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 No.761571[Last 100 Posts]

here you go

 No.761589

other thread is becoming intolerable

 No.761602

postin here

 No.761603

also ban that one mate

 No.761607

sigh its gonno cost like 13m to get 85 herblore

 No.761608

prefer this one

 No.761609

good news everyone

 No.761610

basteseki owned the pie eating contestant thread

 No.761611

that was me, neetblog

 No.761612

The Boss fell for the evil grains meme

 No.761613

>>761611
what was you impersonator

 No.761614

its not a meme

 No.761615

boycotting this thread

 No.761617

post some underage himas

 No.761618

why did the brainlet lock the active thread

 No.761619

if i forget thee, o neetblog, let my right hand forget her cunning

 No.761620

the zucc really doesnt look human whats wrong with his skin

 No.761621

>>761616
hope this pasty kike gets grilled

 No.761622

i stand with zucc

 No.761623

zucc gets fugged

 No.761624

gonno attempt the workmorph

 No.761625

bit my nails again

 No.761626

made a reuben

 No.761627

>>761618
it was made by an ota pie eating contestant

 No.761628

otalad has a good heart

 No.761629

aka haysuz

 No.761630

baste zuck is owning these old flips

 No.761631


 No.761632

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 No.761633

flip zuck

 No.761634

you cant talk about our next president like that

 No.761635

everything is unnecessarily clean and all the small decorations look totally fabricated
wondering if zuck and his wife even own a house or if they just morph in their car because their bodies dont produce any odors

 No.761636

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 No.761637

scapenorm

 No.761638

isnt 99 only one percent of 200mil

 No.761639

no

 No.761640

wish to become a 200miler

 No.761641

love seeing him sweat

 No.761642

Test

 No.761643

mmm

 No.761644

anyone want me to stream yakuza

 No.761645

why do they have these dinosaurs questioning zucc instead of like computer science engineers

 No.761646

holy flip hes getting destroyed

 No.761647

yeah that question stunned him hehe

 No.761648

posting in this thread even though mods say other thread was first whatever i dont really care in fact i like this thread more cause it has a cuter image. i love squatting girls it makes me imagine they are pooping

 No.761649

baste ped

 No.761650

your gross screw off

 No.761651

nothing wrong with the picture bud

 No.761652

never understood scat fetishists whats so appealing about poop

 No.761653

>>761646
>>761647
what was it i missed it

 No.761654

i am not into being pooped on or eating shit, dont get me wrong. however i enjoy seeing girls poop and seeing their anus, its just the taboo nature of female defecation because women are trained to never reveal their pooping usually, therefore seeing the act or imagining it is erotic to me

 No.761655

what do you think about the smell

 No.761656

die pie eating contestant

 No.761657

>>761653
he asked zucc if he would tell the court what hotel he stayed at last night to make him squirm about privacy

 No.761658

>>761657
he just got caught in a lie and now he is struggling

 No.761659

just got blasted by deju vu

 No.761660

the smell is not great for me. i am more into just seeing and watching online, i have never seen a girl poop irl but i did walk into the bathroom once after a girl pooped (she left skid marks also) and the smell was awful, i didtn like it

 No.761661

holy flip

 No.761662

kill urself my man

 No.761663

good news everyone

 No.761664

what good news

 No.761665

spit it out

 No.761666

the helium tank arrived

 No.761667

zuck getting boosted

 No.761668

are you gonno sell balloons to sexy ladies

 No.761669

i got a lgf i picked her up last night at the club she was in the corner covering her ears and screaming

 No.761670

clubs are for slags

 No.761671

im slag

 No.761672

teds letting zuck recover after he got flipped by the last mate

 No.761673

>>761635
die messnorm thats as clean as everything should be

 No.761674

whats the helium for.........................

 No.761675

die pie eater

 No.761676

ban the pie eating contesting pie eating contestants

 No.761677

the helium tank wasnt even the good news mate i was just impersonating him it was a jest and i apologize

 No.761678

i am only concerned with the positive and uplifting good news

 No.761679

im gonno uplift my dick in your ass if youre not careful

 No.761680

zucc is a flipping sperg he sounds like a 13 year old

 No.761681

please dont hurt me im sorry

 No.761682

my little pieeeceeessss

 No.761683

teen hours

 No.761684

zucc is so full of shit

 No.761685

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 No.761686

heheh

 No.761687

ban

 No.761688

i stand with the zucc in these troubled times

 No.761689

i take my seat on a cushioned pad for extra height along with him

 No.761690

irc bot told me to donate after leeching his anime

 No.761691

i have nothing to hide and nothing to fear

 No.761692

so flipping hungry think im gonno grab a big bag of chips with msg in them

 No.761693

zucc cucc fucc rucc thucc smucc

 No.761694

gonno eat ducc with zucc

 No.761695

never had duck before is it good

 No.761696


 No.761697

its a bit like chicken if the flavor was a lot stronger or some form of concentrated chicken

 No.761698

i got a lgf i picked her up last night at the club she was in the corner covering her ears and screaming

 No.761699

nice groomnig

 No.761700

put her down

 No.761701

deja vu didnt you just post that earlier

 No.761702

yes i posted it two weeks ago

 No.761703


 No.761704

is that a linus thumbnail

 No.761705

deja vu ive just been in this place before

 No.761706

i need to ask something

 No.761707

ask away

 No.761708

i want to see sexy ladies undress

 No.761709

supernude is better than nude

 No.761710

does axe body spray really attract sexy ladies

 No.761711

l0li

 No.761712

get the flip in here

 No.761713

ban

 No.761714

forgot how much i liked the tropical theme

 No.761715

fool

 No.761716

might do something big

 No.761717

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 No.761718

baste autumn elegy watches varg hehe

 No.761719

what happens at the end of runescape

 No.761720

>>761714
why ban

 No.761721

your brain is like a fruit suspended in jelly. when you go to a grocery store and see fruits and veggies you will check them and choose the most high quality ones. human brains can be the same way just like how some people have ocd, have sexual fetishes, or be scared of spiders

 No.761722

i guess ill fire up puyoquest and wait the 5 days for it to expire while watching hima with the tropical blue theme

 No.761723

why did pnig throw a fit about the other thread

 No.761724

thread rager must have his way or else

 No.761725

stop using the tropical theme

 No.761726

think onseki might be very flapper

 No.761727

未来が眩しくて見えない brew up some coffee mates

 No.761728

>>761719
what end

 No.761729


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 No.761731

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 No.761732

zuck got snapped

 No.761733

think i might have jewish ancestry

 No.761734

everyone on earth is a direct descendant of papa abraham by now

 No.761735

gonno start eating kosher

 No.761736

neetblog is a child of ham

 No.761737

hehe jacob owned esau hard this is great

 No.761738

holy crap zuck got high level hypocrite baited
also wow that chinese man is just standing around throwing his fingertip into the edge of boiling oil
i wonder if he still feels the splash burns or is just numb to them now?

 No.761739

just woke up hey hows it going gonno have some coffee and watch the new autumn elegy vid

 No.761740

went to make coffee but there was some leftover in the press from yesterday now im sipping on that while a fresh pot is brewing

 No.761741

The Bosss making me go on a job hunt agin

 No.761742

good luck

 No.761743

its almost summer so im sure a lot of places are hiring

 No.761744

movie theaters hire in the summer you can work there

 No.761745

become a fisherman

 No.761746

do NOT do that

 No.761747

i was born to fish the sea is my oyster

 No.761748

commercial fishing is hard work and very artificial i would not recommend it

 No.761749

does onseki know you can use cpanel to see what stylesheets people are using its very

 No.761750

simply go to the docks and ask around all the fishing vessels if theyre looking for a deckhand it may be rough convincing them as a greenhorn but tell them youre willing to work for half pay and itll be no problem

 No.761751

there are no docks in my area

 No.761752

dont do that theyll put you on poop deck duty

 No.761753

no docks here but lots of dicks

 No.761754

lots of turnover at the meat packing plants

 No.761755

consider flower arranging

 No.761756

do something cool like a theme park

 No.761757

remember when that one mate got a job at a foundry and was never heard from again do you think he couldnt take the wageslave life anymore and leaped into a vat of molten iron

 No.761758

he was pushed

 No.761759

no it was l'appel du vide

 No.761760

lot of docks around here but the smell always made me barf

 No.761761

landloving manbaby

 No.761762

im terrified of boats especially big ones

 No.761763

kitty

 No.761764

lets make the hima mansion a hima yacht instead

 No.761765

no please dont

 No.761766

i get seasick

 No.761767

if you work in fast food can you have sex with teenagers

 No.761768

hell ya

 No.761769

yes you can have sex with 18 and 19 years olds

 No.761770

what about the

 No.761771

go work at chikfila they employ a lot of christian teengirls

 No.761772

time to read pauls epistle to the romans again

 No.761773

but they dont let men flip them

 No.761774

something must be said

 No.761775

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YOU PAY MY BAR TAB WITH YOUR PARENTS CARD

 No.761776

i need to say something

 No.761777

spit it out

 No.761778

can i get something off my chest

 No.761779

i need to say i never worked

 No.761780

camp counselor hehe

 No.761781

ok i really love lasagna

 No.761782

me too i absolutely love it but i havent had it in a few years

 No.761783


 No.761784

i never worked a drive thru or register

 No.761785

i need to say something else

 No.761786

The Bosss lasagna is flipping gross but i eat it anyways because i dont have the heart to tell her the truth

 No.761787

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i played this on my smartphone at work and used a plastic container to amplify the sound so i could hear it over washing dishes

 No.761788

cant believe onseki would ban someone for a whole flipping week for liking a certain theme but wont touch a fellow norm

 No.761789

ive never worked

 No.761790

i worked two jobs and they were both in kitchens

 No.761791

i worked 6 jobs on your The Boss #neet.life

 No.761792

did you get to flip the teenagers

 No.761793

something must still be said

 No.761794

yessir

 No.761795

i have invited my own lasagna style it has 2 layers instead of the usual 12

 No.761796

send a pic

 No.761797

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ok here

 No.761798

>>761788
meant to ban >>761711

 No.761799

looks like shit throw it in the trash dumbass

 No.761800

basteseki is too blazed to click on the right post

 No.761801

keeo that 'za comin

 No.761802

youre not wrong i make most of my erroneous bans right after taking a siiiiiick rip

 No.761803

gonno take my weekly shower

 No.761804

thats the dankseki weve grown to love

 No.761805

are there any himasugis with any neat talents

 No.761806

bad news the daiso run resulted in a floppy meiji bar

 No.761807

im talented but i cant share what its in

 No.761808

i have a song about boosting a turkey? down the neck?

