No.792157
would like to eat watermelon with a sexy lady
No.792160
what would you do when she starts spitting the seeds at you
No.792166
spit em back
No.792305
thats filthy
No.792615
why do you keep doing this
No.815087
get in here
No.815089
i choose this one
No.815090
just finish the old one first
No.815091
getting sad that i will never read hima posts from 2015 again ive almost forgotten what they were about but once in a while someone posts something that reminds me a bit like the gas the chinks thing
No.815092
time to smash
No.815105
that thread is broken for some reason cant load anything past the underage gif
No.815331
naoko was also already streamed what else did you miss
No.815332
i have never watched a stream in my life
No.817829
this is the one
No.817864
no
No.818835
test
No.818836
did it work
No.818842
asdasdas
No.818843
im flapper
No.818844
asdas
No.818848
hello
No.818849
uhhh
No.818853
uhhh
No.818856
uhhh
No.818857
aaaaaaa
No.818858
i think it might be working for real
No.820340
i am boss
No.820341
told The Boss that all my internet friends are getting bikes and that i want one too but she says its too dangerous
No.820342
lol pmako deleted the good thread so everyone would be forced to use aNOTher shitethread
No.820344
did you know that ants farm aphids for honeydew
No.820345
>>820342neetblog made this thread
No.820346
put me out of my flipping misery
No.820347
why do i sleep twelve hours every day thats half the day
No.820348
imagine being 28 years old but only having lived 14
No.820349
jerked gonno jerk again
No.820350
truly ‘’mindboggling’’
No.820351
made double boulion cube ramen again hell yeah
No.820352
put panfried slam jam in ramen its good
No.820353
愛 a good knorr boulion
No.820354
>>820352slam jam is way too expensive wish it was like 1$ instead of 4.39
No.820355
really like the taste of slam jam theyre good emergency food that doesnt taste bad
considering getting an amergency cookset with a propane dual burner stove and a collapsable fry pan and pot to make slam jam and ramen or rice or baked beans or really anything
No.820356
get some tuna cans instead
No.820358
its a dollar cheaper here im thinking of cooking some up tonight i can bread and fry it for curry or pan fry it with some hardboiled eggs for ramen gonno go with the latter and pick up some raoh tonkotsu
No.820359
when you fry it long enough it gets kind of crispy like bacon thats when you put it in the ramen it will absorb the broth and elevate your dining experience to the next level
No.820360
wish i was smart enough to know what any of that is so i could eat nice food
No.820361
grill up a steak instead
No.820363
looks like brick
No.820364
wish i had a pet rock that looked like a steak
No.820365
sigh
No.820366
phew
No.820367
bored
No.820368
spermed
No.820369
shat
No.820370
hehe
No.820371
getting a new tire on the vfr should be nice and scrubbed in by the next time im with trainee girl
No.820373
neetblog made this post
No.820376
hol up
No.820378
wish it was acceptable to wear a rag over my face in public
No.820379
been waiting for this to be the thread forever
No.820381
average sexnorm
No.820382
onseki delete that webm
No.820383
flipping boredHELP
No.820385
underage
No.820386
what colors should the new theme use
No.820388
im NOT switching from claura or invertmas
No.820389
just woke up slept for 12 hours hows it goin hima time for a latte
No.820390
why are children so underage
No.820392
>>820389going fine im having a nice cup o coffee myself
No.820393
good to hear
No.820394
had a mr goodbar
No.820395
mr normbar
No.820396
never had a goodbar whats it like
No.820397
baste james
No.820399
baste dr gene kim
No.820400
cash rules everything around me
No.820402
wow thats really cool
No.820403
The Boss got greek food hb
No.820404
>>820401flip off mathnorm
No.820405
NOThin norm
No.820406
think im mentally challeneged
No.820408
should have asked her if she wanted to boost i bet she would have said yes
No.820411
>>820409if you kill me now you will do me a favor hehe
No.820412
sigh envy got eliminated and came last
No.820413
>>820401wish i wasnt a flapper
No.820414
gooks are baste
No.820415
you are NOT you just need to learn one step at a time
No.820416
no im too flapper
No.820417
but i used to know how to integrate and differentiate and factor and ligma but now i only stare at the wall
No.820418
sigh why are they interviewing envy after he just lost
No.820419
its extremely easy
No.820420
i learned how to pinch my own dick while you were learning that
No.820421
had to stop wallstaring because the parts i stared at were starting to get dark spots on them
No.820423
everyone needs to be kinder to envy on hima now that he lost
No.820424
crying
No.820425
flip that chink
No.820426
just flipping kill me
No.820427
gonno have some sausages
No.820428
master of the house
doling out the charm
ready with a handshake and an open palm
No.820429
im javert
No.820430
wish i was chink
No.820431
should i stream making some curry
No.820432
no
No.820434
ligma puss
No.820435
stream a nice dark souls sesh
No.820437
can i post something
No.820438
gonno watch some ninja stream fortnite
No.820439
sure
No.820441
no
No.820443
hope thats a nvidia card
No.820444
she let the mate sperm her mouth for a 1070 but when all was said and done he gave her a 1030 instead
No.820445
guess ill make some frozen chicken pasta
No.820446
wish to sperm in a young girls mouth
No.820447
i recommend defrosting it first
No.820448
just had some chicken pasta what a coincidence
No.820449
summer almost gone and we havent even told ghost stories at night or gone to a festival and then light fireworks on the beach
No.820450
thank goodness we havent done any of that dumb b00sting shite
No.820452
just lost dimas flip
No.820453
nya nya nya nya nya nya nya
nya nya nya nyaaaaaa
nyara nyara nyara nyarara
No.820454
did you know half your body weight is made up of feces at any given time
No.820455
gonno tell trainee girl that
No.820457
why are they doing losers interviews this is just depressing
No.820458
to make them feel better
No.820459
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No.820460
it makes them feel worse
No.820461
those fingers have been in her vagina
No.820462
the local news wanted to do an interview with me after the incel thing blew up
No.820463
>>820461whenever a cashier girl hands me change i think about that
No.820465
girls..
No.820468
never seen mirei like that is she ok
No.820469
her idolmode is the flappermode
No.820470
she looks horny
No.820471
>>820456sigh i really like that arai adventure bucket and he was talking it up but when he said 700$ i got sad
No.820472
hey hima i took a nap as soon as i got home and i spent the last hour reading and catching up and reviewing the motorcycle manual for my state
got pretty much a full nights rest so i think ill dip
No.820473
dip on
No.820475
hope its a nice cope long cut
No.820476
went to aldi yesterday and they were selling full face helmets for like $40
No.820477
my little matecrashed wearing one of those and instantly died
No.820479
yeah i cant imagine entrusting my life to something i got out of the aldi bargain bin
No.820480
dear cunnilingus no please i cant even begin to imagine lala wearing a mascot costume
No.820481
whats so good about mascot costumes
No.820482
the obstructing nature of the mascot costume leads you to idealize the body of the girl wearing it
No.820484
thank you for these wonderful gifs
No.820486
>>820474shoop pilled me on arais and shoeis
i still want one but honestly the bells and hjcs feel fine ill probably just get a bell and put an arai sticker on it hehe
No.820487
>>820475yes you know it buddy NOThin like straight long cut in the jaw
No.820488
i have a bell vortex with the darkest visor
No.820489
shoei is baste
No.820490
i think the store i was at had qualifier dx matte blacks for 150 and they included a free dark visor with the clear already onthe lady said it was a mips helmet but i dont think so
No.820491
>>820489i always think of akira because he had a shoei sticker on the bike
No.820492
>>820485this mate is cancer i can already tell NOT gonno watch any of his vids
feel bad for the porsche owner i hope he got sued
No.820493
should i jerk it
No.820494
no
No.820495
dont feel like joing
i stress ate hard before i morphed and i woke up debydrated and with bad heartburn
No.820496
jerking it quietly
No.820497
should i become an escortcel
No.820498
im pedcel
No.820499
>>820490that visor is part of the color scheme for that helmet
No.820500
tired of the pedcel meme
yeah sexy ladies are mindblowing and all but i cant flip one so whats the point im almost 30
No.820501
you can always flip one before you die
No.820502
the childflip is a forbidden technique
No.820504
gonno watch one piece and morph
No.820505
rarely is the question asked
No.820506
jerking it with sis
No.820507
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No.820508
>>820506you can't do that
No.820509
atashi pegopa
No.820510
why does my spit smell like vinegar
No.820511
and my pits smell like ramen what the hell
No.820513
classic symptoms of ligma
No.820514
oooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOhhhhhHHHhhhhh
bad heartburn im farting and stomach hurts too oh no no no no
No.820516
Liga sack m8
No.820517
ligma scrote
No.820518
strong urge to kill myself
No.820519
>>820503it looks like the visor was an afterthought
No.820520
yo mama
No.820521
now that school is starting again my life has meaning
No.820522
glad i dont live near a school anymore
flipping hate kids
No.820524
>>820522how can you hate kids i 愛 them especially sexy ladies
No.820525
time to jerk it
No.820526
same i jerk to sexy ladies
