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 No.743474[Last 100 Posts]

start again with a new spread

 No.743478

problem is theres only like two true wks here and im pretty sure that its otalad and runeheal which shouldnt even be allowed to look at hima much less post and only two bks haysuz which shouldnt be allowed to post either and turt and whenever you make a slightly wkish suggestion you get called wk and wk this wk that and that only makes you hate the bks further and then you make an antiwk comment the wks flip out and start to complain endlessly its a lousy situation

 No.743479

simply ban haysuz and turt

 No.743480

afraid of what sourseki might do to hima next when he gets a little blueberry haze in his system

 No.743481

haysuz has not posted here in months he keeps whining about it

 No.743482

haysuz cant post here and hes a norm that loves women your observations are invalidated

 No.743483

so its just turt

 No.743484

neetblog joins in sometimes

 No.743485

nb has earned the right

 No.743486

really like this opening picture (op for short)

 No.743487

>>743484
who is the main person simply ban them

 No.743488

whos the guy who got a 2 week ban what happened to 5 day max

 No.743489

some raider

 No.743490

if you dont want to be called a wk dont behave like a wk

 No.743491

>>743486
i dont

 No.743492

gonno poop

 No.743493

dont ban anyone we need more bastebros

 No.743494

nah wk will scream

 No.743495

used my tard money to buy a 3ds

 No.743496

should have bought crypto
in 5 months you could have bought 50 of them

 No.743497

crypto pinched after decemeber

 No.743498

i just want to play rune factory 4

 No.743499

been listening to burzum for at least four hours

 No.743500

onseki find some common hima phrases and filter them to their japanese translations

 No.743501

gotta fire up the ol vm

 No.743502

acidtron just gets more baste by the day

 No.743503

turt did you go to your highschools 10 year reunion

 No.743504

watch it turt

 No.743505

flipping hate lain what a retarded anime who wrote that shit

 No.743506

albert einstein

 No.743507

gonno watch a vid and snooze bros sigh didnt even have time to read today but i wont skip them ill read two days worth of posts tomorrow instead

 No.743508


 No.743509

im back almost got taken out by a reckless driver when i was walking home

 No.743510

it would have ended your suffering

 No.743511

sigh thats how i want to die lucky

 No.743512

i gave him the finger dont worry

 No.743513

i want death by cop

 No.743514

>>743499
always feels good to see someone getting into black metal my brother got into it last year it was nice talking about it to him but it turned out he wasnt really that interested it was just for hipster cred

 No.743515

im into black metal we should hang out and talk about it and maybe get high too

 No.743516

drugs are baste

 No.743517

never 'got' metal its too abrasive

 No.743518

>>743515
okay come over

 No.743519

not a metal fan but i do like black metal for some reason its primal

 No.743520

metal calms me down

 No.743521

it shouldnt really be grouped with other types of metal its very different in its atmosphere and meaning and usually doesnt sound similar either

 No.743522

post your favorite slams

 No.743523

whats that stoner metal genre called like drone or something

 No.743524

>>743523
progressive metal

 No.743525

stoner doom

 No.743526

i wish i was basted

 No.743527

only listen to yes epics and beefheart

 No.743528

>>743526
did i post this

 No.743529

only listen to burzum and mayhem

 No.743530

>>743528
yes you did

 No.743531

what about darkthrone you fool

 No.743532

onseki turned hima into some weed and metal forum

 No.743533

weird i guess i was on autopilot for a moment there

 No.743534

>>743532
yeah youre right its been nothing but metal for the past month and im sick of it

 No.743535

recommend me some metal

 No.743536

basted metalblog

 No.743537

weirdly i think of bad brainz when i listen to black metal

 No.743539

why do metal fans have long hair anyway some guy asked me i was into metal because of my long hair

 No.743540

they call me the dunkelblog

 No.743541

punks are way cooler than faggy black metal tards

 No.743542

>>743539
because theyre homos

 No.743543

nah early black metal is much closer to crust or hardcore than metal but snobs wont admit it

 No.743544


 No.743545

love punk shite

 No.743546

File: 1521000211685.jpg (Spoiler Image, 1.3 MB, 2576x1932, redsuns.jpg)


 No.743547

darkthrone ended up turning into a punk band also

 No.743548

im not wk and otalad is skipper you are correct with the other part though

 No.743549

darkthrone is basted as hell

 No.743550

yeah fenriz is the only respectable guy to come out of that scene apart from varg

 No.743551

varg is insane

 No.743552

flip
just remembered i do have work tomorrow i was thinking about having a wild eet night guess this is snooze time

 No.743553

hoest is cool too but i dont think he ever really hung around those guys

 No.743554


 No.743555

how come no one cares about jon nodtveidt even though hes way more baste than varg

 No.743556

munorm hours

 No.743557

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 No.743558

>>743557
stopped watching this it was too much even for me

 No.743559

alright gonno have some sausages then start drinkin

 No.743560

>>743558
what do you mean

 No.743561

stephen hawking died id be sad but i was too tard to understand anything he said

 No.743562

he took most of his material from freakeye

 No.743563

hes burning in hell

 No.743564

he will he steal the style of the freak no longer

 No.743565

>>743561
he was a unremarkable scientist with a good pr and marketing team

 No.743566

>>743561
what the flip

 No.743567


 No.743568

esto es el fin grande padre

 No.743569

they are making a mistake by counting on the decency and honesty of latinos

 No.743570

latinos are some of the best people ive ever met

 No.743571

wouldnt trust a latino to stand in knifes reach of me

 No.743572

iq is all you need for a successful life stephen hawking was as flipped up as you can be and yet he still succeeded because of his high iq life is just a dice roll

 No.743573

feel when too low iq to be happy

 No.743574

i have the lowest iq on hima

 No.743575

he didnt always have the disease you know he didnt become a wheelchair cyborg until like his 20s or something

 No.743576

successful in not being able to wipe his own ass lmaoo

 No.743577

most of how your life will turn out is decided at birth

 No.743578

>>743572
iq is pretty worthless

imagine how bad it would feel to be part of the 150+ elite and still be a no-name loser or self destructive neettard

 No.743579

its way easier to be happy and content with average iq than it is for someone 20 or 30 above average

 No.743580

doesnt matter because iq alone opens up a lot of opportunities and the only thing then holding you back is yourself but if you have a low iq even if you work hard you will still fail and at best end up some working class chump

 No.743581

>>743578
thats why the freak is obsessed with his friend he was the only one that could understand his genius

 No.743582

got professionally tested at the 140-150 region as a kid and it hasnt done shit for me

 No.743583

are you the guy who keeps posting the squiggly math lines

 No.743584

no

 No.743585

born just in time to use my iq to navigate the darkweb and fry my brain on research chemicals

 No.743586

hell yeah lets wig out

 No.743587

probably lost at least 20 iq points drinking almost every day

 No.743588

File: 1521002870581.png (275.45 KB, 1598x194, ydnrziir4ll01.png)

sigh

 No.743589

>>743580
this post is so dumb i tried writing 3 different replies to it and all of them were just a waste of time

 No.743590

if your iq was higher you would have been able to come up with the perfect response so you just proved his point

 No.743591

owned

 No.743592

dumbo the elephant was baste

 No.743593

neetbo the blogophant

 No.743594

>>743590
one of the posts mentioned that comeback

that guy probably considers 110 a low iq and thinks he's such a misunderstood genius for being 133, he'll spend the rest of his life working for some dumbflip with a 105 iq

 No.743595

born with a genius iq and only use it to steam wks on the internet all day

 No.743596

110 is a low iq

 No.743597

i can read you like a book

 No.743598

>>743594
ya it was just a joke i agree with you

 No.743599

is programguy here did you get caught cheating

 No.743600

dont understand why turt would do acid or where he even got it

 No.743601

he bought it off the internet and why not

 No.743602

because it builds up in your spinal cord and makes you much more susceptible to getting mk ultra'd

 No.743603

Wealth will pass,
Men will pass,
You too, likewise, will pass.
One thing alone
Will never pass:
The fame of one who has earned it

what does this mean to you turt

 No.743604

>>743603
Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!

 No.743605

the alcohol and drug use on hima has been ramping up lately we may be entering the final act

 No.743606

ive been drinking almost every day for years before hima even existed

 No.743607

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 No.743608


 No.743609

>>743594
taking out the apostrophes and commas for this epic retort nice bro

 No.743610

>>743608
die vargtard

 No.743611


 No.743612

yeah i already saw that video

 No.743613

>>743609
you got btfo

 No.743614

wish i was smart enough to understand dota

 No.743615

mindblowing that i was idolizing varg before most of hima even got their first bone

 No.743616

turt that you

 No.743617

nah i was just trying my hand at one of turts patented im older than everyone posts for fun

 No.743618

i got my first bone in 2000 or 2001

 No.743619

sis got her psych evaluation at school and going diagnosed with mild learning difficulties and social anxiety with agoraphobia its nice having a tard sis

 No.743620

>>743617
nice tween

 No.743621

>>743618
got mine back in 1997

 No.743622

give her a big hug and a kiss to cheer her up

 No.743623

wk got you

 No.743624

got my first bone when i was 12 last year

 No.743625

watch that social anxiety dry up quick once chad gives her a wink

 No.743626

>>743620
its true though i just thought it would be fun to make one of those posts

 No.743627

>>743619
tomoko-san...

 No.743628

you have to appreciate wks zingers and parodies theyre pretty good

 No.743629

>>743625
that doesnt rhyme

 No.743630

didnt get a boner til i was 16 sigh i was a late bloomer

 No.743631

File: 1521003983571.jpg (175.99 KB, 1000x1000, you dont want to know that feel.jpg)

>>743626
im not here for fun

 No.743632

>>743625
chad doesnt flip autistic girls

 No.743633

>>743630
if i had been a late bloomer i would have done a lot less retarded shite

 No.743634

a lot of brads will target shy or so called autistic girls because theyre easy targets

 No.743635

whats a brad

 No.743636

you know

 No.743637

a non chad that acts like a chad

 No.743638

no i dont

 No.743639

turt what would you do if one of your himabros showed up at your grans house for a surprise visit

 No.743640

show em a little southern hospitality

 No.743641

bet turt makes great sweet tea and biscuits

 No.743642

you havent lived till youve tried some cassidy cornbread

 No.743643

sweet tea is gross and i dont eat bread anymore
but yes

>>743639
she just moved there i doubt anyone could get the address

 No.743644

still never ate biscuits hope turts will be my first

 No.743645

you ever make a nice cup of peppermint tea

 No.743646

yeah i have but i dont like it that much

 No.743647

ban

 No.743648

im just not a big tea guy what can i say

 No.743649

is sourseki still up or did he turn in

 No.743650

sourseki doesnt turn in he only turns up

 No.743651


 No.743652


 No.743653

damn

 No.743654

does this mean i can smut spam

 No.743655

how did neil young get so popular sounding so cool

 No.743656

>>743654
its a trick like when himako tricked the spammer saying she was going to sleep

 No.743657

>>743634
yeah no they just hang out with normal people instead why do you think every man is out to hunt girls

 No.743658

himako didnt trick me i knew he was lying

 No.743659

oh man i love neil young life is a hiiiiiighway im gonno ride it all night long

 No.743660

ive observed them in the field

 No.743661

love a few of his songs but a lot of them pinch balls

 No.743662

milk should have been mine but brad sniped her instead the flipper

 No.743663

File: 1521004956429.jpg (84.43 KB, 1280x720, 1517693334514.jpg)

pisss

 No.743664

未来が眩しくて見えない hit a lick with the bossman gone

 No.743665

File: 1521005054717.png (790.1 KB, 552x994, 2c58d7febcf4633515e4d6744a7bc850.png)

you cant compete with this

 No.743666

id love nothing more than to see turt go to town on that norm and his normgf too

 No.743667

>>743665
oh well at least im not circumcised

 No.743668

File: 1521005307404.mp4 (1.04 MB, crunch munch munch crunch.mp4)