 No.761809

>>761805
i have really good balance and im flexible so i can stand on one foot and lift my other foot into my mouth

 No.761810

>>761805
i have the ability to sushi bar for 48 hours in one sitting

 No.761811

>>761805
i dont have any talents

 No.761812

i


mbhgjj=hhgf

som

 No.761813

im a pro wow player

 No.761814

smashcast.tv/Drunkloli

 No.761815

smash that like

 No.761816

does anyone else get tears in their eyes from laughing at their own jokes and observations

 No.761817

ya

 No.761818

ya i laugh at posts i made hours ago

 No.761819

hehe me too

 No.761820

i think therefore i am

 No.761821

im listening to filsofem while making sushi

 No.761822

but is the laugh good enough to make you cry or is there something wrong with me

 No.761823

sometimes

 No.761824

i have a hearty laugh every month or two

 No.761825

i laugh at my own posts but then realize they arent actually funny right after i hit post

 No.761826

same

 No.761827

same

 No.761828

link some of your own posts youve laughed at

 No.761829

>>761825
i do that too sigh

 No.761830

>>761524

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 No.761832

>>761831
i laughed at both of those posts too

 No.761833

those are all lame

 No.761834

post your posts

 No.761835

got those out of order but theyre the lasagna ones i was checking out as i made them and was laughing i dont think ill go back to daiso for a while

 No.761836

i laugh thinking about funny posts but then never post them

 No.761837


 No.761838

was the good news ever truly revealed

 No.761839

ya its the gospel of jesus

 No.761840

already read it yes im a christian

 No.761841

filter neetblog to christian

 No.761842

daddys home

 No.761843

no

 No.761844

gag me with a spoon

 No.761845

bible is also an example of neetblog word filter possibility

 No.761846

come here then and bring your own, you wont like my spoon

 No.761847

hope neetblog comes back soon

 No.761848

he cant have gotten far

 No.761849

send a search party

 No.761850

>>761846
wt th hell

 No.761851

should i go back to the ramen place or will they still remember me looking like an utter asshole from months ago

 No.761852

they wont remember

 No.761853

they will accept you if they accept me

 No.761854

also problem spoon reply function user newfag

 No.761855

>>761847
im here

 No.761856

baste i knew youd never desert us

 No.761857

if i died nobody would on hima would notice

 No.761858

such is the fate of the nopersona

 No.761859

how do i craft an identifiable persona when posting style here is quite regulated

 No.761860

if i stopped coming to hima an impersonator would take my place and nobody would know i left

 No.761861

>>761859
blog about your life

 No.761862

>>761859
how is it regulated

 No.761863

gonno regulate my dick

 No.761864

and ASS

 No.761865

you could probably just post with punctuation and the other users would freak out and call you pie eating contestmateafter a while and there would be some recognizable traits and stories by then

 No.761866

laughing at my own posts again

 No.761867

if your blogs arent distinct enough to be recognized by themselves then maybe you just dont have what it takes to be a persona

 No.761868

i cant handle the pressure of having a verifiable identity i like to keep myself amorphous

 No.761869

if u dont type like this your a pie eating contestant(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

 No.761870

im fatter than nb but he stole the persona from me

 No.761871

that you fatneet

 No.761872

and trust me i have many personas on many boards yes in truth i am known by many names, in truth we have probably talked on other boards

 No.761873

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 No.761874

is that you herkz

 No.761875

wish i had a gutterskank to adorn my chrysler

 No.761876

whos the pasty hussy

 No.761877

thats nbs sister

 No.761878

pale girls could sit on my lap

 No.761879

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File: 1523406905761-1.mp3 (13.35 MB, Tristram.mp3)

File: 1523406905761-2.mp3 (10.62 MB, Catacombs.mp3)


 No.761880

sigh

 No.761881

why is this neetblog such a gosh on here ive never seen him post

 No.761882

>>761879
i dont think the aesthetic really fits

 No.761883

>>761882
oh wai i forget its a sushi bar delete this

 No.761884

i might as well be a wild animal

 No.761885

neets are more like dumb zoo animals

 No.761886

im a lumbering dimwitted beast

 No.761887

>>761886
my iq is low to

 No.761888

i like that pic with the polar bear looking at the painted wall juxtaposed with the mate looking at a computer screen

 No.761889

>>761879
stream

 No.761890

are there more low light sensing cones or rods or whatever near the edges of your retinas or something it feels like i can always see better in the dark out of the corners of my eyes

 No.761891

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do your eyes glow in the dark

 No.761892

only when im powered up

 No.761893

>>761891
looks just like my cat baxter

 No.761894

is The Boss brainwashed to think im handsome or is she lying

 No.761895

i dont have a reflection

 No.761896

>>761894
one of lifes great mysteries i fear well never have an answer

 No.761897

if The Boss had a button to make it so i was never born shed press it without even thinking

 No.761898

my mother will burn in hell for birthing me

 No.761899

you are handsome young man

 No.761900

i have a face only a mother could love

 No.761901

next time i get a ynaj im going to let her know that ugly people arent able to get jobs in the real world

 No.761902

eating my custom mix peanuts and white chocolate chips if it aint white it aint right

 No.761903

boost pedos! How could anyone get off to the idea of removing a little girl's clothes and licking her tiny body all over, nibbling her neck and kissing her adorable little nipples? Only a heartless monster would think about her cute girlish mouth and tongue wrapped around a thick cock slick with her saliva, pumping in and out of her mouth until it erupts, the cum more than her little throat can swallow.
The idea of thick viscous semen overflowing, dribbling down her chin over her flat chest, her tiny hands scooping it all up and watching her pinch it off her fingertips is just horrible. You're all a bunch of sick perverts, thinking of spreading her smooth slender thighs, cock poised at the entrance to her pure, tight, virginal kitty, and thrusting in deep as a whimper escapes her lips which are slippery with cum, while her small body shudders from having her cherry taken in one quick stroke.
I am disgusted at how you'd get even more excited as you lean over her, listening to her quickening breath, her girlish moans and gasps while you hasten your strokes, her sweet pants warm and moist on your face and her flat chest, shiny with a sheen of fresh sweat, rising and falling rapidly to meet yours.
It is truly nasty how you'd run your hands all over her tiny body while you violate her, feeling her nipples hardening against your tongue as you lick her chest, her neck and her armpits, savoring the scent of her skin and sweat while she trembles from the stimulation and as she reaches her climax, hearing her cry out softly as she has her first orgasm while that cock is buried impossibly deep inside her, pulsing violently as an intense amount of hot cum spurts forth and floods through her deflowered kitty for the first time, filling her womb only to spill out of her with a sickening squelch. And as you lie atop her flushed body, she sighs breathlessly and her fingers dig into your back as she feels your cock hardening inside her again. You're all sick in the head.

 No.761904

flip you

 No.761905

not reading that shite

 No.761906

もんだい の こども いい

 No.761907

something is up

 No.761908

im feelin it

 No.761909

>>761882
are you flipping reflappered how could you not know tristrams theme and diablo you flipping teenbropie eating contestmateand onseki why do you refuse to permaban and del >>761872

 No.761910

not everyone played normablo

 No.761911

you cant perma turt

 No.761912

yes everyone did and even then youd still know about it unless youre the normest of norms because even norms do its like mario and zelda and sonic

 No.761913

The Boss wouldnt buy me it because it had violent rating

 No.761914

think its gonno have to be a red gsnap piss night

 No.761915

you cant ban turt for 5 seconds without him throwing a fit over it

 No.761916

>>761912
you got trolled

 No.761917

finished the tutorial now its taking an eternity to download

 No.761918

>>761912
my dad bought an imac not pc

 No.761919

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 No.761920

feeling so nervous i think i am gonno be sick

 No.761921

opera is making me go flipping insane since the last update now when you are on a tab and you click on it again it sends you to the top of the page and im double clicking by accident a long and its making me go crazy

 No.761922

>>761919
>>761919
why post this if its expired

 No.761923

how do i get to sim lim square

 No.761924

you know

 No.761925

im just a beginner at japanese and this is what i can understand

 No.761926

the ramen shop visit was a success the hardest part was entering and getting 4 or 5 different people yelling いらしゃいませ i was worried about going to the one i went before so i went to a new one and it was utterly delicious the broth was silky and made my lips sticky my only mess up was specifically asking for no のり when their tonkotsu ramen came without any then after i was done eating the owner tried to chat with me asking how i found the place and telling me the tonkotsu broth takes 14 hours to make and how he trained in japan i remembered to not ask where specifically

altogether cheap for what it was but im nervous to go back again now because he said i should try the miso broth next i should have asked if he ever does shio broth

 No.761927

いらっしゃいませ

 No.761928


 No.761929

>>761928
why dont they arrest him do they have some sort of secret brotherhood only they can enter

 No.761930

because they know hes not a threat to anyone and just needs a few hours to sober up and they arent doing anything anyway

 No.761931

but he threatened go stab them and broke a bottle if you did that in the US especially in a city youd get beat up another thing they should have sensitivity classes in jail so there id more tolerance and less racism if i want to sit with the blacks i should be able to

 No.761932

>>761925
is that cop tall or is he a midget

 No.761933

>>761931
theyve probably met him before and knew he wouldnt do anything

 No.761934

you cant do that

 No.761935


 No.761936

fool youre supposed to order 大盛りギョク if youre a true veteran

 No.761937

anyone knows who richard.9k.brown@gmail.com is

 No.761938

yes

 No.761939

we know rich brown

 No.761940

im so happy all my friends came over today and we went to a bar and grill

 No.761941

ive never been arrested before

 No.761942

you claim you hard when you never even seen the pen

 No.761943

it must be because im a mastermind i used to routinely steal change from my high school vending machines and they didnt suspect a thing

 No.761944

File: 1523413032151.jpg (12.07 KB, 500x333, handshake-2056023-1-500x333.jpg)


 No.761945

im not hard im soft

 No.761946

ive exhausted all my most virile sperm the ones i have left are all chris-chan tier

 No.761947


 No.761948

sigh didnt get a mobile beta invite

 No.761949

starting to feel anxious over remembering that i stole my friends pokemon cartridge as a kid

 No.761950

with friends like you who needs enemies

 No.761951

ya i was that mates penpal for a couple months

 No.761952

getting that feeling where my hands are really sensitive and everything i touch annoys me

 No.761953

they call me the bloody hikki in the white boy pod i was runnin it until this AB mate with stripes came in

 No.761954

do some pushups

 No.761955

read that post like 6 times until i understood what you were saying

 No.761956

i dont need to learn how to read nigga all i do is count

 No.761957

count to ten backwards in base three

 No.761958

AB mate with stripes came in
didnt get this

 No.761959

a g is never slacking a hustler done got stuck on paper stacking

 No.761960

phew the puyo that looks like marisa is underage

 No.761961

post it

 No.761962

yeah bitch i aint really nuthin like a hero i just wanna get my dick pinched and multiply them 0s

 No.761963

File: 1523414442565.jpg (13.72 KB, 242x288, CapD20170929_5.jpg)


 No.761964

nice lum

 No.761965

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 No.761966

they call him the uberneet

 No.761967

phew got a cute aristocrat girl

 No.761968

アルデラ hehe

 No.761969

idk if neet life is really for me

 No.761970

File: 1523415358977.mp3 (158 KB, 03 - gangbang.mp3)


