

 No.810301

great shave today got a fresh blade and a new kind of cream

 No.810302

pic

 No.810303

never

 No.810304

you must

 No.810305

File: 1532763747583.png (Spoiler Image, 427.07 KB, 532x914, shave.png)


 No.810306

File: 1532764529552-0.jpg (63.01 KB, 720x960, 20180609_142237.jpg)

caught this thing spooking the goats out back

 No.810307

nice flapperbat

 No.810308

that thing looks like it should be pod racing

 No.810309

i feel like shite

 No.810310

whats wrong

 No.810311

gonno make some tuna melts soon

 No.810312

had enough of your shit tunamelt

 No.810313

im NOT the regular tuna melt mate i just feel like it

 No.810314

>>810310
i was starving then i ate too much and i have a headache from returning to the neethours woke up at 10pm and i have NOThing to do

 No.810315

File: 1532768946895.gif (508.63 KB, 320x160, sherlo tongue bite.gif)


 No.810316

dumb little angel

 No.810317

i wish she were my reflappered child bride

 No.810318

my hair smells like chinese food

 No.810319

got that flapper smell

 No.810320

cookin those melts

 No.810321

weird mucous when i shat today

 No.810322

what to do what to do

 No.810323

why sushi bar of course

 No.810324

sushi bars pinch think im gonno clean and plan some meals til le tour begins

 No.810325

whats le tour

 No.810326

the bike race

 No.810327

only thing i know about that is that one mate owned everyone by roid raging

 No.810328

lance was baste

 No.810329

accidentally called him neil armstrong in highschool and all the girls started laughing and calling me a pathetic reflapper

 No.810330

hate when people say anime girls from last decade are like 30 now like they still age

 No.810331

never heard anyone say that before

 No.810332

he just made it up

 No.810333

phew nice new yotsuba doujin

 No.810334

i see people do it on their birthdays specifically

 No.810335

yotsuba joers still disgust me

 No.810336

norms disgust me gotta deal with some today sigh hima

 No.810337

i keep getting fishing videos in my recommendations after i watched that one posted here thanks a lot

 No.810338

back from the store hima arms are sore from carrying stuff time to crack open the genmaicha

 No.810339

welcome back champ

 No.810340

File: 1532786324055.jpg (199.22 KB, 850x1200, t004.jpg)

when was the last time you accidentally touched a boob

 No.810341

never touched a boob in my life

 No.810342

ya never

 No.810343

used to go elbow titting all the time back in my rowdy youth

 No.810344

>>810341
>>810342
work on your daysushi bar

 No.810345

touched sis boobs yesterday hehe

 No.810346

gonno morph bye

 No.810347

File: 1532788808648.jpg (85.38 KB, 1390x734, 1532772397383.jpg)


 No.810348

feeling tired sigh i must escape the neethours

 No.810349

im hematophage

 No.810350


 No.810351

dead hours

 No.810352

keto diet day 2 going strong

 No.810353


 No.810354

just got back from work im incredibly broke hehe even though i eliminated a bunch of bills

 No.810355

keto is dumb as hell

 No.810356

i am dumb as hell

 No.810357

File: 1532798042710.jpg (67.94 KB, 400x600, IMG_3532.jpg)


 No.810358

anyone else member

 No.810359

dribbled a little

 No.810360

>>810340
need a gal gohan gf in my life

 No.810361

weekends are boring as flip at least work keeps me busy during the day

 No.810362

wonder if gals are as attractive in real life never seen one

 No.810363

gonno buy that ips monitor today its gonno be great

 No.810364

get an oled instead

 No.810365

foolish panelnorm

 No.810366

nice burn in olednorm

 No.810367

bored as hell but dont feel like making sushi

 No.810368

>>810361
nice goyslave

 No.810369

remember getting achievements on kongregate to level up your account hehe used to have fun with that back in the day

 No.810370

>>810362
if traingirl counts as a gal i can confirm that yes they are attractive

 No.810371

die trainmolestertron

 No.810373

i touched a butt once in 5th grade and then blamed my friend and the girl slapped him

 No.810374

die friendnorm

 No.810375

try to keep maximum distance from people at all times but sometimes it involves walking so close to the wall that i knock things off it

 No.810376

same but people like to stand close to me

 No.810377

molested a girl when i was like 12 feel bad about it but she was asking for it

 No.810378

had a 10 year old gf when i was 13 i think i already posted about it once or twice

 No.810379

File: 1532800446608.webm (3.82 MB, 720x404, 1532733098270.webm)

so thats why pnig tricked onseki into taking over

 No.810380

had a 10 year old gf when i was 36 dont know if i posted about it

 No.810381

>>810379
*SNAP*
thats going in my cringe compilation

 No.810382

>>810379
i think im going to throw up

 No.810383

>>810375
trainee girl likes standing about a foot away from me and sitting shoulder to shoulder next to me maybe she can tell it makes me uncomfortable maybe shes just flapper

 No.810384

maybe shes just standing

 No.810385

File: 1532801071170.png (369.24 KB, 800x796, 114d96e23be2c0b0e376b5c8bbc1b65316f2e5f1.png)

>Lobby: 100% QA
>PW: 1% fun

Poor nocoiners can listen to the new voices in the stream:
https://no-you.com/twitcher/

 No.810386

nice be there in a sec

 No.810387

why do you keep playing that sushi bar its so bad

 No.810389

in truth it was i who was betrayed

 No.810390

i need to be put down

 No.810391

ive traded my freedom for power before

 No.810392

>>810379
cant believe norms make fun of anime then watch this

 No.810393

i am blinded by faith

 No.810394


 No.810395

wish i was velen

 No.810396

just quintuplemorphed

 No.810397

since when did illidan start using lipstick

 No.810398

read chronicles 3

 No.810400

so are half the people here

 No.810402

just thinking about doing it with someone else is enough to make me really anxious

 No.810403

got excited seeing a new shiwasu no okina upload but it was cool shit

 No.810404

Flying To My DNA HOMELAND | EXTREME Street Food ADVENTURE basted On My DNA Test Results!

 No.810405

mutated

 No.810406

hes polish

 No.810407

>>810402
doing what

 No.810408

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File: 1532805266474-1.jpg (609.33 KB, 1280x1880, 008.jpg)

ano

 No.810409

phew

 No.810410

post that link

 No.810411

https://exhentai.org/g/1260839/91e4a965f9/
one mate cant flip his gf so he tells aNOTher mate and the other mate swindles the girl into letting them practice flipping her i imagine stuff like this happens fairly often in real life

 No.810412

actually im pretty sure that never happens

 No.810413

would that work on a human child

 No.810414

hey can you help me out i need to know how to flip my gf so i need to practice on you is that ok
ya give me 5 dollars
ok
cool thanks

 No.810415

i would never let someone flip me for 5 dollars

 No.810416

name your price

 No.810418

id have to increase my price by a 100%

 No.810419

>>810415
you are NOT a human child

 No.810420


 No.810421

show me the children

 No.810422


 No.810423

embed or face my wrath

 No.810424

>>810411
spermed to the second chapter
kept thinking about neetblog

 No.810425

>>810411
nice fatneet in the second half

 No.810426

shiwasu is a national treasure

 No.810427

kuroiwa menou is better

 No.810428

File: 1532810230731.jpg (30.41 KB, 215x259, 676fd9317495352eadb546e2275a3e5d-png.jpg)

would basically just be moving to get that other hour and a half a day of life back but itd cost hundreds of dollars NOT to mention if something bad happens i wouldnt have anyone in the world to ask for help it would be like the japan arc

and bad things usually happen

 No.810429

just bring onseki down to live with you

 No.810430

File: 1532810358850.jpg (3.64 MB, 4160x3120, 20180727_161832.jpg)

he wont hes a little scared of me
i even offered him use of the "her" sink

 No.810431

>>810424
die sexnorm

 No.810432

that bathroom is way too big for me ill take the utility sink in the garage and shower outside thanks

 No.810433

gonno jerk it

 No.810434

it better NOT be to kids

 No.810435

its to this

 No.810436

its to sexy ladies NOT kids

 No.810437

>>810435
gonno have to ask my priest if its ok to jerk it to this

 No.810438

drgreg says its okay

 No.810439

whats up with the noise in the background

 No.810440

gonno jerk it hard now

 No.810441

i musnt jerk

 No.810442

never watch hidamari is it good

 No.810443

I heard it's cute but it looks like a lot of effort to watch it, you know?