No.820527
my firemaking level is now 93
No.820528
got two and a half bottles of wine left time to crack
No.820529
gz
No.820530
>>820524theyre dumb little cunts
hate listening to kids talk they get carried away with hypothetical stuff and repeat the same stuff over and over
No.820531
>>820528dont mind if i do
No.820532
teen
No.820533
i know that kids are curious and are more creative than adults and letting their minds wander is how they learn but they need to be pilled and taught the harsh realities of real life early
No.820534
thinking about napping
No.820535
thinking about raging
No.820536
whos the nightly sexy lady/ped rager
No.820537
we have always hated sexy ladies here
No.820539
watakushi wa baste
No.820540
hima i really lucked out i found two cans of guava strawberry juice so i snagged them both up when i got some tamales
No.820541
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No.820542
wish i had some tamals
No.820543
i literally have 8 cans of pinto beans
No.820544
get the chips and make some dip
No.820545
whos tuned in to the koshien final
No.820546
the what
No.820548
going to speedrun through this shite life
No.820549
sorry but there will NOT be any resets
No.820550
basted pannenkoek2012
No.820551
gonno see if sis wants to jo together again
No.820552
that's sick
No.820553
gonno make bacon sandwiches now
No.820554
she lays on her back and jos and i kneel next to her and jo with my dick only a few inches from her face she 愛s it when i sperm on her
No.820555
thts nt a good thing
No.820556
miss futari_lollies
No.820557
liking this new blog with the nice kids
No.820559
baste vnig
No.820560
gonno buy a pack of cigarettes after 6 months without
No.820561
cigs are badass
No.820562
daddy opened up a bottle of ipa to share with his little angel
No.820563
cant imagine how much more annoying vgains is irl
No.820566
havent celebrated my birthday in over a decade
No.820567
>>820565hehe i remember watching this one when it got uploaded
No.820568
flapperlaughing thinking about sonic the hedgehog
No.820569
amazing sandwiches today hima best ive ever had
No.820570
im happy for you and your sandwiches
No.820571
made cafe americano
No.820572
thanks
No.820573
is it ok if there is shit in my ass
No.820574
bored guess ill make sushi
No.820575
was making sushi but i raged and quit
No.820577
i remember dreading my birthday in middle school because i was embarrassed that i didnt have friends
No.820578
why didnt you get some
No.820579
dreaded my birthday because i knew it meant writing thank you cards
No.820581
skrr skrr
No.820582
265 posts while i was snoozin
No.820583
highlight em
No.820584
nah die reader i mutated em all
No.820585
you know how you cant understand someone else its the same for them they cant understand you and its a scary mystery
No.820586
what the flip are you talking about
No.820587
didnt understand that post
No.820588
it was deep
No.820589
been too lazy to wash a blanket so ive just been sleeping exposed on my mattress
No.820590
shat hard because of the coffee now my tummy hurts
No.820592
>>820589same spilled some food on my mattress too now it looks like shite
No.820593
fool use a mattress cover
No.820594
sigh The Boss tripped over the dog and bruised he cheek chicken nugget and has a black eye it looks like i beat her up
No.820595
sigh 9 posts while i was making sushi
No.820596
alright good night hima
No.820597
you cant sleep now its 7am
No.820598
i sleep when i damn well please
No.820601
thats what you get sexnorm
No.820605
>>820600whats there to get angry about
No.820606
why are peds always norwooding
No.820607
their hormone levels are whack
No.820608
false
No.820609
gonno jerking jackoffing jo off
No.820610
what did you just said
No.820611
i promise i wont go bald
No.820612
gramps was bald
No.820613
gonno get a tub of minoxidil
No.820614
finished reading sigh hima accidentally stayed up for 32 hours gonno permamorph now mata ne
No.820615
its raining what should i have for dinner
No.820616
theres supposed to be a thunderstorm so i brought a portable rain jacket
No.820617
how will a thin rain jacket protect your from a 500 trillion watt bolt of electricity
No.820619
having a nice coffee in my room hima i didnt go to work hehe im using teamviewer to work though
No.820621
boss' dont like when their slaves work from home because it doesnt make them feel as powerful for controlling your life you better be there at the crack of dawn tomorrow and everyone is having their pictures taken along with a bio for the company website
No.820622
yeah makes it feel like theyre paying you NOT for your services and to achieve a result but to control you for eight hours even if theres NOThing to do at all
No.820624
Twenty-six pedophiles and 16 nonviolent nonsex offenders were compared on baseline values of Luteinizing hormone (LH), follicle stimulating hormone (FSH), testosterone, estradiol, dehydroenpiandrosterone sulphate (DHEAS) and cortisol. Pedophiles had significantly higher levels of LH and FSH but lower levels of testosterone.
No.820625
how did a tiny island of nips manage to conquer and snap all of china
No.820626
only one here
No.820627
wrong
No.820629
chinks are inferior
No.820631
they should just wait until those old gook ladies die then thered be no one left to apologize to
No.820632
why should they apologize
the chinks and gooks should have defended themselves better if they didnt want their wiminz snapped
No.820633
its like the modern nationstate of mongolia apologizing for atilla the hun snapping women 1000 years ago
No.820634
hate the pol hours gonno morph
No.820635
wish japan respected women more like me
No.820636
i am but a disposable low status male i must kneel before women
No.820637
turt rp
No.820638
14% of men account for FIFTY ONE PERCENT (51%) of male reproduction in the USA.
No.820640
nice emirin wonder if they met on japan-guide
No.820642
wish looking normal and giving compliments was enough to get a girlfriend
too bad in this shit world you cant even get a pity flip unless youve got inches dollars or connections
No.820643
wish i looked normal
No.820644
mate askee me if i want to take a christian survey told him to flip on outta here and said im a varg worshiper
No.820645
you need the three 7s
7' 7" and 7 figures
No.820646
got the 7" down
No.820648
basted flipping dickmog
No.820649
mines at least 7 inches and i never flipped a girl the inches meme isnt real
No.820650
thats because 7 isnt even impressive and girls cant tell how big your chicken nugget is without you telling them height is infinitely more valuable
No.820651
they call me the chicken nuggetblog
No.820652
sis quit wow and started ff14
No.820653
愛 when virgs talk about dick size on the internet
most women couldnt care less and if you get shamef or left for a man with a bigger dick she probably wasnt worth it anyway
No.820654
if this booster posts even once again about his reflappered 16 year old sushi chef sister or herkz i swear to cunnilingus i will end this board once and for all
No.820658
saw a regular earlier at the store but didnt say anything to him hes the one who said he 愛s how european girls look like miniature women at age 14 and hes the same mate who called trainee girl cute and made her call him creepy after he left
No.820659
愛 the if your partner left you for someone else they didnt deserve you meme
its the other way around they got an upgrade
No.820660
if you cant handle me at my neet you dont deserve me at my blog
No.820661
keep thinking about what its like to have a lgf
No.820662
probably NOT that great the little angels are only good for flip
No.820663
sexy ladies are very horny
No.820664
>>820662what about hugging and watching movies with and bathing with
No.820665
those all lead to flip
No.820667
having a sexy ladygf would be cool until you realize that all the affection and presents will mean NOThing in a few years when all her friends are saying its unnatural for her to be with you and she dumps you
No.820668
>>820656everyone was nicer to me after deligran bragged about me flipping her
No.820669
>>820667girls 愛 having older boyfriends when i was younger my friend had a little sister and she said she was jealous of her friend who had a 20 year old boyfriend
No.820671
thats too big
No.820672
sighing remembering that mate sending two girls a picture of his dick and then calling to see if they liked it you could tell they were horny as hell and got really fidgety when he was calling and talking to them
No.820673
girls hate dick pics
No.820674
the one girl was showing pictures she had saved and swiped too far and started getting into her collection of dick pics so some out there obviously like them
No.820676
it was posted here a couple of weeks ago they were finnish scope girls with nice accents but the mate calling was north american
No.820677
>>820674always laugh when a girl scans through her pics and says “oh you didnt see that”
No.820678
wish i was an autistic finn
No.820679
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phew
No.820680
>>820678the one with brown hair was really cute too he wore a choker and seemed more mellow than her friend
No.820681
me on the left
No.820682
愛 fantasizing about "accidentally" sending a dick pic to sis i might do it one of these days
No.820683
die sisflip
No.820684
愛 a nice chokersexy lady
No.820685
scape bosss old boss is asking me about buying a bike
No.820686
the hima bike gang
No.820687
pnig when are we hitting up the canyons
No.820688
soon the canyons here are going to be filled with old people from canada taking in the scenery and driving in the direct middle of the two lane road
No.820689
The Boss said no bikes allowed
No.820690