 No.761971

watching the simpsons in japan episode the haiku joke was funny

 No.761972

i am incompatible with both the eet and neet lives

 No.761973

get thje flip in here

 No.761974

my brain just released a flood of feel bad chemicals

 No.761975

already watched it a couple of hours ago

 No.761976

>>761974
have some wine

 No.761977

no lift some weights

 No.761978

have a jo

 No.761979

File: 1523416747515-0.png (380.5 KB, 720x1280, Screenshot_20180325-094850.png)

>>761963
witch is my favorite but i dont have any of het cards sigh wonder if the osomatsu cards are coming back

 No.761980

going to fire up old cape cod and lay in bed while browsing hima wish me luck

 No.761981

good luck

 No.761982

>>761979
phew underage トト子 she looks like a bratty shizuka

 No.761983

i cant do it gotta sit in the chair instead

 No.761984

also i wasted 5 silver thingys by accident and got a bird girl sigh

 No.761985


 No.761986

do you mean the stones you get those pretty easily by checking the chest before doing a quest there will be the requirements for the bonus missions usually theyre like clear using only a certain colored deck or without certain colors

 No.761987

die chink

 No.761988

File: 1523417266759.jpeg (395.58 KB, 748x939, 601599086d85d789e2c058ae6ea24e2b.jpeg)


 No.761989

the thing you have 3 of here >>761979

 No.761990

need to make a red only team its the only color i can identify

 No.761991

oh yeah dont worry you get a lot in the beginning

 No.761992

drank a whole bottle of wine

 No.761993

how are you feeling

 No.761994

but the more you play and get addicted the less you get i guess thats their strategy to make money especially when you can get guaranteed rare cards for spending 50 stones at a time

 No.761995

File: 1523418126702.png (632.64 KB, 720x1280, Screenshot_20180409-214354.png)

hehe

 No.761996

File: 1523418289852.jpg (5.55 MB, 5312x2988, 20180410_224637.jpg)


 No.761997

fakky used to be my go-to site for hentai when i was a teen but then something changed and i never went there anymore and i cant remember what it was

 No.761998

nice toes

 No.761999

gonno morph

 No.762000

dont think ive ever even been to fakku

 No.762001

thanks i just trimmed them

 No.762002

hell yeah box wine

 No.762003

learned about fakku because someone was advertising it on the wc3 custom sushi bar lobby list

 No.762004


 No.762005

havent had boxed wine since i stopped drinking fortified wine sigh it really does have a certain allure

 No.762006

what ia fortified wine

 No.762007

nice exif data dumbass

 No.762008


 No.762009

first saw hentai when i was 9 at a bookstore they had imported some from japan i guess i thought it was regular manga so i checked it out and once i realized what i was looking at i dropped it on the floor and ran back home

 No.762010

what the flip is a circle of confusion

 No.762011

boost you pnig

 No.762012

>>762006
wine mixed with distilled wine

 No.762013

and then the second time was about one year later by accident on dial up internet it was a pic of ccsakura naked hehe

 No.762014

dont reply to pie eating contestants

 No.762015

are there pie eating contestants should they be banned

 No.762016

>>762012
google says distilled wine is brandy so if i just put brandy in it its fortified right

 No.762017

need to fortify my ass

 No.762018

sure

 No.762019

you have a sickness

 No.762020

File: 1523420036590.png (714.66 KB, 1080x1920, Screenshot_20180410-231439.png)

chicken nugget

 No.762021

baste humberto

 No.762022

File: 1523420157817.jpg (521.33 KB, 1536x2048, strong zero.jpg)

taking out the recycling at the himabunker

 No.762023

File: 1523420179964.png (410.91 KB, 1213x609, sperg.png)


 No.762024

himako do something

 No.762025

on the way back from daiso a lady handed me a card saying she could help me find true love i left it on the bus

 No.762026

owned that bitch

 No.762027


 No.762028

i can do 10 pushups

 No.762029

what about pulldowns

 No.762030

if theyre anything like pushups then 10

 No.762031

theyre the opposite

 No.762032

himako make me dizzy

 No.762033

the ramen place had some nice japanese music playing im sure The Bossgf would have liked it

 No.762034

good making sushi sesh today im pooped

 No.762035

treat yourself to a cool refreshing box of franzia chardonnay

 No.762036

nah ill drink water instead

 No.762037

crashed my pc writing a program

 No.762038

this afpie eating contest of the dark episode isnt even scary its flapper with a ghost trying to steal a grandpas body

 No.762039

im flapper

 No.762040

anyone want to do the easter event with me

 No.762041

>>762037
hacker

 No.762042

The Boss made some kind of mexican chicken stew with black beans and rice and shredded tortilla on top

 No.762043

File: 1523423190316.jpg (89.44 KB, 1280x720, maxresdefault (2).jpg)

>>762033
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

 No.762044

is it tortilla soup

 No.762045

this pinches

 No.762046


 No.762047

hey im dating that mate you were talking to that means were friends right

 No.762048

no just one of her shitty slow cooker pinterest recipes

 No.762049

do you know who i am im special too i wear pajamas at the UC

 No.762050

>>762048
>pinterest recipes
im literally a spic anchor baby you reflapper

 No.762051

File: 1523423450829.jpg (824.48 KB, 1527x1080, 00576d7d0cc8f2a3069854a791248631.jpg)

spread em'

 No.762052

ahem

 No.762053

File: 1523423692402.png (Spoiler Image, 1.49 MB, 1200x1200, 1471744819264.png)


 No.762054

i think i might be the most hairy person on hima

 No.762055

thought about getting a full body wax like turt

 No.762056

everyone should shave their legs

 No.762057

>>762053
phew nice

 No.762058

why isnt that a girls thing

 No.762059

i have a large spot on my leg where there is no hair

 No.762060

mutant

 No.762061

me too because i waxed it to see what it felt like but didnt do the rest because i dont want people to think im a sodomite

 No.762062

scared The Boss will notice and think im gay

 No.762063

dont let other people block your opportunities

 No.762064

feel like udder shite why did i have to do so many stupid boosting things when i was younger

 No.762065

yeah im sure you have sooo many memories

 No.762066

i remember being a reflapper and making mistakes that still haunt me and will for the rest of my life

 No.762067

File: 1523426339426.jpg (680.12 KB, 1000x1446, 1518715349075.jpg)

hima

 No.762068

wish i could live in the summer of showa 58 forever

 No.762069

File: 1523426557828.jpg (2.13 MB, 1764x2508, 69984d132c235ea9354bffd149bd74a2.jpg)


 No.762070

shes cute

 No.762071

feel like id preach like gene kim if i tried sigh

 No.762072

File: 1523427105499.flac (20.36 MB, 06 - すみれ September Love.flac)


 No.762073

accidnetly fell asleep for a nap on the couch earlier now i wont be able to sleep

 No.762074

btfo

 No.762075

still holding onto hope that one day ill wake up in my bed and the calendar will say 2001

 No.762076

so you can stop the jews

 No.762077


 No.762078

File: 1523429277661.jpg (150.74 KB, 900x1200, n4wkc0g2f5r01.jpg)


 No.762079

feel so anxious that i want to puke most of the time

 No.762080

i drink so much box wine my parents buy it from costco and i just drain glass after glass

 No.762081

>>762077
nice mutant

 No.762082

File: 1523430164885.webm (311.93 KB, 720x810, 1523413031654.webm)


 No.762083

why am i getting called a flooder by this board

 No.762084

die pie eating contestant

 No.762085

happiness is not a station you arrive at but a method of travelling

 No.762086


 No.762087

i rated your post



in my mind

 No.762088

>>762086
heard that TPE stuff smells bad and stains everything

 No.762089

dont want to get up for work tomorrow but the weekend is coming soon

 No.762090

why youre going to make so much money

 No.762091

im not turt i dont make 75k a year starting

 No.762092

you make 100 dollars a day right thats a lot

 No.762093

another day another dollar

 No.762094

daigo is living the dream

 No.762095

gonno be using a dragon axe to wc soon cant wait

 No.762096

you ninjad it

 No.762097

what

 No.762098

just joed with my left hand that was a real workout

 No.762099

>>762091
i dont get that much the financial mate does

 No.762100

when i was a young man playing xbox live and wow one of those mousepads with the hard-gel wrist rests gave me some acute carpal tunnel and basically took out my right arm from the elbow down
i had to jerk off using my left hand and i remember it was really frustrating
also i couldn't sushi bar so i remember spending hours writing this screwed up xbox live letter to one of my dearest clan members using the xbox stick to press the on screen keyboard. one of those tasks you set yourself to and feel like you have a fever by the time you're done.
some kind of satanic ritual indeed... giving myself carp from jacking off so hard
my clan thought the message was cool

 No.762101

>>762095
555 more chops to go

 No.762102


 No.762103

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=asybQ4vO46o 1:44
holy flip whitelist this

 No.762104

im dreg

 No.762105

at least they can be friends with other trap freaks theyre probably better off doing that than the truneet route

 No.762106

they are giving up their honor and dignity

 No.762107

what has your honor and dignity given you

 No.762108

it will grant me salvation

 No.762109

one day a girl will see how honorable i have lived my life and fall for me

 No.762110

girls are attracted to degeneracy because televised vomit like seinfeld and such told them its ok and cool to have sex with random people

 No.762111

no...

 No.762112

sigh im not ready for the himawari birthday scene

 No.762113

wish i had some pancakes right about now

 No.762114

hima hima ohayou heh

 No.762115

in the hima mansion everyone will report to the kitchen at 6am sharp each morning for a full breakfast with pancakes eggs bacon cereal milk orange juice oatmeal grits sausage liver pudding bagels biscuits gravy toast ham hashbrowns muffins and a poptart

nobody will get to take a single bite until each person has been accounted for so any late morphers will be dragged downstairs by the others by force

 No.762116

i will never leave my room

 No.762117

File: 1523445411965.webm (2.19 MB, 1280x720, [HorribleSubs] Boruto - Naruto Next Generatio….webm)

the fated meeting

 No.762118

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/984022625440747520

nah youll be dragged out of your warm neet bed by the draft and forced to fight the sinorussian alliance

 No.762119

glad im obese so im exempt from the draft

 No.762120

youll be used as a shield

 No.762121

in the future there will be a section of a museum dedicated to detailing the intricacies and lives of the hima mansion

 No.762122

you try to make it sound cool but in reality itll be more like the country bear jamboree show at disneyland

 No.762123

>>762103
watched this video got angry that 17360 people have potentially seen

>Himasugi helps the trap posters


from the video big sigh flipping r9k has to ruin everything pissed me off that they capitalized and greened hima too

 No.762124

mornin hima woke up had my coffee

 No.762125

>>762103
onseki wont do anything why would you think that a weedmatewould care about anything with their anesthetized brain in between fat rips

 No.762126

how did naruto end anyways i never followed it past the chunin exams

 No.762127

naruto and hinata got married

 No.762128

but before that the creator of chakra came back and tried to take it back and the original team had to defeat her and then naruto and sasuke had a duel where they almost killed eachother before sasuke admits he was always wrong

