/jp/ - 二次元裏

สตรอเบอร์รี่ชีสเค้ก
Name
Email
Subject
Comment
File
:
Embed
Password (For file deletion.)

[Return][Go to bottom]

File: 1520824203511.jpg (368.13 KB, 840x700, 1486617057728.jpg)

 No.742715[Last 100 Posts]

Is it possible to live in Japan with barely minimum knowledge of the language and huge knowledge of the English language and no start off money?
Mainly what I am looking for is living in the outskirts of a city in a small village or something where you focus on farmlands and rural grazing/herbage..
Like all my life I've had mainly bad luck and what would be the chance to have a good luck and be able to start there..
I am from Bulgaria and I have some basic farmland knowledge on how to take care of it and legally I can live in Japan for 180 days per year, but I wanna keep out of the government's track or if it is something like in UK with employment agencies it would be quite good to start at first..
If the topic isn't by the rules if himasugi delete it.

 No.742784

no

 No.742813

File: 1520829712250.png (660.01 KB, 827x1043, 1496792705531.png)


 No.742907

how did you even get here

 No.742918

you know

 No.742930

no i dont but im intrigued

 No.743034

>>742930
Thru a plane, knew a buddy in UK for a couple of years thru gaming and thats how I ended up in UK with a bit of help from the buddy

 No.743035

>>742813
Is that art a representation of Japanese female with traditional Bulgarian clothing?

 No.743081

some slavic clothing but ya close enough right

 No.743163

I would do any work of any nature if it meant i could live in Japan.

 No.743164

i meant how did you find your way to himasugi.org

 No.743192

>>743163
Same tbh...

>>743164
Hmm well no idea cant recall I found it few weeks ago and liked it because its more chill than 4chan (less users) at least the /jp/ I think I was browsing for something and ended up here lol but I'm not sure..

>>743081

Neat.

 No.743193

he means he saw hima in the pastebin of spinoffs that gets posted on /qa/

 No.743194

wait another few years for when japan adopts an open door policy for immigrants

 No.743780

>>743193
No i was browsing for anime pics iirc

>>743194
That's quite neat what would the cause be, and how many years?(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

 No.743873

What is this user is banned thing...

 No.743882

miss being a clueless teenbro

 No.743948

>>743882
I ain't really a teen, i'm above standard age of consent.

 No.743967

>>743948
have you ever played runescape

 No.743974

then its inexcusable to not be a teenbro and still be so dumb

 No.743975

die smartnorm

 No.744104

phew this guy was baste onseki why did you ban him

 No.744162

>>743967
No mate, I haven't..
>>743974
What would that be...
>>743975
Lmao ok
>>744104
What's baste onseki and am I banned? I've posted replies and no buggings or stuff like that indicating that I am..

 No.744356


 No.744803

>>744356
I did check them out, but they don't make any sense to me..
I have never used any of the chan sites and I haven't gotten into them and their terms at all.. I've only seen and followed generic rules (on game servers, forums etc)
And now that I found himasugi, I find it quite interesting and more enjoyable than the chans (I've known the chans tho from their widely known subparts [k, pol, b etc])

 No.744852

File: 1521228732612.png (3.1 MB, 1440x2560, 1521167378092.png)


 No.745341

>>744803
what do you like about it

 No.745396

File: 1521267603631.jpg (41.57 KB, 599x561, JPEG_20180219_081141.jpg)

>>745341
The aesthetic million of themes, the uncrowded looking /jp/ with more replies than topics made and idk what else, I just like it

 No.745430

futari lollies get over here and give me a big kiss

 No.745588

are you currently employed or in education or training

 No.746056

is it this one

 No.746057

no this is futari lollies personal thread we need a spread blog somewhere else

 No.746094

>>745588
ya bro neetdom is degeneracy 未来が眩しくて見えない studying ancient religions like varg did

 No.746095

die impersonator

 No.746097

nah youre just a bh neet degen

 No.746736


>>745430
Sure fam, tho I must say #nohomo
>>745588
Well I am just employed thru an agency, not in education or training
>>746094 >>746097 >>746095
That's an impersonator and its beyond obvious

 No.746752

raider your not flipping banned for what the reason

 No.747903

>>746752
Actually, I am indeed the OP, thing is, I can't be banned I'm using a PC in bulgaria thru connection from here and I can request IP change of that pc any time I want so banning me would be pointless, lol

 No.748213

someone make a new thread

 No.748556

>>748213
A new thread of this one? Wouldn't that be against the rules and counted as spam?

 No.748648

get baste flippin futari lollies a fresh batch of the freekest col we got

 No.748649

make a tardblog in honor of our tard resident

 No.748650

>>747903
whats it like in bulgaria how hard is it to get a child bride

 No.748651

what happened to all the threads

 No.748652

are we using this thread or the hima crew one

 No.748653


 No.748654

im down for this one

 No.748655

what does nb say

 No.748656

himanorms get in here were watching stan
hes building tinkmaster decks

 No.748657

itll be a while before he realizes the old thread is full

 No.748658

File: 1521521130020.png (3.45 MB, 1920x1044, news.PNG)


 No.748659


 No.748661


 No.748694

>>748648
Wat
>>748650
Well, bulgaria is typical garbage dumpster, lol. Living there is easy if you receive USD, EURO, GBP cash cause on all 3 its nearly double the amount of bulgarian lev so 1 usd;euro;gbp would be 2 bgn. Gettin a child bride is hard if you're looking for a bulgarian (native) but getting a gypsy child as wife is a lot easier, those people sell their kids (promise sell them) so basically u pay for it and when it reaches legal age its ur bride/wife. Payments can vary from 2.5k usd to 7.5k usd

 No.748704

that wasnt the question

 No.748730

hes looking for express shipping on his order

 No.748897

>>748704

>>748730
Then it is pretty hard nearly (if not) impossible

 No.750341

its gonno be said when futari lollies leaves us to continue his ronin journey

 No.750866

>>750341
I wont leave you, i will be forever lurking here

 No.751266

you dont know what lurking means idiot

 No.795141

miss futari

 No.795143

he was basted

 No.797679

lets use this thread in his honor

 No.800179

sigh got stuck in the last thread

 No.800180

he's still here

 No.800181

jod again

 No.800183

tai hao le

 No.800184

gonno fry up some dogs

 No.800185

File: 1530206273895.png (292.55 KB, 495x581, pedflix.PNG)

gonno jo

 No.800186

this is my environment

 No.800187

>>800185
stream it

 No.800188

its on youtube its actually really mild and short

 No.800189

embed or i rage

 No.800190


 No.800191

File: 1530208048755.jpg (2.92 MB, 5312x2988, 20180628_122919.jpg)

My friend ill be in denver 3 hours at 4pm today lets have a jp meet up

 No.800193

gonno reheat some leftover pizza and feast again

 No.800194

just remember i got the two for one sale on 'za the other day when i flipped out on The Boss and refused to eat her dinner and i only ate one so ive got aNOTher za to gorge on

 No.800195

hope trainee girl is overwhelmed by the order and is struggling to price everything and carry everything in

 No.800196

why

 No.800197

nah shes probably doing fine stop overestimating how hard your job is any reflapper can work retail

 No.800198

i cant

 No.800199

yeah you can nb come on over to harris teeter ive got a position open for you

 No.800200

>>800197
i ordered about 600lbs worth of stuff she is a small girl

 No.800201

nice teetseki

 No.800202

should i add a link to the textboard somewhere on the site or keep relatively secret

 No.800203

none of the other boards have links keep it hidden or if you do add a link make it small and out of the way so its NOT obvious like the admin email link at the bottom of the page or the search and ban list links

 No.800204

>>800203
yes that was the plan

 No.800205

just keep it secret but everyone can post there just like fun

 No.800206

i think everyone that wants to post there knows about it

 No.800207

i think everyone that wants to post there knows about it

 No.800208

whoops hehe typed a random f on the first line of the config when i was hitting ctrl f

 No.800209

f for fool

 No.800210

press f to pay respects xd

 No.800211

gonno read

 No.800212

gonno watch black c愛r

 No.800213

cant post help

 No.800214

idiot

 No.800215

>>800213
send me a letter of the post you wanted to make and ill write it up for you

 No.800216

spermed hard time to take my vitamin c

 No.800217

asta is unbelievably baste hell yeah tear down the aristocracy

 No.800218

die spermer

 No.800219

im an aristocrat of the soul

 No.800220

glock got rusty when i was wandering around in the woods last week
gave it a nice cleaning

 No.800221

die gunnorm

 No.800222

been so bored lately i must become a reader but cant bring myself to crack open a book

 No.800223

simply listen to one instead

 No.800224

where does one get audiobooks

 No.800225

anyone else watching japan and poland

 No.800226

piratebay

 No.800227

die footynorm

 No.800228

oh nevermind its over already

 No.800229

watch afl you stupid cunt

 No.800230

>>800221
nah flip you defenselessnorm

 No.800231

fool your bullets are NOThing against my blade

 No.800232

magdump him gunseki

 No.800233

>>800225
die soccernorm

 No.800234

think im gonno ditch the bread and eat pbj with a spoon

 No.800235

scape boss left an interview sheet from someone he interviewed and in the end wrote down it would NOT be worth hiring him

 No.800236

gonno clean really hard and make everything shiny

 No.800237

File: 1530215287596.png (436.71 KB, 574x675, 1530207187908.png)


 No.800238

hell yeah

 No.800239


 No.800240

he didnt even write down his responses to the questions after he wrote that i guess the mate messed up somehow

 No.800241

File: 1530215481770.jpg (590.36 KB, 860x1214, 1530214649552.jpg)


 No.800242

hell yeah

 No.800243

File: 1530215525789.jpg (Spoiler Image, 136.78 KB, 985x888, 1530061046246.jpg)


 No.800244

feel an oog coming

 No.800245

File: 1530215603027.gif (Spoiler Image, 552.17 KB, 262x295, *snap*.gif)


 No.800246

>>800241
this mate got lazy and didnt even finish drawing

 No.800247

>>800243
basted

 No.800248

nice 6l

 No.800249

File: 1530215704840.jpg (110.34 KB, 802x1276, 1530214301100.jpg)


 No.800250

slam jam

 No.800251

File: 1530215743488.jpg (84.01 KB, 708x1000, 1530214441213.jpg)


 No.800252

>>800241
phew yohane

 No.800253

very nice girls hmm yes dont stop

 No.800254

File: 1530215970750.jpg (133.87 KB, 915x1433, 1530215172936.jpg)


 No.800255

its a pie eating contest

 No.800256

magdump the smut slam jammer onseki

 No.800257

File: 1530216018608.png (8.03 KB, 320x240, 1530072841890.png)

>its a pie eating contest

 No.800258


 No.800259

i need to stock up on pictures of naked girls with big boobs so i can masturbate later

 No.800260

oog

 No.800261

File: 1530216111930.jpg (2.18 MB, 3304x2195, 1530066470745.jpg)


 No.800262

>>800254
bad art her shoulders look weird and shes too plumb

 No.800263

File: 1530216156864.jpg (108.5 KB, 701x1000, 1530215203632.jpg)


 No.800264

time to break out the plumber pass

 No.800265

>>800261
basted

 No.800266

>>800261
basted

 No.800267

even before the first episode of sunshine came out i knew yohane was the only girl for me

 No.800268

i need to stock up on pictures of naked girls with big boobs so i can masturbate later