 No.743669

sigh

 No.743670

get some brigs in here stat

 No.743671

post pygma instead

 No.743672

finally ate sardines after days of preparation

 No.743673

File: 1521005962473.jpg (524.25 KB, 1536x2151, SH.jpg)

>>743572
did you never see him when he was young

 No.743674

nice poindexter

 No.743675

i still dont give a flip how a wk feel

 No.743676

dont think ill ever max im burned out

 No.743677

certified iq of 120 but iq means nothing

 No.743678

internet tested 105

 No.743679

show us the cert

 No.743680

someone post uliana or anna

 No.743681

bad idea

 No.743682

why

 No.743683

File: 1521007042951.jpg (40.5 KB, 384x512, uliana.jpg)


 No.743684

flip i forgot to spoiler it

 No.743685

did anna ever stream again

 No.743686

dont think so

 No.743687

hope steve will post here as soon as he crosses the styx

 No.743688

File: 1521007435968.mp3 (2.28 MB, ヴォヤージュ1969.mp3)


 No.743689

kind of miss seeing scene kids out and about you never see them anymore

 No.743690

you dont see neets out and about either

 No.743691

you see them now and then at the store with their mothers

 No.743692

File: 1521007600149.mp3 (1.92 MB, 永夜の報い ~ Imperishable Night.mp3)


 No.743693

love how any time the economist magazine says something negative about china theres a response from the chinese embassy in the letters section of the next issue

 No.743694

stop posting touhou shit

 No.743695

does anyone here go to a yoga class whats it like

 No.743696

no should i start

 No.743697

no but moms tried to get me to go numerous times

 No.743698

the chinks are so sensitive

 No.743699

i remember reading about a lot of neets doing it on old jp

 No.743700

File: 1521007892634.mp3 (2.27 MB, 夢と現の境界.mp3)


 No.743701

yoga is queer

 No.743702

can someone post 風と雲と私

 No.743703

File: 1521008074209.mp3 (2.38 MB, 風と雲と私.mp3)


 No.743704

ill play some cs i guess

 No.743705

tell your mom that while shes rolling around on a mat youll be pumping iron

 No.743706

i have a very good sense of balance and im pretty flexible do you think the yoga instructor would be impressed if i told him i could stand and lick my own toes

 No.743707

dont let nb on your team hell spray cool porn on your corpse and makes air burps into the mic

 No.743708

File: 1521008198933.jpg (37.36 KB, 500x500, 1520996097813.jpg)


 No.743709

>>743705
mom forced me to join a gym once but i only went once or twice and then just lied about going more often

 No.743710

had a goatse spray as a teenager and o lygtcnbg nk

 No.743711

sigh we just lost a himabro and his last post was about gaping assholes

 No.743712

always used cute sexy sprays

 No.743713

i hope he at least had his pants on before he had that brain aneurysm

 No.743714

think how proud your mother would be if she had a big strong son instead of a spindly neet

 No.743715

lifting is for fags you should focus on tone not bulk yoga increases your blood circulation too maybe the reason turts penis is nonfunctional is because no blood gets to it

 No.743716

obsessed

 No.743717

>>743714
im not spindly im a big fat hunk of man

 No.743718

not obsessed just stating reasons for turts lack of confidence

 No.743719

confidence is for arrogant norms
speak softly and carry a big stick

 No.743720

>>743715
*whispers*
[i]is this guy serious[/i]

 No.743721

ban

 No.743722


 No.743723

>>743719
turt doesnt even have a big stick

 No.743724

women prefer small penii

 No.743725

how come nobody told me gandalf wasnt a human or elf

 No.743726

roosevelt was aware of auras

 No.743727

i prefer radagast

 No.743728

and how come nobody told me that wearing the ring amplified powers and thats why hobbits turn invisible

 No.743729

spoiler alert

 No.743730

a neetblog of morgoth

 No.743731

oh no spoilers for a 50 year old book series

 No.743732

what happened when a human put it on what was humanities power

 No.743733

>>743731
what the fuck is your problem, nigger?

 No.743734

File: 1521009404404.webm (3.92 MB, 1280x720, virtual tard girls.webm)


 No.743735

thought about boromir while listening to music the other day and almost had a cry

what a way to go

 No.743736

u wuz my brother my kang

 No.743737

do you not know death when you see it old man

 No.743738

maybe its not so much about races but more that you enter some sort of shadow realm or wraith land and since some races already exist in there they get no change from wearing the ring

gandalf saruman and sauron are all the same race

 No.743739

the ring increases my incel powers women get so dry that they crumble away to dust

 No.743740

and then you get ganged up on by every wk in a 10 mile radius

 No.743741

does anyone else like drinking a cup of water and jumping up and down and hearing the water slosh around in your stomach

 No.743742

quit swallowing so much air

 No.743743

yeah when i was eight

 No.743744

vid

 No.743745

turt trying to force himself into a topic he knows nothing about yet again

 No.743746

its not his fault hes autistic

 No.743747

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 No.743748

that guy was right here come the wks

 No.743749

gandalf is ped

 No.743750


 No.743751

>>743746
im autistic and i can figure out lord of the rings

 No.743752

how long do i need to wait before i go back to the book store

 No.743753

File: 1521009861288.jpg (113.71 KB, 640x480, r8.jpg)


 No.743754

when you need a new book

 No.743755

less than 96 hours and more than 36

 No.743756

i dont read books i only go in to see what manga is getting translated

 No.743757


 No.743758

get a real book for adults and watch her start biting her lip when she sees you

 No.743759

File: 1521010235623.jpg (Spoiler Image, 342.85 KB, 2125x1573, 1520985408981.jpg)


 No.743760

no you go in there to work on your daygame

 No.743761

File: 1521010382664.png (1.06 MB, 720x1280, Screenshot_20180313-235012.png)

nobody tell him

 No.743762

>>743734
I would like to flip this girl.

 No.743763

wish himako would stop playing games on her phone and fix hima

 No.743764

These guys look COMICALLY bad. It just makes it all the more hilarious

A klinefelters aspie currycel with 35% bodyfat and the T levels of a castrated platypus
A balding bespectacled dorkcel lanket who dresses like his mom took him to west49 for the first time
A 5'2 paedomorphic Somalian refugee who can probably speak 4 sentences of proper english

....being instructed by some nasally voiced clueless ethnic guy who looks like he spent his childhood eating cheetos, drinking soy milk and playing Castlevania 4 until 2am

What the flip am I watching

 No.743765

did you have that saved

 No.743766

hey pastaguy are you seeing this

 No.743767

i tried to find the video again when i read the word daygame but its gone

 No.743769

baste sc2 crossposter with the irrelevant drivel

 No.743770

skipped

 No.743771

get sean and dani in here to translate that

 No.743772

do we still have an alliance with sc2

 No.743773

onseki obviously doesnt care what happens to hima who cares

 No.743774

File: 1521011398507.jpg (30.13 KB, 500x469, desktop.JPG)


 No.743775

have you guys read the silmarillion its pretty good

 No.743776

>>743773
hes asleep

 No.743777

File: 1521011526781.mp3 (4.26 MB, HAPPY #U2730 Sensation (German).mp3)


 No.743778

feels good that girls are noticing me and treating me good

 No.743779

>>743775
ive only read fellowship and the two towers but i hope to one day

 No.743781

the yoga is paying off

 No.743782

ive probably read lotr more than 10 times because when i was growing up the computer wasnt in my room so i read for a few hours before bed every night and i only like had like 50 books and just read them over and over

 No.743783

i didnt start the yoga yet it just seems like after the bookstore girl lots of girls are looking at me and smiling and being very very friendly

 No.743784

i tried reading it at too young of an age to really appreciate it so when i got bored halfway through two towers i just stopped and didnt try again for a long long time

 No.743785

when i was 9 i hated tom bombadil but when i was older he was one of my favorite parts of the book

 No.743786

File: 1521013313650.jpg (120.49 KB, 1920x1080, 00.jpg)

sexy

 No.743787

whats sexy about that you perverted freak

 No.743788

File: 1521014455976.jpg (87.13 KB, 640x932, pot.jpg)


 No.743789

tarding pretty hard think its gonno be another one of those nights

 No.743790

>>743786
nice perfectly flat feet

 No.743791


 No.743792

all alone on hima

 No.743793

he said to the lord why during the hardest times of my life did i see only one set of posts

christ replied my child that is when i picked you up and blogged along myself

 No.743794

does that mean im god

 No.743795

no

 No.743796

anyone want a hug im ready to hug

 No.743797

its stormin hard hima hehe

 No.743798

feels bad being the only one on hima when im feeling so good guess ill dance

 No.743799

yeah im the only one but you guys can be guaranteed that im dancing the hell out of it

 No.743800

File: 1521025751045.webm (2.16 MB, 640x480, GrimyThriftyDorado.webm)

okay ill receive it just hurry up already

 No.743801


 No.743802

mom called me and i was drunk as flip she asked why i was laughing and i said it was a verbal tic and then went on to say it was spelled t i c hope she didnt figure it out

 No.743803

bored

 No.743804

flip you

 No.743805

flip you

 No.743806

alright flip me

 No.743807

snooze time

 No.743808

wait stay up for 2 more hours

 No.743809

keep forgetting how to breathe non manually

 No.743810

you flipping bastard

 No.743811

>>743800
true himabros executing the sb dissenters during the purge

 No.743812

turt the man himself in the fedora and black suit

 No.743813

https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5aa73cebb2b34

you cookiecutters arent even willing to drink birl piss

 No.743814

hey hima hows it going storming hard here

 No.743815

this is what happens when you insult women around me

 No.743816

its storming ultra hard

 No.743817

>>743815
die turt

 No.743818

i have the lowest energy ive had all my life i wake up and im exhausted sigh

 No.743819

saw a cute girl reading outside and fantasized our life together up to marriage and children

 No.743820

sick in the head

 No.743821

verified im very high

 No.743822

File: 1521047551097.jpg (Spoiler Image, 258.33 KB, 800x994, 1521045729653.jpg)


 No.743823

creepy

 No.743824

File: 1521048107985.png (416.03 KB, 720x1280, Screenshot_20180314-101438.png)

nice pinocchio

 No.743825

File: 1521048492397.jpg (Spoiler Image, 68.3 KB, 1241x677, 1521048112604.jpg)


 No.743826

sb

 No.743827


 No.743828


 No.743829

elliot was a spoiled failed norm the real incel killer was cho

 No.743830

they both have their charms cho was an incarnate of rage elliot was a somber romantic

 No.743831

elliot and turt are both low iq

 No.743832

what the flip happened with the paddock guy that was the biggest shooting in american history and it the whole thing felt like a dud like the cultural impact was muted compared to cho or lanza

 No.743834

dont read that

 No.743835

>>743833
skipped

 No.743836

just ship me to guantanamo and throw away the key

 No.743837

i am bored

 No.743838

woke up made some burgs and now washing them down with an ice cold blogweiser

 No.743839

File: 1521054613066.jpg (109.1 KB, 1080x1080, m6nhgjildql01.jpg)


 No.743840

just realizing himako is arthas and onseki is bolvar
icc under arthas was completely under control and functioning
icc under bolvar is falling apart and melting