trainee girl rides but i can tell from the things she says that shes NOT very good or maybe she just doesnt care
she said when she comes to a stop she pulls in the clutch and shifts all the way down to first and then applies the brake
when i told her about vtec she asked why a person would even keep the rpms that high and if the valves opening was bad for the bike
No.820692
install an onahole in the bike
No.820694
balls ache
No.820695
is it because sis was touching them
No.820696
when his cc is <1000
No.820697
>>820695do you NOT know when to shut up teen
No.820698
no raging
No.820699
herkz had a weird thing with age too
No.820700
herkz has been posting here for months
No.820703
rager no raging
No.820704
>>820691looks good very patriotic
they can sell these color schemes in france russia england and norway too or any country thats red whit and blue
No.820705
https://world.honda.com/design/colors/tricolour/red white and blue are the honda race colors but yeah theyre pretty standard colors
No.820706
ive been looking for a used klr on craigslist for a couple days seems like out west they can be had for 2k and theyre plentiful but around here theres five on craigslist and theyre too far away or too expensive
No.820707
whats drawing you to the klr anyway is it the styling or what because there are lots of dual sport bikes out there like wrfs and crfs and xrs or drzs
No.820708
>>820678its NOT that great
No.820709
>>820707mainly the huge gas tank simple engine and nice real estate for bags its heavy and pretty slow but around here i would have yo travel at least an hour to hit some trails or go motocamping so a bike that feels good on highways would be better
really like the klr community too and theres loads of aftermarket parts
No.820710
aside from that i really have no interest in sportbikes or dedicated tourers id rather buy one bike that does a bit of everything and put a crazy amount of miles on it
id probably commute to work on it at least three days a week
No.820711
wish i had some mountains to own
No.820712
well if youre set on a klr there are loads here simply buy one and ride it back
an xr would fit for what you want too but its air cooled
No.820714
get a nice scooter instead
No.820715
like half of the vids i see of bike crashes are of mates on wrs and drzs etc NOT being seen and someone pulling out in front of them and nailing them
NOThing against thin bikes but the klr is pretty massive i feel like it would be harder for a driver to miss it
maybe im wrong
No.820716
>>820713mate at the bike store had a grom and i asked about them and he said the z125 has a much better suspension and youd pretty much only have to change the pegs and be done with it compared to the grom that youll probably want to immediately change the suspension on plus its overpriced
No.820718
>>820621prefer being a slave theres honor in it
No.820719
hima has ruined my grammar knowledge i couldnt remember if there should be an apostrophe before the s if its a possessive
No.820720
you should never use an apostrophe
No.820721
wrote a letter to my boss with no punctuation hehe
No.820723
die apostrophenorm
No.820724
mars
mars'
piss' piss
No.820725
try and stop me f'ucker
No.820726
>>820722flapperlaughing at the thought of a bunch of grom mates going offroading
No.820727
b'tch
No.820728
you get used to picking up whatever bike you have if you go offroading a lot because you will drop it very often
No.820729
愛 when trainee girl sighs and says i make her life hard after i ask her if we have something at a different store
No.820730
do you 愛 when she screams and begs you to stop too
No.820731
groms are super cheap for insurance because theyre 125cc probably like less than 100$ a year
ill look a little harder at drz650s and xr650s i guess just NOT a huge fan of the road legal dirtbike look
No.820732
stop polluting our environment with your queer 2 wheelers
No.820733
blocked the oxygen sensors on my vfr so i pollute more than normal flip you
No.820734
i should get some aftermarket headers too because the stock ones have a catalytic converter in them just so i can pollute even extra
No.820735
>>820730can only imagine that in the context of her being flipped it makes me feel
weird No.820736
oh cunnilingus help hima broke again
No.820738
>>820734ya do it its NOT like you have to do emmissions testing
No.820739
you dont need to do emissions testing for motorcycles here
No.820740
professor is a fat degen said eating healthy is reflappered and rather be in a casket with a smile on his face called everyone who doesnt stuff their face with hotdogs kale eaters what a fag then he said this is america and youre a pagan if you dont eat like a pig need to varg pill this gastropod stat
No.820741
think ill earlymorph
No.820744
>>820742she deserves snap
No.820745
road laws here are actually reflapperedly relaxed
you get one license that needs to be renewed 50 years after it was issued
there are no vehicle inspections
there are no emissions testing for bikes
no sound limits for vehicle exhaust either
No.820746
saw a gang of bikers a few days ago next time i see them ill buy a burzum record and throw it under one of their wheels
No.820748
gonno listen to some ‘zum
No.820749
when everyone on hima has a bike we will be known as the himasozoku
No.820751
19% of university professors are pedophiles
No.820752
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speaking of which ive seen a lot of cars with anime characters on them
i saw an altima with a decal of kuroneko on it with some japanese writing but thats NOThing compared to the fiat 500 i saw with a custom teal paint job and a huge decal of chibiusa on it
the decal wasnt this exact image but it was a very similar pose with her face resting in her hands
i did a uturn and followed it and they were going to the secondhand bookstore with a huge used anime and manga section
No.820753
just woke up going to the farm again today in like an hour
No.820754
that was me
No.820755
the person driving was some girl with tattoos flip you
No.820756
yeah that was me
No.820757
oh ok cool
No.820758
>>820755norm bitch doesnt deserve anime
No.820759
hate when women larp as otakus
No.820760
you know she only watches anime so she can get attention just like the tattoos and the anime paint job
No.820761
time for a latte
No.820762
hate animenorms who broadcast their hobbies as if theyre proud of them
i would never in a million years tell anyone in real life that i watch moeblob seasonal trash and jo to lala
No.820763
wish fiats were good theyre humble like early mazdas
No.820764
saw a fat mate with a neckbeard in a tiny car the other day i thought it was funny
No.820767
i will paint my klr red and get a reimu decal and some paper seals and a big sticker that says small hitbox
No.820768
fag
No.820770
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hell yeah
No.820771
愛 jerking it to nanoha
No.820772
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rin was way too underage sigh suzuki is the angel brand
No.820773
dumb bitch
no way her katana needs even half that much oil get back in the kitchen cunt
No.820776
walk in hell
No.820777
what should i get off uber eats burritos or sandwiches
No.820778
NOThing idiot go to the store and get peanut butter and the cheapest bread you can find
No.820779
nah i dont want to leave and uber eats is easy
No.820782
thanks burritos it is
No.820783
grilled chicken and broccoli time
No.820785
translate
No.820787
thanks
No.820788
気にしない
No.820790
kimoi
No.820791
cant find even one vid of a sexy lady playing pripara its NOThing but 20 something ped japs
No.820794
that kougeisha mate streams on scope regularly
No.820795
gonno get a lithium ion battery for my vfr so i can hit a bump and catch on fire
No.820796
that doesnt happen
No.820797
think i lack testosterone
No.820798
tell that to the people who sat down on their samsung phones and blew off their dicks
No.820799
get a test test you can get one done for $30
No.820800
slow day today only had 3 people but over 250 in sales
No.820801
women are flipping incompetent why did we ever let them work
No.820803
need to get a new test test ive been taking vitamin d pills for months and eating better
No.820804
dont need chink made vitamin pills because my ancestral diet is supreme
No.820805
>>820801i think trainee girl is kept around so everyone has someone to make fun of in secret
also she grew up mormon so the clothes she wears are clothes that a mormon person would go their whole life wishing they could wear
No.820806
mindblowing that ibm is making a 50 qubit prototype cpu
No.820807
the first track sounds like some sexy ladycore stuff like goreshit about 20 years earlier
is he saying he composed these or are they normal somgs with certain frequencies cut out
No.820810
a couple of weeks ago she wore a tshirt that was tied and was short enough to show about about an inch of skin right above her pants
she wears some shirts with lower cuts on them too even though she doesnt have much of a chest and because of that i can see that she wears a see through lace bra fairly often i think its one of her favorites
last time she was here she wore a black tube top that would have shown her whole belly had it NOT been for the short overalls she wore over it
No.820812
those are normal girl clothes
No.820813
shion is so underage i cant tank it
No.820814
>>820807he made these before he got into metal
No.820815
im underage
No.820816
dislike shions gran voice
No.820817
they arent bad you can tell he was just fooling around but with a little polish they could be pretty good
No.820818
post the shion mad
No.820820
am i the only one on hima who likes any of the following