 No.762129

wish i could enjoy shonen

 No.762130

neji dies

 No.762131

spoilernorm

 No.762132

posting gay shit right now

 No.762133

himasugi is the birl board

 No.762134

nice mateteen

 No.762135

my duty as a fatneet is to suffocate any birls that show up at the mansion to maintain peace and order

 No.762136

when you have one open birl it lures the rest out thats why himabirls a necessity otherwise everyone could be a birl and youd never know that we became a french baker board so he must be treasured

 No.762137

if a single birl gets away with it then she becomes a protected class thats a higher status than the neets and every day will be trying your best to impress her and get her attention

 No.762138

how can you tell the birls from girls

 No.762139

checking if their hands and wrists are veiny

 No.762140

their posts are very differently colored we already treat himabirl differently by replying you mean you want a gf you fool

 No.762141

a gf is just a gf but a birl gf is also a friend

 No.762142

File: 1523453838327.png (Spoiler Image, 605.71 KB, 669x1726, __original_drawn_by_razalor__bee162f4e03dc9cd1….png)


 No.762143

die

 No.762144

wish i had a nice elf wife

 No.762145

thats no wife

 No.762146

wish i was a nice elf wife

 No.762147

you already posted that

 No.762148

no i didnt

 No.762149

just said im the motherflippin nice blog out loud in a southern drawl

 No.762150

nice

 No.762151

vocaroo

 No.762152

big sigh

 No.762153

gonno weep

 No.762154

hate hearing my own voice

 No.762155

despise normasy norm online

 No.762156

despise you

 No.762157

phantasy norm online would have sufficed

 No.762158

felt the need to emphasize it

 No.762159

you normever even played it

 No.762160

never been to a school dance either

 No.762161

did i tell you mates about when i went to prom

 No.762162

i did and it pinches only teenmates like it

 No.762163

wish i could go to a barnyard bash with the backwoodseki

 No.762164

hmm lovely ball smell today

 No.762165

die muskman

 No.762166

flipping trees are sperming all over my car

 No.762167

File: 1523462624090.gif (138.11 KB, 244x249, Lumber_Up.gif)

ill take care of those trees

 No.762168

>>762103
who are these freaks and how did you even manage to find this

 No.762169

forget i asked it was probably one of the wks after ken stepped down

 No.762170

idiot did you miss the r9k invasion arc or did you mutate it

 No.762171

>>762020
poor humberto gonno add him
>>762053
phew
>>762142
phew

 No.762172

die phewseki

 No.762173

fool now youre cool

 No.762174

File: 1523466548784.png (99.19 KB, 740x829, basteseki.png)


 No.762175

>>762170
i saw it but saying theyre r9k doesnt answer anything or who told them hima is part of some conspiracy network

 No.762176

that same mate whos on ota slam jamming as teenmin is the mate who told r9k we were playing a part in it i believe

 No.762177

it was turt

 No.762178

no it was be basted neetblog

 No.762179

gonno start investing in hima stocks

 No.762180

>>762177
they were posting my address not long ago its the ota mate that hates me

 No.762181

nah it would have ota involved too then but its just hima might be the work of that one discordmatewho brought up the birl meme

 No.762182

File: 1523467123008.png (461.19 KB, 897x1396, gbwipg.png)


 No.762183

they call me coolseki for a reason

 No.762184

whats a good audiobook

 No.762185

the holy bible

 No.762186


 No.762187

hehe

 No.762188

already read both of those

 No.762189

read the quran instead

 No.762190

read the elia elish

 No.762191

post a link im working

 No.762192

The Boss found the kitab

 No.762193

wonder what other kind of epic stories im missing out not being part of the gnfos discord clique

 No.762194

youre not missing anything they just talk about norm shit all day

 No.762195

File: 1523468244686.png (51.72 KB, 616x461, 1521436665632.png)

you need to make an account so you can become friends with all the mods

 No.762196

i dont think that mod has posted on the discord since that day

 No.762197

really hate seeing these pictures of discord and being reminded of spinelesssekis groveling nature if hima were a totem pole he would be the part in the ground

 No.762198

where would i be

 No.762199

they arent friends they just understand that bs is bs

 No.762200

hehe im always high

 No.762201

the basteblog would naturally be on top

 No.762202

nah im lower than onseki

 No.762203

>>762195
you dont know jack about shit

 No.762204

https://www.culvers.com/menu-and-nutrition
thinking about going here what should i get

 No.762205


 No.762206

fish is an adult food but ill consider it

 No.762207

think id have to be sectioned off and quarantined in the hima mansion because of my smell im practically a walking corpse

 No.762208

i have a lot of axe body spray you can have some

 No.762209

i probably smell worse

 No.762210

get a burg and a malt

 No.762211

do the girls really come after you if you wear axe

 No.762212

ya

 No.762213

need to find a way to get an extreme chicken nugget so i can measure myself

 No.762214

think about sexy ladies

 No.762215

smooth nice compact sexy lady bodies that smell good and love to give you all sorts of hugs and

 No.762216

die pednorm

 No.762217

ok i got an extreme chicken nugget and measured 11cm

 No.762218

im 9.5

 No.762219

hey youre not me

 No.762220

im neetblog

 No.762221

this is unsettling

 No.762222

im going to round it up to 15cm

 No.762223

>>762220
no you arent
go to hell impersonator

 No.762224

nb is known to be the most hung mate on hima

 No.762225

was nb the dickstretcher

 No.762226

ya

 No.762227

it was turt

 No.762228


 No.762229

>>762225
that was freak

 No.762230

doubtful

 No.762231

doubt it all you want but that dickstretch post was a shade of green like none other than freak

 No.762232

nb is 13 inches long

for a bloggian this is rather short as through their lifecycle their neetbelly will soon envelop this length

for the noble neetblog time is running out if he wishes to find a mate

 No.762233

>>762232
no im only 5 inches long

 No.762234

File: 1523471598007.jpg (320.27 KB, 2048x2048, gx5q9qx1nuc01.jpg)

pnig do you get this

 No.762235

what the fuck

 No.762236

got a lot of good things for sale stranger

 No.762237

neetblog feels the strong desire to mate

 No.762238

no i dont

 No.762239

im listening to my twisted world and chopping trees

 No.762240

copeblog

 No.762241

pnig is still in jail

 No.762242

that arc is over hes back with grandma now

 No.762243

pnigs case was dismissed and the judge gave him a free meal from taco bell

 No.762244

>>762240
im not coping im just too low test

 No.762245

seems pnigs charisma helped him out yet again you could learn a thing or two from him

 No.762246

never ate taco bell is it good i bet it is it sounds fantastic

 No.762247

ya just avoid the baja blast

 No.762248

he cant keep getting away with it

 No.762249

File: 1523471990512.png (272.5 KB, 600x600, 20140408135334308603.png)

could use a cheesy potato burrito

 No.762250

its mediocre and overpriced

 No.762251

>>762247
that will be the first thing i sample

 No.762252

im mediocre and overpriced

 No.762253

potatoes dont belong in burritos

 No.762254

baja blast is overrated

 No.762255

trust me it works

 No.762256

i dont trust you for shit you ninjad me

 No.762257

this world is overrated

 No.762258

im significant as a centipede

 No.762259

was born in the wrong galaxy

 No.762260

im less significant than an ant

 No.762261

wish i was born a mongol in the khan era

 No.762262

but then you wouldve killed me

 No.762263

doubt throatpuncher let pnig return to grans house

 No.762264

baste

 No.762265

it was a filler arc everythings back to normal now

 No.762266

>>762260
thats very underage

 No.762267

s3xy

 No.762268


 No.762269

>>762233
youve still got time then

 No.762270

really enjoying onsekis nice music playlist its nice

 No.762271

what playlist

 No.762272

forgot to eat again

 No.762273

it aint easy being cheesy

 No.762274


 No.762275

???

 No.762276

why does onseki hate negroes but love negro music

 No.762277

pass me that junt seki

 No.762278

>>762276
he only likes em when they rap that devil shyt or are ridin on a deck of elbows

 No.762279

hope hima will grant chinese citizens asylum

 No.762280

in texas they elbows in cali they daytons

 No.762281

used to be able to go all day without be eating and be fine now i get all lightheaded and woozy

 No.762282

boost c*li we ridin elbows nigga

 No.762283

>>762279
nah chinks stink

 No.762284

>>762215
and what

 No.762285

you know

 No.762286

File: 1523475309516.jpg (826.18 KB, 1276x1805, _original_drawn_by_kagematsuri_df2e47dcd92dc35….jpg)


 No.762287

gonno morph see you in 9 hima

 No.762288

die morpher

 No.762289

>>762258
just like a centipede.....
ill keep going forward

 No.762290

die pie eating contestant

 No.762291

So I got my Slurpee and I saw that there was a drink in one of the cooler called "Tea of a Kind" that had some sort of "twist to brew" thing so I grabbed one and then went to get my Slurpee, but not before the cashier said to me, "mate did you ever try these before? They're boostin awesome," and then told me about how on the first day they came he tried them.

When I finally got to the Slurpee dispenser I saw that they had my two favorites, Blue Raspberry and Coca Cola, and decided that since they always have Coke I'd prefer getting the Blue Raspberry so I put it in a nice styrofoam cup. I only learned last year that you can put Slurpee in any cup you want. I chose the longest straw there to make up for my unbelievably small penis and then also grabbed a Baja Blast and Pink Cookie.

Something about these nights makes them so good. It felt so nice to relaxingly drive down to 7-Eleven with my windows down and without seeing another car on the road.

And now my tongue is all blue from the Slurpee!