 No.743841

who the flip is bolvar hes not in wc3

 No.743842

hes a paladin who at the wrathgate got attacked by the forsaken when they tried to kill all the living things but survived long enough to see the dragons come and scour the earth and still survived so he was taken into icc and tortured by arthas and after arthas gets killed he puts on the helm of damnation and becomes the new lich king

 No.743843

forget i asked

 No.743844

File: 1521055517967.jpg (430.4 KB, 961x1135, Bolvar_Fordragon_comic.jpg)

this is him after putting on the helm you can see his body is charred from the red dragonflight coming and trying to scour the area

 No.743845

so what youre saying is himako was the bad guy and onseki is the righteous heir to the throne sounds about right

 No.743846

as a dk in legion youre his second in command so he has you go back into icc to gather shards of frostmourne to forge into new blades and thats when you see just how much disarray things are in

the dk campaign is one of the good ones because you go and raise other fallen lore characters into dks and actually advance the story

 No.743847

everything that happened after tft is fan fiction as far as im concerned

 No.743848

himako knew how to run things and onseki has no idea what hes doing is what im saying

mograine is also very weary of bolvar and has a group of people ready to take him out its very interesting

 No.743849

File: 1521056008598.png (370.03 KB, 720x1280, Screenshot_20180314-003053.png)

isnt this a disney character

 No.743850

File: 1521056181878.png (214.57 KB, 707x1131, 52b0e5ff51d35d4fc649c7f08290c235.png)

false alarm

 No.743851

ガチャのリセットの時間でも何も可愛いくないカードがあったaaaaaaaaaa

 No.743852

burger king foot lettuce

 No.743853

phew

 No.743854

hima is flipping dead holy shit

 No.743855

die wk

 No.743856

hey guys just got back from work gonno check the report queue

 No.743857

workseki stays on his grind

 No.743858

my vision is so bad i have to put on contacts to shave or ill end up missing a spot because i cant see my face in the mirror from 3 feet away

 No.743859

i shave without ever looking at my face in the shower

 No.743860

hate shaving i cant believe i used to want a beard when i was a little fresh faced schoolbro

 No.743861

why does anyone give a flip about steven hawkins
most norms have no idea what the flip hes talking hes just some thinktank millionaire paraplegic who the hell cares good riddance

 No.743862

simply grow it out and brush your beard

 No.743863

i need to the tv to tell me what to talk about

 No.743864

just found out something funny

 No.743865

man havent abused and class 1 substances today its time to burn some trees

 No.743866

hell yeah

 No.743867

never moshed before never really been to an actual concert

 No.743868


 No.743869

just realized that song is basically the same exact pattern as most eurobeat songs

 No.743870


 No.743871

bought some zinc
if i cant cycle test then ill sure as hell make certain ive got the highest natural levels possible

 No.743872

you guys want to do anything tonight

 No.743874

just woke up hey hima

 No.743875

baste boss got a mini fridge for my office

 No.743876

>>743872
meet me at godwars

 No.743877

hell yeah stock that mini fridge with some steel reserve

 No.743878

hope hima will be playing classic

 No.743879

ill probably just play bfa instead since arena is the most fun part of wow

 No.743880

i shall stock it with pb and jam and yummy treats

 No.743881

what is having an office job like

 No.743883

its great if you have your own office it pinches if you have to sit next to a bunch of people and have no privacy
today i had to make a bunch of calls because some guy flipped up and forgot to send us back our uasg that they were leasing used to not even answer the phone as a neet due to anxiety but when you simply force yourself to do things they tend to work themselves out

 No.743884

im starving

 No.743885

File: 1521065837062.jpg (137.84 KB, 1280x720, pripara g2h.jpg)


 No.743886

hehe love you aroma love you mikan

 No.743887

uhhh just force yourself haha
*walks into high rise office and gets a job through osmosis*

 No.743888

File: 1521067008662.mp3 (6.7 MB, happyfeelin.mp3)

hima are you feeling happy today

 No.743889

im okay feeling uncertain about the future

 No.743890

yeah im alright gonno make some coffee

 No.743891

going to a staffing agency tomorrow it was a girl on the phone that sounded my age

 No.743892

she wants flip

 No.743893

she was just doing her job

 No.743894

that is her job

 No.743895

i feel like shit and can only hope i have a brain aneurysm soon like that guy

 No.743896

simply start smoking and drinking every day

 No.743897

i can only drink twice a month

 No.743898

just dont drink on the sabbath

 No.743899

dont worry i have a shabbos goy for that

 No.743900

hehe love you aroma love you mikan

 No.743901

need a haughty jewess loli to make me her shabbos goy

 No.743902

made some coffee

 No.743903

me too hehe

 No.743904

mines way too strong but im drinkin it anyways

 No.743905

cant drink weak coffee black anymore too used to the stronger tasting espresso

 No.743906

going to have salad and water for dinner

 No.743907

sausage time

 No.743908

gentlemen welcome back to the shop

 No.743909

losing my mind bros this wont end well

 No.743910

if i give you a hug will that help

 No.743911

has turt asked about me on the discord tell him it’s me haysuz

 No.743912

>>743910
hug my neck real tight with a noose

 No.743913

no but ill hug your body with my body and maybe accidentally grab your ass a little and kiss you

 No.743914

some guy asked to work in when i was doing the shoulder press and i was too beta to tell him i’m finished so i re did my sets to 3 plates and back down to 1 my shoulders are flipping destroyed

 No.743915

was he mirin your traps

 No.743916

nah just end me instead this life was a bad roll

 No.743917

idk i wasn’t looking at him i’m going to try and get the receptionist’s number after i finish flip it he gave me new perspective cause he saw me looking at the 3 plate he told me don’t think about it just do it

 No.743918


 No.743919

havent set foot inside a toys r us since 2002 it was always for low class nonwhites

 No.743920

hima i just love big boobs so much i want to grope them forever

 No.743921

dsn

 No.743922

dont oppress me im horny as flip and deserve to be heard

 No.743923

i took the red pill too late bros

 No.743924

yeah i never went inside a toys r us either but its still weird

 No.743925

magdump me

 No.743926

jesu dod is a nice song

 No.743927

weird how every nation christianity spread to says jesus differently if this guy was so great why couldnt everyone say his name right

 No.743928

just end it

 No.743929


 No.743930

'real' from dailymail

 No.743931

bogans are animals

 No.743932

narrowed down my ailment to either pleurisy peritonitis or a pulmonary embolism

 No.743933

suppressed my hornyness for now

 No.743934

>>743929
nice facebook tracker

 No.743935


 No.743936

its weird how effeminate he is despite his big muscles

 No.743937

going to resort to drastic measures wish me luck bros

 No.743938

what do you mean

 No.743939

>>743934
i get all the best stuff from facebook

 No.743940

File: 1521074197986.jpg (2.27 MB, 2400x3200, 050_t_01_23.jpg)

fell asleep with computer running woke up to mom looking around my desk for medication had this up on one of my sceens dont know how much she saw but she told me cheerfully to 'sort that stuff out' maybe she was distracted by some of the mess on my desk

 No.743941

die cuck

 No.743942

why would she come in your room without waking you up first

 No.743943

nothing cuck

 No.743944

moms being considerate she knows i need my rest

 No.743945

>>743914
nice soyboy

 No.743946

i started locking my door when i sleep ever since i suspected mom of stealing my pens

 No.743947

hehe had forgotten about the pen stealing mom arc

 No.743949

back when hima was good

 No.743950

wk

 No.743951

life pinches

 No.743952

that reminds me i saw on reddit earlier that supposed incels always have a problem with white knights then i remember how asspained turt got and how he now calls everyone he dislikes wk

 No.743953

really gotta shower but i hate it

 No.743954

love showers when the hot water hits my head it feels like im melting its so good

 No.743955

im scared of going bald thats the worst part

 No.743956

is my friend pastaguy here

 No.743957

cam you there bud

 No.743958

>>743952
obsessed

 No.743959

ban haysuz

 No.743960

how is that obsession when turt started calling people wk even if they arent wks

 No.743961

bhwk

 No.743962

sb

 No.743964


 No.743965

>>743962
yup nothing but nigger worship

 No.743966

cant believe onseki banned my bastebro Fùtari_Lollies

 No.743968

i wish i could have been just like my dad and not an awkward perverted autistic internet-addicted pmb

 No.743969

youre not perverted youre pure

 No.743970

gave the kitty some milk

 No.743971

watching the game with dad

 No.743972

nah im a freak and a failure and theres no excuse for it i can only hope in some other timeline i died real young before i could reach rock bottom

 No.743973

>>743966
onseki doesnt know how to run a successful spinoff thats why neo gnfos was dead and also why gnfos was dead

 No.743976

it was a joke

 No.743977

took a mineral oil bath and now my hair looks like grease lightning

 No.743978

im not joking

 No.743979

pic

 No.743980

disgusting

 No.743981

File: 1521081071656.jpg (1.11 MB, 1593x1080, ec73f6f2b85c0c20111448e9a1513269.jpg)

guy that bought the porsche sent me this he parked it and has been messing around with it since putting thousands into it not all of what he did i agree with but at least hes set up the rear suspension decently here

 No.743982

should i go to the book store

 No.743983

cant stop playing ぷよクエ

 No.743984


 No.743985

can you screencap it so i dont have to start my vm

 No.743986


 No.743987

File: 1521081554180.png (801.71 KB, 720x1280, Screenshot_20180314-193812.png)

have a lower level version of the girl on the right might evolve her because i like the open mouth

 No.743988

nice soygirl

 No.743989

File: 1521081677609.jpg (75.79 KB, 600x516, 45224861_p0_master1200.jpg)

must be a popular character

 No.743990

penis way too big

 No.743991

no she is just small

 No.743992

she doesnt look happy

 No.743993

giant dick art like that is just dumb since i can only imagine how much it must hurt

 No.743994

they only pretend it hurts to make you feel better

 No.743995

>>743987
the girl on the left is sexier

 No.743996

Mexican Food MEAT NINJA | Trying to Eat A WHOLE 80 KG Lamb

 No.743997

File: 1521082472876.png (45.93 KB, 218x365, Img503803_l.png)

Category:PPQ:Equivalent_Characters_of_Feli

feli is very sexy thats why she has so many different cards

 No.743998


 No.743999

File: 1521082644455.png (34.93 KB, 241x295, Img521606_l.png)

she want flip

 No.744000

gonno josnooze

 No.744001

godspeed

 No.744002

File: 1521082744060.jpg (58.84 KB, 600x600, 53028550_p1_master1200.jpg)


 No.744003

oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooog

 No.744004

my longest oog ever

 No.744005

unironically thinking about buying soylent to eat

 No.744006

dont do it youll turn into a wk

 No.744007

File: 1521083082011.png (421.62 KB, 720x1280, Screenshot_20180314-200225.png)

you better 信じて her

 No.744008

what her

 No.744009

File: 1521083160894.jpg (144.71 KB, 850x1133, __arle_nadja_madou_monogatari_and_puyopuyo_dra….jpg)

mmnnh hnnn

 No.744010

all i want to be is el chapo

 No.744011

ooooooooooooog

 No.744012

File: 1521084954738.jpg (74.78 KB, 500x605, 1521079383791.jpg)


 No.744013

turt you saw the shotgun kid

 No.744014

File: 1521085297913.webm (Spoiler Image, 1.98 MB, 854x478, 1521080209725.webm)

wk after kenneth gets sentenced to 20 years

 No.744015

not funny

 No.744016

thought it was fake at first

 No.744017

sigh poor kid

 No.744018

watching other people suicide makes me want to do it less

 No.744019

thats because people only post videos of the gross and violent methods

 No.744020

amber alert startled me

 No.744021

the norms must have got to that guy it upsets me

 No.744022

>>744018
if seeing how gross it is makes you want to do it less then you probably didnt want to do it in the first place