diet coke
mint chocolate chip ice cream
licorice jelly beans and licorice
pineapple on pizza
german musflapper
No.820821
yes
No.820822
>>820812scape boss told her to NOT dress like that at any of the meetings because she aroused everyone and her face turned red and she got completely silent
she hasnt worn stuff like that to meetings ever since
No.820823
cant say i like any of those
No.820824
>>820820i like mint chocolate chip ice cream and licorice
No.820825
there is a crow cawing in the backyard i think it has come for me
No.820826
is it singing
No.820828
what does it mean if i like all those things
am i flapper
No.820829
whats german musflapper
No.820830
german stone ground musterd
No.820831
is it brown i dont eat brown foods
No.820833
>>820818cant find it sorry
No.820835
new maxmoefoe new idubbbz this is great
No.820836
drop dead
No.820837
post that maxmoefoe
No.820838
hoo boy new danielfromsl
No.820842
happy hardcore sounds the same as it did 20 years ago because thats when it was perfected
No.820843
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No.820845
someone post that shion mad please its the one that goes puri puri ne puri puri yo
No.820851
that girl sounds like she 愛s being flipped
No.820852
>>820839watched the whole thing for some reason this mate is funny
No.820853
its because hes australian
No.820854
>>820848what anime is this
i am a historical anime otaku
No.820855
ban the mate that thinks maxmoefoe is funny
No.820857
taisho yakyu musume fool its right there in the title
No.820861
>>820850wasnt sure at first but i started dancing hard around 1:00
ive been adding nice anison denpa moe tracks to my jazz playlist because im too lazy to make aNOTher playlist
No.820863
its stormin
No.820867
my favorite part about the shion mirei mad is that if you understand jap its almost like a little mini plot cant think of too many other mads that are like that
hate lazy mads where they just chirp the same milliseconds of the same sound
No.820868
jerk jacking
No.820872
>>820820i like pineapple on pizza
No.820873
woke up and mutated 150 posts what did i miss
No.820874
b00st off mutant
No.820875
NOThing happened
No.820877
saw a slavgirl do weird things today that gave me a huge chicken nugget
No.820880
crying hard robbie rotten died
No.820881
im baste
No.820884
why dont i have terminal cancer
No.820885
he got cancer from all the sexy lady slime he came into contact with
No.820886
gonno start wearing a hazmat suit
No.820888
baphomet is baste
No.820889
scape boss is talking about having an end of summer party for everyone
No.820890
puri ne puri yo
No.820891
you mates have a lot of parties for a company that barely makes 500$ a day
No.820892
jealous of that water money
No.820893
havent done anything all day feel like im going reflappered from boredom
No.820894
pick up a math book
No.820895
the two stores did 38000 last month combined
No.820896
uh
No.820897
cool how 99 percent of hima is composed of literal teens and norms no different from your average current 4chan poster
No.820899
just got out of the shower
do i really need to wash my back or is letting the water roll down it good enough
No.820900
im tryna make it bruh
No.820902
gonno take a double dose tonight
No.820903
drug abuse kawaii
No.820904
>>820897where are the teens
No.820905
you
No.820906
talkin bout da meltrek
No.820908
>>820904they call me the teenblog
No.820909
boomers vs zoomers
No.820910
had a nice touge run tonight
No.820911
actually im gonno do one more for stefan
No.820912
and discordmates of course
No.820914
gonno watch some one piece and morph i guess
No.820917
havent hit the touge lately the roads have been bad i came maybe 2 inches from running over a big ass log last time and almost crashed into some jaypee boy cyclists in the middle of the road
No.820918
laughing at that filter evsn though i made it
No.820919
im offended that tumblr teens are arrogant enough to put watermarks on their anime gifs
No.820920
baste tumblr teens btfoing you
No.820921
feel bad for teens missing out on the real internet
No.820922
>>820917the one here is flooded with people with horrible lane discipline and 80% reflapperation someone ran off the road today i dont know how it was at the flat part and NOT the actual mountainside
No.820924
the girl at the bank asked why im always so sweaty so early in the morning
No.820925
long time ago when i got a job after years of neeting they made me help a girl in a room and i started freakin and she NOTiced and asked if i was having an allergic reaction
No.820926
and then i freaked it 😜😂
No.820927
allergic to girls you flipping fag
No.820928
allergic to sleep
havent gotten a good nights rest in days
think ill stay home tomorrow i have shit to do
No.820929
women are the embodiment of evil its expected to start having a flight or fight response around them if you havent been exposed in a long time
No.820930
>>820929i dont get that way around trainee girl
No.820931
gonno start frying up some slam jam
No.820932
thats because youve always had a baseline norm level youve never truneeted
No.820933
i was neeting for years before you even graduated you flipping norm
No.820934
theres a big difference between being a lazy jobless norm and being a truneet elite
No.820935
you mean like dropping out of school when youre 13 and doing NOThing at all until youre in youre 20s
No.820936
always wondered how fats get fat makes no sense to me no matter how much i eat im still thinneet
No.820937
shitty genes
No.820938
>>820936you dont actually eat that much
No.820939
back in my ck days i used to eat a ton ive posted about this before
No.820940
1. NOT everyone has the same genes
2. youre skinnyfat
No.820941
meme
No.820943
slam jam is fried hima the eggs are boiled the soup mix is in the bowl the noodles are simmering im ready to feast
No.820944
die slam jammer
No.820945
tonkotsu ramen is a miracle of the universe almost like rikas vagina or satokos ass
No.820946
never disrespect rika or satoko again
No.820947
gonno jack to satoko and jerk it to rika tonight and you can NOT stop me
No.820950
truneeted so hard back in my day that even my hair started to fall off
No.820951
bored might nap
No.820952
>>820950what does one have to do with the other
No.820953
ive been listening to buying goods in palmira for the last 45 minutes time to turn this off and enjoy my ramen
No.820954
never tried ramen
No.820955
>>820952you wouldnt understand because youve been cruising through life
No.820957
adblocked
No.820958
this recipe is truly one for the ages hima im telling you
hardboil some eggs
slice some slam jam really thin and fry it low and slow until it gets dark and crispy and smells like bacon
and then let it sit on a rack to dry and get extra crispy
peel and slice the eggs and lay them face down in some soy sauce
make the ramen
add the eggs and slam jam into the ramen its delicious
No.820959
hate soy sauce
No.820960
mutate that part then fool
No.820961
im hardboiled
No.820963
umami isnt real idiot
No.820964
tell it to ck idiot
No.820965
flip ck
No.820966
die
No.820967
flip you
No.820968
ck is baste
No.820969
miss being a touhou teenmate
No.820970
touhou pinches
No.820972
nevermind its already been decided
No.820973
the norms stole my 20s from me
No.820974
what are you gonno do about it
No.820975
neet my 30s up
No.820976
cracked my knuckles
No.820977
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No.820980
panting hard
No.820982
No.820983
i put pepper on my pasta
No.820986
literally in tears playing azur lane
No.820987
cracked open a nice umami modelo negra cerveza
No.820989
translate this shit chinks
No.820990
morphed hard and finished reading
No.820991
how do chinks tell each other apart
No.820992
pheromones
No.820994
https://www.pscp.tv/w/1mrGmnZpAwnJywas trying to jerk it and saw this now im crying
No.820995
unironically feel sad for stefan but i knew this day was coming
No.820996
found a half eaten burg under the bed
No.820997
is it a fast food burg its probably still good
No.820998
no but im gonno eat it anyways
No.820999
hope you get worms
No.821000
why would you say such a thing
No.821001
intestinal worms are high level neets deserving of respect
No.821002
me and herkz knew a mate who had pinworms
No.821003
bored
No.821004
lets play
No.821007
cant believe i was fed formula and vaccinated i never stood a chance
No.821008
back from the farm hey hima hows it going time for some wine
No.821009
die farmboy
No.821010
That's 2 now! I seem to be having a sudden surge in getting flat tires. The first one was the rear passenger side. That one had to get replaced as the hole was too close to the edges so a new tire had to be bought.
The second case happened on my way to work - it went flat overnight without my knowledge. It caused me to be 25 minutes late for work. TLE has been getting a lot of work from me recently, in the T aspect (T stands for tire).
It's only been happening since I've been in Florida. I suspect that the culprit may be the usually "strong" speed bumps in my apartment area. Even going 5 mph means you'll get a considerable jostle. I do have modest doubt on that though.
On a side NOTe, I now memorize how to get to and from work back to home. I do NOT, however, memorize how to get to the main beach I go to: Indian Rocks Beach. I go to that one because it's the only high quality one I've found so far that even has free parking. It's much cheaper to drive an hour away (and an hour back) to get to a decent quality beach than it is to pay $20 for a 10-hour pass at the beach. The other beaches are all either paid parking or poor quality such as having underwater grass going out as far as the eye can see.