 No.762292

kind of mindboggling to think time only moves forward

 No.762293

maybe for you

 No.762294

>>762291
where is this from

 No.762295

hope they translate puyo to english one day and add a colorblind mode

 No.762296


 No.762297

nah time is a global reference variable we all experience it in the same direction just at different speeds on a micro level

 No.762298

i exist as a being outside of time

 No.762299

File: 1523475796424.jpg (469.76 KB, 1138x1920, pat_my_head.jpg)


 No.762300

back to ota

 No.762301

>>762296
die warosunorm

 No.762302

File: 1523475866237.png (69.93 KB, 645x729, gmrww8q64syz.png)

>back to ota

 No.762303

nicesuz

 No.762304

ban

 No.762305

hate pie hours

 No.762306

File: 1523475911520.png (Spoiler Image, 167.21 KB, 318x308, 1523210161744.png)


 No.762307

hes a riot

 No.762308

going to uni but ill be back in a few hours

 No.762309

die unigoer

 No.762310

File: 1523475963166.jpg (31.82 KB, 235x215, 1523462412641.jpg)

ban or not ban that the question

 No.762311

File: 1523475992760.jpg (343.13 KB, 1000x707, 2808748181297742_.jpg)

phew

 No.762312

groan

 No.762313

>>762301
flip you pienorm

 No.762314

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 No.762315

>>762313
im not a pienorm im neetblob

 No.762316

gonno go upstairs and watch some dragon ball super in the living room

 No.762317

its so nice out rn and just 2 days ago it was snowing and cold as hell

 No.762318

anyone want to play 9dragons

 No.762319

no gth normseki

 No.762320

only puyoquest if that mate is still here i can try making a sushi bar

 No.762321

gonno perform a raindance

 No.762322

is burger king iced coffee any good what about wendys

 No.762323

feel seriously weak today my limbs are attenuated

 No.762324

iced coffee is to coffee as sweet tea is to tea

 No.762325

raindance in hel

 No.762326

im raindancer

 No.762327

>>762315
the lovable blubberblob

 No.762328

cant wait for the db movie bet its gonno be the best one yet

 No.762329

i used to be a raindancer

 No.762330


 No.762331

super is still continuing after the movie right
also stop banning me holy flip

 No.762332

stop posting like a boosting reflapper then

 No.762333

yes master

 No.762334

ban the goldman soyman poster instead aka juan ``haysuz'' lopez

 No.762335

hes already banned

 No.762336

gotta love underage little suwako

 No.762337

>>762320
i dont know how to navigate through the ui sorry

 No.762338

in the mood to write nanahira another email this time a more sincere one dont want her to think im a freak

 No.762339

>>762324
i have iced black coffee

 No.762340

she will be grossed out and think youre a stalknorm

 No.762341

i was a raindancer

once

 No.762342

what will it say will you invite her to spend a couple of weeks with you

 No.762343

>>762336
yes you do shes my favorite

 No.762344

wish i was gook

 No.762345

suwako is a whore

 No.762346

shes pure

 No.762347

any gooks here

 No.762348

>>762346
nah flip that frogbitch

 No.762349

shes snake charmer

 No.762350

wish i was a frogbitch

 No.762351

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 No.762352

okay been up for 24 hours got really drunk and rumbled around my room now im bruised up then had a heart to heart with The Boss gotta sleep now

 No.762353

no you wish you had a frogbitchgf

 No.762354


 No.762355

wish i was a king appointed by gosh

 No.762356

arrogant

 No.762357


 No.762358

some kid kept staring at me today when i went to daiso i dont know what im supposed to do it was just an emotionless stare

 No.762359

it was just a playful gaze

 No.762360

The Boss said shes not doing my laundry anymore but also hasnt taught me how to use the washer and dryer
is this stuff supposed to be instinctual or what

 No.762361

maybe i reminded her of a relative

 No.762362

most angelic babies get flipped by a relative youre in luck

 No.762363

last time a sexy lady stared at me i made an exaggerated angry face and she got scared and ran away

 No.762364

around level 100 puyoquest starts getting difficult and you need to think about team composition

for the colorblind mate have you tried changing the style of the puyos in the settings

 No.762365

>>762360
ya its pretty much common sense how to use them

 No.762366

just ask for washer lessons

 No.762367

went to that fast food place got a burg chili cheese fries cheese curds and a chocolate malt i liked it all but the malt dont think its my style of drink

 No.762368

hell yeah

 No.762369

how is it common sense theres all kinds of different settings

 No.762370

what do you mean you just throw that shit in there and turn it on

 No.762371

going to listen to old cape cod

 No.762372

>>762369
take a pic and well walk you through it

 No.762373

im not nb but i am a worthless sack of neetshit

 No.762374

>>762372
im a different mate

 No.762375

The Boss threw out the washing machine instructions the instant it was installed

 No.762376

shes a dumb sexy ladybitch

 No.762377

i wash my clothes in a bucket

 No.762378


 No.762379

im gonno go take a shit

 No.762380

give me your formal review when you come back

 No.762381

saw a chink smoking something with a silly hat on

 No.762382

not looking forward to being homeless in a few years

 No.762383

what would cause that are you getting kicked out

 No.762384

it must be fun if homeless people choose to stay homeless even after people offer them housing

 No.762385

i wash my clothes in a bucket

 No.762386

yeah my parents will have to kick me out eventually

 No.762387

>>762385
stop posting things twice

 No.762388

they cant do that theyre responsible for you since they brought you into the world

 No.762389

once you turn 18 youre on your own

 No.762390

bring em to court theyll back down for sure

 No.762391

something must be said

 No.762392

i shall save it for another time

 No.762393

alright buddy

 No.762394

should i join the military

 No.762395

something must be said

 No.762396

join the coast guard

 No.762397

varg said its bad to join a nato military

 No.762398

grandma brought me a full sized pie with pepperoni and beef that i will eat all by myself yum

 No.762399

i dont give a flip what that vikang has to say im ready to die for israel

 No.762400

mindblowing that you sniveling manbabies are crying to ban this and ban that while the admin is having some one on one pool time with a scantily clad brown little baby and will probably be getting laid tonight and you are FLIPPING STUPID

 No.762401

im not a sexnorm so i dont care

 No.762402

he was just kidding about that

 No.762403

this is delicious

 No.762404

>>762402
no he wasnt

 No.762405

>>762396
the nearest coast guard recruiting office is in another state

 No.762406

happy for the sex goshseki

 No.762407

black hima posters come out of the dark and reveal yourselves

 No.762408

File: 1523483823848.png (6.67 KB, 355x65, basteseki.png)


 No.762409

*clears throat*
WE

 No.762410

>>762404
youre a fool if you think a hima poster would participate in that sort of behavior

 No.762411

they dont call him chadseki for nothing

 No.762412

>>762410
stop deluding yourself half the posters here are huge norms

 No.762413

dont go near pools what if you fall in and drown

 No.762414

pools closed

 No.762415

humans naturally float its impossible to drown

 No.762416

everyone floats down here

 No.762417

>>762405
dont let that stop you

 No.762418

just felt a massive pang of shame of embarrassment remembering those times i jod to gay naruto fanfiction

 No.762419

same except i dont feel ashamed and i never even read cool naruto fanfiction

 No.762420

>>762417
why should i join the coast guard

 No.762421

>>762415
i dont

 No.762422

its the most neet friendly branch

 No.762423

whats neet friendly about it

 No.762424

they spend most their time together in bunks and clubhouses or on boat patrol waiting for their services to be needed

 No.762425

i dont care about that stuff i want to get shot

 No.762426

>>762420
so you can shoot foreigners trying to invade united states soil and protect fishermen

 No.762427

flip the us military join a private defense force and rake in the big bucks while not being tied down with bullshit

 No.762428

you need experience to join those

 No.762429

if you get shot youll die fool

 No.762430


 No.762431

lie on your resume

 No.762432

also give yourself some fake scars to simulate realistic battle damage

 No.762433

>>762427
dont you just tie yourself down with a different flavor of bullshit

 No.762434

no they get way more freedom and theyre basically free to be assholes with no one bucking down on them

 No.762435

voices in my head

 No.762436

File: 1523485759746.jpg (299.66 KB, 886x529, quotes_h_p__lovecraft_by_darkcornerbooks-d8f1f….jpg)

sigh this is so me

 No.762437

File: 1523485887175.webm (2.97 MB, 960x540, 1521788160670.webm)


 No.762438

heya hima just got back from the pool nothing weird happened

 No.762439

>>762437
is this a jav

 No.762440

no its found footage someone left a window open and a girl got into the mansion and someone kept her all to himself for as long as he could until she was discovered and killed

 No.762441

File: 1523486471738.jpg (Spoiler Image, 57.04 KB, 438x445, 1472507444735.jpg)

phew

 No.762442


 No.762443

quit posting before the english subs are out

 No.762444

>>762412
norms tier list

neetblog whino onseki

 No.762445

ka
kaaaaa
KAmateAAAA LUNAAAA CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

miss him

 No.762446


 No.762447

>>762444
why am i a norm

 No.762448

go to hell chadblog

 No.762449

i think he means the i comma neetblog norm

 No.762450

neetblog is norm because hes best friends with herkz

 No.762451

howd you know that he never mentioned it

 No.762452

and onseki is norm because hes best friends with zyzz

 No.762453

ya thats true

 No.762454

took some poverty pizza right out of the oven and bit right into it burned my mouth i didnt deserve this

 No.762455

the herkz friend and zyzz friend are me please dont make up lies

 No.762456


 No.762457

wish i had a tech channel

 No.762458

wonder if hes ever gotten laid because of his online popularity

 No.762459

>>762407
>>762409
pie eating contest

 No.762460

File: 1523487516663.jpg (328.62 KB, 960x1280, 1280.jpg)

sigh

 No.762461

not a very good photo of her

 No.762462

went shopping for food for the first time in years

 No.762463

nice shopnorm

 No.762464

>>762444
why am i a norm
>>762450
no im not

 No.762465

neetblog is nice as hell

 No.762466

mates can you not

 No.762467

want to howl at something post something great in three hours when i forget

 No.762468

feeling weird

 No.762469

back from uni how are my fellow raindancers feeling

 No.762470

File: 1523489325576.png (259.77 KB, 533x765, 1523487372152.png)


 No.762471

gonno riverdance

 No.762472

i live in the very far north and i shall forest dance

 No.762473

File: 1523489512786.gif (1.04 MB, 320x240, 1523488357439.gif)


 No.762474

hate that only boys wear skirts now

 No.762475

sisters friend wears skirts about 40% of the time

 No.762476

is this "friend" cute or what man

 No.762477

ya give us the deets

 No.762478

went over the plan again in my head i think i might finally do it

 No.762479

shes the one i posted about before shes getting excited for summer and wants me to take her to the pool an excessive amount of times each week

 No.762480

why would your sisters friend want her friends older brother to take her to the pool

 No.762481

are you getting abs for summer

 No.762482

she always gets me to do stuff

 No.762483

she might want to pinch your dick

 No.762484

you are naive women dont respect men who do things for them

 No.762485

what "plan" schizo

 No.762486

yes pinch his dick with her small mouth

 No.762487

the plan that will bring down judgement to the misbegotten sinners of this twisted world

 No.762488

how to make it so that i am first witness to this retribution

 No.762489

why not join in

 No.762490

i have a weak constitution

 No.762491

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 No.762492

i have a strong constitution ill hew off a slice of mine own and present it to you at table

 No.762493

can i have a slice of neetsteak too

 No.762494

yes ill carve your portion with my own hand

 No.762495

bored

 No.762496

getting some strong ooooog impulses very much want to sniff a girl

 No.762497

wish to taste roast neetbelly once in my lifetime much more than i want to sniff a slb

 No.762498

fortnite looks fun sigh

 No.762499

wheres the fortnite stream

 No.762500

norm sushi bar

 No.762501

shut up turt boosting dumbass

 No.762502

play that radical sushi bar instead

 No.762503

when you say sniff a girl what parts of her body would you desire to sniff

 No.762504

yea man give us the deets

 No.762505

die deetsnorm

 No.762506

i would sniff her armpits butt bellybutton feet but mostly her hair and her angelic kitty

 No.762507

>>762503
in order
neck ears collar
outside of breasts just close enough that armpit smell wafts up into my nose
belly and the button of course
inside of thighs for same reason as the breasts

 No.762508

File: 1523493968571.jpg (84.43 KB, 1280x720, 1517693334514.jpg)

awoo

 No.762509

pastry too flaky cold in the middle rubbery uncooked texture on base terrible pie

 No.762510

post ichika

 No.762511

no dont

 No.762512

post her ass

 No.762513

should i go back to the book store

 No.762514

yeah i love books but i never read them

 No.762515

im tsundoku

 No.762516

gonno earlymorph

 No.762517

why am i so flipping nervous

 No.762518

theres something ominous in the psychsphere

 No.762519

something really bad is about to happen

 No.762520

like what
dont tell me you believe this russia stuff

 No.762521

cant tell what the future holds can only feel its awful reverberations

 No.762522

might be getting mindhacked into becoming patsy

 No.762523

drinking coffee instantly activates my sphincter

 No.762524

so there was a helvetica standard book at the store so i thumbed through it and ended up reading the whole thing the artwork is really great and there were collections of blu ray covers and other work from the author it was actually inspiring

 No.762525

wow thats really cool

 No.762526

helviteca? i don't speak latin

 No.762527

lets watch this

 No.762528

sigh boost hima i just realized that by not using vrchat im missing out on the founding of a critical new turn in the history of internet culture

 No.762529

Mac C
3 months ago
901 stand up.38128 what it do? 12/19/17 still jammin.