 No.800269

die reposter

 No.800270

how can i get a lgf

 No.800271

snap

 No.800272

File: 1530216754795.jpg (564.16 KB, 1280x720, 0d065174ae43e6996b49ccbd9b48d1af.jpg)

why cant i be the faceless sexy lady flipper

 No.800273

File: 1530217227772.jpg (51.64 KB, 573x580, 3724848f04340b4e2a139837f300895b.jpg)


 No.800274

>>800270
Going to the pool

 No.800275

>>800273
underage lady

 No.800276

oog hour gonno mutate

 No.800277

me chicken nugget me jo

 No.800278

File: 1530218165722.png (20.65 KB, 400x400, 82046a1137ee438c41e7a3abc89c30b6.png)


 No.800279

in dire need of some green tea mochi ice cream gonno hit the store

 No.800280

get garigarikun instead

 No.800281

wish i was good at rust

 No.800282

File: 1530218442676.jpg (88.38 KB, 1280x720, [HorribleSubs] Black Clover - 23 [720p].mkv_sn….jpg)

hehe

 No.800283


 No.800284

wish i was good at anything

 No.800285

in the original all the salt that the mate tries to put on the meat ends up on his arm

 No.800286

should i watch boku no hero academia after im caught up with black c愛r
in a shounen mood

 No.800287

nah

 No.800288

what actually is wrong with this mate

 No.800289

hate turks

 No.800290

theres pretty much no way to screw up meat that high quality
he could be the worst cook in the world and still get paid bank to pour salt on his forearm

 No.800291

it really bothers me how the salt doesnt go on the meat

 No.800292

File: 1530219933150.jpg (Spoiler Image, 275.08 KB, 640x500, c9fa14a2f133a3114c35e1e5cca07575.jpg)


 No.800293

what the boost

 No.800294

she looks so happy

 No.800295

asked my ptcousin if she has a bf she said no but i want one shes horny

 No.800296

how underage is she

 No.800297

very

 No.800298

sigh The Boss brought guests over now i cant grab snacks till they leave

 No.800299

havent seen any sexy ladies in my complex its very disappointing

 No.800300

introduce yourself

 No.800301

do NOT do that

 No.800302

an english version of this song with a female vocalist came up on the internet radio thing yesterday i thought it sounded familiar

 No.800303


 No.800304

i need to become a teacher

 No.800305

i bet it happens all the time theres plenty of reddit threads of women coming out years later saying they had consensual relationships with their teachers and NOThing bad ever happens

 No.800306

until i can see how much i need to pay for electricity im going to just stick with using my phone as a wireless access point
even though its supposed to be unlimited the tethering is limited to 10gb or something tiny which with a vpn you can bypass

 No.800307

or i can learn to crack wpa2 fack

 No.800308

do a little social engineering

 No.800309

theres tools in kali to do it automatically isnt there

 No.800310

wep is simple since you can get the password from a client but i remember wpa2 needing to be checked against tables its basically a brute force

 No.800311

oh neat there are sites where you can upload the file and it will crack it for you using botnets and computers running google chrome so instead of it taking days it can be done within a few hours

 No.800312


 No.800313

how do i join the botnet sounds fun

 No.800314

simply run google chrome

 No.800315

wish to flip a sexy lady bad

 No.800316

The Boss was supposed to get pizza but has been talking to the neighbor for an hour

 No.800317


 No.800318

gonno jo to that girl

 No.800319

dont

 No.800320

but shes underage look at her

 No.800321

looks reflappered

 No.800322

normies ree

 No.800323

what am i shiteing for

 No.800324

four minutes in and this girl is baste

 No.800325

shite the jan out me anal pipe

 No.800326

just finished me 'za with olive oil mayonette dressing threw a nice hogger of the now vintage blend copenhagen black in im reclining about to watch norm;s gate

 No.800327

never mind boruto 63 is out its been too long my friend

 No.800328


 No.800329

baste idubbz

 No.800330


 No.800331

you cant tell neetblog to die

 No.800332

that wasnt me im the one telling him to die

 No.800333

die neetblog

 No.800334

idubbbz is wearing chinos in that video does he post on hima

 No.800335

gonno become a conspiracy theorist

 No.800336

i know idubbz from high school he defiantly posts here once in a while

 No.800337

cant believe sasuke is really gone

 No.800338

>>800335
which conspiracies

 No.800339

gonno watch this

 No.800340

bet it was a lot more fun to sushi bar back in the days of arcade

 No.800341

yawn flashback episode
it was a crier though anyone else get a tightness in their throat

 No.800342

the days of arcade are still going on in japan

 No.800343

wish to go to japan and play metal slug II on a nice grannys dagashi and 3rd strike on a big arcade against other mates there

 No.800344

the arcades i japan are loud dark and full of smoke

 No.800345

>>800344
no theyre bright and family friendly

 No.800346

i know it must be great

 No.800347

dont tell me no i walked into every arcade i saw you casual

 No.800348

the arcades here are loud and dark but NOT filled with smoke unless theyre adult arcades

 No.800349

>>800286
yes its the best shonen out there currently

 No.800350

fool

 No.800351

im simply NOT going to arcades that dont have an ash tray on every machine

 No.800352

was keeping up with the boku academia manga until it got popular and then once the anime was announced i dropped it entirely

 No.800353

hope you die slow and painfully smoker

 No.800354

modern arcades are filled with ports of mobile sushi bars

 No.800355

im NOT your The Chief

 No.800356

nice The Chiefnorm

 No.800357

this is shadman hes basted

 No.800358

>>800352
die turt

 No.800359

sigh its too bad that the girl that doesnt jo and sperm in that movie is way underager than the one that does

 No.800360

>>800349
im watching it
its ok

 No.800361

mate at work asked aNOTher mate and me if either of us watch anime and i said i might have seen a couple of episodes

 No.800362

i always say i used to a few years ago and see what their taste is like before proceeding

 No.800363

the first episodes arent that great it gets good during the tournament and great once the hero killer shows up hes baste

 No.800364

how do i make pancakes

 No.800365

File: 1530232880629.png (158.61 KB, 652x429, 16.png)

basted

 No.800366

yeah he only brought it up to talk shit he said his wife and friend are looking forward to the second season of attack on titan but she only watches it in japanese and their voices are too dramatic of course i didnt mention that the second season came out ages ago

 No.800367

>>800364
salt sugar baking powder milk egg butter flour mix everything and pour it in a pan

 No.800368

>>800359
it says in the article that she sperms

 No.800369

how much of each do i need and how hot should the pan be and how long should it cook for sigh why is cooking so complicated flip it ill just use the microwave

 No.800370

>>800362
idiot what exactly do you expect

 No.800371

>>800368
read the post again

 No.800372

oh i see now

 No.800373

sick of being the little spoon

 No.800374

going to put on my black reverse print and go grocery shopping

 No.800375

>>800369
1.5 cups flour
3.5 teaspoons baking powder
1 teaspoon salt
1 tablespoon sugar
1 cup milk
1 egg
3 tablespoons melted butter
mix everything together in a bowl heat a pan in medium high heat pour some of the mix and flip when it gets light brown just use your flipping common sense you flapper what do you mean how long should it cook you will be there next to it looking at the flipping thing cook just look at it and decide if its ready or NOT have you never had a pancake in your life

 No.800376

sigh flappershamed just wanted some pancakes

 No.800377

>>800359
its a natural response to find someone witnessing a sexual act attractive

 No.800378


 No.800379

File: 1530234906341.jpg (144.83 KB, 800x1159, gantz-36224.jpg)

the uprising was the best part of gantz

 No.800380

wish to marry a sexy lady

 No.800381

cant finish steins gate gonno get in bed
put my hate in the drier because its been stretching out from all the sweating ive been doing in it
looking for a better hat but every time i look at hats i hate em

 No.800382

>>800379
i am literally nishi

 No.800383

no i am

 No.800384

nah thats me after i get banned from hima

 No.800385

baste turt

 No.800386

just woke up hey hows it goin hima

 No.800387

whatever happened to the duegimates

 No.800388

duegster prime reporting in

 No.800389

just reinstalled windows for fun

 No.800390

did that a month ago got bored and returned to the nix

 No.800391

hope you installed xp

 No.800392

made some coffee nice

 No.800393

>>800379
ya i think so too i dont remember much though just when the mc died and then they cloned him and the telepaths and the gf and the last part with the giant aliens

 No.800394

>>800386
dont forget to read and highlight

 No.800395

i read buti cant be bothered highlighting

 No.800396

the giants at the end of gantz were basted as hell

 No.800397

whats buti

 No.800398

they got owned hard

 No.800399

rode my bike past an extremely underage chink standing outside 10 seconds later i turned around to gaze at her and she was still staring at me

 No.800400

miss the early days of gantz when everything was still a mistery and everyone had their own pet theories it turned out way worse than everyone thought and the ending of course was shite

 No.800401

that reminds me i saw a super underage sexy lady earlier today in the grocery store she was my favorite kind really dark hair and pale skin and a deep blue sundress

 No.800402

sounds like mayoiga

 No.800403

kinda but gantz actually had good parts

 No.800404

fishing on scape is flipping hell i cant take it

 No.800405

its comfy

 No.800406

File: 1530237375161.jpg (80.61 KB, 540x709, 1530227523514.jpg)


 No.800407

thats a big ear

 No.800408


 No.800409

basted vargramble

 No.800410

>>800405
did you tick fish until minnows

 No.800411

i fish lobbies

 No.800412

just do monkfish

 No.800413

File: 1530238363105.jpg (109.73 KB, 1280x960, wogei30ufq611.jpg)


 No.800414

i want to go back

 No.800415

gz on firemaking level

 No.800416

i havent gotten to minnows

 No.800417

i did minnows to 99 but back then sharks were worth twice as much hehe

 No.800418

File: 1530238683649.png (91.8 KB, 250x233, 6sDlF2P.png)


 No.800419

grew up in the streets of lumbridge

 No.800420

back to lumby noob

 No.800421

did you know that lumbridge is named after cambridge and the river lum is named after the river cam

 No.800422

was born and raised in melbourne but had to move to adelaide with my dad

 No.800423

File: 1530239147633.png (2.83 KB, 103x53, 5b19e3d7b7a6a10dc6582e0a65141c06.png)

got myself a fresh pair of preezys

 No.800424

they call me the noobblog

 No.800425

who calls you that

 No.800426

my girlfriend when we sushi bar

 No.800427

shes asking for a snap

 No.800428

>>800425
everyone on runescape

 No.800429

got a sudden urge to scape but suppressed it

 No.800430

surrender yourself to the scape

 No.800431

no

 No.800432

logged in and asked some friends for a bond and they asked where my money went

 No.800433

ill give you a bond if you want

 No.800434

how come i cant play as a sexy lady in scape

 No.800435

you can play as a underage lady

 No.800436

penne is 84c per lb im going to eat the flip out of this

 No.800437

get some fusilli instead

 No.800438

i dont know if they have it bulk

 No.800439

ive got some bulk for you right here

 No.800440

might jo

 No.800441


 No.800442

i have the spirit of a samurai

 No.800443

ken-sama....