No.821011
mutated
No.821012
未来が眩しくて見えない watch a movie
No.821013
which movie
No.821014
morphed and mutated
No.821016
morphed creamed bleated and curtailed
No.821018
made coffee
No.821019
showed up to work two hours late wish i had the balls to just tell the boss she scheduled me for no reason and that as a part timer i have the right to say im NOT coming in
No.821020
wow look its the male protagonist being held up by the throat and about to be killed by an an enemy when all of the sudden the enemy mates face goes from an evil grin to wide eyed surprise and he falls over and then the camera cuts to the ground by the feet of the saviour and slowly pans upwards to reveal that the person who saved the male protagonist from the bad mate is a woman
boosting brav the boost o mother booster i boosting 愛 it when that shit happens
the only way this flick could possibly get any better is if the space marines are sharing pictures of their families back home and the bald headed white hispanic female space marine shows a picture of her black wife and her son back on the moon colony and none of the male space marines think that its weird at all even in their own heads
No.821021
had a nice cup o joe
No.821023
>>821010turt whats the cause of flat tires
No.821024
whats there to rage about
No.821026
vnorm
No.821028
gonno listen to some pastor jiminez
No.821030
huff...
No.821031
what the flip hima is on the news
No.821033
have to be out of the house by 5am tomorrow
No.821034
why
No.821035
jimmy wales is begging for money again
No.821036
throat hurts hima
No.821037
flip that queer
No.821038
kick him over a few bucks
No.821039
hate my balls
No.821041
i never click links on hima
No.821042
naruto looks different in almost every panel flip this shit why couldnt they just let it die along with my teenmateyears
No.821044
hello i am new here and am investigating whether or NOT this will be my new home thank you(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
No.821045
gonno have a wank
No.821046
wankers go to hell
No.821048
flip this mate and flip p anderson preach in hell
No.821049
feeling horny again thinking about sexy ladies
No.821050
im a horny sexy lady
No.821051
baste pnig stealing my meme that i stole from trevor that stole it from janny
No.821052
thats NOT me
No.821053
see its NOT me
No.821054
had to turn off wifi woops
No.821055
the hima collective consciousness
No.821057
that mate didnt deserve a ban we need some fresh blood
No.821058
still cant unban so theres NOThing i can do about it
No.821059
himakoooo
No.821060
i unbanned him his appeal was very cute
No.821061
wish i was cute
No.821062
same
No.821064
attractiveness should be judged by hima theme
No.821065
himawari has some big boobs
No.821066
thought the text was ribcages from the thumbnail almost mutated it phew thats a underage one
No.821067
sakurakos boobs look weird
No.821068
gonno watch some fortnine videos
No.821070
pissed and quenched
No.821071
bored as hell two hours and NOT a single person has come in
No.821073
basted
No.821074
intel can eat shit
No.821075
oto nashewa bii neko gozaimazi ^____^
No.821076
cant wait for zen2
No.821077
its amds time to shine intel will NOT have any other than 14nm refreshes for a very long time meanwhile amd is rolling out shrinks at the fastest rate possible
No.821079
really really need to shite
No.821080
hold it in
No.821081
looking into gopros it seems you can stream with them but only with iphones and i am NOT buying a flipping iphone
No.821082
why NOT
No.821083
because apple can eat shit for ditching ibm and going with intel
No.821084
i eat shit
No.821085
the norms did that
No.821086
thinking of going on aNOTher touge run tonight
No.821087
stream it
No.821088
i dont have a mount for the phone
No.821089
>>821088buy a rhino mount
No.821090
jealous wish i lived near mountains
No.821093
that looks difficuly to work with i have no suggestion
No.821095
compromise motorcycles like adventure tourers sport tourers and naked street bikes make no sense if you really think about it
especially adventure tourers seems like an adventure bike should be as mechanically simple as possible without luxuries
No.821096
wouldnt say theyre compromise bikes just different from eachother
No.821097
>>821083they are the largest buyers of vega amd is already owning intel now they need our support with the gpu branch
No.821098
No.821099
ibm pinches
No.821100
wish i was in yunnan right about now
No.821101
scape boss said trainee girl didnt do anything she was asked to do things are NOT looking good for her especially with goat boss being biased against her because she refuses to go to his store
No.821102
sigh trainee girl
No.821103
just woke up hey hows it goin hima
No.821104
jerkin it
No.821105
since im going to be alone the rest of this week and all of next week i guess ill bring my vfr into the back and do some work on it i need to replace the coolant and tighten the chain
i can probably figure something out for the phone mount too
No.821106
gonno ask The Boss if i can get a bike like all the himamates
No.821107
i already asked mine and she said no
No.821110
took a nap now i feel like shite
No.821111
good
No.821112
refunded something like three months ago and they still have NOT sent me the money
No.821113
call them and ask whats going on
No.821114
thats what im gonno do but i have phone anxiety
No.821115
sick of The Boss watching the same donald trump news every single day
No.821116
why trump is basted
No.821117
have The Boss call them or if you have a sis have her do it and say youll repay her with oral sex imoutos 愛 it
No.821118
need a hugo The Boss shirt
No.821119
just use the web chat
No.821120
>>821117sent them an email instead
No.821121
and my sis does NOT like fellatio die potato chef
No.821122
there will be no fellatio only cunnilingus for her cunni
No.821123
cunny
No.821124
die pedcest
No.821127
being girl looks like fun
No.821128
its really NOT trust me
No.821129
its NOT that great you get creepy stares from creeps all the time and unwanted comments about your appearances and you get told to smile all the time and theres an expectation that you should be cute and cheerful at all times sometimes i just want to eat a whole pizza and chug a liter of cola and loudburp all day but i cant because of reasons
No.821130
die girl
No.821131
would NOT be able to stop myself if a cute girl did that in front of me
No.821132
omg umaru is like literally me
No.821133
should i shower
No.821134
worst part of being girl would probably be having to get flipped by disgusting males
No.821135
the worst part about having a huge_penis is having to flip gross females so it goes both ways
No.821136
wonder what the new mate thinks of hima
No.821137
外と 中は
ウ ラ オ モ テ
No.821138
cant stop flipping ugly girls
No.821139
still dont know what makes someone a creep but i know one when i see one
No.821140
i had a dream about hima all of us were living really peacefully in some cave system and i buried myself in the dirt and when i woke up it had been hundreds of years and there had been nuclear war and i really missed my himamates a had one of you mates diaries that i kept while i wandered the wasteland for a really long time until i died of starvation because it was there was NOThing left but ash and flat ground
No.821141
ugly girls dont exist everyone is beautiful
No.821142
>>821136hope he starts posting more so i can give him a nickname
No.821143
can i have a nickname
No.821144
nah
No.821145
>>821140even the sexy ladies
No.821146
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No.821147
nasty whore
No.821148
i merely smiled at a cashier and he asked for my phone number
to live life as a woman is to live life on the defense
No.821149
>>821146what a kind soul to offer complete strangers the chance of a lifetime
No.821150
i think im a creep how can i tell
No.821151
do you jerking jo it to kids
No.821152
same im twig with the creep grin and the adam lanza haircut and style
No.821153
ya but its a secret to everybody can people tell that i wank to kids
No.821154
they can tell by the pedshuffle
No.821156
im a virgwalker
No.821157
im autistic weirdo
No.821158
teengirl from the paper store across the street came in advertising color flyers she looked directly at my penis area and then would NOT make eye contact i think its because im a creep
No.821159
wish i was indo or flip
No.821160
im a creep
im a werido
what the hell am i doing here
i dont belong here
No.821161
im a weirdo but NOT a creep
No.821162
cunnilingus has cursed me with this mortal form
No.821163
whats a paper store
No.821164
they sell paper and stuff printed on paper i guess
No.821165
should i take a shower
No.821166
showers are unnatural you should only bathe in rivers
No.821167
bold move to open a paper store right next to a water store
they need an oil store in between for protection
No.821168
ran out of ink at midnight now i have to wait till tomorrow to continue writing might end it
No.821169
how did you write that post if youre out of ink
No.821170
head on down to the calligraphy store
No.821172
why did cunnilingus maked me ped
No.821173
cant believe someone would go through all the trouble engineering that when a coil of copper wire and a magnet is superior
No.821174
what else would the demilitarized nation of japan focus on after the war its only natural to create overengineered machines like the nr750
No.821175
ped is the natural state of men
No.821176
i create overengineered machines in my free time
No.821177
im overengineered
No.821178
i may as well be a slug
No.821179
i wasnt ped until i was 16
No.821180
i was born ped
No.821181
went to the store but accidentally left my aura blasting people kept stopping in their tracks to let me pass
No.821182
theyre hoping that if you shoot up the place youll have mercy on them
No.821183
their hopes are for naught
everyone is guilty
No.821184
>>821140weird i had the exact same dream a while ago
No.821186
doc said you are NOT ped unless you want to flip prepubescent sexy ladies and that anything older is natural
No.821187
so im ped
No.821188
what if i like preteens
No.821189
i guess this is why sexy ladycon is a useful umbrella term
No.821190
what is prepubescent how can i tell
No.821191
if theres no hair down there
No.821192
look at the tanner scale
No.821193
slavs dont get hair down there until their mid to late teens
No.821194
who the flip is tanner
No.821197
got a bottle of wine left time to crack
No.821198
stop cracking and start jacking
No.821199
sickmorphed im up now this flipping pinches might end it hima
No.821200
steal some of The Bossmys pain medication
No.821201
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No.821202
i only take medicine if The Bossmy gives it to me personally and checks my temperature it cant be trusted otherwise
No.821204
>>821201does this happen in real life
No.821205
baste brandon owning the roast
No.821206
i self medicate and everything seems fine so far
No.821207
fool
No.821208
im the chicken nugget of my sword
No.821210
caught a roach and flushed it
No.821211
it will crawl back up the pipe and bite your toes while you sleep
No.821212
wish i could work at that store the music is sick
No.821214
>>821209nice pnig at the register
No.821215
where the flip are they ive never seen cosplay stores in the west
No.821216
california has loads of that stuff
No.821217
looks like you could pick up a milky holmes shirt at that second store
No.821218
cant wait for the cebu mini akihabara
No.821219
im a milky holme
No.821220
homie milk
No.821222
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No.821223
sigh just woke up
No.821225
playaz like me in the sushi bar just boosted
bitches going hoein’ blowing man im broke boost a hoe
No.821226
out of coffee
No.821227
wish i had a gf like sherlock
No.821228
just checked looks like my raise went through im making the big bucks now
No.821230
im autist
No.821233
nice havocseki
No.821235
thats a gay test
No.821236
its an upside down 6
No.821237
die troller
No.821238
teenage basteland
No.821239
>>821234flip you trollnorm
No.821240
hate trolls
No.821241
found himasugi.org in The Bosss browsing history
No.821242
The Boss found the neet net
No.821243
The Boss posts about shota
No.821244
they call me the shotablog
No.821245
The Bossmy...