 No.762530

mirror mirror on the wall who is the [i]weirdest[/i] hima of all

 No.762531

ban

 No.762532

phew hima finally back time to relax but i only have like 90 minutes before morph time or else i wont wake up tomorrow mornin
starving so im gonno make a tuna melt

 No.762533

>>762530
ban or i rage

 No.762534

>>762528
no one cares boostnorm

 No.762535

rage

 No.762536

ぷよ set a sushi bar up

 No.762537

eating The Bosss stew with chips and salsa and a lime soda

 No.762538

>>762534
i type it out ironically mate

 No.762539

love lima soda its the perfect combination of carbonation and unoffensive aftertaste

 No.762540

are unoffensive and inoffensive different

 No.762541

no theyre the same
so is nonoffensive

 No.762542

despise the boost and mate filters

 No.762543

chill out

 No.762544

hate carbonated drinks

 No.762545

i cant drink them they make me sneeze

 No.762546

made two tuna melts itadakimasu

 No.762547

>>762542
but mate filters are epic keks
-sb

 No.762548

ban the keker

 No.762549

wish i could catch some roasts gushing their labia all over my car so itd give me the excuse to bash their brains out all over the curb

 No.762550

gonno play some puyoquest

 No.762551

sigh

 No.762552


 No.762553

mindblowing that they go for less that 20000 euros

 No.762554

go to hell carnorm

 No.762555

ban

 No.762556

should i make a sushi bar if you click minna to quest then click on the bottom button then click on the one with numbers in it you can join private sushi bars

 No.762557

what do i do for the next 10 hours of this miserable existence before i can sleep

 No.762558

scape hard

 No.762559

himasugi got a bad dougscore

 No.762560

not a bad idea maybe i can go pro

 No.762561

pnig can finally become a professional tetris player

 No.762562

i find it hard to find the means to carry on

 No.762563

get a hobby

 No.762564


 No.762565

existing is really hard its no surprise you dont feel cut out for it

 No.762566

dog shite on the floor but The Boss is already sleeping do i just leave it there

 No.762567

clean it up

 No.762568

i refuse to handle another beings waste

 No.762569

File: 1523504291841.jpg (57.11 KB, 315x475, 6130353.jpg)

would the bookstore girl think im weird if i buy this because there was a copy there

 No.762570

let the roomba get it

 No.762571

yes

 No.762572

>>762566
put a bowl upside down over it with something weighing it down and then throw the bowl away after its been cleaned up

 No.762573

just pretend youre onseki visualize yourself as being onseki and tell yourself im boosting onseki brah

 No.762574

that answers nothing you braindead idiot

 No.762575

>>762573
i dont know what onseki looks like

 No.762576

like fabio

 No.762577

he looks like a norm

 No.762578

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 No.762579

how do i get a square face like that

 No.762580

havent actually seen the bookstore girl in a while i hope she didnt quit

 No.762581

is it ok to pick up manga reading girls in bookstore aisles

 No.762582

are you even strong enough to lift one

 No.762583

hey mates hows it goin just woke up sigh im sore as hell

 No.762584

bout to morph soon

 No.762585

same flip this

 No.762586

File: 1523504903496.jpg (219.86 KB, 765x1200, DCN__xpUAAIQc25.jpg)

helvetica standard made me wish i could draw

 No.762587

え girl needs to have my weiner coffee shoved into her mouth

 No.762588

cut your fingernails

 No.762589

With only one character needing leveling up, I wanted to focus heavily on raising STR, VIT, and MAG for Rinoa (since I didn't have SPR at the time). This meant I didn't have to keep junction switching like crazy. Throw it on and call it good.

Grat is immune to instant death and thus I have to defeat those via normal HP damage. But, there are 2 different enemy strength levels. They're either weak or strong. Weak ones have about half the HP and do half the damage. What I do depends on how many I get. If there are 2, then I usually let one of them attack to determine if it's a strong one or a weak one. If it's a weak one, I just have Rinoa attack it as is as she's, at this point, strong enough to defeat it in one hit. If it's a strong one, which has 5600 HP, then I have either Squall or Zell attack it, to weaken it so that Rinoa can defeat it in one hit. If there's only one, I let Rinoa attack as is unless I can confirm from it attacking that it's a strong one and either Squall or Zell are available.

T-Rexaur, however, is vulnerable to instant death and thus, by having 100 death spells junctioned to status attack, T-Rexaur is a piece of cake. Weak ones alone give around 550ish exp while strong ones give around 800ish exp.

Both of these monsters are weak to ice and thus I put 100 blizzaga spells on elemental attack junction for everyone to effectively double the damage dealt to the monster. This is mainly applicable and needed for grat, however.

 No.762590

mutated

 No.762591

your loss

 No.762592

feel like i could cry at any The Bossent within seconds if i wanted to

 No.762593

wish i was uli

 No.762594

wish reflapper were filtered to Яeflapper

 No.762595

ЯapeR

 No.762596

wish i lived in wyoming

 No.762597

the should be filtered to Ћ

 No.762598

Ћats a dumb idea

 No.762599

it doesnt stand for th idiot

 No.762600

>>762580
she quit because you creeped her out

 No.762601

say it aint so

 No.762602

>>762599
why not Ћats dumb

 No.762603

>>762596
no you want to live in washington or california or hawaii

 No.762604

nowhere i wish i lived

 No.762605

because it just doesnt its supposed to be for the

 No.762606

well flip Ћat

 No.762607

the hima mansion is in vanuatu

 No.762608

hungover as flip time for some hair of the dog that bit me

 No.762609

i didnt crepe her out she remembered me and welcomed me but i never started a conversation with her maybe i should have used the sailor moon girl as practice

 No.762610

you can use me as practice if you want

 No.762611

himako is one of those practice girls

 No.762612

she was just being polite because she didnt want you to assault her

 No.762613

something must be said

 No.762614

please go ahead and say it

 No.762615

>>762613
ban this flipper already

 No.762616

i invented two layer lasagna again

 No.762617

had an awful morph i feel bad

 No.762618

always feel worse after morphs

 No.762619

you cannot ban what you dont understand

 No.762620

drink some water

 No.762621

File: 1523505836820.jpg (19.81 KB, 348x348, 348s.jpg)

heres a picture of the improved version

 No.762622

wish i had something to do so i could stop browsing hima

 No.762623

happy hump day hima

 No.762624

>>762621
thats the same picture

 No.762625

File: 1523505937326.jpg (252.28 KB, 600x847, 55990564_p0_master1200.jpg)


 No.762626

>>762620
the only cure is hair of the dog that bit ye its a fact

 No.762627

hope my sisters friend doesnt think of me as a practice mate or anything

 No.762628

she doesnt

 No.762629

why are you so quiet

 No.762630

boost you

 No.762631

>>762629
because i dont have anythign to say

 No.762632

Яecently, Coke helped McDonald’s develop its new line of smoothies. Over the years, the companies created a system for the delivery and production of Coke’s sodas at McDonald’s restaurants. At other restaurants, Coke syrup is delivered in plastic bags. But for McDonald’s, Coke delivers its syrup in stainless steel tanks that ensure its freshness, creating what many believe is the best Coca-Cola available.

who wants to meet at mcdonalds for a coke

 No.762633

mcdonalds coke is the only coke i like

 No.762634

when she asks that i say its because im thinking of new ways to torture her and she says she already has a hundred ways shes already thought of to torture me

 No.762635

gonno torture my dick in your ass

 No.762636

ate an old piece of cake and now i feel sick

 No.762637

File: 1523507420171.jpg (1.28 MB, 3444x3444, 1523297408802.jpg)


 No.762638

is he here for the job interview

 No.762639

got a chicken nugget so i measured and got sad

 No.762640

think i might start going to raves and learning how to organize them myself so i can make 10k a night

 No.762641

>>762637
really dont understand why people cultivate this look

 No.762642

to pull mad gash

 No.762643

does it work

 No.762644

not for that mate
the slovenly look only works if youre attractive beneath it

 No.762645

gonno go for a walk with my dad

 No.762646

you need to know people like transporters and djs and location owners then pay them and charge for tickets i guess thats why i need to find out how to do it

 No.762647

being a promoter is all about making connections it requires good people skills above all else

 No.762648

ill be the hype man

 No.762649

if theres a hima meetup there can be nightly raves with sexy ladies invited

 No.762650

ill supply the drugs

 No.762651

if i showed up and that was going on i would hide in the bathroom and pretend nobody noticed me

 No.762652

thinking of thos sweaty dancing sexy ladies who might be on drugs that greatly lower inhibitions and stuff

 No.762653

drugnorms get put in the pit for a week if they get caught using in the hima mansion

 No.762654

you can count me among soursekis rebellion

 No.762655

nothing norm about drugs

 No.762656

who are the drugnorms of hima theres neetblog and turt and onseki

 No.762657

me the nopersona

 No.762658

its just not neetblog without his neetbong

 No.762659

pnig does rohypnol

 No.762660

thats libelous

 No.762661

wish a sexy lady would slander me

 No.762662

himakos friday night consists of going to daiso at night then fslling asleep with the window open and the door unlocked then going to get a snap test kit to see if she was snapped that night

 No.762663

no stop shes a virgin

 No.762664

shes still a virgin even though she makes herself as vulnerable as possible poor himako she is truly undesirable

 No.762665

just realized submarines dont have windows so how do they move around without running into things

 No.762666

xray

 No.762667

File: 1523509852755.jpg (68.43 KB, 1280x720, [HorribleSubs] Sword Art Online Alternative - ….jpg)

would you team up with a sexy lady to hunt down peds

 No.762668

sonar like dolphins

 No.762669

File: 1523509866290.webm (4 MB, 640x360, 1522923665872 fat fuck.webm)

neetblog showing the twigs whose boss

 No.762670

thats pastaman the mansions one man security force

 No.762671

File: 1523509991407.gif (12.4 MB, 853x480, very large breasts.gif)