 No.800444

got a spinner for 74c and some puffed brown rice and sencha

 No.800445

>>800375
actually for pancakes the ideal time for flipping is when theyre bubbly

 No.800446

just like a sexy lady

 No.800447

die sexnorm

 No.800448

need to shite

 No.800449


 No.800450

gonno morph goodnight

 No.800451

sigh

 No.800452

shit

 No.800453

in a reading mood what should i read

 No.800454

read some underage stories

 No.800455

dune

 No.800456

post em

 No.800457

>>800453
My Twisted World

 No.800458

read that it pinched

 No.800459

im listening to it right now and its baste

 No.800460


 No.800461

>>800453
fire up leviticus

 No.800462

biblenorm

 No.800463

read infinite jest

 No.800464

dont

 No.800465

why NOT

 No.800466

need to piss real bad but the cleaning lady is here

 No.800467

big fan of e. rodger's later works

 No.800468

normiot normger

 No.800469

elliot was less norm than half of hima

 No.800470

nah

 No.800471

NOT really

 No.800472

yeah really

 No.800473

elliot was a complicated case very few can truly understand

 No.800474

i understand him he was a norm

 No.800475

you know NOThing of despair

 No.800476

trainee girl called me a strong man the other day i hope that was sarcasm ive spent my whole life striving to be a twig

 No.800477

hate being a strong man wish i was a weak girl instead

 No.800478

jaypee boy

 No.800479

my spinner says it helps with autism

 No.800480


 No.800481

normleak

 No.800482

neat

 No.800483

whats neat about it

 No.800484

the explosions look and sound neat

 No.800485

think im gonno piss myself

 No.800486

think i might start wearing muscle shirts now that i am getting older and fatter

 No.800487

wear aloha shirts instead

 No.800488

cleaning ladys gone gonno bake some potatoes

 No.800489

fry em up instead

 No.800490

too late theyre already baking

 No.800491

you fool

 No.800492

i ate fries yesterday ive a hankering for a nice baked potatoes gonno fry some mushrooms to top them with

 No.800493

you absolute fool

 No.800494

gonno fire up codww2

 No.800495

playin some dota

 No.800496

im chaste

 No.800497

watchin james white

 No.800498


 No.800499

sick of slow internet i tried to get on a network using some wps stuff but they all had wps disabled so i had to go and do the capturing a handshake and attempting to crack it route
surprising to see no wep and no wpa and no wps enabled networks at all

 No.800500

stealing internet is wrong

 No.800501

im incel

 No.800502

if you dont want your internet stolen then choose stronger passwords

 No.800503

finger is swollen from spinning my spinner

 No.800504

strong passwords mean NOThing against the chinks

 No.800505

an easy way to avoid being hacked is to use a meme like ifuccma_n*ass*

 No.800506

wishtofl1pasexy lady

 No.800507

>>800506
https://howsecureismypassword.net/
It would take a computer about 51 QUADRILLION YEARS to crack your password

sexy ladies make everything better again

 No.800508

the sexy lady is in capitals but the filter owned me hard

 No.800509

only 609 million years without the filter

 No.800510

It would take a computer about
42 MINUTES
to crack your password

sigh

 No.800511

It would take a computer about
3 HUNDRED MICROSECONDS
to crack your password

nice crackseki

 No.800512

that means if everyone in china spent a day on my password theyd have it sigh

 No.800513


 No.800514

hooo boy potato and mushrom time theyre flippin great hima

 No.800515

pic

 No.800516

these are the best baked potatoes ive ever aten

 No.800517

>>800515
ill take a pic when im finished im busy eating

 No.800518

愛 baked garlic

 No.800519

get mushroom potatoes from the gargoyles all the time it makes me happy to see fellow potato otaku here with me

 No.800520

i wanted to become potato mate because pasta mate and rice mate were already taken now i need to become some other kind of mate thanks a lot

 No.800521

hate russians almost as much as chinks

 No.800522

become wheat mate

 No.800523

evil grains

 No.800524


 No.800525

the store with the bulk pasta had flour for 22c per lb im going to take a trip one day and stock up on stuff like rice and flour and pasta and salt and sugar

 No.800526

gonno morph

 No.800527

how about staying up aNOTher 7 hours with me insteadd

 No.800528

let me think about that while i morph

 No.800529

going to bathe

 No.800530

>>800520
im morphmate you can have my potato title as long as youre NOT a twigger

 No.800531

what if i am

 No.800532

then die

 No.800533

im max twig

 No.800534

how do we solve the fatneet problem

 No.800535

turts gonno whip the fatneets into shape once we get to the mansion

 No.800536

die lardshamers

 No.800537

fatneets are the most powerful race on the planet

 No.800538

why did cunnilingus give my 愛 handles but no one to hold on to them

 No.800539

i shall hold your 愛 handles

 No.800540

are you a sexy lady

 No.800541

time to sleep

 No.800542

i have risen

 No.800543

might be burning out this world just isnt for me fam

 No.800544

mornin

 No.800545

File: 1530277604372.png (14.78 KB, 488x49, 100slayer.png)

nice

 No.800546

It would take a computer about

1 DAY
to crack your password

uh oh

 No.800547

Back from my visit to Florida! As from NOTicing weak areas with my trip to Hawaii, the organization and navigation setup, I got a considerable improvement on it with this case.

I didn't really do much though, mainly because I wanted to keep this trip as cheap as possible. For the most part, I just hung out at the beach, but I did go to Alexander Springs and the Museum of Science and Industry. I thought of going to the Florida Aquarium, but rejected it as, if I can get an annual pass at MOSI, I could get admittance to the aquarium (and many other things) for much cheaper.

For Alexander Springs, I made several efforts to touch bottom, but I got about 25 to 30 feet under at the most, close. I couldn't get my ears to equalize. I did the usual plugging my nose and trying to breathe out through it but it just wouldn't budge. I even tried blowing pretty hard as well, but I was afpie eating contest of causing damage to my ears so I basically called it from there. Fitness is defiantly something I'm really lacking, but once I can move there, I'll defiantly be working on that as I could go swimming far, far more often. The most awesome thing, however, was when it was raining. For my first time ever, I got to see what things looked like underwater while it was raining. I enjoy being out in the rain, but being sunk in up to my neck in water while it's also raining - the rain isn't going to get you any wetter.

At MOSI, they got a lot smaller. Many of the things I recalled being there before are gone. However, there were 3 things of particular interest, 2 especially so. The first and biggest was that of a robot that would solve any Rubik's Cube, no matter how scrambled up it is, in about 90 seconds and typically in about 25 moves. I recorded a video of it, where it needed 25 moves. The second was that of a virtual reality adventure. It even had a theme-park-like ride aparatus to maximize the immersion. I saw things really appearing in 3D and the detail was incredible! I experienced both the underwater one and the space one. The third thing of interest, the weaker one, was that of the hurricane simulator. It was just the wind only, which got to about 78.5 mph at the most, barely category 1. I'm used to 50 mph winds and what NOT from the place I live (only 25 1/2 days left for that!), but the 78 1/2 mph wasn't all that bad. However, unlike that simulator thing, a real hurricane would have plenty of rain and it would also have debris to go with it.

As far as apartments go, I'm very likely to have one come July 15 or so, but I won't be able to get the keys until August 1. For now, the one has the main focus. I very heavily need to make sure I have a place to live, so even if it's mediocre quality, at least I'll have something. I can upgrade later, perhaps even move to Miami.

For the beaches, well, a lot of areas seem to have paid parking which made the first 3 1/2 hours miserable. Indian Rocks Beach, however, is the best that I can see. John's Pass is second, needed for any late night stuff. I'd need to more thoroughly explore the New Port Richey area though, to find a beach that meets 3 conditions - free parking, no tow threats, and can access at 2 AM. John's Pass, so far, is the only one that meets all 3. It is a bit of a walk to the beach, but there's no known time restrictions. However, it's a good distance away. I did swim out about a quarter mile from shore (using swim fins) and did some free diving, at Indian Rocks Beach, getting 25 feet under and picking up... soil? It wasn't sand out there, it was soil! I recorded a video to prove it and showed what I picked up. When I was 25 feet under, I NOTiced the water was about 7°F cooler as well. At best, I got a visibility of 7 feet, the highest I've ever seen Florida's ocean getting. I also did a good bit of night swimming as well. The bioluminescent plankton was present, but only in a low density - it was hard to see. I did a small bit of free diving and underwater swimming, recording with my Go Pro, in hopes of getting something. I have no idea how good the Go Pro is with low-light settings, but I don't have any other way to record video of it.

As a side NOTe... I seem to be making friends at a phenomenal rate! In just that 8-day period, I got at least 3 acquaintances, or groups of them. I never thought I could be getting friends at this rate! I guess it's just more proof that the place I live is behind a lot of my problems, including getting friends. I didn't get anyone with a boat though, but at this rate, it shouldn't take too long before I'll get a friend who has a boat and 愛s taking their friends out to open ocean for swimming or something.

 No.800548

tldr

 No.800549

>>800547
nice friendllilia

 No.800550

wish i was baste like uli

 No.800551

no passwords found flip

 No.800552

im incel

 No.800553

im volcel

 No.800554

hell yea

 No.800555

cant sleep guess ill play dota

 No.800556

cant decide what sushi bar to play today

 No.800557

watch something instead

 No.800558

nah flip that im making sushi

 No.800559

make sushi after you morph

 No.800560

i just woke up

 No.800561

go back to bed

 No.800562

nah

 No.800563

i hate sushi chefs

 No.800564

make such in my ass norm

 No.800565

whats to hate

 No.800566

got a sub

 No.800567

i hate making sushi and sushi chefs because i pinch at making sushi

 No.800568

cant wait to die

 No.800569

i can

 No.800570

hate dying

 No.800571

i used to be a ghost

 No.800572

sigh tummys rumbling

 No.800573

do NOT anger the sushi chefs

 No.800574

im so despondent about everything
everything i try goes totally wrong
theres no escape from this hole here i feel drained
so far i still havent found a real purpose in life
sometimes im afpie eating contest to get out of bed in the morning
theres NOThing to get up for

 No.800575

gonno feast

 No.800576

think i was korean in my past life

 No.800577

in my past life i was a traveler and trader

 No.800578

>>800574
cheer up emo kid

 No.800579

got the honey musflapper sauce

 No.800580

the water store is open for business

 No.800581

愛 buying water

 No.800582

same its cheap and delicious

 No.800583

why cant i be this cool

 No.800584

Indium Antimonide's properties make it best-easiest to make best efficiency material to replace silicon. Back in 90' someone presented 2 types of transistors running at 80GHz and 200GHz. Could possibility bring THz solutions.

 No.800585

what did you just said

 No.800586

some nerd talking about a possible replacement for silicon
he said that in the 90s there were prototypes running at 80ghz and 200ghz so in the future things could easily go into the terahertz range

 No.800587

my fishing level is now 75

 No.800588

what about your dick level

 No.800589

im so tired but i cant sleep

 No.800590

did you drinked coffee

 No.800591

theres NOThing wrong with silicon no need to replace it

 No.800592

i have no lgf but i need pinch

 No.800593

get a lslave

 No.800594

my langels asleep and i dont want to wake her up im too kind to make her my lslave

 No.800595

Steven Anderson and his beliefs are dangerous. He is so judgmental. He is so wrong in many aspects and levels. He is even Holocaust denier...