 No.810444

downloaded hidamari and watched the first episode and got bored so i deleted it and told herkz and he raged then a few months later i downloaded it again and 愛d it

 No.810445


 No.810446

dont want to wake up anymore

 No.810447

wakey wakey hands off snakey

 No.810448


 No.810449

embed or i rage

 No.810450

raging

 No.810451

gonno fire up a burg

 No.810452

think i might have some pancakes for dinner pancakes and HASH BROWNS

 No.810453

flapperlaughing

 No.810454

nice reposter

 No.810455

The Bosss bf said he was scared of me when my hair was long now knowing i was striking primal fear into the hearts of norms i kind of regret cutting it off

 No.810456

File: 1532815059350.jpg (187.33 KB, 1280x720, 1495873880104.jpg)

why would he be scared of this

 No.810457

dead hours

 No.810458

im watching this

 No.810459

made some hardboiled eggs earlier i dont have rice vinegar to make ramen eggs out of them though

 No.810460

making ramen that doesnt taste boring is too much work i dont have 12 hours to boil broth or overnight to wait for ramen eggs to marinate and certainly NOT the time to make noodles from scratch

 No.810461

i know a place in japan to get good ramen if anyone wants to go

 No.810462

in the hima mansion we will solve equations for 4 hours every morning

 No.810463

do the broth from scratch but buy the noodles from a store get the ones that are refrigerated or just buy them from a ramen place its like buying pizza dough from a pizza place

 No.810464

the asian place sells 5lb bags of chicken nuggets for $5 you can get pork beef or chicken

 No.810465

File: 1532817232155.jpg (96.02 KB, 933x610, 1532810085447.jpg)


 No.810466


 No.810467

i remember watching this vid when i was a kid and really feeling uncomfortable at the scene in the bathroom

 No.810468

is a 250gb nvme 970 evo for $110 a good deal

 No.810469

always 愛d how famous talented rich musicians that had gfs and large groups of friends write songs about being loners and such
norms really have no idea just how far the hole goes

 No.810470

seems like a good deal to me but i would go 500gb

 No.810471

it is only $200 so its slightly cheaper i guess and ill use 500gb maybe thats the better deal

 No.810472


 No.810473

File: 1532818136047.jpg (390.26 KB, 1280x718, 2de02ffd697153be19834252dec910ef.jpg)

sigh

 No.810474

gonno watch hataraku saibou 1-4 after i cook up some ramen

 No.810475

>>810472
daddy gets a feeling of superiority from watching this because he only drinks craft ales and NOT mass produced pale lagers with no flavor

 No.810476

wow congrats you wasted more money to get drunk
flipping arrogant beernorm gth

 No.810477

>>810476
btfo that elitenorm

 No.810478

>>810476
but daddy gets a pint for $1.69 how is that expensive

 No.810479

stop talking in third person you flipping norm

 No.810480

its modelo time foo

 No.810481

daddy thinks you need a time out

 No.810482

watchu know about that

 No.810483

degoogled my phone this is nice

 No.810484

impossible

 No.810485

yes it is buy an iphone

 No.810486

daddy uses a flip phone

 No.810487

lineageos with no google services present happy it worked had to flash something sketchy to get calling to work

 No.810488


 No.810489

gonno fire up mod.php

 No.810490


 No.810491

you cant ban me im the admin

 No.810492

nice adnorm posting facebook links

 No.810493

get used to it cherry boy you loser dweebs are all under my thumb

 No.810494

its a sexy lady you stupid flip just watch it

 No.810495

post whatever is on there i dont click normbook links

 No.810496

your loss snob

 No.810497

>>810490
whats wrong with his elbow

 No.810498

is it really my loss that i get tracking cookies on my machine each time i click a facebook link

 No.810499

the zuck is on my trail

 No.810500

>>792409
Boost your testosterone levels

 No.810501

what do you have to hide

 No.810502

my 愛 of jerking it to kids

 No.810503

???hoo hoo haa haa

 No.810504

File: 1532819911054.jpg (730.01 KB, 1920x1080, 1532818924527.jpg)


 No.810505

back

 No.810506

ramen time

 No.810507

just got a call getting a cool 150k never won any settlements like this before

 No.810508

die richnorm

 No.810509

gonno head to the dealer and see what i can get i hope they dont turn away people if theye buying with cash

 No.810510

slide me a cool 3k

 No.810511

???

 No.810512

buy yourself a civic type r

 No.810513

no im getting aNOTher bike

 No.810514

tried to nap set 2 alarms for 30 minutes whelp its 6 hours later

 No.810515

>>810509
dumb richnorm

 No.810516

sigh smells like fries in my room i could really go for some fries right now

 No.810517

??

 No.810518

its time to crack open the pineapples

 No.810519

File: 1532820431904.png (1.05 MB, 726x702, yqipa4n3pqc11.png)


 No.810520

she cute

 No.810521

ya i would flip her

 No.810522

why would anyone flip you

 No.810523

i deserve to be flipped

 No.810524

??⚁

 No.810525

because im 6'4 and have status

 No.810526

that girl ugly

 No.810527

does tonio still post here

 No.810528

?‍?‍? me and my sexy ladies

 No.810529

you dont have status you dont even have a crew

 No.810530

now youre just projecting again

 No.810531

??‍??

 No.810532

himas my crew

 No.810533

File: 1532820659497.jpg (48.35 KB, 958x710, the boys.jpg)

yeah i do

 No.810534

how do i get a gf like this

 No.810535

>>810534
go to mcdonalds

 No.810536

why is the employee whispering to me i would call management immediately

 No.810537

cant go to video sushi bar stores because the employees make me rage hard

 No.810538

waiting for the day when someone asks to speak to the manager and i say i am the manager

 No.810539

havent gone to a sushi bar store since i was like 12

 No.810540

youre very young to be here

 No.810541

thought i was about average

 No.810542

The Boss told me it was average

 No.810543

hima is teens only sorry

 No.810544

are you from qa

 No.810545

>>810538
and then they beat you up

 No.810546


 No.810547

i am NOT

 No.810548

im below average

 No.810549


 No.810550

i never knew shiny happy days

 No.810551

File: 1532821067951.jpeg (52 KB, 1024x512, bad-boys-ii-2003.jpeg)

they hired on the black mate so they can form a duo and give one aNOTher blackup in case someone comes to beat up the management

 No.810552

black mate does NOT get scheduled to work at my store
going to focus on making trainee girl reliable since shes going to be the other one there mainly

 No.810553

thinking about kingdom hearts

 No.810554

black mate is going to snap trainee girl

 No.810555


 No.810556

ramen was good beef packets a boulion cube some red miso nori flakes sesame oil tofu marinaded in soy sauce and a sliced hard boiled egg

 No.810557

forgot the sp

 No.810558

someone ban the pie eating contestants

 No.810559

>>810555
am i norm if this is as funny to me

 No.810560

bought the ips monitor but it feels like its kinda pointing down and it doesnt gimbal at all i dont know if im crazy or if i did something wrong or what

 No.810561

gonno gimbal

 No.810562

nevermind i fixed it

 No.810563

fix me

 No.810564

File: 1532822438071.jpg (35.62 KB, 342x406, 1532822373470.jpg)


 No.810565

vile norm

 No.810566

>>810473
im a real life ironman

 No.810567

>>810559
you think thats a norm show?

 No.810568

just woke up hey hima

 No.810569

>>810564
boosting memes

 No.810570

>>810567
die pie eating contestant

 No.810571

File: 1532822918745.jpg (49.78 KB, 1280x720, [HorribleSubs] Isekai Maou to Shoukan Shoujo n….jpg)

neetblogs plane was shot down over the sea of japan
it spun in
there were no survivors

 No.810572

File: 1532823029801.jpg (55.86 KB, 1280x720, maxresdefault.jpg)


 No.810573

>>810571
this girl is really underage

 No.810574

>>810573
dont look at her

 No.810575

File: 1532823302749.jpg (115.3 KB, 423x640, 386631646_64915bcfe2_z.jpg)


 No.810576

i shall slumber

 No.810577


 No.810578

愛 a good saturday night normpie eating contest

 No.810579

wow nevermind hima you can tilt it up and down after all the plastic was just a little stuck out of the box

 No.810580

File: 1532823585532.jpg (463.6 KB, 1600x866, mixed.JPG.jpg)


 No.810581


 No.810582

himakooooooooooooooooooo

 No.810583

thinking about getting a cbr650f the dealer is near the canal should i stream a walk

 No.810584

really loving this canned pineapple

 No.810585

coffee time hima

 No.810586

gonno mellowmorph

 No.810587

is overwatch mate online

 No.810588

mellowsnap

 No.810589

black mate was talking about getting an r6 but he never rode a bike before wonder what draws people to pure sportbikes if they never rode anything

 No.810590

arrogance

 No.810591

guess ill just go home and eat

 No.810592

File: 1532825986784.jpg (31.28 KB, 320x385, 1532740554390.jpg)

baste blackmate

 No.810593

think i might have chink ancestry

 No.810594

lucky

 No.810595

time for my shite of the day wish me luck

 No.810596

good luck

 No.810597

i have small hands

 No.810598

arms feel dead from pullups think ill jog

 No.810599

cardio kills gains fool

 No.810600

stop exercising

 No.810601

i dont give a shite about gains i simply have NOThing else to do

 No.810602

sigh that was an awful shite it was dark red and very pasty so i spent most of the time wiping

 No.810603

plug up your ass and never shite again

 No.810604

bad idea dont do that

 No.810605

nice bloodass

 No.810606

you will refer to me as redwipe

 No.810607

cant believe pnig is cashing out on 150k i couldnt make that much if I worked for a decade

 No.810608

as my good friend naruto would say believe it

 No.810609

with the new monitor youtube and stuff on the browser in general get out of sync at the very top and lag a few frames behind but the same doesnt happen with sushi bars or anime in the same resolution gonno try to force vsync on my browsers and check if that fixes it

 No.810610

i use a mid 2000s samsung lcd tv as my monitor is that okay

 No.810611

getting angry think ill ragemorph

 No.810612

why are you angry

 No.810613

phew napped a couple times just finished catching up on all the posts whats going on hima