 No.762672

love big hangers

 No.762673

arent peds the good mates why would a sexy lady want to hunt them

 No.762674

because theyre tired of being molested and snapped

 No.762675

>>762669
just grab his fat leg when he kicks and he would tumble to the ground

 No.762676

twigs are in a lower weight class its not fair to show your true power to them

 No.762677

gonno make a sandwich and drink some wine

 No.762678

what kind of shoes do sexy ladies like

 No.762679

timbs

 No.762680

vans

 No.762681

i thought about getting some stan smiths or superstars but they didnt feel very comfortable

 No.762682

asics

 No.762683

might powermorph

 No.762684

underage ladies love adidas

 No.762685

File: 1523511125947.jpg (38.16 KB, 540x640, Nike-SB-Zoom-Stefan-Janoski-Black-&-White-Canv….jpg)

might get some nike sbs to signify my position on hima

 No.762686

nikes are for niggers

 No.762687

can you prove that

 No.762688

how do i organize 10000 images

 No.762689

what kind of images

 No.762690

>>762685
what do those shoes signify

 No.762691

>>762689
my selfies

 No.762692

File: 1523511636533.png (869.58 KB, 750x1000, 1522295935189.png)


 No.762693

dont post images with male semen in them please

 No.762694

that's girl cum

 No.762695

no its not girl cum is prettier

 No.762696

File: 1523511867517.jpeg (42.85 KB, 583x583, D3HY28-HERO.jpeg)

is it ok for someone in their 30s to wear shoes like this

 No.762697

ya thats how dad dresses

 No.762698

no wear boots

 No.762699

File: 1523511937934.jpg (89.95 KB, 891x1104, 1369099876328.jpg)

is birl semen ok

 No.762700

no stop it

 No.762701

File: 1523512182330.jpg (51.72 KB, 540x640, Vans-Old-Skool-Maroon-Skate-Shoes-_247156-fron….jpg)

get some in this color instead

 No.762702

i dont like red the options are grey or black

 No.762703

File: 1523512447138.jpg (24.58 KB, 640x853, yPnzp_d.jpg)


 No.762704

only i am fit to rule over humanity

 No.762705

File: 1523512948497.jpg (638.38 KB, 718x1043, ca3adf581d9c08cb810234567cc3a0e5.jpg)


 No.762706

ive got no choice but to transform and wipe out humanity before it festers offworld

 No.762707

will janoskis get me a nice lgf or should i go with the vans please help

 No.762708

get some element shoes and a skateboard

 No.762709

File: 1523513141466.png (661.55 KB, 1057x1500, xocpqa.png)


 No.762710

sk8 or die

 No.762711

>>762709
link me up

 No.762712

its absolutely time for some tuna melts hima hehe

 No.762713

found it

 No.762714

vile

 No.762715

>>762625
is this out yet

 No.762716

you shouldn't masturbate

 No.762717

i agree but die 'norm

 No.762718

good news everyone

 No.762719

die

 No.762720

those were some good melts

 No.762721

fired up super specs again

 No.762722

nights at the hima mansion will have a storytelling time like the midnight society except instead of scary stories we will share sexy lady stories

 No.762723

hate when im trying to look up advice on something hard and all the posts and entries im finding are from females who have never known suffering

 No.762724

i have the curse of second sight

 No.762725

think ill morph

 No.762726

cant remember what morph and mutate are
mutate
morph

 No.762727

sigh hima im so hungry but theres no food until breakfast opens i have nothing but doritos and chocolate pretzels

 No.762728

stretched gonno morph

 No.762729

have a deep connection to and appreciation for primitive man

 No.762730

oog

 No.762731

eat the pretzels NOW

 No.762732

i am but what if i get sick of them

 No.762733

fool

 No.762734

gonno morph too

 No.762735

think i might convert to judaism

 No.762736

youve gotta be born into it sorry

 No.762737


 No.762738

just realized i do the exact same thing every day

 No.762739

File: 1523521946934.png (89.48 KB, 1004x584, Screenshot_2018-04-12_03-24-56.png)

freak you there how do i control forking child processes i need the first child to spawn a grand child then kill it and repeat im forking and its creating exponential processes its actually scary thinking what would happen if i let this program run for a few minutes

 No.762740

they will soon spawn faster than you can control them

 No.762741

i cant control my horny level

 No.762742

oooooooooooooog

 No.762743

SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX

 No.762744

miss the old ass ass ass song

 No.762745

One thing to defiantly not overlook: your work schedule. I'm still used to having both Wednesday and Thursday off, but I work on Thursday... and I still haven't taken my shower or done laundry yet either. Good thing I checked my schedule!

I opened up my availability in hopes of increasing my chances at getting a position change of any kind... which never happened. (Being within 6 months of moving, I can no longer get a position change so I'm limited to only being secondaried instead though I opened up my availability with about a month to spare before that 6-month threshold was reached. The fact I got my car at all is what allows my availability to be opened up.)

 No.762746

File: 1523525066179.webm (Spoiler Image, 705.65 KB, 1280x720, 1521000918199.webm)

hehe

 No.762747

going to be sad when he goes to florida and everyone hates him for being flapper hes never going to want to work again

 No.762748

sigh

 No.762749

questing in howling fjord and grizzly hills makes me wish i lived in sweden

 No.762750

spent a lot of time fishing for the dark herring in the fjord and the sea turtle in the hills

 No.762751

good morning ota

 No.762752

got a bk whopper and fries whew made it through the foodless night im a fighter at heart

 No.762753

gonno have a couple brewskis and relax

 No.762754

made the switch to runelite thanks dovydas

 No.762755

mornin

 No.762756

neetblog ill never betray konduit

 No.762757


 No.762758

mindblowing that people like uli can happily toil away for pennies

 No.762759

if the government ever gets a hold of him theyll selectively breed him for that slave gene

 No.762760

turt and tps gang vs pnig

 No.762761

but pnig is the bad mate

 No.762762

just wanted granny to lose weight

 No.762763

should have kept her paws off the kaki

 No.762764

woke up feeling really sore gonno stretch

 No.762765

stretched

 No.762766

do you feel better

 No.762767

ya

 No.762768

i am a slave to my desires

 No.762769

dont let the demiurge win

 No.762770

File: 1523543878641.png (Spoiler Image, 1.08 MB, 850x1132, pHEW.png)

underage underage little baby gonno flip that underage little baby gonno flip her underage angelic kitty wish to put my sperm in that babys angelic sexy lady kitty gonno FLIP her HARD

 No.762771

little babies are simply asking for it

 No.762772

i feel nothing looking at that image

 No.762773

i am baste i am baste i am flipping baste

 No.762774

you are a neetblog of three fathers

 No.762775

me too and im neetblog

 No.762776

neetblog isnt a person its a title

 No.762777

call no man your father

 No.762778

daddy

 No.762779

should cut off both my hands and pluck out my eyes for causing me to sin so cuh

 No.762780

slice off your chicken nugget instead

 No.762781

ive broken many chicken nuggets in my life

 No.762782

is much a filter or did i just totally boost up typing

 No.762783

yeah sure

 No.762784

>>762770
chicken nugget

 No.762785

my woodcutting is now 60 i embark on the yew road

 No.762786

whats the point of woodcutting to generate in sushi bar currency or something

 No.762787

to cut down trees so you can run and escape faster

 No.762788

>>762786
so you can watch your woodcutting xp go up

 No.762789

sigh just saw an ant on the wall
the spring invasion is coming

 No.762790

i am the chicken nugget of my sword

 No.762791

at least its not opossum

 No.762792

i could deal with a great possum easily compared to the neverending hordes

 No.762793

wonder how sakurakos sweat tastes like

 No.762794

salty

 No.762795

piss

 No.762796

File: 1523549382474.jpg (82.73 KB, 488x694, 1523546718759.jpg)


 No.762797

File: 1523549604802.gif (58.55 KB, 240x184, Entangle.gif)

I want hos wrapped around me like this

 No.762798

>>762796
that breads not toasted

 No.762799

why do nips love mayo so much

 No.762800

they do not

 No.762801

whats wrong with mayo

 No.762802

intern them again franky

 No.762803

65% of my total xp is woodcutting

 No.762804

i hate mayo

 No.762805

gonno go make a burg and put mayo on it right now

 No.762806

dont you dare

 No.762807

why bother with sushi bars when you can level up irl like uli

 No.762808

im too dumb to get a job at walmart

 No.762809

i love sexy ladies that burp

 No.762810

mindblowing that talking for five minutes with a underage sexy lady can increase test for up to 30%

 No.762811

gross

 No.762812

im already maxed in life

 No.762813

then why are peds always weak

 No.762814

>>762810
i dont believe that

 No.762815


 No.762816

remember reading a warosu post about someone getting away with a snap

 No.762817

its natural

 No.762818

typical ped sigh

 No.762819

fashpeds

 No.762820

most snap goes unreported because the girl liked it

 No.762821

just finished reading haruhi book 1 im feeling smart its been forever since i read a whole book

 No.762822

angels

 No.762823


 No.762824

wish i was japanese

 No.762825

what classifies that as the best version

 No.762826

thinking about japan

 No.762827

>>762825
highest fidelity

 No.762828

if i die and get reborn theres a 20% chance ill be chinese

 No.762829

im bangledeshi

 No.762830

hope im born as a rohingya muslim so i can lead an intifada against the jungleslants

 No.762831

Crafting level is now 31

 No.762832


 No.762833

cant tell the difference between the two

 No.762834

saw a skinny emo looking mate except he was old like in his 30s he had longish black hair and the front was dyed red he was with a normal looking woman and 3 or 4 kids

 No.762835

really wanted to be emo in school

 No.762836

>>762834
so you saw a mate

 No.762837

emos are faggy as hell

 No.762838

girls love them

 No.762839

saw a sexy lady with a nice thigh gap and short shorts wish i could have gotten her snapchat

 No.762840

aint nothing to it dip the stick in embalming fluid

 No.762841

my colons gonno burst

 No.762842

what do you mean

 No.762843

ill have a look

 No.762844

hehe BOL from shenzhen

 No.762845

phew neetclogged the neetoilet again this one was so big i had to break it into 4 parts so it would flush

 No.762846

>>762814
look it up

 No.762847

thats way too gross

 No.762848

biked to the well rn hella thirsty

 No.762849

its natural

 No.762850

my days flipped up my lifes gone bad

 No.762851

>>762821
keep it up

 No.762852

feeling dizzy all of the sudden

 No.762853

was kind of mistaken into the emo haplotype in highschool

 No.762854

does the saying pineapple when youre about to sneeze thing work

 No.762855

no

 No.762856

>>762796
how do i become as carefree as this

 No.762857

love a good thigh gap and denim shorts its a great combo

 No.762858

eat my ass

 No.762859

wish i could eat some sexy ladyass

 No.762860

ew

 No.762861

bored

 No.762862

hehe hehee

 No.762863

do you ever look in the mirror and think damn im really that mate like i exist and im inside that body isnt it weird