 No.800596

>>800590
yeah like 6 hours ago

 No.800597

are you sensitive to it its usually at least 9 hours after i drink something with caffeine before i can actually sleep

 No.800598

never had caffeine before

 No.800599

if i dont take 4 adderall a day ill longmorph for up to 20 hours you wakenorms dont know my struggle

 No.800600

hate waking up with an alarm its NOT even about waking early in the morning because i 愛 it when im waking up early naturally but i have a 25 hours day cycle so even if i had to go to work at 11am i still would eventually end up needing an alarm to wake up and it would make no difference

 No.800601

i usually cant sleep for around 16 hours after i drink caffeine since i have it maybe 3 or 4 times per year

 No.800602


 No.800603

drink about one bottle of coffee by myself everyday so i can have a big mug of black coffee and still morph twenty minutes later

 No.800604

got a 27 or 28 hour sleep cycle its hell

 No.800605

last time i had coffee i started shaking uncontrollably for 2 hours

 No.800606

coffee doesnt come in bottles

 No.800607

die memecycles

 No.800608

>>800606
thermal bottle or kettle fool

 No.800609

alright gonno attempt or morph one last time if this doenst work im going for the eternal sleep option

 No.800610

morph in hel

 No.800611

how can i get a gf like lala

 No.800612

File: 1530294233196.jpg (159.57 KB, 790x1500, 811qvT6BZnL._SL1500_.jpg)


 No.800613

File: 1530294943903.jpg (487.02 KB, 1040x1512, 001.jpg)


 No.800614

>>800611
theres quite a few girls like lala the thing they have in common is that i have flipped them they have been flipped

 No.800615

you neetblog

 No.800616

thats basted neetblog to you

 No.800617

bikes past a group of spics one of them called me a jaypee boy regret NOT telling them to go back to mexico

 No.800618

you cant talk to the 'suz like that

 No.800619

>>800614
i mean one that has both a sexy lady body and a teengirl body

 No.800620

Eating Sounds: HUGE PIZZA PIE ?

NEETBLOG GET IN HERE

 No.800621

instead of switching back and forth just flip her sexy lady body and in a few years she will transform into a teenangel body and then you can find a new lgf and start again once youre done

 No.800622

what if i want both

 No.800623

you get both you fool just NOT at the same time

 No.800624


 No.800625

how come you can only flip a sexy ladies ass

 No.800626

strong urge to jo to children been holding myself back uhh

 No.800627

thats an urban myth
if you try to flip their kitty it will hurt a lot until you stretch it out and they will tell their parents and you risk getting marked by the law enforcement its a double edged sword i really cant recommend it for amateurs

 No.800628

think im gonno go to the caffe across the street and order an espresso

 No.800629

File: 1530296104948.webm (1.18 MB, 700x398, 1527167769549-0.webm)


 No.800630

>>800627
nice yoshinoya

 No.800631

what about this girl can you flip her in her kitty

 No.800632

>>800629
scary do NOT open

 No.800633

>>800620
die you flipper

 No.800634

File: 1530296929580.png (Spoiler Image, 8.55 KB, 69x116, .png)


 No.800635

File: 1530297064685.png (1.02 MB, 1267x636, pmg.png)

nice spread

 No.800636

thats a man isnt it

 No.800637

gonno jo to wandering millennial

 No.800638

dont do it thats what she wants you to do

 No.800639

>>800636
ya thats why its censored

 No.800640

flip you contrarian

 No.800641

wouldnt it be censored either way

 No.800642

no but he doesnt want people to know he had a bulge in his panties

 No.800643

File: 1530297604530.png (501.82 KB, 521x590, 1494223397658.png)


 No.800644

vile roast

 No.800645

feel like having a wank

 No.800646

wish i could wank

 No.800647

simply get a nurse to wank you

 No.800648

thinking about going to an amp but NOT flipping

 No.800649

dont torment the neetgirl you cant possibly comprehend her struggle

 No.800650

File: 1530297883113.png (79.1 KB, 693x436, mino4.png)


 No.800651

>>800645
imagine rm watching you and being disgusted

 No.800652

whats an amp

 No.800653

those horns look like croissants NOT aesthetically pleasing at all

 No.800654

asian massage parlor

 No.800655

>>800649
im NOT a girl

 No.800656

http://www.sacred-texts.com/grim/kos/kos15.htm
anyone tried this invisibility spell does it work

 No.800657


 No.800658


 No.800659

the knuckles one was pnig you cant ban him

 No.800660

saw a nice 911 pass by rn also saw some tc mazda he had katakana stickers on his windshield NOT sure why they do that

 No.800661

morphed for 12 hours

 No.800662

die longmorph

 No.800663


 No.800664

File: 1530299202565.png (259.05 KB, 1000x861, 1530274650934.png)


 No.800665

gonno slumber

 No.800666

baste boomer

 No.800667

File: 1530299438536.png (97.78 KB, 500x375, 1530039981407.png)


 No.800668

File: 1530299700097.jpg (929.46 KB, 3264x2448, 1530068663188.jpg)


 No.800669

basted luddite

 No.800670

File: 1530299836993.jpg (79.96 KB, 960x952, 1522301877267.jpg)

wonder how my mathmates gonno cope with that

 No.800671

>>800668
uli btfo

 No.800672


 No.800673

dont ban him hes baste

 No.800674

feeling like flipping a sexy lady rn but i cant

 No.800675

what will chinks do once theyre replaced by machines

 No.800676


 No.800677

>>800675
scaruffi said that machines and ai decrease unemployment

 No.800678

how come im unemployed then

 No.800679

simply get a job

 No.800680

NOT that simple

 No.800681

wish i could get a job

 No.800682

i can hire you in a few weeks and you can move into my apartment and we can take turns

 No.800683

take turns doing what

 No.800684

flipping sexy ladies

 No.800685

thats highly illegal

 No.800686

STOP. SEXUALIZING. CHILDREN.

oh no

 No.800687


 No.800688

need a computer enthusiast lgf

 No.800689

pc nerd sexy ladies are very rare theyre all into tablets and phones and macbooks and NOT thinkpads or normal pcs

 No.800690


 No.800691

File: 1530304142635.webm (1.28 MB, 640x360, 1530303979426.webm)


 No.800692

flip anime

 No.800693

File: 1530304306392.png (678.43 KB, 1280x720, [Mezashite] Aikatsu Friends! - 011 [003385F0] ….png)


 No.800694

gonno have a wank to that sexual girl

 No.800695

you mustnt

 No.800696

too late

 No.800697

https://youtu.be/O4D6Gusccu4?t=232
what is this does idubbbz NOT live with his The Boss i thought he was one of us

 No.800698

>>800687
>>800690
>>800697
embed or you will regret it

 No.800699

>>800694
whats sexual about her

 No.800700


 No.800701

>>800698
from 232 seconds onward

 No.800702

hey hima im blasting music The Boss went somewhere when i move out there will be many more periods where theres no one home for me to blast

 No.800703


 No.800704

>>800702
BAN THE pie eating contestantS

 No.800705

>>800699
her sensual looking face just screams "flip me" and her slim tight body is begging to be flipped

 No.800706

>>800702
you cant blast music in an apartment

 No.800707

wrong

 No.800708

almost time to go home and neet it up until monday

 No.800709

>>800705
nah youre just a perverted norm

 No.800710

>>800709
no just look at those slender fingers and that pose that advertises to all men that she wants to give them squeezejobs and show off her armpits

 No.800711


 No.800712

fucc you nosex

 No.800713

sexy lady flip is NOT allowed sorry

 No.800714

sexy ladies are sexual beings

 No.800715

i must snap

 No.800716

i cant stop listening to rick astleys together forever

 No.800717

File: 1530306264202-0.jpg (631.7 KB, 1500x1500, cover.jpg)

File: 1530306264202-1.mp3 (7.94 MB, Mandatory Suicide.mp3)


 No.800718

die satanist

 No.800719

wish i was an australian youtuber

 No.800720

are there any cons to hand washing your laundry

 No.800721

ya

 No.800722

ok thanks

 No.800723

tired and pruned fingers

 No.800724

my lgf makes my fingers like that already

 No.800725

ew

 No.800726

yeah its gross

 No.800727

anyone else have the stink

 No.800728

what stink

 No.800729

you know

 No.800730

who should i ban sorry i was racing

 No.800731

ban all chavs gopniks and bogans

 No.800732

chris is right youtube removed chinauncensored from their search autocomplete

 No.800733

NOTiced that weeks ago

 No.800734

aNOTher slow day only 4 people have come in

 No.800735

how did trainee girl fare

 No.800736

got the plum sauce ready

 No.800737

i guess she did fine
scape boss is over there today so hes fixing everything that needs to be fixed
he thanked me for finding a typo in a flyer he made but i never told him directly i only told trainee girl about it
maybe next week ill get a full day with trainee girl

 No.800738

ask her about periods women can go on and on about them and it gets them in the mood

 No.800739

vile

 No.800740

i was thinking about bring up coffee and tea since she seems to really like both

 No.800741

nah dont break up any of that shite youll reek of incel talk about pants

 No.800742

i dont think pnig is incel

 No.800743

got the plum sauce ready

 No.800744

>>800741
if i do that she will start looking at my pants and see my vpl and get creeped out that might be a good thing

 No.800745

plumnorm

 No.800746

trainee girl does that "yassss" thing a lot and seems almost condescendingly amazed when i do things like tell her item codes or answer questions she has
one of the worst was when she said "wow, look at you!" when i told her how to ring up a certain item

 No.800747

what a dumb bitch

 No.800748

hate the trainee girl arc

 No.800749

you need to make her life a living hell as a manager

 No.800750

File: 1530311183362.jpg (4.58 MB, 4160x3120, 20180629_182015.jpg)

walmart has a clearance on gopros i bought the last one at the local store rode the cbr there and got a lot of attention since i wasnt wearing any gear outside of a helmet and g愛s so the 17.5s were on display

 No.800751

the what

 No.800752

i plead the fifth

 No.800753

>>800749
how can i do that

 No.800754

just blog to her

 No.800755

i already do but she flips it and does the same to me last time she started talking about organic milk that comes in glass bottles and how it tastes how milk is supposed to taste and then she said that the farm does butter making classes
making butter does NOT require a class it is very simple

 No.800756

flip you smartnorm

 No.800757

my friend hasnt talked to me for a year

 No.800758

nice we needed a new friend stopped talking to me gimmick since freak left

 No.800759

all you need to make butter is cream and a jar and a marble

 No.800760

my friends are h ere

 No.800761

wish i had some sexy lady friends

 No.800762

friendship doesnt exist outside of anime

 No.800763

nah

 No.800764

is it ok to eat jarred sauce when eating pasta

 No.800765

the good old days

 No.800766

wish to boost a sexy lady

 No.800767

make it happen

 No.800768

The white jitterbug is oftener than NOT uncouth to look at ... but his Negro original is quite aNOTher matter. His movements are never so exaggerated that they lack control, and there is an unmistakable dignity about his most violent figures...there is a remarkable amount of improvisation ... mixed in ... with Lindy Hop figures. Of all the ballroom dances these prying eyes have seen, this is unquestionably the finest.

things didnt change much

 No.800769

got some beer and doritos livin the dream

 No.800770


 No.800771

time to watch bnha

 No.800772

one thing all these shounen anime have in common is the mc does impossibly hard physical training every single day
should i work out and NOT turt work out or work out in a gym but train my muscles with rigorous body exercises

 No.800773

do the mates in gundam train

 No.800774

whats turt work out

 No.800775

church uses the esv and every scripture out of that book seems so lame wish i lived near a kjv church

 No.800776

the mate in mirai nikki does NOT train neither does souma in shokugeki no souma i think youre bullshitting me

 No.800777

File: 1530317485525.jpg (13.37 KB, 210x230, poster,210x230,f8f8f8-pad,210x230,f8f8f8.lite-….jpg)

conan doesnt train either

 No.800778

The Boss found the tsantsa box

 No.800779

File: 1530317684305.png (232.84 KB, 750x1000, 0493c8ecaa28e488be5b19cdbe3253d7.png)

crying

 No.800780

naruto ichigo deku luffy and asta train thats all the shounen mcs that matter

 No.800781

stop crying nakamushi

 No.800782

made 8 dollars today hehe

 No.800783

>>800780
are you forgetting that goku is an olympic ambassador how does he NOT matter