 No.810614

same but i just pressed the end key

 No.810615

nose is bleeding hard again uh oh

 No.810616

File: 1532829056652.webm (700.92 KB, 1024x724, baste.webm)

might learn russian

 No.810617

russian is useless dont bother

 No.810618

how else will i talk to the sexy ladies

 No.810619

>>810614
die mutant

 No.810620

im fluent in flappernese

 No.810621

on one of my regular scheduled anxiety fueled anger modes

 No.810622


 No.810623

simply take it easy

 No.810624

gonno learn sugandese

 No.810625

gonno make a grilled cheese with dill havarti on seeded rye bread

 No.810626

getting excited for tomorrow

 No.810627

>>810624
nice annoynig

 No.810628

mates sis started up skulling undiluted cottees again and now she only eats wedge salads with only oil on them

 No.810629

interesting

 No.810630

what the hell is a wedge salad

 No.810631

got some rare things for sale stranger

 No.810632

File: 1532830066793.jpg (70.16 KB, 642x428, 123037_640x428.jpg)

its a salad but instead of the salad leaves being tossed the head is cut in a wedge and its served like that

 No.810633

whats the point of that

 No.810634

there is no point

 No.810635

ya cant fix the out of sync line even by forcing vsync or enabling the d3d vsync flag maybe 1920 by 1080 at 60hz is too much for dsub or maybe i just need a gpu
theres no tearing on mpv though

 No.810636

did you enable/disable hardware acceleration or

 No.810637

gonno sushi bar

 No.810638

its currently enabled im going to try disabling it

 No.810639

die sushi chef

 No.810640

what are you going to play

 No.810641

black ops 2

 No.810642

liar

 No.810643


 No.810644

gonno log in to blackpill4u

 No.810645

turning hardware acceleration off fixes it but then everything tears and lags out of sync sigh

 No.810646

why did you buy a nice monitor before getting a gpu

 No.810647

File: 1532830876545.png (611.62 KB, 1271x683, bp4u.png)

you can just tell every one of these comments is fabricated by norms

 No.810648

they are right

 No.810649

its just a little bit of tearing at the top on youtube vids

 No.810650

theres a lot less tearing on iridium than opera and chrome gonno test with firefox and tor

 No.810651

>>810643
die chink

 No.810652

use palemoon

 No.810653

time for a jo

 No.810654

gonno try both firefox quantum and palemoon

 No.810655

>>810647
nice turtposts

 No.810656

man quantum is kinda pretty might switch from opera

 No.810657

how much does it cost to get a lgf

 No.810658

cant wait for the episode of tv show with hima posts about wishing to flip sexy ladies

 No.810659

just realized something thats NOT insignificant

 No.810660

this is so weird
on firefox quantum with hardware acceleration on it behaves like opera and chrome with acceleration off and with ha off it behaves the same but slower

 No.810661

ask /g/ this is beyond my scope of knowledge

 No.810662

>>810643
beautiful

 No.810663

ok theres flickerish tearing on palemoon but its at the bottom im so glad that proves that the monitor itself is completely fine

 No.810664

theres actually very little tearing on youtube with quantum less than palemoon and chrome at least might have to use opera for hima and quantum for vids

 No.810665

gonno have a wank

 No.810666

five new hajime no ippo get in there

 No.810667

wank complete

 No.810668

die quickjo

 No.810669

about 10 minutes is average for spermjos nonsperming jos take longer

 No.810670

me NOT that kind of orc

 No.810671

sometime me wonder what if me am that kind of orc

 No.810672

File: 1532834254891.jpg (87.11 KB, 1600x900, VtD8W4H.jpg)


 No.810675

wish i had some sigh guess ill just have some eggplant casserole

 No.810676

i made a pot pie for dinner until its done im snacking on pastrami

 No.810677

gonno eat some tuna with mayo

 No.810678

stop eating tuna

 No.810679

>>810674
got a guilty pleasure for that sigh

 No.810680

supermarkets dont sell sushi here whats it like

 No.810681

like eating shit

 No.810682

im sure its NOT that bad

 No.810683

the ones ive gotten are pretty good theyre NOT restaurant quality or anything close but i like the taste its different the rice is real sweet

 No.810684

ive never had sushi that actually tastes like much of anything

 No.810685

nice tastelet

 No.810686

gonno cry

 No.810688

>>810686
watch this instead

 No.810689

makes me feel like im a cool jap eating konbini sushi

 No.810690

>>810688
great now im craving a cig

 No.810691

the supermarkets here sell sushi but only makizushi

 No.810692

that is clearly dubbed over

 No.810694

ended up making three tuna ssandwiches instead

 No.810695

愛 a good california roll

 No.810696

sometimes i like going to walmart after 6pm because they have 12 pieces of fried chicken half off i feel cool like sato except theres no fighting for it

 No.810697

california rolls are vile

 No.810699

愛 a good philadelphia roll

 No.810700

pedophilia roll

 No.810701

eating sushi with american cities and states in the names is norm as flip

 No.810702

愛 chowing down on an idaho roll with my main man nb

 No.810704

gonno get a himasugi roll

 No.810705

whats in one of those

 No.810706

cream of sum yung gai

 No.810707

how do you pronounce gai

 No.810708

supermarket sushi heres really good too bad its expensive as flip so i never buy it

 No.810709

i never buy sushi period

 No.810711

in the hima mansion sushi eating will be mandatory

 No.810712

nice sushi chef

 No.810713

wish i could speak russian or sugandese

 No.810714

gonno go to the store soon

 No.810715

whats in store for this trip

 No.810716

take care

 No.810717

wine chicken habaneros mayo tomatoes bread spinach and salt

 No.810718

mutate the spinach

 No.810719

no can do

 No.810720

gonno give meself a neetcut

 No.810721

same need someone to fix the back though NOT good enough to get the back right

 No.810722

get a hime cut

 No.810723

how does this happen

 No.810724

die nogamble

 No.810725

i can smell shite coming out of my monitor now what the hell

 No.810726

they call me the man with the shitty ass

 No.810727

>>810725
i was just gonno post this what the flip

 No.810728

die sushi chefgamblers

 No.810729

im talking about a far more dangerous gamble than that my friend

 No.810730


 No.810731

wish i knew when to fold em i always hold em way too long

 No.810732

need to fold on this pisser of a life

 No.810733

>>810732
therell be time enough for counting when the dealings done

 No.810734

i always get smoked on the first hand get a nice deal someone goes huge i chase and lose

 No.810735


 No.810736

got some sea salt chocolate gonno snack

 No.810737

is this girl flapper

 No.810738

File: 1532839016863.webm (1.33 MB, 720x402, 1532838018849.webm)

gonno get an antiped dog to protect the innocent little babies

 No.810739

ramen has been made

 No.810740

never had ramen before

 No.810741


 No.810742

File: 1532840134825.png (1.02 MB, 1366x742, 1532836782395.png)


 No.810743

gonno jerk it to that waki

 No.810744

might move to kazakhstan it seems baste

 No.810745


 No.810746

no since its NOT an embed

 No.810747

>>810745
dont post chads

 No.810748

ok ill post this instead

 No.810749

hate that chink bitch

 No.810750

i dont know where my sock went

 No.810751

wish yuka was my The Boss

 No.810752

>>810725
>>810727
what the flip

 No.810753

>>810751
she ate her child for youtube views

 No.810754

back from the store saw a horde of at least 50 or 60 chinks just wandering through the neighborhood wonder what they were up to got bitten by a big ant on the way home sigh that pincher got me good it stings

 No.810755

i once slaughtered a whole horde of chinks with one slash of my wind scar

 No.810756

wish a horde of chinks would snap me

 No.810757

The Boss bought a durian

 No.810758

>>810756
snap or snap

 No.810759

cold brewing some mugicha for tomorrow

 No.810760

cold brewing up a big gutful of shite for tomorrow

 No.810761

thats foul

 No.810762

sorry

 No.810763

im scared

 No.810764

>>810745
flapperlaughing at the nation joke thinking of stealing that one

 No.810765

tried browsing hima on my 3ds wouldnt load the full page sigh

 No.810766

i can only open full hima threads on my 7980xe machine

 No.810767

cant get hima threads to open no matter what havent been able to read or post for months now

 No.810768

that is so sad ill turn on despracito for you

 No.810769

simply post on the tb

 No.810770

gonno drink and sushi bar for a bit then make some hotsauce then drink and sushi bar some more

 No.810771

gonno morph enjoy your sushi bar

 No.810772

hell yeah

 No.810773

i always do

 No.810774


 No.810775

is that a good mythical normnig video it better NOT be

 No.810776

do people really have problems with ponytails

 No.810777

>>810774
these morons couldnt be more wrong

 No.810778

uh oh you activated the wks

 No.810779

performing a scan on my old broken phone that was completely wiped and it found a costanza image

 No.810780

ponytails are sexual as hell idiot its got NOThing to do with respecting women

 No.810781

愛 a girl in a tshirt with a ponytail

 No.810782

goes to show how easy it is to recover data from what you thought was completely gone

 No.810783

you should learn how data storage works things never actually get deleted

 No.810784

>>810779
post it

 No.810785

ya i already knew that its just weird seeing it in practice

 No.810786

ill post it when the scan is done its at 55%

 No.810787

going to pay my future gf $10 for each day that she wears ponytails or pigtails or short twintails and lets me sperm in her mouth 5 times

 No.810788

5 times is too many for one day

 No.810789

when i performed a clean install on my pc i forgot about my vacation photos with The Boss and she got really upset when i told her theyre gone so im trying to recover anything i can find im starting off with my old phone first

 No.810790

youre never going to have a gf or $10

 No.810791

foolish gfnorm ponytails pinch

 No.810792

its her own fault for NOT storing them herself

 No.810793

File: 1532843934587.jpg (562.7 KB, 1200x1705, 004.jpg)

the max is around 70 times a day

 No.810794

might just jo to some chinks

 No.810795

gross

 No.810796

File: 1532844010899.jpg (84.36 KB, 720x960, me on the lappy.jpg)