 No.744023

>>744018
watch the part where his mother finds him too

 No.744024

glad im a natural born norm suicides are for drama babbies

 No.744025

>>744014
can you imagine his mom finding his corpse with bits of his head and brain scattered everywhere

 No.744026

>>744025
you can watch the video of it so you dont have to imagine

 No.744027

norms kill themselves all the time

 No.744028

nah us norms have our family and friends in mind

 No.744029


 No.744030

im a guy who turned down a lover yes im a guy who never cared about those blue diamond rings one of those things oh look at me now

 No.744031

he was blackpilled by sam hyde

 No.744032

anime melts your brain

 No.744033

why would you teenbro watch that stuff

 No.744034

stop crying for some r9k teen

 No.744035

turt you should love this guy he was your r9k bro and he was subbed to elliot rodger youre practically twins

 No.744036

yes i will make the norms pay for what they did to him

 No.744037

they didnt do anything he did it because 4chan brianwashed him

 No.744038

im brainwashed

 No.744039

http://www11.zippyshare.com/v/jW0EkdBb/file.html
nah the norms pushed him over the edge and they must atone

 No.744040

virus

 No.744041

whos the girl thats crying

 No.744042

think thats a young boy

 No.744043

some roast watching the stream crying on the mic so people will give her attention

 No.744044

what time does the mom walk in i dont want to watch all this

 No.744045

reminder that there are millions of people like turt out there

 No.744046

i remember watching a guy livestream his suicide way back when i was a /b/teen all the people in the chat were saying 'do it faguette' and then he did it

 No.744047

>>744043
typical she was crying from the start of the stream too flipping hate women and their empty emotions

 No.744048

didnt realize that lotr orcs and wow orcs are both made from earth

 No.744049

his mom reads his suicide note and doesnt know what r9k means heh

 No.744050

hehe

 No.744051

hope this gets on the news

 No.744052

is my friend pastaguy here

 No.744053

hehe got to the 9 min mark and you can hear his mom screaming

 No.744054

the norm cops laughed

 No.744055

poor mom ill never kill myself

 No.744056

thats why you kill her first

 No.744057

lanza knew this

 No.744058

moms told me to kill myself shes a norm though so its to be expected

 No.744059

kill mom first then call the cops then blow your brains out before they get there

 No.744060

youre a norm too

 No.744061

mom tried hiding the guns but i put them back where they belong so i guess she felt fine after that

 No.744062

kill mom then kill the cops

 No.744063

dont kill anyone and have a happy life instead

 No.744064

>>744063
these are discordbros

 No.744065

do hobbits have vaginas

 No.744066

its not up to you whether you have a happy life or not

 No.744067

having a happy life isnt something that you can just do you know

 No.744068

maybe not but you should strive for it

 No.744069

yes it is stop being a bunch of bosnian faguettes

 No.744070

ok *lives a happy life*

 No.744071

that settles that

 No.744072

only a bad person can manage to live happily

 No.744073

cant even ask if pastaguy is happy

 No.744074

File: 1521087893193.jpg (83.17 KB, 850x400, happy.jpg)


 No.744075

considering he drinks himself into a stupor every night i doubt it

 No.744076

if drinking makes you happy then whats the problem

 No.744077

cirrhosis

 No.744078

just get a liver transplant

 No.744079

if he was happy he wouldnt have to drink happy juice

 No.744080

its just that easy

 No.744081

ill stop drinking soon and then my liver will get better

 No.744082

my grandpa would spend every afternoon drinking and smoking he dies at 50 from cancer

 No.744083

yeah but i quit smoking years ago so it wont happen to me

 No.744084

mary jane keeps callin me

 No.744085

suicide is against the school of varg

 No.744086

neighbors name is mary jane shes makes stupid jokes that piss me off i have no idea what shes talking about most of the time

 No.744087

stop talking to neighbors

 No.744088

dont know my normbors by name

 No.744089

if youre looking for me you better check under the sea

 No.744090

she invades the house

 No.744091

>>744088
you made me realize i know the song

 No.744092

hima flipping pinches

 No.744093

right on schedule

 No.744094

baste wk

 No.744095

is death parade worth watching

 No.744096

love my chemical romance

 No.744097

>>744095
yeah its good

 No.744098

cried to violet evergarden again

 No.744099

gave up both those shows on like the 4th ep they were boring

 No.744100

when should i go back to the book store

 No.744101

never

 No.744102

when youve looksmaxed

 No.744103

is tomorrow okay

 No.744105

no

 No.744106

drank a gallon of orange juice today my stomach is killing me

 No.744107

dont drink that much sugar

 No.744108

just hit me what a waste of time the jpsphere is think ill just go work on my social skills and go bushcraft regularly

 No.744109

sometimes i say the 'oh no no no no' thing outloud and giggle to myself

 No.744110

all social skills are is learning to be funny

 No.744111

i say あいやいやい a lot and yasa smutya

 No.744112

ya think i subconsciously used hima just to become funnier

 No.744113

hima trained me to get laid

 No.744114

i gained nothing from hima i only gave

 No.744115

this is kind of off topic but i think its great a homosexual such as turt can overcome his defficiency and lead a life as a noble, charasmatic, confident human being

 No.744116

after the bookstore girl ive noticed lots of people looking at me and acting very friendly but especially lots more girls making eye contact and laughing when speaking with me

 No.744117

its in your head

 No.744118

i remember laughing myself silly watching that on dvd

 No.744119

maybe i should just go back on friday she will probably be there

 No.744120

hey himako you there

is it okay to use mushy ginger in tea

 No.744121

himako was banned

 No.744122

usurper...

 No.744123

going to partake of wine and cheese like the old days

 No.744124

>>744119
if you havent already you have to buy something before she realizes why youre coming in

 No.744125

but i dont have money

 No.744126

how are you going to approach her

 No.744127

ask mom for ten bucks so you can buy a book on job hunting because if you go in there again with no money just to wander around and try to talk to her your entire plan will fall through

 No.744128

this arc has to be fake nobody can be as dense as this clown

 No.744129

butt hurt turt

 No.744130

buy gravity's rainbow and impress her with how well read you are

 No.744131

but its true he doesnt have looks or he wouldnt be in this mess he doesnt have money because he cant even afford a book and he doesnt have status because hes on hima i cant understand how someone could be so arrogant in real life

 No.744132

>>744130
rent a suit too so you will look smart

 No.744133

why do you even care

 No.744134

>>744131
not everyone can go around getting handjobs for just existing some people have to try even though they fail

 No.744135

hes realizing his life is a joke

 No.744136

just go to a tard home and get a tard gf i hear downy girls are really easy

 No.744137

i was thinking about that today mom wants me to go to autism support groups maybe i could get a tardgf

 No.744138

get a nonverbal autistic gf and teach her how to give handjobs

 No.744139

but this girl seemed really cute she reminded me of nagato in disappearance but not as scared and the second time i went in and she remembered me she seemed a bit happy

 No.744140

shes just doing her job

 No.744141

>>744134
trying for the sake of trying and obviously not succeeding isnt good for your soul

he needs to have at least some chips on his side there are thousands of young single males in most cities who statistically have no females available he has to defeat many rival males to earn the right to mate

 No.744142

always laugh when i see agent smith as an elf

 No.744143

or just get with the single males

 No.744144

why do you care turt youre basically retarded and will make posts just for attention cant you let someone do something that doesnt follow your guidelines

 No.744145

where can i find a girl to obsess over

 No.744146

i exist to snuff out arrogance if there is a god he put me on this planet to do exactly that

 No.744147

basically retarded is an understatement dont forget this is a guy who out of the blue began to question whether his own asshole was irregular

 No.744148

>>744141
every time you try you get closer to success

 No.744149

>>744141
i will be his mate

 No.744150

so when do i go back should i go i eating something so she has to tell me to spit it out and then i ask her if she likes what i was eating and ask her out on a date

 No.744151

i mean go in eating

 No.744152

yeah go in chewing food and spit on her face she will like it

 No.744153

go in there and pack a fat lip of chaw thatll impress her trust me

 No.744154

when gandalf yells at boromir in rivendell why do the elves act embarrassed

 No.744155

because humans are embarrassing

 No.744156

>>744154
they were thinking the same thing as him but didnt want to say it and got embarrassed because gandalf pointed out his folly

 No.744157

but gandalf isnt a human hes a maia

 No.744158

named my cat morgoth now i regret it since im older

 No.744159

rename it

 No.744160

going to ask the bookstore girl if she ever read lotr if no then ill ask if she watched the movies is that a good idea

 No.744161

only if youve read lord of the rings and can talk about the lore

 No.744163

is there like a lore video i can watch because im not reading those books

 No.744164

turin was baste he flipped his own sis

 No.744165

File: 1521093361361.jpg (58.4 KB, 720x960, 1397676782-521904-502969179784958-1198992397-n.jpg)

as long as you dont look like this both of those ideas are good

 No.744166

File: 1521093422150.jpg (253.74 KB, 718x1280, me.jpg)

i look like this

 No.744167

women love a big strong guy

 No.744168

im nowhere near as bad as turt so ill be fine

 No.744169

wonder how that guy feels about being the personification of ugly

 No.744170

baste pastachad

 No.744171

sick in the head >>743940

 No.744172


 No.744173

File: 1521093525102.jpg (384.07 KB, 850x1006, 062.jpg)


 No.744174

if gandalf is so powerful why cant he take the ring himself

 No.744175

he explains that thoroughly

 No.744176

gandalf was dead all along thats the twist at the end

 No.744177

is it just temptation because isnt he supposed to be ultra powerful

 No.744178

File: 1521093599388.jpg (47.42 KB, 483x800, 1425281550750-1.jpg)


 No.744179

galadriel explains it too

 No.744180

File: 1521093661956-0.jpg (113.4 KB, 600x660, 66229600_p0_master1200.jpg)

File: 1521093661956-1.jpg (131.69 KB, 600x867, 60710187_p0_master1200.jpg)


 No.744181

its a smut raid get down

 No.744182


 No.744183

>>744177
read the book and youll find out idiot

 No.744184

File: 1521093725168.jpg (391.42 KB, 1032x1500, 1423950723128.jpg)


 No.744185

dont post more than 3 pictures with a questionable or explicit rating or onseki will ban you

 No.744186

wish the raid guy with the siren video was here

 No.744187

File: 1521093805276.jpg (1008.76 KB, 1422x1000, 1451338298563.jpg)


 No.744188

File: 1521093823641.jpg (92.66 KB, 600x591, 45539454_p0_master1200.jpg)

witch is super sexy and is powerful ingame

 No.744189

succulent lolis

 No.744190

File: 1521093891097.jpg (Spoiler Image, 249.21 KB, 1600x1200, 1433105340833.jpg)


 No.744191

File: 1521093928068.jpg (252.28 KB, 600x847, 55990564_p0_master1200.jpg)


 No.744192

vile

 No.744193

i could ask for a cookbook too and explain that im making corned beef for st patricks day that might be better than the lotr idea

 No.744194

never ate corned beef is it good

 No.744195

you should try it

 No.744196

yeah well dont bring up lotr if youve never read it obviously

 No.744197

if you like stringy meat covered in mustard then yeah

 No.744198

sexnorms

 No.744199

File: 1521094313435-0.jpg (59.06 KB, 800x600, f0f9acaa2411321a50c41543db5e5dd9357a45ed.jpg)