 No.800784

oh wendy

 No.800785

>>800783
flip goku

 No.800786

time to crack open my second blogweiser

 No.800787


 No.800788

baste

 No.800789


 No.800790

thinking of having a can of bull

 No.800791

>>800787
basted

 No.800792

am i baste
lets find out

 No.800793

im baste hehe

 No.800794


 No.800795

shes pretty underage

 No.800796

how can you tell shes all covered up

 No.800797

power grows out of the barrel of a gun

 No.800798

always liked girls in religious clothing

 No.800799

perhaps her modesty is what is attractive

 No.800800

>>800771
what arc are you on

 No.800801


 No.800802

need to figure out a way to suppress my murderous intent

 No.800803

>>800780
what about saitama gon killua and yusuke

 No.800804

same

 No.800805

turt just kill someone to see how it feels

 No.800806

sigh cant wait to go to heaven

 No.800807

heaven pinches

 No.800808

better to reign in hell than serve in heaven

 No.800809

cunnilingus rules heaven and hell

 No.800810


 No.800811

hell has no sexy ladies since they are angels

 No.800812

if cunnilingus 愛d me i wouldnt be incel

 No.800813

>>800803
is yyh considered shounen

 No.800814

meant to post this one

 No.800815

cunnilingus doesnt real

 No.800816

cunnilingus has a plan for you

 No.800817

The Boss and dad are fighting again

 No.800818

record it

 No.800819

>>800813
i think so ya

 No.800820

>>800816
"cull the herd"

 No.800821

the lord is my shepherd

 No.800822

sayonara bye bye

 No.800823

genki de ite ne

 No.800824

phew thought it was winter with all the dandruff ive been shedding

 No.800825

please use a medicated shampoo the next time you bathe

 No.800826

feelin an earlymorph

 No.800827

never shampooed before

 No.800828

dandruff and dry scalp are NOT the same and medicated shampoo wont fix dry scalp

 No.800829

how did this thread only get 700 posts in 3 months hima is boosting dead

 No.800830

it was in the reserves

 No.800831

because you banned everyone

 No.800832

about to do the bartman

 No.800833

tonights sauce is roasted tomato and garlic

 No.800834

kitty is zooming

 No.800835

ended up paying for an unlimited data plan just need to figure out how to bypass the hotspot limit

 No.800836

File: 1530322980583.jpg (154.2 KB, 1237x1142, 1530317508514.jpg)

my man dont read this

 No.800837

bnha is baste as hell

 No.800838

>>800835
never heard of a hotspot limit

 No.800839

>>800837
told you what episode are you on

 No.800840

>>800836
what the boost 237k likes

 No.800841


 No.800842

just installed neokylin

 No.800843

die chink

 No.800844


 No.800845

>>800838
its like 10gb for hotspot but phones get actual unlimited use

 No.800846

>>800828
yes it will

 No.800847


 No.800848


 No.800849

ok no need to worry i guess you can just hook the computer to the phone via usb and use the phones actual unlimited data gonno go crazy with this

 No.800850


 No.800851

wish i was chink

 No.800852

File: 1530324607076.jpg (64.97 KB, 680x680, 1530321267747.jpg)

still like this image

 No.800853

is that a homonculus reference

 No.800854

your chicken nugget structure gives my chicken nugget structure

 No.800855

forgot about the filter boost

 No.800856

gonno rage

 No.800857

>>800850
hasnt even began episode 12 is basted

 No.800858

>>800857
ill pick it up tomorrow at this The Bossent i must morph

 No.800859

the hotspot is 15mbps down and 9mbps up doesnt seem too bad

 No.800860

there must be a way to circumvent the limit

 No.800861

you can either root the phone and run the tether through a vpn or attach the phone to the computer with a usb cable and use it like that

 No.800862

fool just use the usb then

 No.800863

should i read heavens feel i stopped after ubw

 No.800864

making some pasta

 No.800865

im motherflipping clutch

 No.800866


 No.800867

norming millenial

 No.800868

im incel

 No.800869

>>800859
thats faster than any internet ive had in my life

 No.800870

Fire-Roasted Tomato and Garlic
In the Tuscan countryside, Sienese cooks roast fresh tomatoes over an open flame to bring out a deep, rich flavor. This tradition inspired our Fire Roasted Tomato & Garlic recipe. Gather around your hearth and enjoy this well-balanced, rustic sauce.

 No.800871

also just woke up hows it goin hima

 No.800872

NOT much gonno jerk it to roaming millennial in less than 3 minutes

 No.800873

who is roaming millenial check her insta she looks vile

 No.800874

>>800871
going fine dont forget to read and highlight

 No.800875

>>800872
>>800866
ban this mate already

 No.800876

File: 1530327024963.jpg (480.76 KB, 2048x1536, 1466830444269.jpg)

respecting wamen is jp related

 No.800877

>>800874
i read but im NOT gonno highlight sorry

 No.800878

if you want to build a new pc you can go to ironside computers

 No.800879

it takes maybe 30 minutes to put together computer parts

 No.800880

cant believe the norms turned against dovy

 No.800881

the real pros do it in less than 3 minutes

 No.800882

dont otherwise u train ur dick to cum in 3 mins do it to a 15 min timer and make her actually 愛 you

 No.800883

ban

 No.800884

getting scape vids in my reccomends now

 No.800885

i cant stop farsperming

 No.800886

cant farsperm

 No.800887

read fartsperming hehe

 No.800888

gonno watch some one piece and then morph

 No.800889


 No.800890

hk is epic

 No.800891

time to mop

 No.800892

might rage

 No.800893

siss mouth was stained from the cottees when she told me she wants to move to tasmania

 No.800894

tasmania pinches why would you do that

 No.800895

i think shes horny

 No.800896

stop ausposting

 No.800897

crikey

 No.800898

nobody likes

 No.800899

File: 1530328959290.jpg (11.48 KB, 225x225, 225px-Mlxg.jpg)


 No.800900


 No.800901

is that a boy

 No.800902

cant wait to begin my gopnik training

 No.800903

time for my nightly babylon usa rewatching

 No.800904

stream it i cant find it anywhere

 No.800905


 No.800906

baste

 No.800907

that reminds me i was going to get a rug to put on my wall

 No.800908

ordered a confederate flag gonno put it on my balc

 No.800909

sir this is a christian server

 No.800910

wonder what my final form during the last arc will look like

 No.800911

think ill snack on some human souls

 No.800912

愛 pointing the fan at my bhole

 No.800913


 No.800914

there are two things i 愛 in this world

 No.800915

未来が眩しくて見えない gonno jo

 No.800916

beans beans good for your heart

 No.800917

the more you eat the more you toot

 No.800918


 No.800919

time for a shower and a shave ok

 No.800920

expected a sexy lady got a fatmate sigh

 No.800921

thats NOT just any fat mate you fool

 No.800922

flip boogie

 No.800923

mates today I brushed past a girl today, it was such a thrilling experience seriously felt like my entire world just changed for the better and I've finally met the women of my life. I'm going to wait in this exact same spot the same time everyday for the next month hoping I come across this amazing woman again. Remember mates, no sex before marriage.

 No.800924

remember i had a tug of war contest when i was a teen and fell backwards into a cute chink and landed on her soft body that was the closest ill ever be to a female

 No.800925

thinking of starting a youtube channel what should it be about

 No.800926

>>800924
did her ribs snap

 No.800927

no im twig

 No.800928

wish a female would beat me up

 No.800929

miss being a fat flip sigh being twig is no fun

 No.800930

simply start eating

 No.800931

its NOT that simple

 No.800932

just drank a bottle of creamer still twig sigh

 No.800933

my torso is fat but my arms are still twig

 No.800934

should i read one piece

 No.800935

want to eat but NOThing to eat gotta go out to get it sigh

 No.800936

eating some baklava

 No.800937

wish i had some i been eating cashew but there were only 15 pieces

 No.800938

oh cunnilingus all the spring anime are ending what the hell am i going to watch the rest of summer

 No.800939

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCzpEqJOoiGGklQB32E9dXKw/videos
unflipping believable this sexy lady i was following for years is now a dyke teenbitch

 No.800940

wish i had some turkish baklava its NOT as sweet

 No.800941

>>800939
plumber

 No.800942

>>800938
boruto

 No.800943


 No.800944

dont post that reprobate

 No.800945

hes baste

 No.800946

watch this instead

 No.800947

time for the lasta my pasta

 No.800948

im proud to be an american

 No.800949

The Bosss bringing the wine home hb

 No.800950

dont drink too much

 No.800951

File: 1530337814620.jpg (86.14 KB, 600x395, Washington pentagram.jpg)

what the flip

 No.800952

how much is too much

 No.800953

a whole bottle

 No.800954

normally i drink two or three sorry

 No.800955

fool

 No.800956

NOThin foolish

 No.800957


 No.800958

its real

 No.800959

im real i hope

 No.800960

used to be real

 No.800961

flip dota i hate this sushi bar

 No.800962

play some pangya

 No.800963

always drink too much when its wine

 No.800964

File: 1530338944631.jpg (396.67 KB, 700x586, 63fad53d72e7a8592f4a1efcab184352.jpg)

underage #3

 No.800965

>>800962
no im just gonno scape and read mange for the rest of my life

 No.800966

>>800947
die lastapasta

 No.800967

crying again remembering scooby doo mystery inc

 No.800968

why

 No.800969

really miss it the art was great and it was beautiful to watch it was funny and i enjoy the mystery format

 No.800970

what the hell is wrong with you

 No.800971

sigh gonno morph wish i could watch it again

 No.800972

nice ksyusha

 No.800973

die pednorm

 No.800974

okotowari

 No.800975

The Boss brought the wine time to drink

 No.800976


 No.800977

deleted

 No.800978

File: 1530344959513.jpg (Spoiler Image, 396.84 KB, 1400x983, a1a5ec2e0ea4adc7f86457eafea12850.jpg)

pure girl

 No.800979

>>800977
it wasnt actually a sexy lady it was a shirtless mate smoking weed

 No.800980

that is the opposite of pure

 No.800981

really recommend putting coffee beans in your ice cream this is choice

 No.800982

dont describe things as choice in my presence ever again

 No.800983

it is a choice choice of words

 No.800984

die

 No.800985

should i get a catheter for long making sushi sessions

 No.800986

just pee yourself

 No.800987

i dont see why NOT

 No.800988

File: 1530349421408.jpg (Spoiler Image, 125.87 KB, 960x905, c.jpg)