"might just jo to some chinks"

 No.810797

hope molesterman is safe and sound

 No.810798

hate 3djoers

 No.810799

>>810796
looks like chads cousin

 No.810800

people who dont jo to their imagination only disgust me

 No.810801

https://www.pscp.tv/w/1kvJpaVNjDoxE
hooooooly shit get in here NOW

 No.810802

no

 No.810803

there are 55k people watching you will regret NOT watching

 No.810804

holy flip this is baste youre right

 No.810805

havent played fgo dont know who the flip most of the characters are

 No.810806

bada bing

 No.810807

if i were jap id be this mate

 No.810808

File: 1532844683833.jpg (182.97 KB, 1000x1399, f541e7b9199c86ec0f468f92fe0e78cb.jpg)

i only know paul bunyan

 No.810809

File: 1532844732520.jpg (52.37 KB, 959x959, im baste.jpg)


 No.810810

anyone have the hooboy image

 No.810811

having a hard time figuring out how these people are positioned in these costumes

 No.810812

gonno premorph and morph night hima

 No.810813

File: 1532844886958.png (48.92 KB, 1404x1406, Untitled.png)

like this i think

 No.810814

this announcer seems like a gang boss who is running this show as a front for something

 No.810815

the memory leak got me again

 No.810816

except the person insides waist is higher up i messed up the drawing but basically the body of the costume is actually mostly the person insides legs

 No.810817

underage cosplay nips

 No.810818

wish i could wear a costume

 No.810819

ok going to sleep flip the trailer

 No.810820

wish i lived in a trailer

 No.810821

makin that hotsauce hima

 No.810822

youre a third rate duelist with a fourth rate deck

 No.810823

make it extra saucy

 No.810824

how

 No.810825

i dont know

 No.810826

>>810822
thats NOT true i made it to master rank in shadowverse

 No.810827

cant stop watching this stream didnt know aoi yuuki voiced any fate characters

 No.810828

need to piss and jo what order should i do it in

 No.810829

jo then piss it feels great

 No.810830

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 No.810831

baste

 No.810832

i have aNOTher one but i dont think i should post it

 No.810833

post it anyway

 No.810834

post em

 No.810835

basted /v/ bro

 No.810836

File: 1532846526129.jpg (Spoiler Image, 39 KB, 380x399, restored_file_197232.jpg)

i dont even remember saving it

 No.810837

nice sense of humor reflapper

 No.810838

gonno edge

 No.810839

where did you go on vacation with The Boss

 No.810840

wish i had a mud pit to go digging around in

 No.810841

thailand

 No.810842

yellowstone

 No.810843

cant wait for the eruption

 No.810844

dont think id be able to resist throwing myself into old faithful if i went there

 No.810845

my ass is about to erupt

 No.810846

my sperm erupts every day

 No.810847

gonno have to perform a scan on the pc tomorrow dont want to lose all those pictures

 No.810848

gran keeps talking about going to the beach and now The Bosss bf is in on it i guess they figure now that im an old boomer id enjoy going there to do adult things but in all the simulations ive ran it never turns out well so i guess ill come up with a list of excuses

 No.810849

die spermer

 No.810850

enjoy kicking back and starting a slowjo and at the end my dick feels huge and sperm gets everywhere

 No.810851

>>810847
if you installed a new os its unlikely youre gonno find them

 No.810852


 No.810853

be kind to gran

 No.810854

>>810852
and sometimes i like to stand up im training to break the world record

 No.810855

what record

 No.810856

most far sperming record

 No.810857

mine just dribbles out

 No.810858

because you jo too fast

 No.810859

if i slowjo it starts to sting

 No.810860


 No.810861

NOT clicking that

 No.810862

me jo far me jo to... moon

 No.810863

big boobies

 No.810864

glad that dasha stopped the stream she has retained her dignity

 No.810865

>>810840
was this a mud flood

 No.810866

die wk

 No.810867

i vowed to protect the modesty of all women

 No.810868

got some things to post about but dont want to upset any of the sensitive souls here

 No.810869

mindblowing how little the world has in common with how i thought the world was as a child

i was NOT prepared

 No.810870

same

 No.810871

should have played wow

 No.810872

>>810865
no but this >>810723 was

 No.810873

wow ruined elliots life

 No.810874

how many people are actually on hima and how many want a hima meetup and where should it be

 No.810875

wrong wow was the only thing keeping elliot alive

 No.810876


 No.810877

wish i could go to a hima meetup but im banned from entering the us for aNOTher 7 years

 No.810878

remember himako saying there were about 20 active posters but that was many moons ago

 No.810879

i misclicked i meant to say im NOT leaving to go anywhere

 No.810880

it would take place in china

 No.810881

theres less now id say about 7-10 or so

 No.810882

lets have a meetup at the iowa state fair

 No.810883

the meetup should just be in japan its only natural

 No.810884

how about a darwin meetup

 No.810885

lets meet up at 2741 W Southern Ave #14

 No.810886

>>810883
i cant afford it

 No.810887

i cant enter churches

 No.810888

>>810885
neets arent allowed there

 No.810889

>>810886
i might be able to pay depending on the price

 No.810890

japan really isnt as expensive as you think pick a flight with a lot of layovers and stay in $9 hostels the food is actually cheaper there than in the states

 No.810891

the food is cheaper because it pinches

 No.810892

how much are onsen resorts like the ones that all my favorite anime girls visit

 No.810893

varies just like any resort
cheapest i saw was like $40 most expensive is going to be in the 4 figure range

 No.810894

wonder what the limit of people is per room

 No.810895

its really cheap from here like three or four hundred return since its only a few hours away but id feel bad ill just save up

 No.810896

NOThing to feel bad about its NOT my money

 No.810897

malaysias better than japan and cheaper

 No.810898

i dont know any malaysian

 No.810899

everyone knows english

 No.810900

lets meet in the middle and go to indonesia

 No.810901

why NOT singapore they know english there

 No.810902

sure lets hit aceh

 No.810903

we need to go to whatever asian country provides the greatest smv boost for white males

 No.810904

no we dont sexnorm

 No.810905

what about cambodia

 No.810906

singapore is expensive as hell

 No.810907

that would be japan

 No.810908

actually i think its literally china

 No.810909

i read stories on trv of white chads going to asian countries and getting free places to stay by flipping the local women

 No.810910

china would be good since its basted as hell and it also puts the eops on an even playing ground so they dont feel bad plus we can go food ranging

 No.810911

most of us need a visa for china sounds like work

 No.810912

china is full of chinese people

 No.810913

ill only go to japan all other asian countries are shitholes

 No.810914

flip it at the very least ill have enough to go by myself if we cant decide on a spot dont want to go to japan in the winter time though i would prefer summer or spring

 No.810915

how much would it cost to send a neetblog to japan by cargo ship

 No.810916

>>810911
single entry tourist visas are just a formality you can get one really easily at the airport

 No.810917

have you done that before i kinda wanted to stop by when i was in hk but apparently you need a travel agency to get a 3 day expedited visa at the quickest or you have to wait over a week if you go through an embassy and i dont see anything about visa on arrival

 No.810918

i guess it depends on the country youre coming from

 No.810919

really dont see the point in going to china

 No.810920

laughing at chinks is fun

 No.810921

youll be the one getting laughed at

 No.810922

this is probably the best hotsauce ive made yet time for some chicken sandwiches

 No.810923

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 No.810924

how is the modern age chaos

 No.810925

have you been ignoring everything going on around you or what
someone inject this mate with 50cc of redpill stat hes virtually comatose

 No.810926

>>810924
its just a meme

 No.810927

i simply neet it up and occasionally jog to the store no chaos here

 No.810928

gonno bite my nails

 No.810929

tons of nice ponytail sexy ladies at the usual place right now

 No.810930

wish i was intelligent enough to know the scope keywords

 No.810931

fool

 No.810932


 No.810933

nice habibi

 No.810934

hb these are just about the best chicken sandwiches i ever did make

 No.810935

might make some bread but scared ill set off the smoke detector and wake everyone up

 No.810936

flip em bake that bread

 No.810937

if the smoke detector goes off in the hima mansion during morph hours someones getting their ass beat

 No.810938

there wont be any smoke detectors in the hima mansion dont worry

 No.810939

bakin it lets go

 No.810940

hell yeah

 No.810941

why did cunnilingus make me a sushi chef

 No.810942

File: 1532852904133.jpg (732.16 KB, 1230x1740, 1532847208569.jpg)

sad

 No.810943

it pains me that none of my children will be full chink theyll only be half baste

 No.810944


 No.810945

nice unregistered hypercam 2

 No.810946

should i jo

 No.810947

permission denied

 No.810948

sigh

 No.810949

any sushi bars that are fun and have players kinda miss ut2004

 No.810950

ya fire up the overwatch

 No.810951

too expensive and looks dumb

 No.810952


 No.810953

no

 No.810954

used to 愛 sitting on the top of the tower on facing worlds in ut99 sniping bots over and over again with the mod that made people with more kills fatter and people with less skinny until all the bots on the enemy team became super skinny and i was obese could do it for hours

 No.810955

facing worlds was a classic

 No.810956

it really was

 No.810957

>>810954
die fat

 No.810958

kind of been getting cravings to play unreal and unreal return to na pali again maybe i should stream