File: 1521094313435-1.jpg (58.9 KB, 800x600, 13dca21ae0a392ab8506b990d276f31b32d4e74a.jpg)


 No.744200

if its stringy then you cut it wrong like a dumbass and you arent supposed to eat it with mustard either only the mustard seeds from the brine

 No.744201

cool it brother its not oog time yet

 No.744202

>>744196
ok ive been eating corned beef since i was a toddler i know all about it

 No.744203

why would i want to eat a mustard seed instead of yellow mustard

 No.744204

because yellow mustard is mostly turmeric and vinegar

 No.744205

just went and checked the bottle i never would have guessed turmeric was the 5th ingredient

 No.744206

File: 1521094584499.png (543.26 KB, 720x1280, Screenshot_20180314-231403.png)

can anyone tell me what the 9/10 achievement is so i can get two more gacha chances

 No.744207

why do you think its yellow

 No.744208

make sure to post pics of that beef

 No.744209

>>744207
i assumed it was food dye

 No.744210

only ever ate whole dijon mustard never ate the american kind

 No.744211

living as a neet no different than a cell

 No.744212

just buy some manga flip the cookbook shell think you dont already know how to cook if you buy some obscure manga shell think youre a cool nerdy hipster guy

 No.744213

nothing makes a girl drier than to see a man buying manga

 No.744214

yeah shell think youre a grown man buying foreign coloring books

 No.744215

manga and anime are considered cool now by certain kinds of norms

 No.744216

i wouldnt be willing to take that chance

 No.744217

go with gravitys rainbow im sure this is the correct choice shell defiantly be impressed and youll get a good read out of it too

 No.744218

File: 1521095149228.jpg (73.99 KB, 366x500, 61WMTH-gl-L.jpg)

they sell mostly used manga and most of the used manga is yaoi stuff

 No.744219

just go in there and ask how her if she wants to flip

 No.744220

buy some yaoi stuff girls love yaoi

 No.744221

File: 1521095241518-0.jpg (532.59 KB, 743x1040, 1340766009788.jpg)


 No.744222

the only new stuff they had was one pinch man

 No.744223

invite her to hima

 No.744224

if he does that onseki would end up flipping her

 No.744225

glad im not attracted to real women this kind of thing seems hard

 No.744226

hima already has himako theres no need for another girl

 No.744227

chadseki will flip her and make her pay for the plane trip too

 No.744228

onseki wouldnt do his himabro dirty like that

 No.744229

no honor among chads

 No.744230

im just going to try the gacha and figure out which mission i need to clear for those 2 stones wish me luck

 No.744231

good luck

 No.744232

tried to smoke a blunt with the sourseki and he chiefed the whole thing then he put the roach out in my water bottle even though he knew i was really thirsty

 No.744233

File: 1521095745635.png (324.27 KB, 720x1280, Screenshot_20180314-233512.png)

because nobody wished me luck this is what i got

 No.744234

busy watching the teenbro video felt really bad about the mom part i gotta reassure mom today that i wont do anything like that again

 No.744235

File: 1521095894255-0.jpg (367.34 KB, 1220x1220, Side 1.jpg)

File: 1521095894255-1.mp3 (7.39 MB, Getaway.mp3)


 No.744236

she doesnt care

 No.744237

whats the point of killing yourself if you dont even get to see how people react to your death

 No.744238

entitled

 No.744239

didnt even flinch at that video its already out of my mind

 No.744240

still recovering from it might get myself diagnosed with ptsd and get on disability

 No.744241

it wasnt graphic it was the emotions of the mom that got to me kids life probably pinched hard and he had a bunch of faux friends on skype or discord watching his stream instead of actually trying to talk to him

one guy was complaining that his stream was buffering as the kid shot himself what a shame

 No.744242

depressed as hell im going to take a break for a few days and try to sort some things out while keeping my mind occupied enough to not start obsessing over things out of my control

 No.744243

replace sad thoughts with oog thoughts

 No.744244

>>744242
hima has been shitty ever since onseki

 No.744245

just get really drunk

 No.744246

nah do lsd

 No.744247

crying from boromirs regret

 No.744248

all of those are temporary solutions what i really need is a change in personality or perspective or at least something to distract me from being hyper-analytical of the past

 No.744249

baw

 No.744250

try a lobotomy

 No.744251

try taking it to r9k

 No.744252

>>744248
get drunk every day til you cant remember the past

 No.744253

alcohol worsens depression lsd has been proven to improve it for a few weeks maybe youll get lucky and have some sort of epiphany or ego death

 No.744254

ego death is a meme its just psychosis

 No.744255

poor wk we need to help him out

 No.744256

alcohol makes you feel great dont worry about that broscience

 No.744257


 No.744258

if thats true why do i end up crying if i drink too much

 No.744259

snort ketamine until you permanently disassociate

 No.744260

sausage time

 No.744261

sigh

 No.744262

ive got an in with the pushers on the 7chan irc channel i can get you anything you need for whatever willful chemical change you want to undergo

 No.744263

i just want pnig to jerk his cock on stream then ill be fine

 No.744264

dont talk about pnig when turt is talking about himself its upsetting to him

 No.744265

sorry turt

 No.744266

i forgive you

 No.744267

thinking of getting into canning and fermentation

 No.744268

wish pastagyy didnt leave hima

 No.744269

everyone plays gacha now flipping norms

 No.744270

File: 1521099296803.jpg (207.36 KB, 1936x1936, 1521096029002.jpg)

happy for neetb he made it bros

 No.744271

i heard neetblog is 7 feet tall and 500 pounds

 No.744272

hes 5'4 and 600

 No.744273

neetblog has a swamp ass that’s incurable

 No.744274

>>744269
bh nojap

 No.744275

japmogger

 No.744276

think im gonno lie down for a bit and probably jo see you in a couple hours

 No.744277

im too dumb to learn japanese so any mention of it is to mog me

 No.744278

File: 1521099770258.jpg (59.37 KB, 940x545, nb.jpg)


 No.744279

"i learned a language so i could play pokemon on my smartphone"

 No.744280

too stupid to read the name of the game what a sad little life you l
must live

 No.744281

no one mocks nb in my presence and lives to tell the tale

 No.744282

gotta catch em all

 No.744283

sorry ill delete it it was a spur of the moment thing thought it was funny

 No.744284

its not nb

 No.744285

>>744283
story of my life

 No.744286

where has onseki been the past few days

 No.744287

is it normal to see the pulse in my neck

 No.744288

nailing coworkers and puffing on loud

 No.744289

might start hiding stuff and reporting hima so he will do something

 No.744290

>>744117
remember tardlaughing with cousin at the part where he deposits a quarter to use his own phone

 No.744291

stayed up too late gonno snooze now au revoir hima

 No.744292

>>744289
is that a threat hima doesnt negotiate with terrorists

 No.744293

if onseki doesnt care then that will force him to care

 No.744294

the word cousin triggers a fbi flag

 No.744295

File: 1521100594983.jpg (1.11 MB, 1600x1132, 1521051919208.jpg)

me on the right

 No.744296

dad used to work for the afpb

 No.744297

>>744293
what is happening

 No.744298

just actually report posts and hell clean them up eventually

 No.744299

reporting posts does nothing

 No.744300

hope ill be able to crack some bws on friday i need to decompress

 No.744301

gonno snooze

 No.744302

im ped

 No.744303

>>744206
ocr doesnt work

 No.744304

flip you paedo

 No.744305

>>744289
what are you even talking about

 No.744306

hes saying hes going to post illegal content on hima and then report it

 No.744307

i still dont really understand what he wants apart from turt being banned onseki is banning the frogs and stuff

 No.744308

sigh forgot i was going to start learning japanese yesterday ill start tomorrow

 No.744309

start now procrastinator

 No.744310

my soul is indicating that i must wait a day to do so i need to listen to it

 No.744311

bored

 No.744312

turt does deserve to be permad but hes in discord with the seki so it wont happen all you can do is not give him an opportunity to froth about wks

 No.744313

why does he deserve to be permad

 No.744314

ive started to enjoy the pain

 No.744315

you know

 No.744316

i dont

 No.744317

>>744312
maybe you and him can organize to have opposite sleep schedules so you dont have to see each other

 No.744318

nice skipper

 No.744319

gonno play some dota

 No.744320

good idea nb ive won the last 8 in a row

 No.744321

im going to lose my first 8 games

 No.744322


 No.744323

File: 1521123137845.png (58.34 KB, 296x202, Capture.PNG)

nice flippin phonenorms

 No.744324

what the flip is that new

 No.744325

left the game and uninstalled steam im a pathetic blob of shit

 No.744326

File: 1521124372051.jpg (55.11 KB, 700x700, 1521122409546.jpg)

winks at you

 No.744327

hate how girls started stuffing their panties making more men fall for the trap meme

 No.744328

hate girls

 No.744329

dont post cosplay it enrages me

 No.744330

you dont want to bother with ranked trust me

 No.744331

dont worry i already uninstalled it

 No.744332

im bored

 No.744333

me too and i cant sleep

 No.744334

if youre bored i can find some chores for you

 No.744335

im not bored anymore because i just saw kyle is streaming

 No.744336


 No.744337

wash your bed sheets

 No.744338

never

 No.744339

>>744337
mom wont let me use the washer

 No.744340

be sneaky

 No.744341

>>744335
die mobanorm

 No.744342

was them manually in the sink

 No.744343

i dont need to wash my bed sheets

 No.744344

gonno attempt a nap

 No.744345

File: 1521129855548.jpg (128.72 KB, 585x1200, 1369115758880.jpg)

flip you

 No.744346

File: 1521129936200.jpg (Spoiler Image, 197.34 KB, 1091x1200, 1498757121395-0.jpg)


 No.744347

vile

 No.744348

disgusting

 No.744349

oh he actually is baste kyle

 No.744350

jod think i might make some coffee

 No.744351


 No.744352

eating popcorn

 No.744353


 No.744354

hey hima just got back from work
i see the smut spammer is back i made sure to download all the good pics but i think ill just leave them up instead of deleting them

 No.744355

die smutseki

 No.744357

hey nb

 No.744358

File: 1521135529095-0.jpg (237.57 KB, 1000x995, 736410012daef53ddc0074ba53b50a9d.1000x995x1.jpg)

File: 1521135529095-1.mp3 (6.22 MB, 07 Lay It On Me.mp3)


 No.744359

>>744354
stop being inconsistent

 No.744360


 No.744361

die vargseki

 No.744362

now watch me neet
now watch me blog blog

 No.744363

hard to believe there was actually someone more incompetent than himako out there

 No.744364


 No.744365

nah

 No.744366

plane: hima
passengers: himabros
screamer: wk

 No.744367

File: 1521137337013.swf (9.51 MB, this airplane has free wifi.swf)

in front: friendly smut sharer
im back: ungrateful discordbros

 No.744368

hate stupid little screechers i bet they all grow up like pnig

 No.744369

dont click swfs

 No.744370

File: 1521137838569.jpg (20.06 KB, 300x225, desu cake.jpg)


 No.744371

hey onseki can you check sb

 No.744372

die sbcabal

 No.744373

watching weed vids

 No.744374


 No.744375

say no more

 No.744376

tardlaughing at that entire channel

 No.744377

so thats what the kid from gummo is doing now

 No.744378

i have nothing to do and nothing to offer anyone

 No.744379

if you cannot create then destroy

 No.744380

what would i get out of doing that

 No.744381

you opened the box
we came

 No.744382

>>744374
does his mom allow him

 No.744383

wish i could teleport to onsekis house and smoke a bowl with him

 No.744384

hed pick on you in public in order to increase his own standing

 No.744385

hed make you pack the bowl and then hog the whole thing

 No.744386

hed stare at his phone the whole time and giggle at things and not show you what was so funny