 No.800989

wish i was baste like uli

 No.800990

eating some toast

 No.800991

toaster is broken cant make toast will a blowtorch work

 No.800992

i dont see why NOT

 No.800993

forget it ill just make french toast NOT skilled enough to cook like masaokis

 No.800994

dont like french toast its too sweet

 No.800995

only use a little syrup

 No.800996

>>800893
she read that all tasmanians are inbred she wants you to flip her

 No.800997

going to cut my bangs like youmu

 No.800998

use scissors you fool a swords NOT meant to cut hair

 No.800999

File: 1530367271751.png (467.07 KB, 745x821, 1530367087032.png)

whats the deal with norms that make and watch this crap
im looking at you linus poster/eatgirl poster/gmm poster/food rager poster

the luna poster is fine though

 No.801000

>>800999
load up some adam cornette

 No.801001

world cup time boys

 No.801002

just woke up

 No.801003


 No.801004

>>800999
scape boss gets starbucks each day i bet he will get one of these

 No.801005

mass downloading anime for the inevitable internet outtage
any recommendations

 No.801006

what country are you from

 No.801007

flipping comcast is killing me here with these slow downs

 No.801008

i have downs

 No.801009


 No.801010

today i will do NOThing

 No.801011


 No.801012

im incel

 No.801013

gonno fire up the audio book

 No.801014

gonno fire up the incel

 No.801015

does anyone want to join me in my murder spree

 No.801016

yeah

 No.801017

murdernorm

 No.801018

sigh flip summer

 No.801019

took a photo of myself i look like a chimp

 No.801020

nobody has ever taken a photo of me

 No.801021

>>801019
gonno have to see that pic
>>801020
todays the day

 No.801022


 No.801023

replace all linus embeds with pastor anderson videos

 No.801024

need some hard preaching

 No.801025

got a fresh can of crisco and half a smoot of aged nutria time to whip up one of my famous blogwiches™

 No.801026

sigh accidentally emailed trainee girl a picture of my dick

 No.801027

post it

 No.801028

flip you liar
scape boss sent the schedule for next week i dont have any days with the trainee girl
scape boss keeps scheduling himself with her at the slow store and i know that store does NOT require two people

 No.801029

hima hima

 No.801030

she probably requested to NOT have to work with the creep

 No.801031

women run away when they see me

 No.801032


 No.801033

if she thought i was a creep i dont think she would touch me at all or stand inches away from me or sit on a counter talking to me when there was a chair in the back
i blame scape boss

 No.801034

she does that to keep you from snapmurdering her

 No.801035

>>801022
nice luke saying that the thumbnails for linus tech tips are cancerous clickbait

 No.801036

im grouper

 No.801037

sigh need to shit badly

 No.801038

File: 1530379373992.jpg (395.6 KB, 640x649, 45c777a4694af169808d369bdeacabdf.jpg)


 No.801039

i too need to shit badly
brother we will have a gentleneets standoff the first to shit loses i wish you the best of luck

 No.801040

hi hima woke up stretched showered coffeed and went out for lunch with dad now im back hows it going

 No.801041

im incel

 No.801042

eating at incel in the box

 No.801043

>>801038
dont remember number 3 being that underage

 No.801044

shat and clogged the toilet hehe The Bosss gonno rage

 No.801045

>>801040
go to hell already dadnorm

 No.801046

havent clogged in the toilet in a while this new one has superb suction

 No.801047

NOThing norm

 No.801048

dead hours

 No.801049

eatin raisins

 No.801050

hate raisins

 No.801051

why its great

 No.801052

theyre gross and wrinkly its like eating grandmas

 No.801053

https://www.twitch.tv/oldschoolrs
the big sushi bar is on get in here

 No.801054

nice rot donation event

 No.801055

gonno win this for hima

 No.801056

nice esl mic

 No.801057

still holding my shite

 No.801058

you are a better man than i

 No.801059

File: 1530385704647.jpg (288.76 KB, 640x649, 8ab74dc630f1d84e55589b84b214b28b.jpg)

>>801043
she is incredibly underage

 No.801060

shes making the same face that girls make when they watch a mate jo

 No.801061

oh cunnilingus please dont post anymore knd

 No.801062

why NOT

 No.801063

yeah why NOT #3 is asking for it

 No.801064

>>801041
prove it

 No.801065

File: 1530386517707.jpg (157.34 KB, 750x1334, 48987958_p0.jpg)


 No.801066

is 2L of tea each day too much

 No.801067

cunnilingus i really need to jo to number 3 after i finish my roaming millenial jo

 No.801068

can you jo with your anus

 No.801069

ya but it would make you cool

 No.801070

how does turt do it

 No.801071

>>801066
youre addicted

 No.801072

miss zbrushmate

 No.801073

>>801070
hes cool

 No.801074


 No.801075

hate clanmanmode

 No.801076

just longmorphed a 15er gonno mutate

 No.801077

drink bleach and die mutant

 No.801078

careful

 No.801079

>>801053
basted

 No.801080

mate with a jolly roger attacked me in the wildy

 No.801081

ahoy mates

 No.801082

gonno shower for the first time in a week

 No.801083


 No.801084

did i ever tell you mates why melted butter makes popcorn soggy buy clarified butter does NOT

 No.801085

cant start the day without a shower

 No.801086

i end my day with a shower and then i jo and then i wake up and jo again

 No.801087

die jeor

 No.801088

i joed in my sleep last night hehe

 No.801089

that was NOT you joing in your sleep that was a demon joing you

 No.801090

hope it was a sexy lady demon

 No.801091


 No.801092

woke up just in time for dmm 1v1s drinking some coffee hows it goin hima

 No.801093

gonno incel

 No.801094

time to fire up a sushi bar

 No.801095

put some hydrogen peroxide in me nose hurt like hell

 No.801096

going to stop being incel next week

 No.801097

>>801092
goin great im drinkin coffee as well hehe gonno watch the raynor rework spotlight and then scape a bit

 No.801098


 No.801099

everyones awake now time to morph

 No.801100

>>801098
i find it hard to believe that this is must see NOT gonno click

 No.801101

never seen luke without facial hair

 No.801102

kitty extra slimy today

 No.801103

i hope skill specs wins

 No.801104

>>801102
did you watch the linus volley ball video

 No.801105

i will win

 No.801106

gonno swashbuckle

 No.801107

>>801104
no i got the battler banner

 No.801108

hate curtis he seems like he wears diapers

 No.801109

think im gonno play dmm this season

 No.801110

its already too late to start

 No.801111

i meant next season

 No.801112

File: 1530390732349.jpg (97.94 KB, 946x562, 1530386803891.jpg)

this is my final form

 No.801113

big boobs are gross

 No.801114

>>801112
underage

 No.801115

argued with some roast on twitter why do i even waste my time doing that

 No.801116

why do you have a twitter

 No.801117

>>801115
youre norm as hell

 No.801118

>>801115
die twitnorm

 No.801119

ive got the stink

 No.801120

got that flapper smell

 No.801121

hope my main man torvesta wins

 No.801122

die

 No.801123

bored whats a good sushi bar to play

 No.801124

action quake 2

 No.801125

dont play a sushi bar watch something instead

 No.801126

why

 No.801127


 No.801128

>>801126
>>801127
video sushi bars and scape are for norms

 No.801129

nah youre the norm

 No.801130

i know thats why they call me the normblob

 No.801131

nice kuroyukihime

 No.801132

die tdog

 No.801133

File: 1530394755274.jpg (163.22 KB, 850x1200, __kuroyukihime_accel_world_drawn_by_miyane_aki….jpg)

cant believe kuroyukihime lost

 No.801134

sneezed

 No.801135

scape boss keeps calling me papi

 No.801136

nice ppapi

 No.801137

chipped my tooth last night while biting my nail it feels weird

 No.801138

stop biting your nails

 No.801139

it chipped while i was biting my lgfs nipple

 No.801140

File: 1530398418868.jpg (233.2 KB, 600x800, 2cdeb9e78808f4e27afce9654188571c.jpg)


 No.801141

>>801140
>>801139
die gross sexnorms

 No.801142

hello sir your daughter calls me daddy too

 No.801143

>>801140
is that a boy

 No.801144

still holding that shite

 No.801145

File: 1530398772099.png (332.95 KB, 1539x2500, 68018754_p0.png)


 No.801146

thats NOT as underage

 No.801147

her face is the best part

 No.801148

nice unlisted linus video

 No.801149

cummed

 No.801150

stop jerking it to #3

 No.801151

gonno make some tuna melts

 No.801152

spermed

 No.801153

File: 1530399666206.jpg (647.37 KB, 1200x803, e1a215a1924dec9eb81b0d1fabeed6f8.jpg)


 No.801154

isnt that a banner

 No.801155

yes

 No.801156

>>801153
does this happen

 No.801157

all the time

 No.801158

wish a girl would look at me like akebono is looking at the viewer

 No.801159

ive returned from the asian grocery store

 No.801160

what did you get

 No.801161

some asians

 No.801162

chink

 No.801163

lots of ito en some rice drink instant durian sticky rice soba noodles chili paste seaweed ramen snack soybean paste sesame oil strawberry daifuku glutinous sesame rice balls and some pocari sweat time to fire up a chink movie

 No.801164

go to daiso

 No.801165

soybean boy

 No.801166

killin vetion

 No.801167

en route to pk you

 No.801168

did you get any ito en dark

 No.801169

got the jasmine green tea and green tea with roasted rice and a green plum juice

 No.801170

File: 1530400724403.jpg (139.82 KB, 1000x1000, 1530395871536.jpg)

would this work

 No.801171

hate random dick pain

 No.801172

if i became a norm just to flip teenangels would you mates mind if i still posted here

 No.801173

only if you shared

 No.801174

yeah bring them back to the mansion

 No.801175

why would she reach for the key if she got out already

 No.801176

she wants to unlock her swimsuit

 No.801177

its ripped

 No.801178

its NOT ripped

 No.801179

>>801169
nice genmaicha hell yeah

 No.801180


 No.801181

can i still post here after i flip trainee girl

 No.801182

no

 No.801183

there are plenty of people posting here that arent loser incels they just keep quiet about it and joke about being a neet dweebs living in a mansion alongside you

 No.801184

onseki flipped half of japan plus brownlittle baby and delilittle baby and hes the flippin admin now so whatever

 No.801185

die

 No.801186


 No.801187

im NOT an incel im a volcel

 No.801188

im volincel

 No.801189

same

 No.801190

volcels dont exist theres obviously something wrong with your brain that makes you afpie eating contest of performing a biological imperative so its incel even if you think its a choice

 No.801191

>>801186
you cant ban turt

 No.801192

watch me

 No.801193

its volcel til im married flapper

 No.801194

im volcel for life

 No.801195

baste apostle paul

 No.801196

flashbacked about the time my penis bled and now im squirming

 No.801197

oog me want flip me flip me want eat me steal me angry me murder boog biological imperative oog

 No.801198

doc said i was sterile at age 12 after penis pains he said by plumbing was flipped the i had surgery

 No.801199

>>801197
excuse me

 No.801200

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA==AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA==

 No.801201

sigh

 No.801202

nice flapper

 No.801203

worried about my tooth

 No.801204

same got a cavity and it aches every morning

 No.801205

left side of my teeth sting whenever i bite on something sweet with them do i have a cavity

 No.801206

File: 1530403760870.png (1.57 MB, 1151x1787, 75d01bfb74f83b848c2815b0ca882181.png)

thanks sis

 No.801207

just ate a whole cucumber

 No.801208

>>801180
sigh ok i wont them

 No.801209

gonno clean my teeth now because of what you mates are saying i got scared

 No.801210

use mouthwash too

 No.801211

and floss

 No.801212

make sure your mouthwash isnt acidic

 No.801213

use a salt water rinse

 No.801214


 No.801215

im the sorcerous stabber neetblog

 No.801216

>>801210
okay
>>801211
i dont have any floss and i dont know how to

 No.801217

flossing is for poofters

 No.801218

use a piece of string

 No.801219

plum juice is fantastic

 No.801220

File: 1530405076340.jpg (110.26 KB, 1280x720, [HorribleSubs] Darling in the FranXX - 23 [720….jpg)

hes a gayboy now

 No.801221

get some plum sauce too

 No.801222

stopped watching that show it was boring and stupid

 No.801223

playing with the dog

 No.801224

made two tuna melts with mayo cheese and hotsauce time to eat

 No.801225

i had two earlier but i ran out of mayo so it was just cheese and hotsauce

 No.801226

melt in hell

 No.801227

i said i was going to clean my teeth nearly an hour ago but i still havent worked up the energy to get out of my chair

 No.801228

tuna melts sound disgusting

 No.801229

im incel

 No.801230

cant say melt without thinking about vocaloid

 No.801231

got food stuck in my gum once and it swelled and was leaking pus hehe had to take The Bosss painkillers just to sleep

 No.801232

cant say vocaloid without thinking about being incel

 No.801233

but being part of the vocaloid fandom is a surefire way to be able to flip a girl

 No.801234

>>801231
what happened

 No.801235

what do you mean what happened

 No.801236

did it heal or what

 No.801237

you know

 No.801238

eventually the gum swelled so much you could open it like a flap and i just dug the piece of food out and it went back to normal after a few days

 No.801239

File: 1530407087444.jpg (526.43 KB, 1000x1732, konstantin-vasiliev-swans-19673-e1274032211985.jpg)


 No.801240

what the fuck is a futari sexy ladies anyway

 No.801241

futanari sexy ladies

 No.801242

>>801238
that happened to herkz once

 No.801243

sir this is a christian server

 No.801244


 No.801245

ban

 No.801246

this is better

 No.801247

this is better

 No.801248

thats the cantonese one

 No.801249

A lot of the time, children raised by single parents grow up to become Serial Killers, Psychopaths or worst of all: Weeaboos.