 No.810959

>>810951
you can try it out for free this weekend

 No.810960

wish the overwatch mate would play with me

 No.810961

pilling the old forum i found that post from 2008 on and theyre starting to go ham

better lighten the touch or ill just get wk-banned

 No.810962

might give minecraft a shot

 No.810963


 No.810964

The Boss just texted me she wants me to walk the dogs but im drunk as hell hehe lets go

 No.810965

>>810963
go to hell teenkid

 No.810966

whys your The Boss awake at 5am

 No.810967


 No.810968

alright gonno go walk em im gonno make chili fries when i get back though see you in a bit hima

 No.810969

>>810966
its NOT 5am in australia

 No.810970

>>810965
you cant talk to me like that im the teenblob

 No.810971

>>810969
im indonesian

 No.810972

walao ah

 No.810973

>>810971
die impersonator

 No.810974

File: 1532855929783.png (Spoiler Image, 2.26 MB, 2800x1102, 94251a_6406870.png)

crazy that the freak jos to stuff like this

 No.810975

wkwkwk

 No.810976

>>810974
do you have any evidence to back this up

 No.810977

ill ride you moltres lets go save my wife reshiram

 No.810978

So you're going by "neetblog" now nerd? Haha whats up douche bag, it's Tanner from Highschool. Remember me? Me and the mates used to give you a hard time in school. Sorry you were just an easy target lol. I can see NOT much has changed. Remember Sarah the girl you had a crush on? Yeah we're married now. I make over 200k a year and drive a mustang GT. I guess some things never change huh loser? Nice catching up lol. Pathetic..

 No.810979

im back hey hima

 No.810980

>>810974
hes NOT the only one

 No.810981

愛 mutating hard while the dogs sprint to catch up

 No.810982

ready for todays serm got a bunch of snacks ready hehe

 No.810983

snacking is a sin

 No.810984

no

 No.810985

yes

 No.810986

been snacking on multivites hope i dont die

 No.810987

more like antivites

 No.810988

gonno attempt a nap

 No.810989

good luck

 No.810990

phew

 No.810991

used to think sarada was incomparably underage but now she looks like a big fat hag and himawari is looking really cute i wonder why that is

 No.810992

>>810990
theres a neetblog in the making in the front row

 No.810993

recognize that song but cant quite put my finger on it

 No.810994


 No.810995

gonno grind a lil anki

 No.810996

chili fries a'cookin

 No.810997

had a very long elaborate dream about brown girl and a hotel clerk giving me fake money and having to defeat him in a flame enclosed battle arena to get proper change and then brown girl was laying around with me but we didnt flip also a couple dreams about defeating enemies in a castle with some very bloody scenes my battle partner was a gunslinger with bad aim
the end of the dream took place outside the hotel and for some reason i had to park a right hand drive dodge van on top of ice and the pedals were wrong it was like using a mouse cross handed

 No.810998

>>810993
its a miyazaki tune

 No.810999

bedtime night hima

 No.811000

woke up gonno read and jo

 No.811001

>>810974
underage

 No.811002

dead hours

 No.811003

dont forget the firm handshake

 No.811004

there are a bunch of trees behind my store and you can hear the cicadas even through the closed back door
first time in the store as manager im going to be only here from now on so i better start making some quality of life changes

 No.811005

what do you mean my store

 No.811006

woke up had a nice shower and coffee sis made tacos with sour cream cheddar ground beef and tomatoes they were great then i helped The Boss with the dishes and took out the garbage now its time to relax a bit
im absolutely loving this new monitor hima hehe

 No.811007

did you ever fix the tearing issue

 No.811008

>>811005
im being promoted to store manager for this store so im in charge of ordering and upkeep and the people working here
its a very slow store but the people who come in are upper class so instead of many small purchases there are fewer larger ones

 No.811009

no i dont think theres a fix besides buying new gpu like a 1030 or something
but i watched one piece for hours yesterday and had no tearing at all so its just youtube
since its at the very top of the screen and only happens in full screen i will probably wait for the next gen volta cards and get a current gen one for cheap

 No.811010


 No.811011

flip you nvidiot

 No.811012

eating pizza

 No.811013

dont mind getting a radeon its just that volta is closer to release than navi

 No.811014

mates dragon fruit is so flipping delicious trust me its great

 No.811015

cant be any better than an apple

 No.811016

had a dream about thad

 No.811017

just woke up i regret NOT mutating all of those posts sigh

 No.811018

foolish reader

 No.811019

die mutants i despise you all

 No.811020

while you were reading posts i was mastering the blog

 No.811021

sippin on mugicha eating m&ms listening to naoya matsuoka while the cicadas buzz in the back this is NOT bad hima

 No.811022

sigh wish i was there

 No.811023

gih

 No.811024

what should i jerk it to

 No.811025

the serm

 No.811026

kids

 No.811027

thats immoral

 No.811028

the kinds don't mind

 No.811029

the little angels 愛 it when men jerk it to their smooth underage bodies

 No.811030

a huge wasp just flew in through the back door oh cunnilingus help

 No.811031

are these things dangerous this is the biggest one ive seen its like one of those japanese wasps

 No.811032

ok its gone holy shit my hands are shaking i tried to kill it with the broom but it didnt die and instead flew out the door theres a huge streak of goo that came out of it and its on the window it was buzzing very loudly and i could see its stinger moving trying to find something

 No.811033

passing paths that climb halfway into the void
as we cross from side to side we hear the total mass retain

 No.811034

retain what

 No.811035

NOT a verb

 No.811037

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 No.811038

>>811004
werent you going to manage two stores since there are five of them and only you goatboss and scapeboss as managers

 No.811039

wish i could walk into a store and get promoted to manager after a month

 No.811041

envy kenny my jobs been getting more stressful by the day although i cant really complain since i have my own office and stuff
my boss really likes me i think because hes over 60 and most of the women are insufferable bitches and the men are too intense and im the only one there that has the patience to take it easy and can attune to old people
he wants to promote me to the position of a girl that got pregnant hes gonno fire her right after her maternity leave ends ill make quite a bit more but i wont be able to relax all day and just pretend to work like i usually do

 No.811042

baste boss btfoing breeders

 No.811043

best part is she hates me just for existing and being a non vocal flapper with the tism

 No.811044

File: 1532891816267.jpg (2.7 MB, 3024x4032, wky6djdc86z01.jpg)

gomu gomu nooooooo

 No.811046

>>811038
thats what i was told but this store and the other one im supposed to manage have had no managers for a couple of months now
the other store is staffed by an ex general manager who was also the store manager before that so at least its NOT a trainee girl situation where we have someone there with no knowledge of anything flipping everything up

 No.811047

cant wait until i have enough saved up to live off of interest but its gonno take a long time to reach that

 No.811048

you need to teach her the basics

 No.811049

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 No.811050

愛 this song wish to live in the country with my mates

 No.811051

internet speed pinches right now hima

 No.811052

>>811048
thats what im going to do
she seems eager to learn she just never had any training
but then again she had no idea what pvc or glory holes were so she might just be plain old flapper

 No.811053

time to sushi bar hard

 No.811054

listening to the the sims 1 building and shop modes ost

 No.811055

File: 1532892698615.jpg (20.98 KB, 825x157, SPEED.JPG)

lookin good

 No.811056

nice speedmogger

 No.811057

>>811039
have you tried being an extrovertnorm

 No.811058

i know a complete reflapper who manages a pizza store if youre NOT a complete loser who is high all day youre in the top 1% of retail

 No.811059

after a week of going to the same place people will start to comment on how quiet i am so i cant go outside for long periods of time

 No.811060

File: 1532893009895.png (22.48 KB, 732x133, sigh.PNG)

sigh mogged hard

 No.811061

what do i do with 930mbps up

 No.811062

>>811058
you cant say that about grant

 No.811063

boss once asked whats wrong with me referring to my quiet battered manbaby demeanor made me want to cry

 No.811064

>>811061
NOThing theres no applicability

 No.811065

that pinches where i work at people are kind enough to wait until i leave to talk behind my back

 No.811066

File: 1532893213151.webm (Spoiler Image, 705.65 KB, 1280x720, [HorribleSubs] Ryuuou no Oshigoto! - 03 [720p….webm)

now this is mindblowing

 No.811067

>>811061
stream

 No.811068

the water store usually has only one or two people working at once
im alone all week until saturday thats when im with trainee girl

 No.811069

dont know whats going on speed capped out at 10kbps for a while this is the end for me hima

 No.811070

youre being ddosed

 No.811071

10 kbps is enough to post here you dont need more

 No.811072

>>811058
flip off norm

 No.811073

thats a lie it actually wasnt enough to post and my post about the internet speeds didnt go through for a long time

 No.811074

File: 1532893900642.jpg (128.5 KB, 895x1315, 1532887567362.jpg)

wish this is what i saw in the mirror every morning

 No.811075

what do you see

 No.811076

File: 1532894010611.png (13.07 KB, 481x103, speed.png)

i have the worst internet speed on hima

 No.811077

>>811075
a pile of shite

 No.811078

>>811065
goat boss talks behind my back but its only good stuff its weird when people come in and tell me he was talking about me and had NOThing but good things to say

 No.811079

made coffee hima hb its amazing i tell you

 No.811080

>>811076
its NOT that bad

 No.811081

>>811078
die weirdcharismanig

 No.811082

sigh saw my boss posting about me on hima

 No.811083

caved in and had some carbs

 No.811084

>>811081
scape boss told me someone emailed him about me hehe
if you know what youre doing and help people it all falls into place