No.821246
愛 a good shota on milf
No.821247
you mean milf on shota
No.821248
he does
No.821249
the best is the horny older sister getting her little mateto flip her because she has the dreaded teenage kitty ache that can only be cured by being flipped
No.821250
i like when the older sister gets sleep snapped
No.821251
wonder when the norm hours are going to end today
No.821252
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you mena like this
No.821253
ya
No.821254
>>821250sleep snap is a really good one its a shame that there isnt more
No.821255
>>821251when the norm hours end the dead hours begin
No.821256
you boosting with a real one
No.821258
its illegal and immoral
No.821259
im a dumb roast
No.821260
NOT illegal or immoral if those girls didnt want to be flipped their vaginas would squeeze shut to prevent the flip
No.821261
today i drove like 35 miles to get to a motorcycle store that doesnt sound like much but its a lot of driving for me especially at 80mph on the interstate in my rolling death trap with distilled water in the radiator instead of coolant
anyway i checked out a bunch of bikes and i still like the klr compared to the drz400sm but i think i was overestimating how easily my feet reach the ground on it i would be on my tip toes unless i bought some 15$ lowering links
No.821262
>>821254it pinches because the girl doesnt struggle and suffer
No.821263
nice manlet
No.821264
why cant i flip a slimy sleeping girl
No.821265
im dicklet
No.821266
>>821261can you put one foot down thats all you really need
No.821267
weird how the mosha mosha girl in bakuon rode the serow those are pretty tall
dont understand how this bike would be as popular as it is in japan and in south america where the average person is even shorter than me
No.821268
hate when they reveal that the girl was pretending to sleep
No.821269
thats the absolute worst i literally canNOT finish jerking when that happens
No.821270
google says the serows seat height is 31 inches thats NOT that high is it
No.821271
die tallmog
No.821272
http://cycle-ergo.com/you can put in your info and it will show how you will fit on bikes
No.821273
>>821266yeah one foot is no problem with my other foot on the pegs i just wonder if NOT being able to use both feet would pinch trying to keep balance off road going up inclines for example
the klrs were on sale for 5800$ which was kind of tempting
No.821274
tempting how you dont have that kind of money
were you going to steal it
No.821275
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baste
No.821277
youre only one inch taller than me but your inseam is 5 inches longer what the hell
No.821279
>>821273it probably wont be a problem i dont remember having a hard time riding my wr with a 38 inch seat when i was 15 and on the road one foot is all you usually put down unless you have extra bad balance
No.821280
gonno take the msf at a community college soon hope i dont have to actually enroll or do anything serious to take the course besides pay them money
No.821281
you pay and sit and read a little pamphlet and then take a written test and then if you pass they tell you to come back and take the riding part of the class
No.821282
whats a msf
No.821283
sigh to get a bike license id have to have a regular license for one year and i cant even apply for one without having a learner license for 1 year so it would be at least 2 years before i could even ride a bike flip this world
No.821284
masochist sexual fetish
No.821285
is there a bike permit you can get before i got my endorsement i went and took a written test at the dmv and i got a permit to ride on roads and NOT highways and only when light out it was completely seperate from my drivers license
No.821287
>>821285the laws are different here even after those two years you can only ride with an experienced rider following you for aNOTher 3 months after that before you can ride alone
No.821288
>>821283this is the exact same thing i was feeling two years ago when i had just gotten my learners permit it seemed almost impossible to me so i shelved the bike idea until now since i finally got my full license
i say no better time to get your foot in the door than right now no use procrastinating or feeling bad cunnilingus knows i did that forever and it just made me feel worse
you dont need a car just smooth talk The Boss into paying for whatever you need to get your license
No.821289
>>821287what the fuck is that bullshit
No.821290
i really dont like driving a car and in the back of my mind i always banked on the idea of riding a motorcycle as my main means of transportation eventually
i blogged about it here as far back as 2015 when pnig was blogging and posted his riding vids but i felt like it would never happen
No.821291
yeah cars blow ass
No.821292
whats a good bike if youre 6’4
No.821293
a grom
No.821294
africa twin or a bmw g1200
most sportbikes will be uncomfortable besides the biggest ones like the zx14r and hayabusa
No.821296
>>821295wonder if those wheels are for sale they look mint
No.821297
/o/slam jam gonno mutate hard
No.821298
theyre redoing that road because its basically asphalt with some gravel sprinkled on top at this point
No.821299
>>821288yeah youre right i just need to bite the bullet and get a normal license itll pay off in 2 years i guess luckily you can still get a bike license after getting an automatic license for cars since The Boss only has an automatic to give me lessons in since you need like 200 hours of documented lessons
No.821300
gonno document my dick in your ass
No.821301
got a bullet for you to bite right here
No.821302
where do you live that sounds insanely difficult in the us theres no difference between an automatic and manual license
youre NOT driving any differently all the same rules still apply youre just using aNOTher foot
No.821303
mexico
No.821305
me and my lgf
No.821306
can hear the people in the sexy lady clothes store banging on the walls might go to where i hear the banging and put my face against the wall and yell again
No.821307
>>821302australia the license requirements are really stringent
No.821308
https://savepapajohns.com/baste papa wont be silenced
No.821309
papa john is a jaypee boy
No.821310
always found it funny how in the states a teen on his 18th birthday can go to the dmv take a simple 25 question exam on a computer get his learners permit and immediately go to a dealership and buy a s1000rr, zx14, etc
No.821311
wish to eat miku pizza
No.821312
16th birthday its even worse
No.821313
also you cant ride any fast bikes while youre getting your bike license you need to ride an approved learner bike which all pinch
No.821314
never had a 16th birthday
No.821315
>>821310plenty of richteens do it
some parents think a zx14r is a bargain compared to a new car and theyre right if thats where their rational thinking ends
No.821316
nice permateen
No.821318
wonder if grandpa would loan me some cash that old boomer does NOThing but smoke weed all day in colorado
No.821319
cbr250 is a v twin
No.821320
the newer ones are twins but the older ones are 4 cylinders
No.821321
theyre cool but youll get bored of a 250 in a few months
No.821322
never had a grandpa
No.821323
and the new ones are an inline twin
No.821324
what the hell do i really need to know how to drive a car before i can get a bike license flip this gay shite
No.821325
i think you can get a license for motorcycles only in the us but then you cant drive a car
No.821326
they need to teach you what road signs mean and how to read oavwnemt markings and simple stuff that anyone whos rode in a car would know
No.821327
>>821317cbr500r is included in the list
No.821328
gonno start counting the cash drawer i could have been sleeping all day or jerking it and it wouldnt have made any difference ive been posting on hima all day and watching twilight zone
No.821329
guess i should call grandpa instead of emailing him maybe hed be more likely to financially help me
No.821330
it matters NOT
No.821331
twilight zone pinches
No.821332
nah it rules
No.821333
have to force myself to sleep right now
been late to work every day this week
No.821334
take some pills
No.821336
nice the rtx 2080 ti cant even hit 60 fps on 1080p with ray tracing on
No.821337
gonno cum on my face and sleep
No.821338
bacon sandwich time
No.821339
stop eating so much bacon
No.821340
bacons good for you
No.821341
your hearts gonno explode
No.821342
red meat is poison
No.821344
now that were moving to a farm ive been trying to convince The Boss to get a gun but negotiations arent going well
No.821345
thats illegal
No.821347
gonno watch one piece and morph
No.821349
basted
No.821351
guess ill nap then
No.821352
>>821346theyre turt in car form
No.821353
im going to juke that lady if you know what i mean
No.821355
phew
No.821356
great touge run this evening theres a gt86 at the top here
No.821357
愛 a lady in full bandos
No.821358
nb only likes skiller girls
No.821359
that post the other day about nice smelling pajama sexy ladies got me going im losing my mind hima
No.821360