 No.801250

File: 1530407881625.jpg (86.21 KB, 1280x720, [HorribleSubs] Darling in the FranXX - 23 [720….jpg)

why couldnt i have a giant gf why does this reality have to be so utterly bad

 No.801251

havent heard someone say weeaboos in a while

 No.801252

have a listen

 No.801253

>>801251
die weeb

 No.801254

think i got called a weeaboo 2 years ago had a aoba rubber thing attached to my backpack walked past buy a group of mates and heard one say something like damn weeaboos

 No.801255

dont think ive ever heard that word said out loud

 No.801256

File: 1530408957848.jpg (3.79 MB, 3120x4160, 20180630_125253.jpg)

The Boss let me put some of my drawings up on my door

 No.801257

nice

 No.801258

hey hima mutated 245 posts gonno mutate a lot more soon

 No.801259

thats your decision and i respect it

 No.801260

nice keep it up and you might beat my record of 500000 posts mutated

 No.801261

might actually start learning to paint

 No.801262

never been called a weeb because im NOT a fag

 No.801263

cant draw or paint because dysgraphia

 No.801264

told The Boss theres rabbits on the moon making mochi she said at least they have jobs

 No.801265

stairs

 No.801266

ynaj

 No.801267

hate nausea

 No.801268

think i have adhd

 No.801269

>>801263
kids always made fun of my neat handwriting saying i write like a girl

 No.801270

will treasure my neet years for as long as i live i may have lost a lot of my humanity but i gained insight that most men will never even begin to touch upon

 No.801271

sigh mutant must have mutated that post i really enjoyed reading it 500000 posts ago

 No.801272

>>801269
are you a girl

 No.801273

never learned how to hold a pencil

 No.801274

File: 1530409703492.jpg (126.48 KB, 1200x652, Dg9PGZ1UEAAfQjb.jpg)


 No.801275

never learned how to read

 No.801276

my handwriting is awful

 No.801277

what happened to the walmart deli mate

 No.801278

The Boss brought leftover cake from the sexy lady neighbors birthday party

 No.801279

enjoy eating cake

 No.801280

>>801277
fatal accident while slicing ham on his first shift

 No.801281

why are abcs so ugly

 No.801282


 No.801283

>>801278
it has sexy lady drool on it dont eat it

 No.801284

never liked cake even as a kid

 No.801285

hate sweets they make my mouth ph go crazy hate em

 No.801286

too late

 No.801287

almost had a cry watching one piece

 No.801288

norm piece

 No.801289

still holding in me shite

 No.801290

how do i learn something productive

 No.801291

close hima

 No.801292

doing forget to say rabbit rabbit tomorrow

 No.801293


 No.801294

>>801289
just go already youre gonno explode your ass

 No.801295

gave the kitty some milk

 No.801296

>>801292
i already said it

 No.801297

making some bacon soup

 No.801298

make some one bean soup

 No.801299

nah make silly soup instead

 No.801300

pee soup

 No.801301

holy flip look at that pepe this mate must be and epic meme lord

 No.801302

>>801301
hate this mate more than any other normtuber that gets posted

 No.801303

why do you hate him

 No.801304

>>801301
stop posting that reflapper and his awful pokeman card videos

 No.801305

are his non pokemon videos ok to post

 No.801306

>>801303
literally everything

 No.801307

>>801305
do you take pleasure out of annoying others on hima or what is it

 No.801308

why does strelizia apus look like arceus from pokemon

 No.801309

new super manga is out

 No.801310

scratched the scalp and it started snowing

 No.801311

grosssssssss

 No.801312

its natural

 No.801313

so is poop

 No.801314


 No.801315


 No.801316

vegan stains

 No.801317

nah flip you linknorm

 No.801318

April's USED PC Parts Hunt - The BOGAN is BACK!
no get in here

 No.801319

slam jam

 No.801320

anyone know a good cornucopia of violin sheet music

 No.801321

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apis_(deity)
https://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Arceus_(Pokémon)#Evolution
>Arceus is particularly basted on a creator deity, present in many world cultures. Arceus's stance and general form are similar to Egyptian bull and calf idols, particularly Apis
nice trigger

 No.801322

>>801320
no i dont read music

 No.801323

no but i have some sheet music for the skin flute

 No.801324


 No.801325

sigh fired up my violin but all i have are the books i used to learn it like 15 years ago i have a NOTe from my teacher on this song that says fantastic dated (12-06-04)

 No.801326

wish i was a bogan

 No.801327

wish i was abo

 No.801328

saw a mate with an abo flag on his shirt few days ago looked very white though

 No.801329

most of the people who are really into abo identity are like 1/32 aboriginal

 No.801330

pokemon platinum was released in 2008
what the hell i thought it was relatively modern it was the last one i actually played

 No.801331


 No.801332

heart gold was the last one i played

 No.801333

never played normemon

 No.801334

same

 No.801335

uh 2008 is modern that was practically yesterday

 No.801336

this bacon soup is good

 No.801337

what the fuck the bogan city mate is a farsight norm

 No.801338

never had bacon soup whats it like

 No.801339

theres potato onion garlic and cream and cheese and bacon

 No.801340


 No.801341

that sounds really good

 No.801342

the norms call it loaded potato soup

 No.801343

thats NOT a bacon soup its a loaded potato soup

 No.801344

ive got a loaded soup for you right here

 No.801345

wish to flip a sexy lady

 No.801346

$30 for glasses is pretty cheap i might pick up a pair from them what do you mates recommend

 No.801347

from who

 No.801348

the glasses link in the bogan city video

 No.801349

>>801320
i think you can find some back on scv

 No.801350

hoooooooly shit

 No.801351

really need to shit hima i cant hold it much longer

 No.801352

>>801346
get a nice pair of justins

 No.801353

do you feel it knocking

 No.801354

its been knocking for 7 hours

 No.801355


 No.801356

>>801340
NOT bad wish you could sort by most popular while its filtered

 No.801357

i need to post something

 No.801358

lets hear it

 No.801359

dont post it under any circumstances

 No.801360

its a video

 No.801361

the only pokemon sushi bar ive played is gold

 No.801362

is it illegal

 No.801363

can i post my gf

 No.801364

no

 No.801365

crying

 No.801366

only played blue on my gbc and then silver

 No.801367

normahira

 No.801368

i was tricking you i dont have a gf

 No.801369

overnight someone put a NOTe on my bike it was signed "from your friendly neighbor xoxo"
was already self conscious about walking to the bike now this makes it worse

 No.801370

that was me

 No.801371

oh ok i wont mind then

 No.801372

crying hard

 No.801373

dad said only jaypee boys cry

 No.801374

>>801365
die weebnorm

 No.801375

>>801369
post a pic of the NOTe

 No.801376

>>801372
die weebnorm

 No.801377

ano listen here kisama you dont shiru dare youre talking to desu ka

 No.801378

>>801369
thats creepy

 No.801379


 No.801380

i was going to print out a response at the water store but i never got the chance so its still there
it looked like a girls handwriting but you never know

 No.801381

sobbing uncontrollably

 No.801382

nice slam jam

 No.801383

wonder if trainee girl watches anything good if that fma opening theme showed up on her pandora account

 No.801384

the ggo anime literally ended with a fanservice bit
no finale NOT even the ed playing in the background of anything

 No.801385

what did you expect

 No.801386

this might be my favorite mosaicwav song besides queen of mosaic.girls

 No.801387

die slam jammer

 No.801388

NOThing it was a fun anime the staff is totally different from sao so i was half expecting something else but its fine just a throwaway spring anime

 No.801389

older mosaic.wav had a really nice sound to it before they started that electronic bagpipe sound

 No.801390

im NOT the slam jammer i only posted >>801386

 No.801391

gonno durianstickyrice

 No.801392

>>801386
what do you think about this one

 No.801393

isnt magical hacker kurukuru risk their first song ever
lets say im 18 for the sake of convenience hehe

 No.801394

japnorm hours flip this

 No.801395

slam jam

 No.801396

it was one of their first yeah

 No.801397

gonno avoid the embed slam jammer on the textboard

 No.801398

i really like the lyrics on this one

 No.801399

same see you there

 No.801400


 No.801401

wonder who i will get to work at my store since it seems like scape boss is keeping trainee girl at the slow store

 No.801402

>>801398
せんおさくしゅとらのまきせんおさくしゅとらのまきせんおさくしゅとらのまき hehe 愛 that one wish i knew enough kanji to be able to read the lyrics

騎(き)・剣(けん)・槍(そう)・弓(きゅう)・挟み撃ち
合戦・先陣・陣がなめ
ひとつきひととせ ゆらりゆらり(言の葉が舞い落ちる)
行軍進軍 いったりきたり(待ち伏せて攻め落とす)
し し 雌雄を決する 重要なフェイズです
愚民・教育・人のため 愚民・教育・明日のため
洗脳・搾取・虎の巻 洗脳・搾取・虎の巻
恒久的平和を願えば 道はひとつ
そのままのあなたでいて
なにも知らない無垢な瞳のまま
神に委ねてみてください
洗脳・搾取・虎の巻!(洗脳・搾取・虎の巻!)
洗脳・搾取・虎の巻!(洗脳・搾取・虎の巻!) せんおさくしゅとらのまき
支配・従属・美しく
持ちつ・持たれつ・いざ離反!
優しい顔の裏に ちらり(非情なストラテジスト)
明日の次の明日のために(今日に未練は残しません)
い い いつでも世界は 神が支配する
愚民・洗脳・人のため 愚民・洗脳・愛のため
繁栄の儀!昇格の儀! なにをするにも戦略的
革命的世界の幕開け 何を思う
知らぬ民が仏なら 知る苦しみはただ神のみぞ知る
それでいいと思いませんか?
洗脳・搾取・虎の巻! 洗脳・搾取・虎の巻!
洗脳・搾取・虎の巻! 洗脳・搾取・虎の巻!
洗脳・搾取・虎の巻! 洗脳・搾取・虎の巻!
洗脳・搾取・虎の巻! 洗脳・搾取・虎の巻!
洗脳・搾取・虎の巻 洗脳・搾取・虎の巻
恒久的平和を願えば 道はひとつ
そのままのあなたでいて
なにも知らない無垢な瞳のまま
神に委ねてみてください
洗脳・搾取・虎の巻!
洗脳・搾取・虎の巻!