 No.811085

everybody want to be a bodybuilder but nobody want to lift this heavy ass weight

 No.811086

pretty sure most people dont want to be bodybuilders

 No.811087

>>811080
my upload speed is

 No.811088

girls like thin mates like brad in fight club

 No.811089

girls are idiots and should be ignored

 No.811090

i like girls

 No.811091

dealership mate said i was built like him with long skinny arms and legs
NOT sure if i want a cbr650f might just get a zx6r because bakuon had a big impact on me

 No.811092

my legs are starting to look epic from running and bike riding

 No.811093

pic

 No.811094

>>811089
spotted the incel

 No.811095

wish i had a bike that sounded this good

 No.811096

File: 1532895249248.jpg (309.69 KB, 1280x720, [HorribleSubs] Love Live! Sunshine!! - 09 [720….jpg)

spotted the incel

 No.811097

wish i wasnt a nigger

 No.811098

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 No.811099

File: 1532895363679.jpg (122.3 KB, 899x1200, 2506dc2c1a9ad5bc9b95df9c5c59b441.jpg)


 No.811100

is overwatch mate online

 No.811101

wouldnt mind sleeping on park benches if we went to japan together but i think its easy to find girls to flip there and convince them to let your mates sleep on the couch plus sleeping is a waste when youre traveling we should be drinking strong zero by night and monster ultra early in the morning and only getting four hours of sleep per day

 No.811103

File: 1532896302676.jpg (90.86 KB, 1080x1080, 1531522274385.jpg)


 No.811104

im cool

 No.811105

get the new cb650f it sounds great

 No.811106

wish owmate would play with me

 No.811107

stop playing overwatch it pinches

 No.811108

im a 26 year old boomer

 No.811109

i only played it once on friday and the free weekend is going to be over tonight

 No.811110

wish i could give it a try but my gpu cant handle it

 No.811111

i suffer from cultural cringe

 No.811112

want to go back to the days of 6 hour jo and 8 hours making sushi and then sleeping for 10 hours

 No.811113

same but it was more like 9 hours morph 3 hours jo 2 hours bankstanding at the ge 4 hours watching videos on youtube and 6 hours himastaring

 No.811114


 No.811115

i sat on the cb and somehow the rake angle felt horrible even though im sure the cb and the cbr are the same
would prefer fairings as well

 No.811116

die bikenorm

 No.811118

The Boss almost crushed herself in a landslide of floor tiles when she opened the closet and one of them hit the circuit breaker while i was about to post something

 No.811119

is she ok

 No.811120

gymbike

 No.811121

>>811101
dumb naive flapper

 No.811122

get a gsxr

 No.811123

wish i had someone to sushi bar with

 No.811124

the cb looks gay as hell

 No.811125

sounds like a good fit then

 No.811126

File: 1532899024688.jpg (275.77 KB, 1920x1440, 6000000001.jpg)

the cbr looks a lot better

 No.811127

when i went to get the cbr inspected at a cruiser shop the fart looked at the wrong number for the mileage and said that cant be right i think he was talking shit over it NOT being pristine and super clean sorry im NOT some boomer with a $20,000 hog he manages to ride 3 times a year and spends the rest having it repaired and polishing it

 No.811128

>>811119
who cares thats NOT the point

 No.811129

File: 1532899213496.jpg (206.75 KB, 2000x1334, maxresdefault.jpg)

he newer vfrs dont look as good as the 2003-2008 ones either

 No.811130

File: 1532899286967.jpg (87.49 KB, 400x300, HONDAVFR800Interceptor-5203_1.jpg)


 No.811131

>>811128
why dont you 愛 your The Boss

 No.811132

the dumb bitch interrupted me while i was gonno post

 No.811133

trainee girl really likes my bike maybe i should ask if she wants to go for a ride i dont think she ever rode anythinb bigger than a 250

 No.811134

she was probably a single mother roast that set him up to be a failure anyway

 No.811135

what were you going to post

 No.811136

File: 1532899429365.jpg (23.18 KB, 270x434, 1487304073981.jpg)

>>811135
hello mates

 No.811137

glad she interrupted you

 No.811138

sigh

 No.811139

File: 1532899523907.jpg (1.05 MB, 1457x2064, 1532896973156.jpg)

do boys really like it when you do this

 No.811140

brought in a 1lb bag of m&ms im gonno eat them all except for one and leave it in the fridge

 No.811141


 No.811142

you mean kg

 No.811143


 No.811144

to prank the next person whos here and wants some mms

 No.811145

File: 1532899614973.jpg (57.86 KB, 580x385, 2018_CB650F_580x385_Red_42515B.jpg)

>>811126
>>811129
look like toys designed to appeal to teens the cb is a real bike

 No.811146

>>811130
flapperlaughing hard

 No.811147

>>811144
dont you live alone

 No.811148

yeah but im at the store right now

 No.811149

starting to think the overwatch mate was just a troll

 No.811150

File: 1532899783294.jpg (104.51 KB, 1500x1500, 81zB1yIo3ZL._SL1500_.jpg)

scape boss also has NOT picked up his electric grill so im going to start using it and slowly bringing in more stuff like a toaster oven and crock pot and elecric griddle

 No.811151

simply bring a mattress and start living in the back you will save over nine grand per year

 No.811152

how will i jo

 No.811153

in the bathroom when the store is closed

 No.811154

or you could get a lgf and flip her outside

 No.811155

File: 1532900558444.jpg (1.24 MB, 3024x4032, 8cy47ifjlxc11.jpg)


 No.811156

thats sick

 No.811157

its art

 No.811158

i want to produce art

 No.811159

flapperlaughing at trainee girls signature it reminds me of the autograph practice in pripara

 No.811160

whats the name of that sexy lady three kingdoms flappernime again

 No.811161

only flappers can flapperlaugh

 No.811162

File: 1532901304355.png (94.71 KB, 954x959, ae1ff356a004df10ba58b4e48f8456cc.png)

you mean ryofuko

 No.811163

just woke up hey hows it hanging mates

 No.811164

should i watch astarotte no omocha

 No.811165

>>811162
ya thanks

 No.811166

>>811164
read the manga

 No.811167

>>811163
going great dont forget to read and highlight

 No.811168

i already read its too late to go back and highlight now

 No.811169

school gave my contact info to some recruiter at a water bottling company but i refuse to enter the water business after what ive read here

 No.811170

bottled water is a scam

 No.811171

think im gonno grab a 560 or maybe a 1050 they pair well with my cpu although even a vega 56 only produces a 25% bottleneck according to thebottlenecker.com

 No.811172

think its about time to fire up the overwatch see you later mates

 No.811173

dont do it

 No.811174

can i bring my own glass or copper receptacle to the water store and have them fill it up

 No.811175

its raining

 No.811176


 No.811177

oh flip nevermind its actually hail

 No.811178

gonno banishment this world

 No.811179

napped again sigh

 No.811180

>>811172
can i play with you

 No.811181

>>811174
die vargnorm

 No.811182

File: 1532902758630.jpg (203.21 KB, 1920x1080, [Doremi].Chuunibyou.demo.Koi.ga.Shitai!.Movie.….jpg)

sick of all the couples in anime i dont watch cartoons to get mogged its better when theres just vague romantic tension with NOThing concrete

 No.811183

youre meant to pretend youre the girl

 No.811184

i have an ahoge

 No.811185

you mean agehao

 No.811187


 No.811188

trainee girl is at the fast store today even so i have double the sales that she has again poor girl

 No.811189

im a chuuni gf

 No.811190

The Boss made rice krispie treats hell yea hima this is baste

 No.811191

never ate rice krispie treats are they good

 No.811192

theyre really good

 No.811193

sigh

 No.811194

theyre tasty crunchy and sweet and compact

 No.811196

just got a lootbox

 No.811197

愛 thinking about kids

 No.811198

only twigs like rice krispie treats

 No.811199

sicko

 No.811200

>>811196
can i play with you

 No.811201

gonno play some animal crossing sigh

 No.811202

dont think i could date a chuuniflapper

 No.811203

girls dont come with personalities anymore so youre in luck you can get the bland chad hungry pump and dump of your dreams

 No.811204

what if your himamates were girls

 No.811205

>>811203
nice turt

 No.811206

theyre pretty bland too most of them sit around all day like gorons joing

 No.811207

still got a bottle of wine should i crack

 No.811208

i only jo post to fit in i havent masturbated a day in my life

 No.811209

same i always play both sides im both fat and twig too

 No.811210

which side does your true physique lie

 No.811211

im neetbodied

 No.811212

simply can't stop jerking it to kids

 No.811213

this girl has two tattoos on her face what a weirdo

 No.811215

bored gonno install xp

 No.811216

closing the store should i stream a canal walk after this

 No.811217

stream a nice canal jo

 No.811218

why do you work on weekends

 No.811219

phew using quantum with the dark theme and claura style and youtube nighly mode feeling cozy

 No.811220

isnt that normal for retail

 No.811221

why would you NOT work on weekends

 No.811222

gonno sushi bar

 No.811223

what are you going to play

 No.811224

black ops 2

 No.811226

die norms

 No.811227

new daniels

 No.811228

already watched it

 No.811229


 No.811230

File: 1532907190447.jpg (33.96 KB, 591x633, [Zurako]_Mawaru_Penguindrum_07_The_Eggchanting….jpg)


 No.811231

go to hell t

 No.811232

File: 1532907277754.png (356.27 KB, 739x540, [Zurako]_Mawaru_Penguindrum_07_The_Eggchanting….png)


 No.811233

stole both of those

 No.811234

t is weird hes just going to keep getting older and older while doing the same stuff hes always done

 No.811235

>>811234
stfu norm

 No.811236

cant believe we never got aNOTher qa review

 No.811237

>>811234
die norm

 No.811238

its time to grow up and take off the dipey manbabies

 No.811239

no thanks

 No.811240

File: 1532907529951.jpg (58.37 KB, 454x454, 1395604836225.jpg)

>>811234
Umm, who do you think you're talking to, kid..... ?