how come my posts wont go through HIMAKOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
No.821361
oh hehe there we go
No.821362
only cummed on my face once it was a warm surprise
No.821363
idiot
No.821364
still dont know the difference between a teaspoon and a tablespoon and a pinch and a dash how come cooking is so cryptic and difficult
No.821365
pinch this
No.821366
same i never measure stuff
No.821368
north korea is really NOT that bad
No.821369
wheres everyone
No.821370
here i was lost in sexy ladythought
No.821372
i just got back from the touge run now im eating 2
a pizza and cheese fries
No.821373
愛 messing with teenmates in their dads cars especially when theyre muscle cars
No.821374
thinking about those sexy ladies
No.821375
>>821373same its one of the great joys of life
No.821376
>>821369i went for a walk
No.821377
did you see anything nice
No.821378
no
No.821379
the only one who has ever given me a run was an s2000 on the downhill section a few years ago
No.821380
im tar d
No.821381
i fear nvidia is too strong for amd
No.821382
waiting for 7nm navi
No.821384
thinking about flipping trainee girl
No.821385
>>821348a friend is flipping baste
No.821388
gonno nap
No.821390
hate footnorms
No.821391
hate all sexnorms
No.821392
what if i just want to rub my face against her legs and NOT flip
No.821393
wonder what its like to be a
No.821394
a what you flipper
No.821396
i reject your reality and substitute my own
No.821397
>>821395nice flapperchink
No.821398
havent heard that in a while
No.821399
does anyone want to move in
No.821400
pap is baste for raging amos yee
No.821401
normos yee
No.821403
my apartment
No.821404
what the flip amos yee is ped
No.821405
>>821403nah its too far away
No.821406
bye
No.821408
baste pednorm
No.821409
yeah i jerk it to kids so what
No.821410
woke up from my nap hiya hima
No.821411
sigh overwatch is down for maintenance
No.821412
good
No.821413
wish i was smart enough for overwatch
No.821414
that pizza dehydrated me gonno chomp some popsicles and rehydrate
No.821415
sigh can i please post something
No.821416
nah go to hell
No.821420
that video is 11 years old
No.821421
yeah shes 13 now
No.821422
dad used to call me a jaypee boy for watching sailor moon
No.821423
no way 2007 was 11 years ago
No.821424
less than 500 views in 11 years
No.821426
why does that mate have such a massive nose
No.821427
hes jew
No.821428
ice is basted
No.821429
i wish i was basted
No.821430
its NOT that great
No.821431
gonno down a 5th popsicle and then chug a half gallon of ice water
No.821433
just resubbed to ffxiv
No.821434
should have picked up a good sushi bar instead
No.821435
like what wow pinches
No.821436
fire up lr2
No.821437
scape wow tera bdo are all better than ffxiv
No.821438
nah ffxiv rules
No.821439
will a raven ridge laptop run wow decently i know they enabled dx12 recently and since its single threaded it should at least be playable i think
No.821440
isnt wow a 2004 sushi bar why wouldnt it run decently
No.821441
they make weird changes to the engine or use weird textures that randomly make it lag
there was an issue a couple years back where a warlock spell made people disconnect because it lagged them so badly the same happened for a mage spell
No.821444
gonno morph
No.821446
installing tera
No.821447
is there a new class
No.821448
how should i know i never played this sushi bar before
No.821449
fool
No.821450
plumbers inbound multi feeder bbws
No.821451
gonno fire up the wii sports
No.821452
The Boss 愛d playing on the wii
No.821455
>>821445jerked gonno coma
No.821456
Broadcast NOT found…
No.821457
there were two very generous slav girls competing for attention
No.821458
wish i was slav
No.821459
bored as HELL
No.821460
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
No.821461
only one on hima sigh
No.821462
im molting
No.821463
stop molting
start posting
No.821464
theres NOThing to post
No.821465
theres always something to post
No.821466
sick sigh
No.821467
im playing wow
No.821468
if you never leave the house you dont get sick its great
No.821469
wrong The Boss brings in lots of sicknesses and food carries it too
No.821470
havent gotten sick in like 2 years its good
No.821471
gonno make something to eat
No.821472
>>821468liar i never leave the house but im sick now
No.821473
sigh 3 hours till tera is finished downloading wish i had 900 download like speedbrag
No.821475
sigh chris
No.821476
she posts here
No.821478
hope this songpyun raises my songbun
No.821479
hiding in the bathroom
No.821480
what are you hiding from
No.821482
sit in hell
No.821483
gonno jerk it
No.821484
first run botched this happens every time why did i have to be born autism
No.821485
finished installing tera and the servers are down flip this
No.821486
cant get my glasses clean
No.821487
wish i had glasses but cunnilingus cursed me with 20/20 vision
No.821488
die visionmog
No.821490
wore glasses for eight years it pinched
No.821491
i like wearing glasses it makes me feel safe
No.821492
>>821485tera is teenshite
No.821493
gonno sleep now hima bye
No.821494
good night
No.821495
only one here who actually wears real eyeglasses
No.821496
what are real eyeglasses
No.821497
i wear an eyepatch
No.821498
if i lost an eye id wear a cool eyepatch like the one from operation valkyrie glass eye norms are unbelievable
No.821499
remember reading that blind people dont see black they see NOThing never understood that
No.821500
>>821496lenses made of glass
No.821501
its like deaf people hearing NOThing instead of no sound
No.821502
how is no sound different than NOThing
No.821503
no reference to anything else so they cant define a color
No.821504
its just shut down like how you see no magnetic fields instead of no magnetic noise there are infinite possible senses that you dont have and you dont see their version of black
No.821505
all i see is darkness before me
No.821506
why is there nowhere in this world for me
No.821507
youre an entity separate from the masses
No.821508
time to chug some coke zero
No.821510
screaming
No.821511
might have a scream later myself hehe
No.821512
saw a french girl cosplaying as gasai yuno she was pretty cute
No.821513
last nights dream was a weird one
No.821514
never watched normai nikki never will
No.821515
wish i could move in with a himabro
No.821516
met a cute korean girl from luxembourg named tina we were gonno get married but when we were about to you know i figured out she was a boy and her dad walked in and they all thought i was a girl the whole time all a misunderstanding so i left with the ring then some mates were tryin to own me in the elevator ended up falling in a river when i was trying to run and drifted out to sea and died
No.821517
nice birlseki
No.821518
was almost ran over while i was walking back home the lady looks traumatized i just smiled at her and kept walking
No.821520
are you ken
No.821521
im freakeye
No.821523
i dont want to live in australia sorry
No.821524
shhh just come
No.821525
brought some chicken from home gonno grill it up and watch twilight zone all day
No.821526
fool go to work
No.821527
i am at work
No.821528
amd just cut the 1920x price by half
No.821529
amd is destroying intel
No.821530
how can we save intel
No.821531
they need it NOT they brought this upon themselves
No.821532
gonno buy an i9
No.821536
slam jam hours gonno jerk it hard to some kids
No.821538
kids deserve jerk
No.821539
shut the hell up
No.821540
you shut the hell up
No.821541
no you
No.821542
chicken is defrosted gonno fire up the grill
No.821543
train ticket mates on the metra have all been replaced by nigs
No.821545
hehe wc3 finished downloading too now gonno grill up some chicken and play wc3 and jerk it to kids and get paid
No.821548
play some custom anime arenas
No.821549
im playing the story mode so i can absorb the lore this way when people complain about sylvranus raising skeletons in the siege of lordaeron in bfa i can be a smartass and tell them to play wc3 because it was one of her main abilities
No.821550
nerd
No.821551
have probably beaten the entire wc3 and tft campaigns over five times and wc1 and wc2 maybe twenty
No.821552
why didnt they keep khadgar looking really old did he reverse the curse in wow or something
No.821553
only just now made the connection that warosus archiver is named fuuka because of yotsuba
No.821554
flipping idiot
No.821555
its in the documentation
No.821556
im just flapper you wouldnt understand
No.821557
its explained right there in the github
No.821558
a group of teens came in while i was about to cook my chicken they arent even doing anything theres like 5 and theyre loud as hell
No.821562
diablo 2 finished downloading
No.821563
mate killed my maxed hc necromancer
No.821564
gonno quickjo and hit the pool
No.821565
>>821561dumb norm
mutated through the dialog what the hell
No.821566
this chicken could use some bbq sauce
No.821568
he took four scoops
No.821570
bored with life wish a freak accident would just send me to the grave already
No.821571
got hit by a bike crossing the street once
No.821572