 No.801403

mutated

 No.801404

the girl uses some harsh words and talks about brainwashing simpletons its great

 No.801405

thinking about filing down me chipped tooth

 No.801406

the goal is to create a feeling of uneasiness that comes from the dichotomy between the cheerful voice and song and harsh lyrics its like inverse gap moe

 No.801407


 No.801408

i dont feel uneasy at all i 愛 it

 No.801409

>>801407
wow jewtube really censored the heck out of this

 No.801410

yeah the comments are gone cant even add it to a playlist this is worse than deleting it

 No.801411

how can i make songs like this

 No.801412

is my internet down or something gnfos and discord just went down and horriblesubs too

 No.801413

do you have comcast

 No.801414

my dad works for the internet and he said that there was a problem at the office

 No.801415

please help

 No.801416

>>801414
The Boss works for the internet and she said she wasnt NOTified of anything weird how they just cant get it right

 No.801417

i was about to complain about the internet too and i have verizon it is affecting everyone
how did this mate know >>801005

 No.801418

>>801417
no thats a coincidence im moving tomorrow and theres no internet at the new place

 No.801419

download bnha and one piece

 No.801420


 No.801421

dont post that one it gives me a chicken nugget

 No.801422

i downloaded all of bnha and inuyasha and also gundam wing
one piece is like 100gb sorry

 No.801423

simply download the first 130 episodes

 No.801424

what do you mean it goes you a chicken nugget

 No.801425

just look at it and

 No.801426

its too grainy to give me a chicken nugget ive gotten bigger chicken nuggets from 8 bit sushi bars

 No.801427

this is chicken nugget

 No.801428

What a fool you are. I'm a cunnilingus. How can you kill a cunnilingus? What a grand and intoxicating innocence. How could you be so naive? There is no escape. No recall or intervention can work in this place. Come, lay down your weapons, it is NOT too late for my mercy.

 No.801429

oooog

 No.801430

is 3d modeling hard

 No.801431

i dont know

 No.801432

no its easy little teenflappers do it in their spare time

 No.801433

sigh really miss zbrushmate now

 No.801434

women....

 No.801435

nice winston

 No.801436

File: 1530417017188.png (613.63 KB, 900x1200, 1461580551404.png)


 No.801437

winsflapper

 No.801438

File: 1530417150877.jpg (110.11 KB, 1125x1400, 1451528192561.jpg)


 No.801439

dagoth ur is basted

 No.801440

gross

 No.801441

just got a full body chill listening to shiki no uta

 No.801442

im nerevarine

 No.801443

sigh lost my glasses and can barely read hima posts

 No.801444

woah one after aNOTher holy crap im losing my mind my body is almost shaking

 No.801445

havent been wearing my glasses so i cant see further than 4 feet in front of me its been good

 No.801446

>>801441
listen to this version instead

 No.801447

sigh got a flashback from the week before i got my lasik surgery and had to use the computer one inch away from the screen because i had no glasses and couldnt use contacts before the surgery

 No.801448

wore my polarized sunglasses while i was driving and i could see just as good as i could with my prescription lenses if NOT better without the glare

 No.801449

why are so many people wearing aloha shirts now

 No.801450

its the new fad

 No.801451

ive been wearing them since 2015 and everyone called me a flipping loser and now theyre popular as hell
but now mine are faded and old looking and the collars dont hold shape and i look much more wisened and cool than all these flipboys like pnig just wearing them to be cool

 No.801452

pnigs intentions are pure

 No.801453

anyone can wear an aloha shirt but you will never look right in one unless you exude grandpa aura like me i learned from a master
open up those buttons pull your collar out put some heavy shit in the pocket and simply wear it like youre on a pension and dont have a care in the world

 No.801454

that only works for non slim fit aloha shirts

 No.801455

why the flip would you wear a slim fit aloha shirt
if you wear a small t shirt you should be wearing a large aloha no question

 No.801456

because the slim fit ones actually fit and arent baggy and weird looking

 No.801457

sometimes i like to pretend to be a young poi dog kamaaina visiting the mainland for the first time is that ok

 No.801458

you dont understand aloha one bit
youre 100 years too early to don the aloha shirt

 No.801459

nah

 No.801460

File: 1530418030696.jpg (1.44 MB, 1076x1500, pool joel donald.JPG)

this is how theyre supposed to be worn

 No.801461

jewelry tucked in two buttons undone collar flared out a bit to show off the goods
mismatch pants that shows you dont give a hoot
dark sunglasses
hat optional

 No.801462

think im going to buy a faux gold wedding band to complete the look

 No.801463

flip that my aloha shirts are basically a tailored fit and i wear them when i dress up

 No.801464

youve perverted the very nature of the aloha shirt this wont be lightly forgiven

 No.801465

flip you haole the aloha shirt isnt something to be trifled with its a serious piece of clothing for serious times

 No.801466

愛 wearing aloha shirts with a blazer and slacks

 No.801467

put way too much water in my sticky rice now its like coconut pudding

 No.801468

idiot

 No.801469

i wear mine with my black chinos and my black nike sbs the black reverse print has pink hibiscus flowers on it and at a glance you can tell that its an aloha shirt

 No.801470

die norm

 No.801471

>>801466
oh and dont forget the huge gold watch

 No.801472

did you mates hear about kanyes new yeloha shirt line

 No.801473

just cleaned the gum part of my sbs so they look like new this is probably how you get a lgf
going to wear the black reverse print to the next friday meeting

 No.801474

yeah im defiantly getting a tungsten carbide gold plated ring on ebay theyre like ten dollars
ten dollars to make it look like im NOT incel what a bargain

 No.801475

looks like im a size 9 ring size

 No.801476

what happens when someone asks about your wife

 No.801477

File: 1530418696448.jpg (130.36 KB, 640x1136, 1480782740570.jpg)

save this and tell people its your wife

 No.801478

dumb roast

 No.801479

i hope you iron your shirt after washing it otherwise youre doing it WRONG

 No.801480

why the flip would i iron an aloha shirt i will repeat >>801458

 No.801481

i dont own an iron

 No.801482

so that it doesnt wrinkle and curl you fool

 No.801483

never iron that shit just throw it in the wash and let it sit in the pile with all the other clean laundry when it comes out the drier
my shirts are tommy bahama silk alohas i dont give a hoot

 No.801484

i dont iron either i just dump all the clothes in a pile in the corner of my room

 No.801485


 No.801486

got it engraved with himasugi.org/jp/

 No.801487

should have bought one of those imitation lotr rings so you could carry boromirs courage with you wherever you went

 No.801488

boromir was a dumb cunt go back to reddit

 No.801489

?

 No.801490

fool

 No.801491

how dare you

 No.801492

how dare who

 No.801493


 No.801494

tb

 No.801495

just realized what the self is

 No.801496

cant wait to wear a ring its very manly varg would agree

 No.801497

why do dumb little bitches like slime so much

 No.801498

i wore a ring The Boss gave me when i was a teen but my finger got bigger than the ring and it took me like 2 hours of pain to get it off when i eventually decided to

 No.801499

hmm i think people will actually NOTice it norms are obsessed with status i just want a ring so i have something shiny to look at and fiddle with

 No.801500

my brother wears like 5 rings but theyre fantasy rings with skulls and occult symbols and stuff

 No.801501

give him the gospel

 No.801502

skull rings are badass i want one for each finger

 No.801503

baste chuuni

 No.801504

okay hima sleep time big day tomorrow going to jail basically

 No.801505

what do you mean

 No.801506

im going for the shinji/yusuke/takumi/random character from akira look with my clothes
worn out and oversized without much thought put into it

 No.801507

why

 No.801508

because its easy and cheap

 No.801509

i just wear the clothes The Boss buys me

 No.801510

must be nice being a complete manchild
does The Bossmy do the laundry for you too

 No.801511

who else would do it

 No.801512

no i do the laundry myself usually she just gives me a shirt once a year for christmas and ive had two pairs of jeans for like 10 years

 No.801513


 No.801514

you cant ban onseki

 No.801515


 No.801516

spent the last 20 minutes trying to take a picture of me in my black reverse print but the t420 camera is shit

 No.801517

hate fashionnorms

 No.801518

i wanted an evaluation from onseki and co

 No.801519

gonno fire up my plumeria candle because it reminds me of my home on the ala wai canal

 No.801520

looked up hawaiis population yesterday
didnt know there were over a million people living there

 No.801521

best start believin

 No.801522

going to backtrack on the australian accent and work on my hawaiian accent

 No.801523

is flap meat any good

 No.801524

just finished babylon usa it was pretty entry level stuff

 No.801525

watch the stargate origins instead

 No.801526


 No.801527

lilo is just asking for it

 No.801528

File: 1530423564911.jpg (521.29 KB, 2121x670, 7e1d5f2ec002b5b22b53476b3ba0b7ee.jpg)

phew

 No.801529

they all look dumb

 No.801530

File: 1530423686966.png (Spoiler Image, 126.7 KB, 450x450, b824e275ab57b26fa03eb12bb838043d.png)


 No.801531

vile

 No.801532

File: 1530424163502.jpg (1022.28 KB, 1254x1045, 1b0cd6bfb97d2b65adc0162d0fe08a68.jpg)

underage hermione i never knew how to say her name growing up

 No.801533

i still dont know how to say her name

 No.801534

her-me-own

 No.801535


 No.801536

always laughed at the ignorant fools who couldnt say it in class

 No.801537

>>801535
she was a hateable smug bitch even then

 No.801538

wish i had a hermione gf

 No.801539

id flip her then now shes a hag

 No.801540

she was really cute then but now shes morphed into something else

 No.801541

her-my-knee

 No.801542

File: 1530426116412.jpg (51.12 KB, 566x409, Dg-W1-jVQAAT-i2.jpg)


 No.801543

someone post 'that' pic

 No.801544


 No.801545

File: 1530426296335.jpg (Spoiler Image, 719.79 KB, 1592x1445, 1530315855841.jpg)


 No.801546

gonno go mars stare

 No.801547

hate people that go around telling others to smile or have fun

 No.801548

how can you find mars all i see is the moon

 No.801549


 No.801550

where are you if youre in the western us it should be bright and near the moon

 No.801551

Mars rise and set
Most of the night until sunrise.
Mars is visible during most of the night, but it is best viewed in the early morning hours and until sunrise.
Sat, Jun 30 ↑10:35 pm

 No.801552

oh hehe i see it i thought that was an airplane

 No.801553

>>801544
whens the next big o stream

 No.801554

apparently you can see saturn too

 No.801555

where

 No.801556

i think the jupiter and the closer planets should be brighter and easily visible

 No.801557

i can see uranus

 No.801558


 No.801559

did i ever post about the origin of the dog days name for the end of summer

 No.801560

sigh wish i had a telescope its too small

 No.801561


 No.801562

thats what she said

 No.801563

still 愛 looking at the pleiades in the winter its my favorite thing in the sky

 No.801564

flip stars and flip the sky my eyes are on the ground at all times

 No.801565

>>801559
stream