 No.744387

found some weed in the fridge dont know if it belongs to sis or mom but i took it anyway because sis found mine a long time ago and went through it quick

 No.744388

wish someone would break into my house and blow my head off with a shotgun

 No.744389

10 to life for blogging and entering

 No.744390

im too retarded

 No.744391

im bored

 No.744392

do some stretches

 No.744393

the norms decided for you to suffer

 No.744394

didnt smut spam in days

 No.744395

album droppin next sursdays foo'

 No.744396


 No.744397

sigh miss mindblowing anon

 No.744398

sigh everyones at the club flipping norms

 No.744399

that would trigger my anxiety

 No.744400

im watching mcm vids

 No.744401

>>744398
i started skipping because hima was literally getting drugnorm posts

 No.744402

nothing norm about taking your legally prescribed medications

 No.744403

moms not cooking tonight wonder what i should eat

 No.744404

ate too much today but felt like i could eat more

 No.744405

>>744402
>>744387
>>744385
>>744383
>>744373
>>744374
dont forget onseki lives in virginia and turt lives in north carolina

 No.744406

who cares go to hell wk

 No.744407

yeah who cares about discussing illegal content

 No.744408


 No.744409

hate shopping for food so much but i must eat

 No.744410

simply shop hungry

 No.744411

hima im stuck in bed

 No.744412

File: 1521151478970.jpg (60.18 KB, 548x800, 1425281550750-2.jpg)


 No.744413

File: 1521152630644-0.png (440.43 KB, 720x1280, Screenshot_20180315-152308.png)

File: 1521152630644-1.png (416.46 KB, 720x1280, Screenshot_20180315-152232.png)


 No.744414

looks cool

 No.744415

>>744413
HOLY flip NO WAY

 No.744416

when is it my turn to be wealthy and powerful

 No.744417

are you working towards becoming wealthy and powerful

 No.744418

no thats too much work

 No.744419

onseki listen to this

 No.744420

File: 1521155043373.png (42.71 KB, 762x526, virgseki.png)

>>744416
Now. I'll come pick you up in the lambo tomorrow. Don't worry about giving me your address, the admin has already forwarded me your geolocation in exchange for a six inch sub w/ diet pepsi & a cookie.

 No.744421


 No.744422

sigh sorry hima reading is simply not feasible anymore on weekdays

 No.744423

how there is hardly any posts to be read

 No.744424

i only have two hours to shower eat get everything ready for the next day and relax a bit before before going to bed

 No.744425

whats happening

 No.744426

>>744419
love this track

 No.744427

>>744413
whats this

 No.744428

its neko daisuki hontodayo

 No.744429

its a pokeman

 No.744430

sigh

 No.744431

himas dead i wonder why

 No.744432

that feel when the only person that gives you affection is a cool guy that wants to be choked to death

 No.744433

thats better than having no friends and youre adopted

 No.744434

yeah i guess thanks for cheering me up pal

 No.744435

whats a cool name

 No.744436

cool or cool

 No.744437

working 9-6 and studying 6:30 to 10:30

 No.744438

thats a long shift and a long waste of time good luck dormnorm

 No.744439

saw a nice loli today shopping with her mum her name was jordan or maybe jordyn

 No.744440

shitty name either way

 No.744441

whats wrong with it is it too androgynous

 No.744442


 No.744443

did someone on here coin the term vargtard first

 No.744444

wish to flip a loli

 No.744445

check em

 No.744446

GOD BURGER KING DIDNT PUT CHEESE ON MY WHOPPER AGAIN

 No.744447

burger king is a shit franchise theyre as bad as jack in the box

 No.744448

never eaten at jerk in the box where does it sit in the fast food hierarchy

 No.744449

below mcdonalds but above burger king
overall i give jack in the box a 8/10 the foods good and the prices are okay

 No.744450

the only way to not waste time is to be a neet and stay in your room doing nothing for a decade

 No.744451

always wanted five guys but there are none around here

 No.744452

its not that good

 No.744453

disagree strongly jack in the box does nothing in particular better than the alternatives and the standards they hold their restaurants to is bottom of the barrel their upside is their large menu with stuff like mozerella sticks

 No.744454

thinking about a different lifestyle where i work for a wage full time and spend my entire paycheck on hots lootboxes it would be a good slap in the face to mom

 No.744455

only go to wendys

 No.744456

get a salad fatties

 No.744457

spent three thousand doritos during the lunar event

 No.744458

ill never be a twig my brain requires calories to function

 No.744459

five guys burgs are really expensive the upside is they cook them to order and have a larger selection of toppings that you wouldnt normally be able to get with fast food

 No.744460

despise entitled mom abusers

 No.744461

moms exist for us to push the limits its natural

 No.744462

all the best fast good places focus on one thing and drill their employees to get it right like chick-fil-a

 No.744463

love moms

 No.744464

lucky flippers wish i had all those fast food options

 No.744465

where do you live that doesnt have a good ol fashioned chick fil a

 No.744466

down under

 No.744467

open up a franchise youll take over the market

 No.744468

open up an esports bar

 No.744470

do they have emu burgers in australia

 No.744472

>>744454
tried that a long time ago thought i could bluepill myself into turning my brain off and working and then blowing it on internet purchases at home for that sweet dopamine release i only lasted a couple of days

 No.744473

are they good

 No.744475

>>744468
theres already a bunch of those

 No.744476

trade you a buffalo burg for an emu burg

 No.744477

open a dragonball themed bar then

 No.744479

i cant afford to open a bar

 No.744480

cool it weeb you arent impressing anyone with your perfectly angled bow

 No.744482

the new evergarden defiantly was a crier that guy wasnt lying

 No.744483

had a dream i was on team secret replacing fata hanging out with puppey was cool but intimidating and i couldnt perform

 No.744485

you can thank single motherhood for gangster rap

 No.744486

i thought jews were responsible for it

 No.744487

it was a symbiotic relationship

 No.744489

me too but not because i want too because mom only bought coconut milk and it makes the coffee taste disgusting

 No.744491

no why would i

 No.744494

starting to feel more and more like this world isnt real

 No.744495

File: 1521162558169.png (2.71 MB, 1920x1080, 1521134680219.png)

this season stunk

 No.744497

>>744446
whoppers dont come with cheese

 No.744499

creep

 No.744500

theres no pink lace in that picture

 No.744501

mom saw my kek flag in the wash

 No.744503

saruman sounds like a really cool japanese super hero

 No.744504

thats blue not pink

 No.744506

shut up

 No.744507

File: 1521163206330.png (1.15 MB, 1265x1080, 1520617905289.png)


 No.744508

dads making quesadillas

 No.744511

>>744507
she has so much natural beauty

 No.744512

hate her

 No.744514

File: 1521163415761.png (1.34 MB, 1280x720, [HorribleSubs] Dagashi Kashi S2 - 04 [720p].mk….png)

>>744507
whats with the red eye outline recently ive seen it in a couple places

is it a real thing girls do

 No.744515

never felt secure or confident in my life

 No.744516

smart man

 No.744519

it clearly is

 No.744521

when will a girl enter my life

 No.744523

lots of people looking at me today again

 No.744524

new game had subtle red shade added to the eyelashes it really upset me

 No.744525

everyone catching a second glance at the freak

 No.744528

youre messed up

 No.744530

people started looking after the bookstore girl started showing interest

 No.744532

die norms

 No.744534

>>744531
projecting

 No.744536

but im not fat and i dont sweat

 No.744537

i get maybe 2-3 positive reactions a month the rest are disgusted

 No.744539

got some kirin milk tea hehe

 No.744540

im in a symbiotic relationship with mom

 No.744541

what does she get out of it

 No.744542

my friendship

 No.744543

whats friendship

 No.744544

a ship with a fried end

 No.744545

pilled mom on the ancestral diet

 No.744546

what did she think

 No.744547

set up an appointment with the psych right away

 No.744549

been having small breakfasts and big lunches

 No.744550

ban the lol guy or im gonno snap

 No.744552

snap or "snap"

 No.744555

hima feels really weird today

 No.744556

>>744554
back to ota

 No.744558

>>744555
its the discord bros

 No.744560

no matter what you might say about onseki hes better than teenmin

 No.744561

did you check discord today someone bitched out onseki

 No.744562

no i dont check discord what did they say

 No.744563

the snow looked like dew on the blossom as on a summers day

 No.744564

wheres nb to post some screencaps

 No.744565

pnig showed up and literally threatened to release dox on onseki if his demands werent met

 No.744566

so
the stakes have been raised only you are not aware of that

 No.744567

what the flip

 No.744569

virgin is jealous his life is sterile

 No.744570

banned that guy sorry for the delay

 No.744571

mindboggling how pnig can be such a giant hypocrite and the wks will still defend him

 No.744572

baste

 No.744573

bosed

 No.744574


 No.744575

>>744564
i dont feel like logging into discord

 No.744576

i logged in and read it onseki seemed pretty reasonable i can see both sides though i think they took it to private message after that anyway

 No.744577

gotta respect that

 No.744578

wish onseki would ban himself

 No.744579

gonno snooze now

 No.744580

are you asleep yet

 No.744581

brought a quarter ounce over to soursekis and he smoked it all himself and made me drink the bong water

 No.744582

not yet

 No.744583

stay up

 No.744584

miss the days when hima was fun

 No.744585


 No.744586

miss the days when life was fun

 No.744587

i cant i gotta wake up early tomorrow

 No.744588

for what

 No.744589

sigh me too ive been staying up late lately

 No.744590

the farther we get from 2006 the darker the world becomes

 No.744591

2006 was a great year i loved skipping school almost every day and playing wow and warcraft 3 the whole time

 No.744592

>>744495
uh it was easily the best in 10 years

 No.744593

miss tarding out and watching that zombie anime and then that chinese generals living as lolis in japan anime with everyone and simply taking it easy all day and waking up and having six to eight hundred posts to read

 No.744594


 No.744595

graduated in 08 sigh

 No.744596

miss 2006 hima

 No.744597

90s teen

 No.744598

remember when we all shocked when nagato saved kyon

 No.744599

i barely remember what happened a month ago let alone 12 years ago

 No.744600

stop being so dumb you need brain exercises

 No.744601

took a brain pill i had leftover just to see if it would bring me some deep dreams i need those dreams within them lies the key to getting out of this shiterealm

 No.744602

normally i just dream about being on pro dota teams and hanging out with turt or pnig

 No.744603

gonno get some debrox to clean my ears

 No.744604

dont know about the 325i
its not eco friendly

 No.744605

theres a guy in my street with a 3 series bmw always makes me think of josh when i walk past it