 No.811241

basted

 No.811242


 No.811243

>>811218
managers generally need to be in on the busiest days and on the days before the busiest days to get it ready

 No.811244

File: 1532908110909.gif (999.31 KB, 500x376, m.gif)


 No.811245

stupid bitch

 No.811246

how dare you

 No.811247

File: 1532908310634.png (152.46 KB, 500x500, 88f31a41ae1576d5868e6b959f48509e7738d1580c7323….png)

the official /ota/ partnered discord server is here

http://discord.gg/ota

 No.811249

flip you otalad

 No.811250

i think im going to throw up

 No.811251

got a call from goat boss trainee girl is having trouble placing an order or something

 No.811252

what makes him so goat

 No.811253

how could you possibly having trouble ordering water

 No.811254

he showed me his steam library and he plays goat simulator

 No.811255

havent browsed ota in weeks

 No.811256

>>811253
trainee girl requires a special type of training

 No.811257

havent browsed ota since the slay the k arc

 No.811258

only go on ota to read gynossmates threads

 No.811259

gonno leave this up on the store computer for trainee girl tomorrow when she comes in

 No.811260

its time to vargpill trainee girl

 No.811261

gonno mutate these pie eating contestantposts

 No.811262

actually going to leave smagg'd on repeat for her

 No.811263

File: 1532909207596.jpg (597.87 KB, 1280x960, falimeta.jpg)

im basted

 No.811264

those burritos dont have enough filling

 No.811265

time to crack open my last bottle of wine

 No.811266

>>811259
dont do that theyll drug test you and youll test positive for ped

 No.811267

gonno get chicken nuggetless wings and play my 3ds its a good night hima

 No.811268

wish i had a 3ds

 No.811269

nice nintenyearold

 No.811270

flapperlaughing at that filter

 No.811271

didnt even NOTice the filter

 No.811272

>>811266
goat boss and scape boss both smoke they dont drug test

 No.811273

phew started adding a few very thin slices of raw garlic to my sandwich and let me tell you its revolutionary

 No.811274

>>811269
foolish

 No.811275

i put roasted garlic c愛s on my sandwiches

 No.811276

roasting them is too much work so i just use raw garlic and onions

 No.811277

report them to the police and become a super manager

 No.811278

forgot how to ride a bike

 No.811279

new amiami design pinches

 No.811280

norminormi

 No.811281

>>811277
its NOT illegal

 No.811282

stream a smoke sesh

 No.811283


 No.811284

would anyone like a hug

 No.811285

sure

 No.811286

>>811282
i do NOT smoke

 No.811287

wonder if trainee girl is a drug user that would explain a lot

 No.811288

for a pedonig this mate sure is obsessed with a fully developed female maybe hes just a nig

 No.811289

File: 1532910762368.png (625.69 KB, 1280x720, [HorribleSubs] Hanebado! - 05 [720p].mkv_snaps….png)

poor badminton little baby is getting mentally snapped

 No.811290

File: 1532910764658.png (195.15 KB, 1440x2560, Screenshot_20180729-172941.png)

nicesuz

 No.811291

bored gonno jo jerk it off kids g a

 No.811292

basted

 No.811293

>>811288
shes 'friendly' and her flapperism is nice

 No.811294

phew hima i gotta say these chicken nuggetless wings are delicious

 No.811295

im eating chicken nuggetless wings now too it was a 6 piece but they were slow so i got 4 extra

 No.811296

think ive never ate chicken nuggetless wings

 No.811297

File: 1532911564951.jpg (94.8 KB, 1202x902, gvtcpvyt4yc11.jpg)


 No.811298

now that is epyc

 No.811299

havent upgraded my pc in a long time

 No.811300

idiot

 No.811301

rude

 No.811302

File: 1532911876233.webm (912.74 KB, 768x416, 1532822823599.webm)


 No.811303

The Boss walked past as i opened that fuqk you

 No.811304

if you havent even pilled The Boss on the holocaust yet what the hell are you doing

 No.811305

im scared hima

 No.811306

im NOT an idiot theres just simply no need for me to upgrade

 No.811307

thats what you think

 No.811308

there are loads of chinks in this area

 No.811309

wish i was a chink

 No.811310

foolish upgraders

 No.811311

finished my food time to go fish

 No.811312

File: 1532912760342.jpg (158.19 KB, 1920x1080, [Doremi].Chuunibyou.demo.Koi.ga.Shitai!.Movie.….jpg)

chuuni movie was boring and kind of made me wish i was dead

 No.811313

the demiurge is bullying me again

 No.811314


 No.811315

>>811234
gonno call him boomer t now

 No.811316

>>811314
okay now this is basted

 No.811317

>>811314
ive read about the organ harvesting conspiracy before some of it is pretty convincing

 No.811318

almost forgot what the link to the sb was

 No.811319

post it

 No.811320

die secretnorm

 No.811321

no one posts there anyway theres been 3 in the last month

 No.811322

theres a himako post and thats it

 No.811323

figured out a way to lower the water level in the toilet this is a cunnilingussend

 No.811324

>>811321
>>811322
how do i know you arent lying

 No.811325

basted - Last Friday at 5:41 PM
wish getting a hold of drugs wasnt such a pain
just more norm privilege they just call up their dealer and hes there within the hour
i have to send some jerk crypto and hope usps doesnt open my package and hope there even is a package and i didnt get scammed as i wait 3 or 4 weeks for it to show up

basted - Yesterday at 12:27 AM
NOThin norm about drugs
i order drugs on tor and do them in my room there are no norms involved
theyre great they can make your brain and muscles work differently

https://himasugi.org/jp/res/787220.html#788617
the ban was for this

these are the last posts up there

 No.811327

mfw that compulsive lying nigger was claiming he makes like $60k the other day
guess hes banking on the neets NOT knowing the value of a dollar and thinking thats what cashiers get now
in the real world 30 year olds dont walk into their first job as some retail drone and start getting handed $1000 a week checks and manager position offers
why is he even still around the pnig arc should have ended
man up and take him out of the equation
he was annoying on /jp/ annoying on warosu and hes annoying now theres literally NOThing good about his presence like the other posters
even wk is fun to argue with
but the nig is just constant blurble
muh kuhzin muhfugga
muh baja blast
muh hawaiian shirts
because he never shuts up with his shitty homegrown memes and hes arrogant as hell
i dare you to filter water store to something

this is right before those

 No.811328

nice
epic
i like it

 No.811329

flipped up

 No.811330

turts having a roid rage

 No.811332

wonder how much my paychecks will be after i get my manager raise

 No.811333

愛 a good teenrage hehe

 No.811334

filtering aloha and hawaiian would be nice

 No.811335

whats wrong with aloha and hawaiian

 No.811336

you know

 No.811337

filter aloha shirt to sexy lady fishing shirt and hawaiian shirt to fancy overpriced shirt

 No.811338

filter scape to something

 No.811339

aloha shirt to rune platebody

 No.811340

>>811339
this one

 No.811341


 No.811342

File: 1532915186338.png (21.07 KB, 727x212, screenshot.png)


 No.811343

varg pinches

 No.811344

used to be a vargdrone but then sv3rige opened my eyes

 No.811345

sv3rige is baste varg is a flapper

 No.811346

lost a big fish wonder what it was

 No.811347

theyre both flapeprs

 No.811348

crying again

 No.811349

wish i could cry

 No.811350

only been fishing once with my grandpa all i caught was a pufferfish

 No.811351

did you eat it

 No.811352

no

 No.811353

caught a squid

 No.811354

nice squidder

 No.811355

File: 1532917781652.jpg (230.6 KB, 1032x1457, DjUKzZjVsAE83L6.jpg large.jpg)

sudo...