was the driver a sexy lady
No.821573
no just some flapper looking mate
No.821574
>>821565the dialog is shit
No.821576
its vile
No.821577
wish that was me
No.821578
she has nice boobs but does that really happen you mates told me girls dont like having their private parts licked
No.821579
made an easy 1k from amd stocks now i can buy a single stick of 2133mhz ddr4 ram
No.821582
good mythical normnig
No.821583
they call me lil pump you wanna know why
No.821584
NOT really
No.821585
The Boss got capn crunch dont mind if i do
No.821586
>>821559the hell did he do to her
No.821587
thats NOT real
No.821588
that happens all the time sexy ladies 愛 joing
No.821589
NOThin beats some fine sips of artesian water
No.821591
feeling a wank coming on
No.821592
so what do you think
if you decide NOT to kill someone do they owe you their life now or NOT
every time i meet someone i dont like i make the active decision NOT to kill them and every time i walk out as if i had saved their lives by sparing them
No.821594
still on good old 4gib 800mhz ddr2 ram
No.821595
overclocked my ram now i can browse hima
No.821597
same overclocked mine to 960mhz actually
No.821598
when i see a chink all i can think is baste
No.821599
hate when my chicken nugget goes down my leg its very uncomfortable but the ladies like looking
No.821600
middle mouse button stopped working again
No.821601
just woke up hey mates
No.821602
hey hi
No.821603
ive been fooling myself no matter how nice i am or how much i try to blend in the average norm will still instinctively feel hatred towards me just for existing theres no winning scenario
No.821604
thats the point you realize its better to get a lgf and be happy
No.821605
get a child to snap and torture and youll be happy
No.821606
trying to eat but The Boss is talking to me goonnnnnnnoooo rage
No.821608
wish to have a platonic relationship with my lgf
No.821609
its impossible in the end all roads lead to sex when it comes to sexy ladies they are driven by instincts and desires
No.821610
i can confirm
No.821611
caught a fly that was bothering me and put it in a ziplock bag he cant fly anymore
No.821613
oh
No.821614
>>821611hes going to suffocate idiot
No.821615
its a 12 gallon ziplock bag
No.821616
>>821612what tags would lead me to this
No.821617
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No.821618
愛 a good 1boy 1girl sex hetero search
No.821619
lame my default is sexy lady snap
No.821620
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decided to check out the sleep_molestation tag
isnt this a bit more than molestation
No.821621
NOThing better than sliding your huge_penis into a sleeping girl
No.821622
think im gonno buy a logitech g203
No.821623
sexnorms hours gonno nap
No.821624
dont let someone flip you in your sleep
No.821626
how do i level up my aura
No.821628
it feels extra good to jo to nadja and i sperm far each time
No.821629
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No.821631
phew nadja is underage as hell
No.821632
The Bosss gone time to take a big shite
No.821635
youve left me no choice but to jo to her pits
No.821636
pervert
No.821637
wonder how many girls have jod to me
No.821640
sigh turns out cleaning lady stole two of my books and some of The Bosss clothes too this is a disaster
No.821641
she stole your books and now its time you steal her life
No.821642
track her down
No.821643
baste cleaning roast
No.821644
its important to practice forgiveness
No.821645
very bored
No.821646
The Bosss a cleaning lady but shes never stolen anything since shes NOT a minority
No.821647
its kind of annoying because it was my hardcover copy of lotr and one of my hp 愛craft collection books both of which i keep in sets so i know theyve been taken and i really liked them i hope she didnt steal anything else
No.821648
>>821646your The Boss is lower class trash
No.821649
extra horny today gonno have a long jerk sesh
No.821650
did you ever hear about the mud flood hypothesis
No.821651
pray the outer cunnilinguss bring her to madness as payment
No.821653
>>821647she did you a favor
read some real books
No.821654
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No.821655
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No.821658
whats she doing to that melon
No.821660
>>821653im just fond of them because i liked them as a teen
No.821662
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No.821663
time for some sausages
No.821664
i jo therefore i am
No.821666
present it
No.821668
>>821640thats your fault because you never left the room while she was there idiot
No.821670
nice intel releasing a security patch and then specifying in the eula that after the patch is applied the cpu is NOT to be used in performance benchmarks
No.821671
that eula change is NOT valid at least NOT in america or europe
No.821672
You will NOT, and will NOT allow any third party to (i) use, copy, distribute, sell or offer to sell the Software or associated documentation; (ii) modify, adapt, enhance, disassemble, decompile, reverse engineer, change or create derivative works from the Software except and only to the extent as specifically required by mandatory applicable laws or any applicable third party license terms accompanying the Software; (iii) use or make the Software available for the use or benefit of third parties; or (iv) use the Software on Your products other than those that include the Intel hardware product(s), platform(s), or software identified in the Software; or (v) publish or provide any Software benchmark or comparison test results.
literally who the fucc can stand behind intel now
No.821673
starting to believe that you need to be an evil person to buy intel
No.821674
>>821668dont victim blame
No.821675
or just very very misinformed
No.821676
every norm sushi chef ive ever met have been brainwashed intel drones
No.821677
first computer i owned in the late 90s was intel but every single computer ive built for myself has been amd
No.821678
>>821667wish i was smart enough for poe
No.821679
same never bought an intel chip or an nvidia card
No.821680
playing poe is less mentally engaging than staring at the wall
No.821681
saw jackfruit at the store and started laughing
No.821682
>>821680i guess that makes me pretty flippin dumb then
No.821683
jackfruitss are bast
No.821684
never owned any amd or ati hardware
No.821685
ban this mate right now
No.821686
NOThing bannable
No.821688
wonder what trainee girl is going to wear to the meeting tomorrow
No.821689
does this ever happen in real life
No.821690
whats that sushi bar where hundreds of people man a space ship and they battle
No.821692
dead hours guess ill jerk it
No.821695
nice frogger
No.821696
how does he make his voice deep like that
No.821697
die norms
No.821698
raging at that norm mocking anime
No.821699
>>821691alliance is so flipping gay
No.821700
>>821698would you stand up for anime irl
No.821701
one part of me stands up for anime if you know what i mean
No.821702
still cant believe raja betrayed us all
No.821703
>>821698get owned aninorm
No.821705
its raining should i put the pilot roads to the test theyre supposed to be one of the best rain tires
No.821706
just woke up
No.821707
raja wakes up early everyday to go to intel hq and research gpus all day
No.821708
is wow a thing in japan will jaina in the blighted lands be drawn as her being flipped nonstop by tentacles of old cunnilinguss and multiple_men all with a huge_penis i think i would like to see that
No.821709
>>821707i thought there was just one intel place out here but there are two the one i see all the time if the fab and the other one is a research campus i wonder if ill see raja one day
this is the fab that intel is supposed to be making 10nm at
No.821711
``making'' 10nm
No.821713
i was going to make a joke saying that with the type and amount of people i see wearing intel badges around here im NOT surprised theyre having trouble
No.821715
>>821712flip those modnorms
No.821716
got a new router phew nice and snappy the old one was dying
No.821720
phew spent two hours jerk jacking joing
No.821721
whats the difference
No.821722
its like a jerking jo off
No.821723
morphed read gonno remorph might mutate
No.821724
While I was swimming, the earliest in the day in which I've ever done it, I encountered a turtle barely 60 feet from me. It was about 16 inches long from head to tail, 12 inches wide, and, I think, about 4 inches high. It just popped up to the surface for a brief bit, allowing me to get a good enough look at it.
No.821725
bast turt
No.821726
what if uli got attacked by a shark
No.821728
does anyone still play scape
No.821730
are you going to keep behaving that way for the rest of your life
No.821733
her mouth would be painful thats why you use her legs to jo and her vagina at full force
No.821734
blew in the top of a beer bottle and the dog flappered out and ran off
No.821735
where did it run to
No.821737
its weird to think about frieza just being out there and NOT being dead i wonder what hes doing
No.821738
plotting
No.821739
hes joing