 No.744606

josh is going to be 25 this year just flipping end it

 No.744607

josh is baste

 No.744608

what the hell hes younger than i thought

 No.744609

the one im eyeing is a sedan not a coupe

 No.744610

gotta have 4 doors for the bros

 No.744611

one for the seki three for the girls

 No.744612

onseki is a norm cockpincher

 No.744613

words cant hurt him

 No.744614

hope that guy doxxes him

 No.744615

wonder if the norms will throw you a bone if you bow to them enough

 No.744616

why is the chan still down

 No.744617

test

 No.744618

sigh

 No.744619

im a friendless blob

 No.744620

at least you have your health

 No.744621

think ill jo to some kemonos

 No.744622

kemonos or kemonos

 No.744623

>>744620
for now

 No.744624

my health is in shambles

 No.744625

crying at boromirs regret

 No.744626

i thought he was the bad guy why are you crying

 No.744627

because sean bean is a great actor

 No.744628

boromir was always my favorite character its too tragic what happened to him

 No.744629

i like legolas because hes cute

 No.744630

tomorrows the day

 No.744631

File: 1521173587374.jpg (473.65 KB, 1280x720, [HorribleSubs] Yuru Camp - 10 [720p].mkv-00:12….jpg)

sent them a pic of my peen

 No.744632

its against the law to send that kind of thing to underage camper girls

 No.744633

reaction to pnigs penis

 No.744634

its a time honored tradition

 No.744635

remember that time a us congressman sent pics of his peen to a minor

 No.744636

missed the lunch break gacha why didnt anyone tell me

 No.744637

File: 1521173926139.jpg (177.74 KB, 798x1200, __arle_nadja_and_puyo_puyopuyo_drawn_by_orizen….jpg)


 No.744638

if god still talked to people today nobody would believe them if they said so

 No.744639

id believe you

 No.744640

he does talk to people

 No.744641

dozens of people on youtube right now uploading videos about the visions they get from god and the prophecies interpreted about the end times

 No.744642

those are just crazies but i would believe any of my himabros without a doubt

 No.744643

pretty sure neetblog doesnt exist on this plane and his posts are literally just god communicating with us

 No.744644

what if blog was one of us

 No.744645

you would need an extra dimension to fit his gut

 No.744646

File: 1521174355811.jpg (514.25 KB, 1280x720, [HorribleSubs] Yuru Camp - 10 [720p].mkv-00:20….jpg)

mogged

 No.744647

File: 1521174476134-0.png (506.84 KB, 720x1280, Screenshot_20180315-212424.png)

File: 1521174476134-1.png (429.25 KB, 720x1280, Screenshot_20180315-212613.png)


 No.744648

my persona would be a billion times more interesting if i was an alcoholic

 No.744649

File: 1521174522641.png (105.84 KB, 490x517, qa.png)

holy flip

 No.744650

>>744648
what makes you say that

 No.744651

jist look at pastaguy

 No.744652

im not an alcoholic i just love drinking

 No.744653

being an alcoholic is something youre genetically predisposed to its not something you can become by drinking a lot

 No.744654

ゴゴゴゴゴゴゴ

 No.744655

epic

 No.744656

but my dads an alcoholic that doesnt mean i am just because i like drinking a lot

 No.744657

either you are born as an alcoholic and you cant control your drinking or youre not an alcoholic and you can drink as much as you like

 No.744658

was born with bottle in hand

 No.744659

its just so much fun it makes me wanna dance and watch my favorite anime and play my favorite games i just have a blast every time so why wouldnt i keep drinking all the time

 No.744660

proud to say im not addicted to anything

 No.744661

>>744643
flip you asshole

 No.744662

>>744660
youre addicted to the internet

 No.744663

>>744661
he hath spoken

 No.744664

nah internet could disappear tomorrow and i wouldnt blink twice

 No.744665

im addicted to bushcrafting i just cant stop

 No.744666


 No.744667

smite me bitch

 No.744668

im not a god im a subhuman

 No.744669

blobliness is next to godliness

 No.744670

nbs humility serves as a lesson by which we could all better ourselves praise be to him

 No.744671

amen

 No.744672

assholes

 No.744673

sigh woke up late and the food has been left out for 12 hours it tastes weird i hope i dont die

 No.744674

youll be fine im sure

 No.744675

my ancestors ate worse stuff while scavenging this cant possibly kill me

 No.744676

youre going to be vomiting and having diarrhea for the next week

 No.744677

yeah but im hungry

 No.744678

File: 1521176451129.jpg (641.78 KB, 984x1400, img507g.jpg)


 No.744679

so cute

 No.744680

oo oo oo ooog

 No.744681

me bone me snap

 No.744682

wish i had a loli to snap

 No.744683

oooooooog

 No.744684

File: 1521176863619.jpg (195.47 KB, 685x750, 1309377875857.jpg)


 No.744685

snapping is for the unintelligent i can seduce one with my good looks

 No.744686

File: 1521177060086.jpg (390.05 KB, 1254x1771, 1347511874773.jpg)


 No.744687

File: 1521178581383.mp4 (10.01 MB, b09741a386cc0b743ef72c41326510e36ecdd9be4bea46….mp4)


 No.744688

>>744686
weird pose

 No.744689

disgusting bitch

 No.744690

more interested in that audio interface

 No.744691

absolutely feasting on some sausages

 No.744692

sick of being 30 years old and miserable

 No.744693

its alright youll be 31 and miserable soon enough

 No.744694

i decided to stop being miserable a while ago

 No.744695

im nigger cattle

 No.744696

>>744694
how did you do that

 No.744697

you know

 No.744698

*stops being miserable*

 No.744699

all my copes are counterproductive

 No.744700

its really that simple i dont know what to tell you
get rid of the miserable things and replace them with enjoyable things

 No.744701

im a big horny boy

 No.744702

what if i dont enjoy anything

 No.744703

then do nothing and you will be happy

 No.744704

https://www.twitch.tv/blizzheroes
we must study the east

 No.744705

die gamenorm

 No.744706

thats because you are stuck in a depression cycle of doing nothing so you feel bad and you feel bad because you do nothing
simply start doing something

 No.744707

i blog because im unhappy and im unhappy because i blog

 No.744708

what should i do

 No.744709

ride the rails

 No.744710

get good at chess

 No.744711

im too dumb for chess

 No.744712

try shogi instead

 No.744713

isnt that just slanteye chess

 No.744714

wonder what everyone here will be like at 50

 No.744715

no its a million times more complex

 No.744716

i wont make it to 50

 No.744717

youre going to live until 89

 No.744718

just upload my biodata to the algorithm and throw away the husk

 No.744719

i wonder how long we will last as a community it would be funny if we were all still posting together 15 or 20 years from now

 No.744720

not if i start smoking now its not too late

 No.744721

start smoking cigars

 No.744722

hima as is will last no longer than 2 years

 No.744723

thats why he said community

 No.744724

hima is already over

 No.744725

dont worry onseki will sell hima for weed money soon enough

 No.744726

if i started a spinoff would anyone use it

 No.744727

weed is the only thing that can calm psychoseki down

 No.744728

saw a downie begging stuff at the store cant believe onseki does the same job as a retard

 No.744729

the only thing chadseki bags is chocolate coworkers

 No.744730

>>744726
i would

 No.744731

got blackpilled by an atheist professor and my life spiraled downhill

 No.744732

lets watch

 No.744733

File: 1521182802490.jpg (42.23 KB, 738x393, sb.jpg)

the man known as turtletron is endangering the feminine creatures we worship
there has to be a way to stop him

 No.744734

my iq is 82

 No.744735

more like 182

 No.744736

my iq is too high to be measured

 No.744737

nothing remarkable about me

 No.744738

would it be healthy if i limited myself to joing once a day

 No.744739

File: 1521186412267-0.jpg (Spoiler Image, 417.43 KB, 1700x2338, psych report 1.jpg)

File: 1521186412267-1.jpg (Spoiler Image, 651.18 KB, 1700x2338, psych report 2.jpg)

sis psych report came in

 No.744740

hope you give her the same methods you used to conquer your anxiety

 No.744741

had to euthanize the browser because of memory leak

 No.744742

sigh poor sis

 No.744743

on the bright side its ok for girls to be like that so shell be fine

 No.744744

nice family history of autism

 No.744745

got a good family history of tard looks like i got the good genes

 No.744746

im the one with the autism diagnosis and also the depression

 No.744747

have a hard time imagining autists living in premodern times

 No.744748

lots of isolated farmers were probably autistic i think thats how the autism gene survived

 No.744749

people just thought of them as weird and beat them up

 No.744750

never heard anyone tell a story about their great great tard grandpa

 No.744751

because the tards didnt get to breed

 No.744752

good ol great uncle tard he was a real character

 No.744753

watched an old film about "childhood schizophrenia" which is what autism was called back then and the girls father was an engineer who didnt like to talk and preferred to just work on his projects

 No.744754

what about lennie the tard in of mice and men

 No.744755

and also hans asperger writes about the parents of the autistic kids who were generally odd eccentrics

 No.744756

bet he had a hard time in school with that game

 No.744757

meant name

 No.744758

hehe

 No.744759

never thought lennie was autistic reading the book thought it was more of a childhood head injury retardation sort of thing

 No.744760

most autistic people just had intricate trades or fields of study that they were interested in obsessively like clock making and stuff the guy who repaired my garage door was defiantly autistic and in his 60s he was obsessed with them and had all the classic social traits they just did stuff like that

 No.744761

the golden age for autists was probably early to mid 20th century when there were lots of practical professional applications for their fixations now it gets diverted into useless consumer activities like anime and video games

 No.744762

stop diagnosing people

 No.744763

>>744750
i can tell you one of mine

 No.744764

tell it

 No.744765

uh well my great grandfather won at the horses but his wife convinced him it was immoral to live without working it was some religious thing i think so he decided to become an artist and it cost a lot of money to go to a special art school and he became a decent artist and did some nice stuff this was during the turn of the 20th century with expressionism unfortunately nobody wanted to buy paintings during the great depression when they had kids so life was a little hard then in his old age everyone thought he was demented but he was actually completely fine but just kept tardraging about all the new shitty artists and kept loving abstract art which nobody understood mom says she didnt realise what he meant until recently

 No.744766

my great grandpa was schizophrenic and used to think the radio was speaking to him so he smashed it with a hammer he beat his wife and kids really brutally as well and then he got shot in the street by some random guy

 No.744767

could use a hug

 No.744768

saw an asian girl in a literal sailor uniform sigh wish i could have an abusive relationship with a schizoid korean girl

 No.744769

>>744766
classic gramps

 No.744770

simply walk up to the booker at the horses give him a firm handshake

 No.744771

horses scare the hell out of me i dont wanna ever go near them

 No.744772

umakyun umakyun

 No.744773

schizoids dont want relationships

 No.744774


 No.744775

baste

 No.744776

god i wish i was a jap

 No.744777

why

 No.744778

a jap schoolgirl or a jap sex predator

 No.744779

both

 No.744780

being a jap would pinch 日本 is only good to visit on holiday

 No.744781

i would rather live in japan than russia

 No.744782

did i mention how i dont like russia because they put people in work camps and killed their own countrymen

 No.744783

literally invented spread thread and what do i get nothing my friend hasnt even talked to me for 4 years t minus 3 months

 No.744784

ill be your friend

 No.744785

one day i will provide a visual example of how i hear music and it will astound people at least mom

 No.744786

die sexeye

 No.744787

sigh couldnt stop myself from spending all my tardbux just spent 2000 euros on pc parts a 3ds and a bunch of games

 No.744788

nice gamenorm

 No.744789

euronorm

 No.744790

ill spend the rest on alcohol its going to be a drink and game life from now on i also get free benzos from the government im set for life free money and free drugs thanks socialist europe

 No.744791

wish i lived in europe the welfare is so good over there

 No.744792

hate welfarenorms

 No.744793


 No.744794

mom says no point going on welfare if i dont want to work she says eventually they will make me work id better not risk it

 No.744795

start hima video and invite pastor anderson

 No.744796

have yet another interview monday why is this so hard the fatcat financial analyst on here probably had bigshot connections