 No.811356

File: 1532917894224.jpg (458.49 KB, 1032x1457, DjUK2WLVAAE9YHh.jpg large.jpg)


 No.811357

caught a clown fish hehe

 No.811358

are you supposed to pretend youre the pig

 No.811359

File: 1532917958528.jpg (304.79 KB, 850x1200, DjUK-zcU4AElsVr.jpg)

wish i was her

 No.811360

yuka what the fuck are you doing

 No.811361

>>811358
youre just meant to jo to how exciting it is to see such a dirty bitch

 No.811362

cunnilingus of sweet

 No.811363

wish i had themed wax paper to cook with

 No.811364

wish i had yuka to cook with

 No.811365

can someone post the yuka gravure book so i can jo

 No.811366

by all accounts its NOT joable

 No.811367

wish i was a japanese cat

 No.811368

you better believe its chicken sandwich time hima

 No.811369

deep fry those bad boys

 No.811370

ill meet you in the middle and shallow fry them

 No.811371

starting to get makeup videos in my recommended videos because of nekoten

 No.811372

can anyone help identify music in a video of hers ive heard it before but cant put my finger on it

 No.811373

maybe but itll cost you

 No.811374

whats the cost for this service

 No.811375

ill decide that later

 No.811376

the toybox theme in the beginning

 No.811377

sounds familiar but i cant place it i really like it though sigh

 No.811378

ive heard it in a niconico kumikyoku but i dont want to track down that one medley and then find the song list for it sigh

 No.811379

File: 1532919272559.jpg (24.18 KB, 400x400, 11860.jpg)


 No.811380

could go for a niconico medley right now myself

 No.811381

are they still doing new ones

 No.811382

this takes me back those were the true good old days

 No.811383

gonno listen to this and plant some trees

 No.811384

ok its called 雪と子供

 No.811385

normonormo douga

 No.811386

people outside of this board are starting to say basted regularly now we cant say it anymore now you mates

 No.811387

sigh hima dango daikazoku came on time to cry

 No.811388

>>811386
sorry thats my fault

 No.811389

>>811386
you dumb fuqker basted started as a nigger meme thats why it was filtered

 No.811390

>>811386
i know why but im NOT going to say

 No.811391


 No.811392

>>811389
people are saying baste and basted NOT bas ed

 No.811393

superb sandwiches today hima gonno pie eating contest The Bosss gin to celebrate

 No.811394

did baste really start as a hima meme i find that dubious

 No.811395

feeling bored isnt tonight a full moon

 No.811396

>>811389
i know but its now common to say matewas like the same with meatheads but after ttgl every norm started saying bro

 No.811397

>>811394
https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/basted-cunnilingus
replace baste with b a s e d without the spaces

 No.811398

i cant always remember to dodge the wordfilters piss me off

 No.811399

and cunnilingus with g o d no spaces

 No.811400

>>811397
NOT bas ed hes talking about the baste and basted wordfilters people have started manually saying them instead of bas ed outside of hima also it spread from a subreddit that people repost stuff here from so yeah go figure that one out

 No.811401

>>811391
nice "be over 5'4"

 No.811402

im 5'4

 No.811403

15 or older
be awkward
be funny
NOT be in it just for sex
be over 5'4
be any race

where do i apply

 No.811404

im NOT funny

 No.811405

you cant apply since youre in it just for sex

 No.811406

gonno play some dota

 No.811407

im in it so i can meet her friends and flip them thats NOT just for sex is it

 No.811408

that counts

 No.811409

NOT in it just for sex im in it so i can be called a creep and a pervert by everyone

 No.811410

i remember umad was a nigger thing but became a /jp/ thing then it caught on everywhere like wildfire

 No.811411

gonno check and see how much goat boss did today

 No.811412

wish to jo

 No.811413

weird how jp had a bunch of those kinds of memes that got turned mainstream and ruined

 No.811414

open bobs

 No.811415

>>811386
that was me

 No.811416

its the meme cycle

 No.811417

File: 1532922399400.jpg (859.83 KB, 2722x3629, 1f28i3l.jpg)


 No.811418

File: 1532922417250.jpg (336.8 KB, 1024x732, pewd.jpg)


 No.811419

wonder how much monster paid him

 No.811420

wonder how pnigs gran is doing

 No.811421

degen tat

 No.811422

still flapperlaughing at the fruit loops post months later

 No.811423

dont remember that post

 No.811424

its time

 No.811425

midnight technorms time to morph

 No.811426


 No.811427

whys it called midnight when its at the start of the night

 No.811428

its only 6pm

 No.811429

basted rossnigger

 No.811430

what to do hima what to do should i catch bugs or go fish

 No.811431

catch some bugs

 No.811432

used to watch sv3rige as a joke but everything he says is starting to make sense

 No.811434

got some blueberry waffles spread peanut butter on them

 No.811435

havent had waffles in a while might get some eggos next time i hit the store

 No.811436

wish i had a waffle

 No.811437

what man did invent waffle

 No.811438

gonno prank call the water store tomorrow

 No.811439

daddys home and thinks its time to crack open a cold one

 No.811440

scape boss calls competing water stores to ask them the same questions he gets asked all the time

 No.811441

time to listen to some one bit music

 No.811442

barely talked to The Boss today feeling lonely

 No.811443

wish for himaThe Boss

 No.811444

File: 1532925733141.jpg (62.36 KB, 543x395, 1532924054909.jpg)


 No.811445

what is the stronghold of security

 No.811446


 No.811447

faceless mentioned it in a video

 No.811448

whos faceless

 No.811450

yeah hes just some norm you dont want to know about him

 No.811451


 No.811452

File: 1532926521749.jpg (766.32 KB, 1080x1338, 1532925390941.jpg)

my friends and me

 No.811453

faceless and maxmoefoe make me wish i were australian

 No.811454

wish The Bossgf would die

 No.811455

saw a sexy lady with a really nice butt today

 No.811456

i dont believe it

 No.811457

should i post the pic

 No.811458

no

 No.811459

cant find a phone number for the water store guess i wont be giving pnig a call

 No.811460


 No.811461

dumb little bitch

 No.811462

File: 1532928205057.png (233.43 KB, 1000x1454, biribiri_AloYoru_003.png)


 No.811463

wish to flip an alolan girl

 No.811464

File: 1532928857839.jpg (47.5 KB, 426x600, C1-b4VQVQAAH2X4.jpg)

acerola gf

 No.811465

File: 1532929155958.jpeg (Spoiler Image, 424.24 KB, 720x1010, 1.jpeg)

horsey

 No.811466

>>811465
she looks so happy

 No.811467

thats actually a micropenis by equestrian standards

 No.811468

oh cunnilingus hima its taking so long to open images this pinches so flipping bad

 No.811469

simply dont open them

 No.811470

i have a micropenis by equestrian standards too

 No.811471

gonno have a nap later hima

 No.811472

is there anything inherently wrong with jerking it to kids?

 No.811473

gonno morph too

 No.811474

feasting on some carrot sticks hoooooooooooo boy

 No.811475

go to hell uma musume

 No.811476

dead hours

 No.811477

i went to the tb to avoid the pie eating contestnorm hours

 No.811478

The Boss smelled my neetstink and told me to take a shower

 No.811479

hate when that happens

 No.811480


 No.811481

mutated

 No.811482

wish i was raised christian

 No.811483

wouldve rejected christ if i was raised
christian

 No.811484

whys that

 No.811485

what the flip happened to my post

 No.811486

what post

 No.811487

die quickreply

 No.811488

no u

 No.811489

gonno quickmorph

 No.811490

guess ill make pizza then

 No.811491

pizza time hell yeah

 No.811493

mondays pinch aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

 No.811494

thank cunnilingus every day i can remain a neet

 No.811495

arrogant neetnorm

 No.811496

>>811417
crying

 No.811497

do you need a hug

 No.811498

only only The Boss and sexy ladies are allowed to hug me

 No.811499

okay well if you ever change your mind my arms are waiting

 No.811500

only my good mate pastamate is allowed to hug me sorry

 No.811501

wish i could hug pastamate

 No.811502

think im gonno get a rhinoplasty this year

 No.811503

good job killing the thread plastinorm

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 No.811505

owned

 No.811506

just got home and saw that pic of The Bossgf
really want to kill that little flipper

 No.811507

its NOT even The Bossgf you idiots

 No.811508

stop bullying the The Bossgf

 No.811509

dont hate brothers you are all my friends as well

 No.811510

die friendnorm

 No.811511

miss friendeye

 No.811512

its the chicken liver day hate it but i gotta do it

 No.811513

its hashbrowns and pancakes with maple syrup day for me

 No.811514

flip you

 No.811515

愛 me some nice sauteed chicken hearts with leek and garlic

 No.811516

just realized something again

 No.811517

spit it out

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>>811517
im flippin basted

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 No.811521

how do we stop the chinese

 No.811522

>>811518
i dont see this in my subs or his channel what the shite

 No.811523

those pancakes were good

 No.811524

chinks are basted and unstoppable it was only a matter of time

 No.811525

the roiders complain that all the raw materials for testosterone come from china now and they arent as good as in the old days

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 No.811527

suffering hard from impostor syndrome

 No.811528

never buying intel again

 No.811529

anyone buying intel right now is braindead

 No.811530

wish i was a survivor man instead of sheltered manbaby

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 No.811532

i am ill suited to survival in the modern age

 No.811533

the 5ghz band is broken again

 No.811534

sexy lady saw me and smiled then started playing with toys and took aNOTher look at me then looked away when i caught her i think shes horny as flip or something

 No.811535

how

 No.811536

oh cunnilingus hima shes flapper as hell shes banging on toys right next to me and making noises

 No.811537

ask her if she wants a boyfriend

 No.811538

her parents are right next to me i would if i could

 No.811539

they wont care shes old enough to make her own choices

 No.811540

sigh

 No.811541

jerked it

 No.811542

>>811536
smile at her and see her reaction that 3 year old is ready to flip im telling you

 No.811543

shes NOT 3 maybe 6 or 7 groan wish to flip this underage flappersexy lady

 No.811544

well shes NOT that underage maybe im just pent up hima

 No.811545

what does she look like

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 No.811547

otamin made me a modmin

 No.811548

oh got i cant handle this level of stress hima what the hell am i going to do i cant quit either

 No.811549

simply jo your stress away

 No.811550

got a call from goat boss bad news the internet is down at my store

 No.811551

pnig please hire me

 No.811552

scape boss told me there are too many people now because at this The Bossent there are only 3 stores but 8 people

 No.811553

flapperlaughing remembering a few weeks ago when it was 3 people and 3 stores

 No.811554

never understood fansubbers why do they do it for free

 No.811555

its practice

 No.811556

for what

 No.811557

learning japanese

 No.811558