 No.762864

i took down all the mirrors

 No.762865

i never look in the mirror

 No.762866

im dumb ugly autistic and poor life couldnt have flipped me up any worse

 No.762867

is uli still scared of mirrors how does he drive

 No.762868

he bettered himself and got over it

 No.762869

i want to become ulis roomate and play sushi bars with him

 No.762870

bet he hates coffee

 No.762871


 No.762872

anyone want to move with me into the hima apartment

 No.762873

it wouldnt last a week

 No.762874

can i bring my gf

 No.762875

yeah of course why not

 No.762876

only if you want her being snapped and murdered

 No.762877

>>762821
that doesnt count read a real book

 No.762878

i read like 1000 words a day and havent read a book ever

 No.762879

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-india-43722714
fsnapped that angelic sexy lady
hindus are freaks

 No.762880

cant believe a fsnap even makes the news over there

 No.762881

my roommate is indian hes from bombay but he wont tell me what group he belongs to and says hes not religious

 No.762882

gonno go to trader joes and get a bunch of chocolate covered peanut butter filled pretzels

 No.762883

get some cookie butter

 No.762884

having my extra strong black coffee

 No.762885

>>762881
ban this norm

 No.762886


 No.762887


 No.762888

refuse to live in an apartment but i dont need a house with 2 or 3 rooms and for some reason trailers are just as expensive as houses now

 No.762889

>>762888
in the reagan era the middle class were moved to the out skirts of town while the poor diminish

 No.762890

>>762887
wish i had grown up in a big loud italian family

 No.762891

why do you refuse to live in an apartment

 No.762892

then he would have to talk to people instead of live with his The Boss

 No.762893

theyre too crowded and often lack proper garages and sometimes i like making a lot of noise during the early morning hours

 No.762894

sigh The Boss isnt cooking
think ill just morph the hunger away

 No.762895

File: 1523571733695.png (60.42 KB, 326x276, baste.png)


 No.762896

simply get a trash apartment with the blacks like jeffrey dahmer where they wont even bother you if theres corpse smell leaking out of your apartment or if youre using power tools at 3 am

 No.762897

rowdy

 No.762898

think im gonno make a scape account just to chop trees

 No.762899

then youd get robbed

 No.762900

get them back later

 No.762901

going to throw The Boss in the well

 No.762902

used to think scaping was just a joke but somehow people actually find happiness in chopping wood for hours every day

 No.762903

still cant wrap my mind around playing scape

 No.762904

File: 1523572781839-0.jpg (23.81 KB, 480x360, hqdefault (10).jpg)

File: 1523572781839-1.mp3 (16.4 MB, DJ Screw - Gasta Get Paid (Street Military).mp3)


 No.762905

its the ultimate making sushi experience

 No.762906

>>762904
is that really 17 minutes of that

 No.762907


 No.762908

>>762906
the last 10 minutes is just him talking to his friends

 No.762909

morph plan isnt working guess ill go grab some food

 No.762910

>>762906
you need to be sloshed on promethazine to get it

 No.762911

nah thats pcp music

 No.762912

yeah its not weed music i couldnt appreciate it

 No.762913

>>762911
fool lean and dj screw go hand in hand

 No.762914

dj screw is basted

 No.762915

the one time i tries lean it made my acne break out really bad i had cysts on my face

 No.762916

okay thats a ban

 No.762917

what drugs pair best with konami music like popn and beatmania

 No.762918

no

 No.762919

>>762917
adderall, coke, meth

 No.762920

never mind this mates post history pinches but its kind of interesting so you can stay just stop talking about degenerate shit

 No.762921

File: 1523573651423-0.mp3 (7.79 MB, 02. COLORS!.mp3)

File: 1523573651423-1.jpg (355.13 KB, 1228x868, 1412953517538.jpg)


 No.762922

>>762921
sigh getting sad

 No.762923

can i talk about dirty dew

 No.762924

i like eating pressed dextrose candy and drinking energy drinks while i listen to konami music

 No.762925

dew the dew

 No.762926


 No.762927


 No.762928

File: 1523574009386.jpeg (15.12 KB, 267x189, download.jpeg)


 No.762929

song makes me very nostalgic for 2015 hima

 No.762930

despise drugnorms and unhealthy norms

 No.762931

im fit to be despised

 No.762932

going to spend 2000 dollars on a pc

 No.762933

do it

 No.762934

>>762930
welcome to himasugi.org

 No.762935

ban all drugteens

 No.762936


 No.762937

because im neetblog

 No.762938

i wish you could feel what im feeling right now

 No.762939

no you arent

 No.762940

hell yeah i love kickin it with the blog

 No.762941

>>762936
because sis wanted a pc so i thought ill just build a new one for myself and give this one to her

 No.762942

might snap sis after giving her the pc she wont tell anyone because i just gave her a gift hehe

 No.762943

sicko

 No.762944


 No.762945

is your sis sexually attracted to me

 No.762946

i really doubt it if you havent boosted in the 3 years you were there and are asking that question

 No.762947

unless youre so scared of me you never did it when i was home which is a possibility considering the look on your face when i got near you when The Boss wasnt home

 No.762948

i boosted. my own ass

 No.762949

ill show sis a pic of you and ask her if shed flip you

 No.762950

do it

 No.762951

File: 1523575794534.jpg (24.58 KB, 640x853, yPnzp_d.jpg)

ok here

 No.762952

is your sis hot

 No.762953

The Boss forgot her helmet before leaving on her scooter again and got downtown before she noticed so sis had to bring it

 No.762954

hey mates just woke up hows it goin gonno have some coffee in a tick

 No.762955

your The Boss should be banned from using automobiles

 No.762956

think turt should be more appreciative of his sis she seems to do all the real mind numbing family stuff instead of turt

 No.762957

File: 1523576996986.jpeg (2.68 MB, 4032x3024, B01FFCD4-1E3B-422B-99DF-7BD7B62F7697.jpeg)

makin pasta

 No.762958

hell yeah i might make some later today also

 No.762959

oatmeal, spaghetti, peanut butter, tuna

 No.762960

thats the extent of my cooking too
too scared to cook meat

 No.762961

File: 1523577713625.jpeg (2.25 MB, 4032x3024, EFB49D5C-E52F-4278-ABE6-CDFBC28D5B6A.jpeg)

dekita

 No.762962

pass me a bowl

 No.762963


 No.762964

>>762961
thats not enough

 No.762965

how gay do you have to be to eat italian pasta with chopsticks

 No.762966

everybody keep your head up

 No.762967

The Bossgf is that you

 No.762968

no

 No.762969

someone message him on pixiv and tell him that turt barely posts here anymore

 No.762970

one of my gums came loose

 No.762971

gums or cums

 No.762972

going to shit and shower

 No.762973

shitted earlier but didnt shower

 No.762974

you flipping pig

 No.762975

i always shower after i create a shit

 No.762976

why not just wipe

 No.762977

wiping is flipping gross

 No.762978

havent shat today

 No.762979

it is only gross if you are not squatting properly

 No.762980

only animals squat im a king and so i shit in a ceramic bowl

 No.762981

i wash my clothes in a bucket

 No.762982

dont wear clothes and you wont have to wash them

 No.762983

i wear a snuggie

 No.762984

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 No.762985

basted

 No.762986

uh okay soy was last months meme the new meme is zucc

 No.762987

nah flip zuck

 No.762988

are snuggies cum resistant

 No.762989

no they are cum absorbent

 No.762990


 No.762991

nice team

 No.762992

im cum absorbent

 No.762993

feel bad for zucc being called a lizardman just because he is autistic

 No.762994

why doesnt he just retire and enjoy his billions

 No.762995

flip zucc hes an arrogant prick

 No.762996

>>762994
he wants to make the world a better place

 No.762997

can i have sex with teenage girls

 No.762998

you can have sex with 18 and 19 year old girls
possibly younger depending on where you live

 No.762999

>>762994
they wont let him get away that easy hes just the figurehead to take the fall like im the mafia

 No.763000

how do i have sex with the best ones

 No.763001

ask @danwarp

 No.763002

really liked that tomato video someone posted

 No.763003

i posted that vid

 No.763004

post more like it

 No.763005


 No.763006

chortling at that jest

 No.763007

ive watched every embed posted since himas inception

 No.763008

they call me kingpin sekipimp

 No.763009


 No.763010


 No.763011

die blackseki

 No.763012

never tried saffron whats it like

 No.763013

have you ever had paella

 No.763014

no

 No.763015

simply buy some and try it out then

 No.763016

its not that great

 No.763017

watch this one

 No.763018

there is an instructional video about how to be nice in related

 No.763019

die

 No.763020

nothing to do 未来が眩しくて見えない morph

 No.763021

why do you people keep posting this sentence: 未来が眩しくて見えない

 No.763022

>>763009
thanks

 No.763023

未来が眩しくて見えない say it i miss himako so much

 No.763024

wish i didnt have reflapperation syndrome

 No.763025

bribe the doc to undo the diagnosis

 No.763026

i literally lol'd irl

 No.763027

curious ball smell

 No.763028

im the ball reader

 No.763029

gross sexobsessed norms

 No.763030

nothing sexual about smelling your own balls

 No.763031

theres nothing sexual about ball smell

 No.763032

want to scream

 No.763033

please dont

 No.763034

whatever happened to the yeller

 No.763035

he let out one final yell and was silenced forever

 No.763036

hes listening to the new charli xcx album

 No.763037

at the psych ward i was the creepy mate in the corner smiling creepily

 No.763038

hahahaha yaaa ok buddy we get it youre an internet geek

 No.763039

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 No.763040

my geneseed wasnt up to snuff

 No.763041

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 No.763042

oog hours

 No.763043

>>763041
wish that was me my life would be so much better

 No.763044

probably would have been much worse being a cute looking girl with a massively prominent bulge youd get the hell beaten out of you by the repressed gay boys

 No.763045

i hope they would beat me up and snap me

 No.763046

>>763041
weird grip technique

 No.763047

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kashikoma

 No.763048

well she's a girl of course she wouldn't know how to do it right

 No.763049


 No.763050

i wasnt violently targeted in school i was just ignored

 No.763051

they treated me like a monster and thats exactly what i became

 No.763052

treated me like a ghost and thats what i am now

 No.763053

The Boss would tell me to just ignore the bullies and theyd stop maybe she is the source of all my problems

 No.763054

played a synth through a distortion pedal ive boostin lost it

 No.763055

she groomed you and doomed you now youre an omega manbaby for the rest of your life

 No.763056

nothing wrong with being a manbaby

 No.763057

i have accepted my fate

 No.763058

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 No.763059

i love you sakura

 No.763060

tried playing a sushi bar of fortnite but i killed a mate and he wouldnt stop spectating me so i quit

 No.763061

sakura gets snapped by her dad

 No.763062

fortnite is really gay thats why i wont play it

 No.763063

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 No.763064

lets jump him

 No.763065

lets start a fortnite clan

 No.763066


 No.763067

lets get married

 No.763068

>>763063
delete this

 No.763069


 No.763070

boosted up