 No.744797

dress well and smile a lot

 No.744798

neon
meate dream of a
n octofish

 No.744799

why do i have asian earwax now

it used to be wet and brown but now it is white and flaky

 No.744800

File: 1521214254542.png (284.7 KB, 923x1300, 12.png)

there has been so much stuff introduced in this hunter x hunter arc that its probably not going to resolve for a decade or so once he starts his hiatus shit

 No.744801

File: 1521215840147.png (415.26 KB, 782x752, Screenshot from 2018-03-16 11-56-50.png)

sexy little bitches asking for it hard they love it

 No.744802

File: 1521216372379.mp4 (22.64 MB, DASH_2_4_M.mp4)

squealing

 No.744804

introducing a ton of characters and concepts and powers with pretty much no background makes it hard for the readers to care at all about their story youd think that togashi sensei is experienced enough not to make such mistake but here we are

 No.744805

watching a crane demolish a building

 No.744806

dumb norms

 No.744807

File: 1521219423811.png (88.92 KB, 672x755, Screenshot from 2018-03-16 12-55-04.png)

professor chang is going to hand me my ass on a silver platter if i dont master this chapter by monday

 No.744808

>>744802
what the hell isnt there supposed to be an attendant and emergency shut off thing or even a normal shut off thing

 No.744809

owned those skinorms

 No.744810

>>744808
i was the attendant but i was busy tarding out

 No.744811

wish i was a trickster god so i could do things like that

 No.744812

god is already a trickster

 No.744813

id rather be a sex god

 No.744814


 No.744815

glad i wasnt around when it happened

 No.744816

>be american
>get squashed by a bridge

 No.744817

die greener

 No.744818

steamed

 No.744819

ladies and gentleneets

 No.744820

nothin gentle about these neets

 No.744821

rude crude and lewd neets

 No.744822

File: 1521221065638.jpg (70.37 KB, 463x1024, 1521201965379.jpg)

basted women

 No.744823

love dying because a woman was too busy looking up chads pics on instagram to double check her math

 No.744824

未来が眩しくて見えない stomp a femoid

 No.744825

the bridge looks prettier without a central support column shame on you for criticizing her down to earth designs

 No.744826

hate the arrogance of physicists

 No.744827

why dont i sleep for very long

 No.744828

because you didnt need the rest

 No.744829

sigh need to edit my bodys bios so i can sleep 12 hours daily

 No.744830

File: 1521222826874.webm (2.77 MB, 1280x720, 1521219895808.webm)

just discovered a new species gonno name it neeticus blobicus

 No.744831

its really not that great i can do 12 hrs per day for a week but each day will feel awful and incredibly quick especially if you go for the 18 or 20 hour snoozes

>>744830
faguette shit

 No.744832

why does it feel bad dont you get fully charged up

 No.744833

mom has given me a grocery shopping quest

 No.744834

i have a condition that makes me charge improperly so when i am asleep it increases the amount of bad charge that i produce i guess thats the best way to describe how it feels

 No.744835

you should get an eeg and sheck out your brainwaves sounds like a neurological condition

 No.744836

>>744833
do you want to party up

 No.744837

im aware of what i already have to sleep at the hospital every two years covered in electrodes for them to monitor it

 No.744838

wish theyd cover my peen with electrodes so they could diagnose my chronic bedwetting

 No.744839

>>744836
think ill just skip it i hate fetch quests

 No.744840

should i get a 2700x

 No.744841

>>744839
its not a fetch quest its a kill quest the hima squad will destroy all the norms in the supermarket and return to mom with the spoils

 No.744842

apartment above me is watching the walking norm

 No.744843

wako san uploads an english video after 2 months and its about his watch

 No.744844

he does not feel hungry
still further he eats
from strange foreign countries
such exotic meats
are granted his favour
he savours the taste
enjoying the flavour
no morsel is waste
the king takes it easy
amid cyberspace
almighty is he
the one who is baste
his meal complete
he adjusts his large girth
the fattest of fatneets
the blogger of mirth

 No.744845

dont get that reference im gonno shower now

 No.744846

File: 1521227056625.png (54.12 KB, 635x1023, sleep.png)

wish i was a newborn

 No.744847

11:10 am still have not showered or brushed teeth

 No.744848

what timezone is that like alaska or something thats 1 hour before pacific time even

 No.744849

if im doing good ill only sleep 5 or 6 hours but if im feeling bad ill go for 8 or 9

 No.744850

stuck in my head

 No.744851

its not a reference its a poem

 No.744853

completed the grocery shopping quest but didnt get any exp sigh this game blows

 No.744854

can i post something

 No.744855

depends what it is

 No.744856

if you have to ask...

 No.744857

File: 1521230621297.jpg (Spoiler Image, 158.83 KB, 1200x1800, 1521230321561.jpg)

thought turt might like this

 No.744858

simply ignore all women

 No.744859

File: 1521230831144.jpg (17.62 KB, 300x250, 1521230628918.jpg)

thoughts on my fursona

 No.744860

already been posted skipper

 No.744861

flip this cool earth

 No.744862

got a cup of french onion soup from panera bread

 No.744863

not looking forward to organizing my pictures folder

 No.744864

File: 1521231325566.jpeg (28.73 KB, 488x488, 15389441.jpeg)

recommend this

 No.744865

i only drink energy drinks ever since i saw that they lead to brain hemorrhages

 No.744866


 No.744867

was looking at pictures of myself from 8 years ago and my face has changed

 No.744868

did you get fat

 No.744869

no...dont say that

 No.744870

no i compared pictures from when i was around the same bodyfat

 No.744871

all himabros stopped aging at 17 thats the simple truth

 No.744872

i think i looked almost handsome for a short period in my early 20s but it was gone before i knew it

 No.744873

pic

 No.744874

were going to be the most handsome in our 30s thats when we become macho

 No.744875

nah
your only advantage is youve spent so much time indoors that your skin wont wrinkle as badly

 No.744876

amy schumer is my kind of lady

 No.744877

shes a pig

 No.744878

low t

 No.744879

great news talked to some peasants from eastern europe and they were very receptive to the idea of me marrying their 9 yo daughter

 No.744880

one less mouth to feed

 No.744881


 No.744882

what could this be i wonder

 No.744883

dumb fbi blankposter

 No.744884

thats not a blankpost its a youtube embed

 No.744885

rewatched spider-man homecoming and its still good

 No.744886

had to refresh >>744882
makes a lot more sense now

 No.744887

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 No.744888

still dont know what website that template is from

 No.744889

wouldnt say its the best but it is up there
and no offense to dafoe but keaton is probably the best villain

 No.744891

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poor kyubey

 No.744892

thats what he gets for fraternizing with sexnorms

 No.744893

when is the sequel to rebellion coming out

 No.744894

just pump me full of chemical waste and dump me in a ditch

 No.744895

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this is what soy does to people

 No.744896

thats a woman whose been pumped full of test

 No.744897

shes pregnant and his girlfriend is the father

 No.744898

no it was a man that drank so much soylent he became a fertile female and the one on the right used to be a man

 No.744899

what fresh horrors this world has in store

 No.744900

nothing wrong with a man on right and a woman on left having a child together even if theyre unattractive

 No.744901

took a pic of meself i look like a flipping tard

 No.744902

>>744895
am i crazy for thinking these two shouldnt be raising children

 No.744903

>>744844
that was epic now do a turt one

 No.744904

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 No.744905

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me n the bros just got back from the tat parlor

 No.744906

why did someone report >>744852

 No.744907

i get asked how im doing on the phone and i respond but theres an awkward pause afterwards because i keep forgetting to return the question

 No.744908

nice social anxiety

 No.744909

good way to solve that is by jumping off a tall building

 No.744910

mom doesnt want me having a car she wants me to move out first and then get a car
does that make sense to anyone

 No.744911

its not anxiety its just being bad at talking

 No.744912

its probably better if you dont get one
i begged mom to get me a car in high school but she refused and when i graduated she wanted me to learn to drive so i could get groceries and do other chores so ive resisted since

 No.744913

driving is a pleasure

 No.744914

my iq isnt high enough

 No.744915

>>744903
in mocksville lived cameron m cassidy
a strange and unusual one was he
posts from r9k
he would plot to betray
the imageboard called himasugi

 No.744916

turt you seeing this

 No.744918

nothing plump

 No.744919

>>744915
you didnt put as much effort in

 No.744920

of course not turt doesnt deserve anywhere near the effort nb does

 No.744922

did not enjoy the checkmark post but you have swayed me with that one phew

 No.744923

no no no you cant be posting butts

 No.744924

poop comes out of there

 No.744925

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no wonder theres so many chinks

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 No.744927

this is horrible news

 No.744928

zfreek did it
he killed col

 No.744929

this cant be happening

 No.744930

dont know what this is nor do i care

 No.744931

sb

 No.744932

sb sb sb

 No.744933

remember to report

 No.744934

hate the way the message is written saying 'thank you' as they throw him out on his ass and stomp on his dreams

 No.744935

hope todays the day onseki deletes the sb

 No.744936

what will col do now

 No.744937

hopefully burn in hell with the other gamernorms

 No.744938

kyle to replace misery

 No.744939

col.mason

 No.744940

>>744917
why cant i gorugoru with teen magician megumin chan

 No.744941

whata gorugoru

 No.744942

>>744926
its over for col

 No.744943

you know in the ln shes the one kazuma chooses she gets flipped

 No.744944

this is neetblogs big chance to get scouted by col and become a professional dota player

 No.744945

neetblog can be scouted from space

 No.744946

words cant hurt him

 No.744947

hehe

 No.744948

wouldnt mind having passionate flip with aqua or choking flip with darknessu either

 No.744949

read a vanilla choking doujin the other day it was superb

 No.744950

my greatgrandpa sold fish the others were farmers i think one was a neet and greatgran was the one that had a job instead

 No.744951

baste neetgramp

 No.744952

wish i was handsome enough to be a househusband

 No.744953

the village neet was a prestigious position in those days

 No.744954

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 No.744955

the more black a lions mane the higher his testosterone

 No.744956

i dont believe it

 No.744957

just watching this is making me sweat i remember people like that thinking theyre getting good boy points by bothering you trying to force conversation even though you have nothing in common with them thats one good thing about being an adult you dont have to deal with that nonsense anymore

 No.744958

im in my mid 20s i cant keep thinking like im still in hs

 No.744959

sick of just aching from random pains all over my body all day

 No.744960

its because you arent exercising enough to stress your body

 No.744961

no were teens forever our body age is irrelevant

 No.744962

padder pill me on how the government uses prison gangs as a form of social control

 No.744964

never touched a skateboard in my life mom says theyre too dangerous

 No.744965

pants are falling down how embarrassing

 No.744966

yeah that guys a total loser

 No.744967

some girl was screaming her lungs out just now i think its the girl thats pregnant wonder what happened

 No.744968

>>744954
how come that guys not pooping his pants and sobbing in terror

 No.744969

hopefully shes having a miscarriage

 No.744970

hate screamers

 No.744971

sigh just wish i was spider man

 No.744972

whats the protocol for dealing with scream tardouts at the himamansion

 No.744973

put your head down and deal with it until its over

 No.744974

i will deal with any and all tardouts with a swift jab to the throat this is your first and last warning

 No.744975

ill raise all hell

 No.744976

the hima mansion will have sound proofed padded rooms every 15 feet

 No.744977

>>744971
sigh he was my favorite superhero as a kid

 No.744978

what are those gyms with big trampolines and foam ball pits called

 No.744979

jungle gyms

 No.744980

plussizeblog

 No.744981

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i think theyre just called gymnastic centers i want to go to one so i can train to be spider man

 No.744982

idiot

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 No.744984

>>744972
a big boob woman comes to wrestle them